Have I ever had a girlfriend? Pfff-yeah, totally, I've had

The fact that her and the teacher are virgins despite looking that truly baffles me like fuck off.

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>>386643982
her sister ain't a virgin anymore

>>386643982
This is Japan, if you're a woman you either have sex or you have a career, you can't have both.
It's the same with men only replace sex with sleep.

>>386643982
>Kawakami
>virgin

AHAHAHAHAHA
No way, purity fag

>>386643982
Welcome to asian culture, decency first.

>>386643982
where the fuck does the game ever say they're virgins

>>386643879
If only there was an option to romance the more aged nijima.

>>386644108
Delusional weeb. This only is relevant to idol culture.

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Nah P5 cakes are not virgins so they can teach Joker a few things

>>386644396
>Teaching a virgin how to fuck only for the student to take these lessons to heart and fuck you senseless in time.
Memories.

>>386643982
>teacher
>virgin
>is a prostitute

>>386644643
I don't think her job was "prostitute" tier.

She did mention about
>Sister company
which she heavily implied real deal full package prostitution.

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What do you think is in there, lads?

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>>386644078
True

>>386644772
I've never seen someone so deep into negation.

>>386644928
Why would that information be on the internet?

>>386647038
She could check what she's buying online

>>386646637
I wonder what Johnny Cool-Shades would have as his persona. He should've been the protag.

>>386643982
>in-game anime artstyle versus what they actually look like from a human perspective
>kawakami also sells her goddamn body
>sae is also a huge bitch to everyone around her
think for 5 seconds, retard

>>386646996
Negation is not the only thing i go deep into
Call me;)

>>386647470
The real reason is that it would upset waifufags though

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*Fucks Mishima, Ryuji, Yusuke, Iwai and Shinya*

>>386647882
The girls too

>>386647882
Would fuck mishima 10/10.
Fucking adorable little zero.

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>>386647882
>Tfw no homo relationship with yusuke

IS NOT FAIR!

>>386643982
It's anime fantasy wish fulfillment bullshit. Even if the chick is a cunt, there are guys out there who are willing to put up with that just because she's aesthetically pleasing.

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>>386648075

>>386643879
I don't get it, why would having dozens of boyfriends mean that you had a GF?

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She'll be the lonely, desperate aunt to her sister's children.

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>>386648075
>tfw wanting to be gay
I'm sorry anon

>>386648215
And she will become their cum dump

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>>386648341
>Will never fuck aunt Sae and make her angry by saying "Don't you want to win?"
>She'll never turn the tables, straddle you and fuck your brains out

>>386648341
But Makato and Joker will have 3 daughter and no son

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>>386647996
>Not leading him on purposely then rejecting him

Wrong answer anon. Ignoring the horrible left drawing, I'd totally lightly bully FemMishima and reject her feelings.

>>386648341
>>386648215
>>386648580
>>386648773
How far into your headcanons you people are?
How lonely do I have to be to make all this fanfiction?

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>>386648994
I just have an imagination. I just think up random shit with any of the routes.

>>386648994
>>386649212
You can do it if you try anon, join us.

None of the adults are virgins. It's just impossible. This isn't 4chan you faggots

>>386648994
I'm amazed that people even waste their time caring about the characters in this game. An expanded edition would hopefully fill in all of the plot-holes and add character development to the entire cast. Everyone felt so incomplete.

>>386650896
Sojiro is a pretty likely suspect. An eternal orbiter.

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>>386648075
>tfw we will never have a same-sex romance option
>tfw we won't get so much as a single character, like in Eugenics Simulator: Fates
>tfw even if we do, the whole S.Link will probably be centered around their sexuality rather than their actual character
>tfw we will never know peace from this hell

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>>386643879
This is the first time that a hairstyle has given me a full erection.

>>386651059
Nice try, but no.

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>>386652059
Same. Based japs can make almost anything look good to me

There is no such thing as a lonely female. Only men can truly know what it means to be alone.

>>386651138
Did u forget HOO BOY
He was a real nigga

>>386643879
If there's no sae romance option in crimson or whatever it's going to be called I'm not getting it