come on anon, dont you want the best, most loved, prettiest horse

But I can just fast travel

or you could get ALL the zelda amiibos as nfc tags for around 20 bucks

>>386428436
I've been trying to get this faggot for ages on Cemu and I just keep getting garbage weapons every time.

>>386428942
>>386429081
>>386429194
this thread about
HORSE
PUSSY
you dense faggots.

dont you want to fuck epona? she is sexy as hell.

>>386428436
You can get better horses than her on that one hill anyway.

>>386429278
Can't fuck her if she never shows up.

>>386428436
>bought all 18 or so nfc stickers on ebay
>25 dollars
>plus shipping
eh

>>386429278
Well
Post some yourself for starters

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>>386428436

>posting content from a 12.99 amiibo
>Saying it's 24.99

I mean unless you're an idiot who falls for scalpers selling this shit above their set price, why lie about this?

>>386429926
cant, muh jerb.
but you know that horse pussy is better than human pussy in every way, right?

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>>386428436
> amiibo shit
> also in the worst Zelda ever
Hah, no.

>>386429721
If you use the smash link amiibo, she is the first thing to spawn. You just need to be past the tutorial area.

>not using ganonhorse

Or I can just pirate you. Heh.

>>386430418
Not that guy but I have 2 eponas, and neither one of them ever once showed up when I whistled for them, other horses will but not them. Eponas a faggot horse.

>>386431264
fuck you she is a good sexy horsey

>>386429278
Kill yourself

>>386432319
fuck off lee. horse vagina is the best on the planet and is better than human vagina in literally every way, educate yourself retard.

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>>386432409

>>386432537
exactly, you are an unedcated retard. mares have control over their pussy muscles, meaning they can constrict down to accommodate any size of penis, they could even massage your cock and milk you for cum without either of you moving.

>>386430189
Except for the whole being illegal part.

>>386433627
>illegal
t. cuck country resident
the gubmint doesn't care if i fuck horses cause i dont live in some commie shithole.

>>386433627
Legal in Washington

>>386433752
I have to make some arrangements now, thank you.

>>386433791
made horseporn better forever*
ftfy
there is so much fucking great anatomically correct HORSE PUSSY mlp r34 content you faggot.

>>386434036
>anatomically correct
>Bright purple/pink skin and fur
Pick one

>>386434609
im talking about the pussy you fucking aspie retard.

>>386430272
>BoTW
>Zelda game

>>386434996
>Aspie retard
>Likes MLP
Kill yourself manchild

>>386430272
wind waker had no amiibo shit retard

>>386429940
I found fag that bought it

You mean $12.99.

Also
>not the fastest horse
>not the strongest horse
>can't even equip different bridles and saddles

You're not missing shit.

>>386436152

>people can't look up prices

>>386429278
Jeez, straight to the point, aren't ya?

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>>386428436
Joke's on you pal, I literally just made this for less then 6 bucks so I don't have to buy any shitty Amiibos.

>>386428436
Other horses can be trained to be better than Epona, so you're not missing anything by not having her.

>>386438339
She's actually the best horse in the game. I remember reading something about it, apparently she gallops for longer, makes her the fastest over long distances.

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>>386429278

>>386439264
Fuck no, the giant horse is far superior

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>>386439396
The giant horse is fat and ugly!