>Wake up in 2017 after a three year coma
>MGSV was a universal disappointment
>'Next-gen' Zelda was a generic field simulator
>A-team's Dark Souls sequel was uninspired
>Everyone forgot about The Last Guardian overnight
This is truly the worst timeline. What went so horribly wrong?
inb4 "you played it wrong!" mgsv shills
>Wake up in 2017 after a three year coma
>first thing I do is shitpost on /v/
>>386681831
your taste desu senpai
>>386682004
Sounds legit
>>386681943Playing it 'right' was still terrible and boring.
>>386681831
>wake up from a 6 hours coma
>op still a faggot
this is truly the worst timeline
>>386682004
It's extremely unlikely for almost any person to wake up from such a long period of unconciousness without any sort of brain damage anyway.
>>386682004
Honestly, yeah, that's the first thing I'd do. Check 4chan.
>>386681831
>berserk continuation is full of cgi and is universally a dissapointment
>>386681831
BotW was mediocre and the amount of people blindly saying it's amazing baffles me.
> stop liking what I don't like faggots.
I really can't understand it's praise.
>>386682004
>8 months into 2017
>someone is complaining about how shit a list of time sink games are terrible
>"first thing I do is shitpost on /v/"
What did he mean by this?
>>386682482
>They finally get off the boat
>Miura forgets how to draw
>>386681831
Dark Souls 3 and MGSV (despite being incomplete) were amazing but it is truly disgusting how underrated The Last Guardian is, of course neo-/v/ flooded with anti intellectual /pol/ fags who equate almost all art with the joke that is modern art exhibits wouldn't be able to enjoy this surrealist masterpiece.
>timeline
back to tumblr
>>386681831
>A-team
The only A-team games are DeS and BB.
>>386682543
OP probably didn't play them all anyway so he's probably right
>there are people that staved off suicide temporarily for MGS:V
>>386681831
wake me up
>>386682878
this. i thought it was strictly a neogaf meme until i saw twitter caps with that shit in it. it just sounds faggy.
>>386682934
>there are probably people that committed suicide because MGSV being a disappointment was the last straw
>>386681831
>wakes up after a three year coma
>only reads /v/ to catch up
Kysp
>>386682886
How do you figure this? Dark souls 1 and 3 are also by Miyazaki's team and the teams for none of these are identical, developed by the A-team doesn't mean they are the best games in your opinion.
>>386681831
cheer up anon!
>>386681943
>>386682231
So, how can you play it right?
>>386681831
If I was in a coma for 3 years, woke up and got to play BotW I would be trippin fucking balls.
>>386684351
I'm not really sure, I never saw a mode that massively overhauls the game
>>386684351
>with Infinite Heaven
>no marking
>no buddies
>no reflex
>no killing
>NO FUN
>>386682259
>imblying being a long term /v/ poster doesn't cause brain damage in the first place
>>386682627
He just recently went all-digital for drawing. He's quickly getting the hang of it as of the last issue.
>>386682825
Liking MGSV is literally definitive neo/v/
Thinking Dark Souls 3 is "amazing" is literally definitive neo/v/
I'm a huge Team Ico fan and was planning to pick it up despite the mixed responses but you've successfully convinced me otherwise. Kys
>>386684351
By not playing it at all
>>386682259
If you look at OP, it's pretty clear he is brain damaged.
>>386685116
Sometimes I just feel like I'm crazy and the people that praise MGSV and DS3 played completely different games than me
>>386681831
>three year coma
>This is truly the worst timeline
Someone who wakes up after a coma for three years wouldn't use this phrase.
Yep, that sure is a list of great games. Now if you mentioned FFXV we'd be on the same page.
>>386681831
If you keep thinking like this, you'll Never Be Happy
Sorry guys, I was feeling depressed when I made this thread. I sure do love video games! Haha...
>>386681831
>MGSV had incredible gameplay but ruined the franchise due to terrible story
>BotW is genuinely fun to anyone who isn't jaded
>Dark Souls 3 isn't as bad as everyone makes out, even if it isn't the best Souls game
>FUCKING AI, FUCK
>>386686345
>If you just pretend to like games you didn't like, you'll be happy
>>386686659
>MGSV
>incredible gameplay
>>386686659
Did you play MGSV? Have you played previous entries? Did you see all the filler in it? Did you see the "boss fights"?
>>386686659
>BotW is genuinely fun to anyone who isn't jaded
I went in legitimately wanting to like this game but I just didn't find it fun at all. So now I have to suffer people telling me I'm jaded or wrong for not liking it. I think all of this shit is going to make me a jaded fuck regardless.
>Everyone forgot about The Last Guardian overnight
change this to The Last Guardian sucked because thats why it was forgotten so easy. its a shit game.
>>386686894
>>386686938
Genuinely found it entertaining.Maybe it's just the rocket punch talking.Miles more than the shit-tier fan fic movie that was MGSIV, at the very least. Kinda bizarre how drastically different IV and V were, in the end.
I did a 180 on MGSV I hated it but now I think it's the best one. I even prefer MGO3 and I played the recently revived MGO2 and it was laggy and the frame rate was ass and it looked like garbage.
>>386687024
Went in pessimistic, being a fan of 2D Zelda but never enjoying 3D Zelda, and I actually liked Breath of the Wild. Maybe that says something? I've no idea, really. I'm someone who generally looks on "everything being open world these days" with disdain, but I really did like how freeform everything was in BotW.