Childhood is dating Tifa. Adulthood is realizing Yuffie

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>opportunist skank who steals your stuff
>over childhood friend who's been waiting for you and sticks with you in your darkest hours

have fun being mature i gess

Actually adulthood is realizing that Aerith is best due to having the best personality.

>>386781212
And what hood will it take for you to stop posting pictures for ants?

>>386781783
Sauce?

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>>386781212
>childhood is falling in love with Tifa because she has big tits
>adulthood is picking Yuffie and thinking about stomping her cunt in because the masochistic little whore gets off on the abuse

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>>386781212
I prefer the better girl from the better game

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Adulthood is having all three since you can make you own choices.

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Bump

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>>386781212
Tifa and Aerith are both used goods.
Yuffie is obviously the best choice.

>>386787231
That tummy is best choice.
God I want to kiss, lick and raspberry it.

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As I've matured, my tastes have shifted more and more towards Yuffie

Childhood is dating Tifa, Adulthood is marrying Tifa.

>>386783337
Filename?

Super adulthood is watching Aeris and Tifa sexually punish Yuffie for being a thief with Yuffie trying to resist and escape but Tifa's strength won't let her.

>>386781212
Genki girls are the main reason why weebshit is shit.

>>386781212
Godhood is realizing Elena is best.

>>386788265
does not yield sauce

I have looked

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>>386781212
Who's that corpse on the far right?

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True enlightenment is accepting Freya as your one true waifu.

>>386781783
Samefaces aside, Sakimichan's porn is pretty fucking solid.

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Plebs
Plebs, all of you

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>>386792361

I can agree with this in Advent Children. Aerith in VII, Shotgun in BC, Shelke in DoC and Cissnei in CC. Overall it goes to Aerith personally.

>>386781212
>klepto skank
>implying
yuffie is good as a fucktoy, but nothing else.
aerith/s depends on what you think her job as a "flower girl" is

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>>386796005
>Elena will never call you senpai

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Tifa a shit
Aeries a shit
Yuffie a best

>>386796164
What is Tifa hypnotizing Yuffie for?

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>>386781783
>childhood friend


HAH HA NO. Tifa was the town bike giving it local Chad's. She didn't give two fucks about Cloud till just prior to the game starting.

She' just a useless pair of bimbo tits, which would be fine enough reason to like her but for whatever reason all you faggots like to reimagine her entire character as presented by the game

>character in a game has DD tits
>99.99% fan art gives her DDDDDDDDDD tits

every fucking time

>>386781212
Childhood is thinking Cloud will hook up with any of the girls in his party.

Adulthood is waking up to find Cloud wheelchair-bound and infected with Planet AIDS.

>>386797139
>character in a game has literally any size tits
>99.99% fan art gives her DDDDDDDDDD tits
Fixed for accuracy.

>>386797438
It's not so bad if the character's a washboard and some faggot like Mogudan or Gegero gives them chest tumors because the fans can divorce their image of the real character from that.

Here, you've got people who are seriously contemplating flying to Japan and burning down Squeenix's corporate HQ if Tifa's tits aren't at least twice as big as her head.

>>386781212
Which one has the best tasting pee?

post yuffie so i can JERK OFF

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>>386799356

Chronologically
Tifa would be 40 now.
Yuffie would be 36 now.
Aerith would be a skeleton

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>>386799356
>Y-you pervert!

>>386781212
Nope I always preferred Aeris because she is the purest most virginal waifu of all time.

>>386799969
slut*

>>386800032
*best girl

>>386800032
Honestly anon, that reply was extremely fast. Wasn't expecting that.

>>386781212
Childhood is not giving a fuck about shipping.
Adulthood is not giving a fuck about shipping but now you're taller.

Tifa works better with Barret. She's basically already his kid's mom. Plus Barret is a really cool guy and deserves some good pussy. Yuffie works with Cloud because Cloud after he finds out the truth would benefit from hanging out with someone he doesn't have any confusion about. No doubt about whether those feelings are genuine. Vincent is for NTR and Cid is probably robosexual.
Jesse best girl though.

>>386801210
Objectively correct answers.

>>386801210
I didn't realize jesse was a girl when I first played as a kid and was kind of glad when the annoying clingy weeny died.

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>>386781212
Close OP. Adolescence is thinking that tight JB butthole makes more sense

True adulthood is realizing that serene seeming party girls are your best bet

>>386801570
Well, maybe you're a closet homosexual or have awful taste.

>>386801618
>JB butthole
Jigaboo blackie?
The fuck you on about?

>>386801706
I was a kid and the only Jesse I knew at the time was a guy. Plus she's not overly feminine and her only real personality trait is wanting Cloud's dick.

>>386781212
It's a Tifa > Yuffie/Aerith > Tifa for me. At this stage I've come to the realization that Tifa is the great wife I will never have.

>>386801750
bail jate

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>>386781783
>this artist is making $30,000+ per month drawing porn
>you are a wageslave in a boring job for not even a tenth part of that

End my nonsensical life so I can try again and choose arts instead of stem.

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>>386796869
>Tifa was the town bike giving it local Chad's

I would ask for some proof of this but we both know it's gonna be that screenshot of johnny "cucking" Cloud when in reality it was the opposite.

>all you faggots like to reimagine her entire character as presented by the game

How ironic lol

>>386801750
lurk 13 years before posting

>>386796869
nice head canon

>>386803520
He should put a hand cannon by his head and pul the trigger to make his headcanon canon

>Adulthood is wanting to fuck the 14 year old
I like the way you think anon

>>386803875
Ain't no age of consent in Final Fantasy!

>>386803094
Tifa is the type of woman that cucks every man she meets, everyone she's involved with feels like they're cucked because of her promiscuity. This is why she's damaged goods and a cumdump only. There are real women like this.

Basically TL:DR Tifa is shit

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>>386781212

>The bratty thieving child with daddy issues
>The adult hot chick that's willing to dive into liquid poison to save her friend

Tifa does dress like a total whore though I'll give you that. Hopefully her blue dress is an alternate costume you can wear all game.

>>386804456
Tifa is an actual whore who saw Cloud as a safety net in case she ran out of men to sleep with and only got interested when that safety net was threatened.

>>386804456
>Yuffie
Funloving and not-so serious person who understands that relationships are about independence and trust. Wouldn't care if you hung out with other girls, doesn't get clingy and force you to spend time with her all the time, understands that separation makes joining so much sweeter.

>Tifa
Obsessive, clingy, abandonment issues, can't be alone even for a minute or she starts thinking about you, basically exists only in relation to your personality - empty shell otherwise. Would do absolutely anything for you because she knows that deep down inside she's empty and has nothing to offer except for undying loyalty and commitment and boobs.

The choice is obvious.

>>386804874
You also forget Yuffie's going to steal everything that isn't nailed down the second you take your eyes off her.

>>386804121
show me on the doll where the 3DPD hurt you

>>386804948
Yes but if you're in a relationship with her those things are now yours as well as hers and you can tell her to not steal because if she's in a relationship she will listen to you.

>>386804948
You also forget that Tifa's going to have a panic attack and start desperately throwing herself at you the second you take your eyes off her.

>>386781212
Fuck Tifa
Kill Yuffie
Marry AeriTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>386804558
>>386804874

>hedging your social and economical bets by investing in a crazy person

Why didn't she just hook up with Don Corneo instead of fighting for the planet

Also: Yuffie
>Thanks for the materia, later dorks!

>>386804874
>i don't want to be with my wife 24/7 for all time
Maybe you're not cut out for a happy relationship bucko

>>386805393
Because Don didn't follow her ass around like a puppy dog

>>386803094
>I would ask for some proof

Literally the entire flash back of putting Cloud's memory together showed that Cloud was some sad weird kid tagging around like a retarded puppy

>>386805651
Good job missing the point of trying to paint Tifa as an opportunist. Nevermind that Cloud threatened to leave right at the beginning.

>>386805748
What does Cloud being a weirdo loner kid have to do with Tifa being "the town bike"?

>>386805959
She knows Cloud wouldn't, because Cloud wants pussy and she's pussy. Unless there's any better pussy in the vicinity she doesn't feel threatened.

I think either way we can all agree Aerith is garbage. The Yamato Nadeshiko's trope needs to fucking die already, their all interchangeable and have no personality other than being an insufferable Mary Sue.

At least she died.

>>386806084
>paying/trying to convince a mentally deranged person to stick around in order to be socially and economically secure

Thanks for demonstrating that you have no idea what you're talking about

>>386806192
Why do you think this thread exists? Aerith is shit, Tifa is shit, Yuffie is neither so she's great.

>>386806472
Cloud's insanity isn't apparent until halfway through the game. Good job showing you know nothing about what you're talking about.

>>386806472
She knows him from their childhood where he was just a friendless betavirgin.
She didn't know anything about his delusions, only that he's a betacuck

>>386806656
Wrong.
Tifa knows something is off when she sees him for the first time in Midgar at the train station. Good job showing you know nothing about what you're talking about. Again.

>>386806192
AeriS isn't a Yamato Nadeshiko at all. AT least not in the original game. Tifa acts more like one than she does.

Tellah is superior to all those used up whores.

>>386806773
That wasn't me, it was some falseflagger that's even more of a faggot than you.

Tifa keeps him around because she's known him since they were kids and he's always been her orbiter.

>>386781783
this artist's stuff really turns me off
it think its done by a women who has no clue what guys like

Jihl from FF13 is better than all of them.

>>386804874
>undying loyalty and commitment
Is this supposed to be a bad thing? Do you know how rare that is in a woman?

>>386806656
>>386806769

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmo4MwSfVgE

>>386781212
>a thieving liar makes more sense
Yuffie is the kinda girl who'd cheat on you and convince you the baby is yours

>>386807252
Yuffie was only ever a "thieving liar" because she wanted to help her country and she stops being a thieving liar when you recruit her.

>>386806836
>Tifa acts more like one than she does.
This anon knows what's going on
Tifa is provocatively dressed but is reserved in personality
Aeris is dressed conservatively but is the wild, out going, literal prostitute

>>386803094
This dude beat me to it:
>>386805748

Tifa was LITERALLY Stacy hanging out with Chads

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>>386784994

>>386807371
see
>>386806036

>>386806894
So what makes Cloud special other than being crazy?

>>386807582
He's got a big sword and muscles but he still acts like a beta

>>386806192
The hell are you on about anon. Tifa is the actual Yamato Nadeshiko.

>>386807662
>acts like a beta

Does he though? He's pretty much approximating Zack the whole time up until the Temple of the Ancients and Northern Crater where he starts really weirding out.

Childhood going for Aeris. Adulthood is marring Tifa and starting a family, then impregnating Yuffie and not take responsability.

>>386795419
Disgusting.

>>386806656
>Cloud's insanity isn't apparent until halfway through the game
You literally have never played FF7

You can really tell who actually played the game and who only saw advent children and read a wiki article from these threads

>>386802426
You still can make the jump, bud. Lots of artists that don't get started till their sixties, still hitting fame.

Just don't go in thinking you'll hit money. Try to create something you find beautiful.

>>386808660
w-what about me I've played ff7, watched ac and read wiki articles

>>386808147
He's not acting specifically like Zack, more like how he expects a Soldier would act if he had went through what Zack went through, so it's all unconscious guesswork and posturing as he tries to act how he "should be". Being able to pick his responses plays into that.

>>386809453
That's why I said approximating. Either way I wouldn't list anything Cloud does before Northern Crater as beta behavior.

>>386809982
That still implies he's trying to be Zack rather than just a Soldier 1st Class though. Subtle thing but I often see people say shit like pre-reveal Cloud is pretending to be Zack which really isn't the case so I gotta nip it in the bud. But yeah he's not exactly "beta" until Temple of the Ancients, but there's quite a few times where he acts a bit off or weird instead.

>>386810598
How do you explain the whole "jack of all trades" bit him and Zack share? If we dig into Crisis Core it gets even deeper but Compilation stuff is retcon city.

>>386781212
Real adulthood is realizing none of them are real.

>>386781783

> eeewwwwwwwwww

>>386796869
Tifa autists are retarded. She's nothing like any of the shit they sperg about.

>>386811448
You mean the truck ride where they decide to be mercenaries? Despite forgetting most of that it's still rooted in his psychology so he comes to that conclusion when he thinks of what kind of job an Ex-Soldier could do. He still has plenty of training as a trooper and when he was aiming to make Soldier to fall back on as well, so that and the sheer strength of his delusion lets him pull it off.

>>386811854
>anti-Tifa autists are retarded. She's nothing like any of the shit they sperg about.

The bitter, angry virginity practically oozes from the shitposts in this thread. /r9k/ should stop shitting on everyone's waifus, fictional girls aren't 3DPD

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>>386781212
The only correct choice is jesse.

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>>386813578

>>386812267

Zack decided that on his own while Cloud was unresponsive. And isn't it fair to assume that Zack would at least partly be used as a model for a SOLDIER first class since, other than Sephiroth, Zack is the only one we see around Cloud?

>>386813578
Jessie is pretty fucking legit.

>>386784994
She falls for Zidane. Let that sink in.

>>386813687
Unresponsive, but still conscious and able to hear what he's saying. Yeah he's used as a model to an extent, but that's not him pretending to be Zack or thinking that he's really Zack, but instead just wanting to live up to the reputation of a Soldier 1st Class, like him and Sephiroth were.

>>386807161
Exactly, Cloud was in the friendzone

>>386814421
Well he obviously wasn't trying to be Zack since he still called himself Cloud.

Tifa puts out, and Yuffie doesn't.
A relationship without sex is just a friendship.

>>386785164
why are her eyes drawn differently

>>386813578
F

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>>386813578
Flat is justice anon. Remember that.

>>386781783
I swore that artist has drawn gay porn.

>>386781783
>childhood friend
Cloud knows Tifa as much as he knows Aeris or Yuffie

>>386806937
it is
it's like highly detailed fujo porn

>>386818039
Cloud arguably knows her very well, but not vice versa. Regardless, when they meet at the Midgar train station Tifa eventually remembers him, meaning that he was somehow worth remembering

>>386793210
I looked too on gelbooru. I think its her new stuff.

>>386820476
Cloud only really knows what he saw of her, and the two times they hung out. Tifa remembers him because of the second time, she says after he left for Midgar she started thinking about him a lot despite not knowing him well, essentially making up her own idea of him being a big hero and coming back to save her if she was ever in trouble like she made him promise, which is ironic since it's pretty much what Cloud does to himself.

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>>386781212
Wizardhood if realizing Marlene is the superior choice. Too bad only her "dad" is datable.

>not one mention of Faris
All around me I see SHIT TASTE

>>386818039
It was real in his mind

Adulthood and common sense is realizing all 3 are pretty shit, and you should probably stay away unless you want your mindfucked like Cloud was thanks to two of those idiots. The flat teenager is basically a nigger in asian skin, no good can come from that.

>>386821380
https://youtu.be/V0EZobdiJ4M

>>386820964
Oh and by "what he saw of her" I'm of course referring to him peeking at her with the other kids while alone at a distance and thinking he was way cooler than them and wishing she'd hang out with him instead.

>>386813578
>unapologetic terrorist who enjoyed building bombs that led to the deaths of millions

>come in prepared for the cuck narrative that people have deluded themselves into for Tifa
>it's there almost instantly

Like pottery.

What do people like about Yuffie other than her visual design? I agree that the midriff and hotpants are good, but eh.

>>386821082
>Those hands
kill it with fucking fire.

>>386822486
spunk

she has personality unlike tifa

>>386822486
Her tummy and shorts!

>choosing a girl
>not dating Cid, Barret or Nanaki

plebs, the lot of you

>>386822562
>people who are not loud as shit and annoying don't have personality
Many years later and this is still the dumbest shit people say on 4chan.

>>386824279
describe Tifa's personality

don't describe her appearance or job or what she can do in battle

her personality

>>386822562
yeah, she's full of spunk alright

>>386824343
She is meek and submissive for one. That is a personality no matter how hard you try to spin it.

>>386824418
i could describe a random npc the same way

>>386824475
I could also describe your mom as full of spunk. Doesn't make it any less of a personality. Stop being retarded.

>>386824534
So you are wrong, thanks for proving Tifa has no personality

>>386822486
>>386822772
You forgot about her abs and mini trousers

>>386824586
Thanks for proving you are a retard and doesn't know what personality means.

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>>386822040

>unapologetic

That's the very opposite of her character. She was a constant fuckup. When they return to the hideout, she's checking the computer and sees that she misread the bomb instructions, causing the explosion being way bigger than intended and feels guilty about the innocent deaths. (In the Compilation Barret found old Avalanche plans retconning this.) She holds her head, shaking it distraught for the rest of the meeting and tells Cloud to fuck off with the money talk. When she dies at the tower she feels it is just punishment for what they did.

Am I the only one that chose Aerith, and after she passed away lost all the will of copulate with the other two?

For me Advent Children is great because it chose the timeline I did as a player: Cloud got too butthurt for Aeris death to give a fuck about the other two.

>>386820964
>>386821712
He clearly thinks highly enough of her to dedicate his life towards being worthy of her attention.

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>>386804456

Her blue dress is much more whorish though. It has a boob window and shows her back. Tifa having fully covered breasts shows that she's demure and proper, while Aerith's leg and panties showing, intentionally open unbuttoned dress is supposed to imply her outgoing personality. Also Tifa's tank top is supposed to hide her scar. This makes sense to me, since cleavageless designs are so rare for intentionally sexy characters.

But alternate costumes are always fun, so sure.

Tifa is a hot bombshell. I can respect people who feel hots for her.
Jessie is cute and underappreciated. I can respect people who feel attracted to her.
However Aeris is still the sweetest girl with a mischievous streak.
Yuffie is a bloody thief, even if she has a good side and looks good. Out of the lot she's "literally and objectively" least appealing.

>>386824418
>meek and submissive
>climbs a dangerous mountain as a child to see her departed mother
>becomes a guide for said mountain even after falling and going into a coma during aforementioned excursion
>takes up martial arts and ends up being able to lift things the size of blue whales
>father gets killed and tries to avenge him by fighting the world's most soldier
>becomes a terrorist to stop Shinra's encroachment on the planet

>>386825394
Well yeah, everything after he first got to Midgar to him making it back after the Nibelheim incident is a mess of him piecing together his own assumed story. Before that Tifa was his big childhood crush who he wanted to impress by becoming a great Soldier, and the first time he saw her again in several years was followed by her being stabbed by his idol, who he then killed to save her right before he was Mako'd and Jenova'd to heck. In all that memory soup she would be one of the key focal points, and she just so happens to be one of the first people he meets when he manages to snap out of his "completely fucked up" state into his "I'm not fucked up, honest" state.

>>386825891
*most powerful soldier

>>386814291
I would too. Zidane is the best Final Fantasy protagonist

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>>386825140
>choosing the literal prostitute
lmao

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>>386826421

Every woman is a prostitute, the only difference is the kind of payment they ask.

Childhood is 'picking' one girl. Adulthood is realizing that you should just plant your seed in every fertile womb.

>>386813578

Jesse is really a lovable character. I hope she don't get killed so soon in the remake.

>>386827174

Well... she'll still get crushed by a 100 million ton sector plate...

>>386781212

>Childhood is dating women. Adulthood is realizing being a women makes more sense.

Fixed that for white CIS male criminal, homophobic, transphobia scum.

>>386828138
>being a women
plural?

>>386828167

>not being multiple wimmenz at once

YAAAAAAAAAAS SLAY QUEEN!!!!

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>>386828138

>he believes that having a stilized open wound resembling a vagina that needs daily stretching to not heal and close, is the same as being a woman

KeK!