>main character isn't real >monk is a ghost >football

>>386334958
For those points

>>>/pol/

>>386334958
becaus

>>main character isn't real
>>monk is a ghost
>>football player is a retard
>>black mage is a slut
>>beast guy has the worst Stats
>>white mage is a half breed
>>thief is a Jew

yeah why arent they white bald space marines
faget

The main character not being real doesn't even make any sense

>>386335101
He's a dream.

DUDE DODGE LIGHTNING A MILLION TIMES TO GET THE BEST WEAPON LMAO

>>386335132
that doesn't make sense though
He's the player avatar

>>386334958
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Dad... IHateYou
*Sings beastingly* XD

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>Game gives you TWO white mages/summoners with basically the same abilities

>Main character is a thief
>Game builds some mechanics around that
>he sucks at stealing

>>386335253
fuck you it's final fantasy
ever heard of suspension of disbelief

>>386335376
always thought the one on the right had no underwear and her vajayjay was showing

best childhood faps

>>386335229

fuck that shit

unless you're a completionist, i only ever bothered maxing Tidus, Rikku and Wakka since they're the best combat characters anyway

the only hard part is having to sit through blitzball to get Wakka's utlimate weapon because when every game is a 13-0 blowout, i wonder how the Aurochs haven't been banned from the league yet

>>386334958
>monk is a ghost
pretty sure he's a ronin

>>386335253
He's the player character not the player avatar

Did those pants seem cool when this game was released?

was better than that shitstain ff9

that belts dress is still the funniest thing ive ever seen

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>>386334958
>>football player is a retard
Don't you dare insult Wakka "OurGuy" Besaid.
It's a fucking Final Fantasy, what did you expect anyway, all those games are trash outside of the graphics and music.

>>386336021
I only managed to fully upgrade tidus, auron and yuna. That fucking chocobo race gave me nightmares.

>>386336335

wakka is a bit of a prick, though

i mean i didn't mind him too much but he's definitely lost some brain cells from getting tackled too hard during blitzball

>>386336420
>wakka is a bit of a prick, though
That's why we all love him, ya?

>>386336462

ay brudda fuck those al-bhed

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Rikku is best FF girl at least to me anyway

>>386336021
The same way the Real Madrid doesn't get banned from the spanish league.
It's really weird how much a team can change by hiring 3 al-bheds.

>>386336021
>when every game is a 13-0 blowout, i wonder how the Aurochs haven't been banned from the league yet
laughed anon, than you

>>386336775
>hiring 3 al-bheds.

whats the guy on the rights name again>>386334958

>Lulu
>a slut
She might as well be a chaste nun with how devoted she is to her love that died. She's the complete opposite of a slut.

>>386334958
wakka isn't retarded, he's just your average layman who likes to play water rugby

Around Al'bhed never relax

Why does everyone shit on Kimahri purely from a gameplay angle when, from the same angle, Lulu is far worse.

She's the only character with a completely useless overdrive.

>>386336820
Wait brudda, you talking about

Wakka "Better dead than Al Bhed" Besaid
Wakka "Spiral Nemesis" Besaid
Wakka "If you see an Al Bhed, blitz it in the head" Besaid
Wakka "Happy Fireworks" Besaid
Wakka "Better off as a junkie than a sandblasted monkey" Besaid
Wakka "Oblitzerator Eradicator" Besaid
Wakka "There will be no rest for the Al Bhed pest" Besaid
Wakka "Sandstorm Avenger" Besaid
Wakka "Taking my naps on Machina scraps" Besaid
Wakka "Grand Wizard" Besaid
Wakka "If it has wheels and cogs, let loose the dogs" Besaid
Wakka "Blitzball Boogaloo" Besaid
Wakka "Vandalize them Spiral Eyes" Besaid
Wakka "Crazy Slots" Besaid
Wakka "If it comes from the dunes it will go down in fumes" Besaid
Wakka "Auroch Moloch" Besaid
Wakka "Slaughter ain't bad if it is on the Al Behd" Besaid
Wakka "Holy Raid" Besaid
Wakka "Paint the streets red with the blood of Al Bhed" Besaid
Wakka "Yevon4LYFE" Besaid
Wakka "Won't play fair with green eyes and blonde hair" Besaid
Wakka "Guado Desperado" Besaid
Wakka "Brudda in heaven, Al Bhed in the oven" Besaid
Wakka "Macalania Marathon" Besaid
Wakka "Where Yevon treads there won't be Al Behds" Besaid
Wakka "The Believer" Besaid
Wakka "If it's a machine I have the right to be mean" Besaid
Wakka "Tubby Hubby" Besaid
Wakka "Keep clean the Farplane from the Al Bhed stain" Besaid
Wakka "Yellow Storm" Besaid
Wakka "Swore on me mum, I'll gank all Al Bhed scum" Besaid
Wakka "Big Brother" Besaid
Wakka "Keep my pets fed on the flesh of the Al Behd" Besaid

>>386336972
top kek

i love those

>>386336832
But she has big boobs and had sex with Wakka for the sole purpose of procreation. Obviously, she's a slut.

>>386336972
his last name isn't besaid man

>>386336958

Lulu's overdrive is at least SLIGHTLY useful because there are some monster arena guys that you can kill much faster if you just multi-cast Flare/Ultima on them because they don't take any physical damage

Kimahri's overdrives are literally useless because they all suck or Rikku can do them as well

>>386336972
Is this supposed to be funny?

>>386337089
>t.Rikku

>>386337045
does anyone besides kimari have a last name?

>>386337089
they are

>>386336972
This was only ever funny once and that was with Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schnider. Everything since then has been forced as fuck.

>>386337089
t. Al bhed

>>386336053
His title was literally warrior monk, he doesn't mean the fist fighting variety.

>>386337370
Tidus Lionhart, Yuna Strife, Wakka Branford, Lulu Harvey, Auron Farron, Rikku Tribal

>>386337070
He's a Riku-lite. It's like having a second one in the party that doesn't require items.

>>386337615
>Tidus Lionhart, Yuna Strife,
the fuck

>>386338193
Those are all FF main character last names, dummy.

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>>386337615
>Wakka Branford
>Wakka
>Branford

>>386334958
DUDE DIVERSITY!