why can't britbongs make good looking women? At this point

I do her

in the butt

That's just how bong women look

>>386463886

But that's what british women look like?

Big eyes and buck teeth.

No wonder colonists had to fuck native americans because their women were so ugly

>>386463886
Don't you fucking dare group us in with that self inserting cuck faggot tameem.

Aloy is cute though

>>386463886
they should remodel the jaw and mouth,if you crop these you'll see it looks like a douchebag's,not a girl's mouth

>>386463886
she would look good if not covered in shit and wore her hair down

>>386463886
That's actually an impossible 12/10 in bongistan

>>386464424

>not a girl's mouth

You have seen a lot of girls then. A lot of them have worse manjaws than actual men. At worst those guys have double chins instead

So like is this game our or what?

I (((preloaded))) on my PS4. I can't play it. But people are posting screenshots and shit I haven't seen before, and Youtube has fucking TWO live lets plays going. What is happened? Did I get cucked?

>brits
>in charge of good looking women
Thats like having brits in charge of good food, or good cars, or not being colonized by pakis

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>>386463886
I find her way more attractive than Aloy and her hamster face. But blue eyes + dark hair and pale skin is what I like the most. The fact that she's insane is a bonus.

I hate that they showed us things like this and they give us an almost fully covered character now though.

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>how dare you not make every fictional woman sexually attractive to me REEEEEEE

Have you ever seen a britbong woman?
They are the trashiest, ugliest, fattest and loudest bitches in Europe.
In France we have a saying about British men, that the sole reason they conquered so many foreign lands is that they wanted to flee their women.

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She doesn't look like Pete and Pete, that's definitely an improvement over aloy.

>>386464595

From what I understand, the game is kinda like Rise of the Tomb Raider. It has puzzles, and combat sections, but is like only 7 hours long because only 10 guys were making it

It releases tomorrow

>>386464790
who likes to play games with ugly people you liberal trash?

>>386464870

>In France we have a saying about British men, that the sole reason they conquered so many foreign lands is that they wanted to flee their women.

Truth.

In fact, when the brits came to america they mistook the indian males as women because they were more beautiful than their own women

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English people are the pinnacle of beauty.

>>386464914
You just reminded me how great the opening song to that show is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkGtGt1L6iU

>>386464984

She's not even ugly. She's just average.

Also, if it's a gory game, I like my dude to be ugly as fuck, not some bishy

>>386465057
French and British are not people

>>386465120
You're alright anon, forgot how cool this song was.

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>>386465198
>She's just average.
pic is average

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>british women

>>386464984
I like to play games for gameplay, go jerk off to your loli waifu now

>>386465306

Yeah and so is Senua.

In fact I'd call her uglier because she has more visible wrinkles on her face and a big ass nose. She's a literal butterface.

>>386465203

Indeed, they are superior beings who conquered the world.

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>>386463886
>aloy
>cute

Brits are the worst people in the world.

Awful angrish accent
Awful food
Awful cities
Awful toilets
Awful infrastructure
Awful beer

>>386463886
>why can't britbongs make good looking women?
Hmmmm, I wonder......
Could it be due to the fact that bong "women" are ugly as fuck and even a 10/10 woman by bong standards is 2/10 by non-bong standards?

>>386465717
They are germans but with uglier women

>>386465717

AT LEAST WE'RE NOT CANADA

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>>386463886
I think she's cute.

>>386467391

She was literally almost identical besides the eyes. How'd they fuck that up?

>>386467391
the original actress is beautiful
Bear in mind I don't have sex since 2012 though

>>386467485
check her eyes, nostrils, chin and eyebrows

>>386467391

I wonder how mocap actress feel to see their likeness made into a game character that constantly gets brutally killed.

I know the model for Jill Valentine felt weird about it.

I still feel like the original hell blade trailer looked better before everyone bitched about the combat.

It looked like it had the potential to be godhand with swords

>>386468014
back to rebbit

>>386464790
This

Me, my Reddit, and my Tumblr friends think the same. Women should be at least 300 huge amercian pounds. Skin women are not gender appropriate.

Now I must go, my gender studies prof needs me to make a presentation about how racist sexist xenophobic and transplansnansdanmatragdasoaskjgfkdhskhfsjdagsfhphobic he is.

>>386468106
>Godhand = God + Hand
>Hellblade = Hell + Blade
Mother of God