Who is the most handsome man in videogames? No furries allowed.

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First for best dad.

>>386769118
You should be careful when you tell people "not" to do something, that's how you get backlash. Especially a group that is known to go overboard when they are specifically called out.

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What did SE mean by this?

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this is going to devolve into bitter and petty body type wars again isn't it

>>386769721
IS this coming out on the west or not?

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The men in my XCom 2 squadron. Even the lady sneks love them.

>>386769887
you mean like twinks are best?

>>386769118
Looks more like Geralt than big boss

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>>386769118
Jubei is vidya
Does he get to stay?

>>386769887
It wasn't a war, just people asking for work out tips for their preferred type. The occasional anon crying over twink or bara is to be expected.

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>>386769938
>Is a good game coming to the west
No, always no.

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>>386770064
yes, post more fightan qt

[spoilers]of everytype, including traps like bridget or that purple kimono guy from blazblue[/spoiler]

>>386769118
OPBP

>>386769971
>ywn be abducted by a squad of muscle men and be forced to join them

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I like the allure of a man in armor

>>>386769652
For the anon who wanted to know about roids.
>I'm actually interested in steroids. I know nothing about it, say if I wanted to gain some mass, really just some mass but I'm lazy about eating big and gym, could steroids help me?
You cannot skip eating. Cars don't run without petrol no matter how much you oil them up.

Steroids will, however, send your muscle gain through the roof. People who take roids and don't work out at all gain more muscle than people who work out and don't take steroids. I saw that in a study which I can find if anyone really doesn't believe me. They will also aid recovery, allowing you to workout harder and... well, they're called performance enhancers for a reason. Every aspect of your body's performance in this narrow area will be enhanced.

>What would it entail, just testosterone?
It entails a lot.

Steroid usage is broken down into cycles. You cycle on, then you cycle off. It's done this way to try and manage the side-effects, which range from negligible (as they have been in my case) to unpleasant (bacne, baldness, oily skin, and worse), to fatal if you abuse them over the long term. You will seriously damage your liver/kidneys if you take high dosages over decades. I'm banking on medical tech improving enough to keep me alive when I get old, tbqh. I'll get a robot liver.

You also complement the steroids themselves with other drugs, again to manage side-effects. Some typical cycles are listed here:
https://buy-steroids.com.au/5-popular-steroid-stacks-cycles/

>Where do you even get it?
Steroids are a schedule three drug in my state (Queensland) and are illegal. Possession of steroids carries a penalty of up to 15 years imprisonment, though a custodial sentence is unlikely for a first offence. Supply will net you jail every time.

>Is is true it shrinks your dick? Is it reversible?
No. Yes, most side effects go away after you stop taking the steroids

If you decide to take steroids, tell your doctor.

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The obvious

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>>386769787
Ridiculous. This is 2017.
You do realize there is a thing called PCT?
You can simply get a doc to oversee your cycles and micromanage it all.
Also most of the bodies posted on the previous thread are roided af tier in real life barring the fatties and the twinks of course.
If you want a physique that isn't roid tier then go look at Mentaiko or Gladiolus from XIV, even then it might still be hard for you get there depending on your background and genetics, not to mention body structure/muscle insertions.

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>>386769512
wrong dad.

pic related is a loving, honest, masculine husband and father.

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>when you like the guys but hate the game

>>386770405
Forgot to mention: don't take oral drugs, they will fucking kill you. Use injections only and use a sterile needle every single time.

>>386770432
Sauvce pleas more oh god yes

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>>386770504
League/Dota comes to mind.

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ITT:

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>>386770504
how is that possible?

is a visual novel, not a game, if you like the characters then you would like the ""game"", you just read, VN are more like comics, graphic novels or novels than videogames.

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RG01 is best husbando

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Libj is still the best vidya male

>>386770815
maybe he doesn't like the story of the game/VN

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>>386770815
>Joseph doesn't has a happy ending
>Dam is actually a tranny
The last one is what hurts me the most. ALL I WANT ARE SOME LONG HAIRED HUNKS, WHY DID THEY HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYTHING AND FUCK MY LIFE.

I CAN'T EVEN GET FANART OF MY KINK.
IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>386770689
>""straight"" boys
>are more easy than a drunken college girl slut
>almost always bottons even when they brag about being masculine

i am sure the majority of ""straight"" people are just heteroflexible, is the most natural sexuality for the majority of humanity.

>>386770879
He's so painfully perfect

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>>386770405
Thanks for answering anon. Seems like a lot of trouble honestly, I really just want a bit of mass since I'm not into huge muscles so I'll probably just spend a while eating more and working out, it'll probably be easier than managing all that stuff. Again, thank you for being informative and helpful.

Here's a picture of what I find is the perfect bodytype, it's 3dpd so don't open if you don't want to see that stuff.

>>386770405
lot's of guys I know recommend weed for soreness and pain management especially after their superset days, but I can't get a consensus on whether it negatively effects growth or not, any advice?

>>386770689
me on the left

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>>386770828
>removing the helmet
absolutely disgusting

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>>386770689
That would be implying anyone here considered themselves straight in the first place

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>>386769118
Ivan. No doubts.

>>386771229
>right
american as fuck

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The ADVENT helmets are pretty stylish.

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>>386771050
just learn to appreciate the literal boypussy.

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>>386770689
2D >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3DPD

>>386771453
>third from the left

mysterio ain't fucking playing around anymore

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>>386771436
He's actually Filipino.

>>386771659
eh it once technically belonged to america, so I'm awarding full points

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>>386771479
If by appreciate you mean learn to deal with constant frustration (and not the good kind) then yeah. Guys like Lucio don't exist in real life, long haired hunks don't exist in real life.

I'll literally have to wait until genetic editing exists to create a bf from scratch.

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Any other games that does great fanservice like this?

>>386769887
That pic. Fuck me ghost samurai daddy.

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Funny story, this soldier is supposed to be Peter Le, a very cute Japanese muscle hunk, but everyone thinks he looks like Markiplier. I'm not complaining, Mark's really hot too.

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>>386769118

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>>386771116
That's well within the realm of the achievable without steroid abuse.

The hardest part for people to do, in my experience, is eat right. Everyone makes fun of fatties for being incapable of doing the simple fucking thing of eating less, yet somehow everyone is equally incapable of doing the simple fucking thing of eating more. What size you are is determined in the kitchen. All working out does is decide whether or not that size will be fat or muscle. Keep that in mind: your workouts are secondary to your diet. The gym is the least important of the muscle triad. Kitchen > steroids > gym.

You don't even have to worry about steroids yet though. I would never recommend steroids to anyone who doesn't have at least two years of continuous lifting and eating right under their belt. It takes time to build the skills and habits that make steroid abuse "worthwhile." Come back in two years, if you feel like you still haven't achieved your goal, and consider the issue then. Steroids are not as much trouble as they seem, but don't mess with them unless you have a reason to do so. There's no such thing as a body to die for if all you want to do is get your dick sucked.

I use steroids because my goal body is pic related - or bigger - and because I have brain problems.

>>386771176
I've never used it. I wouldn't bother with pain management anyway - not because I'm a hard cunt, but because fortunately I don't really get that sore outside of when I change up my workout. Some people get DOMS really fucking bad and if that's you then sure, if it interferes with your life, but in my opinion pain is necessary. It lets you know if you've injured yourself.

That said, I cannot possibly imagine any biological mechanism that would cause weed use to stunt growth.

There is a serious lack of scientific inquiry in the muscle building field. Eight million blogs hawking shit, not one academic journal.

>>386771810
>There's no long haired hunks in real life
There are. Most of them are models though, so unless you're equally attractive or rich you won't have a lot of chances to get one.

>>386771810
> long haired hunks don't exist in real life.
fabio.gif

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Geralt is so hot that even his cosplayers are sexy.

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this thread is pretty gay.
keep up the good work boys.

>>386771810
I feel like fucking that guy would land me a spot in hell but maybe it would be worth it.

>>386771935
I mean, he looks nothing like Peter Le, he barely looks asian

>>386770024
This

>>386771810
Don't be silly anon my best friend is a long haired hunk but he's as straight as pipe ;_;

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>>386772082
Let's be real, if hell is full of guys like him then it's not hell, it's heaven with red paint.
>>386772027
I'm aware, I haven't met a single one who was gay though, surprisingly gay guys don't let their hair grow.
>>386772034
I would a Fabio.

>>386771935
>but everyone thinks he looks like Markiplier

no it's not that bad, but he definitely looks like a white guy, almost what I imagine peter parker looking like

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any league of legends players here

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>>386772082
>that guy would land me a spot in hell
Best guys, provided their faces aren't just human with horns, however.

>>386772207
PIPES CAN BE BENT, AND THOSE WHICH CAN'T CAN BE BROKEN

>>386772071
His cosplayer is hotter than Geralt.

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>>386772207
People say that about me but I'm a huge faggot, but you're probably right, maybe in a few hundred years things will change.

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>>386772262
>>386772086
I did use the Asian skin and faces, and that was the best match for Peter Le's face.

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>>386772321
I dont play as much as I used to

Broken Kaz

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>>386772440
me too

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I was going to say john here but he is actually pretty ugly now that I look at him again

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I'm playing DQ11 and it has a lot of cute guys and monsters.

>>386772486
>>386772481
>>386772440
>>386772412
>>386772321
>>386772238
not sure if memeing or...?

>>386771056
damn you sound like a faggot

>>386772486
shit game with shit character

>another bara thread
why this allowed

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>>386772597
Or what anon?

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Why would a race of primitive pig people wear underwear?

>>386771056
>can't be masculine if you're a bottom

fuck off cunt

>>386772674
You mean why aren't you participating? Give in to the cocklust.

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>>386770504
Nothing wrong with that, as long as you spread the word he's the best daddy without doubt.

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>>386772674
Because they're vidya characters on a vidya board.

>>386771056
>heteroflexible
wew.
AND your husbando's shit. Smfhtbh.

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>>386772729

>>386772758
Isn't he secretly a cultist or something?

>>386772674
Because we have waifu threads on an hourly basis

>>386770879
WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOW

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Snow is my favorite FF man.

>>386772826
To hide their puffy donuts from other lusty Orcs

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>>386772674
Because men make my brain melt.

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>>386772834
You mean literal semen demon.

>>386772978
Holy guacamole, those hips.

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>>386770828
>enemy is muscle bunny

>>386772926
Donutfags are the absolute fucking worst.

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>>386773023

>>386773035
was ist das?

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>>386772003

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>>386772834
Not yet. It was supposed to be cut from the game, but apparently the code for the cult ending was updated recently, adding things that make it playable.
It will probably be some kind of DLC/expansion, and it will unlock the eight daddy of the game, Saul Graves.
I personally prefer nice Joseph, but evil Joseph is also hot. There's a reason he's my husbando.

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>>386771260
I have to replay CC again

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>>386772926
Orcs have no reason to care.

>>386773035
>massive man meat
Why is the writing always so fucking cringe-worthy in shit like this?

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>>386773021
So literal.

>>386773035
I like this game but I have no idea how leveling works and constantly lose.
Wish there was more vore too.

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Craig is for bdsm and domination.

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this thread is best boys only

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>>386773184
I should do the same as well
So many old games I played back when I was still very young without a cock mature enough or well enough refined tastes to appreciate muscle men and helmeted dudes

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>>386773278
literally

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>>386773369
Gentle and loving domination right? No other answer is acceptable.

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>>386772597
Memeing about what

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>>386771056
>be cum drinking fag
>be so so high on cum that i believe that even straight ppl want a piece of my boi pus

I rly dont have against you fags but you must be fuking deluded when you think that ((every)) dude is deep down just like you, a cum craving slut.

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>>386773519
pure evil

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>>386773527
Of course, it's the patrician option.

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>>386773369
Craig is for steroid injecting
I really wish he was big like this in game
For the gymbro type his body is barely more fit than the other daddies

>>386773621
why are you in this thread then

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>>386773742
Good choice, he's probably my second favourite phisically. Robert was the second, but he probably smells awful.

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>>386773791
>asian gymbro submissive/switch top
Does such thing exists in the real world?

>>386770815
Because it's awful by visual novel standards.
> buggy
> no backlog
> retarded save system
> retarded chapter-but-not really way of dividing the storyline
> literally why voice acting

Reminder that if you're not vers, you're missing half the fun

>>386774093
Muscles are actually a thing on south korea, slowly been gaining more appeal there over time.
Well, compared to japan anyways where it still has the gay stereotype

>>386774297
>he wants the bottom to fall out of his sex life

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>>386774297
Anal sex just sounds like it hurts a lot and has lingering consequences for your ass, as opposed to topping where you feel good all the time both before and after every single second of it

>>386774220
sure

>>386774504
>he doesn't know that prostate orgasms feel better

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Skeleton Hero

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bump

>not wanting to have several prostate orgasms in sequence
>not knowing how good it feels to fap with a dick in your ass
Like the guy said, missing half of the fun.

>autosage

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>>386775143
He can bump me alright

>>386775186
You sure about that?

>>386774504
Anal sex feels fucking great but it's not worth having to wear a poop sock at 40 years old.

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>>386775279

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>>386774504
If you're not taking giant dicks or getting fucked everyday it doesn't have any consequences. It's something fun to do now and then.

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>>386775101
Now don't make me smite you, scum.

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Dwarves are underrated

>>386775624
This video is real, is a parody, a porno...?
Legit curious, source?

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>>386769512
Not quite.

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>>386775648
Rude

>>386775795
Dunno but pretty sure the dick is shopped

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>watching 3DPD porn yesterday
>cum just to BIG muscle studs groping and hugging each other
So much better than just oral and anal

>>386776114
I jerked it to a big muscle guy jerking himself off on a jackhammer.

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>>386775781
goblins are more underrated and are better

>>386776202
Link?

>>386776446
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55c86ac7dc569

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>>386776285
Did someone said goblins?

>>386775648
WHAT IS THIS SKELE10/10 GEIMU

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>>386776285
God bless big bara tiddies

>>386776114
When fapping to 3dpd I mostly fap to recording of myself fucking. I know it's weird as shit but it feels good, it's not even a narcissistic thing, I don't think, I just KNOW what it felt like so I can almost feel it again. Mostly I fap to 2d though.

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>>386777156
That's weird anon, but if it's anything I think that's patrician taste.

>>386776967
>tfw male lactation fetish
>tfw it comes and goes
Big bara titties are great all the time though.

>>386777414
>tfw you picked Mystic
>tfw you will never be greeted by Spark's smile when you have him tell you your Pokemons' IVs

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>>386769118
you rang?

>>386777504
not cool bro

>>386777609
Well, he is very bald

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>you wake up tomorrow morning and your husbando is in your bed with you
wat do

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>>386776674

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Homosexuality is a sin. Repent.

>>386777774
Happens to me everyday. It makes me happy and makes living bearable.

>>386777886
Who's that guy? He's cute.

>>386777886
Nope.

>>386778059
DUN-DUN!

y'all embarrassing and single

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>>386778059

>>386777928
You don't understand anon. The point of a waifu or husbando is that they are the perpetually unachievable ideal.

>>386777886
Make me ;)

>>386778135
this needs to be a banner

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>>386777886
>get to be eternally gangbanged and made a cumslut by big bara demons of all sorts
Yes please

>>386777886
If we don't sin, then Jesus' death would be in vain.

>>386778135
If everything goes well tomorrow, maybe for not too long.

>>386777774
start sucking like I'm trying to get the hope diamond out of a garden hose

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>>386778135
>and single
wrong

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I WANT A BOYFRIEND

>>386778157
I don't agree, they are an ideal (normally a character) you like so much you want to marry. I had mine for years and then met him in real life.

>>386778376
fictional husbandos don't count

>>386778414
hahaha autistic furfag who avatarfags can't find a boyfriend. what a fucking surprise!

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>>386778487
No my bf of 3 years is real

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but we just pented

>>386778253
H-He's big.

>>386778659
>>386777886

>>386778439
Is he attractive or are you settling?

Post pics.

>>386778135
>embarrassing
Debatable
>single
...yes

>>386778929
hahahahahahahahaha y'all so sad
my fiance and i laugh at you all
also most of you just have awful awful taste in bara

>>386778135

embarrassing, no

single, unfortunately

>>386778001
That's a vengeful Slav widow.

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i love kled!

guys, loneliness is getting unbearable, it's killing me
should I try okcupid?
I'm too beta to try anything irl

>>386779449
not this shit again
you're the biggest autist and the most single person in the thread
you will literally never be loved and as much as i can't stand you, all i feel is pity

>>386778414
maybe if you actually tried to find one instead of posting the same post on every husbano thread

>>386779449
Post more shortstack men

>>386779449
based kled poster

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>>386779545
Come anon, let's all be nice.

>>386772006
To go off your kitchen point: I'm a tall guy (6'4) and starting to put on quite a bit of weight (started working out at 170lbs and am at 190) and by eat right would you focus on clean eating or is dirty bulk ok? I eat a lot, but its not always healthy. A lot of pastas and chicken and sausages. Pizza twice a week. Nutella and white bread for breakfast. Is that ok or should i change the diet? I dont use steroids and just want to make the bulking process as quick as possible.

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>>386778891
I think he's incredibly attractive but I'm obviously biased, he just fits the bill for everything I like. Not sure what he sees in me but I'm lucky, I'm proof anons can find a nice bf. Been together for around 5 years, he doesn't mind me drooling over vidya men.

>>386780340

>>>/soc/

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>tfw playing a million hours Tales of Maj'eyal
Maybe its time to give Dota 2 another try

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>>386780437
Yeah that doesn't belong here, I'm just always happy to talk about him. Have a handsome man in armor to make up for it.

>>386780340
Fuck off queer normalfag

>>386779827
There is a cap on how much muscle your body can build at a time. If you're not roiding then you'll only be putting on about a pound a week anyway - anything extra is fat. This means you can pretty easily eat cleanly and still get enough calories because past a certain point you get no benefit from surplus calories. However, you definitely don't need to eat cleanly. From a muscle-growth perspective your body doesn't care. So long as it has the resources for muscle growth and strain put on it then your muscles will grow. The benefits of eating clean are things like keeping your cholesterol in check, keeping your teeth healthy, getting plenty of calcium, and just generally not feeling like shit all the time because your diet consists of McDonald's.

The quality of the food you eat has nothing to do with whether or not you end up fat at the end of the bulk, by the way. A dirty bulk that is just barely enough calories will leave you looking far leaner than a clean bulk which is way too many calories. This is common sense but it slips peoples minds. It's just that dirty bulks tend to be far easier to eat the calories you need and more.

I don't have any experience with clean bulking though. Because I use steroids I aim for a 1,000 calorie surplus, but I have gone higher because when you're on the drugs your body can actually use that amount of surplus. It can use pretty much whatever you throw at it. When you're trying to choke down 7,000 calories in a day you eat whatever you need to eat. It's not fun, and it's why I don't do it anymore.

I eat like shit, so I'm the wrong guy to ask for advice.

>>386769118
You posted him,OP.

>>386780340
Insufficiently THICC.

>>386780340
>I'm proof anons can find a nice bf
>"JUST B URSELF"
JUST KYS YOURSELF

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>>386771050
>tfw I have a cuntboy fetish

>>386780340
Any shirtless pics?

I wanna jack off to your bf just to say that I did.

>>386781135
why

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>>386779545
(You)

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>>386780892
describe in detail the mental and physical changes you went through the moment you started roiding, and why lead you to it. Yes, I will fap to it.

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>>386779001
>sad
Yeah not everyone is lucky, although laughing at someone's expense is not nice anon. Karma always bites back.

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>>386780340
>female

>>386781624
I don't know mate, all I can say is that I wish there was more non-furry art of it

>>386781982
i wish there was more bara of it
manly men with vags are hot to me for some reason

>>386781135
Same.

>>386781982
Well, there actually some nice examples of 3DPD versions of it, a not that rare anyways since roids make you far more a man than female hormones help you look like a woman

>>386782161
Same here. I'd like to try fucking one honestly, missionary.

>>386772421
I wish this dork would stop pretending to be gay if he doesn't want to do anything beyond solos

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>>386777774
>wolf is next to me in bed

Literally die of happiness

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>>386782293
>surfer
>also a faggot

Color me surprised.

>>386782293
>3D boys
Nasty.

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>>386778414
If you're not a swole bear or a petite twink, you're doing it wrong

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>>386781691
>describe in detail the mental and physical changes you went through the moment you started roiding, and why lead you to it.
Well. I was made to play rugby in school when I was a chubby nerd and I hated how the jocks sneered at me (to be fair I deserved it. I couldn't play for shit and dragged down the team) so I decided to start working out for serious when I was in grade 10. At that point I knew I was gay and was already attracted to hyper-muscular dudes and had been messing around in the gym on-and-off already. By the time I graduated high school I was lean and muscular and people didn't sneer at me any more but the damage was done and a chubby nerd I will always remain at heart. So I started taking roids in my first year of university because I had access to them and it's been seven years since then. I've put on about fifty kilos in that time, and I'm currently 138.21 kilograms according to my morning weigh in at 6'3".

The biggest thing about being big is the amount of food required. I don't understand how people get fat by accident. It's fucking obnoxious. Also things like clothes not fitting properly even at the right size - too loose around waist, too tight around thighs; or too tight around shoulders and chest, way too lose around belly. Flying is a pain, catching the bus is a pain. In crowded spaces you have to get used to everybody touching you all the time because you just take up too much space. Things I've noticed about steroid use is that the first two weeks of my cycles always make me irritable. Not "roid-rage," but snappish. I have less tolerance for bullshit.

I currently work as a paralegal so I have to wear suits and people assume I'm security or something. People treat me like I'm a dangerous idiot who might break them which can be grating but.

No pics of me because I occasionally compete and I've already given out my country and state. Steroids are illegal. My physique is similar to pic.

Anything else you wanna know?

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>>386783369
>Feet

>>386783595
Wasnt my idea. Blame the writers.

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>>386777774
Cuddle him and hold his hand all day because I'm in need of affection and I bet he'd feel super nice to be with during hot summer days.

>>386782293
>I don't really feel comfortable sharing more private pictures of him
Come on, don't be a cock tease. You made it anon, now share the goods. Don't be the Jew who breaks into the camp kitchens but then doesn't share the bread with the other prisoners.

>>386776967

>Can't find more of this artist's zorro's drawings because its locked behind his patreon.

It's good and all artist are finding ways to make money but fuck dog I just want my fap material

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my husband

>>386778135
>single
I'm trying goddamn you

not really

>>386773035
Gimme the name, Anon.

>>386778414

No you'll be forever alone and you'll like it

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>tfw you will never be an alien snake and wrap yourself aorund a big beefcake soldier

>>386784012
Traps are stupid. Why not just fuck a girl?

>tfw tiny skinny hairy 5'4 manlet
>will never find a bear bf

i'm not a twink even an otter
i'm fucking worthless

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Surprised Zac hasn't been mentioned yet.

>>386779449

Get off muh 4chins tateware

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>>386784432
>people still banning zac
it's not fair i wanna play my husbando ;_;

>>386776967
Why can't we have more lewds with the personas themselves ? Life truly is unfair.

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>>386783302
>So I started taking roids in my first year of university because I had access to them
Explain, given that you said they are illegal where you live.

>it's been seven years since then
So you took them without the aid of a doc? Or did you just research online?

>>386784358
Dicks

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>>386784536

maybe someday anon

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>>386784416
>tfw exact same stats and feels

I at least have a bf, but he's no muscle bear with a beer belly like I like

>>386784646
Yeah, but they're tiny dicks, which are wastes of dicks.

>>386770504
Literally the worst dad.

>not having at least one shortstack husbando

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>>386784556
http://imgur.com/a/kcFQi

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>>386784758
I'm more into muscular guys myself pic related is the only exception, he's my only trap husbando.

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These are the best Daddies.

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>>386784650
NO!!
>>386784936
i have at least 10

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>>386783905
Before and after bulking.

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>>386784936
I do.

>>386785115
One of those is the best, and it's not the one who would lose in a wrestling match

>>386785134
Fuck off.

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>>386784650
Why is he so perfect?
>Gooey
>Muscular
>Green

>>386784557
>Explain, given that you said they are illegal where you live.
You can buy them online. So long as you're behind seven proxies and use an anonymous payment method you're fine. Cops would rather nail the supplier than the buyer. They get shipped out to you and Australia Post itself will deliver them. You can literally google "how to buy steroids" and there you go.

>So you took them without the aid of a doc? Or did you just research online?
I did a lot of research online. After about two years of taking them I spoke to my doctor, and now we collaborate on a proper regime with testing to monitor for side-effects. It's medical-in-confidence. He has started every single consultation I've ever had with him with a warning not to use steroids but that's his job and he admits I probably know more about than he does.

Oh, something else I forget to mention earlier. I have to buy fat people shit. I have to buy big-and-tall office chairs which are way too big in the seat because I'm too heavy for some normal office chairs. And flexibility really does decrease sharply as you get bigger. You notice nothing and then all of a sudden it drops sharply once you reach a certain size threshold.

>>386785121
i want ziggs to explode on my dick

>>386777886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNgU6DiXAO8

>>386784936
Firebrand
Little Mac

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>>386785195
They're both best.

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>tfw no boyfriend to play league of legends with

>>386785134
Nice. I'm gonna fap to that. Good catch OP. Have sex with him today for me.

>>386785210
I asked him to post, it's not his fault.

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I think boss will always be the most handsome.

>>386785216

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>>386785287
do NOT cumflate the yordles til exploded

>>386785302
>Firebrand
patrician taste

>>386785195
I'd like to see them wrestle

>>386785478
I'd like the big one to wrestle me

>>386785210
It'll get deleted soon. Anyway, who do you think is the most handsome vidya man? I agree with >>386785398

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>>386785443
i pick queers and queers

>>386770879
fucking waste of an ancient arrow.

>>386785216
riot runied his lore their only saving grace would be they say zac is gay and his boyfriend is twitch or some human guy

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>>386785443
Queer injections.

>>386785445
Bless Capcom for having the sense to put him in MVC3

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>>386785252
and what's your favorite site for it

Also, how much of a confidence boost did you get once you really started growing? Did you see lots of guys starting to check you out more and so etc?

>>386785318
The fact you enjoy league of legends is why you have no boyfriend in the first place

>>386785442
i want to cuck skaarl by having kled ride my dick

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>>386785216

Because of those exact reasons

Best Color, best physique choice, and Goo opens the door to a lot of fun stuff.

>>386785558

wait what did rito do to this lore?

>>386785713
why don't league of legends players date eachother then?

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>>386785216

>>386785775
>>386785216
WHERE THE FUCK DO I FIND THE FULLS OF THESE

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>>386785775
old lore had him living a happy life with his parents while being a zaunite super hero

new lore killed his parents and he's kinda just some weirdo who lives in zaun's sewers now stalking people to "feel" things

thanks anthony burch

>>386785902
>>386785443
hottest posts in the thread imo

>>386786008
>>386785443
>Being THIS much of a repressed homosexual
Only a gay man cares this much about what other men do with their penises

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>>386785902
Says who?

It just doesn't produce an egg. The game never says they dont try

>>386785992
>new lore killed his parents and he's kinda just some weirdo who lives in zaun's sewers now stalking people to "feel" things
When the fuck was this

>>386786148
Good point.

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>>386786008
>overwatch players
>lucio mains

>>386786008
Man what the fuck
This shit is all mental illness, case in point.

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>>386769118