Is /v/ ready for my game? It's Early Acess, but i'm

>>386773581
i hate video games

I'll buy 8 copies for me and my 7 other moms, and we'll stream on twitch everyday 24/7 till you recognize me and give me some news which i'll promote.

not your personal army

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>>386773581
Check out this exclusive gameplay footage!

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>>386773581

>survival
>zombies
>open world
>crafting
>steam
>early access

signs a game is shit.

>>386774029
looks like a shitty game whipped up in unity's fps controller with just a raycast drawn for shooting

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>>386775708
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>386773581
>Early Acess,
>Survival PvP Zombie
> CRAFTING!

Easy there Frieza, you will destroy the planet with all the ground you're breaking.

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>>386775834
you got me! haha

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>>386773581
Don't forget to put "souls like" and MetroidZelda esque settings for maximum profit

>>386773581
sounds great but know what it still needs? procedural generation and rogue-lite gameplay :^D

does it have parrying, rolling, and really hard bosses?

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>>386773581

I'm going to do the same thing, but make it super cheap and give you trading cards worth more than the game itself! It's like it prints money!!!!

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>>386773581
Pixel or voxel graphics too

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OH JEE WILLIGERS, SIGN ME UP BETA ACCESS, DO YOU HVAE $200 EARLY ACCESS SPECIAL SUPREME PIZZA EDITION SO I CAN GET IN ON PRE PRE PRE ALPHA!?

>>386774029
holy fuck ! a laser ak47 ? sold !

truly I wish people would actually shill more stuff on /v/

Either it's shit and it gets shit on or it's actually good not that that ever happens

>>386773581
Only if it has loot crates.

>>386776351
>500,000 owners
>whoever made this made $100k-$300k off of this