The last video game character you played with is now your wife/"wife". How fucked are you?
>>386724802
>stanley from the stanley parable
yeah no
Could be worse, I suppose
>>386724919
>yeah no
As in "yeah no I am not fucked"?
>>386724802
well he's hot but...
>>386724802
I'll take it.
Maho? I can deal with that.
Needs better tits
I'm cool with this.
>wing diver from edf 4.1
not so bad I guess
MY DIIIIIIIIICK
Oh boy.
>Makoto Niijima
...I'm okay with this.
>>386724802
I wiiiish
I'm just glad I didn't pick the male character.
>boss holds you tightly and whispers in your ear "where are your friends"
10/10
>>386725564
Beat me to it.
Aloy is now my wife. And im fucking gay so this is useless
>>386725473
It would be Akira idiot.
A bit too young but I can deal.
>>386725413
s-sauce?
The thicc chick from fortnite
My Darkest Dungeon team, guess I'm poly now
>>386725413
>being gay
the /lgbt/ board is a few blocks down
>>386725957
Don't be upset that vidya has way better male characters than female
>>386726028
I beg to differ, gayboi
Excellent
>inkling
brb jail
Ayane, thank god.
>>386724802
At least we have a daughter
GOD IS REAL
I guess he can at least escort me to the grocery store.
I mean, she's the only reason I still play SFV every once in a while, so I'm okay with that.
I mean, if she's a little more fleshed out than a few pixels in real life, I guess this is okay.
>>386724802
he would make a lovely wife.
>>386724802
My actual waifu, good thing I got bored and tried to finish her trials
>my undead goblin waifu
sweet
>>386725564
H-harder Boss
>My courier
Time to live the comfy life
>>386725606
>>386727903
Mine isn't that bad
Based my GTA5 character on celty sturluson from DRRR. Would marry forever
>he dies at the end
I'm in for some heartbreak.
>>386724802
uuhh...
my waifu is broken
>>386724890
>no cunny gf
How do we stop the NCMEC bros...
>>386724802
muh
>myMMO character
perfect since I had a raging boner the whole time
and no, i don't self insert. go away
>>386727629
i still don't like the horse face she got in 5
Nice
So do I get both or can I choose?
>>386724802
Cool I guess...
>>386730045
Kasumi is beautiful in all her incarnations
>>386725426
>my TiTs character
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aw hell yeah
>robot waifu ranger in PSO2
Here's hoping she has an English patch installed.
hmmmm
DEER
PUSSY
>>386730139
Or you're gonna need a proxy for your dick, lets hope Sega doesn't find out and ban you.
My female character from PUBG. Other than whatever neurosis being in a murder survival game cause, she's pretty qt
>>386724802
I can finally fuck a squid!
>>386725301
what's this?
>>386725384
How would one marry a car, though?
>just got bodied 5 matches in a row in SF3
I feel better now.
>>386730119
you picked a herm I'm guessing
>>386725218
best girl
>>386730347
titanfall 2, a great game that got fucked over by being published/marketed by EA
>>386730317
>banned from happy marriage by Sega
My choco Miquo'te in FF XIV. She's suppose to be me, but I'm happy to take it.
>>386726082
wut porn game
>>386730484My character has 2 huge dicks, 14 max-size tits with 4 lipples each, 3 mouth vaginas and basically maxed out the majority of everything else.
Help me.
>>386730637
You did help the Queen of the Deep, right anon?Also excellent taste
>>386730637
This is the future you chose.
>PoE
>Death godlike female rogue with orlan body
Wasn't expecting this boner
>>386730637
>tfw not sure if lipples is an auto correct error or some filthy smut thing
>Mei
She's cute so i'm okay
>>386729203
Same. I could certainly do worse. And he doesn't seem like the type who would want to bang another dude. Even if he is Catholic.
I've been blessed
SH3 was pretty fucking great btw, beat it last night for the first time
>>386730939
ANON NO, THAT STAYS ON /aco/ OR /h/
She's underage, isn't she?
>>386731027
looks like /d/ material to me
>>386731059
ehhh, it looks too western but shadman is apparently a gook so I don't fucking know anything anymore
>>386724802
i'm not ready
>>386731153
Isn't /d/ the place for the most deviant fetishes regardless of origin? That pic in particular is probably tame enough for /aco/
>>386731198
the line is too blurred to even distinguish where things should belong, most of the darker fetishes usually end up in /b/ or /trash/
>>38672480
Resident Evil "wife" over here too. Shouldve played as Alyssa
I'm okay with this
I guess I'm the wife then.
i regret nothing
W-what do, guys...?
>Married Warrior Emma
I'm very fucked.
>>386724802
>my multiplayer spartan in Halo 5
>huge amazon supersoldier that could crush my head with her thighs
Yes plox
>>386726082
>Those 7-heads
flummery
>>386731048She's 10
>>386724802
Honestly I won the lottery. Samus is THE greatest vidya waifu, no exception.
>>386724802
I'm alright, especially if she allows me to sip from her Grail, if you know what I mean. Having an immortal wizard waifu who can turn you into a superhuman can't be bad.
Nice
>>386730995
Although we'd first need to wash off all that blood and rust and shit. Best in the series, and the grittiest.
>>386731384
What's this jutsu?
>>386724802
I am ground zeros BB butt buddy
>>386724802
what am I supposed to do with him???
One Piece Unlimited Worl... C-can I choose Nami?
>>386724802
Didn't figure a browser game would save me from being married to Crane from Dying Light.
>>386731369
RE:Outbreak needs a remake/re-release on modern systems.
cool
>>386724802
So, does she follow my orders or what?
There's no canon personalities so don't know what she's like.
>>386724802
I'm ok with this.
>>386731369
>>386735942
Not the same anon, but one can only wish. Just recently played through each scenario of both games with a group of friends multiple times, they had the perfect style of co-op action in their hands but then they just went the RE5 route instead, abandoning the Outbreak concept completely. They were some of my better vidya experiences in a long while.
>>386734389
>too late
I guess it's time for me to end myself
So basically both me and my seven children minimum are free labor for her restaurant and I'm pretty much going to have to start doing everything in my power to look bishounen.
>>386736456
I really need to set up my computer to play on the obsrv servers again. Steam has made me so lazy.
>qt russian robot mail order bride
All's good in the hood.
>>386727905
what fucking decade is your computer from?
>>386736693
>what fucking decade is your computer from?
Probably the same decade as where Bethesda's Gamebryo engine is from.
>divorced alcoholic who hasn't gotten over the death of his child
>and I'm not even gay
Jesus, OP, at least you could make it "the last woman you played as"
>>386724802
Would he look like this in real life? Or would he be low poly in real life?
Also, it'd make me depressed that he'd rather be alone a lot.
>space hulk deathwing
Uh oh.
>>386725218
Nice wife.
>>386724802
I guess I'm now married to the marine from Doom 3. At least he's sort of handsome.
>>386737480
That would take all the fun out of these threads.
>>386738119
You have a point, the worst posts seem to be the ones with female characters.
No problem, not husbando material but would fuck.
>>386724802
Motherfucker, i knew i should have stopped at that Ayane chapter.
Can he at least be gender swapped? :(
>>386738596
When in the game does Quiet get so jacked?
Does she get her skin condition healed?
>>386738682
I don't see it
>>386724802
No complaints here.
>>386738860
I'm not sure what I really saw either, for a split second from the thumbnail I thought it was her, so I thought it'd be funny to say that.
I'm really tired.
>Noodle the snake
Um. Okay.
>>386739521
>not playing your waifu's game
>>386739739
I'm on the last level. Finally gonna finish it and mark something off my backlog.
Before or after she had her arms ripped off? Either way I'm game.
No problem whatsoever. She is best girl, after all.
>>386739873
Someone will snag your waifu if you aren't careful Boco.
>>386740490
Preposterous. She's my waifu for laifu.
>>386727407
I was fucking around on Alpha 3 with her so alls well that ends well.
fuck i'm not into bots.
>>386741006
>>386740854
shut the fuck up
>>386724802
Not really my type physically and I'd probably feel a bit insecure at first being with a girl who is way stronger than me but I could get used to it and I doubt she'd ever become an annoying wife
>>386740854
Are you sure about that?
>>386725681
what game
>>386741139
Yes, but I think it might be best if we ended this line of thought. People are getting perturbed.
If i played Marvel Ultimate Alliance (the first one) do i get to marry all 4 of them?
@386741173
>>386724802
Meh
>>386724802
I'd say everything else is fucked if they try to mess with us.
Adol Christin from the Ys games.
If I am forced to go gay for someone he's certainly at the top of my list of people I want to be forced to be gay with.
I mean he would probably be off in some distant land most of the time anyways.
>>386724802
Why is she so perfect?
>>386741371
go be an autist else you fuckin pussy
Hmm, yep I uhh... can I trade this one in for Coco?
...I'm fine with this
Roll in Mega Man Powered Up. loli fuckbot waifu?
>>386741901
Which game? She's playable in a lot of them.
>>386724802
not even gay and i'd be cool with being in a relationship with adam jensen
>>386742771
Why does he sound like slightly scruffy Steven Seagal in Human Evolution?
>>386725301
Just played the campaign.Restored my faith in American games. It would overthrow nuDOOM if it was only a little longer and didn't have shitty AI.
>>386724802
Mercy
The one time I play healer has paid off.
>>386724802
Wow...I can't believe what a lucky man I am
>>386725426
>>386724802
If I played a party based game with no leader, who do I get?
Cause I was playing FTL.
>>386725301
>Not the supafast robobabe
I'm disappointed in you anon
MITCHELL GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN AREA
>>386744091
Gah, who the fuck is that?
>>386724802
I don't play video games anymore.
>>386724802
HELP
>>386724802
>Just started playing Gravity Rush 2
Good timing
>>386744601
RIP
>Henrik Lundqvist
I'm not gay, but(t) fuck!
He already has a wife but whatever. I mean he is pretty good looking.
No homo, but I think I'm quite lucky.
>A man eating ,blood thirsty Thresher Shark that's been mutated by an interdimensional void
Fun.
>>386744621
Must be nice having a gravity girl for a wife.
>>386744940
Get a prenup. You'll get half his stuff.
>>386724802
My Draenei paladin, im completely ok with this
>playing WoW in 2017
yeah, i know, shut up
>>386724802
We're both fucked alright.
Lots of kids.
Cool I guess, she could teach me sword fighting and how to maintain armor. She'd probably be pretty religious though so that means probably no exciting domineering muscle girl to sit on my face. She'd probably be very loyal though.
I legit don't know what this is to be honest
>>386730619
rando duo or some shit, its made by a guy called tinklebell
>>386724802
l-lewd
This is fine
>>386724802
He'll probably shoot my head off and call it "art" Or we bang. I'm fine with either.
>>386736904
that was last millennium bud
>>386724802
no problem here
Ha ha get cucked Trynd. She's mine now.
>>386724802
I'm fine, i guess
>>386740923
>Not wanting a Lifetime of inner Pesce with best robohusbando
Lame.
>>386742678
Fuck you Boco
I like this
I don't wanna fucc a 68 year old korean emperor.
especially not when he's at war with all of china and some of japan.
predy fugd :DD
ded :DD
>>386744478
It's Hitomi, you boob. Probably the only girl from DOA who could function as a normal girl in the real world.
>>386748015
Well, to borrow a famous line from the Internet, what happened to her faaaaace?
>>386748086
It says FaceApp right in the corner. I was phoneposting and that was the only one of her I had.
>>386748616
Ah, much better.
>Samus Aran
Thank you. I'll love her everyday.
I might not survive this
>my female DS2 character
Considering she's outrageously overpowered I'd probably just be her bitch. At least she's a cute redhead.
So....I'm the 'husband' in this scenario.
I'm not sure if that's life-saving better or infinitely worse.
>>386729872
Fix her with your penis, Anon.
I'm fine with this"How's that domination feel, city boy?"
>>386724802
>Clank
Well... that would be... something?
>>386724802
boring conversations
i don't remember the last game i played or even when it was
help me,i cant stop shitposting
>>386751920
Just start playing something.
>Jaina Proudmore
Would abandon current wife and son/10
I guess this is okay, not really in bsmd
>>386730254
softer than a baby anon
>>386724802
I want Kat so badly
Fuck.
muh dick is my power
>>386736325
modded skyrim tier waifus
morrowind looking buildings.
>>386740923
it's okay, he's celebate anyway anon
Yeh boi
>>386754070
>modded skyrim tier
Is that good or bad?
>>386724802
Max Payne
>>386744621
>tfw just started playing Gravity Rush 1
Kat is so perfect.
>>386745237
?????????
??
???
>>386755126
you tell me
>>386756242
He's rich, dude. Everyone knows Batman is really playboy millionaire Bruce Wayne.
>>386756856
it's just, a prenup is what you get to keep your shit, without a prenup you auto-get half, with one you have to go to pretty great lengths if you agreed before hand to keep your fiances separate.
>>386724802
i have never been so lucky
I really dont mind aids, today people can live normally with it.
>>386724802
Based wife Jill,just finished playing REmake and I'm 1,000% okay with this choice.
>>386724802
>>386724802
>D.va
Fuck yes.
>>386724802
BotW Link.. Jesus christ..
>>386724802
So I get to marry an Arabian belly dancer with Spock ears...
I like it.
>>386762259
Shantae?
Wait... If i'm his wife... Oh shit.
Oh fuck yes.
>>386762765
Kek
>>386741182
Looks like warframe, somehow
>>386724802
TFW Sonic fucks my wife
>>386760154
fuck, those diaroamas remind me of the time when warframe felt fun to me.
>Deus Ex
I guess I'll have to take the prod
>>386724802
wtf im gay now
>>386732939
sign a pre-nup
>>386732939
Enjoy the best sex of your life until she decides it's time to murder you, obviously
>>386734305
What is 2B?
>>386740923
Well too bad becuz theyre about to be into u
Resident Evil:
http://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195
https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544
I'm fine with this.