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Why don't more MMOs have dwarves? >I don't want

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Why don't more MMOs have dwarves?

>I don't want to be short

Mother fucker, you listen here. Dwarves are the greatest god damned race in any game and I'm about to tell you the fuck why.

>Glorious ass fucking beards
>The best damn beer
>The best damn axes. Sword fags need not apply.
>Strong enough to lift your fat ass
>The manliest fucking voices your ears will ever have the privilege of hearing.
>Don't give shits about your problems
>Solves problems that mean something

Only LOTRO, WoW, and Dragon Age did dwarves well enough.
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>>386730876
Forget dwarves we need a bearded gorilla race.
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>No love for Warhammer Online
>The most PvPcentric MMO available
Those dwarves are the best dwarves though fuck me slayers are not easy to play. No wonder you don't see very many past rank 30.
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>>386730876
>manlets
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Only manlets and neckbeards and manlet neckbeards play dwarves.
>N-no i'm manly and my muscles are super dense...
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because most of MMO players are fat weeb neckbeards that only want to play cute elf girl
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>>386730937

Didn't that game shut down?
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>>386730938
Bend down and say that to my face, mother fucker.
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>>386730986
Only manlets and neckbeards and manlet neckbeards play games that feature elves and dwarves.
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>>386731060
Years ago
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>>386731060
Return of Reckoning has been up forever, anon. Some of the areas can be a little buggy but most of the content is there and there are people wandering every empire zone for public quests.
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>>386730876
if that is supposed to be gotrek they got it so wrong. his axe is chained to his arm, its green and a lot bigger
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>>386731158
As a second point on this, there's even a Dwarven RP guild that fights pre-made pvp queues in formation, ironbreakers in front of a gun-line with slayers and runepriests as auxiliary. They're not an easy group to take down uncoordinated
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>>386730876
They have a different skeleton than other races, be it humans, humans with pointy ears, humans with x and y. Thus it is extra work to model and animate them and make different clothes and armor work on them.
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>>386730876
>the garden ornament thinks he is tough shit
aw, aren't non-humans adorable?
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Hammers are the signature Dwarf weapon, not axes.
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>>386732546

Since when?
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>>386732591
>>386732546

Answer me you pointy eared twinky nut slurper
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