>IF YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR SCHOOL, YOU'RE TOO

>>386625315
i was able to reason with my mom on this one that it was bullshit. One, I barely ever take sick days, two I actually am sick, three playing video games can be done from a comfy chair with a blanket over me so it's way easier than going to school.

>>386625315
Fine, I'll lay in bed and watch porn then... happy now?

>>386625315
It's 3 am so I'm obviously sick in the head already.

>>386625315
>tfw had a crush on Melcom's mom
Her yelling made me hard

>>386625315
I just ignored her, made a joke, and went into my room to play games.

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>>386626213
I bet you enjoyed the episode where Reese started unknowingly fantasized about her after reading her old diary and when she cut out the models heads in his pornp mags to replace them with pictures of her.

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>>386625315
>Mildly sick one day, say fuck it and play it up so I can stay home
>Get caught checking the Smash Dojo in the morning because my dad brought home soup for me
>He leaves again and I go back to reading the Dojo updates with soup

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>>386626093
As long as you're not playing any of those video games I'll be happy. You call me if you need any help sweetie.

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>>386626646
Gotta love those filenames that are exactly describing everything going on in an image.

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>>386626808
I'm not quite sure what you're talking about, anon.

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>>386626808

>>386625954
underage

>>386626808
why would anyone pay money for that?
wtf???

>>386625315
>30 year old manchildren reminisce about when they were 12 years old because that was the only time in their lives that they didn't feel pathetic
Do yourself a favor and kill yourself instead of making these shit threads.

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>>386627526
Don't tell anyone.

>>386627617
Jokes on you asshole, I have never once not felt pathetic

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>>386627587
I'm suprised some people like yourself never paid for a picture of a short bald fat man making a weird face with his arms raised in a fighting stance.

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>>386627816
I know that feel anon ;-;

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>>386626808
They also have a weird obsession with putting hackers in balaclavas.

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>>386627483
Something wrong officer?

>>386628154
A-are you not wearing yours right now?

>>386628330
I'm wearing 7 of them right now.

>>386627927
yeah you're right. I need to get my shit together

>>386627617
I'm 31.

>>386628442
At least you acknowledge you're priorities aren't straight and you're not in denial like some people.

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>>386628442
>>386628864
Appears I'm so set on setting you straight I forgot to post some motivation subject matter.

>>386628420
subtle vintage meme
very nice

>>386627816
>>386628609
^ fuckin hut you down didn't it, cuck.
>>386627617

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>>386627617
Jokes on you, I'm doing it at 20.
I'm an unemployed apprentice electrician and it's all downhill from here