>tutorial says "Press C to Crouch" >rebind crouch

I want to lay this Jared Leto doll flat on it's back and hotglue his mouth, and just leave a little pool of my cum sitting in his open maw, as if he were begging for more.

>>386326608
Whoa! Looking cool, Joker!

File: laughing joker.jpg (45KB, 366x306px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 366x306px

>>386326608
>game tells me to use the triangle button
>I'm playing on PC with a 360 controller
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>rebind the controls so i have to move my hands for every button press
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>>386326608
I hate ctrl for crouch though, makes my pinky finger feel like a contortionist

>>386328027
How small are your hands, my dude?

File: 1354115-jokester6.jpg (200KB, 1279x801px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 1279x801px

>"Press any key to continue"
>Press enter instead

I DID IT AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>first time playing the game
>skip the tutorial

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>Game marketed as a multiplayer game
>Play the single player campaign
I'M A FREAK OF NATURE

>accept a side quest
>make no effort to complete it
I'M A FUCKING WALKING PARADOX

Iiiiiii'm not someone who is...LOUV'd
-CLAP-
I'min iDEAUH
A state of miiiiind

File: joker.jpg (113KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 720x480px

>game tells me to put on clothes to protect me from extreme heat
>put on cold prevention clothes
THEY'RE GONNA LAUGH AT ME, AND IT'LL BE THEIR LAST!

File: 1500579515206.png (139KB, 470x595px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 470x595px

>>386326608
>adjust the brightness until you barely see the icon
>turn it all the way down until I cant see it

File: 1470521722741.png (875KB, 1266x706px) Image search: [Google]

875KB, 1266x706px

>>386326608
This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

>>386330239
>"adjust slider until..."
>adjust monitor settings instead

>>386326608
>not binding it to alt for superior crouching ability

pleb

File: 1501533668456.gif (702KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

702KB, 320x240px

>>386330435
The madman

File: 1461972199967.png (141KB, 313x252px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 313x252px

>>386330435

File: 1465502685008.jpg (59KB, 610x480px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 610x480px

>>386330504
I never thought of that, it's so much more comfortable, thanks anon

>>386330359
Woah, slow down with the exposition man. Some of us can't follow such complex characters.

>>386326608
ctrl : crouch
shift : walk
caps lock : run
tab : jump
the natural way of doing it

>>386330891
What do you use space bar for then?

>>386330891
>tab : jump
You sicken me

>>386330806
DC demands a little more from its viewers, sweetie ;^)

File: 1501349633559.jpg (15KB, 432x360px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 432x360px

>>386330891
>caps lock to run
>every time I run the caps lock light of my keyboard turns on

File: wtf-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-2520.gif (1MB, 300x236px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 300x236px

>>386330435

>>386330984
You're right.
I'm gonna stick to marvel, at least they're progressive and publish comics that challenge societal norms like the male gaze ;^)

>>386330891
>alt: sprint
>spacebar: jump
there. fixed it for you

>>386326608
>Tutorial still says "Press C to Crouch"
Somebody stop me!

>game tell me to take a break every hour
>take a break every 30 mlinutes instead

NOBODY CAN STOP ME

>>386326608
>not binding crouch to LEFT ALT

You are a seriously damaged individual

File: 1501474954090.jpg (23KB, 420x600px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 420x600px

>>386330504
>crouch jumping with that setup
shiggydiggy

File: 1473471777342.jpg (15KB, 480x243px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 480x243px

>>386331004
>pause the game every time i use caps lock to turn off the light

>someone says "glhf"
>reply "fuck off"
OH SHIT IM FEELING IT

>>386330504

But how do you Alt-Tab, my dude?

File: 1454803114497.jpg (135KB, 396x482px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 396x482px

>finish a match
>type in gg and leave
>really thought it was bg

>press any key to continue
>don't press anything
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>386331182
Why does that guy look like me?

>game gives me option to shoot green barrel
>green barrel releases green sleepy gas
>shoot red barrel instead
>releases red explosion
D A M A G E D

File: 1439543674639.gif (2MB, 425x481px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 425x481px

>win game after a long hard struggle
>"gg ez"

>>386331004
>accidentally leave caps lock on
>type in all caps in chat

File: 18s07fvst6n2vpng.png (26KB, 320x133px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 320x133px

>>386326608
>press SHIFT to run

File: 1464317593517.gif (2MB, 425x481px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 425x481px

>spend thousands of dollars on video games
>make no effort to play any of them

CANT HANDLE THE HEAT

>>386326795
>PS4 """exclusive"""

>>386332586
Name one, faggot.

>>386326608
>game tells me i need 70 stars to face bowser
>backwards long jump past the endless stairs

BREAKIN THE SPEED LIMIT

>>386332626
One.

>>386332656
Dumb as you look.

>Set sprint to toggle
GONNA BREAK THIS RUSTY CAGE

>>386332714
One, faggot.

>>386332626
everything
rime

>>386332724
>toggle sprint
>can't toggle off
>have to completely let go of movement keys to stop sprinting

>1 out of 30 rounds left in a magazine
>know a fight is coming up
>won't reload my weapon
NO BREAKS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN

>reloading discards the entire clip and ammo
>Fire a single shot
>reload

File: 1495065603449.jpg (26KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 500x375px

>given the gift of life
>Waste it on shitty games for children and french faggotry fourums
DAMAGED GOODS

>>386330359
>The way he trails off at "Souls of its victims"

This movie is gold.

>reach end of a long rpg
>npc tells me to hurry before the final boss finalizes his plan to destroy the world
>pause the game and go eat lunch anyway

File: f7c6.png (1MB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1280px

>>386331004
>combo requires you to press Ctrl, Alt or Shift several times
>turn on stickykeys

>>386329304

b-but enter IS a key

File: INT.png (299KB, 680x598px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 680x598px

>>386333147
>use sticky keys as a key in the combo

>>386333253
yes but the devs want me to press just ANY key but i'm pressing enter which is normally the prompt to continue
hehe

>game lets you create a party and offers a wide variety of unique and interesting races
>make an all-human party
DAMAGED

>fov 65
>mouse acceleration enabled
LOOSING MY SIGHT! LOOSING MY MIND!

>>386333501
Jesus Christ, man. That's hardcore.

>>386333501
>mouse acceleration setting is different from the windows one

>high dpi mouse
>cursor is fine in desktop
>goes fucking ballistic in game
>98% of sensitivity slider is useless

File: vlcsnap-2017-08-06-12h49m30s31.png (860KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

860KB, 1280x720px

>>386330359
>the russian disk-jockey Bazuka takes porn videos and remixes music and the video themselves to create her music clips
>there's one where that character and Harley have happy les sex
>could never find the original source
I'm sad. In fact all of her videos but one are impossible to source.

>>386333501
>play modern fps
>set mouse controls to numpad and go keyboard only

WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE

File: 1473433322140.png (66KB, 554x400px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 554x400px

>WASD game
>set buttons to arrowkeys
i actually used to do this

>>386334043
You use the mouse on your left hand or something?

>>386333983
>play retro fps
>strafe on , .
>forward on rmouse

>WASD game
>set buttons to ESDF
WOULD IT BE WRONG? WOULD IT BE RIGHT?

>>386334127
>play retro fps
>mouse only controls so that i have to keep pushing and lifting the mouse

AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED

>>386330359
>dat rack

impressive

>press any button to continue
>press the power button
SOMEONE STOP ME

File: infogram.png (14KB, 848x432px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 848x432px

>>386334096
no I was just autistic

>>386330435
Epic

>x toggles sprinting
Ктo-тo oднaжды cкaзaл мнe

>>386334160
>Thinking anything wrong with the god tier movement setup

>>386334256
>press any key to continue
>presses a button instead
tard

File: 1483006561704.jpg (109KB, 750x1024px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 750x1024px

>Open first person shooter game
>Sound options
>Turn off voices, music, and any optional background noise
>Crank my speakers to absolute maximum volume
>Only use the loudest possible handgun in the game
>Sounds like a gang shootout is taking place in my home

I'LL FILL THIS WHOLE BLOCK WITH HOT BRASS

>>386330891
gross as fuck

>"PRESS ANY KEY TO START"
>"REBIND ANY KEY TO CTRL"
FUCK THE SYSTEM

>>386333864
It's from the Alex Braun SS parody, that's Kleio Valentine and Asa Akira I think

>>386334797
It actually is. You're a god.

Any chance you'd know https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1222169323

and

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55c12ecb7a1d4

Thanks anyway.

File: maxresdefault[1].jpg (94KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 1280x720px

>>386334610
>play battlefield 3 with home cinema preset and volume all the way up