>let's try that again EZA Thread Get in here and discuss

>>386676063
>discord
There already is one if you want to use that faggotry

>>386676351
It's pretty bad. Why do we get deleted anyway, when there can be a 10 hour long giant bomb thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nObYse46D2k

>>386676561
giant bomb = /v/
male allies = SJW trash

>>386676561
Mostly because mods are incompetent.
They let Blacked threads stay on the frontpage for almost an hour every day and do nothing about console war wojaks derailing every thread. Yet sometimes they decide to suddenly delete a thread like that while letting other similar ones alone.
No rhyme or reason to it

Mods are cunts
Wasnt there an eceleb thread on /vr/?
Or maybe we should try to make a /vg/ one?
ecelebs need a fucking place hiroshima

https://graphtreon.com/creator/EasyAllies

They are dying already, Jones better be ready to make some changes to the content.

>>386676351
I meant a discord specifically for sharing Patreon only links among people who aren't patrons

>>386677412
I think they're fine, they'll just scale back on projects.
If only Kyle made a final bosman style show again.

>>386677412
>Kyle needs a Final Bosman show
>Get more Pop Fiction-videos and such and less streams
>choose more interesting games in streaming

That's atleast another 20k

>>386677517
Only found these guys when they were EZA but their GT content was a lot better. Back when Ian used to have an actually good show, too.

Brandon plays Persona has a lot of potential
He needs to stream that game again

>>386677412
>>386677517
I wonder why they went down so much this month though. Not enough content due to holidays?
They were also really dumb to not shill their patreon more during their 50 hour stream. They had 1500+ people watching at all times but didn't make use of that reach.

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>Whether it's gays, blacks, or jews, it doesn't matter to me, baby. I'll mow 'em ALL down!
This CFF-era Huber is crazy.

>>386677805
best heel turn of all time

>>386677412
They are up from what they started with at 38k, plus people are just withdrawing after meeting the box peek incentive, nothing strange about any of this

>>386677691
I feel like Elyse is doing well though, she seems to fit the Funhaus style a lot better.

>>386677776
As far as developing a business goes, they are utterly incompetent.

Where is tabletop escapades

They need to hire a real weeb that talks about obscure shit like PC-98 games
All this dragon ball talk gets tiring

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>>386677976
>tfw Elyse has more twitter followers than all EZA accounts combined

>>386678137
Vagina power

>>386677805
>streaming For Honor
>picks Peacemaker
>"This is an Ian characters. *talks in girl voice* Ian character

That was honestly the weirdest Huber moment

I think he would be very against if Ian went trans

>>386678218
This

>>386677412
the more you zoom the graph out, the less dramatic it becomes

they have a completely healthy trajectory in terms of surviving comfortably, but they are really failing at running EZA as a business

jones needs to take the reins because at least 50% of their content is pure drivel. everything aside from FT and main podcast may as well not exist.

>we're gonna use your money to rent a beach house
>why are patreon not giving us more money

Good job EZA

>>386678218
Why doesnt Ian have a million characters

>>386678319
more like
>not trying to AT LEAST break even on the beach house stream with stupid incentives and shameless self-promotion

>>386678218
This and the reach RT has, those fans are crazy.

>>386678372
Just because he wants to have a vagina doesn't mean he has one

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>>386678372
good banter. hate that cunt.

>>386678457
>donate $20 to enter this raffle to win this EZA poster signed by all of us

I just earned EZA like a grand.

>>386678319
The 50h stream was great though
The 2h group stream feels shallow now.

>>386678482
Thing is that if he is pushed into that delusion he might leave the company to "find himself".

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>>386677674
>Kyle needs a Final Bosman show

yeah but instead he's making a goddamn shoebox masterpiece theater which LITERALLY NOBODY was asking for

>>386678784
He doesn't have a competent writer to help with the show. And he doesn't have the self-confidence to make a good one on his own.

remember EZAbros love respect cocksucking and always donating as much as you can to the EZA patreon bros ha ha

who is your favorite ally? the one who pretends to be your best friend or the one you wish was your dad?

>>386678608
if only half of the games they streams weren't repeat streams

>only one Settle It
>Huber playing RE2 for the billionth time instead of catching up on God Hand, which should be in all aspects his holy grail
>Tropical Freeze fucking AGAIN
>next to no party games, 95% of games played were single players
>waste TEN hours on Mario Sunshine

it's like they put absolutely no thought into the schedule

>>386678871
who used to write for the show?

>>386678997
Im sure they went with sunshine and TF because of the beach/summer/island theme
Not really a good idea though

>>386678997
I like the Bendojo ones, he just needs the right direction to improve and apply them

>>386679106
Well Damiani was there for both, so that answers that.

when are we gonna raid giant bomb fellow allies??? i'm so sick of those idiots taking rightful views and donation money from the EZA guys they deserve it so much more

>>386678997
>waste TEN hours on Mario Sunshine
That was great though. They should do more long streams where they just play one game and really talk about it.

>>386679160
I was talking about the beach house stream

as far as solo streams go, only Ben, Kyle and Brandon can pull it off. everyone else should give up and start being productive elsewhere.

>>386678997
Yeah, they throw ideas away pretty easily. Settle it is always good, only done twice. The DS3 spoiler talk was great, never again. Fucking weird. They seem to tent their company around their reviews but honestly they would probably be better off dropping them and focusing on more long form content like that.

That latest kyle stream where he plays random games was good, felt like the first 15, do more of that.

>stream Crash remastered
>spend half the stream on a single section of one level from the worst Crash game

why

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I loved seeing viewers get mad because the first 2 awful hours of Banjo Tooie tripped Kyle's autism switch.

>>386679527
Kyle never stops moaning. I can't fucking stand him. He was the first member of the crew I came to like but now he really grinds my gears. It upsets me how much effort Huber puts in trying to get Kyle to like things. Kyle just dismisses things based on tiny details he doesn't like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sfqzmQuj9U

>>386679527
That was the worst game, what a slow and boring intro

>>386680005
If you haven't played it, it does not get better, only more of a chore to play as the game goes on.

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Which ally do you think has the biggest/smallest penis? I dont know why I obsess with this but lets start from biggest to smallest

>Jones
>Blood
>Huber
>Ian
>Don
>Brad
>Kyle
>Damiani

Sounds about right?

>>386679952
At last

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>>386679952
I'm desperate for this to end.

>online community
>only the passive aggressive faggots type "love & respect"
>ESPECIALLY after making an extra passive aggressive comment or post

The community is downright retarded.

>>386680059
You're such a dumb faggot holy shit I want bad things to happen to you

I just noticed they stopped doing the subscriber song
Thank god

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>>386680154
I'd swap Huber and Brad, then add Ben right after Blood. Brad seems pretty tall, and Huber seems like such a genuine person that his smallish dick (keep in mind that he is a manlet) doesn't affect his personality at all.

Most of their content just isn't worth watching. Most if it is just streams or podcasts/discussions.
All of Ian's content is a waste of time and money, Damiani's podcast is shit, Damiani's streams are shit, Brad barely streams and when he does it's only KH.
Kyle can do good stuff, but he loves to stream boring trash.

>>386680790
When was the last time you played it? I played both this year, Kazooie is still a 10 whereas I made it to Teradctyland in Tooie before I dropped that trash.

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>remember 50 hour stream is going on
>go to their twitch
>watch 5 minutes
>close it

>>386680864
>Damiani's podcast is shit
Nah, it's actually pretty good. He just needs to let others talk more. Other than that I agree.

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tier list

>good
brandon, huber, don, ben

>decent/inconsistent
kyle, brad

>bad
ian, damiani

>boring
blood

>>386679325
Spoiler talk has now become Spoiler Mode.

>>386676561
Gerstmann is the closest thing to /ourguy/ in games journalism, these guys are upbeat but they don't seem to have much beyond a surface level knowledge of games.

>>386680982
>nintendo only podcast

No it's shit. There isn't enough interesting Nintendo stuff happening to make it consistently enjoyable.

>>386681102
Truly accurate.

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>I dropped persona 5 because joker is too cool
>I dropped Nier automata because I don't want to play more than A route, oh and I muted the music
>FFXV is the best JRPG of all time because there's a day/night cycle and prompto takes random pictures sometimes

I want to throw bosman into a fucking wall

>>386681236
Sure there is. Up till now there was always too much to discuss so they constantly had to skip certain parts of the podcast.
Honestly you could make separate ones of all the big three and pc and you've got enough to talk about.

>>386681102
>Top
Brandon, Kyle, Don
>Middle
Huber, Brad, Blood
>Bottom
Ben, Ian, Damiani

>they think Souls is hard
>they think Crash is hard
>Brad dies to Roxas in KH2 on fucking BEGINNER
>a single one of them has played through Persona 5
Why are they such utter fucking casuals?

>>386681547
they got old and were pretty casual to begin with

>>386681547
Crash 1 can be pretty hard
Other than that I agree, they also suck at megaman

>>386681547
They only play on easy, it's in the name :^)

>>386681329
I love him so much. He truly does not give a shit.
At least he knows his taste and opinions are fucking weird, and never chooses to do reviews because of this.

>>386681647
>I'll keep reporting it
what a little creep.

>>386681547
Brad has also completed Persona and Huber's working through it.

>>386681547
Are you implying P5 is difficult

>>386681526
>bottom
>ben

He's one of the best podcast hosts, streams the most, streams the most varied types of games, is always chill, his game podcast is very broad.

I seriously have no idea how you can put Blood and Brad over Ben.

>>386681860
No, I'm implying that none of them seems to realize that Persona 5 might just take priority over all the Indie garbage and western AAA trash they're usually playing.

>>386681547
>>they think Souls is hard
>>they think Crash is hard

Both of these things are true. I don't think either is very difficult for me, but I would still label them as hard games because to most people they are in fact hard.
It's honestly stupid to use yourself as a way to measure difficulty. Really, composing music came naturally to Mozart but does that mean that composing music is easy? No, it doesn't.

>>386681903
Ben's got good knowledge and I honestly think he's been improving more and more, but he still comes off as if he's trying to hard. Maybe that's just how I see it. Honestly, I don't dislike any of the members, they all seem like nice guy's, it's just some annoy me at times more than other's.

>>386682217
Its not that easy you know.

>>386681647
>You can keep doing it but I'll keep reporting it, vidya is vidya and this isn't vidya.

You're breaking the rules right now by announcing reports, you fucking idiot.

>>386682217
Why would you let plebeian retards decide what is hard and what isn't? The fact that there are some people out there to whom producing music is easy, is more than enough to conclude that producing music is, in fact, easy. It is the individual humans who are not up to speed, and the result is that most will find producing music hard.

>>386682574
>Why would you let plebeian retards decide what is hard and what isn't?

So you're saying if 95% of all people think something is difficult, it makes sense to you to not label it as "difficult" because the remaining 5% thinks that it's easy?
You're fucking stupid.

>>386682754
>Someone who cares for even a second what the masses think dares call others stupid
Hilarous.

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The four hours of Huber/Jones between Resident Evil 2 and SSX was the best chuck of Easy Livin'.

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>>386682574

Is a podcast coming today or did the beach shit ruin it?

>>386682954
>>Someone who cares for even a second what the masses think dares call others stupid

You're so far up your own ass for thinking that you're some higher being that it's downright hilarious.

The fact that you (in your delusion thinking that you're patrician) can't even form reasonable arguments to support your claim of the minority dicacting what is difficult ot not marks you as a retarded pleb.
Only a dumb pleb resorts to namecalling in favor or arguments and reasoning, because he can't even back up his own ideas and instead prefers denial.
You're precisely the thing you hate, the ignorant masses.

>>386680154
i'm pretty sure don has the dong tho

cum for free

>>386682314
>he still comes off as if he's trying to hard
I liked how Jones said something along those lines in, I believe, the latest podcast. When Ben had as goal to not sigh, Jones said something along the lines of "you always sigh when you're really trying hard at answering a question I didn't think was that tough, but you're really emotionally connected to it."
It was meant as a compliment I think, but still.

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>>386683818

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wMfjd7gC90
Sssshhh.

brads wifey kristen here, GIVE ME MONEY! x

>>386684043
ty ben

>>386684043
Thanks Brad

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>>386684043
>darmiani

>>386683875
It's not necessarily a bad thing. Like I said, he seems to be improving, he could just do with being himself a little more.

>>386683818
The group feels much too PC to be playing that game well.

>>386683369
First of all: I have not claimed, not even partially, to be some sort of enlightened individual or patrician. That is simply a (wrong) assumption on your end. Secondly, I hope you realize that there is not a single entity that could ever be described as 'the masses' - there needs to be a differentiation depending on the topic at hand (in your example: music). A pleb in one category could be a master in another, and quite often this is actually the case. Truly retarded people with no worth whatsoever are actually much rarer than many would probably like to assume.
All of this is precisely why my argument works. Mozart, to continually use your example, should not and probably could not give less of a shit whether or not his craft was considered to be difficult or not by people other than him. If you let people decide in for every category, as explained earlier, whether or not this category is to be considered difficult or easy, the inevitable result would be that almost every single category would be considered difficult.

I always get sad when the podcast gets posted because then the thread dies down

imagine a funhaus collab, kyle would cry becauseof swear words

Slowly chipping away through easy living stuff that i missed. At least it's good background noise. Does anyone actually enjoy Friend Code? Serious question.

>>386681160
True that they are surface plebs despite some of them liking great games as well, but sometimes you just want the enthusiasm to help you get excited for more gaming sessions through your depression, and for some reason seeing other people enjoy games I already like can renew my enthusiasm for playing it when the depression kills it.

>>386684216
Yeah, that was one of the only funny moments. Anything remotely lewd or edgy was not allowed.

>>386684043
Thanks KristenRogers

>>386684384
I thought Kyle didn't care about other's swearing?

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Hi boys!

>>386676063
>or should we get a general or a discord or something- 112 posts and 15 image replies shown.

Please do, keep the less e-celeb trash on /v/ the better.

Last EZA thread I was in a couple days ago was deleted by mods. Curious, are they against the rules? Don't these threads count as video game culture?

>>386684043
>right away MUH DRAGON BALL

Stop

>Manchilds who never took a punch in their life love games about killing virtual Nazis but are afraid of anything sexual
Are they not old enough to see the irony in this?

>>386684842
i dont have a barf gif to post as reaction

>>386684842
Tbh that's pretty hot

>>386677517
Wish Kyle and Huber would do a show where they choose a game to play together like they used to on GT, Kyle needs his own show bad, Huber has been slightly annoying at times when he used to be delightful as fuck at all times and I miss his old show and Ian is annoying as fuck and his content is obnoxious he shits up the panels he is on.

>>386684247
>First of all: I have not claimed, not even partially, to be some sort of enlightened individual or patrician.

You have directly placed yourself to not be in the "masses" and consider your opinions to be of more value than the majority. Hopefully I do not need to quote you just to remind of what you yourself said.

The rest of your post is pointless drivel and doesn't even argue your point.
You haven't explained why you should dicate what is and isn't hard. You haven't explained why people that think those games are hard are wrong. You haven't explained why a game should be regarded as easy just because a small minority thinks that they are.
It stands to reason that if most people think that something is difficult, then it should be regarded as difficult. Otherwise you're arguing for that in every field there should be a group of people (as in a minorty) that decides that is and isn't difficult for no real reason (they weren't elected or anything). Also judging by your bias this naturally leans to people that think something is easy. In other words nothing is difficult because there will always be those that have a knack for it.

Now go ahead and backpedal because we both know that you will just meekly say
>b-but i have already explained! i-idiot!

>>386681547
Against story Roxas? No way, why would he even play on beginner to begin with

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>>386685186

>>386685259
>>386684247
>>386683369
>>386682954
>>386682754
>>386682574
>>386682217
>>386681547
didnt know i was reading a fucking youtube comment section

>>386684898
>e-celeb

They're legit journalists. Brandon was on the judges board at E3. You don't see angry lopez, dunkey or whatever on shit like that.

>>386684935
>Curious, are they against the rules? Don't these threads count as video game culture?

If EZA isn't allowed then neither should GiantBomb, IGN, Gamespot, etc.
I'm assuming the mods thinks, like the ignorant retard above, that EZA are e-celebs.

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>>386685376

>>386679838

For every time I agree with Kyle there's at least 4 opinions of his I think are absolute shit. I can at least appreciate that he's honest about his fucking weird taste

You guys enjoy Easy Livin? I watched a fair bit of the Sunshine stream, Kyle and Damiani getting loopy at 4 in the morning as the levels get progressively more difficult was pretty great.

>>386679838
Kyle and Damiani like to troll. Kyle also has really wierd tastes.
I mean there are some absolute shit games Kyle likes but some really good games he can't even appriciate.

I mean if turning off the music in Nier: Automata doesn't prove how wierd he is I don't know what will.

>or should we get a general or a discord or something

Yes. Please do that and never come back you eceleb faggots.

>>386679838
I lost a lot of respect for him when I realized he only likes superficial things in games.

>>386685498
dis nigga look like a Yugioh villain desu

>>386686141
>You guys enjoy Easy Livin? I watched a fair bit of the Sunshine stream, Kyle and Damiani getting loopy at 4 in the morning as the levels get progressively more difficult was pretty great.

Some of it, depending on the games.

>>386686141
It had good moments, needed more multiplayer games

>>386679952
They need to finish this shitshow and start over. Kyle already got his character killed so that Ben could start wrapping up but no he keeps stretching this bullshit thinner and thinner.

>>386686141
i wish they would make more produced content instead of streams

>>386686293
>eceleb

Do you enjoy being and ignorant retard? Do you think that using buzzwords makes you cool and fit in?

Maybe people don't want to discuss your shit-for-brains youtube celebrities. Just a thought.

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>>386681329
>that frame trap where he praises XV and Ben and Brad just keep circle jerking him about how good the game is

Took my money and ran. They only like the game because of superficial reasons and I was wrong to ever trust their reviews or opinions.

>>386681547
Crash is hard because the physics and hitboxes are horrible.
t. someone that just finished all of the N-Sane trilogy

>>386686989
Maybe no one cares what you think.

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>>386687242
>same episode kyle goes on about how dumb people are for not sitting through the credits at the movies because you need to soak it whatever you just watched

>>386686141
Was great background noise while playing a game

>>386687242
>>386687478
>getting this triggered over some silly opnions

y'all are retarded

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>remove any podcast that's not Frame Trap and the main podcast
>axe Talking Syndrome
>make Community Comments unlisted for everyone except Patreon members
>only do Fiasconauts on stream
>FORCE IAN TO HELP EDIT SHIT OTHER THAN HIS SHITTY SHOW
>focus more on previews, interviews, reviews
>give Sophie a treat for being a good dog
>dedicated Don only show

Fixed the channel. They have too much content that's just not pulling in great numbers consistently, but they keep doing it. If they want to grow as a business, they have to play to what people are actually watching.

I am mildly surprised how well Friend Code does though in terms of raw view count.

>>386676063

Used to support them a lot, but now I find them more annoying than anything.

Where they promised tons of content, all we are billions of podcast that last 2 or 3 hours and are unedited. They always talk about the same thing also and they give too much credits to certain games.

They rarely do reviews now and when they do, the game has been out for a few weeks.

Their fanbase are fucking annoying and are so vocal that the EZA crew only listen to them and they shelter themselves in the "Love and Respect" thing, which was nice at the beginning, but now more like a way to avoid any confrontation.

I liked them all in GT, but they are taking it a little too easy now, they can make amazing content, but since they get the Patreon bucks and have a big enough fan base they go only with the minimal, streaming and posting unedited content.

>>386687802
It seems like Ian is doing more editing lately

I like Friend Code except for that episode where Damiani thought it was a good idea to just talk to himself for an hour about how cool Mario 64 is.

>>386688189
>for an hour
It was 10 minutes. If it was an hour then it might have actually been interesting and have some depth.

>>386687802
Huber said that Huber Syndrome was a replacement for Huber's Queue at the end of his Hype video's at GT because they have to record a few episodes at a time. I imagine when they all work full time it'll get axed.

What was that recent super long stream about? Did they get a new studio?

>>386688307
They rented a beach house to 2 days and streamed vidya non-stop. Part of it was interesting, some of it was insanely boring

>>386688296
>>386688189
BUT FIRST

>>386688449
>They rented a beach house
>to play videogames

Whaaat

>>386688296
it was 54 minutes.

maybe only the opening part was 10 minutes. he spends the rest of it reading comments by himself because no one wanted to talk with damiani that week.

>>386688557
Yup. It was in a shitty location though, so it probably wasn't THAT expenive

MENTAL DAMAGE

>>386687802
Huber Syndrome is a non-show. It's description according to Huber is literally "whatever I feel passionate about", which is a retarded unsustainable idea, which someone should have pointed out at the concept stage. It's just another proof that Jones lets everyone do whatever the fuck they want with no quality control or a cohesive vision. Most of their content suffers from this and even the current hard core will get tired of it because it's the same shit all the time.

>>386689013
I don't think Huber Hype was much different.

>>386688449
What are the highlight games or videos to watch from the 2 day stream?

Just started watching some of the mario sunshine video and a lot of them are hating on the game which suprised me. I also watched some of the Banjo Tooie video and they all seem to really hate it.

>>386689013
Final Bosman was pretty much the same thing though. Except for the bonus bits.

>>386689202
Huh? No it was varied as fuck about all kind of videogame topics and news. Aka the opposite of everything EZA is currently doing

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>do bosman at home
>kill it as soon as dorito pope gives you a job with youtube
>bring it back after that show died withing a month
>kill it after 2 episodes
>announce a new show for EZA
>its a fucking stick puppet show

fuck kyle

https://twitter.com/dbloodworth2/status/895399981711933440

I thought this was supposed to be Brad´s job?
Why does he get away with doing nothing?

>>386689497
That skit he did comparing Nintendo a student is ironic in hindsight considering that's pretty much what he does now.

Ben is a fucking normie that thinks he's a weeb because he watches shitty ass anime, his japan series was fucking embarassing to watch.

>>386689591
Brad is writing
Blood is editing/fixing

>>386689184
F-Zero, Mega Man 8, Jackbox, and Rondo of Blood

>>386689591
Blood is proofreading Brad's script.

>>386689591
>I thought this was supposed to be Brad´s job?
Blood's editing it I guess. Brad did the writing

>>386689184
I'd say WWE and Jackbox.

>>386689717
>not watching ezanime to make yourself feel superior to ben and his friends for scratching their heads over FLCL

>>386689906
Wait did they think FLCL was a 2deep4u show?

>>386689772
>Jackbox
Was shit. They're way too afraid to make funny comments.

>>386688638
???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHrQFizwB2g

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>>386689717
>Go to japan
>Brings NOTHING back, even the /v/ 2chan threads brings more
>No videos, no games impressions when TGS was happening
>Wouldn't talk about the more niche japanese games anyway because it might trigger Brad's girlfriend

>>386690184
Only once their trips get sponsors :^)

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>>386690050
i guess the extended audio version wasnt uploaded to the channel. thats even worse. fucking damiani.

>>386684095
Post pic of Kristen

>>386690385
Oh wow

>>386689497
As much as I love The Final Bosman and want it to come back, Bosman might be right. Trying to capture what's already been is what Ian and Huber are doing with their shows and they're just not as good.

https://www.patreon.com/mishakoz

lol

>>386690385
Jesus, that's one hell of a dumb oversight

>>386690634
That's actually depressing.

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>>386690464
>Brad literally dating a 4

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>>386690464

>>386690634
I don't get this guy, he gives them a lot of money, but wants some himself right away as soon as he starts making videos that don't get views to begin with

>>386690634
How much does he pay to EZA every month to get his name read on the podcast? Also he seems pretty desperate to get attention.

>>386690634
This dude creeps me out, and I don't even feel bad about this failed patreon of his because of how transparently he was trying to piggyback off of the success of EZA. When you can afford 400 bucks a month for a sponsorship why the hell would people invest in you to start, clearly you have the funds somewhere to at least build up some material.

>>386690750
That's a 6, bro. Also, check mine.

>>386679838
Why is Kyle the most popular Ally? I was not around for GT but he seems like a hipster asshole that is contrarian for the sake of being different.

He only likes niche weird games that nobody else likes and dismisses other games for simple things.
He comes across as a smug asshole yet everyone loves him.

>>386681547
Brad got a platinum on bloodborne, I don't get why he would have hard time in KH especially as obsessed with it as he is. Souls is hard for its genre and is one of the harder 3d action games ever made, of course it isn't as hard as stuff like Gradius and Metal Slug but it is still an objectively challenging game series. I can beat stuff like NES castlevania and Ninja Gaiden and many Shmups but it's still a reasonably challenging game.

>>386690750
Brad seems like a pretty chill guy and he's not bad looking either. What happened? Oh well, whatever keeps him happy.

>>386690908
That's an LA 3

>>386690750
Brads hairline alone deserves better

>>386690918
The smug asshole thing is entirely an act and he is nice to everyone, he seems like he has some legitimate depression and anxiety as a back story and it makes him seem relate-able and human. He is too much of a pussy and childish about his media choices but whatever.

>>386690908
maybe by your standards it is

>>386690908
6 on pictures, 4 live.
She's a fatty

>>386690750
She seems kind of cute and her personality is probably superior to an 8's and allows him to play a lot of games and watch anime regularly.

>>386690918
The Final Bosman.

>>386690750
Where's my 400 bucks a week for my animals!

>>386691149
Her personality is asking $400 for cat food

>>386691149
>her personality is probably superior to an 8's

see >>386690761

>>386691214
My cat died from normal cat food because it ended up poisoned so I can relate to wanting good cat food, but 400$ is insane. Sounds unhinged.

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Itt: posting eza girls

Heres how you fix Easy Allies.

>Cut out half the podcasts and podcasts that are disguised as something else.
It is impossible to listen to all the podcasts unless you're a neet that doesn't sleep.

>Ian and Damiani need to become background men and only appear as guest cameos in streams.
They are not front men since Damiani is autistic and Ian is an asshole that thinks he fake degrees means he should be in the spotlight.
Give Ian Easy update though.

>Force Kyle to do something.
He is the most popular Ally.

>Stream better games
Half of their streams are boring because the games are shit.

>Hire Don full time
Don is the most talented Ally and does well in front of the Camera. He is wasted.

>Ban nobody guests from streams
Brad's girlfriend and Ian friends suck the soul out streams.

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>>386690918
Kyle strives "perform" while on camera, rather than just being there. Like, even if Kyle streaming a bad game, he still makes it entertaining with constant commentary or chat Q&A whereas most the other guys just silently play their game with the occasional "oh that's cool" comment. Jones is also very good at this though.

>>386691050
I actually get the feeling that Bosman has some serious depression issues. I mean his favourite song ever is "Let Down" by Radiohead for christ sake.

>>386691050
>The smug asshole thing is entirely an act and he is nice to everyone
I don't know. Sometimes he sneaks some really mean comments in there.
Like in the latest Q&A he was trying to trigger Blood's autism on purpose and then went "Was just testing if Blood would go for 3 out of 3 in correcting me."
Or during the beach house thing when they were going to do that screencheating game and not everyone was there on time, he also had some comments that sounded half-joking but were also kind of harsh.
Makes it seem like it's only half an act.

>>386691303
Jones's wife has a cute af voice

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>>386691303
Remember when Kyle fucked a playboy model?

>>386691619
>Playboy model
>this thing

>>386691457
This might sound dumb, but is Blood genuinely autistic or just socially awkward?

What happened to Ian movie podcast?

>>386691710
Blood is just Egon

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>>386691619
based bosman

>>386681329
He is so incredibly inconsistent.

I heard those comments about XV and about had an aneurysm.

Other times he makes decent arguments.

>>386691619
This is a 30 year old man who played through Parappa The Rapper twice in a row on stream whilst wearing Parappa's hat. How did he do it?
>>386691690
http://www.gamnesia.com/news/nintendo-and-playboy-team-up-to-promote-bayonetta-2

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>>386691690
Yes

>>386691376
All comedians do.

>>386691710
Blood is just awkward. He clearly has no problem socializing.

Does huber and Ben have gfs??

>>386691895
Yeah. I know first hand how well photoshop works.

>>386691710
He is a hardcore christian and cant stand to talk to those dirty atheists

>>386681329
>I hate Mario Galaxy 2 because Mario's ship is dumb
>Legend of Zelda LttP has terrible sprites and has a dumb plot
>Meanwhile, Skyward Sword is a masterpiece because of context

Bloods wife (Amanda Krueger) anyone have a pic?

>Hey everyone, thank you so much for your continued support. We're so thrilled that we've decided to announce our hundredth new podcast "talking about anime and video games while eating burritos". We couldn't have done it without you. Don't forget to check out our thousands of hours of unedited streams as well.

>Hey Kyle, when are you going to start doing editorials again, AKA - the only reason modern GT had any views to begin with?
>???
>Thanks for the update Kyle.

>>386691953
Yes.

>>386681526
Jones seems like a good guy but he barely plays any games and his taste is shit, obsessed with Disney like a child.

>>386692020
You dont understanD man
SS has a bathroom
A BATHROOM

>>386681329
>>386692020
You forgot how he dropped final fantasy 6 because of mog, he has some serious shit taste.

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>>386684842

>>386692094
>>386692094
Name?

>>386692182
>>386681329
He likes digimon so I cant hate him

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>mfw huber thinks yakuza 2 is by far the worst yakuza game

>>386691303

Is Troop retarded?

>>386692260
Undisclosed AFAIK

>>386692308

It's no secret that Huber is a turbopleb.

>>386691772
It got something new yesterday. Still behind a 7 dollar patreon tier.

>>386691710
Who knows. Something is wrong with him though. He's constantly talking or making jokes with no one responding or laughing. It's really awkward.

>>386692363
Damn.. Not even a pic?

>>386692096
Jones is literally the glue holding the whole thing together.

>>386692325
How so?

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>those moments when it's 100% transparent that Ben is trying to emulate Huber's gimmick and overreacts to things

>>386692448
Nope they dont want to show them and I cant really blame them.
Ben went with his gf to Japan and didnt even refer to her by name but by camera ghost so obviously they are keeping their identities in the dark on purpose

>>386692501

I've only seen her a couple of times and she always says something retarded and non-sequitur.

If she's being funny or ironic, her delivery is amazing.

>>386692448

Why the fuck do you want to know that, you creep?

>>386692639
>creep
Tits or gtfo

>>386692448
At this point I think they've private'd the profiles, but I found Ben and Huber's gfs before. Their names have been said enough times. Even if I did have pics on hand, I wouldn't treat my boy Ben that way by exposing his looksmatched gf here.

>>386692394
At least he likes Kubrick, Paul Thomas Anderson, Shenmue and early Resident Evil. This is disgusting though.

>>386692840
Just looking to compare eza's girls

>>386692618
Which is fair enough. I wouldn't want my girlfriend getting stalked and harassed on the web by random creeps from 4chan either.

>>386692576
Ben is so socially awkward and anxious that I can forgive him some things like this that I normally wouldn't, like that repulsive No Mans Sky shit, at least he apologized unlike Ian who was 100X worse there.

>>386692840
Were either of them hot or nah?

>>386693024
I think if you include Kyle's ex:

Kyle > Jones > Ben > huber > Brad > blood

Unknown status
Damiani and Don

>give them a break
>come back
>same fucking shit and no growth
No wonder they shot shit canned with Gametrailers. Dudes are pretty likeable but god damn are they some of the most stagnant creators I've seen in a while.

>>386693024
Ben's was exactly as you'd expect from Ben, and Huber's was fine with nothing wrong or spectacular.

>>386693225
They need someone to take control

>check EZA, Gameslice and Kyle's personal channel every two months to see if he's started up a new version of the Final Bosman / Bosman at Home / Dear Bosman etc
>nothing
>leave

Only other thing I've watched of theirs since GT got put down was Brandon Plays Pokemon. I just can not be fucked to watch streams or podcasts.

>>386693218
damiani is a virgin and don is secretly gay

>>386693389
I heard Ian is bi but definitely bottoms to guys

>>386693292
>exactly as you'd expect from Ben
She also has a big head?

>>386693389
No way Damiani is a virgin at his age, even blood gets a girl

Haven't watched in a while and randomly checked in. There's some video of them in a beach house or some shit. Did they finally get an office or it's one of those "playing video games all day is hard and we need a break" type of thing?

>>386693292
So Ben's wasn't great then?
>>386693389
I can honestly imagine Don being with an absolute milf. That man's got a way with words.

>>386693293
Yeah, there's just no vision or plan for them. Dicking around on streams and shitting out podcasts can only get you so far. I'd prefer if they just stopped all that shit together, put in some extra leg work and did scripted stuff. It's clearly what they excel in but refuse to put in the effort.

>>386693491
blood gets pussy by working the wholesome christian rocker angle.

damiani is just a fat nintendo fanboy autist, hes never gotten a handjob.

>>386693225
I want to say that with a studio and them all working full time things will get better, but I don't think they'll get a studio unless their content improves right now.

>>386693218
>>386693442

Ian>jones>brad>huber>ben>blood
Don and Damiani and Kyle are alone right now

>>386684842
>when you get friendzoned so hard by a married woman that you become a woman

It used to make me really fucking uncomfortable when he'd blatantly throw hints at her constantly back in GT. Definition of an orbiter.

>>386692841

He's such a consumerist, he was bound to stumble onto good shit along the way. It's amazing how concerned he is with gobbling up all the latest Hollywood schlock.

>>386693506
The latter. But to be fair they streamed 50 hours non stop so it's not like there was no work put in. I think uploading schedules for their regular videos stayed the same as well.

Easy Allies has sort of gone to shit. They need to trim the fat and get an office.

Fire Damiani and Ben. Tell Ian to stop being such a genderqueer and to just talk about video games. Guilt-trip Kyle into making a real show. Figure out if Brad brings in more fangirl bucks than he costs. They don't need 9 fucking people.

>>386684842
There's one thing to be out there and try to be one of these trendy hipster kids from brooklyn, but this just seems so far beyond that. Like, the dude seems genuinely fucked up in some respects. I've heard him say that he got help from a psychiatrist for his depression and shit but clearly that shrink didn't do his job well.

>>386693671
Wait, Ian's got a girlfriend?

I like them but I'm not watching until they start putting out proper shows and editorials again.

It was fine in the beginning of the channel because I figured they were still getting their sea legs but well over a year later there's no excuse.

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>>386693959
Well, kind of. Ian still believes that Elyse is his girlfriend.

>>386693943

Fire Ben? What the fuck are you talking about?

If anything, fire Brad. He does fuck all for the channel. Complete dead weight.

>>386694219
She was actually but obviously not any longer

Jesus christ, get the fuck out you fucking faggot. Go to neogaf of you want to discuss sjw ecelebs. Fucking cancer

>>386690750
It's weird. Brad and maybe Jones are the only allies I'd be nervous for my own gf to be around. Dude is legit handsome and just fucking wastes it on some psycho. Though, he does seem like a retard so maybe it's a perfect match?

>>386694225
Fire none but hire someone to take control and give them direction. They each can do awesome fun things if someone pushes them too

>>386680457
I know what you mean. I'm so turned off by Ian's character, female edgelord warlock buzzkill is possibly the worst PC I can imagine.

>>386694310
lol

>>386694380
It's even worse because thats the character he plays in every fucking fiasconauts. Haha I am a female who perfectly handles most situations and are basically just a mouthpiece for how I, Ian hincks would solve this problem.

Not vidya. Sage.

>>>/reddit/

>>386694603
lol

How big is Reggie? How many people have to die for him to be president of Nintendo?

>>386694603
Oh shit boys he saged a thread at 286 replies, its over

>>386694694
Autism

>>386691895
Based Kyle

No one wants you underage faggots here, so why don't you go back to where you came from?

https://www.reddit.com/r/UneasyAlliance/
https://www.reddit.com/r/UneasyAlliance/
https://www.reddit.com/r/UneasyAlliance/

>>386694678
Not his cup of tea. People also heavily overestimate how much power a single guy has over a company

>>386694225
I'm trying to make financially sensible decisions. I would fire Brad, but he might bring in lots of fangirl money. I doubt anyone donates mainly for Ben.

Also he's a dumb weab with no good opinions. And everyone hates Fatmiani.

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>>386694936

>>386694796
>>386694936
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9McGKrxOnB8

>>386678871
I don't get it, honestly Bosman at Home was just as good, if not a little less, he just needs to somewhat write a script, sit in front of a camera and talk, that's it.

https://streamable.com/v0342

Did he do it, /v/?

>>386684043
Thanks senpai

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>you will never co-op Streets of Rage at Huber and Brad's gay sleepovers

>>386695181
When was this? Also yes

>>386694979

Ben has the second most watched show in the channel. Brad is not fucking Brad Pitt. At most he's bringing a couple fat girls in.

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>>386695181
>Tokyo Ghost shirt

As if Don wasn't already the best guy in EZA, he manages to surpass expectation

What's going to be their GotY?

>>386695441
Zelda or Mario obviously.

>>386695441
smart money is mario oddesey

>>386695441

Huber, Ian, Damiani, Don, Brad, Blood
>Zelda

Ben
>Persona

Jones
>Something Western AAA or Mario Odyssey

Kyle
>Mario Odyssey

>>386695552
>>386695554
>>386695693
Mario Odyssey isn't even out yet

>>386695801
But it will be at the end of the year

>>386693959
>>386694219
>People actually do e-celeb girlfriend gossip on /v/
Please just end this board.

>>386695693
Jones will push horizon and huber might endorse evil within 2 depending on how good it is.

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>>386692308
I literally cannot even comprehend this opinion.

>>386695693
I think this is pretty accurate.

It's funny how down they were on Zelda before release, and how much their opinions changed after having played the game.

>>386694979
The point of Easy Allies is the members of Game Trailers coming together to continue working together in "video game journalism". If Brandon started firing people just to save money fans would get pissed, because if I'm not mistaken that's exactly what Viacom started doing with GT staff.

>>386696456
Didnt they all love it?

>>386695181
Why is every word that Don speaks so engaging?

>>386696336
Jones gave Horizon 4 stars, equal to an 8/10. I don't think he liked it more than Zelda.

>>386695441
Money is on Zelda at the moment. Brad and Ben will probably vote for Persona as their GOTY but everyone else will go with either Mario or Zelda, depending on how good the former is.

>>386696456
I thought they were all excited for it?

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>>386695181

fuck, the way he narrate and describe things it's so entertainment

>>386676063
NOT FUCKING VIDEOGAMES

THERE IS ZERO VIDEOGAMES DISCUSSION IN THIS THREAD

DELETE THIS SHIT

>>386689906
I can appreciate the fact that you might, also not that guy, but that's exactly why I didn't watch it.

They need to:

-Immediately shitcan Ian, Bloodworth and Damiani (optionally Brad too (what does he even do?))
-bring Don in more to make up for the loss of Ian editing
-cut down on making a dozen 5 hour podcasts
-cut down on streaming games for hours and hours
-and use that freed up time to focus on creating shorter form well-produced videos
-more Don's Discount Gaming or whatever else he wants to do
-force Kyle to do a Final Bosman thing
-Huber Hype needs to become better
-???

aka shit that's never going to happen

>>386696662
>>386697116
The loved it at E3 last year, but then as more information came out about the game several of them started saying that the game was going to end up as a mess.

There's a Frame Trap from shortly before the game's release where they make a top 10 GOTY candidates list based on the year ahead. Ben is really hesitant to put BotW as a candidate at all, and Ian and Jones are openly shitting on the game.

>>386689906
>dude I'm like such a super otaku weeb
>only reviews and plays the most mainstream casual shit
Why do people like Ben again? Dude has no credibility in anything he says he enjoy. His favorite fucking band is Metallica for fucks sake.

>>386696662
This was around the time Kyle was very anti-Nintendo

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>>386697424
Huber always talks about Top 10s that he'd like to do. He should do some in place of some Syndrome episodes.

>>386697762
I thought his favorite music was some faggy woman that sings sad shit
I remember looking it up once, forgot her name tho

>>386697424
>shitcan Bloodworth
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

>>386676561
One time I tried to make an EZA thread during one of the betting specials and got hit with a 3 day vacation from the mods. So, according to them, it's not vidya.

>during the Sunshine stream Ian goes from praising the game to hating it in the span of less than an hour of him playing

Also

https://youtu.be/vsGMakguSE8?t=10024

kek

>>386698294
Literally what does he do? Liaise with publishers? Organise the office?
He could easily be replace by software.

>>386698434
Tbh the controls are shit

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>>386698447
>he doesn't know

>>386698447
Bloodworth has the most extensive industry out of all of them and are the only reason they can get access (and therefore coverage) above what their subscriber count "should" give them.

>>386697382
Let's change that. What's your favourite video game and why?

>>386698447
Bloodworth easily does the most actual work of anyone in EZA with the exception of maybe Jones. Nothing would get done without him.

>>386698238
when was that webm?

>>386698447

He has connections. Him and Brandon are the ones getting them appointments and review codes.

>>386697424
Well Brandon isn't going to fire his friends for no reason.

>>386695181
The way Don speaks.... Love him

Didn't they mention something like Jones is one of the guys who COULD fire people?

>>386698434
Mario sunshine is not as good as I was led to believe

>>386697593
Ah, fair enough. I remember that episode but I don't remember this specific moment.
>>386698191
When was Kyle ever anti-Nintendo? He lost his shit over the Super Mario Odyssey reveal and pre-ordered a Switch.
>>386698447
Has connections and all review scripts go through him before being recorded.

>>386698953
>When was Kyle ever anti-Nintendo?
When he did that anti-Miyamoto video

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>>386698828
>>386698681
They're all equal partners in the business (except for maybe Damiani who wouldn't have been able to put his name on the business documents at inception) but they just look to Jones for defacto leadership.

>>386698447
Just because someone isn't on camera doesn't mean he doesn't do anything.

Off the top of my head
>manages appointments with publishers/devs for interviews, events, etc.
>is the one in contact with publishers/devs via connections
>organizes schedules
>does reviews
>goes over all review scripts
>organizes twitch channel and uploads almost all content to youtube
>handles the forums
>etc

He's basically the organizer of the group. Most of the allies would not be able to fill his shoes. Ben or Brandon could in theory probably do it, but Brandon is already pretty overworked and Ben does a fuckton of stuff as is.

>>386698828

he can't, they are all cofounders. If he could, he'll fire Damiani

>>386698828
Well without Jones there would have been no GT or EZA, so he could fire any of them if he wanted.

>>386698953
Kyle has never been Anti-Nintendo, but for very brief moments sometimes his hatred of Miyamoto overrides his love for Nintendo. The worst he gets towards the company outside of Miyamoto is the elephant metaphor.

>>386698953
>>386698679
>>386698619
>>386698546
>>386698502
Fine, keep him. But keep him behind the scenes.
The guy is excitement POISON.

Also he needs to cut his hair, you can't be heavily balding AND have longass metal hair.

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post your favourite moments

>>386699169
>ian getting triggered

haha get fukt

>>386699035
Anti-Miyamoto and has compared Nintendo to a big dumb elephant. He still loves their games.
>>386699041
Jones' garage is literally their work space and from what I can tell he's the one who organised their meetings prior to the inception of EZA, so he's kind of the glue holding it together.
>>386699067
He went out of his way to get Damiani back working with them after he got fired from GT (which definitely wasn't his choice). There's no way he'd fire him.

>>386699067

I like Damiani because he's the only one that has clear negative opinions on things. The others seem to care way too much about Love and Respect