What are some games where you get to be THE villain? And I'm

Prototype

what does this mean, am I stupid?

>>386336082
imagine how ripped you will be if you climb to heaven one-handed

>>386336082
gta

>>386336668
oh nevermind I was imagining a ladder but the rungs were erect penises for some reason

>>386336738
>he doesn't JO with both hands
What are you, a fag?

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>>386336849

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>>386336849

Same.

A..am I gay?

In the end, it doesn't even matter. Because all penises will end up in heaven one day.

The Misadventures of Tron Bonne

>>386336082
there was this one game with an absurdly long name on the PSP where heroes invade your dungeon and you have to persuade them to fuck off

>>386338341
The badman games
You have to cultivate a monster ecosystem that sustains your strong monsters before heroes try to bother you

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>>386338443
yup that's the one

played it for like 10 minutes but it was pretty fun

Payday

>>386336082
Mask of the Betrayer

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>>386336082
Yo.

Try Shinobido.
You're not the bad guy, but you can do some pretty bad guy shit by betraying lords and stealing their shit exactly when you were supposed to protect it.

>>386336082
Fallout New Vegas

>>386336082
dungeon keeper
Soul Nomad (evil route)
Evil Genius

Doshin the Giant

>>386338810
>Soul Nomad (evil route)
Demon blast!
The part where they capture a fucking castle was epic, I really wish there was more story in that path. It's probably the edgiest gameplay route among already sparse evil oriented games.

>>386336898
>musclelet

>>386337781
All Dongs go to Heaven

I can climb with one hand though.

>>386336082
>fap
>done
>watch hands and apply nonslip powder
>climb to heaven
>arrive
>fap

Christians are stupid.

>>386339737
>watch hands
>make sure they don't have sex with my penis when my back is turned

>>386336082
Quick reminder the Bible says literally nothing against masturbation, and most of these images are played-out satirical memes
>>386339737
(you) are stupid

>>386336786
Youre always at least an anti hero

>>386341249
While Onan sin was pulling out, technically it was about "wasting seed", which masturbation can be considered being too.

I did the experiment, didn't fap for about a week or so. I felt much more energetic and got some big stuff done in that timeframe, but then I binged one day and felt horrible afterwards.

Now I'm trying to get this done without binging again, especially because my erections have started not being as hard as they used to. I remember that day when I did binge, I swear my dick was harder than ever.

Off the top of my head
Evil Genius
Prototype
Overlord
Alpha Protocol allows you to be quite a bastard manipulating the people around you [and is half the point you're the main character in the first place, your ability to do so with ease]
007 GoldenEye - Rogue Agent
Choice of Robots, and I'm guessing a billion other text-only Choose Your Own Adventure games as well
On a more abstract level, any RTS with campaigns that allows you to play from multiple perspectives [LotR RTS where you get a Mordor campaign, the Command & Conquer games, etc. etc.]

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>>386341249
>>386342532
Someone did argue that masturbation is a sin because you're having sex with yourself instead of with another person as God intended

Pokemon

>>386343527
The bottom line, if you really want to maximize your chances of not spending an eternity in agonizing torment, don't jerk off.

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>>386343657
But that's the only thing stopping me from being in agonizing torment NOW

Any Rance game

>>386336082
Enclave nigga

>>386336082
just rub it on the ladder what's the problem

>>386343737
I imagine Heaven is a rather sparsely populated place.

>>386337159
Jesus fuck, left and middle i wanna deep kiss em together in a three way of tounges.

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How does one even stop masturbating? Is it possible?

I tried distracting myself by playing video games but it didn't help.

>>386337159
The middle one kind of looks like my ex.

>>386344382
Getting a boyfriend helps me. Since it makes me more willing to hold off to feel better when we do fuck. When I was by myself I had no real reason not to jerk off all the time unless I wanted to just cum harder the next day.

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>>386344084
I'm actually surprised at the fact that this image has ever been used in any context that isn't memes, despite how obvious it is

>>386344382
why would you not?

>>386344432
You had a pretty ex

>>386345381
Yeah, I sure did.

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>>386344382
Let's face it, if you do manage to hold off long enough, your body is gonna take over and your gonna gorrilla fuck some one you know in your dreams and you'll just cum anyway via wetdream. There is a limit, and you have to cum. Cumming is what keeps us all decent, otherwise we turn into thirsty selfish goblins pretty fast

>>386344557
Okay that works if you're gay but what about us straights? GF's are obviously off the table my man.

>>386344382
it's literally not possible, t. personal experience

>>386344382
Cut off your dick.

>>386336082
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

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Disgaea, Laharl especially.

However, prepare for your underlings to take the piss out of you.

>>386336082
Himegari, you even get to capture and rape the Heroine's party who previously defeated you.