Why didn't you guys tell me how fun this game is? I'm

>>386612172
Is this another one of those "2 hours of addiction and drop" game?

>>386612172
It's fun, but easy.
>>386612260
If you want to experience all the stuff, no. If you want to set up a working farm and call it a day, yes.

>>386612172
It's fun, but I wish it had more content and longevity like Stardew Valley.

>Can't get belly inflation by the slimes

>>386613639
I like the way you think

>>386612172
Quite a few people like it, but quite a few people hate it from the sjw shoehorning

>>386613680
They should've made it into a fetish game. Allowing you to get filled with slimes and impregnated by them, breeding different species of slimes and what not.

>>386613639
Go request it from the Drawthread. There's probably someone perverted enough to do it lurking.

>>386613961
and the option to play as a femboy or a girl

>>386614206
You're making me horny.

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>>386613949
>SJW shoehorning

Someone redpill me on this, I'm always looking for simple games my mom can play. I have to get her off candy crush.

>>386616205
>You are a Nigger Lesbian with blue hair who sets out to make her name as a Slime farmer
>The game provides a hands-on tutorial for the basic stuff and the advanced stuff and supplies an encyclopedia on almost everything except the keybind for the Blast key (Q) which you get to use after buying a specific upgrade
>Gather Slimes, interbreed them, raise them, harvest their poop and sell it for money
>Explore to find new Slimes and sights
Pirate it if you aren't sure. Monomi Park don't put DRM in their games.

There's less to do in this game than No Man's Sky, and I'm not trolling.

>>386615958
The protagonist is now some multicolor-haired hipster of unspecific brown ethnicity, who may or may not be a lesbian in the typical tumblr method of character design.

I could have done without that.

>>386616879
isnt it like, barely even a part of the game, you can ignore it pretty easy, you get some end credits when the girl back on earth sends you her last letter but nothing beyond that

>>386616973
Yes it is barely part of the game but as you have seen, shitposters will ALWAYS falseflag

>>386616973
I'm not up in arms over it, someone asked so I just described the situation.

Either way, it's tacky character design though.

>>386617113
I think mostly just the face could use work, not a fan of the black button eyes

>>386616879
>>386617068
>>386617113
>>386615958
The girl who sends her letters is. And she keeps talking about how she's discovering her sexuality in a foreign planet. Rather than talking about the planet itself.
I would be fine if it's just a side thing with her being gay, but the amount of detail they go into makes the discovery reports a lesbian love story.
It's in bad taste

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>>386617429
>she's discovering her sexuality in a foreign planet
Why did a cute little game about collecting slime poops have to be the vehicle for this message?

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>>386617634
>actually paying attention to the letters

>>386617634
Too many people close their ears and pretend people aren't trying to push agendas years ago, now its popping up in *your* game and there's nothing we can do about it

>>386612172
I suggest you go slow, endgame is kind of lacking RN. I'm 126 days in, grinded all 7zee levels and just running around looking for more gilded ginger

>>386617870
Don't lay this at my feet. Even if people had loudly opposed this it wouldn't change anything. In fact, it might have even accelerated it. Liberals like nothing more than a target to paint on someone's back. "Unite against this common enemy, everyone! It's a biggotphobe!"

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>>386617634
allow my captcha answer to it

I quite like the character's design...

>>386618459
>slime face mc when everyone else had a normal face
Nah

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>>386613639
I want to eat those slimes!

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>>386618654
sorry, i'm not sure what you mean?
are you saying her face looks too cartoony or something?

>>386620679
just wish they'd change the eyes

How long are we talking for this game?

>>386620679
>didn't give her a little helmet with glowing eyes like spiral knights

What a shame

>>386620679
Look at the people you see on the ranger exchange then her

>>386612172
Because Jim Sterling played it.

>>386618654
All the other characters have similar eyes what are you talking about? This is like false flaggers saying "t-they made her black!" when she's always been black.

>>386623010
This thread is already treading close to the usual political shitstorm, don't you fucking bring it in here

Anyways, in the ranger range you see a stylized version of other ranchers, but they look a lot better than the mc, Im really weirder out by her black dot eyes, which wouldve been fine on a chibi character but she isn't, also red nose is stupid

>>386612172
>Addicted
Not in 5 hours when you run out of content bucko. Still a nice little game, should just have a lower price.

>>386620679
It's the eyes, they look out of place. It seems like they did not design around the beady eyes even though they should have.
Surprised that her design is kind of shit overall considering it's apparently the spiral knights guys behind this. Wouldn't be so bad if her hair was a warm color, no fucking clue why they went with blue.

>>386613639

Tell me about inflation dobson

>>386623920
the blue of her hair should be closer to the blue of the vacuum gun or more purple, instead of the mint/teal they went with

>>386618307
>allow my captcha answer to it
is this grammatically correct

I want a rad slime inside me! I want it to irradiate my insides!

>>386624419
I wanna pet the cat slime

>>386624658
I want to fuck the flower one.

>>386624913
i want the water slime to penetrate my orifices!

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stop shilling shit game
>>386616205
The red-pill is that this is a terrible farm sim.
You can't raise a wide veriety of animals or grow attached to the slimes, they're literally balls stuffed in a box. You shoot food in and suck shit out.
You can't customize your ranch to match your taste, or self-insert (because the thrilling tale of this pastel haired cunt needs to be told).
The only LI is a gender amorphous faggot on another planet.

If these are actually the people from Spiral Knights, than a game where you're a knight hunting down and raising a veriety of mobs on a multi-terrain ranch is already a more interesting premise. They already have Jellies anyway.

>>386625582
>Jellies
Monomi doesn't own the rights to Spiral Knights.

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ITS REAL GUYS CHECK IT OUT

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>>386624658
This, but with my dick, because it loves meat like normal filthy dirty disgusting penis loving cats.
Normally it would eat meat but it's insane desire for a semen only propels it to suck for that juicy white sticky thick liquid it's always been craving like the disgusting cum guzzling sick slut that it is.

>>386626127
I don't care anymore. looks like shit.

>>386626331
Seek council, friend.

>>386612260
I got pretty fucking bored running out and back to my ranch over and over. And that's with speed upgrades.

>>386617429
she likes girls and is away from her gf, she has to be getting desperate to try and make slime girls.

>>386626518
The game 'really' picks up when you get the expansion house.
I really feel like thy should've made it really cheap as incentive to do so.
I highly recommend it, even more than other upgrades

>>386612260
Sorta, the slimes is cute but it gets boring pretty quick.

>>386617634
everything is now political

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>>386618654
>slime face mc when everyone else had a normal face

Of the three other people people 'in the game' that you can actually see eyes on, one has the mc's eyes and the other two have very stylized eyes with almost nothing but dots and lashes.

>>386612260
Basically, yeah. You run around and collect the slides, make them fuck, collect a bunch of money, then get more slides until you run out of areas to explore. Not that big of a game, not that great either. Pick it up for 5 bucks on sale.

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>>386620679

>tumblr nose

>>386617429
kek seriously?

>>386617429
I don't remember this shit in the beta months ago