Splatoon 2 : Stats thread >Rank >Level >Money >Likes

Supportive sex with Marina ! You lost the splatfest but it's ok !

>C-
>31
>201800
>Playing Ranked
>The amount of useless specials

>>386355114
>Rank:
A- in rainmaker, didn't bother with the other modes
>Level:
23
>Money:
Constantly at around 40k cause i'm compulsively scrubbing constantly
>Likes:
The new music, new specials
>Dislikes:
The fact that rollers are now dogshit, the fact that tri sloshers are insanely strong and the fact that every match out there seems to have at least 1 tri slosher faggot.

Reminder that Mayo won 3-0

>>386355429

Fuck off :)

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>A Rainmaker, B+ Tower Control, lol Splat Zones
>28
>I dunno, I keep spending it
>Rainmaker, the N'Zap, 4-man Tenta Missiles
>How unapologetically worthless some specials are

>>386355429
A Japanese company that puts mayo on everything fixed a video game to make their favorite sauce win.

>>386355114
>Rank
B in all 3
>Level
16
>Money
about 50k
>Likes
salmon run, even though I'm not very good at it yet
>Dislike
dual squelcher got butchered. Dualies are shit.

>>386355463
Dadrockers hate pop and a lot of kids go through the lewronggeneration phase despite a lot of pop being targeted to kids, so pop v rock could very easily be a war.

>>386355114
>Rank
A+ turf wars, A tower control, A- rainmaker
When I have the time I'm getting all of those to S+. Well, maybe not rainmaker, I don't enjoy it that much compared to the others hence me not playing it as much.

>Level
29

>Money
IDK like 40k? I really haven't had as much time with the game as I'd like so most days I'm just getting enough to buy all the gear in the shop then leaving.

>Likes
Basically everything. It's a good game.

>Dislikes
The maps in the game right now are worse than the ones in the first game. Don't know why they chose the 2 worst maps to port over first.

Holy fuck kill yourselves ketchtards. I am constantly losing now that I'm forced to play with you underage fucks again.

Boxer vs Briefs when?

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>>386355114
>Rank
SSS, gonna take a short break since splatfest happen.
I don't want to burn myself out.
>Level
33
>Money
Like 700,000
>Likes
Mayo won
>Dislikes
I have to wait until salmon run tomorrow

>>386355114
S, A+, A
30
500,000

>Likes
Splatling, Shifty Station, competent teammates, N-zap, new splatfest music, old standard music

>Dislikes
Chargers, people who bring aerospray into ranked, chargers on my team who don't hit anything, Starfish Mainstage

>>386355884
Is that supposed to be a contest? Hint:
Boxers win. How people can put up with having their dick and balls permanently squished against their groin is beyond me

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>>386355114
Post yfw you got 24 shells.

>>386355239

The only useless special is Stingray

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>>386355984

>>386355980
Boxers are for small dicks
When you have a fat swingin cock you need to hold it in place or else it falls out either pant leg

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>>386355984

>>386356016
To be honest I've seen some people who are fucking beasts with it.

I'm betting there's some trick where you can keep the outlines from going away until right before you actually start shooting.

Either that or they know places where they can fire while looking at the enemy and drop down into cover instantly.

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>>386355984

Isn't it funny that if we were going by the old Splatfest rules, Popularity + (Wins*6), that they changed to try and keep it from being a reverse popularity contest that Ketchup would have won?

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>>386355984
was a pleasant suprise honestly

>>386356016
>throw 100 bombs that will get covered up once the special ends
>armor that does jack shit
>smackdown that lets the other team run away before it hits anyone
>1-hit kill jetpack where you can't aim
>>only useless special in Stingray

>>386355114
>B-/B+/B+
>lv15
>150k
>new specials require skill & planning & arent op / maps are more open, harder to spawn camp
>not enough new weapon types / too much rng on the blasters

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>>386355984

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>>386356117
>Being a shower and not a grower
I'll take convenience while flaccid and just going on about my day, thanks.

>>386356126

People are just being predictable

It doesn't even work as area denial since it takes so long to kill. I've racked up multi kills with it but 9/10 times I'd be better off just not using it and using my standard weapon, except maybe on Moray or to pop the RM shield

>>386356214
You sound unskilled.
Develop proficiency.

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>The state of tomato jam

Anybody got any Splatfest ideas?

TV vs Movies
Breakfast vs Dinner
Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook
Nintendo vs Sony
Israel vs Palestine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydBVa6qCmFk

>>386356376
Boy Squid vs Girl Squid

>>386356214
Yeah you're C- alright

lel at armor doing jack shit, it's the fuckin' meta

>>386355114
Jet Squelcher is so fucking good. I use ink resistance, bomb resistance and ink recovery. Just blast fools all day long and then fire rockets at the entire team. Used to be a charger fag but they take way too long to charge and the reach isn't even good compared to the squelcher.

>>386356376
Nerds vs Chads

>>386356126
The question though, is that would those same people be even more beast with a decent special like inkjet?

>>386356214

You know you can do splashdown out of superjump, right?

>>386355114

>Rank
S all
>Level
39
>Money
500 000
>Likes
Gameplay mechanics, controls, aesthetics
>Dislikes
Gimped local play, no way to play 2-players from the same console, local wireless disconnects all the time.

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>>386356502

>>386356376
Safe vs Bareback.

>>386356376

Traps vs. Shemales

>>386356369
Imagine being this poster, having wasted hours of his precious time on earth trying to make team mayo lose, and still having lost in the end.

>>386356117
Nigga what. Briefs can't hold shit. If a half chub shows up my dick's poking out and rubbing all against my jeans. Boxers for everyday wear, briefs for when you need extra mobility.

Anyone here not using motion controls, what sensitivity are you using for the sticks?

>>386356673

I too enjoy losing, fellow dumbass!

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>>386355984

>>386355114
>Rank
A: Rainmaker
A: Splat Zones
S: Tower Control
working towards getting ASS on my Splatnet 2 Profile
>Level
28
>Money
76923
>Likes
I like playing with friends, but none of my friends want to play outside of Regular Battle, other than one who's the only one in a different timezone
>Dislikes
long list
>playing with pussies who run away and get pushed back by the enemy team
>people who don't super jump in when the coast is clear and ignore you saying "to me"
>being S Rank in general. I figured if I get to S rank in Splat Zones I'll have more fun, but I just had 20 kills in Port Mackerel and I was the only one capturing the zone, looking at the map and finding my teammates in every location that wasn't the zone, while the enemy team took it over and we lost by one point
>people who stand still then move around a bit, so they don't disconnect, even though they're not playing, I still lost in my last game of Splat Zones when I needed a win to get to A+, instead I went down to below the OK Line

>>386356376
Closed borders vs open borders

>>386356934
'news' outlets go insane over Closed Borders winning due to the fact that Japan is playing too

>>386356376
Kaijus vs mechs

>win every mayo match on the road to king
>other ketchup bros let me down

What a deeply unsatisfying feeling

>>386356673
I just use default because my aim will be shit regardless.

>>386355884

What about panties?

>>386357059
sweating_man.jpg

>>386357090
Sorry man I would have tried, but I only faced Mayo maybe 5 or 6 times yesterday almost the whole day.

>>386356376

Given the Gen 2 Pokemon games are coming out on VC and the first Pokemon Splatfest was to promote the VC releases of the original I'd be surprised if we don't get Pokemon Gold Vs. Pokemon Silver.

>>386356376
TV mode vs Handheld mode
Left joycon vs Right joycon
Pro controller vs Joycon

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>>386356934

>>386355114
>Rank
A- in Splatzones, B+ in Tower Control, and B- in Rainmaker.
>Level
Close to 22 but 21.
>Money
225,410
I don't buy that much cloths
>Likes
Salmon Run, Pearl, new music, special besides stingray, ketchup
>Dislikes
Bucket players, no split screen co-op, mayo, and all the furries in the square like why the fuck are they even there

>>386357090
Over the course of 8 hours, I was 13-6 against mayo. I did what I could.

>>386355114
>Rank
S in all 3 modes
>Level
30
>Money
246k
>Likes
The game as a whole is very good
>Dislikes
Too few maps, Duelies are meh or I'm just not very good with them, Brella still not out, Rapid Blaster, and grenade spam is still incredibly annoying

Pearl winning in all three regions is racist as hell. They should have given one to Marina if they didn't want to make their political agenda so obvious.

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>B
>20
>120.000
>Salmon Run
>Everything related to playing with friends, stupid map rotations, useless Salmon Run time restrictions, no normal ranked with friends, no real party or lobby for friends, no bots for custom machtes, the netcode, disconnects despite the Switch cuddling the router

I love it, but there are so many things wrong or stupid with it that keeps frustrating me to the point of quitting maybe

>>386357090

You will become used to it after a few splatfests.

>>386357164
Panties vs Bloomers

>>386356376
Overwatch vs TF2
Whoever wins will get their game ported to the switch

>>386356214
>throw 100 bombs that will get covered up once the special ends
in Splat Zones it's extremely useful since it pretty much turns the tides of the match, even in Turf War you can win the game for your team on your own with it
>armor that does jack shit
kek
>smackdown that lets the other team run away before it hits anyone
Splashdown was shit when nobody knew how to use it, but the fact that you can do it out of Super Jump or on the Tower in Tower Control makes it extremely useful
>1-hit kill jetpack where you can't aim
git gud

C- makes me think you just got the game, so you're gonna find out how good the specials are soon and you'll hate Ink Armour

>he makes his splatfest choice dependant on the girls
how much of a vagina slave can you be to stay loyal to a nintendo character?
fucking betas.

>>386357059
What the fuck is kaijus

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>>386357286
>dick says Silver because of lugia but heart says Gold because Gold was the version I had when I was growing up
this is going to be a hard choice to make
going to end up going Gold
>>386357423
Panties all the way

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>Squid Beakon at spawn

>>386357608
The term for giant monsters like Godzilla

>>386357608
godzillas and other giant monsters

>>386357646
Sometime I forget what sub I have equipped when I ink spawn, ok

>>386357683
>>386357740

Just call them monsters then. Don't be a fucking weeb.

>>386357490
I chose ketchup because while mayo is a better overall ingredient, strictly as a condiment, ketchup sees more use.

Next Splatfest!
>Shoes versus Sex!

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>>386355984

>>386357380
>no normal ranked with friends
Why? Rank is for people with no friends or no friends that are decent at the game. If friends were allowed in rank, people who don't play with friends would get fucking raped by teams who are using something like Discord to voice chat. Just get gud to use league.

>>386357364
>Ice Cream wins
>YASSSS QUEEEEENNNN IN YOUR FACE FIVEHEAD GREMLIN GOBLIN [insert another kind of insult here related to ugly creatures]
>Rock wins, Mayo wins 3x

>m-muh racism

>>386356376
GBA Fire Emblem vs. 3DS Fire Emblem

>>386357623
>Pokémon Heartgold and Dicksilver

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>>386355984

>>386356369
That's just sad.

>>386357990
God I wish that were me.

>>386356369

P R O T E C T that smile

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He does it!

>>386357885
That's simply not true.

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>>386358062
this is a terrible idea

>>386358128
Gay

>>386357782
Wasn't that the term they used in Pacific Rim?

>>386358259
I disagree, it might be the first Splatfest to actually get someone killed

Are there any videos or articles that discuss gear editing in detail? Can main abilities be scrubbed?

>>386357782

Kaiju specifies Godzilla-sized monsters as opposed to werewolves or whatever, it's a pretty standard term for the genre. Do you get triggered when someone mentions having wasabi, too?

>>386358232
Who can stop this mad man

Congrats mayo. 21 shells ain't bad though even if I've got 9 left.

>B+ for now in everything but Tower Control, because I don't like it on these maps
>21
>Just under 400k because of the constant scrubbing
>The music, the specials, dualies, the brella whenever they add it
>The fucking tri-slosher

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>>386355984

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>>386358232
>his gear
What does he know?

>>386358364
I don't know what that is, but we have a term for giant monsters. We call them giant monsters.

>>386358329
The devs committing seppuku?

>>386356483
>not using thermal ink

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>>386355984

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>>386358329
No chance of that happening

>>386358454
>Why use two words when there's a single word

>>386358241
True for me, fagoid. Ketchup goes on burgers, hotdogs, fries, nuggies, and eggs. Mayo goes on burgers and chicken sandwiches.

>>386358232
>3 of the top 5 are Splattershots

really jogs your nog

>>386355984
>Being a disgusting mayofag

Id rather vote for the superior condiment than gross, sticky Mayo.

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>>386358614
You're a disgusting human being.

>>386355114
Here's a dislike for you. I just completed every stage in single player with the Brella only to find out it wasn't in Sheldon's shop. I'm fucking mad.

>>386358614
Yeah, that just sounds like you ruining a bunch a food, subhuman

>>386355114
>>Rank
Triple S+
>>Level
39
>>Money
714662
>>Likes
The map design is much better than the first game. No invincibility specials.
>>Dislikes
Moray. Shit content coming off of the first game.

>>386358674
>>386358709
What are you guys saying you DON'T put ketchup on at least burgers, hotdogs, and fries? Eggs and nuggies I could understand. But I sure as fuck wouldn't put mayo on those either. Neither would I put mayo on fries and hotdogs.

>>386358232
Where do you view this?

>>386356016
Stingrays is great for getting rid of those annoying far away targets, or clear away folks during rain maker.

>>386358674
>>386358709
He's completely right, though. Except maybe the eggs. You're the ones with shit taste here.

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>>386355984

>>386358809
I use fucking mustard for burgers and hotdogs. And mayo for fries.

>m-m-m-muh "we only fought ketchup"

When will ketchup fags realize that there was an even number of mayo vs ketchup matches, they just had the shittier players.

>>386358928
>He doesn't use both
I mean if you want to be a pleb sure.
>Mayo for fries
Hello fritz, or muhammed.

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>>386355984

>>386358950
And the good players weren't allowed to get Mayo matches.

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>>386355984

>>386356376
Wii vs Wii U

>>386359107
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>386359107
Sure anon, sure.

>>386357885
Fair enough. As long as you chose by theme, not by slut.

>>386356376
>Doritos sponsored Cool Ranch vs. Nacho Cheese

>>386357885
Shouldn't it be which you think tastes better instead of number of applications

I think I use ketchup more often but I like mayo more, thus i chose it.

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How much you boys playin'?

>>386358495
Feels really useless to me. I can guess where they are and if I hit them they're basically dead in the first place. Having extra defense is really useful.

>>386359194
I personally won all my Mayo matches on the way to King. All 6 of them.

>>386359284
25+ so far

>>386358675

It'll only be available once the base umbrella is.

>>386359284
30. I stopped playing after the first weekend and Doomfist came out. Only popped back in for Splatfest.

Time for another hiatus until the next one maybe, if I haven't gotten sick of it.

>>386358454

We also call them kaiju

>>386359107
>sub 2000
>good

The good ketchup players were fighting mayo, you were too busy sucking octotentacle to get a chance.

>>386358813
My Stats -> Splatfest Stats -> Click the specific Splatfest

>>386359227
ranch vs cool ranch

>>386357364
Marina's team got 73% of all people playing. I think it's safe to say at this point that racism isn't going to be a factor in these Splatfests.

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>>386359107
So first it was a sure win because ketchupfags could not play against Mayo. Then ketchup lost because they could not play against mayo. Face it Mayo had the better players. Every Mayo I know was getting win rates of 60-80%.

>>386357608
Leave.

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>>386355984

>>386359498
What does Ketchup have to do with racism?

Unless the white devil poured ketchup on the native americans and that's why they're called the Red Man

SAM YOU FUCKING NIGGLET. WHY ARE YOU COVERING EVERY SQUARE INCH OF OUR SPAWN INSTEAD OF HELPING US. FUCKING HELL!

>>386359527
That tweet is from an idiot. Just like the the first game a team with a lot more players than the other loses.

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>>386359456

If I was sucking any part of Marina I can assure you I would not be interested in a condiment fight

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>>386355114
> S in Rainmaker, A+ in Tower Control and B- on Splat Zones mostly because I'm never on when Splat Zones is in rotation
>26
>310000
>Salmon Run, Ranked
>Salmon Run, Ranked, the shitty kit on the L3

>>386359627
Hey, every point counts, don't bully the children.

>>386359627

>Get back to ranked after splatfest
>Notice Teammate isn't at the RM shield at the start
>He's painting the fucking base
>In A+

Jesus Christ

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>>386359456
>sub 2000
>implying

How do people level up so quickly? Ranked matches?

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>>386359642
I love this salt

how are people already like level 30
fucking slow down the game isn't going anywhere

>>386359842
Who?

>>386359780

>Only just finally started playing ranked today because my work schedule has been ass.
>Stuck in C- hell with Children.

Mistakes were made. I should have used leave.

>>386358657
>superior condiment
>lost

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>>386359842
Can't phase the mayonnaise

>>386359842
Who is this? Why should I care?

>>386360001
How are you stuck in C-? You can solo the fucking objective if you truly don't belong there.

>>386359498

dis

If you guys lost, it definitely wasn't due to muh popularity or muh racism, otherwise, Mayo would've gotten popularity easily (beyond that, dunno). Ice Cream won thanks to both popularity and solo, Cake barely scraping by with having won Team wise.

This was a VERY close win, Mayo literally had to win both Solo and Team in order to even stand a chance against Ketchups' tremendous popularity, which they did because the majority of who gets most popularity always has a more concentrated level of bad players than the actual minority, just because there's more people involved which may or may not be good players.

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>>386360053
Who are you and why should we care.

>>386359842
Ketchad here, salt is truly the greatest condiment.

>>386360053
He's just a mayo hater who couldn't ketchup

>>386360165
I am anon.
You shouldn't care.
If you started posting screencaps of my posts here it would be just as dumb.

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>>386360203

>>386360191
>ketchad
More like ketchump

GF surprised me with this game last night. Currently sitting at 2-1.
any tips?

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>>386359897
Exp tickets.

>>386359897
Probably farmed ink tickets then farmed turf wars for freshness bonuses.

>>386359897
EXP tickets
>Keep getting matched with some level 42 guy in S

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Not even going to pretend, I am mad.
I am mad that I wasted my whole fucking day yesterday playing boring ass turf war matches against my own team that don't even count towards the competition.
I can not think of worst waste of time and on a mode I hate to play.

I'm just going to go find some people to team battle with next Splatfest, solo is hopeless if I end up on the popular team again.

>>386360361

What weapon? Or do you mean single player?

>>386360590
But you got 21 super sea snails didnt you?

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>>386360290
I think not, my cum guzzling friend.My final tally was 45 Ws against mayo and 11 Ls.

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>>386355918
>>386355114

Damn son are you me?!
This is old but i have an S+2 in splatzones now

I also have about 700000 in cash and am level 33.

>>386360665
I haven't even had I reason to use more than 3 of them so far, I'll probably still have most of them by the next splatfest.
I'd rather be losing in Salmon Run.

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>>386359842
>Superior condiment wins AND you get to watch people get butthurt about Trump again
This is the best timeline.

>>386360725
How is it climbing ranks above S+?

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Is Jet Squelcher good?

>>386361057

As a solatling main it is the bane of my fucking existence

I dunno overall though

How the hell do I get good with motion controls if they constantly offset themselves and either are too slow or go all over the place on all sensitivity levels?

>>386360834
They are used to get the right gear loadouts.

>>386355984
Only got 16 :(((((((((((((((

>>386361168
Y

>>386361049
Same as any other rank, but the 'OK' bar gets further up each time, and if you derank you go back to 0.

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>>386355114
>Rank
A- in TC, S in the others.
>Level
29
>Money
130k
>Likes
The game
>Dislikes
Having to wait for my FUCKING SQUIFFER

>>386361057
Yes

>>386361148
How? You outgun us. It's not a safe 1v1 in our favor.

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>>386355216

Yes please.

>>386355114
>B- in all modes
>20, almost 21
>$185349
>Love the action-packed, fast paced gameplay
>It's got some pretty bad balance issues, and why aren't there any brella weapons available? An entire weapon class is being locked off behind a timer!

I thought it lasts all weekend. Not one day.

>>386361057
It's awesome. You outgun everyone. Kill entire teams by myself now, even that stupid inkjet is useless because of its ridiculous range.

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Cordless power drills

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>>386356376

Fit versus thicc

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>fighting fellow ketchupbros most of the time
>got good teammates half the time and that was only when fighting ketchupbros
fuck this gay earth

>tfw I missed Splatfest

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>>386357059

Noice.

>>386361823
>Not everyone finds cynicism attractive

You'd be surprised with how many men like to be cucked by their own waifu.

>>386357059
>Cross promotion with Pacific Rim 2
Fund it

>>386361329

You outrange us, and you're one of the few who do and can do it with sustained fire

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>>386361057
This is my latest game. You can rack up so many kills because you have more reach. Only B so far because I haven't played rainmaker much.

Rainmaker is so much fucking fun. I went from C- to B- last night.

>post yfw placing the Rainmaker on the opposing base

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>>386355984
>tfw dont own a switch but still rooted for Pearl's team
feels good, thanks my fellow nignogs for being the better players

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>>386356369
ayy someone saved my edit

>>386361229
It really doesn't help though.

>>386356376
Modern Games vs Retro Games

>>386362519
Eh, works for me.

You may also be having trouble figuring out if you should be moving it with your wrists or your whole arm. That's the most likely reason for why the sensitivity seems all over the place.

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>>386356369

I th-ink we need to bring on the Pearl bullying.

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>>386362716
>tfw I 100% enjoy her design more than Marinas and Im not even a racist
>cant understand the constant hate Pearl gets

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Are there any videos or articles that discuss gear editing in detail? Can main abilities be scrubbed?

>>386362872

It's the combination of the forehead and being short.

Why are chunks so difficult to get

>20k to scrub
> max of three abilities per scrub
>all three abilities usually different
>need 10-20 chucks to add to a weapon.

It would take a person 20 hours of play time to customize one weapon

>people still don't understand that popular choices can still lose due to mirror matches
>people will respond to this post and call me a salty ketchump
Anytime a popularity is above 60% for one team mirror matches are going to fuck them over. Mayo vs Ketchup is a weird choice too, because in NA no one uses mayo like a standard condiment, as opposed to EU/JP where its a staple.

>>386363167
This is a relief compared to the last game.

To get a pure uncommon ability on a single piece of gear: ~2,400 rerolls/~72,000,000 points

>>386363432
>due to mirror matches
You're not losing a match though, you can't have mayo fight more ketchup, you dipshit.

>>386362938
Literally no ass.

She might have a huge pecker though, would let her go balls deep in me.

>>386363432
I played during the last 4 hours in europe and I had at least 2 mayo mirror matches.
Stop bitching.

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>>386357286
If they're going to do a Pokemon themed splatfest it'll probably be midday lycanroc vs midnight lycanroc. Heck it might even be the next splatfest considering the recent reveal of this literal recolor, and also the upcoming release date of USUM.

>>386363725
It's the best I could get at the moment. At work.

>>386363432
What? How?
There are still Ketchup vs Mayo matches, and those are the ones that count. Ketchup vs Ketchup can be seen as a waste of time, sure, but it doesn't actively give Mayo an advantage. They still need to win matches against Ketchup.

The reason the popular choice loses more often is because it has the most children and unskilled players, not because of mirror matches.

>>386363432
Except mirror matches don't matter.
Think of it this way, it's a 40-60 split, you still have 40% of Mayo fighting against 40% of Ketchup with the remaining 20% being mirror matches.

>>386362938
No, main abilities can not be scrubbed. The app has gear that updates every 2 hours and has different main abilities than normal.

>>386363658
>You're not losing a match though
You're also not winning one, therefore most of your effort is wasted. 80% of my games were mirrors and I had to wait a shitton of time for them.
>>386363813
>play during last few hours of a 24 hour event when populations are dwindling in a region that actually uses mayonnaise
Who could have seen this coming?

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Have you seen this shirt?
Last seen in the original Splatoon.
If you have any information regarding its whereabouts, please respond.

>>386363964
I saw some guy with stealth jump on a piece of head gear. How is that possible?

>>386364089
They're going to add a bunch of gear in "future updates"
Hopefully soon. The current set has already gotten stale.

>>386364067
But you're getting the same number of opportunities to win one as the other team is. It's not like they are getting extra matches without the ketchup team participating. You're just wanting a free win handed to you because you have more people participating, which is what the popularity vote being worth a point already is.

>>386364285
It was a bug in the app that got patched recently.

>>386363432
>as opposed to EU/JP where its a staple.
The fuck it is.

>Adjust volume
>press off button
>leave competitive match

Fucking nintendo

What's with everyone using the sunglasses + Aerospray?

>>386364407
Literally there are like 2 states where mayo is used for shit like dipping fries, and in those it's really just mixed WITH ketchup.
>>386364371
The minority team gets in games faster and their games always count because of no mirror matches.

>>386357782
Western fans have been using the term kaiju since before you were born man.

>>386362651
>>386362519
Not that Anon but I've had many instances where resetting the camera points my squids face too far up or down and then I have to spend 10-20 seconds trying to right it. Also too much turning in a single direction eventually messes up the speed of the reticle making it feel super sluggish.

>>386364601
>The minority team gets in games faster and their games always count because of no mirror matches.
Are you being retarded?
They're still going up against the opposite team dumbass.

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Have you seen this ability?
Last seen in the original Splatoon.
If you have any contacts that work for Nintendo, please tell them to bring this back.

>>386364601
>The minority team gets in games faster and their games always count because of no mirror matches.
But the amount of games that count is the same for both sides.

>>386364517
Not Nintendo's fault you have sausage fingers. Lose some weight, fatso. I bet you eat mayo all day long.

I knew Mayo would win in typical underdog splatoon 1 style but I chose Ketchup anyways because I like it.

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>>386364791
I gotchu senpai

>>386356016
https://mobile.twitter.com/GeistFox/status/894238605186650112

>>386364792
All Mayo players got games against Ketchup. Not all Ketchup players were able to get consistent Mayo matches.

>>386364601
>The minority team gets in games faster and their games always count because of no mirror matches
But every game they get in has the majority team participating as well. The teams play the exact same number of games that are worth points. There is no advantage or disadvantage. What part are you not understanding?

What are the best abilities for the various kinds of weapons this time around?

>>386365057
So ketchup had the exact same chance as mayo you retard.

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>Ketchumps haven't recovered

>>386365129
Mayo had all of their players playing Ketchup matches. Ketchup did not.

Anyone else starting to get bored with the game?

It launched with only 8(?) maps and no new game modes. By the end, Splatoon 1 had a bunch of levels, so this game should've launched with a lot of them. Also, Rainmaker and Tower Control are basically the same, except one is static and one isn't.

>>386365057
So for every ten matches Mayo got against Ketchup, that means Ketchup also played the same ten games against Mayo. The exact same number. Completely equal chances to earn points. Do you understand yet?

>>386365093
I still only use ink saver. I don't see much point to the others. Although I've heard last ditch effort is pretty damn good actually and the bonuses are actually quite significant but it's hard to justify the space for something that only lasts for 30 seconds.

>>386365214
If 40 mayo players were up against 40 ketchup players with 20 ketchup players having mirrors then ketchup is still having the same amount of matches against mayo dumbass.

>>386364293
Fuck.
Logo shirt is okay, but it doesn't give the same feel as the basic one. Depending on if it's available when the brella is out, I may have to go with Logo.

>>386365290
If you go into turf war without Last Ditch, you fucking suck. That mode is the epitome of "last 30 seconds wins the game"

>>386365270
For all 50+ games I played, I got less than 1/5th of them against Mayo. I didn't get a fair chance to actually make a difference to the score.

Why are people so afraid of the tower in TC?

>>386365256
They think doing another staggered release shit schedule is going to prolong the life of the game. Instead people just get burnt out and then get handed scraps that don't really satisfy the wait times.

>>386365214
>All the mayo shitters had to play in matches that mattered
>Lots of ketchup shitters did matches that didn't matter
Wow what an advantage.

>>386365431
Because it makes you vulnerable and more reliant on your team AKA fuck that you can't count on anyone but yourself let one of those other faggots get on the tower.

>>386365398
No single player makes a difference, dumbass. There's thousands of players involved.

>>386365584
So for each Mayo player, a very large portion of their games actually affected the outcome. Almost none of mine did.

>>386359164
>shit vs shit
Wow, no one would play nor care.

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>tfw you ninja squid to hide around a corner and ambush someone

Feels dirty, man.

>>386365449
No, Russia rigged the Splatfest so that only the bad players went up against Mayo and the good ones got stuck in mirror matches. It's a conspiracy.

>>386365431
Because it's suicide most of the time with uncoordinated teams. God forbid you're facing teams using rollers and brushes. You ain't staying on for very long.

>>386359416
doomfist? new movie?

>>386363925
There's some logic to it.
1. Most people only play until King
2. Good players level significantly faster than bad players
Which means that the team with 80% mirror matches ends up "wasting" a lot of good player wins.

>>386365662
>tfw you use rapid blaster and get kills on unseen opponents all the time
Guys I'm just trying to ink stop being bad

>>386365727
>80%
Can you lot stop with the gross over-exaggeration? At this point it's just embarrassing.

>>386365431
People feel like they can't trust their teammates to guard them when they're on the tower. Someone with their superior skill should be out hunting down enemies instead of being useless on the tower.

>>386365256

Recent data mining revealed at least six more levels. The two we saw from the direct, two new ones we only have a name for and Kelp Dome and Blackbelly Skatepark. I presume they'll start to implement these in the coming months.

Also two new Salmon Run maps for what it's worth.

>>386365913
We're talking about the logic behind it you retard.

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>Rank
S+
>Level
22
>Money
300k don't buy a lot of clothes
>Likes
Most of the game
>Dislikes
Some weapon balance
No secondary screen

>>386365642
I don't understand how you're not getting this. The amount of matches that counted was the same for both teams. Having mirror matches isn't a disadvantage in any way because they don't count and someone else from your team was fighting Mayo while you were doing them. And every Ketchup player got the same chance of fighting Mayo. Even if you have the delusion of grandeur to think that you were somehow a valuable asset to Ketchup (which you weren't), the fact that you didn't get to play all of your games against Mayo didn't put you at a disadvantage because that's how it was for everyone on your team, both the players that were worse than you and the ones that were better.

>>386366015
There's literally no logic behind thinking the majority team is at a disadvantage beyond your teammates being shit.

>>386366015
I'm not that Anon but what are you trying to say? An overexaggeration is not logical so your reply makes no sense.

>>386356376
Sweet vs Savory

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>>386362872

Pearl was specifically born for the purpose of studies in advanced bullying.

>>386365875
>tfw using a brush and walk over opponent
I cant describe this feeling

>>386366158
Lewd

>>386366092
For each team the amount of matches counted. But for each individual player, the games that counted were not equal in the slightest.

Mayo won even in the region where they were the majority, so if you think there is an advantage for the minority it just point even more towards ketchup players being bad at the game.

>>386366254
But that's not a disadvantage to the final score.

>>386365324
the last time Octolings asked for a war was when they were forced into giant isolated spheres, devoid of any natural sunlight.
This wont be going well for Marina..

>>386366157
80% is a completely random number. Mirror matches mean your good players are wasting their limited number of matches. The team that has more mirror matches is at a disadvantage.

>>386366151
Not that anon, but the only disadvantage I can think of is that the popular vote attacted all the people that wants snails but doesn't want to put in any effort to getting them.

>>386366302
It is. Because I was winning the vast majority of my games, but the amount of games I was actually capable of playing against the other team could be counted on both hands.

why the fuck does the timer randomly reset to 175 in the lobby when there's no one entering
just let me out holy shit

>There are people on /v/ right now who think the Trislosher is overpowered

>>386366176
fanarts should depict her as angry/stubornly trying not to cry instead of gore bs or 100% sadness.
but then again, cant ask artists to do something smart.

>>386366348
>I lied bro it's cool
It seems to me we have a very different definition of logic.

>>386355114
B anywhere except A in rainmaker
16
Not enough
Pretty much everything but
Furfags and frenchies erping

>>386366458
It is though
There's nothing here to be contrarian about
It actually, legitimately is

>>386366431
>Just let me out
Close app and reopen. You're welcome.

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>all the ketchup butthurt in the hub

>>386366458

only if you suck at aiming

>>386366481
You must've gotten really upset when math in school started using letters instead of numbers.

>>386366431
Someone joined then errored out.
>>386366458
It isn't OP, but it IS a crutch insofar as it has a high skill floor with it not needing good aim and having one of the best specials.

>>386366582
You're hella dumb, just put the switch in airplane mode, it'll boot you from the lobby.

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>>386366010
Didn't it also hint at not only playable octolings but playable octoboys in filenames?

>>386356016
stingray is okay on tower and good on rainmaker. just predict if your team will lose a fight and retreat, then when the enemy team is busy shooting the rainmaker bubble use stingray on them.

I've been doing good in ranked with charger, as long as my team isn't retarded I can often keep them doing the objective safely for the most part. I've found that a lot of people can't fight for shit though, if the enemy team decides that I'm too much of a threat and focuses me then my team can never really carry their own. This is less of a problem in tower than it is rainmaker.

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>>386362509
>Try to buy a Switch
>Nobody has them in stock
>All they have are bundles charging me an extra $50 for worthless shit like carrying cases
>Even then, they'd still have to ship it to me instead of just being able to walk out of the store, product in hand
Jesus Christ.

>>386366348
It's still a retarded argument. If players leave once they reach K/Q rank, then the good players also play less games on the less popular side. I was on Team Mayo and I got to the last rank in a little over 30 games because I was on the winning side in the majority of them. But there were people who had to lose their way to the final rank over the course of many hours.

>>386366409
Yes, but you weren't the only one playing. You got to do your part just as everyone else in your team did.

>>386366742

People are reading it that way. But forget that Octoling models were stored in pretty much the same way in Splatoon 1.

Octoboys could just as easily be an unfinished concept.

>>386366717
>Oh fuck he got me better deflect
Nice job. Did you have an actual rebuttal or do lies qualify as a meaningful argument for you?

Actually don't answer. No one cares.

>>386366742
It's probably just another band showcasing their music. Playable Octoling is either something that is usable since the start or a major update, not just randomly after a Splatfest.

wens grizzco

>>386367052

Tomorrow.

>>386366870
You play 30 matches, win 20 of them. All of them against the opposing team
Random ketchupbro plays 30 matches, wins 20 of them. 15 of them were mirror matches
Who contributes more to the war effort?

>>386367052
11 hours from now

>>386367107
Winners.

>>386367107
>Who contributes more to the war effort?
They both contribute the same amount because it's not a fucking single player effort you dumbass.
If 4 mayo players win 20 matches and 16 Ketchup players win 80 with 60 of them being mirrors then it's still 20 matches each.

How are you still not getting this? It's basic math.

>>386366409
If you were losing, you could also say it's a advantage that you weren't counted

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>>386366742

SIEG HIEL OCTAVIO!

>>386367107
A mayo player loses 100% of his matches. 100% of his matches are against ketchup.
A ketchup shitter loses 100% of his matches. only 33% of his matches are against mayo.
Who is a bigger burden? Who whines louder?

>>386366870
But every win for you was a win vs ketchup. A lot of good players on ketchup had a good number wins be worth nothing as far as the splatfest went but still went to inflating their rank, which once it reached royalty, quit, because no one wants to fucking play 24 hours of turf wars.

A simple fix would be to have snails earned be proportional to total points earned instead of rank, but someone would complain it's unfair that they "have a life."

>All this shitposting

Splatfests were a mistake desu.

>>386367107
Me, but that one random ketchupfag isn't the only ketchupfag who was contributing. Ketchup outnumbered Mayo more than 2 to 1 in the US. So my 20+ wins would be matched by 2 or 3 random ketchupfags.

>>386365913

This is accurate for teams. We played for three hours and had six total mayo matches

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>play turf war to grind abilities
>aerosprays everywhere
turf war is the dedicated subhuman mode

>>386367107
>>386367324
The fist scenario since they're also hurting team Mayo's win percentage.

>>386367479
A ketchup player sees a trolley heading towards 5 fellow ketchup-bros

>>386367565
Is your entire complaint really that you didn't get enough snails.

>>386367596
It wouldn't be a problem if ketchupfags took their loss with grace.
Instead they whine like little children.

>>386365661
The Pokemon Red vs Blue splatfest was pretty popular though :^)

What are some QoL changes that this game needs?

I thought I would've been bored of this game by now but I still can't stop playing wtf

>>386367869
Custom servers.

Is there any gear that actually only appears in the app?

>>386367802
all of you are little children for playing this game.

>>386367725
Pearl has five apples. She throws one apple at Marina's head. Pearl then eats four apples.
Who has a bigger bruise: The apple or Marina?

>>386367869
Expand the matchmaking pool if you are unable to find a match within a minute or so. Regional matchmaking is nice, but I don't think the game will be able to sustain itself.

>>386367565
And every loss was a loss versus ketchup.
You fags got to relax during mirror matches. We had to bring it 24/7. It was relentless.

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>>386367596

Welcome to two years ago.

>>386368080
this is how autistic children speak and behave, it's no big deal

>>386367869
change the music when you wait for a match