"In collaboration with Rockstar Energy Drink and Pop-Tarts,

Lol wtf

Lol wtf

Lol wtf

Lol wtf

Lol wtf

Lol wtf

Lol wtf

>>386472558
C-C-COMBOBREAKER

Lol wtf

Lolwtf

Lel wth

lmao wat

Lol wtf

>>386472558
>pop tarts
>lifestyle partners
>upping their game
They are fucking poptarts. Like the most basic cheap pastry thing you can get. How does a poptart "up its game"? Become toaster strudels?

Lol wtf

Lol wtf

Lol wtf

Lol wtf

put me in the screencap

Brown sugar cinnamon are GOAT

Pop Tarts are back baby! lol

Lol wtf

>>386472558
Has poptarts replaced Doritos as stereotypical gamer food? If so, what's replacing Mountain Dew? Tang?

Lol wtf

Best thread on /v/ rn desu

>>386474004
Weed is replacing Mt dew

>>386474092
Wrong
>>386473715

Lol wtf

Lol wtf

>>386473867
This. They are shit tier bottom of the barrell pastries made for children.

ROTFL dafuq?

Lol wtf

Lol wtf is my genuine reaction to this news.

I'm laughing out loud, what the fuck.

wtf I lol now

Why aren't you eating poptarts RIGHT NOW/v/????

This is funny enough to elicit a physical reaction from me in the form of laughter, I must ask what the meaning of this strange news is

>>386473867
hahahahahahhhhhahhahahhhhahaha

Pop-Tarts? If you are over 13 and eat these, consider suicide.

>>386473867
its non-sense buzzword corporate speak

they have nothing to do but sit at a desk and come up with this bullshit all day

>>386474004
If the OP is to be believed, Monster.

>>386474532
If you're over 13 and play Destiny, consider suicide

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>>386474092
>Best thread on /v/ is some guy samefagging
>36 different IPs
Lol wtf

>come back home to the states after 8 years
>rediscover pop tarts
>halfway through a 48 pack right now

fuck what you guys say, pop tarts are amazing as far as commercialized sugary crap goes.

>>386474596
>36 IPs
>45 posts
So a few people made 2 or 3 posts, not all the posts are lol wtf
What did he mean by this

>>386474590

This is also a worthwhile statement.

These kinds of games do feel targeted at edgy 13 year olds, so it makes sense

Lol wtf

lol wtf

Lol wtf

>>386474679
>not all the posts are lol wtf
They should be

wwwww 何あれ。

>>386474614
They are a decent meal replacement for when you are to lazy, or to time crunched for actual food.

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are poptarts worth it?

Lol wtf

Lol wtf

笑 重量

лoлштo

>>386474837
Worth what, fucking 50 cents a pop?

لول وتف

Lol wtf

rehash flavored pop tarts

Lol wtf

>>386474951
so its worth popping right

>>386474532
>>386474590
>>386474693
If you play games over 13, consider suicide

I think the question that needs to be asked here: https://strawpoll.com/rycrgc86

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>>386473867
>>386474193
>it's a pastry thread episode

>>386474132
Well they are both green so eh

>>386475145
>microwave
You monster

>>386475145
Well then, /v/ posters are safe.

>>386474092

Wrong

>>386463609

Lol wtf

>>386472558
Why does gross consumerism like this make me sick?

>>386475567

you have a brain

>>386475567
because you're a dirty commie

>>386475370
>cuckolding
KEK???? KEK!
KEK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOO

>>386475370
I've had to do it in the past when i've been at places without toasters. Sucks, but some flavors of poptarts should never be consumed unheated.

>>386475567
Because you're seeing through the facade
Spread class consciousness

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>>386475250
Looks like McDonald Apple "pies" we get here

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>>386475567
The fire rises, brother

Are we going to get a Pop-Tart themed exotic? That would be awesome.

>>386475670
Thats encouraging I guess.
>>386475682
If only it were that easy

I fucking love strawberry pop tarts. All other pop tarts are trash, but strawberry is the gold standard of cheap-o snacks.

>>386475250
Shit that looks good. Tried a pastry like that from the local store but the filling inside was way too fucking sweet and made it hard to eat. Pastries are delicious. Just finished my last two bite croissant pastry with chocolate on it.

Poptarts are the most important part of a PC build so with Destiny 2 coming to PC it makes sense.

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>>386475567

Put me in the screencap

wなぜ

>>386476030
What does Loss have to do with consumerism?

>>386475751
Even those are a better pastry than poptards.

>>386473947
This man knows the truth.

wew lad

>>386475983
>Strawberry
>not Blueberry
While i respect your opinion, I must disagree.

>>386476339
Cinnamon is objectively the best

>>386475983
>he doesn't eat smores pop tarts
Your loss buddy, if I'm gonna eat junk I'll at least eat good tasting junk

>>386476687
Smores is the best non berry poptart, but let's be real here. Non fruit variants are an abomination of the tart part of the poptart name.

>>386476687
Any non s'mores s'mores is a fucking meme, except for s'mores Jell-O pudding, which is an outlier.

>>386473867
Fucking killed me.

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>>386472558
Lol wtf

So wait, will poptarts be a consumable in-game?

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Watermelon is best pop tart.

Lol wtf

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Has science gone too far?

>>386478327
>the three worst jolly rancher flavors
Yes.

>>386472558
This is the first food combination that has actually made me gag.

>>386479152
>green apple
>not best
End yourself mate, shit taste

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>>386473947
someone with taste here

>>386473947
Dude, you are fucking correct.


I put mines in the toaster tho

>>386479152
true. blue kind best kind

>former coworker got a destiny tattoo a couple days after it came out
>wears suits and unironically says "swag is for boys, class is for men"
>like even has it as his Facebook header
>thinks he's the goat for being a $12/hr assistant manager at movie theater

This is the type of person they're going for.

he also landed a cute young gf who only does anal cause she's saving herself for marriage

>>386479352
Speaking of toasting your poptarts.

https://strawpoll.com/rycrgc86

>"Two....legends...that are...uhh shit, shit...what do I write? What is this stupid Destiny 2 thing? Oh it's a video game...uhh ok....two legends that are upping...their....game. Great! I'm done with my work for today."
>*pulls out gun and shoots self in the head*

Lol wtf

>>386473867
Late capitalism

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>>386475751
Holy shit, you still have those? Those were edible, unlike the cardboard crap they hand out here now

>>386472558
>expansion sold as a sequel

anyone who buys Destiny 2 should just go to sleep on the nearest traintracks

You need to freeze Pop Tarts to get their prime taste.

Also birthday sunday is the best flavor.

ftw loL