VALVE JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW GAME IT'S A FUCKING Dota Card

>>386600808
>WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING

literally fucking atrocious

if there was need for more proof that valve is a fucking terrible company that only cares about money then this is it

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proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2JbU8Gkx_w

>>386600808
sauce you fat piece of shit worthless kike

>>386600885
ANOTHER FUCKING CARD GAME ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU GOD DAM FAT KIKE

gotta revenge on blizzord for stealing hat fortress game idea.

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>this is why they hired Day9 for TI7 instead of someone good
>so he would shill their shitty cardgame instead of Hearthstone

Valve is creatively bankrupt.

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>>386600808
>tfw you're not sure if you should be laughing at how fucking big of a troll Valve has become with it's fans or sad that they're devoid of any actual quality output for gaming these days

>>386600808
wow i guess they saw a fucking money pit genre that they weren't a part of and just HAD to get in.

when did valve become such money hungry bastards?

I don't even want HL3 any more. Not from this Valve. It'd probably just be microtransactions.

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Crowd reaction from live announcement says it all:

https://twitter.com/nickisnixed/status/895091539025698816/video/1

Never have so many people been disappointed at once.

>>386600885
I love the "a brand new" part of the title.

>>386600808
https://twitter.com/nickisnixed/status/895091539025698816/video/1

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>>386600885
>we were waiting for L4D3
>got this instead
as if Valve needed more fucking MONEY

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>>386601421
Well, nevermind.
You were faster

gay ben you are a worthless piece of shit

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>>386600885

WHAT THE FUCK

valve hasn't made an actual game since half life 2, everything "valve" has made has just been from the groups of people they absorbed under their banner, mostly everyone that modded half life 1 into completely different games

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>>386600808
Should I just end it now? This pretty much seals the deal that Valve gives absolute 0 fucks about HL3 and is never making it yes/?

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GABE = LITERAL GOD
GABE = LITERAL GOD
GABE = LITERAL GOD
GABE = LITERAL GOD
GABE = LITERAL GOD

Is this how Metroid and Megaman fans feel all the time? I don't envy you dudes.

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WHY, WHY?

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE LEFT FOR DEAD 3 AND HALF LIFE 3?

I fucking hope the last remaining games to be announced are those two, if not, riot.

>>386600808
Of course it is. Big companies like Valve literally only want something that they can be lazy and just constantly make money on.

>tfw when fucking card games were what killed vidya

I would have never imagined that shitty past time would do this.

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>>386600885

>>386600808
Woah I didn't know Valve still made video games. Good for them

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>>386601818
>Metroid fans
They're literally getting two new games.
Other fanbases have suffered for far longer than their whiny asses. Metroid was never dead in the first place. You want a dead franchise, look no further.

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>>386600808
(((((((((((((((((((((((NEW GAME))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>386601835
All good writers and designers that worked in the previous games fucking left the company. Just get over it, HL3 is never gonna happen.

>have open and free philosophy where developers are allowed to make any game they can imagine
>they make absolutely nothing

This is why structure is absolutely necessary.

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>>386600878
>my sides have gone through all 9 circles of hell killing every hellspawn in their way

>>386600808
>There are people right now who will still piss on Gabe even though he's more successful than they ever will be, ever. All because of hats.

>Gwent
>Hearthstone
>Shadowverse
>that Elder Scrolls game
>a ton of lesser known and/or failed shit (Chronicles, Duelyst)
We don't need any more, why are they doing this

>>386602064
Without organization, we're no better than crazy beasts.
Gaben just doesn't care anymore.

>>386602129
no, they piss on him because he's an autistic video game maker who has unlimited funding to make any game he wants and live like a king for the rest of his life

and chooses to make unoriginal garbage

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I fucking hate valve. Greediest company I've ever seen.

>>386602064
This is why Thomas Hobbes was, is and forever will be right.

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>>386601508
>>386600808

>TF2 skins and gambling
>CSGO gambling they never lift a finger to stop
>Portal 2 profiteering off player made content
>Attempts paid mods with Bethesda
>Sits on ass and just rakes in dough from other companies through store without spending any back into said store for maintaining it or quality control
>Now card games

Jesus, why the fuck does anyone care about this shitty company again?

>>386602235
And he STILL has the capital to keep pissing people off even though they can still play his old greats. I hope he keeps it up.

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>>386602340
Because they were once great...

VALVE IS FUCKING FINISHED

https://twitter.com/nickisnixed/status/895091539025698816/video/1

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we have chinese cartoon hearthstone
slav hearthstone
beat that dead horse heartstone
those fucking tryhard to cashgrab from retards then never finish the game hearthstone
and that's it we'll never see a fuccking half life 3

>>386602340
Like fucking seriously what the fuck else do they want? They have a fuck load of money already and are giants in some fields. Like what the fuck is this shit! Are they trying to fund for a new country or some shit??

>>386601421
valve really should release HL3 soon

people are always saying how it would be a disappointment and lose them goodwill but until they do every announced project of theirs is going to have more and more people hating on it for not being HL3 as every year passes

>>386601835
Even if they did happen with nu-Valve, they would be skinnerbox shit with constant microtransactions probably. If this is how low they are willing to stoop, I'm not sure I want to see them attempt a real game.

i just want a new fps or adventure game or multiplayer game from valve

>>386602551
>release
Are you implying this shit is even in development?

>>386601421

Funniest live gaming disappointment since FF 14's reveal.

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>>386600808
PIN THE FUCKING THREAD, MODS

A LEGENDARY GAMING COMPANY JUST RELEASED A GAME, DON'T BE FAGS.

>>386600885
Christ they should just open a casino at this point.

>making another TCG in an already horribly oversaturated market
>announcing it literally a day before Hearthstone's next expansion
>it's based entirely on a MOBA with no prior lore to fall back on
Valve why, it's been years without anything from them and they pull this shit

>>386602064
>>386602216
>>386602318

Perfect Dark was made by developers who were left alone and had no oversight from the publishers. You should watch the mini-documentary they made about it. And it was great. Problem is that Valve's leadership is just shit. I don't doubt that there are people in that company that want to make games, but I'm sure they are told that only ideas which draw unlimited money are allowed.

>>386602726
no

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I used to be the ultimate Valve cocksucker, so I guess I got what I deserved.

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>>386600885
This can't be fucking real. This must be some sort of ruse, something leading to something more than a Hearthstone clone

>>386602064
>>386602318

>EA
>Ubisoft
>Warner Brothers

Because structured corporations are so much better.

>>386602854

>leadership

You basically just raped me.

>>386602854
I assume the PD dev team still had internal structure

valve has no such thing, no outside pressure and no inside pressure, except if rumors are to be believed they've got ridiculous high school cliques that try to bully each other into doing shit

>>386602754
>legendary

Valve is nothing in today's gaming. Nothing but a bunch of filthy greedy jews. I wish for the day that they die.

>>386602921

Valve was great once. Those days are long gone.

>>386600808
Everyone who cries about it being a card game needs to get off their asses and make their own games.

well, gabe sure knows where the money is, cant wait for cosmetic dlcs to make my favorite waifu cards foil. Hope it has nice mechanics like mtg and not the typical hs bullshit

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>>386600885
>from a paragon of PC gaming with an unreliable release schedule but flawless track record
>to this

Gabe I used to hold you in such high regard. I'm more saddened than anything else.

>>386602956
Get back to fucking your pony plush, Gaben.

>>386602956

Yeah, they are way better than Valve at this point.

>>386602854
I honestly believe this is the case. Valve made good games once, with the same structure. They switched focus from creativity to $$$, hence things like the paid mods bullshit. No coincidence that many creative types left Valve in the past few years.

>>386602542
I'm convinced that companies like Google and Valve and Apple are why slavery exists.

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>>386600885
what did we do to deserve this /v/ ???

>>386603202
You were optimistic.

>>386602956
At least they make games

>>386602754
Announced a game not released

Fuck, i'm gonna play half life 2 deathmatch forever, this game is what is game suppose to be, FUN, and only that.

Seriously, it is just me or american studio are becoming shitier? can we only trust japanese and other foreign studio?

>>386602535
What is chinese and bead the dead horse clones?

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RICOCHET
TWOOOOOOOOOO

>>386601508
Valve can't count to three

>>386602993
I don't believe this. Is there any evidence of this. I mean, I understand having a "work on what you want". But you're telling me they don't have company goals? Nothing to work towards? I mean you gotta work on something.

>Another P2W "game"
This is what you get for defending hats in TF2. This is what you get for defending TF2's Mannconomy. This is what you get for defending the Steam Marketplace.

>>386600808
why are people mad? its still better than nothing

>>386600885
why the fuck are card video games even a thing
way to take advantage of the medium

>>386603308
probably shadowverse
eternal, elder scrolls legends, who knows what else. there's loads of this shit

>>386603365
TF2 was fine.

The real cancer are dota 2 and cs go, without these two, we would have got an half life 3.

>>386603048
>flawless track record
Half-Life is the only good game they've ever released.

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>>386600808
>>386600885
Do you guys remember when Valve was one of the most beloved and respected developers in the industry who were behind multiple high quality and influential games?
What happened?
Is Steam just a hell of a drug?

>all these astroturfing shills with the faux hate
lmaoing @ u, valve is still far better than your shitty-ass company

>>386603048
To be fair, it's not released yet and it might actually be good but announcing another digital TGC was a bad idea. Making booths were you can already play it would've been smarter.

Also it was bound to happen. I think at the second Internation there were trading cards and the hero selection screen was card based too

>>386600885
>inb4 they add hats to this as well

>>386603385
you know what happend to the last person who said better than nothing

>>386603356
I got the impression that you got to work on whatever you wanted, but if you didn't prove yourself useful to the company you might be let go, so it's just a shitfest of backstabbing, bootlicking and going for easy targets

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>>386603407
they are highly addictive gacha games that let companies sell gambling to children without breaking the law

>>386602854
That's not my point. Of course there are good games made by indie companies, but surely they were organized and had a set goal; to make a good game that would sell, otherwise they would go bankrupt.

My point is Valve as a company is a fucking mess with that "do whatever you want lol" mindset. They get paid just to maintain Steam and their shitty multiplayer games and that's it. Why bother with making good games if they can survive without it? That's their fucking mentality, and that's why we'll never see HL3, unless we ditch their services for good, but wait, they're a fucking monopoly so this never gonna happen.

>>386603108
>creative types left Valve
Where then there's the problem. What was Gaben thinking? That's some ridiculous shit. I think, maybe more so than any other company, Valve might be the best example of why just because a company becomes super rich doesn't mean that it's a good thing or that they release things people want.

>>386603438
>The real cancer are dota 2 and cs go
Which were direct results of people accepting the cancer that TF2 started.

The entire microtransaction-based loot box cancer that is in every multiplayer shooter now is directly TF2's fault.

>>386603385
silence is golden duct tape is silver.

I still have hope they will release an FPS. It might not be half life but it will be great. And highly moddable, and kick start a fantastic modding scene and be just like the good old goldsrc

>>386603441
>Half-Life is the only good game they've ever released

And pretty much the only game they've made that wasn't a ripped off from the modding gcomunity

>>386603532
>had a set goal
Pretty sure this is the key to the issue. Having a "do whatever you want" structure isn't inherently bad as long as "whatever you want" works towards some goal. Like choose what parts of a project you want to work on, but you need the project to get done.

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>>386600885
>>386600808

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>tfw a controller is the only worthwhile thing Valve has done in like a half a decade, maybe more

>>386603571
DELET THIS HAT 2 IS THE BEST THING EVER!11!1!

>>386603654
>And pretty much the only game they've made that wasn't a ripped off from the modding gcomunity
True, although it is ripped off from Quake since GoldSrc is just a modified Quake engine. So really, Valve has always profited off of the work of others.

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>>386603571
WHY DID I BUYED TF2 HATS BACK THEN, FOR ME IT WAS FINE, ONLY COMESTIC AND NOTHING IMPORTANT.

DID I HELP TO DOOM VALVE?

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>>386600885
kill me, pete

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>>386601421

>all these mentions of HL in this thread

Do you think any sort of new HL game would live up to the absurd expectations that have build up at this point? At least if Valve doesn't actually release proper games and makes bank with all sorts of other shit there will always be people believing that maybe someday it will come out.

Even if it does come out it would suck, who at Valve at this point even knows how to make and write a game?

>>386603465
TCG is a red flag. Its a game that heavily relies on luck to get good cards which you can only get from RNG.

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I hurt myself today

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>>386603715
>that giant d-pad
>that blank space that's supposed to be a second joystick
>those tiny facebuttons
>that ugly flat design
>asymetric joystick meme

yeah anon totally

>>386603795
You speak the fucking truth
Back then i bought some keys and used the market none stop for money. And all i did was feed this fat dragon who sits a top his stolen gold.

>>386603907
>I get my opinions from youtubers: The post

>>386601303
this, so fucking sad, i don't want it either they are just going to rape it in the ass, lets not even mention episode 3...

>>386603883
>muh expectations
it's been ten years, nobody is even expecting it to be ever commented on by valve again, let alone released

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"Sir Gabe Newell, the money-devouring sinner of gluttony... You indulge in scamming others with skins, making money-grabbing games and not developing Half-Life 3 exclusively . We have decided to make you confess all your sins with your own mouth. We will take your distorted desires without fail"

>>386603571
Yeah, this is why I have never bought into that whole "it's just cosmetic" bs argument. That logic ignores the cause and effect of letting companies believe it's okay to now sell in-game content. It doesn't matter whether it's just cosmetic or not. It used to be content in games that were locked there with either unlockables or just given at the start of the game. This shit opened the floodgates for all kinds of bullshit practices. Hell, technically DLC started it all even.

I like microtransactions :^)

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>>386603886
At least you can trade

>>386604046
why did ee do that

>all these anti Valve posts

What'cha gonna do, stop using steam, hoo boy that ship sailed long ago, we're Mr Bones now

Stop feeding the dragon

>>386603973
What are these comments then?
>>386601835
>>386602535
>>386603438
Obviously people are still delusional enough.

>>386604046
whats the background on this

>>386601421
>https://twitter.com/nickisnixed/status/895091539025698816/video/1
LMAO
Fuck Valve

>>386603947
I have never in my life seen a video showcasing that thing, that image alone is enough

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This is it.

This is the end.

I will play Ricochet to the death, at least there is only fun here, and no microtransaction.

>>386604259
good to know you're the kind of person who forms opinions entirely on conjecture

>>386604219
>whats the background on this

Monster drinks with a red border, you can just see it behind the people

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>>386604125
autism

He plays Dota and watches anime.
Maybe he wanted to impress Sheever, I don't know

I don't really like DOTA, but I do like card games. I might check i out. I'm personally waiting for MTG Arena myself.

I don't even fucking care

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>>386604259
>Seld admitting that you've never touched the controller

>>386604353
yeah keeps me away from shit

Rip Valve. I will never buy another game on steam.

>>386600885
BASED VALVE

>>386604414
right

>>386604416
I used to despise third party market.

But fuck Valve, time to use G2A and the other shit, i won't buy on steam again until somethings is made.

>>386603791
Ahh I'm not so worried about people who profit because they were influenced by others. Because they managed to bring something good to each of those ideas initially that made them work well. Except Dota, that shit was fine before they started it. My problem is what they've turned it all into.

In every conceivable way they've turned all of their major series into some kind of cash cow instead of letting the games have their integrity and good gameplay.. And it ruins it for people who want to advance on the genre. When big companies ruin a genre then it hurts smaller companies who have interesting ideas about how to advance that genre (assuming they aren't just cashing in with microtransactions of their own). You see people calling every shooter a "CoD clone". And everything even remotely difficult is a "Souls clone" because Bandai fucked the meaning behind the games with their shitty misinformed advertising campaign.

>>386602854
>mini-documentary
link/name?

>>386603674
THIS

Never making a wish again

>tfw 12yo Steam account
>have bought 7 steam games

>>386604623

is that a willy m8?

>>386603973
Not right now. But you know as soon as it was announced, ALL of those expectations would resurface.

That said, I don't feel the same way as the dude you responded to. Games can meet expectations, but honestly, they have to pour a lot of time and effort into the theme of the game. A lot of games that fail at meeting hype fail to hit home with their theme. They become afraid, I think, and just think that tons of content will save them. Major hype existed in the 90s and early 2000's and many games managed to exceed the hype then. Although I'll admit, nothing like No Man's Sky hype ever existed. Jesus, that was a shit storm.

>>386603443
Those were the days. People should have seen the signs of Valve's downfall around the time TF2 went F2P.

>>386603571
Excuse me for shilling this but its important to point out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSKwIwKuazg
There are turbo autists making direct donations to valve, buying fucking trading cards for 200K.
People paying this company thousands just for pixels are a worst signs of the downfall of society.

>>386601421
>a room full of dota nerds getting sad that they're getting a hearthstone clone

ya'll acting like this is surprising.

>>386600808
>>386600885
Did you rike it?

>>386604346
Then they remake it with microtransactions and automatically upgrade your copy on steam without your consent.

>>386605147
Even Kojima isn't an hax enough for this.

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>>386600885
I already accepted valve was dead when the paid mods came out all i can do is laugh at this point

>>386600885
>gacha

>>386604667
It's a making of video but here's the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CxpdspOV5I

>>386603484
lootcrates for cosmetic playfrields/"playmats", card backings, voice packs, and then hats for each "playable" character/or card

>all those Blizzshills mad that their shitty RNG filled card "game" is dying and going to get destroyed by Artifact

>>386600885
i'm excited

WE NEED TO FUCKING SUPPORT THIS GAME TO KILL HEARTHSTONE OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL
LET'S FUCKING DO IT /V/ WE HAVE A CHANCE TO FINALLY KILL THE BLIZZJEW
LET'S FUCKING GO FOR GABEN

>>386605385
i play dota and hearthstone
i have over 1k hours in hearthstone and all the cards I need
why would I start playing a brand new version of the same fucking game?
people dont invest time in more than one of the same game
coming out 4 years later means that no one will play it

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>>386605552
MEET THE NEW JEW
SAME AS THE OLD JEW

>>386605385
all TCG are RNG bullshit

>>386605652
millions of autists will play it just for steam achievements, steam cards and whatever other retarded shit gets added

>>386605652
>why would I start playing a brand new version of the same fucking game?
what if it's not the same fucking game but actually different/better

fuck you shouldn't be playing hearthstone to begin with even if it was the only card game on the planet

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>>386600808
Remember when Valve worked on video games?

Now be a good goyim and buy those booster packs!

So 1 down, 2 to go. But I'm not sure if this is the same 3 VR games Valve is currently working on though.
Might try the game since I like the Dota lore/characters. Hopefully they're generous with the currency/card packs you can get, hopefully more or the same as Shadowverse's.

>>386605652
Because this game wont be casual garbage.

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REMINDER

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>>386600885
Why are we here, just to suffer?

>>386605652
IF the game is better than HS or other TCG games out right now, people will move on to the new game.
Same with people moving on from LoL when Dota 2 came out.

Artifact is a meh name

I know Hearthstone kind of has the TCG market majority but they have the casual market cornered for that.

If this ends up being something similar to MtG they'll easily make money on it.

WotC are fucking retards and do nothing but make broken and unbalanced fucking MtG "games" and deserve to rot for being incompetent.

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>>386600808
G-Guys?!

>>386606078
>IF the game is better than HS or other TCG games out right now, people will move on to the new game.
hearthstone has absolutely nothing going for it other than a nice interface compared to even the other mediocre card games
shit balance, shit design, shit complexity, shit charitability
yet still people play it
valve can probably make a just as good interface though

>>386606187
Gearbox has a card game?

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>>386606187
RANDY BTFO

What kind of vidya cancer has Valve not made a profit off yet? I guess haven't banked in on an MMORPG or something yet but that would require to actually make a game

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>>386600885
I can already SEE The unlockable playmates and card borders
>captcha: stop house

>>386606383
Fighting game
Diablo-esque ARPG
Gacha mobile game

>>386606383
They can just have it be entirely made by players and sell their content and let them take a generous 6% of the profits made

>>386606383
Remember when Ubisoft made their own 3D platformer? That's gonna be Valve next. Gabe's a big fan of SM64 and the rise of new 3D platformers like Odyssey and Forces might spark some desire to create something similar. It'll be shit though, some physics-based thing similar to the one Ubi made

>>386600885
Kill me

>>386606187
i'm dead

>>386606273

1v1 or some shit

I got a tech test invite for it earlier

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I wonder, what's Newell's end game? He has everything a normal human being would want.

Does Valve have any known MTG super fans?

I hope this game has some real depth.

>>386606545
>Gacha mobile game

What do you think modern card games are?

>>386606558
>Mario throws his hat around in Odyssey

Was it a TF2 reference?

>>386603443
I'd probably remember if I hadn't developed Alzheimer's disease from waiting so long.

>>386606383
I'm surprised the MMO thing never happened because Gaben was a WoW addict.

>>386601421
This is like the perfect exact opposite of the SSBM reveal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfQ75gr2znA

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http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/598a73e719902-press-f-to-anguish.php

>>386606631
Was thinking more like Granblue, FE Heroes and Fate GO where they release waifu characters so people throw their money to get them through gacha, but I guess the same works with TCG, except instead of people rolling for their waifus they roll for the most OP card in the current patch.

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Fuck you Gaben, where's the episode 3?

>>386603443
>What happened?

Nearly 10 years of crate hat economy bullshit.

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>>386600885
Here's your chance /v/
Use it.

>>386607351
kill me, pete

>>386607351
kill me, pete

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>>386607102

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>>386600808

>>386604361
He's cute

>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ahHWROn8M0

>>386606187
>they decide to launch the their battle born card game the say beta starts for artifact

>>386607661
NiN or fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPz21cDK7dg

>>386605840
Yeah, their new one is coming 2018

>>386607719
You best be joking

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>>386607617
Sorry senpai, it's a she.
Have this instead

>>386607845
Nine Inch Nails > Johnny Cash

>>386607750
>actually thinking this will be a "video game"

It will be a microtransaction and virtual lottery simulator disguised as a card game.

is there any more proof needed that Valve is dead?

>>386607521
How often do you end up using this image?

>>386607937
gambling is also gaming, though

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>>386606826
>the crowd going nuts every time samus appears
>if only they knew

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>>386608045
I just made it.

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>>386607893

>>386607719
>>386607661

I like them both, but I like the NiN version better. Though honestly it depends on my mood. If I feel sad and dirty, the NiN version is better. If I feel sad and more melancholic, the JC version is better to me.

>>386608212
>giphy.gif
newfag detected, opinion discarded

>>386607937
Yeah, it's a card game

>>386606826
Try the Brawl trailer, fucking idiot

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>>386600808
Everyone knows theres a card game since the beta days that they never released you retard
They talked about it, theres even a pic of some cards around, this was years ago btw.

>>386603883
are you retarded. do you even realize how hyped HL2 was? it took 6 years to come out.

Valve has clearly been bitten by the micro-transaction bug, and they clearly dont give a shit about "finishing the fight". Gabe just wants to keep it in his back pocket in case everything else flops somehow.

Valve needs some good ol fashioned backlash for once. Tired of everyone blindly accepting their horseshit.

>>386601064
So who is more creatively bankrupt? Blizzard or Valve (Hint: choose your answer wisely)

>>386603443
>Does money ruin everyone and everything?"

Yes, it clearly does.

>>386604361
Sheever looks so cute with that short hair.

>>386605225
Card games are stupid but take your foot out of your ass, even Valve admits that the stint was a colossal failure and its no longer in the system. Why don't you read up some info and go bitch to Bethesda for ACTUALLY implementing paid mods under their ecosystem.

>>386608278
wrong

>>386608786
>newfag's best retort

>>386603443
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

>>386607893
even Trent said JC version is better

I am tired of these hearthstone wannabes, please just give me left for dead 3 valve..

>>386608905
sauce, newfag

>>386608695
Too bad about the cancer.

>just saw the segment where Slacks and Sheever at the zoo
Why do they have to remind me of that feel?
And there aren't any new "Sheever in a dress" pictures since she's probably too weak to take a more active part

>>386608546
This has happened before. TF2's highly anticipated Meet Your Match update was such a disaster in the end, and caused so much backlash, that for once Valve actually apologized for what they did and tried to fix some of its major flaws.

>>386608829
Autism

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honestly I'm just interested to see what kind of a game modern valve can shit out, seeing as it's been so long

>>386608905
too many people "identify" with johnny cash's version its quickly becoming not cool

>>386609103
>newfag's best retort

>>386608546
>blindly accepting
>Video that has the trailer already getting downvoted to hell

>>386609076
She's almost cured, and I don't think she lost hair.

>>386607351
kill Artifact, pete

The game doesn't seem like your average TCG.
Apparently there will be 3 board/lanes, you control 5 heroes and you can use spell cards to use their abilities, there will be creep spawn on each lanes that you can kill to get gold, and you use the gold to buy item cards for your heroes.

So the game is pretty much just Dota 2 in a board/card game format. So I can't wait how they'll actually pull this off when the game comes out and how they'll do the microtransactions for the game (do you have to buy the heroes are are there only cosmetics like the main game?).

>>386609274
>She's almost cured
Really?

That's nice. Too bad I probably won't be around for TI8 for new Sheever dresses

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>Be Valve
>Be number one distributor and platform of games in the world
>Make exorbitant amounts of money through selling cosmetics and crates in not one, not two, but three of your own games
>Don't even spend money making new content, allow the community to curate and create content for you, all you have to do is approve it and you've got a new crateful of cosmetics people will happily buy
>Begrudgingly allow refunds only because there was a possibility of a lawsuit and losing out on money
>Allow the absolute dregs of shit that are early access games onto your platform through Greenlight simply because it makes you money
>Don't even hire a PR or HR team, most support requests are automated and forums are self-managed by appointed mods
>Try to monetize mods, one of the most disgusting anti-consumer and anti-gamer ideas ever conceived and only backpedal on it when you think it could lose you money in the long run
>The last original new IP video game that wasn't a sequel you made was Left 4 Dead which is nearly a decade old now
>Slowly roll back on sales and discourage any discounts that are too high as that cuts into profits
>Roll over to your coffers and notice that the sacks of hundreds of millions of dollars feel a little light
>Decide to make a card game because that's popular instead of making an actual game, or making a sequel to one of your highly successful games, or making a new and original IP with your millions of dollars that is your safety net - because all of that would require effort and money instead of lazy cash grab

>>386606756
They had some kind of fairy MMO in development in the late 2000s, but it was scrapped like almost any project at Valve.

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>>386600885
I asked for a new Valve video game not matter if it's Half Life 3 or not, instead I got a fucking card game based on DOTA...

>>386609408
You're dying?

>>386601421
they're just saying "boo-urns!"

>>386601064
>Valve is creatively bankrupt.
No shit. Half-Life was the only IP they created from scratch, and that was nearly two decades ago. Everything else was basically handed to them.

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>>386602028
>le jew xD

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LMAO this like when konami announced the MGS pachino machines after they fired kojima

>>386609427
they didn't make left 4 dead, they bought it half-finished from turtle rock studios

>>386601421
>That clapping when Artifact comes
>That loud, collective "AWWWWWWWWW" when "The DOTA Card Game" comes up
Pure fucking poetry

>>386607351
kill me, pete

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first card game, next mmo

>>386600885

Holy kek

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lmao even the normies are starting to hate Valve

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING

D
O
W
N

>>386609552
Not without me helping make it happen :^)

>>386606826
It's beautiful...

>>386609618
this tbqh. They haven't created a new IP in over 2 decades.

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>pcbros mad at valve
l4d is shit, half-life 2 is shit, portal is shit.

>>386609843
gb2 reddit

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>>386600808
>>386600885
Why gaben, why? When did it all go so wrong?

>>386609843
mmo's arent hot shit anymore

they'd go mobile first

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And now they have the E-Sports trifecta

The FPS, the Assfaggots and the Card Game

WHO IS READY FOR THE STEAM ESPORT EVENT?

>>386609869
>starting to
the valve do nothing wrong brigade ended a couple years ago

>>386610357
Don't get ahead of yourself there, they don't have the arena shooter niche yet.

Then a battle royale game is next

>>386610380
maybe in your closed off little bubble in 4chan. Normiebook and Reddit still love the company but the reactions and consumer faith are falling.

>>386610023
Shit taste. Or just standard /v/ contrarian.

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>>386610549
I meant the profitable E-Sports trifecta.

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>>386600885
>Valve announces a card game the same day that Randy has a new card game

Randy's gonna kill himself, isn't he?

>>386608401
link to said images?

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>>386600885
I should be angry at this, but all I can do is laugh. I don't know what to think anymore...he fucking announced three (3) (tres) new games and I fucking fell for it.

>>386603385

It literally isn't.

This is funding going into developing a most likely crappy game in a genre that's already supersaturated with these crappy games. This is Valve trying to cash in on Blizzard's success with Hearthstone, it's blatantly obvious and shows a complete disregard of what Valve's fans want.

This is basically an insult.

Saying nothing is better than insulting someone.
Not wasting funding on a retarded game is better than developing a retarded game.

>>386610570
>Fb and plebbit
Well there's your problem, right there. I recommend going back, or preferably, ending your life. This should rectify the issue.

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>>386604606
You're just doing yourself an inconvenience, the only point in doing this would be if a major majority got together to switch over or start a movement to actually make a point. You leaving is just like a penny rolling under the fridge from the dragons mile high pile of gold coins

>>386600808
Nice meme image now get back

>>386609352
They could've at least made a fun card game like Card Hunter.

>>386603385
>its still better than nothing
I would genuinely rather have nothing. We don't need YET ANOTHER FUCKING CARD GAME. Literally anything else would've been - Portal 3, L4D3, Dota 3, Half Life 3, Team Fortress 3, Counter Threeke, what the fuck ever, just not another god damn CARD GAME.

>>386610159
no.

>>386600808
>>386600885
This is what you fat faggots get for using steam. Hope the billions of dollars you've given valve are paying off with this game.

>Even Neogaf who are regulate corporate dick suckers hate the fucking announcement.

I think this might be the game where Valve bit off more then they could chew. I dont think i've seen this much negative feedback since the Mario and Kingdom Rabbids leak.

>>386610702
>Randy's gonna kill himself, isn't he?
we couldn't hope for a better result

>>386610850
Am I supposed to be seeing something in this image?

>>386603385
5 years for a CARD GAME YOU NIGGER

>>386600885
this is actually pretty funny
valve was long gone anyways,might as well have some fun out of it

>>386603385
nothing would have been preferable to this

>>386608560
>what tastes worse, dog shit or human shit?

>>386610754
Only god knows by now, might've been a twit dunno.
Im not sure if it was an actual card game or just the printed hero cards from the pick screen(which they stopped using for a while now, this was before even that)

>>386610996
one day HL3 will come out and people like you will finally realise why they waited.

HL sells the new source engine, new source engines push the imagination of what games can do.

So many mechanics in games we now consider normal where revolutionary when HL2 came out.

>>386610780
reminder that eli died for nothing

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But will Ilexa be in it?

https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa

>he expected something from Valve
>in the current year that is 2017

You all deserve to be disappointed

>>386611343
imply dota 3 won't be the flagship title for the new Source engine

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>>386611415
>Linking your fucking F-List on /v/

Valve H&S when?

>>386600885
>No gameplay
>No visuals of any kind
>Card game is a broad term
>Doodoo has 2 ancients but there are 3 colors

It's quite literally nothing. They might as well not have announced it until something LITERALLY ANYTHING could be shown.

I'm not some poorfag like the rest of /v/ so I don't mind droppin some cash on what could be a neato card game but ffs I'm not retarded. No gameplay no money NOR any hype

nb4 vaporware just like Half-Life 3

>>386611343
>one day HL3 will come out
Anon I personally do not give a shit about hl3 anymore. I don't consider valve to be a competent developer, after episode 2 and a decade of FUCKING NOTHING.

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>>386611415
>f-list

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>>386611482
>your

>>386610702
Well i'd rather had news about bl3 progress than this, but yeah. This is kinda sad.

>>386611343
>So many mechanics in games we now consider normal where revolutionary when HL2 came out.
Ah yes, corridor shooting, endless ingame cutscenes, and physics puzzles.
Truly valve revolutionized gaming for the worst in every way possible

>>386611415
Ilexa is so darned cute. I bought the DOTA 2 book that has the comics, and she seemed even cuter there.
Then I realized that she could've died if she went to the Sundered Moon bar to talk to Monkey King, as heroes need to kill a creep to enter there.

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>>386611415
>Loli
>Raceplay
>Incest
>Watersports
>Smegma
Don't fap for a month, don't visit furry websites or 4chan or do anything lewd or degenerate. Then masturbate to something normal and read your profile. If you aren't disgusting with yourself then, consider suicide.

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I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS OH GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

>>386611541
consider this:
all of the people who worked on HL2 and ep1&2 no longer work at valve anymore. Most of them went to Arkane or other FPS developing companies.

>>386602535
Don't forget about indie heartstones, they exists

>>386610812
Look outside of your bubble, fuckhead.

>>386611734
I know, I read an article about how the guy who worked on dishonored's artistic direction quit valve because literally "they don't make games anymore"

What's the word for something so fucking soul-shatteringly disappointing that you don't even know how to respond? I'm genuinely at a fucking loss for words.

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>>386611415
>Dota players

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>>386611684
>don't visit 4chan for a month

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Never even though valve could disappoint me more than it has. I expect nothing from valve, and they still disappoint.

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>>386611959

>>386603443
The Windows 10 S revelation happened.

Valve had to shift gears from spending money on serious games to making sure their platform could survive Microsoft kicking them and every other third party store to the curb.
Here we are now months later and the work they've done has turned AMD from a company with no drivers, to possibly the best drivers available ever (at least as long as you're running Linux).

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>>386611131
No that's just me, nerd

i don't think valve will last forever
steam's decline will probably start soon

>>386611634
>BL3
Who gives a shit? Destiny 2 will be on PC too

God I fucking hate dota and I hate assfaggots. Why can't we move on from this shitty genre of game already?

>>386610850
Change the haircut. You look like a tool.

>>386612278
I also hate card games

>>386611975
what a fucking fag
also
>she actually thinks getting fucked in the ass is "saving herself for marriage"
all of my keks

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>>386612278
don't worry, we'll be getting battle royales now

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>>386612165
It's been declining what the fuck are you talking about?

>>386612402
He's probably talking about money
Qualitywise it's been in decline for quite some time now

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>>386600885
>>386600885
WHERE ARE ACTUAL GAMES THIS ISN'T EVEN A TEASER HOLY SHIT IT'S SO RETARDED

You'll play it anyway

>>386612686
you fucking wish

>>386608874
Did that dark knight movie actually come up with that quote?

Because it astounds me that such an incredibly accurate quote came from the same movie franchise as baneposting. It's ALWAYS true. EVERY time.

>>386605372
>>386603484
>hats
>not fully customizable skins like on dota2
And you can bet it's going to be their first P2W game.

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fuck valve

>>386600885
Fuck valve

Waited 6+ years for a Portal Sequel
10+ years for a HL3 game
8 years for L4D3
10 Years for TF3

Fuck them up their lazy asses

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>>386612278
stay salty fag

For the first time ever and as someone that fucking hates hearthstone, I actually hope hearthstone destroys it.
I fucking hate what valve has become and they need a slap in the face

>>386612598
yeah that's what i meant
that coupled with the passing of time will hopefully render it completely obsolete

>>386603385
>better than nothing
>wasting funding on a retarded card game instead of something else

>>386612962
for what
not making games fast enough?

Sweet. Blizzard always puts more effort into their hearthstone expansions whenever another company tries to get a foot in on a card game. I look forward to hopefully getting another league of explorers level set.

At this point if you don't realise that Valve is just a Cocain and Hookers cash supply for Gabe, you got rocks in your head. Steam store is a joke at this point, GoG is where I'm buying all my stuff from now.

>>386608560
oof: good question. tough question. i think i have to ultimately give it up to valve. blizzard is really good at recycling and adapting content from previous peers, that's basically what WoW is and why it was so successful. they took existing concepts and tightened them up. while that's not exactly creative, it's at least putting effort in the right direction. valve is just dick riding the card game trend. it's creative bankruptcy that's reached comical levels

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>>386601421
>not only it's just another cash cow but it's also based on dota2
>from all of their franchises they thought dota2 was the best one

>>386607883
disgusting

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>>386613021
>wasting funding
lmfao
what
you worried they gonna run out

>>386613069
>league of explorers level set.
youll get a gadgetzan level set and youll like it

>>386613184
I liked gadgetzen too.

>>386613075
GoG is shit, dude

Use G2A

hey
this might be good

if they can capture the game feel of hearthstone and have all the good in depth mechanics that other card games have, valve will literally make billions from this