>give a shitty synopsis to the last game you played
>Others guess what the game is
I'll go first:
A guy goes camping and finds out the true meaning of loyalty
>>386540059
Fire watch?
>Some teens do stupid shit and die in the mountains.
>>386540163
until dawn
>>386540059
MGS3
You shoot, shoot until theres nothing. Then you do it all over again.
>>386540224
Got it
>>386540207
GG
>Guy wakes up. Kills everything. Cooks a lot of food and his enemies guts. Saves girl with really good ass.
>>386540293
Point blank
>>386540334
>>386540391
Nope.
You and your friends go and find a white owl while trying to kill an evil lich.
literal who peasant from the start of the game is actually a goat person and the father of a party member and kills your friend
>guy goes ou to meet his friends at the local park
>destroys the world and wages war against god
>>386540059
>Guy with amnesia ignores rescuing his girlfriend to to some pest control
>>386540623
Nocturne?
100+ year old man bangs two hot girls simultaneously in order to find his long lost daughter
>>386540723
The Witcher.
Guy accidentally ends up in a parallel universe where he died 10 years ago and now he's being stalked by the most annoying australian ever
>>386540764
Too obvious man.
>Guy needs a weapon
>The generic clear my basement of monsters is the hardest encounter in the game
>>386540743
Yep.
>>386540823
Chrono Cross
>>386540817
You got it.
>>386540520
This is the hot cold coffee tales game i think
A God dreams about a professional sports player getting some virgin puss and wakes up
A creepy guy kills his wife and forgets it
>ex cop lives in a shitty town then he gets supernatural powers and a crossbow
After almost being executed you wander around for a while and discover everyone is incompetent and needs you do something.
>>386540059
>Time-travel, plant watering and worst girl wins.
>game let's you and your companions use laser weapons but the best option is melee
big booty bitch goes down to earth to beat gay robots
A potato travels to the east to search for his stolen waifu
>>386541004
Life is strange
>>386540985
Skyrim
>>386540976
Silent hill?
>>386541029
Automatatonatia
>>386540985
Skrym
>>386540973
Silent Hill 2
A main character goes out to to odd jobs in order to afford surgery but instead learns to embrace life as a centaur
Guy arrives late to work
Suddenly aliens
>>386541049
Nioh
>>386540059
Russian spends entire game looking for a man in a shit heap, only to find out it was himself all along.
>>386541029
2butt
>>386541056
More recent, it's the sequel to
>cop who doesn't have spoopy powers lives in a shitty town
you pilot a ship named after a snake and shoot at stuff
Robot wakes up on an island and goes spelunking
>>386541029
Nier: Automatic Tomatoes
>>386541097
Bingo
>>386541128
Cheeki breeki simulator: Find the strelok edition.
A guy soliciting a prostitute almost dies then goes into a coma
Girl gets boy as present for her birthday, thanks dad.
>>386540976
Dishonored
You go to a world that never was to kill something that shouldn't exist all while you are equipped with literally the last thing that comes to mind if you need to kill something
>>386541204
trails in the sky
>>386541164
Grow Home/Grow Up?
>>386541216
Fug I guess that also works. I was thinking of Condemned 2.
>>386540059
>After being spooked by dogs, a woman just loiters around a house the whole night
>>386541236
too easy i guess
Army of Darkness, but actually dark and with a dash of sci-fi.
>>386541261
nope
Amazingly adept gutter trash gets adopted by the emperor and fights the hordes of hell then kills giganto-demon in a church
>>386541164
cave story
Capitalism ruins everything except for vending machines.
>>386541129
>>386541079
>2butt automatatonatia
correct
terrorist organization blows up globalist race mixers and reveals the true intention of their foreign organizers
>>386541164
Cave story?
A traveler to a foreign land wakes up in the hospital, finds a weapon and goes around violently murdering everyone and everything in the city
in a disaster area with a light burnt out, a bum wakes up and beats up every fucker he meets. Then he decides if he's gonna change the light-bulb, break the light-bulb, or just take the spare light-bulb for himself
>>386541365
Bloodborne
>>386541367
DS3
Local man ruins everything.
>>386540059
>After successfully lighting yourself on fire you attempt regicide multiple times
>>386540059
>you and your buddies play dress-up to fill your offshore bank accounts
Man goes out to fix a communication equipment, then has to fix EVERYTHING, then goes crazy.
>>386541318
Borderlands
>>386541318
Fallout series
>>386541440
Your lifes not a video game anon
>>386541440
>tfw your life is a game to someone
>>386541318
Bioshock?
>>386541274
Re1
>>386541235
Kingdom Hearts
>>386541020
New Vegas
>>386541450
Deadspace.
Angry guy kills EVERYTHING
just kill some stupid bugs
>>386541473
>>386541492
Heh, here's a (you)
>a space-9/11 survivor becomes a fighter pilot
Sexually frustrated orphan fights another clone of herself until a baby alien fuck her up, then gets saved by eating her clone.
>>386541502
Yeah
>>386541459
>>386541457
Close gents.
>>386541519
Yup
>>386541527
Doom.
Dude takes a pill that erases his memories and sends him to the future where he is adopted by a cute girl.
you wake up on avirtualisland then wake up on areal lifeisland
>>386540876
Adding to this:
>Young man returns loaned books to dead priests
>You can get in the main female character's bed and smell her sheets
>You must save the world by humping all the monsters to death
You tried to save the world but rocks fall, everybody dies. Then, an old-man yelled at the sky and turned into a bird and everything turned out alright. You gotta keep saving the world. Then, rocks fall and everybody dies. Then, you went to the north pole and it's very cold but at least they're nice to you up there. Then you keep saving the world. Then, a local angry man blew up a wall and then you got beat up and then everybody was upset about things. Then you keep saving the world.
You turn into a squid
>>386541080
odd world strangers wrath
>>386540059
>Multi-ethnic specialist team gets called in to exterminate a bunch of rats and collect grain.
>>386541684
Bloodborne or Splatoon are equally valid.
A cardboard man fights robots with flawed plot devices while he fucks aliens in three different colors.
>>386541637
no one ever gets this one
You're a faggot furry who embraces his disease and moves to a town full of biologically changed humans who have become animals and speak like them. Just when you think you have it all a Jew let's you know you're in debt already.
>>386540876
>>386541668
I unironically like Zelda: Bumper Cars edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HplgXxaKu5c
You build up an army and feed them butter. Occasionally, Varg will try to intimidate you.
>spend the night camping with a gay guy then get vomited on by a teacher
>>386541882
Mountain blade
>>386541637
Danganronpa 2
>>386541637
>>386541801
Yeah, Danganronpa 2 is so obscure.
>>386541882
Mount & Blade
A boat gets blown up and captain of that boat battles monsters.
>protag disappears
>new protag is very different than in the first game
>new protag has footage that may be of the old protag
>embark on a quest to collect balls that have footage
>fan service everywhere
>A one night stand turns into a new job that eventually leads to you not opening a box.
>>386541820
Yeah the whole series is rad as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhO37PCNAu0
>>386541802
Animal Crossing?
>>386541695
Yeah!
>>386541752
Mass Effect 2 and onwards.
>>386541802
Animal Crossing.
>>386541440
FF Tactics Advance
A guy goes camping and finds out the true meaning of loyalty.
>>386540059
Some dead guy who can't stay dead runs around killing ugly humanoid monsters with his even deader ghost friend
>>386541315
Technically, Martin kills the giganto-demon
Beta brother to famous man runs a cleaning service, watching Bill Murray comedies the night before.
>>386541964
VtM:B
A cute girl doing cute things.
You try and conquer all the land, but the big blue bitch keeps getting in the way
>>386541020
Might and magic part idk
>>386542063
Blood.
>A truck, three sportscars and a dinosaur learns how to do sick combos.
some lone dude with a sword manages to be king and kills a fatass who eats butter
rich guy rips off pieces of planets to build a new planet
>>386541440
too vague.
spec ops: the line
>Chilling with your lizard friend in the peaceful woods
>Almost die trying to save two ladies being chased by soldiers
>End up being surrounded by cute ladies traveling the skies searching for your father
>>386542159
>Dynasty Wa-blue bitch?
>>386541575
Death Stranding
>It was just a test bro
This'll be a hard one I imagine. Game is decently popular though.
>>386542343
CAKE LOL
some bitch keeps screaming baby every time i get into a fight
>>386541959
Come on you lads. Plus another one: drunk guy kills monkeys.
>>386542343
Prey?
>>386542127
Luigi's mansion.
>>386542132Life is Strange
>>386541508
KIngdom Hearts 2 actually
Famous sport star meets up with some racist treasure hunters, then with some more racist Pacific islanders who go on an adventure to commit patricide.
>>386542343
>>386542392
>>386542395It's a JRPG
buglover and his sister kill nazi romans
>>386541440
Darkest Dungeon.
>he shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
>>386542570
Haaw 8: Waaw
A convicted felon obtains magical powers and steals from people representing the 7 deadly sins.
>>386542446
Sounds like FFX
Guy kills his friends, succeeds, but gets killed afterwards.
>>386541448
GTA V
>>386542659
Nailed it
>Supersoaker fight got too real
Some nigger gets betrayed and starts taking over the city by killing the fuck out of every white man he sees. Everyone says nigger as many times as they can.
>>386542706
Nope. You're thinking about it the right way, though.
>>386541448
DONT ACT DUMB
>>386541448
payday
You are not sure why, but you do some errands
>>386542768
mafia III
Dude wants to kill a cauldron because reasons
>>386542768
Mafia 3
>>386542806
>>386542796
Correct. That said,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG
You get blow'd up but instead of dying you become an electrical outlet
>>386542840
>>386542846
I knew it was way too easy.
I should have just said
"Some nigger apes out on a whole city." or something more vague.
Probably still too easy though because how many games have a black protag?
>>386542893
inFAMOUS
enemies every corner even tough its not an fps and has shit camera overall
>>386542393
purse owner the third
>>386540059
> guy travels to a saw mill to fuck a statue
As the half-brother you are plunged in-between a sibling rivalry on a continent wide basis; oh and you can recruit Cloud
humorous quest to destroy samurai skeleton
>>386542893
Need more clarification
Did you ask for this?
If no, Deus Ex,
If yes, Bionic Commando
You go to space but everyone you knew dies.
>>386542970
noice
>>386541959
>>386542394
Noone? They aren't even hard.
Its a heist movie, but also a western, but also has lol randumb humor.
>>386543049
Nah
>>386542937
got it right
>>386541267
corvo was a royal bodyguard, not a cop.
Dunwall is the opposite of a shitty town, it is the most advanced and wealthy city in the known world.
It does not work, guess or no.
A bunch of apes escape
>>386543324
Tales from the Borderlands?
>>386543479
MGS3. The Snake vs. Monkey minigame.
A group of four people travels across the country during an epidemic
A weeaboo fights Social Darwinist Donald Trump
>>386542773
Payday 2
>>386543705
L4D
>>386543615
Correct
>>386543727
Yeah
>>386543696
Got it
>>386543479
Resident Evil 5?
>>386543715
RULES OF NATURE
>>386543781
yep
You skullfuck Satan in the end.
put cute monsters in cages and sell their droppings
A brother lies to his brother to pretend he needs to be saved.
>>386543705
Left 4 Dead?
>>386543479
ape escape
>>386543859
RED SUN
Correct
your mother rapes a guy and nearly kills the world in labour
Those aliens are going to pay for trashing your ride.
Too many dangerous types of moons.
Fun but wonky military shooter. Most people use it for shitty zombie mods instead.
>>386544076
Duke nukem 3d/64
Aliens (starring Sigourney Weaver) on the Gameboy
>>386544159
Yes
Step 1. Shoot zombies
Step 2. Shoot more zombies.
Step 3. ???
Step 4.lods of emone
>>386544390
Killing Floor
You have to save the president's horny daughter from Napoleon Bonaparte and the Pope.
Scooby-Doo.
one protagonist likes to receive bjs from guys in his truck while driving off to shoot ppl
>>386541715
Vermintide
>>386542493
ding ding ding!
>>386540059
machine shits the bed and you're sent into a digital realm with gay monsters at every corner
>>386544492
GTA V?
>>386544486
Purse other fourth goal den
>>386544591
Golden part was unnecessary.
You just want to get out of the prison.Through a glitch you actually can.
>>386544059
FEAR 3?
You're dead. And a pussy.
Evil Dead in space
>>386542934
if you said that I would have gone with 'prototype 2'.
Play ball games with your band of illiterate criminals to help out a tree
>>386544430
Right on
Average /v/ user gets a lightsaber, commits mass murder
>>386544748
Correct
A man and his squad of autist hackers
>>386540059
Monsters are real and you become one, then you become a professional tool and possibly blow up LA
>>386544551
Yes
Jetset Radio Purgatory
>>386540059
guy time travels and dies over and over again
I fucking hate Madagascar
>browser game
>>386540059
Your digital waifu, who you thought was dead is actually crazy and tries to create the first ever galactic space police with planets inner gundams.
Rocky Balboa, with more racism
>>386542343
>>386542475
decently popular to normies or
>>386545091
Pandemic 2
>>386545091
Plague Inc
travel downwards quickly, trigger /pol/
Baseball is stupid hard
>Browser game
Drugs and crime in the 80's were portrayed glamorously in a cuban city in the south.
You beat of guys in the desert and smash cars together
>>386545318
Vice city
>>386545143
Fight Night Champion?
>>386545094
What game?
Also:
>protagonist becomes space jesus
Jackie Chan infiltrating a gang undercover
>>386545168
Yes
>>386545215
I haven't played Plague Inc, I'd not know if this is correct as well seeing as it is a similar game.
>>386545394
Wh40k
>>386540059
how the fuck do they make gifs do this?
>>386545489
Nope
>>386544982
severe drought of good guys
>>386545554
meant for
>>386544945
>>386540059
>A guy goes camping and finds out the true meaning of loyalty
Got betrayed by a buddy in an online game of Friday the 13th eh?
Reverse Jesus: macho Man of violence sacrifices himself and goes to hell
>>386545615
>>386545554
Kek, yes
>>386542202
Either Ratchet&Clank or Katamari Damacy
>>386545419
Mike Tyson's Punch Out?
>>386545467
Sreeping Doggos
>>386545828
Yes!
>>386545356
Correct
>>386545528
I don't know for sure but if I had to guess they take a source that utilizes key frames, e.g. almost every video codec in existence, remove the key frames and then convert the result to a gif.
>>386545345
WITNESSED
Nah.Easily one of the best games I ever played.
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
>>386545980
System Shock 2
>>386545394
Either Halo or Mass effect
>Pussy kid stumbles on a high-tech weapon and starts mowing down a metric fuckton of enemies while crying
A morally ambiguous "villain" burns you alive and drops rocks on your team about halfway through
I need the name of that game, Zach.
>>386540059
Man kills other men at a water purification plant with his reflexes and then blows up a city
>>386546049
Yep, its Halo
>>386546121
Fallout 1
>>386544435
Resi 4
>>386544945
No more heroes
You get released from jail and end up looking for the missing dude running your orphanage in Asia
>>386546173
Both correct
>just have to steal a bunch of shit but inadvertently end up saving the world
>>386546171
fallout 1 ends the man blowing up an oilrig
>>386545671
Asuras Wrath idk
>>386546047
Nailed it. It was probably too easy, but fuck that ending was so good in so many ways.
>>386540059
>A comet is heading to wipe out all life on some planet that is but isn't Earth with wildly anachronistic and incongruous names for people and places.
Guy has his soul stolen and has to get it back and his family dies at the start or some shit
In the last boss fight Satan goes free willy
>>386546258
If you will the Matter last, then it ends with you blowing up a cathedral and the remnants of LA with it.
You lose your memories, but surprise, you are actually the antichrist
>>386546267Doom 64
>You kill zombies, or monsters, or experiments or whatever the fuck they are
>Get money to buy shit
>Level up
>This is literally what the game is
>>386546459
Killing Floor
>>386540059
Your digital waifu, who you thought was dead is actually crazy and tries to create the first ever galactic space police with planets inner gundams.
>>386545394
Halo 5.
If I had added you were being "hunted" by a knock off version of your team, and a black guy. It would been too easy.
A man wants to protect his waifu so much that he almost destroys reality in the process.
Hitler was behind it all
A lot of stories come together but it doesn't even matter
>>386541082
Prey
>>386546354
Dante's Inferno
>tfw played through the entire game high as fuck
>probably was the most immersive experience I had in vidya
>You and your pals invade England while creating litteral human farms.
>Fucking dreadnoughts slap your shit
>>386546628
Innocent Sin and/or Bionic Commando.
You just want your shitty BMW back
>>386540059
Guy saves everyone but still gets shafted
>grind until numbers become meaningless
>>386546628
ten gay mi mega man ummi ten sai
>>386546736
>>386546805
Innocent Sin, correct
The antagonist did nothing wrong.
What the fuck is going on. Why is there a river of blood? Why am I a giant robot? Why is there a talking cat?
>>386546914
Nearly any Fire Emblem game ever, except for Tellius, Awakening, or Fates
You get killed at the beginning but get your revenge by killing the usurper of Hell's throne
Some fucked up vore/stuffing fanfiction for the DS
>>386546914
Wolfenstein
>>386547171
I like you
>>386546715
War of the Worlds strategy game
You're really fucking pissed off, and you have to use the contents of a bargain bin from Home Depot to kill Lovecraft Warp Daemons
>>386547328
Yup. I thought very few people played it.
>>386542393
>>386547171
Child kills satan, his mother, his anachronistic reanimated corpse, and then it's revealed he was really killing himself after he fights through the physical manifestation of chaos.
>>386547783
tooo easy: The Binding of Isaac
>>386540059
I was constantly on fire being chased by skeletons.You have to say which game, not just the series.
keeps getting colder and colder until you finally decide to leave the planet
>>386540334
You help other people to carry the weight of the world
>cute girls doing cute things
You cook some Japanese and get a new job.
You play as [GAME NAME] and you have to kill [GAME NAME]
>>386542343
One of the final fantasy legends or mystic quests or something. I know there was one where the final boss is essentially God, who did it all just to test people/be a dick
new story with reused everything.
>>386547157
Kirby?
>>386540059
Easy mode incoming:
>Main character pushes some guy, which eventually leads to him to the Holy Grail
Guy was actually in a virtual simulator designed to train assassins. He gets to choose whether to become an assassin or live a relatively normal life till the end of his days in the simulation.
>>386546746
Nothing better than winning super expensive cars with my lexus.
>mfw "EVERYONE"
You go kill brain tumors on some planets while you're on drugs
Find mom, kill an edgy rabbit.
>>386550336
metroid prime? no idea actually
>a game entirely based around music puns
>>386540059
>you have a nice fedora
>>386550286
Assassin's Creed 1?
Corruption and setbacks ruin many worlds
Very old man forces child to sail out in the middle of the ocean to find things inside himself
You kill some zombies but it turns out you are the zombies.
Grind
Grind
Grind
Spend $100 on p2w and lose
Repeat process
>>386546746
NFS:MW (2005)
Tweens ruthlessly shoot each other to claim dominance over the land
>man travels to Europe and teams up with his coworkers to destroy the world's biggest tower
>A Link to the past but in space
>>386550590
any mobile game
>>386550776
9/11
You've got to micromanage up to ten motherfuckers on a small screen.
>>386549205
bravely second
Everyone lies to a cop to cover their ass
>>386550907
Kirby Mass Attack
>>386550736
splatoon
Dude who won't stay dead kills everything for no good reason.
Pic unrelated
>>386550590
Any korean mmo
Youre a mercenary hired by an organization who wants to save the world by blowing up things and killing a bunch of innocent people.
>>386550947
Yep, it's going to take a while for 100%. Sand Canyon 7 is probably going to stand out as one of the most irritating.
>>386550980
Nopesplatoon 2
>>386550554
Rime?
>>386550468
close, it's actually Prime 3
>old men kiss each other after one of them fucks up the economy
>>386550995
Correct
>>386540623
Pelipper?
Your character gets a blood transfusion at the hospital, faints, and when he/she wakes up finds out that everyone has gone insane and there's monsters everywhere.
>>386540059
A dude gets woken up in a tomb, gets dressed, and then sets out to kill his former friends unknowingly.
>>386550981
Devil May Cry?
>>386550325
Harvester?
>>386550538
NopePersona 5
>>386550567
Left 4 dead 1 and 2
>a squire goes north to seek a secret which is something utterly ridiculous
>a bitch schemes but ultimately has no effect in anything whatsoever
>an heir thought dead returns to become the lord
>a young prince meets his early demise
>an exile with his sassy nigrette slave friend has a stupid adventure
Oh fuck we're trapped, it's time to delve deeper to kill the floating magical blob.
>>386551415
No, it's a much older game.
/r9k/ computer nerd who killed his class and a magician goes down a tower in order to save a japanese god from demons
gun
>>386551167
NopeWind Waker
>>386540623
Literally any anime
Black girl becomes white, saves the world, then turns black again.
>>386551356
Nope.
>>386551826
/pol/
Edgy fucking guy says fuck a lot, kills a fuckload of demons, and basically you're fucking stupid.
>>386551960
Tameem May Cry
>>386552025
correct, bit too easy
Genius scientist goes back in time to kill evil man #1 and stop the war only to have evil man #2, rival of evil man #1, start an even bigger war on his own. In the end though, evil man #2 is killed by the qt agent of ancient illuminati evil man #3 who ... is actually SERIOUSLY an alien.
>>386551584
Megami Tensei
>>386540059
>A robot stops an evil doctor from giving rabbits their daily doses
>>386551229
Injustice 2?
>>386551390
yes
You're working on your car when some guy nearby gets in a crash. You help him and he becomes your friend. You two work together to save the rec center.
>>386552201
kain was an alien?
dude is a clone, but he cant be a clone so he might not be a clone
but then he is a clone because there are many more clones, and then he gets killed by a clone
>>386552497
Metal gear?
>>386540059
>Polish people kill fuckton of Nazis
>>386552449
yup thats right
>>386552568
not even close
>>386551024
FF VII?
>get released from jail for no reasons,
>have to go in space to save the southwest part of america
you play drums
>>386552581
fucking ea and their bullshit.
>>386552792
Donkey Konga
>>386552201
Command and conquer red alert
You're a martial arts student in the middle of nowhere but you embark on a magical quest, and you find out later that everything you did and learned was according to your mentor's plan.
>>386552497
HINT: Blind guy that you killed in the previous game but you actually didnt and ended up becoming buddies helps you again in this game
You kill the second brother of the snake jockeys.
Give your money to the Russians or run on a treadmill for fifty hours.
>>386552980
Mortal Kombat: Deception?
>>386553092
Force Unleashed 2?
>>386547127
Darksiders
You're spaceman who finds his own version of K.I.T.T. from night rider and together you do some sick parkour, shoot the baddies and travel through time.
Giant baby goes to underwater Aleppo and fights with mutants in diving suits to kidnap little girls because an Irish man said so.
>>386552980
Jade Empire
>>386553253
Indeed
Gangs of weaboos hold a battle royale.
>>386551518
I know you're making this sound like Game Of Thrones, and it isn't.
I had a few ideas as to what game it could be, but the nig doesn't fit in.
>>386553415
Bioshock
>>386547127
dante's inferno
>>386553431
Yeah
>>386553415
James Cameron isn't in any video games man
BDSM expert throws water at the neighbours
If you lose and respawn in a half second.
"You're a traitorous piece of shit that BTFO /k/ when you betray your people for space money" anime.
Lesbian tries to hold a family reunion at a goth rave but her family is dead
>>386552434
Ratchet and clank?
Blue faggots with guns vs. red faggots with guns. You are a blue faggot with autism.
>>386553471
GoT is correct.
>>386553720
>An exile with his sassy
>his
You beat the shit out of an upcoming presidential candidate and his campaign staff
>>386553816
Metal Gear Rising
>>386553771
Yes. The exile is a he. It's his friend.
Your rich adoptive grandmother is a huge piece of shit and your brother keeps trying to be a moralfag even though everything is slowly going to literal hell.
>>386553692
Bingo
Turns out the Slav train tunnels are a disguise for Eldritch locations.
>>386541029
I can do better than you:
Delete your save file to help other people
>go to fuck a princess
>unify an entire country
>>386553975
Metro 2033. Too easy.Or is this a ruse?
>>386540059
Some nigga woke up late for work and ends up saving two worlds.
This game proves that the Chinese knockoff of GTA is much better.
>>386554007
Nier?
>>386540852
Halo: the fellowship of the combat evolved
>>386554081
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars?
>>386554031
No, you're actually correct.
>those train tunnel bridges and their seemingly endless pitfalls
>D6>the implication that the demon scorpion shits are natural>the fact that there's a fucking Moscow metro service tunnel that is filled with sand and is in a perpetual sandstorm
>>386554175
Wrong.
HINT: You look like you could use some food in your hand anon. How about a bun filled with delectable haram meat?
i dont know why im here or who i am.
but i know i must kill.
You're trying to escape an obscure, nightmarish world as a beetle
you run around for 15 minutes with your friends and literally nothing happens and even matters.
>>386554274
MAN WHO NEVER EAT PORK BUN IS NEVER WHOLE MAN
>>386554081
Napping Puppies.
Abusive dad beats up his family with a baseball bat
Man in desperate need of fuck buddy gets one and accepts the loss of them and learns how to live.
You go on a journey to become a hero only to find out you're no hero.
Came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, then I ran out of bubble gum..
>>386554274
Napping puppis have already been mentioned in this thread, but I suppose it's not illegal for it come up twice.
you get some dosh to buy a car to race people but give up halfway because you cant pass the advanced licence test
Local dad ruins everything.
Niggers with guns on a boat.
>>386554283
STALKER?
>>386554338
Minecraft?
>>386545094
Halo 5
>>386554439
FFX
>>386554386
White Phosphorus: The QTE
Also known as Spec Ops: The Line.
>Finn proves that they're the best and most psychopathic of snipers while hunting down mecha
>>386554386
Spec Ops: The line
Local king tries to destroy all humans after his dad tries to murder him a few times
>Guy gets released from prison
>Proceeds to beat up everyone in a quest to find his ex
>>386543909
Binding of Isaac?
glorified tech demo with drones, inception x illuminati and fall damage
dude lightbulb bongs lmao
>>386554438
Gran Turismo.Getting gold is hard,
everything else is easy.
Some cyka says he doesn't want to kill people then kills tons of people
You shipwreck in a faraway land and ultimately destroy a dream invading alien god that cursed the land.
The soundtrack is amazing.
>>386554662
have you played 2?
>>386554638
Saints row 2?
>>386554668
GTA IV
You're an edgy fuck who doesn't want to be an edgy fuck anymore, you're dating this useless bitch and you have a better connection to a 6 year old girl than you do with your girlfriend
Your best friend is a weak willed cuck who can't get over your girlfriend
>>386554632
Reciever.
A Matrix cosplayer goes on a morally grey adventure.
>>386554751
bingo
>>386554726
I'll admit that I haven't. I'm guessing it's harder than the newer games?
>>386554798
im sure before i post someone else got this already
>>386554708
Bloodborne, the Old Hunters DLC?
>>386554727
Correct.
>protagonist's poetic and stoic personality is mistaken for being a major pussy that lets PTSD push him around while fighting they who shouldn't be named ere we trigger pol
>>386554806
I never managed to win that game, does something happen if you get all the tapes?Does something happen if you listen to the "static" tape long enough?
>>386554853
>Bloodborne, the Old Hunters DLC?Alundra
>>386554853
You don't really shipwreck in a faraway land, though. You just pop into a warped version of the place you've been slumming in the entire game
>>386554798
deus ex
you forgot your malaria pills
>>386554098
WEIGHT OF THE WOOOOOORLD
>>386554834
some of the muscle RWD cars are unbearable to drive, especially when you have to finish whole track without going out of bounds
Half of you goes on an anime adventure with cute girls while the other half experiences the worst side of human race and goes insane
>>386554910
i have played that dumb ass demo for hours and never gotten all of the tapes.
>>386541959
Deep Fear?
A stripper with daddy issues kills god through the power of nude dancing
exterminator gets call for pests that are larger by the power of 5
Disenchanted general despairs over loss of his family and kickstarts a rebellion army filled to the brim with loyal soldiers and creative and deadly machinery to wage war upon the entire world only to be confronted by a small group of elite soldiers that mow down all of his troops with hand cannons or whatever weapon they find along the way.
You create vast amounts of cleavage.
Main villain is a giant world ending bug, best girl is a cavewomanSecond hint might be too much
>>386554957
Farcry 2
>>386554918
Correct.
This one's a bit harder: After saving an ugly child a British astronaut and his pals end up starting a military campaign.
some dude with daddy issues realizes the only reason he's alive is because some retarded ghost statues dreamt him up
help your father rebuild the universe, because he destroyed it during he was drunk the other day
you are a gary stu time police literal who that kicks asses left and right because the loli god is your boss
>>386540623
"The world ends with you"?
>>386550981
God of war
>>386555046
EDF?
>>386555218
>Implying Lucca isn't the best
Daddy and daughter go off to kill their aunt.
>>386555192
It would fit Super Robot Wars Original Generation pretty well, the first half at least, if it wasn't for the hand cannons and whatnot.
>>386552889
Close, but not a Nintendo game
i guess you have fun until you encounter more fun and you get a game over.
>>386555328
>Lucca
>Tiny nerd who can barely stop her mom from being crippled
>Ayla
>Stronk, gorgeous cavewoman who takes what she wants, which possibly includes you
I knew it was too obvious
>>386555201
That shitty action game where you play as an anime girl and unironically powers up by getting larger breasts up to a disappointingly small maximum?
>>386541440
LISA?
A puzzle game with tits and ass
>>386555224
>>386555328
Correct.
>game is simply the third extension of a crossover movie
>Shooting stuff and licking walls to find treasure.
>>386555441
Dwarf Fortress?
anime-pop and rng with no real gameplay
>>386555252
Katamari damacy
>>386540059
You play as people who work for the same organization who have been trapped in a hellish purgatory forced to kill each other over and over again.
>>386555546
yee
>>386555538
Hint: there is alos underwear.
>>386555616
Any Japanese rythm game.
>>386555640
Clive Barker's Jericho?
>>386548383
Persona 3?
fucking madagaskar
Usurpation leads to stabbing people who are just doing their job
>>386555027
Bayonetta
>>386555046
Earth defnce force
>>386555724
>rng
Some nazis want to kill a god and break the world. Some fuckhead stops your execution, and you kill him later
>>386555616
100% OJ
Choose between the definitive version of the game, or the one where you can slay the titty monster
you must kill your friends over and over again until someone finally kills the hydra
>>386555816
It would be a loser's excuse to why he loses.
A guy invests a ton of money in you only for you to ultimately tell him to fuck off, allowing him to become a poorly-written dickass villain.
Some teenager gets dragged into some deep, shady shit by trying to white knight.
>>386555835
yee
A giant penis tells you to kill god
>>386555539
MvC3
Dude with one arm whos not him because im also him and you are too starts a personal army again because nukes and theres a chick and another lesser clothed chick and theres a jungle car dude and an angry dude and micro managing and stuff.
>>386555925
Persona 5?
>>386555916
Mass effect 2
>>386555916
Mass Effect.
>>386555916
Mass Effect. Easy
>>386555289
Xenoverse 2
Your dad gets sick so you've got to become the worlds greatest herder
first order of business is to cook 52,612 sharks
>>386556082
yee
A guy goes looking for a cube and kills the ancient evil on the side.
>>386556021
Winrar is you
>>386555761
No ive might have been a jokin a little with the explanation.
>>386556007
mgsv too easy dude
>>386555640
Overwatch?
>>386556541
TF2
you wake up on a beach and get a friend and a house, after that you get an online degree and save the world from.. yourself?
>>386555529
Catherine
>>386555826
Skyrim
>>386556663
Close, but not quite. More recent
A simple game of baseball with your friends turns into a desperate struggle against an uncaring God.
>>386555529
Hunie Pop
>>386556668
Ayup
Some guys play dress-up and get in fights
>>386556608
>>386556635
No
>>386556764
Nope
Some guy gets kicked out of his village and in the end turns into a bird
>>386556808
FFVII or XV
your immersion is ruined when you find out that you are a potato
also your mommy has nice tits
>>386556541
>>386556884
Is itR6:Siege?
>>386556927
Total War: Warhammer?
>>386556989
>Ruining the fun
>>386555664
>>386555538
Come on!
>>386556989
Yes
>>386556970
Pokemon. Pretty much any one of them.
>>386556942
nope
>>386557130
CREATING clevage doesn't make sense. At least not to me.
>>386556970
DA2?