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You dumb fucking brats, you think you're not gonna buy my game? I sold the game twice to you shitty kids already, remember Skyrim? The game that's a boring turd? Everyone ate it up. You're all just cattle, waiting in line to buy my game. If you don't like it, too bad. I've got the whole public fooled. I'm the underdog to them. Say you're on the chess team and people are blind to your scum because they think you're the nerd who rose up against the odds.
Go ahead, Try and steal my treasure if you can.
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>>386508685
What IS his treasure?
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What would his treasure be? Horse armour dlc?
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>>386508785
GOTY awards
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>>386508685
N-no, there's never any way I'd say that! I'm an honest developer who only makes best games I can and want nothing more than for my fans to be happy. I would never force or trick them into buying hastily-made DLC or the same game over and over again. You guys trust me, right?
You're not me!
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>>386508685
>My game isn't even WORTH buying! I completely understand why people pirate it!
>No! YOU'RE NOT ME!
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>>386509045
Thou art I, and I am thou
Thou hast established a new bond
Thou shalt be blessed when creating a persona of the shekels arcana
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>>386508685
What would Todd's palace look like?
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>>386510110
A mountain that cannot be climbed under normal circumstances.
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>>386510110
see this mountain?
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Praise my game! Witness, bathed in the glory of my countenance! Praise my game!
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>>386508785
a copy of Redguard, it's his favorite TES and the very first game he was the lead designer at Beth
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>>386510730
>Deny Todd's game
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Got it
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>get to the top of Todd's mountain
>his treasure is a shitty gun with a random legendary effect
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>>386511094
>Gun
>Not lead pipe or police baton
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>>386510934
Anon wash your hands you are dirty.
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Reposting the legend:
Just buy my game
It's got the best AI I'm promising you
I'm not a liar
It's on your Steam queue
And the Switch too
Right before your eyes
NPCs with lives
See that mountain that - you'll climb
As the game code grows
Tryin' to mod it shows
(You) Might as well not waste your time
So you know my game's out there
Zero lies in the making
It just works without breaking
Don't ask, the engine won't change
And your voices ring out, yeah
Charged for mods when they were free
Shilled it out here on nu-/v/
Now go preorder my game
Just buy my game
It's open world, I promise that you will find
It's just as good as
Breath of the Wild
Go on, make up your mind
A taste of your own mods
Bugs in every step
Bugs that make you just, restart
Your fate remains the same
Shitposting in vain
You're a part of my sales chart
And you'll know my game's out there
Zero lies in the making
Preorders for the taking
Don't ask, the engine won't change
And your voices rang out, here
Charged for mods when they were free
Shilled it out here on nu-/v/
Now go preorder my game
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>>386511878
anon wash your tongue you have shit taste in anime
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