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>female joins the guild's discord >drama ensues and

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>female joins the guild's discord
>drama ensues and everything goes to shit

Why does this seem to happen so often, /v/?
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Because you aren't INVINCIBLE
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usually virings that can't handle socializing with females
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>>386754278
>blame everyone but the girl
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A true kino scene.
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>>386754165
Thirsty betas. All you need is one narcissistic woman and those betas will be dancing to the hollow tune of her puppet strings before too long.
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>>386754339
These threads always blame the girls but as a guy that games with girl friends i can tell you its almost always the virgins
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Because you always have turbo autists that will try and date the girl

that, or the girl is an attention whore and she got the perfect circlejerk around her
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>>386754165
never happened to me and there have been females in all my guilds
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>discord
there's your problem.

kidding, dudes will always chase after women though, that's nature
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>>386754508
Both are equally to blame. The girl is usually some sort of manipulative harpy who flirts with the betas and brings them under their control. The betas are dumb cunts who are so desperate for attention from the opposite sex that they'll white knight anyone who claims to have a vagina.
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>>386754225
Are you proud of yourself?
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>>386754165
Because most people playing those games are little teenage virgins who would run away crying and trying to hide their boner if they ever spoke to a girl in real life.
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I wish I could filter out any male who has ever watched anime or posted on 4chan. I could probably have normal interactions with men in video games if not for those two groups constantly sperging out.
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>discord
Anyone who has this installed on their computer should be permabanned from 4chan.
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>>386754995
why
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I play FFXIV and in our guild theres more girls than men, and theres no problems or drama.
So lesson is less girls more drama.
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>>386754691
>The betas are dumb cunts who are so desperate for attention from the opposite sex that they'll white knight anyone who claims to have a vagina.

This is the real issue, some slut online will always be a slut but it's most frustrating when you try and talk to the beta-males in your guild when the bitch isn't online and they can never justify why they act like total sperg faggots around women

typically the only reply is 'durr you don't like chicks dude? u gay???' and then they dismiss the issue.
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I've been through 3 wow guilds in my years playing. Had women in all of em, never had a problem.
That being said most of the people I met in those guilds were literally married with kids it was... really odd actually I was like the youngest guy in all of those guilds.
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>>386754995
this
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>>386755097
BECAUSE REDDIT LEFTIST I BET YOU VOTED HILLARY CLINTON LMAO KEK FAGGOT
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>>386754165
>female joins my friends 'youtube' discord with the intention of streaming or something and hanging with some funny randoms
>starts beta-ing it up to her, and so does another orbiter
>mfw
I've never understood peoples desire to roleplay a relationship from a distance. People live in different fucking places, hundreds of miles away, and no attention whore on the other end of a microphone is worth a plane ticket.
You wanna bash some poon you make a tinder profile and pork some fat chick, it's what you'll get on the other end of the mic anyway.
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>>386755282
this >>386755097
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>female joins
>everyone in group tries extra hard to project that they don't care shes a girl
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>female joins guild mumble server
>makes a big deal of how female they are
>local dyke starts hitting on her
>immediately gets uncomfortable and shuts up
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>>386755210
You're simply unaware of how petty and vindictive women are. There's definitely girls who hate each other or pretend to be friendly to hate someone even more with their other friends who they also hate, in that guild. It's just a matter of time.
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>>386754165
Social dynamics.

If you start a guild with a bunch of misfit losers who have issues talking to women, introducing women into the group will make them think they have a chance to mate, and make them all hyper competitive with each other.

If you have a group of guys who are socially normative, and already have girlfriends and the like, introducing a girl will not make them any more competitive and they will still act normal.

Now, it will still change the social dynamics and possibly for the worst, but it wont be that shit show you get when a bunch of losers get put around a girl for the first time.
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>why does this seem to happen so often
It doesn't, you've simply heard of a few anecdotal instances and you've developed a confirmation bias. You could easily do the same with anyone in a guild who's caused drama, looked for similar instances, and form the skewed opinion that "X group ruins everything."
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>>386755219
this, want lel to stop making pretty whores? Gay. Want to take Samus out of high heels and make her ass normal sized? Gay.
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>>386755489
No fuck off I need to live my life by dichotomies.
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>>386754165
>guild has a discord
Nothing of value was lost
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>Discord
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>>386754165
because beta orbiters are the cancer of fucking guilds a girl could do fuck all and they'll STILL somehow ruin your fucking guild.
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>>386754927
If males did the same, no person outside of 4Chan could talk to you either.
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>>386755736

you're right, true g4mers pay 5 bucks a month for a shitty mumble/ts/vent server because it makes you feel like you're on the deepweb.
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Which is the worst on voice:
-girl that talks a lot
-orbiter
-guy that pushes button to cough
-guy that pushes button to eat/drink
-wigger(also bong guy)
-commando that calls out everything and gives his teammates shit for not doing exactly what he said
-soundboard guy
-4chan meme kid
-russian/chinese/brazilian
-/pol/ guy that finds every opportunity to offend with racist/sexist trolling
-rage guy
-girl that doesn't talk a lot and plays the game the right way, but voice so cute it causes everyone to become maximum orbiters
-lisp guy
-guy that breaths into the mic while talking
-desk mic guy
-guy that thinks he's funny but he's not
-guy that pushes button while talking to people at his place
-guy that secretly beats off to your voices and occasionally lets out whimpers and moans
-guy transitioning to female with that weird girly-boy voice
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>>386755356
So lesbians are yet again the answer to all of life's problems?

>>386755338
A co-worker of mine went through all this. He's pretty happy with it though.
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>discord is free and has better audio than paid alternatives

why do people dislike it?
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>>386755994
None of those.
The worst is people like you who tell X to get off of TS because they're "annoying", when in actuality they're a normal human being and you're an entitled little shitlord who doesn't like it when someone else has more attention than you do.
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Men are designed to chase women. It doesn't matter what you do in life.
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>>386755884
Are you pretending to be retarded again?
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>>386755994
my least favorite is the guy who tries his hardest to be a 'personality' in the group.
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>>386755994
That guy who makes really awkward and terrible banter
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>>386756186

why else would you rent a voip server this day in age? what are the benefits?
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>>386755994
>Desk mic guy
Uh... don't most people have their mic on their desk? How is this bad, they're higher quality
>Guy who jerks to your voices and whimpers
Oh.... We have one of those
>Guy who finds every opportunity to troll people with racist and sexist jokes
Me.
Of our group though the person we exclude most is the tryhard who always bitches when things don't go his way. Like a constant stream of complaining
So I guess that's the worst one
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>girl joins discord
>she fits in well
>no drama

Wtf bros this isn't natural
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>>386755994
>-4chan meme kid
These are the most embarrassing and hard to deal with beyond just kicking

You can tell the DUDE WEED faggot to shut the fuck up about his bong rips, etc people will typically agree - But you can't tell someone to stop memeing or at least apply his memes correctly without looking like a turbo autist
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>>386754165
Every time I see these threads, I wonder what kind of guild people are joining to deal with this all the time. My guilds have never been heavy on drama, despite there being plenty of girls.
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>girl joins discord
>she's australian
>all she does is discord
>whenever she gets on voice we make fun of her stupid accent
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>>386755863
Who is this 4Chan?
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>>386754995
What's a good alternative that people would recommend for sharing text chat and links for a group of people playing online games that don't have those features or are very limited in-game?
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>>386756525
>everyone is a mature adult that already has a girl and doesn't see new chick as masturbation material
#based
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>>386756771
sorry, I meant all she does is shitpost autistic /pol/ memes
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>>386754165
Because roasties and pathetic beta orbiters that do everything for pussy.
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It's a two fold problem

First you have the thirsty virgins who literally lose their minds the moment a female arrives. Second this is compounded by the attention craving whores playing into the virgin thirst to elevate their status in the guild/game/whatever.

That's really all there is to it.
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>>386756808
>being in an old normie group

yuck-o
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>>386756779
It's called Steam, retard.
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>>386754165
>tfw Eli Gold was Boris from goldeneye
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>>386756996
Why do you recommend Steam over other services?
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>>386756779

Uhhh its called Xfire you fucking noob
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>>386755489
Wrong, retard. It isn't some wive's tale or myth that you seem to think doesn't exist, it happens in every fucking game where possible.
I personally have shit talked a guild and left after they invited some attention-seeking whore who ruined the guild atmosphere with inane dumbshit fucking spam in the guild chat about nothing to do with the game EVER, and how she will kick you from the guild if you ever criticize her in any way shape or form (since the gm is usually always one of her white knights and promotes her to officer for no fucking reason other than the fact she has a vagina) and the inevitable white knight swarm who agree with her, thus ruining the guild entirely.
You clearly don't play MMO's or join groups dedicated to a particular game, this is evident by the fact you think this is even a slightly uncommon occurrence.
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>>386756740
/v/ guild
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>>386755994
>all of these people in one server
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>join discord server from my local smash community
>someone made a rape joke
>one of the to/admin's gf was raped
>drama for the next few days
>some tourneys get canceled
>to/admin shittalks the local scene on Twitter
>to gets removed as a to
>reeeee
>to decides to leave the community and a few other members who got offended as well
>everything is fine now
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>>386754165
>discord
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>>386756350
>desk mic
I think most people just have headsets. The problem with desk mic people are that they also use computer speakers so there is constant echo of everything that just happened because they are too lazy or incompetent to set their shit up correctly to not have that happen.
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>>386754165
>discord
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>>386756146
its pure autism, as you can tell they don't have any reason just funny meme reaction images >>386755792 >>386757335
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>Playing Siege after latest update
>Make a call out in voice chat
>Guy comments about how clear my mic is
>Think he's being sarcastic and leave like a little bitch
>Next game I get the same compliment
>Turns out the devs improved the game's voice chat system.and everyone is just noticing the new better audio quality across the board.
Man I felt bad.
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it depends if the female is the feminist type and the guys are white knights. This is like the most cancerous combo possible.
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>>386755219
>>386754691
>>386754508
The better option is not allow girls and guys that are thirsty for women.
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>>386757570

i think the problem is that simply by being a girl you are going to be treated/judged differently. you are either going to get spammed with PMs and have irritating orbiters or you're gonna have a group that is overly-mean to you simply because they want to show everyone else their disdain for thots. imo the best way for a girl to fit in to a 'hardcore' group is simply to be good at videogames.
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>>386756146
>>386756779
There's nothing wrong with discord. People are just shitposting because they have no one to play with.
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>>386757847
>There's nothing wrong with discord.
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>>386757956
KEK
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>>386757847
Well, if frogposters are implying otherwise, it must mean that discord is perfectly fine.
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>>386754371
Sauce plox
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>>386755282
>>386755341
>>386755097
this
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>>386757826
>girl
>good at videogames
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>>386754165
Name some mmorpgs worth playing so I could experience that.
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>>386758225
That's a big mollusk.
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>guy transitioning to female with that weird girly-boy voice
This is like half of one of the guilds I'm in. They're nice and very skilled at the game but they don't sound anything like women so I keep calling them he by accident.

>mfw they start talking amongst themselves on the private guild chat about how their medication causes them to hallucinate and how depressed and suicidal they are
Guys, please don't do this to yourselves. I hate to see good people go down this rabbithole. You're just ruining your own life.
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>>386757956
Please enlighten me, what is wrong with discord and what service should I use then? If you convince me, I will never use discord again.
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Sup #Falcom
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>>386758381
for you
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>>386758389
>Guys, please don't do this to yourselves. I hate to see good people go down this rabbithole. You're just ruining your own life.
Society encourage their behavior nowadays, and they probably don't have a father figure to smack them up out of those awful ideas.
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>>386755994
Man, fuck women. They are whore-ish, disloyal, unfriendly, don't contribute anything to society, and are terrible for your morals and principles.

>Be in High School
>Be on Cross Country team
>Before every meet, our team is congregated under the team's tent waiting for the races to start
>Coach's wife and 1 year old daughter always show up about 30 minutes before the race
>1 year old daughter always recognizes out uniforms, and runs up to us to give each individual person on the team a hug
>We look absolutely ridiculous when she does this, and are laughed at by everyone
>One day I get absolutely annoyed when she does it
>She gets to me, and I push her off of me, propelling her about 4 feet in the air
>Coach is absolutely infuriated at me for refusing to babysit his child, and starts to yell at me
>Some other adults have to hold that faggot back from me
>I start to yell back and tell him how his daughter made our team look like an absolute joke before every race
>Kicks me off the team right then and there

I didn't give a fuck then, and still don't give a fuck now. I stood my ground and stayed by my principles. It's not my faults he's raising a whore for a daughter.
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>>386756776
Do you say every bad joke that comes to your mind aloud without hesitation?
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>>386755994
>guy that secretly beats off to your voices and occasionally lets out whimpers and moans
>/pol/ guy that finds every opportunity to offend with racist/sexist trolling
>commando that calls out everything and gives his teammates shit for not doing exactly what he said
Got all of these. The first guys a massive autist that nobody likes and we all abandoned, the other two is a combo pack and we're abandoning his ass soon enough
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>>386758392
They probably are just basing their opinions off Discord's bad rap of attracting certain special kinds of autists, but that mostly just comes with how popular it is.

Me personally, I prefer the voice wuality and being able to host servers that are actually hosted on my hardware with Mumble and Murmur. Also helps there's no risk of your Mumble being taken down if there's 18+ content in a non-18+ channel because Mumble can't see anything that's going on in your server, since it's your server. That usually isn't a problem with smaller, more insular Discord servers but with bigger ones, I've actually seen it happen.
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>>386757328
>decide to try GW2 again
>join my server's WvW guild, which I learned was the reddit WvW guild
>seems ok, surprisingly large amount of /v/ memes used
>one day another new guy says the word rape
>not even a joke, just the word
>one of the females has a meltdown
>most of the other guild loses their shit over about how you should never say that word
>literally every tumblr, reddit, snowflake, etc., trope plays while I just sit in silence
>someone literally started giving an explanation on trigger words and toxic masculinity
>an hour later everything goes back to normal
>quit GW2 a few days later because engineer was shit
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>>386754995
Is that antisocial jealousy I detect?
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>>386754278
what's a v-ring?
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>>386754165
>discord
You deserve it.
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>>386758392
Read discord's ToS and then download mumble.
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>>386758673
Hope this is bait
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>>386754165
Two words:
Beta males.

They ruin everything.
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>>386755994
>lisp guy
delet this
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>>386754165
Because cuck perma-virgins instantly worshi her, and she's normally shit.
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>>386756996
Don't you have to buy a game to use chat features on steam?
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>>386754995
>reeeeeeeeeeee stop being social with people
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>tranny joins the discord
>suddenly everyone is an orbiter and even the females get shunned
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>>386754165
>steam group that eventually turned into discord group
>Several years old now
>Has multiple girls in it
>Everyone is chill and just has fun
Maybe you have shit friends?
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>discord
just use steam chat, use facebook if you want to talk about meaningless shit
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>>386759983
t. whiteknight
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>>386758075
Somebody answer this man
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>tanking in final fantasy xiv
>every raid group has one token girl in them
>every other member is a beta orbiter
>the girl is always shit
>calling said girl out on repetitive shit play will cause an immediate breakdown and 6 hungry Virgin white knights to freak
>about to give up raiding for the night, join one more group
>it has a girl in it (of course)
>thinking about just going to bed
>fuck it, run the content anyways
>one-shot O1S-O3S with no problems whatsoever
>the girl actually has the most dps out of all of them as BARD
>end up forming a static with said group to do weekly clears

Nice.
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>everyone disconnects from the game when a female logs on just in case she wants to play
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>>386755994
>lisp guy
I also mumble often so people have to tell me to repeat myself.
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>>386756146
It definitely doesn't have better audio, but it's certainly better than acceptable levels.
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>tfw openly lesbian & married so at least this is never my fault

I'm nearly 30 though. I imagine its just horny younger people who ruin shit
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>>386755994
4chan meme kid
Those fucking twits just spout memes off with no context, just because they think it's funny
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>>386754165

>2017
>guilds
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>>386760324
>he doesn't get a reaction
>says it again louder and laughs at his own joke
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>>386760228
>mumble
this is why I don't use voice. I'm so used to all of my friends doing it, it just naturally comes out when i'm in a relaxed mood.

if it makes you feel better, at least 80% of the people I hear on voice chat mumble to some degree.
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>>386758673
Fuck off with your shit pasta.
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>>386759917
Talking on a computer program isn't being social.
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>>386760383
this exact thing happened two days ago
>kid: "hey, i'm pickle rick. fuck yeah, pickle rick!!"
>no one says anything
>about 2-3 minutes go by
>another guy: "hey, anyone see the recent announ--
>kid: "I'M PICKLE RICK, BITCHES!!"
>group: "dude, shut the fuck up"
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>>386757956
>"Popular serviced mentioned?!"
>"Time to post a frog and not explain why it's bad!"

Contrarians could use that noose.
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>>386758935
Asocial =! Antisocial
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>tranny joins discord
>brings up trump every conversation
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>>386760383
>person says something and does a giggle at the end of his own "joke"
>other person goes "what'd you say?"
>person says it the exact same way and even does the same exact laugh at the end of it
that's not how natural speech goes you fucking ass
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>be me, not you fuck off
>Join discord
>get along with everyone just fine
>discover two people I had been talking with were qt 3.14s grills
>Treat them the exact same way
>Everyone else does too
you guys aren't wrong about orbiters and attention whores shitting everything up, but holy fuck why is it so frequent, why are cases like mine so rare
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>game has built-in text and voice chat
>players still demand that you use Discord if you want to join their group
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>>386758903

I really enjoy GW2, so long as I turn off all chat channels and completely ignore everyone else that plays the game.

I honestly don't know what's worse there: the reddit community, the tumblr community, or the /vg/ community.
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>>386755994
>soundboard guy
>implying he's not the best person on the server
Unless he exclusively spams absolute shit through his mic, everybody tends to love him. Worst on voice are Russians though.
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>>386758743
Who is this 4Chan? You seem like one of them guys that have been for long.
Please senpai.
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>>386754995
i thought the draw behind discord was you could use it through your browser and not have to install anything in the first place
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>>386754165
>gay male joins the server's discord
>drama ensues and everything goes to shit
i dont even hate gays but all i've met, except one, have had the gay accent and bitchy sassy sarsaparilla attitude that ruins everything
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>>386760695
in a positive way?
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>>386760813
>try to be friendly to girls that my friends bring in
>they end up kinda hating me and belittling me
>cold shoulder the fuck out of them and never try to befriend them
>they act nicer to me

so i guess you have to be mean to women first and then nice after?
i don't get women at all
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>be female
>use voice changer so everyone can just play the damn game
Am I doing it right?
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I don't blame the girl, I blame the 300 retards that go and clap at anything they do, they put them on a pedestal.
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>>386755994
>guy has a lisp
>has an anime avatar
>thinks they're super "smol" and "qt"
>is either a tranny or flamboyantly gay
>uses discord 24/7
>plays shit games like MMOs or Ubisoft garbage
>usually just uses them as a way to ERP with other people
>no prominent father figure in their lives
>suspicious amount of embarassed anime girl images saved ala >>386760228 and >>386759703
>probably goes on those dumbass ">hey anon turn on your mic" threads and not-complains about how people mistake them for a girl (which never actually happens)
This is like 50% of the people I meet on Discord. They belong on a cross.
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>>386760991
Trust me, everyone hates you. Your shit is always excessively loud, elongated, and generally just annoying.
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>>386761169
yes ma'am
always nice to see a anonmiss posting on our board. btw, what games do you play? always curious what a /v/irgin female is interested in. if overwatch, we could play sometimes if you don't mind that I main mercy.
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>>386761206
>>no prominent father figure in their lives
Why do you know this about people?
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>>386760993
You should visit my lecture sometime, I could teach you reading comprehension.
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>>386761020
>short lesbians are usually barrels of fun
>gay men are totally unlikable unless they're 6'5" and bench semi-trucks for a living
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>>386760991
I have met very cool and chill Russians while almost every soundboard kiddie is an obnoxious faggot.
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>>386754165
I have always been in communities with like 3+ girls in it and nothing ever happens

Stop hanging out with teenagers
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>>386761332
It's easy to tell. Men who didn't have a father figure in their lives are overly emotional.
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>>386754165
>Older female starts the guild
>Never invites any other girls
>Politely tells orbiters to fuck off
>Is the mom of the team
>Half the Team is gay
Feels good booooi
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>>386761206
Not really. I just googled 'embarrassed animu' and took one of the pics.
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>>386754165
It's because some males are idiots. There's no dignity or even the slightest bit of manliness to them and they have the depth of a puddle of water.
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>>386761332
Because they start talking about how they never saw their dad whenever fathers come up because they think people care about them or their lives
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>>386754165
Your friends are thirsty pathetic spergs. Get friends who aren't manchildren, can handle talking to women and wont encourage the attention whores
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why the fuck every place is full of trannies or "qt" faggots?
I just want to play video games in peace.
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>>386761020
>i dont even hate gays but all i've met
How would you know? Have you studied the sexuality of each person you have met? People hold secrets.
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>female gets divorced
>she and the GM slowly stop talking in public channels
>she gets promoted to officer with no explanation
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>>386761385
>>386760991
>>386761230
>guy that only talks using soundboard clips from famous films
that shit is very annoying
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>>386761068
No.

And I'm glad he's no longer in my guild because literally every opportunity he would bring him up. I don't care what you think about Trump, that's just autistic.
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>>386761450
>When she has a mothering fetish and starts to ask you to call her mom over voip
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>>386761086
I had a super close friend who was a girl in highschool, and it was like not talking to her actively made her want to talk to me more, it's fuckin' stupid.
I think maybe they assume that you're hitting on them because they're used to that sort of thing happening in most online communities, so once you've established the idea that you're not interested in them, they feel more open to talking to you because they're not worried about "tits gfto lol xd"
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>>386754995
There is nothing wrong with using discord for a tiny group of IRL friends and maybe for searching matches for dead fighting games.
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People acting like all men aren't like this don't understand human biology lmao
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>>386761556
>somebody asks why
>immediately kicked
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>>386761587
I'll take shit that never happened for 400, Alex.
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>>386761714
I'll take Name that gets used to much on this board for 600
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>>386761350
Haha aniki, you sure don't seem like those other newfags that came from reddit recently or anything.
Please teach me
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>join guild
>talk
>"who are you?"
>get ignored
>same circlejerk every night between the same 5 people while the other 30 don't say anything
>have to read their drama
>leave
>"anon, why did you left?"
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>>386761820
I knew a guy named Alex once, he should really off himself
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>>386761820
>Jeopardy
>600
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>expecting video game dweebs to be able to interact with anyone other than video game dweebs
>Especially a different gender
There's the problem right there
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>>386759418
mumble fucking sucks
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>>386761913
vidya is chad normie tier. I expect everyone I encounter to be adept in social interaction.
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>>386762048
Not people who chat in a Vidya discord
I knew I should have added that
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>>386761854
Fuck you too faggot.
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>>386761827
Nothing wrong with playing along.
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>>386761519
Boredom can cause shit like this you know?
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>>386762170
Have fun with your group of emotionally unstable social outcasts, fuck face
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>>386754165
God damn it I thought you guys were going to derail into a Harry Potter discussion.
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>>386756350
desk mic is only a problem when they don't use a headset and you get echo from their speakers

or they're blue switch autists and you hear the constant clacking of their keyboard
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>Join guild
>Everything going well, nice atmosphere
>"Hey Anon, come visit our Discord"
>Specific individuals start to show their true colours
>You don't like it
>Guild is no longer comfy

Be honest, has this ever happened to you in one form or another?
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>join discord
>22 people talking
>they're ALL from california and talking about local shit
>/gquit
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>>386762678
voice chat always ruins the mystery of who people in your guild are
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>>386762678
>suddenly you realize that this is the reason nobody talks in gchat
>the guild leadership withdraws further and further into their /soc/ shell and the guild dies
Literally six times in a row for me.
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>>386754165
> poor people will step on each other for money
> virgins will fight each other for the slightest hope of pussy

like rats in a cage. animal instincts at work
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>>386762835
>>386762678
>join a discord to play l4d with some guys
>they just talk and spout memes and try there best to be the centre of attention
>play 2 campaings with them with shit connectin then leave
they didnt even use the ingame voice chat, VC software was a mistake, never gonna use discord EVER again, i only used it this once
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I don't understand the beta orbiter mindset. The girl isn't even physically there. She's just a voice. Even if she wanted to sleep with you, which she doesn't, she's at least hundreds of miles away.
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>>386763003
It's about female attention. Every second they're talking to YOU, it's a second denied to the other pathetic nerds.
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>>386755210

Alright my dude hook me up I want to party with some healsluts.
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>>386763046
Call me a normie, but I just can't imagine ever going that far into the downward spiral. Now I've never dated and the idea of asking a girl out scares me, but I also have IRL female friends that I can talk to fine. Hell, the betas could just join an anime club. Those have girls in them who share your interests.
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>>386763003
>>386763046
I can understand this in a small group, maybe 10 people, because female attention is a prize you can actively jockey for and rank yourself against the other guys...but why the hell do people donate $500 to female streamers when they're 1 out of 800,000 viewers?
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>>386754165
>Female joins discord
>Everyone in the discord is gay
>Still she posts some porn in the 18+ channel
>Get piss drunk one night
>Talk to her
>Show her the D
>She later mentions having a tutor
>"...You are over 18 right?"
>"Who knows"
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>>386763458
Little needs to be said. The world is filled with pathetic idiots, both male and female, and pathetic idiocy ensues as a result.
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>>386763458
because a girl might read your username and you can record it for later i guess
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>>386755598
Those two do sound pretty gay, though.
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What about fun discords?
>Join discord posted in one of these threads
>Has 2 females (female) and a bunch of lads
>Neither girl plays on PC. Both are console only.
>They don't stir up shit and are at least funny from time to time
>Lads are from all over the world and can handle the bantz pretty well
>Play games while drunk every weekend despite fucked timezones
>Been there since january or something
>Still having a good time

>>386762678
Yeah, we had a dude in the server that never spoke, lets call him cunt. One of the lads invites me to another server in which the cunt also is.
>Say hi and try to have a good time
>Cunt gives me shit for being an annoying cunt
>Never said something close to it in the other server
>Lad that invited me doesnt says anything about it
>Server is a /s4s/ - /r9k/ cross breed
>Everyone on VC while I'm talking with someone else about languages and stuff
>One of the people I'm talking with says "cunt" is shit talking me on VC
>"Hey I had a good time but I don't feel like I'll fit in here so have a good one and best wishes for you all"
>Leave server
>Cunt suddenly starts talking everytime a woman is mentioned and how everyone behaves like shit towards him
>GM buddy kicks him for being a filthy robot

Memes are fine as long they aren't posted 24/7. But anything related to r9k is unaccetable. Kick everyone related to it and I promise you your server will be fine.
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>>386755278
I had a guild like that was good until the wife of the leader decided she wanted to play leader and he indulged her. Everything went to shit.
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>>386763601
>"thanks xXxSephiroth666xXx!"
>beta proceeds to jack off to this soundbite every night for months on end
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>>386761283
Does she have to eat all the eggs?
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>>386754846
I'm akward around any person in real life but I've been with a couple dozen women. I utterly despise them in games 90% of the time, though the beta whitekights are half the problem.
Not sure what that makes me.
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>>386760290
you cant be a lezbo if your a man you stupid tranny.
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>>386761834
Had this happen, it was fucking annoying. Why in fucks name do you fucking retards invite people to a clique if you NEVER PLAN TO TALK TO THEM. It's infuriating and I've stopped joining groups because of it.
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>>386756350
>>Guy who finds every opportunity to troll people with racist and sexist jokes
>Me.

this isnt something to be proud of, stop. nothing is more annoying than the ~haha le epic bantz cant handle muh bantz~ faggot.
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>>386754995
I haven't really used it, but isn't vent pretty much dead?
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On a scale of 1-10 how stupid will it be to join a /soc/ discord?
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>>386764379
It's the IRC of voice chat, it will never die

>>386764408
14
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Was Boris our guy?
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>>386755210
I have trouble believing this.
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>>386754165
beacuse emotional problems arent naturally handled on the net, maybe.

It took me many years to understand my emotions as i do today, and until I did, I kept having bad times with others on the net. Afterwards, many things have become clearer.

But if you don't have those tools at hand, handling drama becomes increasingly difficult themore poeple are invlved. hence, meltdowns.
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>>386764408
Every discord is /soc/.
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>>386755458
They definitely still get preferences on drops and fuck shit up just by the "women are wonderful" effect. Especially since loser or not, they are almost guaranteed to be betas instead of pump and dump Chads that just see women as objects to be used, just like they see everyone.
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>>386755489
I mean, I've personally witnessed it happen twice. Seems to be a pretty common experience.
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>Friend makes some Discord server
>the 1ST FUCKING DAY I WAS JOINED he and one of his friends go off at each other and get pissed
>He proceeds to remove "friend" from server
>month passes, he lets them back on
>wtf why
>that friend is the worst
>They constantly comment random shit and derail conversations, all while being extremely cringey
>Literally everyone stops talking when they say anything
There are more shit members too
>A guy who constantly talks about how much weed he's done
>The first day we spoke he was vaping, and would loudly do it into his mic
One more
>Guy who started off pretty chill
>slowly becomes passive aggressive and expects people to do what he wants as soon as he says it
It doesn't sound to bad, but he's quite obnoxious.
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>>386761606
discord is closed source garbage and the person who runs it sells your information you fucking retarded neo /v/ stupid nigger FAGGOT
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>>386764357
I find racism and sexism funny Mr. Snowflake
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>>386765195
and yet I'm guessing you just grumble about it silently to yourself without ever talking to anyone about it whatsoever
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>>386765320
>m-muh bants... you're just a tumblrina, you cant handle the bantz...
Sorry, it's not a good personality no matter how much you've deluded yourself into thinking otherwise, Mr. Funnyman
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>>386761579
I'm so tired of seeing politics everywhere. It's always been bad, but Trump getting elected seems to have made many people go insane on both sides, but mainly the left.
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>>386765195
I just realize I have no idea what vaping sounds like.
I've lived a blessed life
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>>386755994
>guy that pushes button to cough
Literally me.
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>>386755994
>-russian/chinese/brazilian
Well fuck me in the asshole if that aint me. My accent is all over the place people can't tell where I'm from.
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>>386765428
I'm not saying it's positive or good, Mr.Strawman. You can enjoy bad/neutral things too.
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>>386765332
Eh, for some of them I pass over their shit because its not too bad. Like the vaping guy, is a pretty chill most of the time, the one who derails has been pretty offline for awhile so there's no need to go off at them now, and the passive aggressive one gets told off by pretty much everybody.
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>>386761206
This man gets it

Just want to say anyone who does this shit on /v/ is cancerous as fuck
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>>386754165
Because women that try to work their way into hobby-focused social circles are usually interested only in themselves rather than the hobby. This also means that the few guys that seek approval are easily manipulated into being orbiters and if something is perceived as a sleight against her then shit hits the fan. This does not happen as often with females that are genuinely hobby focused.
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>>386763684
That story makes no sense. Sure you're not just a cunt?
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>>386766020
Yeah, it's unfortunate that women have no motivation to be "genuinely hobby focused" since they earn undying worship and free stuff just by existing.
So why not refocus the group onto yourself to get your free stuff faster and a swarm of betas to chase away anyone not interested in serving you?
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>>386765428
It's funny if it is done right, and even when it's not, it's still funny if someone like you gets anally apocalypsed over it.
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>>386766020
>>386766274
the worst is when they deny this happens.
>"oh anon, everyone is just nice naturally :)"
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>>386766274
It all makes sense now...
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