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>friend goes offline on Steam >game hours on his profile

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>friend goes offline on Steam
>game hours on his profile keep going up
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i don't want your clingy ass bothering me steve
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that's because you keep pestering them with youtube links and one-sided conversations
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get a life steve
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>>/r9k/
Jesus christ remind me to appear offline when youre on next time
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This is exactly the reason why.
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my profile is private just so i don't hurt anyone's feelings like this
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you're such a burden steve
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Who’s Steve and is this porn? >>386332609
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>>386332754
Fuck the autists who do this.
Stop sending me videos of little anime girls singing death metal songs, it's so ridiculously edgy it makes me want to vomit.
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>>386332715
>>386332759
>>386332939
>>386332983
Wait a minute, how do you know my name? I'm scared now.
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>>386333064
because steve, you're not hard to figure out.
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My internet's acting up, assume I'm offline completely until it stabilises
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>>386333064
Nice try, Paul.
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>>386332609
I'll be your new friend, Anon.
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>no reason to go online on steam at all because the only friends ever online are that guy playing pubg and the other one who's always away
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>>386333064
because the average shota fuckers name is steve
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Damn it Steve, fuck off.
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>>386332609
>what is privacy
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I'm doing this shit right now because I've been super depressed over death in the family.

It's been two weeks since I vidyad with anyone, and when I left them they were just starting to show me the ropes in some modern titles my new pc build is finally capable of enjoying.

Should I go back?
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>>386332609
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Evankun/
ill be your friend
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>>386333876
in your own time, your friends will still be there
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>>386333876
if you are asking this I think you are ready to
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>have a friend that does this
>he claims it's just because he's shy
>actually he is just a bitch that doesn't want to keep to his promises
fuck that asshole
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>>386332609
>that one friend who messages you almost every single day since you met him in high school which was like 5 years ago
what does he want? i'm not interesting to talk to
are any of you like him? what do you want?
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>>386335140
Your cock
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>be a D-List 'e-celebrity'
>people I don't know keep sending me friend requests
>set to Off Line
>friends get pissed I am never online

Leave me alone I just want to look at some big fucking anime titties.
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>>386335118
>not playing games with you is breaking promises
It's not exactly like anyone stood you up, brother.
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>tfw no clingy friend who messages you everyday
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>sign into Steam to play vidya
>clingy fucking retards instantly message me about stupid bullshit drama
>"hey fggt I'm gonna chill and play some fukken DOOM tonight"
>says he's gonna kill himself if he doesn't vent or have someone to talk to
every time
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>>386332609
>>game hours on his profile keep going up

The fact that you notice this is worrying. Stop being so dependent and give people some breathing room if you don't want them eventually ditching your overbearing ass.
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>some girl I have never met keeps sending me messages
>finally reply 'Hi'
>years later she accuses me of being a rapist
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>>386335234
you or him? he's not cute
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>go online
>fucking mentally ill faggot starts chatting about random bullshit
>3 hours pass
>have to go to bed without having played a video game for even a single minute
Don't fucking talk to me
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>>386332609
Why are you stalking him?
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>>386333829
baby don't stalk me
don't stalk me
no more
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>>386335475
>join discord
>people always crying about their personal lives
>new person joins and immediately cries about their life and everyone starts giving them the "oh my god it's okay I love you, oh god X has been away for more than a day I am so worried about this person I don't know" shit
am I just too jaded or are these people just weird, faking interest in people or just desperate for a connection maybe
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>>386332609
The fact that you know his hours are going up, when that can only be viewed on their profile page, makes you a clingy fuck.
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>>386335916
You are jaded, most people talk about relationships and their lives, people who don't are usually autistic.
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>>386335291
How big are we talking?
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>>386335916
you're the weird one.
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I pretty much always play in private mdoe because otherwise people try to talk to me the moment I play a game. They don't when I'm not. Its annoying
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>>386332609

>meet some guy playing games online
>seems pretty chill
>add him on steam and stuff
>he's okay at first but he's actually autistic as fuck and won't stop spouting memes all day over voip
>tell him he's annoying and don't play games with him any more
>friends and I haven't seen him online for ages

he was an annoying cunt but hope he hasnt necked himself
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>>386335371
>tfw I'm the clingy friend but too autistic and lonely to figure out how to change it
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>>386336090
I mean as the absolute first thing you do coming into a new room being "I'm a trans person and my dad is super sick" and then everyone immediately being your best friend.
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>bro you should buy X shit game and play with me
>bro we should watch Y shit anime together and laugh at how bad it is
>hey man what happened to us playing Z game that's boring as shit and none of us liked?
Jesus christ, I'm not obliged to spend time and money doing shit with you. Get better taste or I'm going to stick to chat, thanks
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>that steam friend who dumps his emotional luggage onto you
>that steam friend who pretends to be a girl and (terribly) erps with you
>that steam friend who changes his name and profile picture every hour
>that steam friend who died
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>>386335504
>tfw guilty of what OP does because I love a friend so dearly I've become completely depedant
>don't want to be but its so difficult to distance myself from the situation and give them space because being around and talking to them makes me so happy
I fucking hate myself because I'm worried he'll get sick of me eventually being like this
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>>386336473
people introducing themselves and other people being nice and welcoming is strange to you?
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>>386336284
>mfw everytime this happens, I don't care if they kill themselves or not and put it down to survival of the fittest
>Just think of their issues not being my problem

Worked wonders for avoiding all guilt.
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>>386336532
>that steam friend who changes his name and profile picture every hour
I do this but every week or every month
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>>386336593
Not him but you don't see how it can feel fake? Words are cheap and they're easy to type out in the comfort of your room to an avatar with a name.
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>>386336473
I honestly don't know, I've tried joining various forums and discords when those became a thing, but I've never ever fit in or managed to make friends/not sperg out. It's why I've almost exclusivesly browsed 4chin the last couple of years.
t. socially inept autist

And yeah, people try to be nice when you introduce yourself like this anon says, even I have experienced that >>386336593
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>that one guy you played a few gams with and had some fun times
>he bugs and pesters you constantly
>gets clingy as hell
>he's part of some larger group you belong to so you can't break off without causing some annoying drama
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>>386336593
>being this naive
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>>386335642
Why haven't you blocked him anon.

Block him and set your profile to friends only or private or you'll have a parasite bothering you and sucking away at your will to enjoy yourself everytime you log on to steam to kill time.
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>>386332983
You don't wanna know, trust me Paul
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>>386336593
I don't generally tell people I've only just met that I love them though.
I'm not autistic and get along really well with friends I've made in real life, I just don't really see how people can so easily pretend to form bonds with people online.
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>that guy with gender disphoria, social anxiety and depression
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>>386336710
You sound autistic dude, in real life you have to put up a friendly act because otherwise life becomes a dreary hell. Good luck going to work every day if you're not even able to greet your coworkers (even though you might dislike them).
You don't make friends by not being friendly, and once you start getting to know people you can be more genuine without risking offending people.

>>386335642
>start up some vidya
>pause game and reply every 5-10 min
>watch him get bored and do something else
Super tough life dude.
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Damn bruh, sometimes I just want to play single player games and not get bombarded with messages from you linking me your weird ass music.
and I really don't want to play battleborn with you nigga.
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>>386332609
I really dislike when people kicks out the others from teams and parties for no good reason (usually because he is just not good enough in-game). And tell them some pure bullshit like 'oh, our friend is coming to play with us' or whatever. I dont usually am the victim, but whenever I see this I feel bad for these people and quit party to play with victim or just solo whenever possible.
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>>386336759
Same goes for you fuck. >>386336850

Had the same issue and I've never felt better when I actually did it. None of his larger group gave a shit since they probably found him annoying aswell.
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>>386332609

>made a friend in pubg
>he knows way too much about the game
>brags about being in top 5k players (im rank 910)
>""press bandage at x time, jump and do this, blah blah""
>i play for fun, not to listen to some shitter tryhard
>he dies in the 40s while i solo to 2nd (couldnt hear the last guys over this dude on discord)
>now no matter what when i start pubg he'll close down whatever game and start playing too
>it was just one game

Why the fuck do i attract nothing but clingy anchors, where's my carry for once...
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>>386336623
>put it down to survival of the fittest
>being this retarded
>>386336710
of course. i see it as fake too to a certain degree. but that doesn't mean anything. you don't know the other person yet so of course you don't have any strong feelings for that person yet (not in a romantic sense) but you're nice because that makes the person feel better and gives a foundation to get to know them.
>>386336913
i don't know where this happened. depends on the context imo. girls throw that stuff around a lot more and everyone knows it doesn't mean much?
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>>386332609
not this shit again Steve
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>tfw you are the supeior sociopath race

Feels good to never becoming clingy on anyone.
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>that one friend you like who you promised you'd play a certain title
>it's been months and you still haven't
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>>friend goes offline on Steam
>>game hours on his profile keep going up
>ask him whats up next time he comes online
>"i want to play alone" // "I don't want [name] spamming me mid-game"
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>>386332609
sauce ?
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>>386333876
Will?
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>>386336963
>Am autistic
>Still was nice to coworkers because that's just what you do
>One of them helped me through some rough times because I was his friend

I'm literally autistic and even I get its good to be nice wtf anons?
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>>386337134
I bought Arma to play with a friend I'm obsessed with doing things with but he has like 500 hours in it and I'm so bad at it I just feel ashamed any time we play it together.
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>>386337067
Hey, if they remove themselves out of the gene pool by necking themselves then that's fine by me and they're sure as fuck not having children.
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>>386337130
being autistic isn't the same as being a sociopath, anon.
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>>386332609
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
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>>386337130
More like not autistic enough to fall for the online friend meme, but too autistic to make actual friends with real human beans
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why dont you guys get friends you like
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Threads like this are always good a reminder of why I think having no friends at all is actually a blessing in disguise sometimes.
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>>386337536
>being able to make friends
I wish, I almost consider going to classes to learn how to make conversation, because it's literally impossible to make friends when you don't even know how to talk to people.
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>>386337614
bro that's sad
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>>386337190
nobody has the sauce pic ?
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>>386333352
True for me. One guy always playing MMOs, other guy playing idle/clicker games, russian poorfag playing Warframe, chad playing csgo, others are away.
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>>386332609
I do this because sometimes I have to restart a game a couple times to get controllers working or something and I don't want to bother people with the pop ups.

Also because some cunt always messages me when I open a game.
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>>386337698
right here anon, here's the sauce pic
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I know you're here somewhere Nwn Anon, just gotta say i love hanging with you i'm just an autist.
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>>386336945
Literally me :(
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>someone adds me for vidya
>too anxious to accept
If you're here, I'm sorry
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>>386337614
>>386337614
>Friend messages you that brings annoyance into your life, reminds you of how much time has been wasted already dealing with his stupid bullshit. You always imagine unfriending him everytime steam bloops.
>A friend messages you. You feel compelled to answer because he is a genuine joy to talk to and you naturally get along well. He certainly doesn't message you every minute of the day and being able to play a game with the guy is always a fun experience.

Of course second guy is someone I know irl so it might just be too late for you.
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>>386337774
no i meant is there a link to the OP's pic ?
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>>386337920
Imagine being such a neurotic retard.
Get help, loser.
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>>386337963
https://i.4cdn.org/v/1502014840768.jpg
Thank me later
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>>386337862
fuck off
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>most of friendslist are away and never play games
>have one guy to play games with
>different time zones i think so he comes on late
>only play for an hour
>even less if they rage quit
anyone want to play anyhing? I'll play anything. Dont ask about whats it like in my country
http://steamcommunity.com/id/UlsterMann
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>>386337963
Look anon, you don't want to know. It's terrible.
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>>386336913
>I'm not autistic and get along really well with friends I've made in real life, I just don't really see how people can so easily pretend to form bonds with people online.

The fact that you make that distinction between IRL and online relationships is a bit worrying. Sure, there are some clear and undeniable differences between dealing with people online or in person, but the core of it remains that you're dealing with human beings. If you hurt someone online it's going to have the same moral implications as if you did that in person. You're not going to get away with saying "oh but I'm a gud person actually!" right after purposefully shitting on someone just because they were on the internet. The same idea applies to how involved you can get with people. I'd guess it's not uncommon for people in this place to have spent years of their life interacting online with person they've never faced. We're talking hours a day for years. Even characters on a fictional story can trigger empathy reactions from people, you would imply people can't have a connection just because they haven't done something as superfluous as seeing each other's faces? That's the point of view of a psychopath.
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>>386337190
https://exhentai.org/g/1036075/6d419cf38a/
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>>386338061
but i just want the sauce for scientific research
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>>386337978
I can't help it...
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>>386336868
I bet it's really nice vanilla with MC proposing to the girl. That crying is clearly out of happiness. You just don't want to share with me.

I'm going to find the sauce myself.
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>set status to always away
>nigger friends never bother me
>true friends still message me
it just works
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>>386338101
ty anon
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I don't know why this bothers people. Sometimes they just want to play a single player game without random friends bugging them saying "DUR ANON WANNA PLAY OVERWATCH FOR THE 100TH TIME?!?!?"
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>>386338030
But you don't play vidya dude, you have only 3 games with more than 10 hours playtime.
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>>386337614

having friends is great

it's just a small minority of your friends will be annoying shits and you'll eventually have to cut ties with them
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>>386338101
>There's a sequel

Oh fucking god no...
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>>386338253
Prequel. Two, IIRC.
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>>386337920
>someone adds me to vidya
>reject because online friends are a joke
One fun game and fuck off forever
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>using steam to message friends

What is Discord?
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>>386337920
You should never add anyone from /v/ anyway
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>>386338353
Thanks anon.
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>>386338010
r-rude
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>>386338108
right here
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>>386338389
I've kept friends from /v/ for the 10+ years I've been here, don't be that guy.
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>>386336407
Wanna be my clingy friend?
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>>386338528
Don't add anyone from modern /v/, then.
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>>386338549
Are you cute?
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>>386338389
they seem nice, but now i don't know if i should accept them or not after their request has been sitting here for 4 hours
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>>386338372
I use both if needed, but I prefer Discord.
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>>386337390
That's me right there. I never saw the charm in being friends with someone you don't see irl.
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>>386336131
as big as his D-list
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>>386338626
add them and say hi. you'll have to get over your anxiety one day anyways so why not start now?
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>>386338215
new account
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>>386338626
Add them and never talk to them, just like the majority of steam friends.
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>>386338614
n-no
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>>386337028
I know this feeling.
I've tried to make friends who play PUBG, but only two have stuck. Most people i've met either suck at the game, have a shitty attitude, or both.
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>>386338835
Then I have no reason to cling to you
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>>386338779
>>386338815
I can't do it...
I'm sorry anon
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>>386338389
I end up removing everyone I add on /v/ for one reason or another, I still have one from on here that I added several years back though and he's the only one on my friendlist I talk to.

We are both unlikeable, I think we just fell into this state of not really liking eachother but preferring to have the company instead of being alone.
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>>386339002
do it you fucking pussy, stop acting like a little girl
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>>386339037
I can't be bothered removing anyone so I just don't add anyone in the first place
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>>386336284
>>he's okay at first but he's actually autistic as fuck and won't stop spouting memes all day over voip
I do this all the time.
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>>386335140
Damn 5 is impressive I'm only at 2
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>>386332983
Yes. Artist Oyster if Im not mistaken
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>>386339085
I can't handle this pressure...
It's okay! He's playing another game with friends. I don't need to accept
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>>386336534
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>>386336534

I had a friend like that in real life, and then i got sick of him and stopped talking to him, so you are right to be afraid.

I do regret it sometimes though
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>>386335140
Had a similar thing happen but it was for 12 years.

Then I told him I don't understand why he's complaining about nuDoom before it was released and he shouldn't even bother getting worked up over things he knows will make him mad, that's what I did and I feel much better.

He then blocked me everywhere.
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>Tfw leave all my long time online friends behind because in reality they were more of a bother to me than anything
>Known some of them for 10+ years
Dunno why it took so long for me to do that. Weird as fuck how I didn't even feel bad even though I should have and I know that I should have. I don't know what my mental illness is called other than just autism.
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>>386339716
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I have friends on my friends list that I don't even remember adding. Only ones I know is a good friend of mine, my ex, my wife, and a fuck buddy back home. I don't talk to any of them though. Even the fuck buddy I mostly just talk to on snapchat. I wonder if it feels nice to talk to people about video games.
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>>386339716
I have a friend much like that too. Not only that, he constantly asks me for life advice. This morning he asked me why he hasn't killed himself yet.
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>>386336534
Exact same situation. I've directly told him to just tell me if I get annoying so I know when to hold back. Fingers crossed that he'll actually do that if it happens and not just sit with it until it's too late.
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>>386339716
sounds like you're finally free
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>>386339954
"Good question, you should probably get on that."
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>>386332609
why do you care, Steve?
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>>386339779
If you thought them a bother its either you with the problem or them actually not being your friends.
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how do you make friends if you have a job and you're not a cute outgoing anime girl
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>feel total emptiness until that guy messages me
>know in the back of my mind he has a 100 friends unlike me and talks to a lot of people all the time, not just me
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>>386340191
pure chance
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>>386340191
don't be like this guy >>386339406 and accept friend requests
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>>386340252
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>>386340191
Might as well go to a mosque and ask them the best way to slow cook an entire hog. You'll get the same answer.
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>>386340252
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>>386340305
don't bully me
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>>386340191

I don't know, i don't talk to people yet i've made a lot of friends in my life, mind you none that you could consider "good lifelong friends" or anything special like that, but you know, people to talk to about random crap and videogames.

Just respond to people when they talk to you, maybe.
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>>386340034
Even if he's weird and autistic and annoying at times, he's still my friend. Even if he wasn't, I'd never want to bring someone over the edge.
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>>386339779
I've done the same thing, I got immensly stressed out whenever I had to meet them and as we drifted apart and I became less of a person I decided to cut them off.

I don't think I made the right choice, but I've been doing stupid shit like this forever so it's nothing new.
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>>386340305
i don't really receive any
>>386340376
>Just respond to people when they talk to you, maybe.
i do but it ends quickly every time
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>steam "friends"
Either add people you know from guilds, IRC or discord or go home.
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>>386340416
you're a good lad
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>>386338030
>don't ask about whats it like in my country

Don't worry, noone cares. Your country is an irrelevant backwater.
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>>386338061
We talking Emergence terrible?
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>tfw no friend that sends pics of him in cute clothes or naked
I need one
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I don't give a shit about multiplayer, so any Steam friends are too many for me. The last thing I want to deal with is desperate, clingy weirdos like OP begging me to play some shitty MOBA with them.
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>>386340535
some guy kept asking me about it, it is annoying
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>>386340252
lol what a fag

On a sidenote why can't you fags keep your feelings to yourselves? It's really creepy when you find out a friend of yours starts treating you more than a friend if you know what I mean. Like shivers down your spine kind of creepy holy fuck just get out of my life unless he's a trap like in doujins which don't exist in real life
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>>386340614
damn is it that creepy? now I'm scared
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>>386340561
Worse. Emergence was tragedy to the point of comedy atleast. This is just sad however.
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>>386340614
They have nothing to do which is why they are losers in the first place
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>>386339954
>>386340012
He was like griping about screenshots and stuff, like why the plasma rifle looked different in one and other stuff like that when I told him that.

Had another friend that got depressed and tried suicide supposedly, then told me I was being annoying when I tried to talk to him afterwards because I was worried, even bought him a game on his wish list we could play together. He blocked me after I commented about how a character in a web comic he writes for has a harem and joked that they're his bitches.
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>>386340720
Fuck amputation fetishists
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>>386340808
What can you do, man. You can't help depressives unless they want help. And frankly, most of the time they don't.
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>>386340892
>most of the time they don't.
sorta the point of being depressed you know
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>>386340587
>tfw think I might have someone like that on my friends list but haven't known him long enough for it to be worth asking
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>>386340892
I dunno man, that one hurt the most because I could see he was still conversing with the same group of friends and was joking around all the time on other sites we went to and Twitter. Worst part is that I tried to mend things and started to converse with him on Twitter a bit, then when I hit a rough patch in my life and started slipping back into depression, he blocked me again saying "it's better to let someone drown than to be pulled down with them." That really fucked me up after knowing all I went through to try and help him out before.

I've become much colder and bitter since then, and I don't like it.
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>>386332609
who 0 friends here?
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>>386332609
>Spend 5 years just adding everyone with a mic in my team multiplayer games
>Now have many friends willing to play with me and talk to

The more the merrier anon.
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>>386341208
just ask him straight anon, you don't lose anything
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>>386341319
i have over 50 but those few that tried talking to me got bored because there was nothing to talk about with me and i don't play mobashit
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>>386341315
We talking online only friend here? Because that's how it sounds like.
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>>386340252
>I'm not smart like him
>I'm not good at video games like him
>I don't have a cool voice like him
>I'm not funny like him
>I'm not a hard worker like him
I just feel like a flea in his fur_, grateful that he hasn't comb me out for just another day.
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>>386341556
Yeah. That's why it's weird, was like the first online friend I ever considered to be on par with IRL. I dunno, that shit just hit me hard.
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>>386341426
But we've only talked like 3 times in the few weeks that we've known each other. It would be weird to just start with a message that is essentially "Show feminine benis pls"
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>>386340720
how did they get to the front door?
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>>386341691
you better not be one of my friends, ask them, whats the worst that could happen? they say no?
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>>386341903
>you better not be one of my friends
????
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>people apparently enjoy speaking to me
>genuinely hate speaking to people so I remove all my friends within a day of meeting them
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>>386341661
Take it from an anon whos experienced some shit about friendships. Online only friends never work out in the long run, especially those that actively go into detail about their life in the chats. These matters absolutely need to be handled person to person. Make it a point to not be that guy yourself, the guy who feels like spilling his guts on text.

Text is just so easy to misunderstand when talking about shit like that, its not even funny. And yet people still do it. Dont. And lastly stop caring about online friends too much, its not worth it.
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>>386341940
you could be THAT guy from my friends list, whom seems like he would ask someone for boypussi
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>>386332609
Well, what fucking choice do it have? Either I tell you that I wanna play alone for a while, maybe because I'm tired of you, maybe because I want to listen to music/have some show on at the same time, and then you act like a crying little girl feeling all offended and shit. Or, I go offline to spare your shitty little weak feelings but somehow you are so fucking obsessed about me that you note how many hours I play.

For that matter, I can't stand friends who insist on skyping/discording all day for no reason. There comes a point when we're not talking with eachother anymore, and I just want to end the convo to put on some music or whatever, but people get so fucking pissed off nowadays. Fuck, and i'm talking about 30 year olds, I can't even imagine sensitive you 20 year olds are.
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>See incoming message
>Deliberately stall my answer while trying to think of a witty retort
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>>386342005
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>>386342148
>invited to a game
>don't answer because they probably sent it to the wrong guy
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>>386342268
>Want to accept the invite but refuse it to not appear desperate
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>>386342005
>used to be a social butterfly online
>chatted with people on mic during games all the time
>one day get extremely sick of them and leave the group
>never appear in the game or in that group until 4 years later
>the group chat is dead now, as is the group
>the text part is full of people asking me where anon is for months and months
>dont care, in that years' time I killed a guy
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>add friend
>they seem really cool
>become best friends for the longest time
>always played vidya together
>even though I was annoying, he was still my friend
>one day he stops coming online
>a few weeks past and I get a little worried
>a year or so later and I finally sell my Xbox
>last I checked he was last online 3 years
>probably 4 by now
It hurts
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>>386340424

We only very rarely met up and as they became more and more normie like and I just couldn't be like that, being around them was just more of a pain than anything. Kinda felt like a chore to talk to them just for the sake of having friends.
We had fun as fuck memories together and back then I thought I would die or something if our friendship ended. Now I was the one to cut the cord and feel nothing about it. Kinda made me lose faith in the meaning behind relationships in general. At least if they involve my autistic self.
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>>386342016
I like having people spill their guts to me
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How do you faggots meet all those people?
I've been playing games on steam since 2009 and I've met like 6 people throughout all those years, 2 of them are still on my friendlist, rest are all irl acquintances/friends.
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>going offline to play online hidden
Fucking casual, the best way is to make a new steam account, share the game library with your main account, and then playing offline on the new steam account. Now you'll never be able to ask me to play with you Steve.
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>try to chat the best you can
>"you're not too talkative"
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>Had group of friends that we would constantly shit up TF2 severs with
>Now I only mostly speak to 2 members of the group on a regular basis

It hurts.
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>>386338116
Bakaudon, have fun, women's mind is fucked up
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>>386342645
>they became more and more normie like and I just couldn't be like that
Classic case of people changing, as is the obvious thing called growing up and you not being able to cope.

People eventually change, that doesn't mean they stop caring about you IF they're truly your friends.
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You guys make me feel like a Chad for telling my friends "leave me alone for three hours." Is it really that hard or unusual?
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>>386342062
>you could be THAT guy from my friends list, whom seems like he would ask someone for boypussi

I doubt I'm on your steam friends list. I've only got 2 friends on steam that I really talk to and I've talked to them enough that I can usually pick out which posts on this board belong to them. But if you think I am someone on your friends list then feel free to post what game I'm playing and what my profile pic is unless my autism is causing me to misunderstand the point of your post entirely.

>>386342429
>used to be a social butterfly online
>tfw used to be like this
>would just talk about retarded shit with anybody in whatever game I was playing on my 360 usually MW2 or the first Black Op
>Sophomore year of high school starts
>end up extremely sick to the point where I have to be homeschooled for a year
>that year away from school by myself fucked me up socially
>when I returned Junior year nobody remembered who I was and the few who did would constantly go out of their way to shit on me up until I graduated
>now I can't even talk to people IRL or online for fear of just being labeled a nuisance
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>>386342883
Holy fuck, I never thought of this. You're a genius.
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>>386343035
Most people learn the hard way their friends are pussies when you tell them you're gonna play Underage panty quest 4 the rest of the evening and don't want their shitty youtube vids and messages interrupting you.
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>>386338030
>Shit games

well no shit you have no one to play with.
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Just took a poo poo
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>>386343296
Is there a reason you are sharing this.
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>>386340697
literally sums up 98% of experiences with these people. alternatively we play one game and then never speak again
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>>386340697
literally me unfortunately
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>>386343405
It was a nice poop. One of those poops where you don't need to wipe afterwards
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>>386343707
I've had about 50% be chill dudes and the rest as you said in the latter part desu.

I chalk it up to not playing 80% of multiplayer types of games and just sticking with FGs. Most bitching comes from FPS/Moba/MMO etc. from what I've seen.
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>That person that pussyfoots around and just blocks you and keeps you in the dark

>A few people message me in games
>"Sorry, don't want to play that right now"
>"Nah, I don't want to accept your friend request. I'm not on much"
>They figure out that I don't want to do anything and leave me alone

Why is that so hard for people to do?
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>>386336868
don't wanna know about steve or source?
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>>386344069
a good poop really brightens my mood
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>cry in my psychiatrists office because I'm in love with a steam friend that doesn't like me
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>>386332609
>>game hours on his profile keep going up

I don't think Steam actually works this way. I'm pretty much always offline, half the games in my library Valve think I've only played for 10 or 20 minutes because I only run the once while online, after I've installed them. My activity logs contain nothing about activity done offline except achievements and Valve attributes them to all happening on the same day as when I go online and without actually having played the game I got the achievement in.
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>>386344752
No, "offline" just means your friends don't see you're online
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>>386341319
>try to empty my friend list
>a guy tries to re-add me
>block him
>he tries to contact me through other accounts
I am, but this guy is creeping me out.
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>have a chill friend group
>one by one they turn gay
>and then one by one they turn trans
>trans drama tears the group apart
Don't make friends with people from 4chan. They will only break your heart.
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>Accept a friend request from here
>Guy gets clingy, don't usually reply to him because he's annoying
>He removes me from friends (not that I cared)
>He keeps re-sending me Friend Requests randomly throughout the last couple of months

Clingy as hell.
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>>386344617
I hope you have a good poop tomorrow morning
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>>386344752
people can see if you're playing if they visit your profile though, there's no way to hide that you're online there. Had a friend tell me accusingly that he saw I was playing a game when I was set as offline. I looked at him and asked if it was illegal to want to play in peace and he got mad.
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>>386345126
All my defecations are good, I don't have to try.
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Does anyone else just not talk or message people for weeks to test them and see if they actually want to hang out with your or not? I admit the practice is pretty shitty, but when they message me and say they want to hang out again I can validate that they enjoy having me in their company instead of just faking it.
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>>386345126
I never have good poops...
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>>386344813
>>386345149

Yeah, I forgot you can set your visibility to offline while being online. I thought "goes offline" was referring to him actually going offline to play games.
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>>386332609
>playing csgo around 2015
>meet these 2 dudes in a comp, get along pretty well
>add each other and play together for few months
>get talking
>these guys are friends irl and live about 20 mins away from me
>meet up at a bar and get drunk
>pretty good time
>we dont hang out irl again though apart from maybe 1 more time
>one of thems autistic as fuck and wont stop posting autistic facebook statuses about how lame his nights been and how girls will never love him
>constantly tags me in shit memes with distorted ear piercing audio
>ignore him till he stops messaging me all the time

lifes a trip
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>>386344947

>tfw all the people i've met through 4chan have been souless assholes

The only problem is that a couple of them are raging memelords.
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>>386345272

I've never gone out of my way to talk or message anyone, i just respond when people talk to me.
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>>386345298
Start eating better anon, it's all about diet.
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>>386345724
Every time I poop it's like pushing concrete mix through a play doh star press
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>>386336686
do you at least keep a consistent pattern/name or do you just name yourself edgy 14 year old things?
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>>386345689
I used to do that too but then I found out people eventually just give up on you. Now I message people maybe once every two weeks in some capacity to let them know I'm still alive.
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>>386345991
An assortment of memes, anime, and gay shit
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>He doesn't have multiple friend cliques

Wanna know the secret to friends? Play better games and be good at them, everyone loves to be carried
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>>386345724
Ease up on the fiber big boi
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>add someone from /v/v
>they get mad when I don't want to be their internet bf
>this has happened 3 times now
I just want to play video games
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>someone adds me on steam from an MMO or /v/
>notice I have a midna avatar and immediately begin talking lewds
I just want to play rts and grand strat
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>>386346354
>internet bf
how does it work
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>>386346258
firm fiberous shits are the best
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>>386345917
more fiber dude. eat all your veg
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>>386346481
I don't know and I don't want to find out. I just want to play games with someone who isn't thirsty as fuck
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Are there any non-cancerous steam groups out there for meeting people to play with?

I don't want dramatic or clingy steam friends I just want people to play video games with and maybe occasionally chat about video game related things with.
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>>386346481
>hey :3
>hi :3
repeat
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>being gay
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>>386346572
sounds fun, let's try it
hey x3
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>>386337949
I knew someone who was the first case from college and I ended up cutting all ties with them because he was absolutely clingy on daily messages by the time I cut him off.

I thought something was wrong with him when we were in programming class and he basically asked to see my work on EVERY project and continued to fail to understand concepts I tried to help him with. It even got to the point where I had to explain to the professor why our work was so similar (he was often visited in his office to help out as well, so he understood the situation)

He ended up failing the class and I pretty much unfriended him a few months afterwards because he only got worse in online conversations.
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>>386346663
>>386346481
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>>386346663
3#===D
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>>386346258
>>386346509
Mixed messages here
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>>386346768
don't judge me
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>>386346663
Hi ;3
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>>386346846
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>>386346781
OwO what's this?
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>>386346703
I'm the guy you responded too and holy shit, mine was an IT course though pretty much the exact same issues you had too. I remember him straight out copy and pasting shit from sources without changing anything and constantly bugging me what he should do.

Anyway, I hope you have someone that belongs in the latter category since that is a nice feeling.
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>>386332609
well if you visit his profile often enough to see the hours go up then it's probably because you're an annoying faggot.
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I haven't set myself online in almost 2 years I think. Breaking up with a girl triggered a ton of "nah fuck this shit I'm done" feelings that had been festering for years and I didn't want to deal with any of my "friends" anymore since they turned out to be fair weather as fuck. One of my couins who is a friend seems to occasionally try to reach out to me but I don't want to deal with it.
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>>386346924
0w0
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>guy posts whining about not having anyone play fighting games with
>add him
>play once, had fun with fightcade and SFV
>never played since
>never online
fuck you, faggot.
why did you whine in the first place?
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>>386346886
those (you)s are pretty tasty >_<
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>desperately alone and eager for attention
>completely self-aware of the above
>also aware of negative sentiment towards being too clingy

I swear to the Monad that all I want is to be curled up in some strong man's arms while we play vidja. I would kill any one of you for just one minute of physical contact. Am I fated to never know bliss?
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>>386347005
Not that guy and slighty off topic but fucking christ it blows my mind how stupid some people can be in IT courses. Like so dumb they can't even remember basic shit but they still make it to the advanced classes, and the worst part is working with these people. I was leading a web design project for a class that was not an intro course and gave one guy a web page to work on. Real simple shit. He didn't end up doing it because he forgot how to make hyperlinks. After I told him how to do it before. And of course he's probably too stupid to use google. There was only like 1 other guy who was actually knowledgeable and dependable that I worked with.
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>>386347463
>desperately alone and eager for attention
>completely self-aware of the above
>also aware of negative sentiment towards being too clingy
>I swear to the Monad that all I want is to be curled up in some strong man's arms while we play vidja. I would kill any one of you for just one minute of physical contact. Am I fated to never know bliss?

this is me as well except change strong man to cute boy
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>>386347493
Because it tends to attract lazy, unmotivated idiots that join because they think that because they spend a lot of time on the internet and not being a normie means being knowledgeable about computers should be easy.
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>>386341661
>>386342016
I can speak for the same as a more of a listener rather than someone that speaks about themself a lot--- people tend to like having that network of cushion to vent out to, but most don't care when it doesn't relate to themselves.

Online relationships are really dependent on what people perceive to be what they're getting out of that relationship (a person sharing the same interests, someone to vent to, someone you like, etc) but as soon as that perceived value goes down it's hard to keep the friendship going.

I would say your best bet would be to find that spark that connected you guys in the first place, look back on memories and catch up slowly without venting out everything at once.
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>>386347463

If you're so desperate you can always pay for something like that. Is it pathetic? Well, probably. Is it a great long-term strategy? Definitely not.

But it may be better than nothing until you sort yourself out and find someone.
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>Go online
>Autismo friends from Europe drag me into several conversations, some of whom immediately want to do something with me or they'll throw a fit
>Random idiots who want to roleplay RIGHT THIS SECOND won't stop messaging me
>Boot up any game at fucking all
>Other friends just want to join or want me to quit that game and play whatever they want
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>>386335291
go away martin
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literally me
also serious question
why do i shut down when conversation goes 1 on 1?
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So, how many of you get all of your social interaction through 4chin?
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>>386348501
90% of it
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>>386348501
Me. I work but I hardly talk to co-workers.
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>>386347463
post pics
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>>386348501
does family count?
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>>386348308
Do you mean when being alone with another person instead of with 2+ people?
I have the same problem, I think it's because it's much easier to add in on a conversation they make, and difficult to support it entirely by yourself.
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>>386348591
>>386348629
>>386348685
I consider you my friends! It's always nice spending new years here.
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>>386348686
something like that
i can talk to others normally on /v/ or discord but i don't know how to do it on steam for example, i don't know what to say
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>>386349049
>It's always nice spending new years here.
i got drunk last time hoping it will change my behavior but it didn't help haha
i was in full control over myself, just more dizzy
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>>386349049
y-you too
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>>386349325
HOW do I sleep 4 hours and make it feel like 12
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>feel when never had online friends

You guys are just NERDS.
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>>386348686
It's annoying when people are trying to include me in their conversations
>And what is your opinion about all of this, anon?
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>>386349513
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!!!
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>>386349562
fuck was meant for
>>386349363
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>>386349363
i wish i knew
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>>386349363
>Sleep 12 hours
>Feels like 4
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I had to start doing this when I added people who wouldnt play games but would keep pestering me in chat while I was trying to play a games.
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>become friends with a dude in a steam friends thread
>he's never posted in one before and expected fags to respond
>go check his profile
>profile picture is sissel from ghost trick
>add him as a friend and talk vidya with him
>he's really happy that someone has good taste and added him as a friend
>talk for a while and eventually stop, he even tells me "I'm so glad I posted and met you, anon."
>hasn't been online in a year
>only 1 of his 4 friends is constantly online
>add him as a friend to ask what happened
>turned out he had a brain tumor and needed surgery on it, it had a high mortality rate and he didn't know if he was going to make it

Now that dude I added constantly bothers me and we don't really click since he's always depressed and enjoys media that are sad, meanwhile I'm pretty happy and enjoy media that is fun and uplifting.
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>>386332609
I straight up told my chat-o-holic buddy I only appear online when I'm available/in the mood to talk. Feels good and he took it well.
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Any girls(male) wanna play games both on steam and in the chat?
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>>386346924
>>386347068
Everytime I see that face I read it out, it amuses me
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>>386337130
Sociopaths would never call themselves sociopaths you edgelord
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anyone else comes to these threads to never post their profile, whine because tfw no friends and get jealous?
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>>386349983
that's pretty sad. reminds me of that old greentext where the guy goes off to war
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>tfw got mad at a friend and told him to fuck off and leave me alone
I didn't mean forever, Kevin.
I'm so sorry.
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>>386350314
Yes.
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>>386349363
I've never listened to it, but I have a hypnosis file titled "Get by on 4 hours sleep a day"
I'll upload it for you
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>>386350147
Ohwoo
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>>386350314

I come to these threads because i used to have a life and i ended up throwing it all away on a whim for no reason at all, got rid of all my real life friends or lost contact with them and now i come here to be with other degenerates and share stories.

The worst part is that i don't even regret it, and barely miss it.
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>>386349363

https://mega.nz/#!EQQUWRiI!vRwi9H_Tf0FtZTtEt-EgV_ocCAFGOgmlzfbIAO5Ay6c
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>>386350618
I've never listened to it, but I have a hypnosis file titled "Bambi Fuckdoll Brainwash"
I'll upload it for you
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>>386350719
hey thanks man, i'd appreciate that
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>>386350579
i wish i weren't so shy
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>>386350631
More like "Oh-whoa what's this?"
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>>386350852
It's not shyness anymore, it's full blown self-abasement.
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>>386350860
>>ywn hear amusement in someone's voice as they notice your bulge
why even live
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>get friend invites
>now theres more people to be online or away with
thanks champ
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>>386350860
>>386350631
ohwoh is how i hear it
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>that one annoying friend that your trying to ghost but he just keeps sending you messages
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>>386347463
Are you a grill or a "girl"?
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>>386340720
At least she won't end up as a living onahole with only body, tongue and brain in a container left, right?
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>>386351302
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>>386351302
She does, doesn't lose the teeth, loses the tongue somehow. She might also be dead by the look of that last page.
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>ywn be 33 weeks pregnant with triplets
>ywn be so swollen you have to spend your final weeks almost completely bedridden
>ywn find yourself alone while your husband's away on business
>ywn be so self conscious about your appearance you start questioning whether your husband would even want you anymore
>ywn cry yourself to sleep, frustrated, horny and unable reach your aching pussy to relieve yourself
>ywn be so desperate for sex and attention you'd happily lie back and let your husband use you as a cum dump if he were there
>ywn break down in front of your husband when returns from his trip and confess all of this
>ywn have your husband take his vacay days to oblige your requests
>ywn spend the last days of your pregnancy in ecstasy, lying in bed while your husband dotes on you on and off for hours
>ywn have him rub your swollen belly with oil
>ywn have him bring you meals in bed
>ywn have him cuddle you for hours every morning before pulling himself away to do work around the house
>ywn have him walk into the bedroom every time he gets the slightest wood, spreading your half-heartedly closed legs or just rolling your immobile body to the side, and dumping another load into your shuddering, soaking wet cunt before he goes back to whatever he was doing
>ywn have your water break and flush out a dozen loads of your husbands cum
>ywn experience three, successive, mind-blowing, cunt-shattering orgasms as you give birth to each of your little bundles of joy
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I'm watching you play and stay offline
Homefront sucks BTW
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>friend group of 20 people now down to 4
>bored as fuck when they're all offline
>too much of a jaded cunt to make new lasting relationships
>will never find anyone else like those 4
it hurts
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>last online 1,105 days ago
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>Friend plays a game
>Watch them stream it
>Judge their plays constantly
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>>386351513
uh actually you'd probably end up dead without medical attention. three kids don't just pop out of you easily and I doubt you'd be orgasming with all the pain
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>>386351473
Sounds funny.
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>>386349363

Sometimes you can.

A few days ago I went to sleep at 5am, and woke up at 9am fully refreshed. I had a lot to do that day including taking two trains and walking around my city for an hour or two.

I only became sleepy at 10pm, and slept till 7am the next day.

Today I slept for 6 hours and I woke up 10 hours ago and I'm hardly sleepy. I guess it depends on what you do all day, I'm sure if I was working right now I'd be dead tired.
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I just block the guys who annoy me, and if i annoy someone they block me. I dont form bonds with online friends, because they could lying about everything they tell me about.
When you get this, you dont have stress about anything.
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>>386352094
The bigger the brain and the body are, the more rest they require.
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>>386338878
I might be cute to you. What kinda guys do you like?
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>>386351695
I have this too
Shit sucks
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>>386349545
There's a girl I know IRL who's really quiet and says almost nothing in group conversations, and it's really weird. Like she's just a warm body and not much else. Roping her into the conversation just helps me feel like they actually want to be there
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>>386338101
why did i read this
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>Last online: Online
will he ever come back
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>Have plenty of people on my friends list
>Few close friends that I'll play vidya with and generally hang out with regularly
>Person I'd consider my best friend generally is up really late into the night, spend lots of time with them because it works with my schedule
>Schedule changes, new job, no time to stay up late anymore
>Barely play with or talk to best friend anymore
>Mainly message to talk about various degeneracy nowadays
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why did steam stop accurately tracking when you last logged in? i have spare steam accounts that always say last online 4 days ago but that isn't true. i haven't logged in to a couple of them for years.
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>>386353376
whenever steam goes offline, the timer resets, but it usually fixes itself
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>>386353376
>everything is normal
>friend goes offline
>everyone is now offline 1 minute ago
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>Tfw can't use the offline setting in steam because it just says Offline and other friends can tell when you're just appearing or actually offline

reeeee
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>>386353615
Wait

WHAT
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>>386351513
>pregfags actually believe this
It's not like your self-insert fantasies, anon. Being preggers is torment and childbirth is a feeling worse than most deaths.
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>>386353708
When someone is genuinely offline in the friends tab for me it starts counting down even the seconds. If you appear offline it will just state Offline for me until said friend actually logs off.

t. Professional Ghoster
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>>386335291

Pretty sure that's every D-List E-Celeb's life. Anime titties and all.
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>>386353821
No bullshit, I've noticed it does count down for me, at least on my steam profile page, and I checked that shit on another browser too not signed in to steam and it still shows the time counting down, not just "offline"
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>>386342016
Take it from another guy: Offline ''friendships'' are bullshit and just as possible to pass away in transience as online friendships. Don't believe the hype from retards like this one.
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>want to say hi, not even talk that much just hi really
>afraid I'll be too much of a bother and decide not to
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>>386335548

My steam avvy is often fuzzy characters like Pandas and Pokemon and I get steam requests from people who want to proclaim their love for <insert random furry here>
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>>386337130
>>386337390

>have online friends
>none of them are autistic enough to care if I don't feel like playing something with someone

The "no friends is best" meme is retarded. The whole point of a friend is that you like them.
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>>386340613
Being this shit
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>>386353821
are you one of those people that memorized all of your friends hours of availability based on their online status?
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>>386332609
>having friends
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>>386353967
Show me where your "friends" touched you anon.
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>tfw nobody to be clingy and do lewd with
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>>386352272
skinny twinkish and feminine
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>Join a discord
>Don't know how to just start talking
>Every time I do they seem uninterested in replying
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>>386354320
how lewd are we talking
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>>386354610
extremely
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>>386354363

Open with a meme. May i suggest baneposting? Just stand there listening and when the opportunity presents itself chime in with something like "A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A __________" obviously filling in the blanks with the appropriate and relevant subject. Or perhaps you could say something "Well he is a big guy after all" or if you don't have your blood filled with memes then you can always use the easy to use "for you"

People will love you, trust me, i'm a professional.
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>>386354671
Baneposting is one step above /pol/posting outside of containment.
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>>386354363
>the guy that interjects an unrelated topic into the conversation every other sentence
>no one ever replies
>he doesn't learn
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>>386354651
Are you a slut?
>>
Are you people 13 years old? Just have a fucking conversation. It's not hard you stupid faggots.
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>>386354717

That is why we are not allowed to bring friends.
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>>386354920
No. You have to take time to get to know me. I'm high maintenance and you're gonna have to put some effort into bedding me.
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>>386346197
Colin?
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>>386351830
That's why you will never
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>Hey Anon download Skype!
>Hey Anon download Teamspeak!
>Hey Anon download Discord!
>Hey Anon download flavour of the week chat program!
Dunno if anyone else has this issue with some friends but they never take I just use Steam for an answer.
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>>386355141
where do you live? I'm not alpha enough to seduce you in one day anyway
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>>386355458
Indiana
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>>386355494
holy fuck good luck then
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>>386355578
Where do you live then fuckboy?
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>>386352102
This.
My online friend was a piece of shit. We knew each other for over two years and he still fucked me over kicked me out of my own guild and stripped all my items.

Don't trust anyone you can't punch in the face.
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>>386354113
>Herd animals
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>>386355451
steam voip sounds like total dogshit
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>>386355705
i'm a virgin loser who deosnt know what he wants and I live in Europe
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>that one friend who talks about politics
I get it that you hate Trump and constantly talk about how bad the right is, but I just want to play videogames.
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>>386355451

I almost encountered that at one point, everyone used Steam, then they moved to Teamspeak, and then everyone wanted to move to Mumble but i refused to go and i suppose i was lucky enough that people would rather have me than Mumble, and then everyone moved to Discord but Discord seems to be the future so whatever
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>>386355494
>Another lewd anon from indiana

I'm surprised

I fap with other anons but don't do 3dpd lewd stuff usually, just purely 100% heterosexual fapping together

>>386355827
Discord's is so much better it is silly. Not sure how steam has managed to have nearly skype levels of awful compression.
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>>386355830
>I live in Europe
Maybe a Saudi prince will bed you and shower you with money
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>>386355924
what part of indiana?
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>>386340720
SAUCE
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>>386355935
>implying the wealthy and successful ones come to Europe
keking hard right now, most of the shit we get here are afghans, somalis and other bottom of the barrel human trash that can't read or write, and not even their home countries want them.
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>>386356010
South side of indianapolis. I'm not particularly interested in hookups or anything though, was just surprised.
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>>386332881
>make profile private because you like your privacy
>everyone complains that your profile is private
Steam really is the worst thing to happen to gaming.
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>Meet a 16 year old girl on Discord.
>She likes me, I like her.
>Decide to tell her she is too young.
>She is still after me.
>I have nothing to talk about with her because I don't care about much of anything and only play video games.

Eh.
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>>386356358
Live in northeast Indiana close to Fort Wayne. Wanna add each other on steam or some shit? Only other anon I found from this state was a fat beta from Fort Wayne
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>>386355924
>just purely 100% heterosexual fapping together
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>delete friends
>to this day they still try to add you back
Just stop
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>>386356508
Just fuck (((her))) retard.
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>those steam friends who died years ago but you cant bring yourself to remove them
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>>386356830
F
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>>386356691
That's terrifying, honestly
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>>386354363
>>386354671 is right. I decided to join the /osg/ clan in oldschool runescape. Every time I tried to meaningfully add to the conversation I was completely ignored, nobody gave a shit to even acknowledge me. I asked them their fishing lvls, and they completely stopped everything to go on a 15-minute tangent about levels and "nice"ing each other.
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>>386356423
>be good at game
>everyone assumes i'm hacking and pages full of hackusations in the comments
>go private
>everyone assumes i'm hacking because my profil is private
>deactivate comments
>everyone assumes i'm hacking because comments are disabled
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>>386357268
>>386356691
>Had a friend that constantly asked me for free stuff from TF2/CSGO
>removed him
>tries to add me back
>blocked him
That works.
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>>386357565
at least with your comments on, you get trophies
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>>386356509
Well I'm a skinny beta who has bad taste in games and don't really focus on online connections that much anymore.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/whoahg

Add me if you want, been busy and tied up a lot lately but we'll shitpost together some time. Take it easy anon

>>386356514
Hey now, there is nothing homo about relieving lewd urges to 2d together.
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>>386357752
>profile is private
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>>386350186
How's that first year of college going, sport?
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>>386357268
>they leave a message on your public artwork/screenshot asking why you deleted them
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>>386350513
Hi, I'm Kevin.
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>>386357565
>t. cheater

Maybe you should stop cheating.
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>>386355924
>I fap with other anons but don't do 3dpd lewd stuff usually, just purely 100% heterosexual fapping together
how did you find them
asking for a friend
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>>386351302
So you'r telling me this pic is from the same doujin OP's crop is?
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>>386356691
>be deleted
>add back
>pretend like nothing has changed
>keeps happening
am I that bad of a person?
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>>386344645
heh, that's me alright
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>>386358427
Look harder. It's easier on discord both because the voice client is better for certain lewd noises and it hosts images for you, so you can share what you're fapping to and explode together
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>>386333876
>.

when my mom died i got even mor detached and the only game that made mde feel remotely good was brigador

idk man it feel weird
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>>386342016
>tfw have close online friends i've known for a decade
>tfw have had online friendships just sort of wither
online only friends seem to work alright sometimes imo
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>>386358993
>claims to be 100% straight
>faps over voice chat

hm...
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>>386332609
at least you have friends... I don't even have fake steam friends.
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>>386358818
>asks why she's eating ice cream when she eats it every day
nice awful comic there
>>
https://discord.gg/fSPXuhd
for all you fucking faggots looking for steam friends, there's a bunch more of you anime-avatar useless wastes of human life oxygen thieves here.

>>386332609
>>>386333876
seems like your kind of thing
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>>386358993
damn I doubt i'd really do it
I'm curious and a bit degenerate but fapping with voice chat would be too lewd
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>>386343113
>literally me
ayy lmao
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>Met a new good friend in a MMO
>Started talking because he acted kinda strange and i wanted to cheer him up, then we just played together on a regular basis.
>He is clingy but i don't dislike it at all, i like talking and playing with him
>Suddenly it just stops, fills like something is missing everyday.
>We don't play anymore due to timezone and him playing with someone else everytime i ask if we could play something
>End up being the clingy one and doing retarded stuff like removing and adding him back or saying shit i still regret after a while.
>Somehow forgives me but talking to him is just painful with robotic replies from both side or avoiding replying as a whole, if we ever talk at all.
>Finally delete him once and for all because realize this simply isn't what being friend is about and it stopped being so for several months now.

It hurts but it had to be done.
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>>386360019
That's unfortunate, Anon. You seem like you deserve better.
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>>386360019

lol, you were even too boring to that loser.
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>someone in the 'e-clique' claims to be a leader
>someone in the 'e-clique' invites over a friend who can't handle the general sense of humour
>people in the 'e-clique' leave and rejoin due to anger/stress on a monthly basis, won't just fucking talk things out with everyone
>people in the 'e-clique' also entered e-relationships that have failed miserably
>people in the 'e-clique' pretending to be females

What are other red-flags among internet e-buddy groups?
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>>386344645
>join discord
>make some good pals
>one finds out I'm a girl stalking mine and my friend's profiles
>suddenly the sperg is in love with me and is clingy and annoying as fuck
>tells everybody
>have to leave because interactions don't feel the same

What the fuck is wrong with people like you, don't fall in love with someone over the fucking internet

I wish you all were gay as you pretend to be
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>people add me after a good, fun game of R6/Dota/Overwatch/whatever
>leave the friend request hanging for all of eternity because I'm so lazy that internet social interactions tire me out
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>>386346893
>>386346846
>>386346768
>>386346663
>>386346572
>>386346481
>>386346481
...
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>>386360503
>implying I would ever fall in love with a fucking 3DPD roastie on the internet
gtfo
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>>386360503
Might as well wish death to the subhumans.
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>>386333064
Classic Steve
>>
>one steam friend I added from either here or r9k
>We had one conversation like two years ago, haven't heard from him since

>Another friend is always playing farm sim
>He has over 3000 hours logged in 15 and 17
>In each game

>Most of the rest are people i barely know in real life
>Haven't talked to them much in HS or college, or since
>>
>tfw rejecting all friend requests
JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES YAHURR
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>>386360019
>Somehow forgives me but talking to him is just painful with robotic replies from both side or avoiding replying as a whole, if we ever talk at all.
>Finally delete him once and for all because realize this simply isn't what being friend is about and it stopped being so for several months now.
Very relatable.
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>People from Call of Duty and other shooters always want to add me
>We add each other, join a lobby/party together, and go on to absolutely shit stomp random matches
>We all have a blast and overall having a great time
>One of us has to leave, leave the party, and the party disbands
>No one is ever on at the same time again, we never make a party again, and we never speak.

I have like 60 some odd users on my list that I never speak to, and since 90% of them play nothing but PUBG, we don't even have anything to speak about.

>TFW too socially awkward about the backlash of removing them so I'll just leave them there
>>
Is this the new femboi thread?
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>tfw all any of my "friendships" have ever been are one way streets where I get no affection or favors in return
nobody fucking likes me and I don't understand
>>
>want to add people from /v/ to chat with
>don't play MP games anymore
>don't have the energy to put into making a real friendship anymore
>give up on the idea of making new internet friends for a few months
>repeat
good times
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>>386337067
>>being this retarded
Come on now, there was nothing illogical about his statement. You can't just call someone retarded as a generic insult with no reason to assume that their intelligence is below average.
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>>386361641
You'll come to terms with it eventually. It's not too late to work on yourself and try again in a new environment either.
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>>386348501
checking in. The people I wageslave with in wageslave central aren't fun to hang out with, so 90% of my social interactions are on this site.
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>caring about steam "friend"

Fuck off, really.
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>>386361558
This hasn't even come close to being "the" femboi thread of the day/week, if there ever is one. Comparatively, there's a severe lack of spoilered flirting and lewdness.

What, you thought I would flirt with YOU here? Disgusting.
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Post discords.
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>>386361871
>try again in a new environment
I don't feel like I can be genuine with someone I haven't known for a long time, and what's the point if I'm acting like a fake fuck trying to be appealing
that won't make me happy
also I'm neet so there's no environment for me to try in anyway
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>>386362809
You shouldn't be genuine around new acquaintances, though that doesn't mean you should be fake either.
Most important is to be friendly and try to act interested in them, with a bit of luck you'll discover some common ground you can talk about, if not at the very least it's better to be known as that friendly weird dude than the negative scowling weirdo.

I don't know about you, but I wasn't 'genuine' with the friends I made in school. You pick out things about your life you can talk about that might get your foot through the door, and as you get to know the person it's easier to switch over to a more relaxed persona.
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>>386337920
>no one ever adds me for vidya
I've only had two friends for the past five years.
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>>386338101
how do i get past the panda
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>>386349363
You have to segment your sleep as regular naps.
Eventually your body will adjust and you'll only have REM sleeps with minimum wasted time.
If you miss a nap you are fucked though.
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>>386363663
What sort of vidya geimu do you play?

>>386363935
Would not recommend.
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>>386364007
I've been playing pubg and trying to learn fighting games lately, bust other than that only single player stuff.
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>>386338030
>mfw only person to post link in this thread has 6 new friends
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>>386337920
Accept anon, I just wanna be friends!
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>>386332609
What type of dingus gets so attached to someone that they begin to note someone else's hours played?
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>>386335291
Atleast you have a big cock
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>>386364252
im going to invite everone online to L4D2 vs, want to see what happens.
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>>386363493
what about being neet and not having the chance to even interact with people on a regular basis
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>>386360019
>start dating an anon I met on /v/
>we've been happy for around 8 months now
>he tells me about how he feels guilty for not being with his friends enough because all he wants is to talk to me
I get the feeling I stole your friend anon.
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>>386364840
>start dating an anon I met on /v/
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>>386364681
I didn't add you, just kept your profile open in a tab to see how many requests you got.
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>>386365110
only 2 people joined and some set their status to away as soon as i invited them lmao
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>>386364692
Good luck then, I was in the same boat for three years. Get a job nigger.
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>play a shitty browser game with /v/
>get randomly invited to a msn group
>7 years later this group is basically my only contact with other people
Funny how that worked out.
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>>386337130
>>386350186

sociopaths think they are living life the right way, that they're not sociopaths.

just cause you dont' connect with people and don't feel obligations towards them doesn't mean you have a disorder
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>>386365291
>gets new friends
>starts bullying them
dummie
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>>386365437
Most sociopaths are aware of it themselves.
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>tfw no clingy weeb friend
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>>386365309
I've never had a job before and can't handle any sort of responsibility
plus the anxiety of learning how to apply and shit and likely having to lie about how worthless I am just to land some dead end shit job that I won't grow out of for the rest of my life
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>>386365692
Post your profile then.
Weebs only add other weebs
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>been playing viddy games since back when CS was still a mod
>never made any long lasting friendships via online gaming

i ain't gay or anything, i just wish I had made some real broskis to shoot the shit with and had actually made some concrete memories instead of just dicking around for the past 10-15 years
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I tried reaching out to people on steam who were my friends 5+ years ago, they always just give short responses, fucc steam.
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>>386332609
why dont you fucking get that i want to be alone you idiot. and i dont want to play roblox
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>>386365692
It's hard to find one that comes without serious emotional baggage.
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>>386365634
i guess i should have just made it a campaign lobby instead
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>>386365791
>can't handle any sort of responsibility
Sounds more like you trying to justify being a neet.

Best advice I can give you is to start studying in a field where you'll go through one or more periods of practical experience (you work part-time without pay as part of your studies, they teach you things etc). Once you get past that first obstacle a very large portion of people are offered to continue working part-time, literally the only thing you need to do is show that you put in effort.
I have the same problem as you, very socially anxious and have had zero luck with job applications in the past.

Obviously doesn't work very well in the US or elsewhere if tuition fees are an issue.
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>some days I am really cheery and outgoing
>day 2 comes
>people i was nice to want me to be nice again
>have no fucking energy at all this time
>want to tell them to fuck off
>just go silent instead or say im busy
>"Anon is pretty aloof guy isnt he, is he bipolar?"
>mfw
I fucking tried you assholes
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>>386366357
True. This is why I keep myself far away from others so I don't hurt them with it.
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>>386366592
>some days I am really cheery and outgoing
>day 2 comes
>people i was nice to want me to be nice again
>have no fucking energy at all this time
are you me? some days i want to socialize and stuff and then others i just want to be completely alone and hate everyone
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>>386366560
I don't want to go to school ever again, I'm fucking sick of it
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>>386366869
its worse when you were too nice and the other person thinks they found a best friend but are about to be sorely mistaken or when they think they found a possible significant other
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>>386366920
School is fun with friends. I'll be your friend anon!
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>>386366592
>>386366869
games have turned us into low energy beta males
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>>386332609
is this pic some gay shit
fuck you op
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>>386366663
>older sister gets a steady boyfriend
>becomes pregnant and has a little girl
>don't visit, don't call, because I feel they'll be better off without me around
>have no idea how to act around her, just stay silent for the most part
I dislike this feel.

>>386366920
>doesn't want dead end shit job that you won't grow out of for the rest of your life
>I don't want to go to school ever again, I'm fucking sick of it
These two are mutually exclusive, pick either wage slavery or school.
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>>386332609
Sauce please
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You are all fags i can talk to anyone anywhere
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>>386367350
guess I'm picking eventual suicide
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>>386367221
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>>386334250
normie
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>>386367456
There's always alcoholism to fall back on, right?
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>friend goes offline on steam
>never heard from again
>find out he died a few days after going offline
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>>386360503
And I wish all you women knew the rules
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>>386367537
I'd actually rather kill myself twice than that
no small part of the reason I'm in such a shit spot is because of my abusive alcoholic mother
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>>386360503
>being a girl
>going on anything but shit like facebook
You deserved it.
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fags
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>>386367685
it looks like he went offline in real life
I'm sorry anon
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>>386367692
That rule only applies on nsfw boards fuckboi
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>>386367685
>daydream about being that friend
>play out old friends' reactions when they hear I died in my head
somehow strangely comforting
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>>386367890
The fucked up thing is that he was like 17, that's too soon man. He had potential.
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>>386360503
>woman ruins everything
what a surprise
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>485 replies omitted
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>>386353615
>>386353708
>>386353821
>>386353943
>>386354034

Your profile page also gives you away. Even if you set your friends list to "offline" and you start up a game, your profile page will show you as online and show what game you're playing.
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>>386367851
My dad never touched alcohol and still managed to be an abusive shit, for me drinking just blurs the worst of the depression.
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>i am like this constantly
>never tell anyone and just stalk them and be upset silently
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>>386368218
well I hate alcohol and drugs and being around people who use them, which also bars me even more from ever being able to be social with people
that shit is cancer and the fact that I can't get away from it is enraging
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tfw met a bunch of cool people on steam friend threads

We should do that more often
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>>386366592
>Anon is pretty aloof guy isnt he, is he bipolar
Well are you?
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does anyone want to play killing floor1?
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>>386360503
I'm pretty gay.
I meet with my boyfriend who lives overseas once a year and he fucks me in the ass.
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>>386367350
>have no idea how to act around her, just stay silent for the most part
Just put on a mask and act like a normal human being. You might come off a bit wooden, but that's better than nothing, and you really shouldn't deprive yourself of family time when they come around. It's also nice and a bit rehumanizing to interact with your niece and get to see a fresh innocent outlook on life. If you have trouble, just think "What would a normal functioning person be expected to do in this situation?" and the answer should be readily apparent.

One of my elder sisters came by last month with 5yr nephew and 18mo niece. I remained polite, doted on the niece as was expected, played some catch with the nephew as was expected, and let my sister hem and haw over shit I had no experience with or interest in. You just gotta put on the mask and tough it out.
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>>386332609
I have my xbix friends list at zero and its staying that way.
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>>386368512
no i just wake up and feel dead sometimes.

sometimes im super witty and cheery and considerate that i amaze myself. other times not so much.
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>>386368631
h-hot
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>>386368631
loo late for gay shit now
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>>386368702
not him but I hate putting on the mask. I don't give a shit about your office quarrels or whatever the fuck else normies complain about. my life sucks but I don't tell you shit because I know you don't give a damn either way
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>tfw only people you can talk feels are other /v/irgins
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>>386368702
I think this is good advice, but harder said than done.
I've already distanced myself from all former friends, I'm guessing subconsciously my sister is the next 'logical' step. She's going to start studying the same as me next year, so that might make some room for socializing.
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>>386332609
Who else goes offline so that you don't let anyone know that's all you do? Waiting for that message of, "Anon you just play video games all day?" responses.
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>>386369393
>getting messages
You have it good anon, and you don't even know it.
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>>386369289
at least I feel I can be the real me around you guys unlike niggas
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>>386368631
>meeting up once a YEAR for sex
That's not a relationship, you're just a convenient cumdumpster whenever he's in the area.
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>>386369393
i don't even care any more, none of my steam friends ever look at my profile, embrace the autism
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>>386369592
We can't afford more than that anon.
We just both go to japan for vacations
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