>go to gas station >see a couple squids loitering outside

>>386789521
This, I always imagine those squids kids being the biggest douchebags. Maybe its due to their fashion

>>386789521
>>386789813

They're deliberately designed to look like punk rock kids and a lot of the music reflects that. No surprise there.

Honestly, "kid friendly punk rock" has always been an appealing aesthetic for me.

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>>386789521
Pick one out, walk over and suck his dick.

Wake up and realize I live in the real world and not some pedo's wet dream, so probably not give a fuck.

>>386790243

> read Blood Meridian
> one of the characters is visited by a group of homeless boys with rifles
> most of the boys run off but one stays behind to taunt and harass the man
> seriously think that the man is going to rape the boy to teach him a "lesson"
> he just shoots the boy instead and waits for the boy's younger brother to meekly carry off his older brother's corpse the next day

That book's fucking great. I'll never look at rape the same way again.

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>>386789521

>be me
>go to gas station
>want to get me a bag of cheetos
>walk past some shit squid shits hanging near a dumpster
>over hear one of them called me a faggot
>the other quietly laugh
>remain calm
>remain calm
>lose it
>reach into my back pack
>pull out my pistol filled with ink of their opposite color
>aim it right at the fucking loud mouth bitch
>AREYOUFUCKINGSORRY.jpg
>all of them get an oh shit look on their fucking smug faces
>one of them runs away
>smart
>the loud mouth starts apologizing to me
>too late
>give her a mouthful of ink
>she explodes into a pile of ink
>the others begin to scream
>put my ink gun back into my backpack and go into store
>buy a mountain dew
>walk back to my apartment
>forgot the cheetos
>mfw

>>386789521
Call them filthy squid niggers, then tell them to get the fuck out of the real world. If they threaten me with violence, I'll grab some bottles of paint remover, metho, and vaseline, before pouring that shit all over them and running over them in my brand new Lamborghini Murcielago. Fucking squid fags

>>386789521
unzip my charger and splat the little shrimp

>>386789521

Throw a bucket of water on them

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>>386789521
Rape One.

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>>386789521
Fock ya