>make 73% of your player base losers >Revolutionary Shooting

File: a9c95d54-90ad-4d8d-bba7-b426865943e9.jpg (271KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 960x1280px

I chose Mayo only because last SF I was playing nothing but Ice Cream boys when I chose that side so I wanted to a sport this time around. That and I ACTUALLY WANTED to play against the opposite team.

They really need to give Pearl better sides on the things. She is so universally disliked I've come to actually feel bad for this digital squid.


She kinda cute. You can't really beat the influx of Gyarus/Choco girls becoming popular as well.

File: 57865765.jpg (87KB, 540x500px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 540x500px

>>386328481
>Your Team Win
FUCK YEAH MARINA AND SPLATOON IS THE BEST
>Your Team Lose
THE GAME IS DEAD REEEEEE

I chose mayo because it literally looked like you were shooting semen everywhere!

>>386328481
>make 73% of your player base losers

Your shit players picking Marina for her tits are what lost you the splatfest, spooklover. Don't blame everything else for your own faults.

Slay'od by Mayo

Marina is 100% waifu but I can't look at her the same way after finding out she has such trash taste in condiments.

>>386328481
>I spend fucking 85% of my time winning ketchup vs ketchup and we lose the whole thing.
Post your 85% win rate proof faggot

>>386328481
BLOW THE FUCK OUT

>>386328481
popular vote lost again?

>>386328481
Oh no I lost a whole 3 (Three!) snails waah waah waah I should have won!!

File: 1501420496078.jpg (53KB, 380x750px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 380x750px

>>386328481
KETCHUP IS NOW OUTLAWED!

Stay fucking mad ketchump.

>>386328881
>She is so universally disliked
I was under the impression Pearl was the more popular one in Japan

>>386328481
If anything, it proves that only trash likes ketchup.

File: 5d4.jpg (14KB, 324x451px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 324x451px

>Ketchup
>Useful on Hot dogs, Hamburgers, Spaghetti, fried eggs and countless other options
>Mayo
>Useful in Aioli and ???

Do the Nips just not know what mustard is?

>>386328481
UK here, our splatfest hasn't ended yet. I finished up last night at Ketchup King with just over 2000 power. How will they reward the snails? Is it all based on the final results or does my individual performance affect it also?

>>386328481
Don't pick a team that furries and other degenerates are obviously going to pick = easy win.

File: 1502001448769.png (56KB, 590x288px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 590x288px

>believing the numbers

>>386331060
It's based on your title and whether your team wins or loses. If you're king and you lose you get 21, if you win you get 24

>>386331032
Nip mayo is better, so they can use it in all sorts of things.

>>386330950
Wait, really? Maybe I'm just stuck in my circles opinions.

>>386331032
Mayo goes with all meats and breads and can even be used as a salad dressing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saU3_xJJrCg

You scrubs need to stop having shit taste, I've won both splatfests because I don't care about the deformed loli or the nigga. I just have good taste in life.

Do I lose out on any...permanent benefits/items if I buy the game now after missing splatfest?

>>386331402
Why would you...talk like this?

>>386331402
No, just snails that they give out during every splatfest.

>>386331402
You missed a chance to get some sea snails, but you can get those just by leveling past 30 now, or in future splatfests. And they only let you add more sub abilities to your gear and reroll them.

>>386331402
Splatfest reward special shells, which are used to add slots to trash items (ones with less than 4). Not sure if you can get those shells outside of splatfests.

>>386331538
It makes me...mysterious

>>386328481
is Shifty Station from the hero mode ? Does anyone know ?

>>386331754
No.

>>386328481
>plays a game for children
>throws a sissy fit about winning or losing in said game for children

Seek some shelter for the mentally ill, my man.

>>386331754
It's not a particular stage, but it's clearly in an octarian dome.

>>386331032
>Ketchup on spaghetti
Wtf is wrong with Americans?

>>386331032
you disgust me, ketchup belongs with fries and hamburgers and nowhere else

>>386328481
Ketchup is a condiment for children, sophisticated adults pick mayo and stomp ketcucks

File: splatoon_2___marina_by_yumake-dbfd8nt.png.jpg (8KB, 154x200px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 154x200px

WE

>>386331032
Honey Boo Boo please go.

File: spaghettiketchup.jpg (145KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1200x900px

>>386332135
>Being this fucking pleb

>>386332258
ANTS

>>386332135
Yeah fucking Americans???????

>>386330950
It's almost a clean 50/50 when it was first polled

>>386332298
Disgusting.

>>386332298

>not putting ketchup on spaghetti
>pleb

On spaghetti goes tomato puree, not ketchup you unknowing kitchen dimwit

>>386328481
>Getting mad at a shitty game for children

>>386328481
What's really cruel is the fact that under any of the old Splatfest rules. Ketchup would have won. Solo and team victories are combined, (we'll round them up in the case) and it would be 52-48 mayo. But even with a x6 multipler, that would only give them 24 more points where it's not enough to come over the 46 point popularity spread.

What a bad loser you are.

>>386332298
kill yourself my man

>>386331124
>Marie confirmed for traitor.
What's the equivalent of a special prosecutor and grand jury in Splatoon?

>>386328481
>salty Ketchup bleb can't handle losing

har har

The amount of ketchupfag damage control going on is hilarious.

File: 1436158291278.png (301KB, 539x452px) Image search: [Google]

301KB, 539x452px

>>386329687
>>386330676
The funny thing is, that if it was the other way around (Pearl - ketchup, and Marina - mayo) this would have turned exactly same way - kids would pick Marina for her looks, contrarians would pick Pearl because she is the less popular choice, and only extremely small amount of people would made the choice based on actual condiment preferences.

Remember to throw your games against fellow Mayo lads, That way you get pitted against shite Ketchtards

>>386328481
>getting mad at a fun game like Splatoon

go back to CoD faggot

>Getting mad about an ingame event with no ramifications

This guy

Don't get cooked, yo

Okay Splatfest is over.

Now how do we solve the real issue - Furries.

>>386333169
Stop making a fuss about it and just report them all.
They get off from everyone getting pissed off at them.

File: 4455fc3e-3a5c-404b-9943-5be3e20bfed8..jpg (250KB, 713x1000px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 713x1000px

Mayo isn't that great

>>386333242
Why do you say that like 73% of players don't agree with you?

>>386333169
Report and ignore.

>>386329180
I choose red because red is the color of a beautiful wavelength of light.

>>386331230
She is. Mayo won popularity in Japan with 56%.

>>386330859
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I actually believe this is the only one of the 4 (counting japan) splatfests so far where the popular choice HASN'T won.

>using mayo, a condiment better than ketchup to give pearl an unfair advantage
this splatfest was just unbalanced
maybe next time, they won't give an unfair advantage

>>386332896
A squad of japs with tri-sloshers

File: over-time-kamen-rider-wizard-32-d7adb9d5-mkv_snapshot_00-31_2013-04-24_11-28-05.jpg (89KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 1280x720px

fuck yeah I knew mayo would win

I lost most of my matches. I'm not as good as splatting opponents as I am inking turf.

File: pearlmayo.png (730KB, 1000x754px) Image search: [Google]

730KB, 1000x754px

>he picked ketchup

The issue with Marina is that half the people on her team picked her, not because ketchup is superior, but because of "muh waifu", meaning that it was basically ketchup v.s. ketchup the entire bloody time, and even when it isn't, you're trapped in a team with brain dead autists running around flinging themselves off ledges. We've failed as a species.

>>386333242
Legally, you are wrong.

File: 1501937836638.gif (605KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

605KB, 500x281px

>when the pearl waifufags outperform the marina waifufags
No justice truer.

>>386328481
Why the fuck did Ketchup lose? I thought it was a fucking sure win?
There was barely any Mayo to fight in turf wars which led to Ketchups vs Ketchups.
What the actual fuck?

>>386334272
Mayo won just a bit more, Ketchup won in popularity only and I don't think KvK matches count .

File: 1498890180141.jpg (21KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 480x480px

>>386328481
Holy shit mayo won?
>All those shitters yesterday bragging about throwing mayo games

>>386334324
>I don't think KvK matches count

And that's a problem because there's not enough Mayo players to even out, so Ketchups should win by default.

>>386334272
that's the problem, Nintendo didn't took the time to match ketchup against mayo, since they're lazy and complcated, they did ketchup v ketchup, thus resulting in a failure for ketchup.

why are people blaming popularity

Japs has mayo popular and still won on matches

>>386334364
That's retarded logic, senpai.

>I-i-it's Nintendo's fault we lost
>The rules need to be changed! They're not fair!
Ya'll sound like a bunch of sore democrats. THE STRONG MAKE THE RULES HERE.

>>386328481
Get fucked Marinafag, lol

>>386334429
Well they didn't want to make people wait around.

>>386334429
I was getting mayo vs mayo in the end because we were routinely stomping you ketchumps, they quit, and the data shows.

>>386334976
>73% picked ketchup
>not taking the time to find a mayo v ketchup match
>most of the time matchs are ketchup v ketchup
>because mayo team win some matchs againt ketchup mayo wins with a 51-52%
>don't blame Nintendo

nice retarded logic you got there

>team ketchup
>win about 70% of my matches

I'm not mad. I did my part.

File: 1499032121910.jpg (22KB, 632x782px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 632x782px

>>386328481
>niggers pick Ketchup because they want to fight for their race
>they lose horribly
>the white race once again reigns supreme even though they were extremely outnumbered.
>nigger ketchuplets start bitching like little girls
>"Waaaah waaaah this game is not fuuuuuun. I beating tomato niggers all daaaay!! How could we lose?"
>mfw

Oh i figured they'd tally the worldwide results. Guess not, so we'll have 3 different results each splatfest?

Nice
Get fucked Marinafags
Hime is best girl

>>386329180
I chose ketchup because its the color of the stuff that comes out my penis too

:(

>>386331032
>Mayo
Deli sandwiches
Chicken sandwiches
BLTs
Cole slaw

>Leveling gear in turf war
>Splatting fairly well, get close to enemy spawn
>Ambushed by some ahole hiding around a corner with Octobrush
>At our spawn the other 3 enemy team members are surrounding it inking everything
>Literally can't even move off of spawn because they team up and kill me
>Spamming help button but none of my team mates respond
>Enemy team wins by like 85%

Fuck this game sometimes.

>>386328481

I dont play splatoon at all and never will but this is exactly how Trump got in office.

Just letting you know since you are black and clearly uneducated since youre spending your time playing a game for basement dwelling furries.

This is a perfect example of how the real world works.

>>386331609
Being able to get snails by leveling isn't an indefinite solution because the level cap is 50, meaning the total number of snails you can get outside of a splatfest 21.

File: 99881102a63afef3f40893184449a40c.jpg (79KB, 800x533px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 800x533px

>>386331032
mayo goes with fries and other potato dishes

This shit is rigged, I knew mayo was going to win when Japan was also mayo. Fuck Nintendo and this handholdy "let's take turns" bullshit.

File: aocjx.gif (2MB, 295x216px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 295x216px

>>386328481
>ketchup was more popular
>but mayo was better
sweet, vinegary ketchup tears

>>386328481
There was no way mayo was going to win, does japan even know how different mayo is in the west

>>386328481

Well, looking at the number, it looks like the 73% of the players that picked Ketchup were trash, considering you lost both Solo and Team stats.

What do you want, exactly? You want the victory to go to the side that won LESS?

I don't even play Splatoon but I'm enjoying these tears so much. Mayo > ketchup

>>386336582
>popularity contest
>more popular side loses
Splatfests need to have objective modes in the future, turf war is a fucking garbage mode

>>386336582

Except the vast majority of matches were ketchup vs. Ketchup battles so the battle stats are retardedly skewed.

>>386336431
>does japan even know how different mayo is in the west
in america

>>386336762
yurop puts mayo on pizza and shit?

>>386336747
This. I had like 5 matches against mayo all day, won them all too. Nintendo needs to tally up battleranks if they want this shit to matter because I got to 2.2k

>>386336895
In sandwiches, on fries and in salads

Ye gods Mayo is one of the most vile foods that exists. That and sour cream are the only foods to make me literally gag when they hit my tongue. Absolutely disgusting.

>Ketchups win against other loser ketchups
>Can't win when it actually matters

Get rekt

>>386337046
Keep SEETHING

>>386336747
You keep acting like that matters at all when the end result is still Ketchup and Mayo playing the exact same number of matches against each other. Both teams had the exact same number of opportunities to rack up wins.

>>386337006
>sandwiches
I mean no shit dude come on, but fries and salad doesn't seem like a good thing to dip in mayo, it's just eggs and vinegar

File: 1499341948294.jpg (188KB, 750x864px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 750x864px

>>386328481
>FUCKING
>FUCKING
>FUCKING

Reminder that the only people who consistently cuss are dumb little faggots below the age of 24, and/or SJWs/feminists.

Which one are YOU?

File: 1464638049561.jpg (29KB, 329x297px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 329x297px

>>386328481
God I missed the after splatfest salt.

>>386333169
Fire, and lots of it.

>>386335473
>Retarded bandwagon riding, nigger-loving, happy meal eating, hot dog ruining, tomato juice slurping, bottle shaking, sugar addicted children all vote to support the worst condiment BY FAR
>They get punished by God himself for their horrible fucking taste
Seems pretty fucking great to me.

>>386337046
The only thing gag inducing is the amount of salt coming out of your mouth dude, Here have some mayo, it'll mellow you out.

File: 1498564209028.jpg (45KB, 519x389px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 519x389px

>>386337242
this
don't say swears kids

>>386337242
Fuck off you jizz-sucking cunt muffin

File: 1472829413256.jpg (52KB, 391x364px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 391x364px

>>386331032
>Spaghetti
What the fuck

>>386337457
>Ketchupfag SEETHING
The state of (You)
Get worked by Based Hime

>>386337261
>hot dog ruining
you can't ruin what's already shit

File: 1500358979698.jpg (46KB, 462x500px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 462x500px

Hey i have a question about the other thread and that new map, send me cute squids please thanks.

>>386332298
GRAVY'S GOOD TONIGHT

>>386337502
I tried that once, but with macaroni, as a cheap meal replacement. It wasn't conventionally good, but it wasn't that bad either.

File: 78e.png (446KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

446KB, 900x900px

>>386337675

Why doesnt it count the votes like it did in splatoon 1? Popularity + (wins x 2) gave fairer numbers

>>386337046
Sour cream is fucking great you awful man

File: 5c42f31beb95521975eff7dd05a71326.png (174KB, 500x671px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 500x671px

>>386337046
>tfw when not dairy/egg intolerant and thusly not genetically inferior

stay mad ketchupfags

>>386337767
Because we're going to take turns winning if it wasn't obvious
>Marina wins pre-splatfest
>Pearl wins splatfest 1
>Marina sins splatfest 2
>Pearl wins splatfest 3
etc

>>386328481
The strength of God will enable us, a small but faithful band, to overcome the multitude of the faithless.

>>386328481
>ketchup babies being this mad
Time to grow up kid, maybe you'll drop that baby sauce too

>>386337767
Because it still heavily favored the popular vote. You need an absurd landslide for the least popular choice to come out ahead. At the very least, this makes more sense and puts less strain on the least popular choice team. It's suppose to be fun after all, if one side needs to work 2-3 times as much as the other, something has gone terribly wrong.

>>386337796
ew ugh umm... no, sweetie

>>386330889
is there art yet of Marina licking Crusty Sean's grease trap?

>>386328481

This your first splatfest OP?

They typically are reverse popularity contests. Well outside of Team Cat which were incompetent in every way.

>people still haven't realized the only winning move is not to play

File: the_hook_brings_you_back_by_scamwich-dbgzpql.jpg (164KB, 894x894px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 894x894px

>>386337675

>>386338154
Honestly, i actually prefer the new rating system. It discourages people from simply picking the one they think it's going to in instead of what they like the most. Ketchup lost simply because they got all the lazy slackers that think they can coast on the popularity vote.

File: 1ehMkqU.jpg (414KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

414KB, 1280x720px

The more Splatfest changes, the more it remains the same.

File: 1501974272248.png (298KB, 500x724px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 500x724px

>Ketchuopfags thought they had a chance

>three friends and I spend hours trying to get a team splatfest match going
>only two matches
>ketchup v ketchup both times
>paired with retards for solo matches
Splatfest is proof that Nintendo can't do anything good with the internet and that most players are garbage at this game

>>386333007
>choosing off actual condiment preferences
I thought I was the only one who did this. Splatfests would be much more interesting without the "muh waifu" bullshit

File: 400.jpg (37KB, 384x400px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 384x400px

>>386328481
I feel real good having those extra Super Sea Snails.

Don't think the system is fair but it's whatever
It's seriously just a 3 snail difference at King/Queen rank between losing and winning

i'm happy mayo won :)

File: 1501738959308.jpg (172KB, 1008x1000px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 1008x1000px

>>386337675
I think squid feet are very cute and if you don't agree thats okay. i hope you enjoy playing splatoon

File: (you).jpg (160KB, 700x772px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 700x772px

>>386328481

>b-buh muh ketchup won the popular vote!!1

File: 13344747.png (152KB, 480x271px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 480x271px

>>386331032
>Ketchup
>useful on Spaghetti and fried eggs
That's fucking disgusting, anon.

>>386328481
Litteral
Chocolate 30% shit 70%
Pearl Marina

>>386338508
The system is fair. At the very least, maybe now leeches and parasite wouldn't just latch onto the popular vote thinking they can get some easy snails.

>>386338645
You don't read very well do you
The system isn't fair because people on the same team shouldn't be matched against each other
People I know who picked Mayo didn't play a single mirror match
It's just the shit matchmaking

>>386338530
IT WAS HER TURN!!!!!!!

#NOTMYCONDIMENT

>>386331095
>Implying furries aren't predominantly pro-mayo because it reminds them of semen

I've had to report several "mayo" bukkake furry shots. Fucking disgusting mayofags.

File: isaackarl.png (29KB, 1344x524px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 1344x524px

>tfw have 24 snails and still obsessing about what to use them on

>>386338757
So basically, you suggest that people should just wait and wait and wait no matter how long it takes, putting their title at risk just from not playing a lot of matches?

>/v/ sided with the majority of furfags

lol

>>386338793
calm down, dude

File: __hime_and_iida_splatoon_and_splatoon_2_drawn_by_suzushika_13_96__54c19046b0bc31b52ea91781d603f2ff.jpg (1MB, 1355x2236px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1355x2236px

Who's the janetty?

File: 1498414686250.png (110KB, 298x277px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 298x277px

NO NO NO THERE IS STILL THE EU SPLATFEST, WE CAN STILL WIN ONE, WE WON'T LET MAYO 3-0 US

>>386338824
You use them on whatever you want, dick. If you have something that has a good primary ability and 2 or less secondary abilities, use one on that.

And don't reroll. You can scrub clothes.

Splatfest is still on in Europe, 1 point away from hitting 2000 battle power in the name of mayo.

FUCK YEAH MAYOBROS WE DID IT.

File: 1500946101299.png (423KB, 900x1272px) Image search: [Google]

423KB, 900x1272px

>>386337675

File: CVYA3Q4UAAEtSfj.png (409KB, 888x676px) Image search: [Google]

409KB, 888x676px

GO YUROP MAYONIGGAS
LET'S SWEEP THIS SHIT

>>386338757
You are literally retarded. Both teams end up playing the same amount of matches against each other, all the internal fights have literal 0 effect on the final result.

>>386330889
>Team Ketchup members are being rounded up and publicly executed in the Square.

>>386338645

The problem is kids go for the more popular vote and they suck at the game.

>>386338757
I played about 7 or so mayo vs mayo games. Dumb jam poster

>>386328481

>IT WAS HER TURN
>MUH POPULAR VOTE

Ketchupfags on absolute suicidewatch

File: [SLOBBERKNOCKER INTENSIFIES].gif (4MB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 200x200px

>>386332298

>>386338757
You're right that it's not fair but not in the way that you think. The matchmaking should be improved so that the best players from both sides are matched together. As it is right now, it's all about the proportion of good players to bad players within each side that decides it rather than the actual number of good players that each side has.

>>386339180
kek

File: 14891568782.jpg (331KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 1024x1024px

>>386338936
I understand that but I switch clothes so often most things feel like a waste.

>>386339164
Exactly. Now that skill is 2/3 of the final tally, they can't just pick the one that they think it's going to be the more popular. They have to pick and play seriously. This is a good thing.

File: 1496703792497.png (72KB, 172x216px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 172x216px

>he didn't think furry autism would carry us to victory

>>386338421

>choose a condiment for children
>be surprised when your teamed up with retarded children in matches

Mayo is for refined adults such as myself who also know how to win

>get 10 kills with a fucking paintbrush
>still lose
Not trying to be DSP but I can't do more

>>386339073

I would have figured it would have been hard for them to use gyro controls while jacking off.

>>386339475

Uh skill used to be worth four times the vote buddy >>386338339

This really hasn't changed anything. Unless it's a topic with actually split opinions going popular is and has consistently been a losing venture.

>>386339302
And how do you know who's the best? The current matchmaking is already based around individual w/l and points. It's just no matter what happens, ketchup got the vast majority of the crappy/lazy players that joined the popular vote.

>>386339629
Meant to reply to

>>386339513

Sorry.

File: 1496113147848.png (405KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 512x512px

>>386339629
the secret is to use split joycons and use your non-aiming hand.

>>386331248
>mayo on salad

If you want to be fat then why bother?

>>386339587
>why did I lose in the mode where only ink coverage matters, I was using a weapon with shitty coverage and I got 10 kills!

>>386339631
You need a landslide to make up the popular vote difference. You're forcing the least popular team to play twice as hard for picking their favorite choice rather than the popular one. They should not be penalized for that.

>>386334272
Nobody under 18 would have ever picked ketchup

How many Super Sea Snails did Mayo Kings/Queens get? I got 21 snails for being a Ketchup Queen

>>386339302
They do make an attempt to match good players with other good players. So far all of the results have been very close to 50%. Even back to the first game, most of the results were close after they introduced the power rating. The largest difference was Patrick being at 54%. The days of the unpopular team winning are likely over. So far the popular team has won 3 out of 4, which is in line with what you would expect if the victories were random.

>>386338317
Ketchup lost because there was more infighting than matches against Mayo, when only 7 of my 60 matches mattered that's a big fucking issue.

>>386339043
ketchup will win in europe because it's the less popular team

>>386339803

24.

>>386339803
24. Seems like they narrowed the win bonus.

>>386339702
Dumb fuck mayo is the base for most salad dressings

>>386339821
Because people picked the popular choice rather than the one they liked the most. Do you think player that pick that way is going to play harder/better than the one that stuck to this favorite regardless of the popular vote?

>>386338897

Pearl, obviously.

Strong together, but Marina has enough popularity among a demographic that thinks she's a Sexy Girl that she could probably succeed with a solo push. Pearl, meanwhile, will be constantly suspended for various drug related incidents.

what will the ketchupfags blame for their loss next?

I'm still going to grill a thick ribeye for lunch and dip the delicious bites in ketchup. So who really lost?

>>386339913
If you want to pack pounds then why bother ordering a salad?

File: image.jpg (69KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 600x600px

Post yfw you picked ketchup

>>386339821
Ketchup lost because they couldn't win when it mattered. Be less salty and actually win the important matches and maybe ketchup would have won.

Also what do you expect Nintendo to when 70% of people chose ketchup? If you didn't mirror match you would have had to have just sat in the lobby for 10 minutes waiting for a mayo team to pop up.

>>386339913

>Have a salad, an otherwise healthy meal

>Drown it in literal lard

Good job, fatty!

>>386340018
I'm not a underage who needs to drown his salad in dressing

File: 1472862522249.jpg (104KB, 783x1020px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 783x1020px

>>386332258
Holy shit at least get a better picture
Captcha: street hickman

>>386339979
Ketchupfags will blame other ketchupfags.

>>386337046
Dude, sour cream with salt on bread is awersome

File: 1481858604110.jpg (24KB, 872x924px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 872x924px

>>386339913
>putting cancer sauce on your healthy greens

>>386339821
I'm team ketchup but this logic doesn't really seem sound to me
If most matches were ketchup vs ketchup who did mayo fight against?
>>386339936
That's retarded, what makes you think one would deliberately vote for the popular choice instead of the one you like for splatfest? That's shooting yourself in the foot.
People picked the one they liked most and most people like ketchup more that's it

>>386339821
Ketchup had just as many matches against Mayo as Mayo had against Ketchup. The whole purpose of the popularity point is that it's already giving you a free win for all those infighting matches. You ketchumps have no excuse for losing.

>>386339889

I think the win bonus was narrowed significantly but the rank differences are pretty fucking big. Apparently if you were mayo and only got defender you only get 9 snails.

Seems like as long as you get to King/Queen, you'll be fine for the rewards, but winning is mostly just for shitposting rights.

>>386339936
Are you trying to say people don't actually like ketchup over mayo? Even without the tintacle hats of "boo hop marina will always win popularity vote because she is smexy" I refuse to believe mayo and ketchup would have less than a 30% difference.

Should've done mustard vs ketchup desu, now that would've been more evenly split.

File: 1500437391933.jpg (64KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 480x480px

>2 map rotation
>no salmon run until nintendo says so
>can't change loadout while waiting for match
>zero voice chat (lets be real here)
>can't play with friends casually like every other multiplayer shooter on the planet

This fucking game. It's fucking great, i'm still playing it everyday, but holy shit does it also suck major ass at the same time. fucking nintendo. And i doubt they will fix any of this shit. They won't change the map rotation. they sure as hell won't change the voice chat. They might change salmon run. It's like they've never played any other online shooter in the last 20 years. They have a great game but they fuck all of the social aspects of it up.
And you can't fucking say anything bad about this game without people defending it to death or just ignoring you. This game has a shitload of problems that they won't fix.

>>386339979

Team Ketchup simply couldn't catch up.

>>386340156
ok no one actually unironically likes mustard though

File: 1459859178634.jpg (35KB, 681x407px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 681x407px

>>386340018
>>386340068
>>386340087
>americans thinking salad makes you fat
that explains a lot actually

File: 1500872298354.jpg (466KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

466KB, 1600x1600px

>12.5 Hz tickrate

and I thought battlefront was bad

>>386340168
>no voice chat
without playing with friends, it would make the game worse

>>386340168
>can't change loadout while waiting for match
this sucks

>>386340093
Bullshit. People pick the popular choice because it's guarantee to win the popular vote, making it an easy choice to get more snails. They don't care if it's their favorite or not. You had people saying they're doing just that in the days leading up to Splatfest in these threads.

>Marina wins 99.9% popular vote
>Pearl wins victories with 50.1%
>Pearl wins for some reason
Give us back the old system.

>>386338757
If 1000 people choose ketchup and 200 choose mayo how do you avoid mirror matches?

>>386340275
>1 guy manages to be better than every single other splatoon player

>>386340275
sorry anon, you need to embrace marina shitters

>>386340168

Almost everyone I've ever seen talk about the game has had the same issues, except voice chat, which was basically a non-issue except for shitposters with the first game, and it's an issue now because the app is so fucking poorly done.

Judging by the first game, the 2 map rotation is here forever, and while I don't think they're going to leave Salmon Run open, it's getting more hours and being open for longer. Like, in the last week each time it was open it was for 24 hours, and the schedule has one period planned for like 32. I think it will, eventually, be "functionally" open forever.

File: 6gGRUWmDS5m3ICVzGCR6_011 potato salad.jpg (102KB, 555x370px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 555x370px

>>386340018
When people say salad, all you think of is lettuce and tomatoes? What the hell is your problem, dude?

>>386340275
Yeah, fuck needing to actually be good at the game to win.

>>386340061
I won all my matches against mayo, only dumbfuck ketchup secondaries lost.
>>386340093
Mayo fought against ketchup more consistently. If there's 25 mayo and 75 ketchup, that means 2/3 of ketchup is doing jack shit and basically masturbating while all of mayo is getting work in

>>386340221
It does when you drown it in mayo, tard.

Use a vinaigrette. Skip the croutons. Maybe throw a bit of chicken in there.

Protip- If you use a packet of caesar or similar dressings at a fast food chain, it becomes one of the least healthy items on the menu. Those dressings are why fatties go "but I eat salad" while slathering the sparse leaves of lettuce with an ocean of dressing.

>>386340275
It would be boring if popularity mattered more. Why even try at the Splatfest matches when your side wins anyway?

I can't get a Switch until next month. Will this game be dead by then?

>>386340168
>>can't change loadout while waiting for match
This is the only valid complaint you have. Everything else mentioned is not a flaw or is misinformation.

File: bait3.png (58KB, 625x626px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 625x626px

>>386337261
>nigger-loving
still with that waifu shit?
>tomato juice slurping/sugar addicted children
not my fault if your country can't do proper ketchup without fucking up by masking what you're eating
i'll give you a 5/10, maybe try harder next time

>>386340401
no

>>386328481
>Expecting Murifats to pick anything but Mayo

Burgers love their oil 'n fat.

>>386340213
Mustard goes ok everything ketchup does and more.

File: 1497786160776.gif (1MB, 500x350px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x350px

>mfw mayo wins EU too
The assblast will be strong.

File: IMG_2783.png (293KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

293KB, 633x758px

>tfw all i did was fight my fellow ketchupbros or have my team just throw the game
IT'S NOT FAIR, KETCHUPBROS
IT WAS OUR SPLATFEST
#NOTMYCONDIMENT

File: Splatoon2_SalmonRun_illustration_04_png_jpgcopy-1024x518.jpg (66KB, 1024x518px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 1024x518px

Alright, now that that little festival is over, can we get some Salmon Run updates?

>>386340221
water doesn't make you drunk
expect if you put alcohol in it

>>386340156
I'm saying ketchup had the vast majority of players that are in it for only the snails and wouldn't put in any effort in playing. Ketchup basically eliminated a lot of the waste from the Mayo side. These games from these leeches add up and probably enough to shift the winning matches to the Mayo side.

>>386332298
I understand pasta in tomato soup, but pasta+ketchup? Sounds disgusting.

>>386340471

Next Salmon Run is tomorrow.

Mr. Grizz took the weekend off.

>>386340391
what the fuck does a salad look like in america, jesus. When people say they use mayo in salads it's like one spoon for a bowl that serves 5 people, combined with like yoghurt and vinegar. No one is drowing salads in anything and the fact that that's your first assumption is kind of sad. Also don't put chicken in a salad, fattie.

>>386340351
gross

>>386328481
>furfags community likes mayo
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

IT

WAS

HER

TURN

File: Creamy-Potato-Salad-With-Bacon.jpg (164KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 600x800px

>>386340068
>>386340087
>health
>greens
No one wants to eat that gross sissy stuff. I good salad should just be potatoes, chicken, or eggs smothered in mayo.

File: 1461994156255.jpg (13KB, 540x489px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 540x489px

>>386337242

> people who cuss are dumb little faggots
> cuss
> dumb faggots
Self-refuting bait

>>386338435
I think most people did, not everyone is as autistic about fictional squid characters as people here

>>386340391
>I don't know what a salad is
Sad!

File: 1446357747025.jpg (70KB, 516x433px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 516x433px

>>386339043
"Hey, that's a cute squ-"

WAIT, THAT'S A NEP!

I'm glad we won but I thought having all the ketchup woomys get gang banged by mayo squids while ketchcucks watched was a bit excessive on nintendos part. Not sure how this will effect the rating

Any of my fellow ketchupbros joining me in our suicide pact?

>>386340537
Underages are not allowed in here, sweetie.

>>386340530
Chicken is lean protein dumbfuck. I'm talking rotisserie chicken or somesuch, not fried chicken, don't be a retard.

Are you some kind of vegetarian manlet who thinks meat is the devil?

>>386336160
>some ahole
Anon, it's okay, your parents aren't here. You can swear.

>>386331032
>ketchup on spaguetti and fried eggs
wtf is wrong with you??
also mayo goes good with fried eggs and french fries

File: Evil_GabeN_pic_2.png (214KB, 339x339px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 339x339px

>>386340525
>mfw it drops with a new map and boss

>>386340581

That you just found.

File: sp2.png (1MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1080x1920px

Post your contribution to Team Mayo bros, every little bit helped.

>>386340471
>get to profeshional
>doing well, about halfway though the progress bar
>suddenly start losing shit after shift
>get deranked all the way to go getter
>get teamed up with literal retards
>currently struggling to get back to overachiever
Fuck this mode and fuck the retards I'm getting teamed up with
>less than 10 seconds left
>3 members down
>instead of finding a safe place and wait for the end, the surviving player tries to help the others/grab more eggs
>obviously gets killed
GOD DAMMIT EVERY TIME

>>386340452
America is so divided over Mayo it's going to be the cause of the next civil war.

Even in my house if I don't buy Mayo there wouldn't be any in the house

File: 1425888429785.jpg (8KB, 217x223px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 217x223px

>>386340543

>>386340543
looks like puke

File: Profreshional Salmon Run.jpg (86KB, 560x383px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 560x383px

>>386340660

I don't think we'll be getting a new Salmon Run map for awhile.

Nintendo seems to have underestimated how popular it was going to be.

File: 1499748628687.jpg (21KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 480x360px

>>386340413
>This is the only valid complaint you have

are you shitting me? have you not played any multiplayer game in the last 20 years? Or is splatoon really only played by kids and squids? This game is missing a shitload of basic things. Changing the loadout for example, playing with your fucking friends for example. I mean i get it that alot of people on /v/ have no friends who want to play their nickelodeon ink baby game with them but some of us enjoy playing with friends and this game stops you from doing that every step of the way. Shit you can't even play all of the game types that they have in the fucking game. Wana play turf war online with friends? that's too fucking bad. Fucking halo 2 had better options and that game came out 13 fucking years ago. Nintendo doesn't know shit about online play and it's going to push their "hardcore" players away from the game.

>>386340457
Mustard goes ok in only one thing
The garbage can it belongs in
There is literally no reason to ever use mustard over ketchup in anything other than being hipster and being the "uh I'll have mine with a tablespoon of Dijon honey smoked peppered mustard thank you" guy that everyone hates because he thinks he's hot shit for picking a shitty sauce no one likes
I'd rather have mustard gas over mustard sauce and so should you for having the unironically worse taste in human history the only thing shittier than your awful, terrible and horrifyingly disgusting taste is mustard itself. Go drown in a sea of yellow stinky shit retard.

>>386340543
Thats disgusting

>>386340543
I always get surprised when outside of my country a salad isn't something green and light but instead is a shitfest of greasy stuff and then something that resembles a vegetable, you're like little babies

>>386340837
>There is literally no reason to ever use mustard over ketchup in anything

uhhh sausages? You unrefined philistine

>>386340543

I've seen garbage plates that look more appetizing than that.

>>386340906
No one cares about what disgusting shit you put on all the cocks you suck you disgusting mustard loving cocksucker

>>386340812
Oh, they know. It's why they restricted to certain days. It's like horde mode in other games. If you can play it whenever you want, it gets stale incredibly fast.

File: 1444189326723.webm (3MB, 854x480px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 854x480px

>Ketchupshitters posted all yesterday how they made alt accounts to throw mayo games
>Still lose
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

File: 1480531480360.jpg (155KB, 1207x465px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 1207x465px

>>386328481
Stay btfo, Ketchcuck.

File: 1479968469069.jpg (39KB, 640x428px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 640x428px

>>386340837
>the absolute shanty town of team ketchup

File: 1499904861944.jpg (196KB, 866x920px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 866x920px

>>386328481
BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

REDDIT SAUCE WILL NEVER RECOVER

File: Screenshot_20170806-151432.png (1MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1080x1920px

>>386340709
I'm doing my best

>>386338936
>don't reroll
No reason not to. Rerolling gives chunks AND rerolls.

File: DGjIi_4UQAAJHyd.jpg (131KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 1200x675px

>tfw you win a ranked match despite being outnumbered 3 to 4
>tfw one of your teammates was worse than the one that disconnected

>>386340168
>you can't fucking say anything bad about this game without people defending it to death or just ignoring you.

Yeah you got that part right. people will fucking defend this shit till the end. This game has alot of basic multiplayer shit missing from it that every other multiplayer game has had in it for along time. It's just that nintendo doesn't know shit about the internet in general. Fuck they don't even have a browser or netflix on the switch yet. They have extra chromosomes when it comes to the internet

>>386340975
Calm down child. Mustard on Sausage is a grown ups meme

face it ketchcucks, you're just not as good as the mayogods
>picking the condiment kids gravitate towards
you only did this to yourselves

>>386341091
I'm glad Nintendo focused on the games instead of putting a bunch of normie tier apps on it.

>>386332258
LOST

>>386341129
the only thing that's grown up is the tumor on your brain if you seriously think mustard is good

>>386341091
Why does the switch need Netflix. My PS4, cable box and even tv itself has Netflix capabilities. Less apps on the switch the better.

File: That+s+funny+i+don+t+care+who+you+are+_ca3e47e0d8f7fd378f6bcb7e93919f3a.jpg (59KB, 456x502px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 456x502px

>>386340825
>Nintendo
>Hardcore
Oh fug mien sides

>>386341212
sure, kiddo :)

>>386340550
You'd be surprised. They aren't as autistic sure, but a majority of the new player base is still pro marina because of diversity, or pro marina because she's not pearl.

>>386340717
It doesn't really matter, profreshional at max bar has little different from middle of profreshional.

>>386340825
you can change your loadout between matches though? lol

>>386338824

What you do is look on the app thing/at other people for good 1-slot items and buy them, then raise to three slots. Two reasons for this: clothes raised from one to three slots cost less to level up than ones that are naturally three slots, and a lot of the natural three-slot items are from shit brands (Toni Kensa/Ananki).

Just last night I grabbed a one-slot shirt with ink saver main and whichever brand it is that gives special charge up.

We still have EU! Everyone knows that's the only Splatfest that really matters!

File: 1481581059268.png (476KB, 574x413px) Image search: [Google]

476KB, 574x413px

>>386341003
>>386341164
Ketchcuck

>>386341091
>Browser
>Netflix

How old are you child to not remember consoles that didn't have this unneccesary garbage.

>>386341293
cry harder you dumb faggot

>>386341373

There's no way mayo isn't winning the popular vote in EU.

File: IMG_3984.jpg (17KB, 157x146px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 157x146px

>Ice Cream wins over Cake due to majority popularity and group wins
>LMAO LOOK AT ALL THE ASSMAD PEARLFAGS HAHAHAHA FUCKING PATHETIC
>Mayo wins over Ketchup due to majority wins in both group and solo, overcoming popularity disadvantage
>THIS GAME IS FUCKING UNFAIR FUCKING NINTENDO REEEEEE
I told you Marinafags were literal children, but you didn't listen

So to play league battles, do I need to be B- in 1 of the ranked modes, or all three?

>>386341501
yeah

File: 1499904256725.jpg (221KB, 540x622px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 540x622px

>>386341185
>>386341267
>why does the switch need simple shit that even $50 tablets and phones have

You guys have to stop sucking nintendos dick at every chance you get. It's okay to criticize things with out hating them. It's pretty sad that you are actually defending a $300+ console for not having things that my $40 android phone i bought at walmart has.

>>386328481
100% of the splatoon fanbase are already losers.

>>386341537
Thanks for the input anon.

>>386330950
The votes are pretty even.

The North Americas stopped caring about the subject and are just voting for my Waifu, and it's going to keep throwing Splatfest popularity votes.

Ketchup is bitching cause they lost this time, but the system is still in their favor. They'll be guaranteed the popular vote every Fest, and the win rates will still bounce around 50/50. This was a lucky break for Pearl.

>>386341395
I'm not. My side one, and I got to stay true to my condiment. Issues before load tissues.

File: laugh stop.png (200KB, 356x256px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 356x256px

>>386331032
>Spaghetti, fried eggs
>with fucking ketchup.
This is why we can't have nice things, there are people THIS retarded.

>>386341569
Yeah, why does it need it? It's a video games system first and foremost and it's only a 720p screen.

Like, yeah, it'd be nice if it had it, but you seem to be complaining solely on the fact that people don't care as much about it as you want them to.

File: Screenshot_20170806-152416.png (2MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1080x1920px

>>386340709
There is only so much a man can carry.

>Inb4 fucking Dutchfaggot

Squigger genocide when

File: image.png (1MB, 1000x1050px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1050px

Give me that mayo!

>>386341621
you sound like a real hit at parties

When do Europe results come out?

File: 1497118289761.gif (116KB, 271x309px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 271x309px

>yfw Pearl won the FIRST ACTUAL Splatfest
How will Marinafags survive?

>>386341835
She won the first. And the third. And the fourth. About to win the fifth.

>>386341806
Splatfest finishes in 30 mins, so maybe an hour or two after that.

For the record, Mayo vs Mayo matches did happen.
Ketchupfags blaming civil war matches is a sure sign of a sore loser.

File: IMG_20170805_193821193.jpg (1MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1440x2560px

>>386331032
Mayo is multipurpose

>>386341835


By getting back at her with many passive aggressive bantz

>>386341835
who cares about winning stupid splatfests when marina will have 100x the porn?

what a cuck this guy is.

>>386341501
Just one

>>386341926
>Mayo, ketchup and mustard

What the fresh hell is this abomination

File: 1498898230548.jpg (67KB, 600x1005px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 600x1005px

>>386341730
eyyy
>>386340168
>you can't fucking say anything bad about this game without people defending it to death

this is some universal stuff. it's like we are back in the wii u days. can't say something bad about it without someone going out of their way to defend it to the death because it's 100% perfect in every way.

>>386341995
That's rooster, ketchup is illegal.

File: download (4).jpg (9KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 225x225px

>>386341958
>Fap
>Marina has lost all useful for the next 5-24 hours depending on your fapping habits
Truly the better waifu r-right guys ?

>>386342031
nah

>>386342031
>Why does a dedicated game console need app shit?
>Le reaction faec and no argument

File: DGjK84DVYAAySyl.jpg (243KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

243KB, 1280x720px

You whined about the aero being the only reason I had high points.

Turns out not using the aero wasn't a problem and only made me gain points. If the aero is a crutch weapon, then the N-zap must be a fucking wheelchair weapon.

>>386338824
I maxed out my schoolgirl outfit because cute

>>386331032
>I'm an ignorant american: the post

>thinking tomato jam would win
>I shiggy by diggity

All the kids and memefags teamed up and still got smashed . I'm going to buy some good Japanese mayo to celebrate

>>386342201
N-Zap is basically Aero 2.0, yeah.

Just like the original game.

File: lincoln.jpg (17KB, 400x229px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 400x229px

>americans will unironically eat this

>>386328481
1% higher winrate. Lets make it count twice. Turns out mayo is the more popular condiment guise :^)

>>386342158
The previous consoles had them, why not this one?

NOOOOOOO DELET THIS IT WAS HER TURN
THE RUSSIAN INKLINGS HACKED THE SPLATFEST

>>386342158
>>386342140
oh man i love the splatoon community.
>>386340168
>you can't fucking say anything bad about this game without people defending it to death or just ignoring you.

File: 1446158578065.jpg (75KB, 601x601px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 601x601px

IT WAS MARINA'S TURN YOU FUCKING RACIST GARBAGE TRASH!!

balance out the unpopular vote. Add a third option for indifferent then move those picks to the less popular vote

>>386340389
Fucking retards I swear. It doesn't work like that. It same team fights mean jack shit in the final result.

File: 800px-Christopher_Poole_at_XOXO_Festival_September_2012.jpg (57KB, 800x1032px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 800x1032px

>>386342492
>say stupid shit
>surprised when called out

>>386341954
>Acting passive aggressive over petty shit, thinking it'll earn you "points" or a comeback someone can't recover from

Don't trip hoping for a distant "oooh snap" response.

>>386328881
desu she's at least better than the squigger, but I don't really like either of them that much
Squid Sisters>Chirpy Chips>the rest>Off the Hook

File: tumblr_ot7umy3YVA1upp4n0o1_500.gif (3MB, 500x340px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 500x340px

Pearl a cute

File: mayo k.o.png (2MB, 853x1402px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 853x1402px

Pearl's got bars