in one hour as of now, Mayofags will get the bukkake they've

Ketchup will win dont worry

why is it taking two hours

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Man I love teammates who spend the first minute on Starfish Mainstage painting their own base even though that's literally the worst conceivable strategy. It's just really great when I'm trying to hold the center by myself and as soon as I die the match is literally over.

I just ragequit then and there. Fuck this awful stage.

>>386313726
I voted Mayo because Deviled Eggs, Street Corn, and potato salad are the shit.

Ketchup goes on what? Fries? Only children put ketchup on eggs, by the by.

>>386314476
hope you like tasting the white stuff you'll be getting u cuck

>>386314476
>Ketchup goes on what? Fries? Only children put ketchup on eggs, by the by.
fuck you, it goes on kraft dinner eh

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>>386313726
Couldn't have started the splatfests for Splatoon 2 with a worse choice. Ketchup is going to win but man Nintendo dropped the ball by not going for the Ketchup and Mustard. Ketchup and Mayo go together like bread and butter.

>>386315256
Mayo won in Japan

>>386315424
Doesn't mean shit since I'm Mayo here in america

>>386313726
i dont play splatoon but marina is cute so i hope she wins

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>>386313726 tfw when you cant play in the splatfest since your joycon broke and your team is losing at the same time

>>386314476
>not dipping your pizza in ketchup

American's can't be this stupid, can they?

>>386315750
They didn't want to change it for different regions, and it's not like mayo is some mostly unused condiment. If cake of all things can be considered unpopular by contrast I think just about any food option has the potential to be heavily overshadowed.

>>386313726
Don't know about that. Had a 50/50 win rate and didn't play the actual event as long because I was stuck fighting my own team 60% of the time.

>>386316109
It wasn't a surprise that Ice cream won over cake though.

>>386314476
Ketchup goes on

- Fries (duh)
- Burgers (also duh)
- Hotdogs (triple duh)
- Hashbrowns
- Eggs
- Meatloaf
- Chicken Nuggets
- Chicken tenders
- Chicken Fried Steak
- Chicken Fried Chicken
- Potato Chips
- Fried Seafood
- Steak
- Sausage
- Quiche
- Ceviche
- Cottage Cheese
- Tacos
- Grits
- Liver and Onions


I can go on if I wanted, but it doesn't matter, because Ketchup won anyways.

>>386313726
>Cake vs. Ice Cream
>Ketchup vs. Mayo

Are the people at Treehouse fat fucks?

>>386316489
Ketchup doesn't go on 90% of those if you're over 4 years old. Get some fucking taste.

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Alright lads, fill it out with ketchup mayo and mustard and rate eachothers tastes once and for all

>>386316553
It's better than North Pole vs. South Pole

>>386314476

This. Ketchup is fine on burgers, fries, corndogs, and chicken nuggets, but that's it for me. Mayo can taste good with a much larger variety of things.

KETCHUPFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Those tears are so damn delicious

>>386316489
>ketchup goes on hotdogs
say that where I'm from and you'll get yourself shot

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POST YFW YOU'RE NOT TOMATO JAM

>>386317071
arguing about arbitrary choices is my one joy in life

Mix ketchup with mayo for ultimate power

>>386313726
BTFO

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>Lost
>Pearl makes me smile
Regardless of Ketchup vs Mayo, the real winners are Pearl fans.

Mayo won. superior condiment now. fuck.

team battles shouldn't count separate though. Such bs.

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>>386318534

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>Pearl is never going to win a Splatfest
-/v/

WHO /HIME/ HERE?

Mayo wins because of a fucking third factor that barely anyone played

Why did they fucking change the scoring system from the first game

I hope the next theme is not fucking retarded so people stop choosing by waifu. Oh who i am kidding? Unlike callie and marie, Marina will always win in popularity.

>>386318636
Mustard is still better than both of those. Where's my Splatfest at?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUH KETCHUP

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>mayofags are so unpopular ketchads fought themselves most of the time and lost
what the fuck nintendo

LOST BY 3 PERCENT
MORE LIKE
LOST BY 3 SEA SNAILS
FUCKING NERDS HAHAHAHA

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>3/4th of everyone chose ketchup
>lose to mayo
How does this happen???

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>these results

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Lets get this started.
>Ketchupfags
>>386318534

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>>386318534
HELL YEAH

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>>386318534
first ice cream and now mayo

I want to fucking die.

>Rerolling also gives you chunks
oh shit

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IT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THIS

>>386315256
Bread and butter DO go together though you dipshit

TOMATO JAMMERS IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL MODE

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>>386318534

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Just picked up this game today. Seriously what's with all the furries. It's as bad as Second Life

Ketchupfags couldn't catch up.

>>386318750
Simple: civil wars that doesn't give points.

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so ketchup voters get a permanent fag tag till next fest right?

>>386318750
How many people currently own the game?

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>>386318534

>inb4 "but we were fighting each other"

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>"The gremlin will never win a splatfest!"
>"Marina is gonna take every single one hands down!"
APOLOGIZE

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Who smug Mayonnaise King/Queen here

>>386318871
Some fucking moron made a "stop drawing furries!" Post and these irony contrarian faggots ran with it.

>>386318750
>b-b-but muh popular vote
Splatfest is not a democracy.

>>386318871
Just report them.

>>386318750
Literally 90% of matches were probably Ketchup vs Ketchup.

Those matches didn't count

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Jamfags on suicide watch

Mayo won splatfest, but in reality ketchup always wins.

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EVEN WHEN YOU CREATED ALTS
TO SABOTAGE TEAM MAYO
YOU STILL FUCKING LOST
HAAAAAAAHAHAHA

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>tfw it's possible someone is drawing Pearl giving Marina her "mayo" RIGHT NOW
We all win in the end, friends

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>>386318821
that was my point, mayo and ketchup go together well.

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>>386318887

>>386313726
KETCHUP FAGS BTFO

>>386318936
>implying it's not true

>>386319036
Ketchigger

Reminder that Ice Cream won despite fighting each other all night
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, KETCHUMPS?

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Had a mayo, salami, lettuce, pepper mustard and cheddar grilled sammich to celebrate lads.
>mfw ketchupbabbies

You know I don't really care that Mayo won

Because that Vote ratio just shows that Mayo is the shittier condiment, and that's good enough for me

>>386319091
What's the excuse for losing in the correct matchups?
OH WAIT NONE HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>386319121
Go fuck yourself furmayo

>>386319034
I wasn't sure if you were advocating for or against ketchup vs mayo for the US

But yeah Ketchup vs Mustard would have been much closer on the popularity.

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>>386316489
>ketchup
>tacos

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>>386318534
YEAH BOI!!! MAYO WON TODAY. My first splatfest victory. I'm glad I got this game. Feels good being apart of something.

>The jam-filled city of Ketchup

Mayonnaise degenerates deserve to be skinned alive

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>cum vs blood

How did they get away with this

>>386319172
HOW COULD THIS BE
IT WAS OUR SPLATFEST KETCHUPBROS

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>letting furniggers win
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>386318940
Pearl is now 3 for 4 in Splatfest wins. It's like Marinafags aren't even trying.

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>>386318534
>tfw you just genuinly pick whichever thing you like better
>win both splatfests

>>386319121
To be honest, that was a fucking miracle.

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Choke on that mayo, bitch.

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All this gloating from lardnerds is making me pretty salty.

I love Splatoon.
We'll get you fags next time.

>>386316489
Literally all those foods should just be listed as ketchup because that's all you jamfags will taste.

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>>386319184
Go eat your tendies, Ketchup kid. Mommy made them special just for you!

>>386318750

ketchumps are too fat and retarded from all the sugar they eat

POST YOUR VICTORY THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvakqDGu6hE

>>386314413
>not sneaking around the back in the final 45 seconds and winning by .5%
pussy

>>386319274
Both side were filled with furries and their faggot art, stop associating one side with them and report their faggot asses.

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>>386319295
Can I get a SFW version with kewpie mayo bottles

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>>386319280
>liking Mayo more than Ketchup
I might have lost but at least I can go to sleep knowing I have good taste

>>386319310
You helped contribute to ketchup's loss, you dumb skill-less nigger. Every Splatfest loser has had you in common.

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>>386319295
me on the left

>>386319336
I'd rather be a manchild than a dog rapist you sick piece of shit

>>386319310
you're awful at splatoon

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>>386319274
I've seen a 60/40 rate for furries on either side. Just report them and stop mentioning them.

shit I already used all my snails

when is the next splatfest?

>>386319384
That's hilarious but I'm too tired to photoshop right now. Kewpie mayo really is the best.

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>>386318534

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NOW DRAWFAGS!!!! MAKE ME A PICTURE OF MARINA COVERED IN MAYO WHILE PEARL WATCHES. please

>>386319432
They're once a month.

>>386319372
>tfw using the inkjet and getting in the areas you can't normally access on the enemy team's side and taking some of it

I haven't even used the Baller yet but can they climb up normally unclimbable walls?

>>386319295
hey i don't have this one saved, thanks!

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>tfw the close margin makes you feel like you made the difference
Post yfw

>>386319274

Seriously fuck this. I'm never buying or consuming anything with furryonaise out of principle from now on.

>>386319432
How?

24 if you win and 21 if you lose, there's not much of a difference anyway besides bragging rights

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guess ketchup just couldn't catch up

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Reminder that all ketchumps are literally children and that's why you lost.

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Good job lads, I always knew Mayo would win!

>>386319549
You can talk to Murch and add slots or reroll abilities using the sea snails.

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>>386316489
>cottage cheese
Thats some honey boo boo shit right there

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>>386319543
contributed 8 net wins to mayo, 23-15
feels good, though i could have done better

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>>386319567

>>386319621
I meant what did you spend them on.

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>>386319548
>tfw furry who played on ketchup

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>>386319567
HAHAHAHA

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>>386319549
triple slotted all my gear and spent the rest rerolling
>mfw this isn't even the brand subability

>>386319646
I didn't spend them.

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>>386318534
>That feel when next splat fest I'm gonna pick Marina cause retards are gonna pick pearl since she won.
>Gonna win my third splat fest in a row.

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>>386319679
M-Must be nice...

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>>386319567

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>i hate ketchup and love mayo
>But I hate pearl and like marina
>I don't have switch so i couldn't play anyway
I don't know what to feel about this.

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>>386319007
>mayonniggers acting like they didn't do the same

FRIENDLY REMINDER, to all people that according with inkling law, from this day forward MAYO IS L E G A L L Y SUPERIOR TO KETCHUP

Enjoy your day!

But ketchup won the popular vote!

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>>386319646
Marina-fags on suicide watch. They'll be here any second now making up excuses

>>386319464

More Popularity =/ Guaranteed win. This was even the case with splatoon 1's scoring.

Even if the splatfest was 5% one thing and 95% the other, that won't mean the more popular thing is guaranteed to win. When you have people waiting to queue up against the less popular option, you're liable to get paired up against someone on the same side (re: Ketchup v Ketchup). These matches don't count towards Splatfest victories.

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>>386319749
>assuming mayo won because of pearl
have fun with that 2 for 3

>>386319679
Can you re-roll main slots?

>>386319807
>Implying any mayofag on /v/ ever claimed making alts to throw
HAHAHAHAHA

>>386318567
I disagree

>>386319883
Yes for 10 snails, but it can be any ability

>>386319764
ironically I was gonna use chunks to put ink resistance on it since my hat is tentatek but I guess I could just go 9x ink recharge for fun.

>>386319883
the only way to "reroll" main slots is to buy them from Annie's shop on the app. My hat and shoes are the rerolled version.

>>386319649
Nice false flag furfag. Everyone knows ketchup is antifur

>Poor little gremlin will never win
Lesson for today; never pity gremlins. You give them an inch and they'll gnaw your leg off.

>>386319521
huh I didn't even know you could climb with it, but I just tried in recon and you can only climb walls with ink on it

Congrats on the win Mayo. We'll just have to play harder next time.

>>386319921
>implying everybody who did posted about doing it on /v/

>>386319932
Trust me mate, I think Pearl is better than Marina, but Mayo is the base of everything good. I chose on behalf of the condiment. I was just lucky that Pearl was the one on the mayo side.

what the fuck happened to Jelonzo, the first shirt shop owner?

>>386319764
You still get snails even if you lose, dingdong. What matters more is if you were a Splatfest King/Queen.

If you were a Splatfest Fanboy you get jack shit even if your side won.

>>386320061
Name one (1) good thing made with mayo

>>386320030
i think we need more people doing teams, I bet the amount of team matches are low enough to matter

Reminder japanese people are such pedos they made american accounts to vote for Pearl

>>386319960
When you reroll slots, they're all any random ability?

>>386320114
garlic aioli

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>>386319543
Feels good man. That last fight I had made a huge difference.

>>386320114
the secret sauce in In n Out burgers. Mayo mixed with ketchup is godly itself.

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>>386320104
He might still be running the shop in Booyah Base. Sheldon is technically the only one that moved (while Crusty Sean picked a new business venture)

Honestly I miss Booyah Base. Inkopolis square feels cramped and unfinished. Booyah Base was a nice scramble crossing.

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>>386319932
>>386320059
That's the stuff.

Mayo is shit. Miracle whip is literally better in every way than that lardcream

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>>386319925
fuck you
you're wrong

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I spent 30 fucking battles standing in spawn, firing, and spamming booyah and NONE of you 73% of total Splatoon players could fucking play well enough to beat mayofags. Thanks for fucking making me waste my entire Splatfest, I'm never relying on you again.

I don't think ketchup is supposed to be this salty. I wouldn't know though, I don't eat that shit.

>>386320175
when you reroll, you get random abilities and you also scrub it so you get free chunks. Its basically scrubbing but you dont have to relevel the thing which could take a while

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>>386320114

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>>386320217
I used to like miracle whip until I learned at a young age that it wasn't mayonnaise at all. So I got some Duke's and never went back.

I find it funny that it's marketed as a salad dressing but I can't imagine anyone actually using it as one.

>>386320114
Campfire Sauce
Fry Sauce
Tartar sauce
Thousand Island dressing
Big Mac sauce
Ranch dressing

>>386320115
>I wanted to be mayo, but I had 2 friends already on ketchup and we had one friend that was thinking of buying a switch
if he could've found one at MSRP I could've done teams. Hopefully they get some in stock before the next one, but they really should do it like league where you can do teams of 2 or 4

>>386320275
KETCHUP THROWERS ETERNALLY BTFO

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>>386320275
good, you deserved it.

>>386318462
I understand that reference

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>>386320347
actually I think this might be the biggest offender

>calls itself "Just Mayo"
>has an egg on the logo
>is Egg Free
>?????????????

>>386320275
Everything bad that happens to you is entirely your fault.

I'm more mad that I was only able to get three people to squid party during the mirror matches that literally didn't matter.

I'm glad I didn't side with the majority of furfags at least

I'll take my loss so long as I don't have that on my conscience

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3 SNAILS
3 FUCKING SNAILS

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Marie wouldn't have let this happen

>>386320571
Marie would have been team Mayo.

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>>386320409
>>386320432
>>386320495
The rage my teammates must have been feeling while I was doing it was amazing though. I'll always have that, you'll have a few more slots maybe? Congrats?

>>386320563
that's what you get for just being a ketchup fiend, not a ketchup king. You get 18 even if you lose.

>>386320637
>I-I'm not mad!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>386318534
*breathes in through mouthful ham cheese and mayo sandwich*
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I feel like I made a difference because of this. Pic related was my last match when it ended

>>386320694
21 if you lose now!

>>386320616
This sounds like heresy.

>>386320560
But now you'll have to live with the knoweldge that you were beaten by furfags. That's pretty embarrassing.

>>386318750
>IT WAS HER TURN

>>386320753
Furfags are generally better at everything else though

Like when have you ever met a furfag who didn't have shitloads of cash

>>386320751
She's literally already white brah. She'd be Mayo by principle.

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>>386320616
damn straight

>>386318750
I just had a thought, what happens if during the last Splatfest, Pearl wins and Marina ends up getting kidnapped by Octarians to set the stage for Splatoon 3? Like Callie was after Marie won the last Splatfest?

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>>386320616
She wouldn't betray me like that

>>386319939
I hope you're bullshitting, if it costs that much it'll be nigh impossible to get the exact main abilities you want.

SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

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>>386320845
she's green though

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>>386318534
As if there was ever any doubt.

>>386320925
Better just hope it shows up on Splatnet with what you want.

>>386320637
A few more slots, the satisfaction of victory, the knowledge that my efforts contributed to that victory, some semblance of honor through good sportsmanship, the knowledge that I'll never be a fuckhuge baby like you, a good laugh at your expense, the memory of how delicious your tears were while you were trying to convince everyone else that you came out on top despite all but outright saying yourself that you're a waste of oxygen... yeah, I guess you got me beat.

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>>386320956
Don't argue with a colorblind person, her hair is white to me.

>>386320956
Why are there squid sister pasties on miitomo?

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>they fell for the ketchup meme

>>386320896
Marie would have abstained from the whole shitshow. If anything, she would have chosen vinegar with Callie siding with ketchup and the whole competition would have been about what goes best on fries.

>>386320879
>Final scene is marina telling pearl she doesn't want to come back because the inklings don't want her
>Pearl tearfully telling her it doesn't matter because she wants her
And then they fuck

Have fun with your only win pearlfags

>>386320275
>>386320637
The funniest part of this is that there were actually plenty of furries on both sides. How does it make you feel to know that, despite how much you tried to hinder the furries, you were actually helping other furries the entire time.

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Damn does it feel good that there is justice in this world.

>>386321047
Nah it's a weird thing. Even though Callie and Marie's primary colors are Black/White with Fuschia/Green highlights, given their hair, they're actually Fuschia/Green squids.

When Marie hops down the grate to the 1P mode, it's in a splash of green ink.

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>>386321115
>Pearl
>crying
mate, she would be brutally honest and call her a stupid bitch who shouldn't care what people think.

>>386321214
Anyone wanna screencap this for the future?

>>386321041
Yeah all those words are saying one thing but it sounds like a bunch of bullshit. If ketchup wasn't full of kids, I would have made a huge dent. But in the end, all I got was a little personal fun...and it looks like it's not over ;)

>>386313726
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>386321256
add it

Remember in Splatoon 1 where people found fully working Octoling player models?

Is Nintendo never going to build on that?

>>386314476
I figure it just has more applications.
Like ranch or blue cheese dressing?
Like sriracha mayo?
Like ham/chicken salads?
Like peruvian yellow sauce?
Wanna make a bitchin cheese sauce? (Sour cream is a good substitute).

It's just better for cooking. I will say ketchup puts the umf in sloppy joes, though

>>386321214
>>386321256
bag of dicks
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who /lostbothfuckingtimes/ here?

>>386321214
Pearl's won more splatfests in regions overall than Marina.

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Who here /two for two/ in splatfest victories?

>>386319679
Are there gears above 3 stars?

>>386321320
of course I meant in the US AKA the only one that matters

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>>386321276

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>>386318636

Catch Up was popular but couldn't win either battle positions.

>>386321243
Shit, you're right...Well damn, now I really don't know what team Mario would choose.

>>386321382
Seething. Maybe I'll do this again next Splatfest

>>386319295
On a side note, I've never understood why people get off to saying the word bitch. It's like the weakest cuss. Then again men talking in porn is generally cancer

>>386321407
Did 4chan just autochange Marie to Mario or did I typo?

>no democrats vs republicans splatfest yet
make it happen nintendo

>>386321320
I'm willing to bet that Marina will literally never win a Splatfest in Japan because it's Japan

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>>386321426

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Serious question, what colors do you want to see Pearl and Marina in for splatfests next?

Their colors stood out more than Callie and Marie's.

>>386321317
Eat your ketchup cake in shame

>>386321492
What team WOULD Mario choose, though?

>>386321041
Holy shit anon, give the dude a break, he's had a rough day.

>>386321465
I've had it on the brain from playing too much Let it Die. The hater enemies use the word constantly.

all you had to do was outplay us in ONE category, Ketchup

what happened?

Honestly, even though I'm a ketchupfag, I'm glad mayo won purely because they're both great condiments. I actually couldn't choose between the two and just went with marina's option purely because she's best girl.

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>>386321554
>There actually wasn't a Mario vs Luigi splatfest

huh

>>386321554
He would choose marinara like the sweaty Italian he is

Is this game worth 60 bucks?

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>>386320637
actually I don't think I've seen you in any of my matches. Guess you didn't get me buddy. :)

>>386321638
Who would seriously pick Mario though. It's labeling yourself the world's most boring human

You know, booting up the game expecting to lose hard to Ketchup. This really made my day.

>>386321540
I don't even remember what these were for

>>386321593
Which is appropriate at times when they then kill you in one hit.
>>386321554
Mayo if only because it reminds him of white sauce.

>>386321704
t.luigifag

>>386321605
That's what happens when your popularity is in the overwhelming majority--you get the lowest common denominator of players. Even the children doing their best to throw matches couldn't help.

>>386321703
I didn't see anything like that either. He probably just did it once and stopped playing for the rest of the fest.

>>386321647
Yes. Assuming Nintendo doesn't kill support for it after a year. There's also 5 months of free online play still left which is worth about 10 dollars.

>>386318750
Fewer people = harder to find matches to win points in.
Even if they won every single match (They didn't), it would still count as less points in the long run.
It's a dumb system.

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>>386319384

>>386321647
Probably. The core mechanics are fun. It's hard to put it down, I keep telling myself "this is the last match" and failing. Community is entertaining with the drawings, Splatfest is hype and a dumb excuse to trash talk about something. Campaign is clever, co-op is well thought through. Good production value all around including a jammin' soundtrack with a very unique soundfont.

I can't guarantee you'll like it but I'd recommend.

>>386321638
>>386321704
I'd pitch Mario vs Zelda. As in their respective series, not the characters themselves.

>>386321961
It's coming out the bottom of the bottles...

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>>386321961
Very nicely done.

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>>386321732
colors weren't consistent since the splatfests weren't identical for every region.

Japan had the Kirin Lemon tea Vs Milk tea one for example, which was yellow vs cream color.

Honestly they actually had a lot of shilling splatfests.

>Maruchan Red Fox vs Green Tanuki Ramen
>Kirin Lemon vs Milk Tea
>the same Maruchan splatfest with the same choices
>Pokemon Red Vs Green
>Dragon quest Attacking vs healing
>7-Eleven Tuna Onigiri vs Salmon Onigiri
>Meiji Mushroom Mountain candies vs Bamboo shoot candies

US had Transformers vs Decepticons, Spongebob vs Patrick and Pokemon Red vs Blue, and only one of which was actually kind of a product.

>>386322050
FUCK
too bad I'm not fixing it

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>>386321961
here's an unwrapped Kewpie bottle for reference.

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>>386321961
excellent work
>>386322050
theres a hole

so you should focus on adding slots with sea snails, right?

since you can reroll with money, I mean

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>>386321641
>Marinara vs Alfredo
>Northern and Southern Italy go to war
Make it happen Ninty

>>386322103
>>Dragon quest Attacking vs healing
That's kinda lame.

>>386321704
Luigi vs Wario on the other hand
>Are you the dark horse underdog, or the doppelganger?

>>386321525
>>386321525
>meming with joe "when whites become a minority it will be a good thing" biden.

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>>386322240
I'm sure they could have made a better DQ Splatfest.

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>>386322257
Wario for fuckin' life. I literally always play him in Mario Party and no one else, ever.

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>>386322230
>Matso Balls vs. Shawarma

Yeah, OK, this was fun, but how about Fire Emblem: Ylisse vs Tellius

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>>386322257
If there was anything Wario, I expect something like this in a splatfest post.

>>386322331
the fuck, i swear i typed matzah

I'm really glad Mayo took this one.
t. Ketchup supporter

Shows that not every splatfest will be based off waifus.

>>386322331
Damn this buzzed my brain for more but you really topped it

>>386321647
Well I strongly prefer 3rd person shooters over first person shooters, and I loved MGO3 from MGSV...

I watched some ketchup vs mayo video and the music sounded crappy desu. I like electronic music but this music was dull...

>>386321961
10/10

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>>386322103
Oh wait there was a Sushi Splatfest too, which was a Kura Zushi advertisement. It's a Conveyor belt sushi chain.

Squid Vs Octopus sushi.

>>386321540
Black and white.
Let the topic be racial supremacy.

>>386322298
>reaction image
>"memeing"
I don't give a shit what your political stance is, you need to fuck off back to whatever subreddit you came from.

>>386322480
>I loved MGO3 from MGSV...
My nigga

>>386322537
This seems really fucked up lore wise

>>386322538
what would an actual believable splatfest be that could use Black vs White Ink without racism memes being posted everywhere?

>>386322556
>meming political figures as dragon ball characters
>personally cropping it a second time
No, you need to go back.

>>386319863
reading comprehension, do you have it?

>>386322302
You'd think that, with how huge DQ is over there, they'd try come up with something decent. Even Warrior vs Mage would be better.

>>386322650
Chocolate VS Cream?

>>386314476
Mayo is definitely better. Everything that ketchup goes well with would be better served by some other condiment. What kind of faggot doesn't put malt vinegar on their fries?

>>386322298
>>386322665
Buddy, listen, I'm sorry you wasted your time throwing matches but that's nobody's problem but your own.

>like Marina more but always pick the team that I actually align with
I literally won every single Splatfest first game except the final most important one. Maybe that will happen again.

>>386321357
3 is the highest

>>386322650
Coke vs Sprite? Chocolate vs Vanilla?

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>>386314476
>covers eggs with more eggs
>talks about shit taste

>>386318750

All the literal children chose ketchup.

Meanwhile, most of Mayo was autistic furfags who spend 10+ hours a day spamming Inkopolis with gay furry porn.

>>386322854
>Vanilla
Vanilla is black dum-dum

>>386322815
>problem
Fault, I mean.

>>386322927
White chocolate vs dark chocolate then

>>386320571
>Implying Marina is the Marie of Splatoon 2.
It doesn't matter what side of the screen they're on.
Cute and naive = Callie = Marina
Ugly and bitchy = Marie = Pearl

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>>386322619
The splatfest dialogue was them talking about different kinds of squid and octopus like it was no big deal but they also said "Squid" and "Octopus" so it might be artificial to them.

>Muten Kurazushi presents: a sushi topping showdoooown!
>Oohh~! Clap clap clap~
>The contestants are: irresistibly sweet "Squid"! And--
>The nice, crunchy texture and rich taste of "Octopus"~
>It's such a straightforward theme this time, squid's definitely the best!
>Nuh-uh, I like octopus better.
>Ehh! But isn't there a ton of different kinds of squid? Like flying squid, cuttlefish, and diamond squid!
>There's a lot of different octopuses too, like octopus in wasabi, takomeshi, and octopus carpaccio…
>Hey hey! Those aren't sushi toppings!
>Octopus oden is good, too.
>Why youuuu…! Well, we've still got ika somen, fried calamari, and ikayaki!
>Oh yeah, I forgot takoyaki.
>Waah! Marie, that's not fair! I want takoyaki too!
>Too late.

>>386322875
deviled eggs with paprika should be oral sex by definition. And I'm a Ketchupfag.

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>>386323007
This nigga knows.

>>386322619
>seems fucked up lore wise
>the most popular idols at the time were calimari and they had sushi for hairpieces and wore seaweed dresses

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>>386318534

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>>386322665
>crying over reaction images

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>>386323007
Pearl is naive and marina is bitchy wtf. Are you blind ?

>>386321540
I didn't even realize that Callie's hair changed color.

>>386322815
Nigger, I picked mayo. I just hate retards trying to meme bought-out anti-white politicians as "hip and cool".

>>386323220
>Nigger, I picked mayo
Yes, you were very clear about that in your post about how you tried so hard to throw the game so they would lose.

>>386323325
That wasn't me. First post in this thread was calling you a retarded redditor for your forced memes.

>>386323383
Oh okay, then go cry me a river.

>>386323198
That's just the personas they use for the show. The producer is the one who writes their lines.

You can tell who didn't play Splatoon 1 if they thought Ketchup would win just because it was popular.

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>>386323220
I agree with you, anon.
I also hate retards who have tantrums over reaction images and call everything they don't like a meme.

>>386323538
ehhh, icecream won last time and we all knew it was gonna be a bandwagon of retards

>>386323115
I'm not sure if inklings are just into morbid humor or something

>wear sushi themed clothes
>are named after a squid dish
>those fried squid rings in Splatoon 2

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Reminder that Mayofags support furry degeneracy and now will embolden them to shit up future splatfests.

>>386323660
Ketchupfags will do anything to justify their loss

>>386323115
>>386323595
I'm gonna guess that actual octopui and squid exist in the universe as a separate species from the Octarians and Inklings.

>>386323660
t.triggered ketchup

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>>386323198
Marina is intelligent, but she's still socially naive. Her "bitchiness" usually stems from that.

Pearl is just outright and unapologetically bitchy, though.

I'VE LOST BOTH FUCKING TIMES

jesus christ give me a break

>>386323746
>>386323713
>furfag degenerates detected

>>386322650
Yin vs Yang

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I don't know what's funnier: Pearl being so unpopular that Marina beats herself to death or the fact that Nintendo is unable to make a system that can handle that much of a popularity difference.

>>386323757
>Pearls best insult is childish at best
>Marina has insulted pearls hight, intelligence, singing ability, splat skill, and attentiveness
And you say this is ok because she's somehow socially naive somehow? Where the fuck did you get that impression ever?

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>>386323660
Brah...

>>386323963
I think Pearl being so unpopular that Marina beats herself to death is funnier

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>>386318750
Think about the sort of people that choose mayo vs those that choose ketchup.

1 wolf is worth one hundred shep

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>>386313726

>>386323994
Literally in that image. Marina is to socially inept to realize she's being made of.

If ketchup players were better than mayo players, they would have won more games against mayo. Simple as that, popularity difference doesn't matter. Ketchup was simply outclassed by superior opponents.

>>386323963
>people still think splatfests are about the sponsor rather than the actual sides

I picked Mayo because it's better than Ketchup, not that I like Pearl.

if you pick a splatfest side for your waifu, and the actual splatfest isn't waifu v waifu, you're an idiot.

>>386323963
Both work in unison

>>386323963
What's really fucked up is that they went by any of the old splatoon splatfest rules, the Wins were close enough that Ketchup would have won even if they used a x6 multiplyer. Since at best it would have been a 52-48 difference which would only amount to a 24 points.

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>>386323660
>pre-splatfest
>picked mayo as soon as it was announced
>furries start popping up
>regret not waiting

>post splatfest
>had to go to the hospital for too much sodium intake

>>386324069
>What is humoring someone?
It's not like that is the only example. She knows what an insult is. The tech geek dialogue shows as much. It's hard to tell because PEARL ALMOST NEVER INSULTS HER. Meanwhile we have a fucking avalanche of evidence of marina being a bitch to pearl in stage dialogues and even in splatfest dialogue.

>>386323198
The bitchiness was actually added in the localization stage by our good friends at NoA.

>>386324083
>I picked Mayo because it's better than Ketchup
No American could possibly think that.

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>>386324068
I'm to not full of Mayo for this shit call me when ketchup fags get btfo in the EU as well

>>386323745

Humans eating apes is what spread aids int he first place.