>Saturday morning >October-December time >Cold, wet,

>>386775896
>You're in pajamas, long socks, long sleeve shirt with a blanket over you
>Space heater on next to you

are you trying to fucking cook yourself?

>going balls deep
>exploding her insides with your jizz

It cant get any comfier from that.

>>386776008
must be a yuropoor or mexishit with no heat in his house.

You sound like a faggot.

>space heater

pleb

anon, stop it

get out of my head

I literally did that last fall

>>386776157
American houses will burn down if you try to heat up.

>>386775896
>Can it get any comfier than that?

Yes.

>Lying in bed with your loving wife, she's fallen asleep after a day at the beach with your children and dogs.

Fuck vidya. They steal real experiences and replace them with cheap dopamine rushes.

>>386777191
i don't know what you're talking about, I crank the heat in winter. i left it on 80 one time for 14 hours by accident. nothing happened.

>>386777461
>Fuck vidya. They steal real experiences and replace them with cheap dopamine rushes.
He says while on /v/

>>386775896
you have to love video games because you have nothing else to love.

>>386777461
Is that before or after Jamal comes over?

>>386777461
>>386776054
You're supposed to enjoy both my dude

for me, it has to be the McChicken Sandwich

>>386776157
Classic lardman doing everything in overblown proportions.

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>>386775896
>wearing socks at home

>>386777627
>>386777461
>>386776054
And here we have your pseudo-alpha male NEETS attempting to be holier than thou when in reality they spend more time indoors than most anons on /v/ do and probably have even worse social skills.

>>386777461
This is great.
>>386775896
But so is this after a period of draining yourself mentally making the big bucks being patient with kids helping people sue each other etc. Nothing better sometimes than sleeping just enough so you don't feel tired or have a headache from to much sleep. It's cold outside just cold enough not to be snow but cold enough to pierce you with every drop like a small ice pick if you were in it coming down hard enough it makes the sound echo through the house. All the while you are safe and sound no where to go the kids are asleep wife is asleep and I can get up and watch my shows or play a game in the most comfy exclusive personal time savoring every moment before making my children pancakes or some shit just cause I can and don't have to work all day for once.
Thanks for reading my blog.

>>386777461
>>Lying in bed with your loving wife, she's fallen asleep after a day at the beach with your children and dogs.
>Dark Souls
i'll take Dark Souls please.

>Mid winter
>Snow outside, crisp cold air
>Fluffy PJs on
>Cat snuggled in your lap
>Playing Stardew Valley

This is how I spent most of my free time last winter, it was lovely.

>>386778382
I hear Stardew Valley is very comfy, still need to give it a try.

fucking cringe

>>386778165
not like you ever had a choice

>>386777930
>having a furnace is considered overblown proportions in mexistan

>>386776157
he probably doesn't have the gas heating licence

>>386775896
>cold, wet, and foggy outside
>pajamas, long socks, long sleeve shirt with a blanket
>space heater

If this is what Arizona faces with nuclear fallout, sign me up. Otherwise, I'm not trying to sweat first thing on a Saturday morning.

>>386777461
If life is so great putside, how come you are still here?

>>386779396

I have crippling social anxiety.

>>386777191
idiot

>>386779519
if being a bit shy is enough for you to be satisfied with fake, hollow dopamine rushes, i'm sure plenty of us have equally valid reasons for it

>>386775896
Wow I am so fucking comfy thinking about this

>>386777713
This, it's possible.

>>386775896
>ywn wake up at 6am to play some Dark Souls because you were so excited to play more you only needed 4 hours sleep

>playing Dark Souls around the time OP describes
>it's like seven in the morning and I've been up all night playing
>absolutely in love with the game, heading down the tree into Ash Lake for the first time if I remember right
>dad stumbles into my room and tells me he needs to take his nice speakers back so he can get some money for them
>clearly fucked up and most likely suffering from extreme heroin withdrawal
>sees that the woofer cone on one of them is broken, it was like that when he gave them to me
>gets upset and leaves to go find something else to sell

NOT COMFY. Still one of my favorite games though.

>>386780621

Shit your dad sounds like a loser. No offence. How's your mum?

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>playing EU4
>raining outside
>watching stuff on my other monitor
>tablet open to shitpost on /v/

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>>386780240
virgin

>>386775896
fuck, i had this game in my steam library for years now and never played it

how much work is it install dsfix and other junk?

>>386780878
its easier to fap than install dsfix

>>386780878
no work at all, dsfix is all you need (and even then you dont really need it), play the game with as little outside help as you can. Everyone I talk to wishes they could play Dark Souls for the first time again.

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>>386780259
>Mfw going to spend this fall gaming ever single weeknight with the window down and Autumn leaves falling.
>Mfw going to rail my gf to kingdom come when I visit her at school on the weekends

>>386780240

It's not really "a bit shy". It's anxiety attacks at the thought of having to answer my phone, answer the door to postman, buy food from supermarket etc. Not fun.

>>386775896
>October-December

So... autumn?

>>386775896
Replace the coffee with beer and the space heater with a fire. Only way to get comfier than that is snow outside.

>>386775896
The Nexus is way comfier tbqh

>I fucking love video games.

>>>/reddit/.

Your fagass made me break the spam filter.

>>386777632
KEK

>>386780878
Very easy if I remember correctly. Around 5 minutes or so. I hope you enjoy the game. I could never get into it.

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>>386781024
>Visiting her at school
Unironically sorry my dude but she is gonna get gaped on a nightly basis.

>>386775896
>space heater
What backwards area do you live in that your room doesn't have decent heating?

>>386781101
>beer in the morning
good way to get nauseous.

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>January 3rd
>Playing pokemon on brand new DS I got for christmas
>Step-mom comes in drunk as shit, so much for new years resolutions
>Says it looks warm under the blankets there with me and that she wants some naked time as a thank you for the DS
>Really don't want to because I'm old enough to start realizing this isn't normal, but really don't want her to return the DS
>Think of the gun my dad has in his bedroom the entire time
>Can't hear the pokemon black theme without remembering this

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>>386781514
Bad meme my dude. She's all mine

>>386781593
*If you're a dong-inhaling pussy.

>>386781593
t. Under 21

>>386781060
so an order of shyness with a side of hyperbole

we're all so empathetic for you, i'm certain

>>386781815
i know what you mean

i can't eat jolly ranchers without the mental association of Nicktoons Unite interfering

>>386781060
Yeah you're so different to every other human on the planet who's been slightly apprehensive to interact with strangers

>tfw you'll never play vanilla Dark souls for the first time ever again
>tfw you'll never be hyped up for the game after playing Demon's souls for the 5th time just to prepare for it.

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>Wednesday evening
>Summer
>Sunny and hot af
>Trying to shut out the light as much as possible
>Nothing but underwear with your sweaty thighs and back sticking to the chair
>moldy coffee next to you
>Luke warm beer to your right
>Out of the 10+ i buy every year i finish 3-4 and enjoy 0.5-1 of them.

I fucking hate video games and myself

>>386778959
>furnace

What? are you going to make pottery? bake bread?

>pajamas
nigga what the fuck

>>386782082
Yea it's so common for adults to be literally basement-dwelling NEETs for 7 fucking years because they are so terrified of social interaction.

>>386782524
the thing that makes heat come through the radiator.

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>You'll never play Dark Souls for the first time again

>>386775896
>Saturday evening
>Prom night
>Warm, sun is setting and looks beautiful
>Have the window open so I feel a cozy breeze
>Think about everyone at prom, while I sat at home and explored Ash Lake
>didn't care about prom and enjoyed Dark Souls
Cozy as fuck memory. That was my Sophomore year I think.

Dark Souls was only good up until you beat Fatboy Slim. Deal with you fuckin nerds.

>>386782942
literally no-one disagrees, Duke's Archives and Tomb of Giants were only okay and Izalith/Londo were shite

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>be me
>be 12
>all my homework is done and I boot up my psx to play some silent hill
>the window in my back let's enter a beautiful blue light in a sad rainy day
>the soft rain mixes with SH's radio and the wind howls every once in a while

>>386783168
The only good part in that is the prison.

>>386783168
izalith is good for the scenery and the siegmeyer part.

>>386775896
I refuse to believe to believe that people are nostalgic about this game.

>>386777461
>beach
disgusting

>>386783863
The 90`s here 27 years ago.

>>386776008
OP probably lives in Wisconsin or something
it gets cold as shit up there

>>386775896
>Can it get any comfier than that?
all that but demon's souls nexus

>Coffee
Fuck off, faggot.

>>386783863
If someone is 20 years old, they were 14 when Dark Souls comes out. That's usually roughly between childlike and edgy teen. Definitely a time someone could be "nostalgic" about.

6 years, anon.

>>386783863
I've never understood why people think there needs to be a large timeframe before you can feel nostalgic about something.

>>386783863
I'm 24 and I'm nostalgic for when I was 20

>>386786201
It's autism