This guy walks into your diner and slurps your milkshake.

>>386392010
Buy skyrim special edition

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>>386392093
Good timing anon! Show me your skyrim: vr edition preorder receipt please. You DID also preorder Doom VFR right?

>>386392010
nothing cause the shitty game has scenes where i do nothing

ILL SHOW YOU A SLURP!
*unzips his dick*

>>386392361
damn this is a quality toddpost

>>386394567
wew very aryan

>>386392010
Dude you're gonna get brain freeze if you keep slurping like that.

>>386392010
"HE SLURPS MY MILKSHAKE, HE SLURPS IT ALL UP"

>>386396397


Now buy him another one.

>>386392010

Tell him to ease up on the totenkopf polish

>>386392010
thank him for his service. The military always deserves are utmost respect and admiration. It is your patriotic duty as an american.

>>386392361
I wasnt expecting that much quality in a toddshoop

I drink your milkshake. I drink it up.

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YOU want to fuck with ME?
Think again, you little wood chips-inhaling worm!
I just did 12.5 g of pure speed.
I AM Homo Divinus. I AM what Nietzsche described as Übermensch. I AM what Einstein called gravitational wave.

YOU mere mortal dare to question ME?
I AM what Orwell described as Big Brother. My diet consists exclusively of Prometheus' liver.
Do NOT try to fight me. It is of NO use.
I AM time itself.

I AM what Pandora tried to keep sealed in her box.
I AM the one that pushed Kronos from his throne.
Atlas loses grip if I so please.
Do NOT try to resist. It will be of NO use. I will bring great rot and decay to your race, mortal.

I transcended into realms believed to be mere fiction by human weaklings.

DRAAAAAAAAINAGE ANON, DRAAAAAINAGE

>>386399203
Ayy lmao

>>386392010
Ask what music he listens to on that headset, then mock him for it regardless of the quality, implying his taste in music doesn't warrant high quality audio.

>>386392361
>Skyrim vr
I'd buy it.

>>386392361
Yeah. I left it in my car Todd. I'll just go get it now.

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>>386399421
Anon...

>>386399290
What if he says that he listens to a looped audio of jews screaming?

>>386392010
I drink his milkshake.
I DRINK IT UP.

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>>386399993
timed exclusive

https://uploadvr.com/skyrim-vr-will-come-htc-vive-next-year/

>>386392010
what if i want to fight japs just as badly as I want to fight nazis

>>386392361
>wanted poster
Is that dreamboy?

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hey guys! my dad told me we could try out this new game called Fallout 4 VR
Come join me, we can have pizzarolls and soda while playing it
It will be a blast!

>>386392361
Y.yes herr Todd. I'll just get it out of my pocket now...

>>386400454
... Hmm, now I remember something about the Japs in "The New Order", but I can't remember if I'm right on this.
Did General Wilhelm Strauss attack Japan after the Soviets, and then the Western Allies, were defeated?

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>>386392010
Ask about superior GERMAN SCIENCE.

>>386392361
No, I actually plan on pirating both Todd.

>>386403004
I will not ask. SHOW ME SHOW IT TO ME NOW YES YES YES

>>386398214
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT
HHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>386392010
you do nothing because the bar owner is the one who will kill the guy

>>386392010
Shake his hand and ask him to sit with me.

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So the janitors are doing something?

>>386404923
sans concierge

>>386392010
that'll be five dollars sir

>>386404981
What does that mean?

>>386392361
HATE SKYRIM

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>>386403410
Haha, anon-kun! You always were a kidder! Get out that receipt, pal.

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>>386403410
SHOW ME YOUR RECEIPT NOW!