>52% white country (America) >prefers the squigger character

>>386818917

black women belong to white men

Well maybe if she didn't have the forehead of a beluga whale and the disfigured teeth of a Brit, maybe she'd be more popular.

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>100% manchild poster
>prefers games made for babies

>>386818917
But she is literally the better of the two. No excuses about shitty localization will change that

>>386819141
>shitty beta sub-squid, basically a sniveling slave

Do you have Blacked.com bookmarked?

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>>386818986
This!

White women for Black men
Black women for whites

Everyone's happy.

She's an octopus. And there is no race in splatoon, they can literally change their skin color anytime they want.

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>>386819509

both of you will be extinct and executed

VIVA LA RAZA

>>386819269
I was talking about Pearl you mong

but yes I do

pearl was a mistake

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>>386819668
>China
Get ready for the Pink to become Blue by 2020

/pol/ tears are delicious.

It's almost like Marina has a far more appealing design than Pearl.

>>386818917
>Several weeks into Splatoon 2
>People still think Marina is black

>>386818917
>Squigger
She is clearly a nogtopus

>>386819987
>No, that character is tan
>No, that character is dark skinned
>No, that character is indian
>No, that character is brazillian
What's the excuse now, Pearl cuck?

>>386819987
Well Marina is based on a brown octopus, it's easy to see why people would make that mistake when she is only ever depicted in humanoid form.

>>386818917
.t race-baiter
>A normal squid girl design, but she's black
versus
>An ugly child with horrid teeth and a cowbell necklace
Gee, I wonder why the squigger won

Cause Americucks are mostly niggers anyway, no wonder that tumblr thicc fat acceptance meme shit took off

>>386820143
She's literally "tanned" you fucking idiot. Octolings and Inklings have the ability to change their skin colors at will. This is a reference to how many sea creatures can camouflage themselves and a reference to Japanese culture.
You denying these facts doesn't mean that they stop being true.

>being so cucked racist you would take an ugly white over an attractive black

>>386818917
but Marina is cute unlike nigger girls

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>>386820567
>meme

Mankind's entire history is a meme then.

>>386818917
Pearl is the best girl. Japan agreed as she's won the popularity test every time so far.

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>>386820452
She's not black though, she isn't even human.

>inb4 she's supposed to be black, she is dark-skinned!

So are australian abos, indians and many other people.

>>386821095
>being so much of a cowtits loli-hating cuck that you'd take a old hag over a loli

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>>386818917

>be black
>prefer pearl cause shes has a fucing persoanilty
>hate marina becasue originally she was ms overly shy and timid
>now marina is Marie 2.0
>hate her even more for try to be best girl

Pearl is cuter anyways

>>386819987
>>386820671
>This much denial
Just accept that she's delicious brown and start posting some Marina lewds

>>386821205
in the past being fat was considered good due to it being a symbol of wealth.

>>386822135
>be black
Why do you lie anon?

>>386822356
now when like 40% of the chicks (on average for all races except Asians who are always skinny here) are overweight and or obese it isn't attractive. 3 out of every 4 African women are really fat for some reason IDK why.

but really its feels like its 2 out of every 5 people here are fat to the point where its unattractive

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>>386821205
>WE WUZ FAT N SHIT
Nigga pls

>>386822650
are you an american? the obesity rate is something like 35%, 70% overweight+

>>386822650
they aren't fat, they suffer from Kwashiorkor, an effect of malnutrition.

>>386822135
We can't be having a nigger acting submissive in any way to a white. Black WOMYN can only be sassy bitches, to retarded white sluts.

>>386822650
Exactly, the image makes no sense, back then it was a rarity, People were more likely to starve to death. now not so much.

>>386821205
I'm gonna need some more of these meme images to get my meme boner to meme relax.

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>>386822135
the only thing you've proven is that shitty fucking tastes transcend race

>>386822135
hime armpits

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>>386818917
>52%

>>386821935
She is definitely not a peice of shit indian.

Every time you post Pearl, my dick gets a little harder.

>>386822650
>only 2 out of 5

Almost every woman I meet has got way to much junk in the trunk or disgusting cottage cheese thighs. I don't understand it. How can you look in the mirror and be content with being so fat and fucking weird looking.

That Mayo match was fucking rigged

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GOD DAMN

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>>386821175
but Marina literally looks like a nigger girl lmao

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Marina is Muslim obviously.
She's from a race that is enemy to the dominant race in the area and they want to invade. So they secretly plant operatives in different positions and integrate them into society and before you know it you're surrounded by your enemies from within.

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Well at least we can all agree that [Off the Hook] is a better group than [Squid Sisters].

The two of them work off each other better and they don't sound like the exact same person. They both also do better with different styles, allowing for more dynamic song composition as opposed to SS that just sounds like two squids sounding like the same person, allowing for very little change in the song's formula and feeling very static from start to finish.

Also I just dig OtH's synthwave. It's like I'm back in the 80's yo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFG6770beMc

SS v OtH Splatfest when? Complete with crossover songs I expect.

>>386826452
>Implying Marina would ever stoop so low as to eat with that wh*te pig
She would spit in her food and throw her by her tentacles onto the ground and kick her til she bleeds from her eyes and then stab her in the ovaries a few times with her fork and knife so she can never pass on her inferior white genes

>>386826442
Man, it wouldnt surprise me if one of the last splatfests was SS ba OtH, and all 4 of them would perform live on stage switching back and forth between songs.

>>386818917
hahahaha, holy shit is this real? only 52% is white in america? and you burgers still talking about EU and muslims, you guys are truly fucked and don't even know it.

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>>386825769
Yes it was.

>>386827163
Officially it's around 63%, but they include jews and middle easterns in the "non-hispanic white" category.

New births on the other hand are currently 50% white / 50% non-white or something like that.

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>>386825769
>>386827630
It all makes sense now

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https://youtu.be/ASG0puPG8eQ

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>Maws catches you off guard
>manage to toss a bomb as it's eating you anyways and kill it

>>386825769
No it wasn't. Ketchup won popularity but Mayo won where it mattered.

sure, ketchup was paired up against itself which doesn't count but they still lost matches when they were actually paired up against mayo.

that being said if they went by Splatoon 1's scoring system then Ketchup would have actually won regardless

>>386828528
I don't mind having three categories to be scored on, but I really don't like that group matches and solo matches are marked separately. They should've found a better third category.

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>>386818917
Name one thing wrong with loving the Choctopussy.

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>Pearl will never gag you with her feet

I WANT TO FUCK MARINA IN THE ASS

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/895932714183938048

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

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So how about that datamining that revealed the Squeezer, a semi-automatic shooter

>>386819668
Why tf did Jamaica take over Connecticut? My family is Italian and came from Connect, but I never heard anything about Jamaicans being there.

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>>386821205
>Goddess of Fertility is fat even though Fat Chicks highly raise their chances of developing PCOS effectively making them infertile.
>Tfw servants bought paintings/art of Fat nobles from artists as a joke since even though they saw them as wealthy, they were still disgusted by them
>Marilyn Monroe
>Fat

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>>386830073
Veiled sculptures will never cease to amaze me

same with the ones that show highly accurate skin indentations

>>386822135
>Pearl is cuter anyways
>Posts pic of pearl being cute since the artist decided to reduce the size of her five-head.
Plz you think she normally looks like a gremlin aswell.

>>386818917
>mayo
>cake
No wonder Americans like her, she's a fucking fatass

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>>386830073
>complains about fatties using cherrypicked pictures
>does the same thing with lanklets

Yeah no, that picture was clearly written by a biased MRA. Most women in idealized beauty or eroticized paintings during 1600s-1800s Europe were neither fatties or lanklets, they were more of something of a middle body like pic related

>>386830382
As opposed to ketchup and ice cream?

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>>386830389

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>>386830462
Fatties get confused when they read old texts mentioning of a woman's "plumpness" or "fleshiness" when it really means this

>>386830389
>>386830462
>>386830518
That's fine too. They're barely even chubby.

and here i am, still searching someone that like both marina and pearl. i should probably stop but i can't be the only one...

>>386818917
>Race is the only reason to like or dislike someone or
It makes sense a bunch of unlikable loners would push this particular agenda so hard

>>386828672
maybe ranked battles should still be available in splatfest, and use the win percentage in that as a third category rather than solo and team queues?

>>386829079
Squid tastes better

>>386831467
Nah, just accept your loss and move on, ketchump.