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Splatoon 2: Splatfest results thread.
We all know who won, deep down you know. But until it is official we will speculate, debate and discuss this most recent splatfest.
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mayonnaise is disgusting
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>>386310376
70%+ WIN RATE KINGS AND QUEENS REPORT IN
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>>386310376
no u
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>>386310376
FPBP
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Good job Mayo, it was nice winning with you.
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I'm a faggot
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>>386310415
Repostan
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>>386310376
Mayo is good when mixed with other condiments, ketchup is good for diabetes
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>>386310258
OP is a jump the gun faggot
>>386310376
objectively wrong and juvenile taste
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why is it taking so long to post results
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Why is the matchmaking in this game so fucking awful
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>>386310258
Why is nozzlenose so bad
>3 shot burst
>takes 4 shots to kill anything
>great sub/special but good luck inking enough to use them
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>>386310376
Depends on what you're putting it on, but overall it's much more versitle than ketchup.
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They should do this for the next splatfest
Dragon Ball vs Poke ball
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>inb4 muh popular vote
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>>386310545
they pair shit with shit
whats the issue?
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>>386310531
No results for another 30 minutes
watch some youtube vids or something to kill time
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>>386310415
Stopped when I got to Queen as I didn't really have time to play anymore, but I hope I did enough to help mayo
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>>386310258
Pearl is for ______
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I hope you guys made it to King/Queen and reported the furries
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CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>386310661
sexual
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>>386310636
>>>/s4s/
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>>386310661
facial abuse
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http://leanny.github.io/splat2/
discuss
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>>386310636
>this is what Mayo does to people
Truly subhuman.
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How long until the results are out?
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hey guys, I got a secret don't tell the normies thoughmayo will win.
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Custom Dualie Squelchers when? This weapon looks god tier.
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(ﾟ 3ﾟ) Onsokumaru (ID: !!f6Tejk6TlLT)
2017-08-06 04:30:11
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Can't believe I missed this shit.
How did it go, Kbros?
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>30 kills in tower control
>our team still loses
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
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>>386310742
That new weapon looks interesting.
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Not this shit again
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>>386310545
>win a few close games early
>eventually climb too high and get BTFO
>get paired with complete shitters, end up with 15 kills and 1200p
>game thinks I'm good again and matches me with sweaties
>get anally devastated
>repeat
Pretty much every match I played today was decided 30 seconds in.
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>>386310776
I was wondering why the threads were so comfy and high quality
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>386310838
ty. Please derail this GENERAL
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>>386310784
Focus on controlling the tower instead of chasing kills?
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Well if we're gonna shitpost until the results are in
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>game can't find ONE more person for turf war
>forces me to stay in lobby for over 2 minutes
why must this occur
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>>386310776
I couldn't find a single splat team of ketchumps to fight, so we had to mayo alone.
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>>386310942
90% of my kills were within 10 swimeters of the tower
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>>386310663
Is that what it takes? There were so many goddamn furries on about an hour ago
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We can all agree this was the worst splatfest right ?
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>>386310935
>>386310838
>>386310739
>>386310636
>sonybros are this mad about splatoon 2 doing well
I guess they're mad they lost another game :^)
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>>386310909
Is a thread chain that only happens once a month really a general? Are you sure you're not just buttblasted? It happens to people who can't play Splatoon that are envious.
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>>386311042
I am a faggot please rape my face
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I'll will eat a sandwich with mayo in it if mayo wins
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>>386310992
There is no way lardfags got the popular vote.
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>>386310895
I had this happen, but I was too mad to repeat. My win rate ended up in a bad state
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For anyone who doesn't know, a new game just got announced for PS4 and Switch.
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>>386310935
>>386310838
>>386310739
>>386310636
>>386311042
>>386311147
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I think I did alright. Post overall splatfest w-l details
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>>386311213
Whoops, thumbnail.
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>the assblasted sonygro shitting up the thread
Your tears are delicious
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>>386311258
39-11 mayo
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Anyone know when the stores change their stock?
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>>386311370
midnight of your timezone
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Feels good picking the winning team
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I hope you guys voted 4 mayo, cuz they're gonna win.
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>>386311258
27-23 Mayo. Started getting sloppy with the Octobrush so I switched back to Inkbrush.
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>>386311258
>aerospray
>averaging just two specials and under 1000p
You're complete shit m8
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>>386311486
The feeling comes with the territory.
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What the fuck is this spamming faggot trying to accomplish?
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What other game do you play in between Splatoon session?
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post yfw you joined ketchup aka the winning team
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>>386311626
Probably to get people to take the bait like you just did.
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>people actually thinking ketchup is going to win
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>>386311258
How the fuck are you so low on points on specials? It's a god damn Aerospray, bro. You should easily hit 1k and get more curling bomb spam.
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>>386311745
THE PROPHECY
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>>386311745
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>>386311626
He's an angry sonygro that is upset that Splatoon 2 is successful
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I'm ready for the incoming anal Ragnarok
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>3 shell difference between winning and losing
phew, it's fucking nothing
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I can't believe I played a level 50. What kind of life does that guy live? He has to be at least 200 hours deep into Woomy
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>>386310661
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>faggot spamming because we are talking about vidya
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This is a confirmed magical thread. If you make a magical post, it will come true.
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>>386311626
To prove that mods are worthless. You'd figure that by now people would have problems with dynamic ips wasted on spam bans, but it hasn't happened yet
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>>386311915
It used to be 12 for the losing side and 24 for the winning side. When Splatfests started turning into people picking the team they thought would win instead of the one that they actually liked more the devs changed it.
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>>386310776
You remember ice cream vs cake? Pretty much a repeat. There was a major inequality with team numbers. Far, FAR more people were ketchup.
Most of my games were fighting against other ketchups. It was nearly as much of a landslide as the last one. There were more versus mayo than there were versus cake, but most of them were still team v team for ketchup.
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Is the aerospray overpowered or underpowered? I don't understand which one it is based on peoples reaction to it.
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>>386312074
team mayo will win
check thi
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I'm 100% confident that
>Ketchup wins popularity
>Mayo wins solo
No idea about group because I didn't play any of those
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I just wanted to talk about video games
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So since we know Ketchup won in NA cause of waifu faggotry, lets speculate who will win in the EU.
Whats it like over there EU bros? Is there a clear victor?
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Wish I was able to play more
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>get btfo the whole match with my team stuck in the spawn
>splat three squiddos with a minute to go and lead my team to a victory
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Thanks, mods
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>>386312284
It's a low skill neutralizer for shitters. It's actually very useful in turf wars but complete ass in ranked. It is made for inking, not killing. People hate it in turf wars because you can kill the same guy three times in a row, but if you fuck up once they will undo all of your work instantly.
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>>386312113
I figured that would happen. Who the hell would pick mayo over ketchup?
I guess if ketchup wins, I won't get much snails because I didn't play much right?
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>>386312284
It is just an average weapon that is used a lot.
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when do we get the results?
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>>386312385
>tfw you dont have friends to play group with
>tfw your only friend with a switch picked ketchup
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Thanks once again mods, you da man
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We must lynch Marina for that fuck huge stage she made
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>>386312508
10 minutes
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I was killing mayo and ketchup left and right towards the end. Lots of kiddos came on late.
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>>386312284
It's good at covering ground, but that's about it.
A decent player will outplay you with any other gun equivalent
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>>386312494
Nah, it's still probably based on your rank.
See >>386311915
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>>386310376
This guy is right. I don't even play Splatoon so I don't give a fuck, mayo is just gross
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>>386311915
I don't care about the snails, I cam here to make a point.
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Just a few more minutes until some hardcore shitflinging.
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>>386312592
Noticed that too. My final matches had a lot of people named Dad, Elias, and Inkling Boy.
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>>386312385
How can you be 100% confident for solo? As ketchup I had 29 wins and 2 losses against mayo. Everyone has their own personal experiences.
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(ﾟ 3ﾟ) Onsokumaru (ID: !!f6Tejk6TlLT)
2017-08-06 04:53:54
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>>386312632
Fucking shit.
Next time I'm making sure no normie shit gets in the way of my splatfests.
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I'm scared they're gonna nerf the Trislosher soon
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I'm absolute garbage with the splattershot pro, but it's so satisfying to play with I can't help myself.
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>>386312714
Felt a little bad not letting them get past the spawn point. Then again, it was pretty funny.
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What a fucking thread this has been. Mods actually helped for once.
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LESS THEN TEN MINUTES TILL HEAVEN OR HELL IS DECIDED. YOUR FATE HAS BEEN SEALED
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>>386312760
They need to, as well as nerf/buff a bunch of other things.
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Whatever the result we'll be civil to each other,
r-right guise?
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Are they waiting until 1 AM to announce the winners?
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>>386312794
Mods play Splatoon
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Who jet squelcher here?
With its ability to ink and crazy range I dominate with it. The range is so much mire useful in turf wars because you ink so far away and you don't have to charge opponents to reach a specific objective point on the map.
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Sailor fuku and gakuran when?
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>>386312760
Good
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who here /knowtheywon/
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>>386312760
I'm scared they won't.
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whoever wins, mayo sucks
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>mfw dualie squelchers
>mfw backrolling away from octobrushes and buckets and using the superior range take them out
Once you get the dodge roll down it's pretty handy
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>>386312831
please stop taking cheek upskirts of my wife
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>>386310661
2 bullets to the brain.
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Help me /v/ because I need hope
Is the .96 Gal good? Or did they ruin it from the first game?
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KETCHADS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>386312847
kek
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>>386310258
5 MINUTES TILL KETCHUP ASS PAIN AND I GET ALL THOSE DELICIOUS SEA SNAILS TO PERFECT MY BUILD!
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>>386312760
Good, it needs a fucking nerf. The range and damage are too good.
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results soon, getting nervous
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>>386312847
My matches were almost always green vs purple.
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Post woomies
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When do the results come out?
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>>386312896
She really should go around flashing them then
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>>386313006
3 minutes
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ketchup is for squid kids. mayo is for healthy, mature adults.
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>>386312760
It's the ultimate crutch weapon right now, it needs a nerf.
>>386312989
same here, I always get nervous before the results.
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>>386313006
A couple of minutes
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>>386312847
Hah
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>>386313006
5 minutes
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>>386313006
3 min
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I bet that Ketchup one the popular vote by a large margin, but it's still possible for Mayo to win the whole thing
But in all likelihood Mayo will lose 2-1
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>>386312994
Post funny squid kids
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>>386312887
>roll away
>still hits you because of the lag
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Will Marina be forced to lick Crusty Sean's "greasetrap" after all?
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Keep reporting those furries in the hub.
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Countdown to excuses and calls of rigging.
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>>386313084
Those were dark times, I'm glad they got rid of em.
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>>386312887
>dualie anything
>rolling away from splatdowns
>using the three seconds of superior aim to kill them
Best feeling
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>>386312823
>>386312857
>>386312869
>>386312972
>>386313046
You think they'll nerf it to a flat 50? Or make it 3 hits to kill?
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>>386312760
GOOD
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>>386313115
yo nigga you mind chilling out?
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LESS THAN 1 MINUTE
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>25 wins
>24 losses
I'm sorry team mayo
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>>386313169
hard to tell. they might rework it.
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INKOMING BUTTHURT
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>386313194
still a net win though man
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>>386313181
Its okay when blacks do it.
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≡D:)
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1 MIN B4 KETCHUP BTFO
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HERE WE FUCKING GO
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MAYO WON KETCHAD BTFO
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WHO WON
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Mayo won :(
Its OK, we did our best ketchupbros and thats what really matters.
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Inkoming!
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>>386313238
Can I just wait in the plaza and the notification will come? It's only ever notified me of events and map changes as I'm coming out of a match.
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>>386313045
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its time Kchads to win!
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WHERE ARE THE RESULTS
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MAYOsHITS ETERNQLLY BTFOOOOOOO
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>>386313114
I've reported so many that now my hub has a bunch of people without any posts at all.
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>>386313084
The one that real scared me is a all swim speed build. Especially in the hand of someone competent
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>>386313103
Haha
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POST RESULTS
SCREENSHOT PROOF OR GTFO
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HOW THE FUCK DID MUSTARD WIN
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>>386313309
I have no idea man. We'll know when the results come from the butthurt in this thread.
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The maps are going to change in one hour from now, maybe they're saving results for that.
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WHERE ARE THE FUCKING RESULTS
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KETCHUP WON
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>>386313323
One hour, probably. When the maps change.
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WHERE ARE THE RESULTS GOD DAMN IT
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IT'S ONE O'CLOCK NINTENDO WHERE ARE MY FUCKING RESULTS YOU JAPANESE JEWS
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>HONEY MUSTARD WON
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR RELISH BROS
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>no results
Guess I'll just fuck myself.
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ketchup pulling through with the team matches
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>>386313402
stfu tokyo rose
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We all won because we all had fun! R-right Anons?
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Too many people were using the aerosprays. It was like a nonstop barrage of curling bombs every few seconds.
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GODDAMNIT WHERE IS IT
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WHAT THE FUCK HOW COULD KETCHUP LOSE
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RELISH WON?!?
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>no results
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>>386312847PURPLE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR
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KETCHUP WON
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I can't fucking believe this.
How could we let Ketchup win, Mayobros?
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>>386313461
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
DELETE
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>>386312994
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>Nintendo knows it's 1 am east coast
>fuck them Americans
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>we all got excited for nothing
jesus christ nintendo stay consistent.
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did Europe's splatfest end yet?
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No results
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who /mayoqueen/ here
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>>386313602
>1600
lul
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>gooks in charge of relaying information
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>>386313451
The curling bomb spam needs to be patched. I like the ability, but it's got way too much power to shift a game in the last five seconds.
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>>386313602
we wuz kwaaaaaaynz
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>>386313602
Makes you think.
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WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID THEY WIN?
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>play Turf War
>two of my teammates just run to the middle without painting anything
>both have sub 200 at the end
Is this some form of griefing?
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk3mSnHdTT8
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why are they taking so long?
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WHERE ARE THE RESULTS??
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>>386313539
It's impossible for a non-Marina team to win in Niggermerica. Look at how Pearl won both so far in Japan and compare the 2 cultures.
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Iwata would never let this shit happen
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
They aren't announcing the results on my switch
Even if I log on and off nothing happens, what the hell?
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>Check on Twitter
>Ketchupfags only won in popularity
>Mayo won
Really makes you think.
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>>386313859
What team would Iwata have picked
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Give results
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>>386313835
so you're saying black people play better, then?
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Rate my freshness.
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KETCHUP WON
KETCHUP WOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>386313859
Iwatas not here...
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>>386313775
That happened a shit ton in Splatoon 1. They'd always have squid parties up on pillar in the skatepark.
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Mayo and Ketchup both are loses because the real winners are Mustard friends.
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MAYO WINS BAYBEEEEE!
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>>386313894
My team
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I'm going to sleep fuck this
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>>386313894
He would have mixed them and made fry sauce
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>>386313951
Mustard is literally only good on hot dogs, if hot dogs didn't exist, mustard would be useless
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>>386313951
Mustard is like the 3rd party in US elections that has no chance of winning, but is probably the best option.
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>>386313703
>see someone spamming curling bombs
>almost guaranteed that they get kills and their work is ruined
Huh? How are they OP?
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>>386314032
Mustard and Pretzels motherfucker.
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>>386314032
What about honey mustard
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>>386314032
mustard glazed ham
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>>386313950
Too bad no one on the other team got the memo.
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>>386313901
No, just that the west's fetishization of blacks is what results in the overwhelming popularity differences, which results in Ketchup winning the 2/3.
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>>386314032
>doesn't put mustard on ham sandwiches
>doesn't eat potato salad
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>>386314032
have you ever had a sandwich
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>>386313951
BBQ sauce is actual best sauce
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>>386314032
Counterpoint: Dijon Mustard.
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>>386313867
No, I'm fucking serious, what the hell? They just announce the regular/ranked stages and that's it. Why the fuck won't they announce the winners of the splatfest, like they're clearly doing for everyone else?
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>>386314032
>he doesn't put mustard in his sandwiches.
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>>386314109
Don't forget grilled cheese.
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>>386314109
>someone reposted my edit
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reminder that ketchupfags were the hilldawgs on november 7th
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>>386313905
8/10 would take part in the liberation of Inkopolis from the capitalistic ruling class with.
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>>386314185
Kys lose
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>>386314132
Pearl won, so Nintendo has to write new lines for them because they didn't expect it.
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>>386314059
>>386314072
>>386314083
>>386314109
>>386314123
You are all disgusting
>>386314130
You've made a valid point
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>there are people who thought the results wouldn't turn out like this
Can't wait to taste those delicious tears
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>>386314094
>the west's fetishization of blacks
Seeing as how the competition is a gremlin, I'm not surprised Marina keeps winning popularity.
>>
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>>386314094
but anon, if 1/3rd is blacks (they're a minority) and 2/3rds are white, that would either be a tie or mean that black people are better at splatoon than white people using your own logic.
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Will we still be able to be Mayo coloured?
I loved my Squid as Mayo
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>>386314072
I think he may have meant yellow mustard which is pretty gross. mustard is pretty versatile though, so there's pretty much one for everyone. mayo is like that, but less so as a condiment.
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>the municipality of mayo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMY6z047J1U
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>>386314032
>he's never made beef wellington before
I fucking hate anything besides yellow mustard, yet beef wellington tastes so fucking good with the spicy mustard.
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>>386314032
What about the Reuben? ie; the scientifically proven best sandwich in the world.
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>>386313894
Obviously Ketchup because it's FUCKING RIGGED!
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>>386314271
color lock your squid right now
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>>386314201
>he didn't play the demo
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>>386314246
What the fuck is wrong with that place?
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Maybe theyre combining all the regions numbers for JP nA and EU so they need to employ at least 100 salaryman japs on overtime to calculate
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>>386314271
Jizzsquids are a special treat only for Splatfests.
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>>386314326
That's not how color lock works, my dude
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(ﾟ 3ﾟ) Onsokumaru (ID: !!f6Tejk6TlLT)
2017-08-06 05:15:50
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>>386313905
7.5/qt
Here's my new look
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>>386314376
Except JP already got the results.
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>>386314376
mayo already won in Japan.
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Alright, they're 15 minutes late. I don't have all night here.
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>>386314326
You can do that?
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>>386314376
Pretty sure Japan was already rated and Mayo won there.Which is fair, their mayo doesn't taste like lard
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>>386314032
Crackers, cheese and salami isn't half as good without mustard to go with it.
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How do I refresh in-game for results? Or will they just appear and announce it?
I forget how this works.
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>>386314428
You'll always be ugly, Devin.
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>>386314431
>>386314439
>>386314469
That one doesn't count.
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>>386314445
yes, you have all the night
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There is probably an 8 year old boy named Shinzo tabulating the results by hand.
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They're taking so long... something fishy is up. They're rigging it.
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>>386314271
I have to admit, the white haired squids looked pretty fresh.
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>>386314536
probably going with the map rotation in 45 minutes
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>>386314376
Has EU fest ended already?
They probably combine EU and US result like they did with Icecream vs cake.
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>>386313029
They have mirrored beauty marks, just under their mouths.
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>>386314046
maybe if they're a dumbass who just stands still without shooting and spamming bombs while it's up. Most people are, but when you get that one motherfucker who swims in the trails and just gets up in your base it's so powerful
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>>386312760
So does this thing one shot or what? I swear I died ultra fast to it.
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>>386314591
The guy in charge of pressing the button fell asleep at his desk, this is what happens when you have it at midnight
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>>386314627
2 hit but smart people might try and soften you up with a burst bomb
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>>386314616
Oh shit, I never noticed that!
>>
Did it take this long for ice cream vs cake?
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>>386314627
something like 65 damage no matter how much ink hits you iirc
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Where are the results? have they been announced anywhere?
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>>386314795
yes
ketchup won
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>>386314621
Everything is OP when the right competent person is using it though. You don't judge the power of a weapon on a very small select group. You judge it based on how it is used by the majority. If a small group can use it properly and rape, wonderful. That is a well designed weapon if so.
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>>386312760
Nerf the range of Trislosher and Octobrush
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>>386312823
biggest thing they need to nerf is getting slowed down in enemy ink instead of fucking immobilized.
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>>386314627
No, but it shoots ink in 3 directions in front of you and no matter how much hits the enemy it always does 62 damage
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>>386314760
Yeah, even longer.
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IT'S PROBABLY COMING IN 38 MINUTES WHEN THE STAGES SWITCH STOP ASKING
IT'S PROBABLY COMING IN 38 MINUTES WHEN THE STAGES SWITCH STOP ASKING
IT'S PROBABLY COMING IN 38 MINUTES WHEN THE STAGES SWITCH STOP ASKING
IT'S PROBABLY COMING IN 38 MINUTES WHEN THE STAGES SWITCH STOP ASKING
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>>386314795
Not yet
>>386314842
Liar
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>>386314795
Yeah Mayo won 2-1
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Results are in!
Pearlfags BTFO!
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>>386314884
Why are you standing in enemy ink?
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>>386314896
How long?
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>>386314902
Results when?
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is it okay to play as an inkling girl because they're cuter?
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>>386314764
Thats bullshit that its superior to the gal
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>>386314614
They said they aren't doing that.
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/news-video/splatfest-mayo-vs-ketchup/
>While this Splatfest theme will be shared globally, results will be tallied and shared region by region.
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>>386315008
Yes, that's only what just about everyone does
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>>386314934
Tricked me for a minute. Well played.
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>>386314884
There's an armor perk for that
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>>386315008
Only if you're a girl like the rest of us.
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>>386315008
That makes no senseThe boys are cuter
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Which option do you usually pick when reporting?
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>>386315008
Yeah because the male haircuts fucking suck
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>>386315003
Well the NA splatfest had started and after a few hours I went to sleep so pretty long.
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>>386315109
This
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>>386315109
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>>386315153
That one
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>>386315153
Sexually explicit.
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>>386315008
Obviously. But if you're feeling really self-conscious about it, you can give her short hair and pants.
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>>386315153
Inappropriate/harmful for generic furry.
Sexual for anything vaguely suggestive.
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>>386315153
all furry shit as harmful
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>>386315153
None :3
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>aerofags think they can compete with tri slosher
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I have a sense of humor like a 12 year old, this cracked me up hard
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>>386315153
Usually inappropriate, but they stray into light bullying/hate sometimes.
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>>386315153
Inappropriate for most
Sexually explicit for the ones that go over the line
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>>386315283
>trifags think they can compete with the rapid blaster
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Were the first game's splatfests this short? For some reason I remember them going on through the weekend.
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>>386315153
If it is posts about hating furries, I use the bullying option.
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>>386315378
That's what I thought too
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>>386315153
i'm not from tumblr, so
nothing
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>>386310376
Its not great, but it is better than Tomato-flavored corn syrup
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>>386310376
>having this much shit taste
never go to /ck/, thanks
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>>386315378
Yes.
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>>386315378
No, this one was short as fuck. They usually lasted throughout the weekend.
Granted more splatfests but shorter would probably be ideal.
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GET THE FUCK IN HERE KETCHUPBROS WE WON
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I WANT TO PLAY SALMON RUN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44
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>>386315376
This, got to Queen with rapid blaster with a 9 kill average
>>386315378
I think the last marie vs callie one was 2 days but normally they were just one day iirc
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>cant keep the splatfest shirts
whats the fucking point
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>>386315675
Scrub it for chunks
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>>386315214
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>>386315376
>Any fag in the universe thinks their puny low ttk weapon can compete with THE SPLOOSH.
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>>386315640
This. Callie vs Marie was 48 hours long, but the rest were only 24.
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>Want to go to sleep
>Want to be up for the results so I can shitpost
What do?
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>>386315741
"I'm gonna make Columbine look like a fucking joke"
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>>386315904
Someones always going to beat you to the shitposting. Just sleep since we all know ketchup won due to waifu fags.
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HOLY FUCK CHECK THE NEWS
PEARL IS HOLDING LIL' JUDD HOSTAGE AND IS THREATENING VIOLENCE TO KEEP HIM FROM RELEASING THE RESULTS
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>>386315904
What more important than the results that you want to sleep?
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How do we fix this fucking thing
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>>386315675
I think it would be nice to keep the shirts as a souvenir even if they changed the scrub price/main ability.
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>>386315904
Is that Zelda's dad fucking ogling her from beyond the grave?
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>>386315564
No they were always 24 hours
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>>386316034
give it a crosshair, who the fuck in Nintendo thought giving a precision weapon no crosshair was a good idea?
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>>386316034
Let you aim faster
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>>386316034
Improve the aiming controls + camera
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>>386316034
Remove it. It's the worse special in Salmon Run to get
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>>386316034
Once you activate it you can run around as normal and it only locks you in place when holding down fire
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>>386316034
make it do more damage
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>>386316034
Faster aiming and make it quieter so everyone on the map doesn't immediately know you're using it.
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>>386316034
Throw it in the trash
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>>386316034
Let you use the stick for the y axis with motion controls
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>>386315214
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>>386316034
make it the same speed and strength as the Salmon Run Sting Ray. I mean holy shit fuck that Boss
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>>386316142
Seriously.
Might as well not even give me a damn special.
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I just want the Kraken back
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>>386315906
>not Codlumbine
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>>386316219
Literally looks like a 4 year old
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>>386316264
Give trislosher Sting Ray. There balanced.
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>>386316034
Crosshair, damage increase, and let you swim when not firing the fucking thing
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>>386316275
I want you to kill yourself
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>>386316142
>can clear a path
>can kill bosses even flyfish easily
>can revive teammates from the other side of the map
Git gud
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>>386316142
It's useful on glowflies and mothership
It also kills bosses that you would otherwise need to hit the weakpoint for
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>>386316034
Protip, it one shots.
Shoot, let go of the trigger, aim, fire again. Rinse and repeat.
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>>386316275
t. C- shitter
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>>386316142
It's actually so fucking good in salmon run, since you can snipe flyshits and stingers.
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What are you playing while you wait for results, senpai?
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>>386316331
What kind of 4 year old have you met?
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Is this fucking game actually any good? It looks so dull...
does it have a good campaign mode? If so, what is the campaign even about?
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I just threw a game because now a single would Booyah back...fuck off douches
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>>386316530
Nice shot!
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>>386316413
>it one shots
uhh what the fuck you smokin, cuz for me it takes 4-5 ticks to kill,
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18 MINUTES
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>>386316142
It's horrible unless a Stinger appears and uses it on us instead, which suddenly the aim for it becomes 3x better and precise
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>i suddenly get my mojo back when the Splatfest stress is gone
ugh
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>>386316034
The fact that we lost the Mega Wail for this piece of shit is just sad
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>>386316530Booyah!
>>
I think the Tri-Slosher is the only thing in the game that needs a nerf. Everything else is fine.
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>>386316530
Just threw another, because the same thing happened. Doesn't help not a single person on my team killed anyone. I'll get mine, but they won't :)
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>>386316642
Yeah, I'm the same way. I perform way better when I'm not under any pressure.
>>
How much longer?
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>>386316530
I had a couple randoms booyah at the start of the match and everyone booyah'd back. I hope that was you and it made your day anon
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(ﾟ 3ﾟ) Onsokumaru (ID: !!f6Tejk6TlLT)
2017-08-06 05:44:45
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>>386316247
1 is okay
But it is rarely just 2.
You've always got two bros DPing you from different directions while you have 3 fly fish and a maws to worry about.
Fucking Profresional
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>>386316530
no time to chat
get back to inkin
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>>386316679
Get your what? Loss? Big crybaby
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HOLY SHIT MAYO WON
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RESULTS WHEN
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>Mayo wins
How?
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State your team and your prediction: Team mayo
Popularity 70/30 for ketchup
Solo 55/45 mayo
Group 51/49 ketchup
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>Ketchup wins
Hao?
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>>386316850
No one knows, just go to bed.
>>
Results are now 45 minutes late
the cutscene better blow us the fuck away to justify staying up this late
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>Trump wins
Nani?
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>>386316813
Say that to my face bitch not online and see what happens
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>>386316907
>cute scene is Marina blowing the camera
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>Cake wins
What?
>>
What if they're waiting for the map change so it can be announced to everyone easily?
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>Blu team wins
What the fuck?
>>
>>386316907
Did the Japan version have results as soon as it ended?
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>I win
Who?
>>
We did it Ketchup bros!!!!!
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>>386316963
>Marina blowing Pearl
Nice
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>>386316867
I'm team mayo
Prediction:
Popularity 58 - 42 for ketchup
Solo 52 - 48 for mayo
Team 51 - 49 for ketchup
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>>386316980
Yeah, I think that's the most likely reason.
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Results posted.
>Pop: 51%- 49% in favor of Mayo
>Solo: 55%-45% in favor of Mayo
>Group: 60%-40% in favor of Mayo
>3-0 in favor of Mayo.
What the hell?
>>
Pearl isn't going to ever win will she?
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GAUC WON
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>>386316907
This, I gotta be at work in the morning. Nintendo pls.
>>
I haven't tried Rainmaker or Tower Control. How do they play? I want to play ranked with an idea of what I'm doing.
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>>386316963
OFF THE HOOK ASMR
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>>386316867
Team Ketchup
70/30 for Ketchup
Solo 60/40 for Ketchup
Group 60/40 for Mayo
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>>386316813
...what uh no rank. I willl be S+ no matter. I'm the best on my team every time :). I just hate try hard no fun squids. Get off my team if all you care about is winning. It brings a smile to my face knowing these people are getting upset.
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>>386316907
The localization squad is just having trouble finding what spicy meme to throw into the dialog.
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>>386317102
Fuck off jeb
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>>386317102
SLOW AND STEADY
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>>386317072
I want a blowjob from her tits.
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>>386317089
She won the first splatfest in Japan.
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WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING THE BRELLA
I SPENT LIKE 4 HOURS DOING THE STORY MODE TO GET IT AND IT WAS FOR NOTHING
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>>386317119
On a Sunday? What a shit shift.
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>>386313029
Is she wearing a diaper?
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>>386317102
HOLY FUCK IT WAS A JEB SURGE
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>>386317157
you my nigga for life
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>>386317102
PLEASE CLAP
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>>386317205
Some of us have careers
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>A rank tower defense
>my team is composed of two aerosprays and two splattershots
>other team has 2 trisloshers, a brush and a plaster
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>>386317146
>Jebs garage is still full of guac bowls.
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>>386317247
Ah yeah? doing what exactly?
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>>386317126
Just play them. If you aren't 10 years old and don't have an extra chromosome, you'll be better than at least 2 people on your team at the c ranks. You will want to murder aforementioned 10 year olds after a few rounds of rainmaker though
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>>386317205
I still get two days off during the week, so it's not like I'm really losing anything.
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>>386317205
Not him but I work a Sunday-Wednesday shift so it works out
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>>386317228
ride or die nigga u wit me?
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EIGHT MINUTES
MAYBE
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>>386317198
And this one too. Seems like she's gonna win every Japfest and Marina's gonna win the Western ones
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>>386317247
Nigga a career gives you weekends off
wagieshit says "get the fuck in here when I say to"
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NOT
MY
PRESIDENT
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>>386317291
HAH.
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>>386317301
Stocking shelves.
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>>386317247
Lol. Tell me about it. I'm THE IT guy for a growing$10milwoodworking and construction company. Just spent the week moving all my lusers across town.
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>>386317372
What was Japan's?
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>>386317301
Your mom. Rekt.
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>>386317451
Same one
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>>386317102
COSTCO GUAC?
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>>386314934
You son of a bitch.
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>>386317457
gottem
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>>386317442
ouch
some career
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Guys Mayonnaise is literally the worst possible thing to eat. You fatasses are killing yourselves with that shit.
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>>386317457
Dam... Just told that boy
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>>386317247
I have a career too but shit ends at 5pm on Friday and doesn't start till 8am Monday.
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This was my first splatfest. How many have there been? Do you get anything for King/Queen? What do you get for being on the winning team?
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>>386317567
Ketchup isn't the best thing either since most have HFCS
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>>386317567
Are you implying only fatties like mayo? you fucking retarded flamingo.
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>>386317567
nice disinfo from the ketchup lobbying group
>>
Anyone else miss the map in the first game that was on the docks and the water rose at the last minute
I miss that map
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>>386317567
>hey guys go eat glass
Anon wtf is wrong with you
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>>386317624
>High Fucking Content of Sugar
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>>386317203
You know not of what suffering is
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>>386317567
I only gorge on jugs of ketchup, to increase strength in my K-zone.
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>>386317615
This is the second games 2nd splatfest. You get super snails, which can be used to add slots to your equipment.
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4 MINUTES
MAYBE
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>>386317567
>cake vs ice cream
>both are terrible for you
why choose a team? it's bad for you.
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>>386317665
High Fructose Corn Syrup.
There's a difference.
Dumb Americans.
KYS.
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>>386317682
How long did that take?
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>>386317716
So I can be a schoolgirl without gimping myself? Sweet
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I thought this splafest was global, if is not, then why use the same theme?
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>>386317119
>>386317247
>>386317327
So not office work, gotcha
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(ﾟ 3ﾟ) Onsokumaru (ID: !!f6Tejk6TlLT)
2017-08-06 05:57:40
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>>386317457
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>>386317762
Bro carrot cake is healthy as fuck
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>>386317762
but video games are a high-impact exercise
it's good for you
>>
Pearl won japan again, just what the fuck japan sees in her?
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>>386317921
Japan loves their mayo
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>>386316530
actual child
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>>386317762
cake is easier to make, can be better for you, and is way more useful
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>>386317812
If I don't spend my Sunday shipping dragon dildos from amazon then who will?
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>>386317921
That wasn't a question syntax, pajeet
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>>386317921
Maybe they just hate Marina rather than liking Pearl
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>>386317921
she's not a nigger
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>>386317783
Enough for me to stop playing the game after completing it. Switch says i got 90 hours so lets say 45
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>>386316142
It's good for when there's Flyfish and nobody is bothering to take them out, which is always.
Honestly the reception towards the sting ray would be better if it had a targeting reticle.
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>>386317921
japs hate anybody that isn't white
>>
If it doesn't show up now I'm going to bed.
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MAP UPDATE
>>
IDS HABBEDIG !!!
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MAYO WINS
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>>386317971
You're a real American Hero
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>>386318001
yerrou*
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MAYO WINS
>>
SALMON RUN TIME
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(ﾟ 3ﾟ) Onsokumaru (ID: !!f6Tejk6TlLT)
2017-08-06 06:00:51
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>>386317921
Pearl is awesome
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>27 to 73%
Holy fuck
>>
RESULT ARE OUT
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>>386317921
Pearl isn't a fake nigress
>>
MAYO WON
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>>386317921
Even if Japan didn't like Pearl more than Marina, which they do, they like mayonnaise quite a bit. There was no way it wasn't going to win there.
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HAHAHAHAHA KETCHUPFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>386317921
She's not a disgusting nigger. Good to see at least one nation hasn't completely fallen for the propaganda.
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>>386317921
Maybe people are voting for their splatfest preference rather than the waifu, which is the point of the fucking splatfest.
I didn't vote for Mayo because I like pearl more than marina. I voted for Mayo because Mayo is superior to Ketchup.
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>THE POPULARITY CURSE LIVES
>THE POPULARITY CURSE LIVES
>THE POPULARITY CURSE LIVES
>THE POPULARITY CURSE LIVES
>THE POPULARITY CURSE LIVES
>THE POPULARITY CURSE LIVES
>THE POPULARITY CURSE LIVES
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>>386317921
Japan has shitaste, hell, they love tingle and persona 4's josuke.
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MAYO BABY
>>
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAYO WON
>>
FUCK
>>
KETCHUP B T F O
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WHAT THE FUCK HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
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HOLY SHIT MAYO ACTUALLY WON
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goddammit
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>>386317989
>It's good for when there's Flyfish
Only near the start of the round. You can't afford to whip it out and stand still for 10s vulnerable when there's a tonne of shit around you
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M A Y O
A
Y
O
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>>386318050
barely
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GET FUCKED TOMATOFUCKERS
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KETCHUPFAGS BTFO
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The only people who voted for Mayo are rural and suburban retards.
City people all voted Ketchup.
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HAHAHA OH YEAH BABY!
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(ﾟ 3ﾟ) Onsokumaru (ID: !!f6Tejk6TlLT)
2017-08-06 06:01:59
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I'm glad Pearl won but fuck...
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B T F O
T
F
O
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FUCK YOU KETCHUPFAGS
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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Ketchup was brought down by the retarded children.
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Bring on all the whiny baby ketchup excuses :^)
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KETCHUP FAGS KYS
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THIS CANT BE REAL
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>52% to 48%
THREE PERCENT YOU FUCKING KETCHUP SHITTERS WE LOST BY THREE FUCKING PERCENT
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AMERICA
YOU
DISAPPOINT
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WE DID IT MAYO BROS!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>
KETCHUP FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
>>
Why did you let the furries win, /v/?
>>
>HE PICKED KETCHUP
WHY DIDN'T YOU KETCHUP? CHOKE ON MY MAYONNAISE.
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>>386318130
It's not that hard to back off and find a relatively quiet spot, nor is it hard to stand near someone with a gun.
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>>386318152
HOLY SHIT TOMATBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>386318152
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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KETCHUP FAGS BTFO HAHAHAHA WE WON
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>Ketchup won in popularity by a metric fuckton
>Mayo still won overall because Mayo players are better
HBAHAHABAHAHAAAA
FEELS SOOOO FUCKING GOOD MAN
GIMME THOSE SUPER SEA SNAILS
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>mayo just barely won
congrats furfags
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After Bayonetta winning the smash ballot does anyone really believe these win percentages?
lol god you'd have to believe to official Holocaust narrative to be that fucking naive.
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IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
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THE ULTIMATE DISRESPECT
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>>386318171
>mayo all day yo!
PEARL ROASTING NIGS WITH THEIR OWN LANGUAGE
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KETCHUP FAGS BTFO
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KETCHUP BROS
HOW CAN WE RECOVER FROM THIS
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>the furfags won
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>>386318194
But I like both.
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HOW
THE
FUCK
THIS MAKES TWO FUCKING SPLATFESTS THAT IVE LOST
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HA FUCK YEAH WE WON
>>
This scoring system is fucking retarded
Team battles should not be a fucking factor
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>Ketchads BTFO
Mayo all dayo you fucking gayos
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>that popularity difference
Is true, everyone choose by waifu instead of the actual theme.
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CUM WINS
>CUM WINS
CUM WINS
>CUM WINS
CUM WINS
>CUM WINS
CUM WINS
>CUM WINS
CUM WINS
>CUM WINS
CUM WINS
>CUM WINS
y'all are fags
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WE DID IT MY FELLOW FURS!
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>>386318223
No you lost by 2%
if you had won teams you would have taken it
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Just remember you fags sided with furfags
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>>386318313
What would you replace it with?
>>
FUCK
WE LOSE BY
THREE
FUCKING
PERCENT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>386318152
>1:3 ratio of Mayo to Ketchup
lol so how many matches were pointless Ketchup vs Ketchup
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>>386318320
>be American
>not understand that ketchup is more popular than mayonnaise in America
???
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>Furries will celebrate about this with more art
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>Mayo is so less popular that all the shittons of battles most Ketchup members fought didn't count due to them being forced to fight their own side
amazing.
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YOU LET ME DOWN KETCHUP BROS. YOU MAKE ME SICK
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>>386318363
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SWITCH HAHAHA
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>>386317682
I may be retarded but how do you check your freshness? Can't seem to find such a section on the app
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>>386318373
The win % times 6 exactly like the first game
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>tfw this means the hipster meta is back
great.
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MAYO WON
YIFF PARTY EVERYONE
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who /2 for 2/ here?
Ice cream and mayo all day baby
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>>386318423
I am not american and i like mayo. But i hate pearl.
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>>386318263furshitters ruined the game
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FUCKING MAYOFAGS . I know some of you ketchupbros sold out knowing about what would happen. Fuck you bitches. Race traitors.
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AHAHJAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
HOW WILL KETCHUPFAGS RECOVER!?
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>all this ketchupfag damage control
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Congratulation
Now prepare for weeks of nonstop furfags mayo arts spam
You choose this future /V/YES I MAD
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After seeing how bad most of the ketchupfags were I can't say I didn't see this coming. I'm not mad about losing though, I'm mad that all I'm going to see tomorrow are furfaggots drinking "mayo" on the miiverse thing
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IT'S MAYO ALL THE DAY, YO!
THEY KNOW WE DON'T PLAY, YO!
BEST STAY OUT MY HEADSPACE
'CAUSE I'M COMIN' WITH THAT CRAY FLOW!
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>>386313726
>>386313726
official laugh at Ketchup thread
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>>386318530
NEW THREAD WHEN
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Arw fucking kidding? 3/4ths of everyone chose ketchup. How did Mayo win??
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>>386318480
2 for 2!
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I-it's only a 3 seashell difference between winning and losing. N-no big deal. I-im not upset
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>>386318443
I'M SORRY BRO DON'T YOU DIE ON ME
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>>386318480
Right here pal. Fucking cakescrubs and ketchumps please gtfo.
>>
Welp time to kill myself who wants to join
>>
>>386318530
I'm not even damage controlling, I'm just fucking astonished by this Falcons-Level fuckup on my team's part. It was such a close goddamn game it's disgusting
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>>386318530
I'm just mad I had to wait an extra hour, plus this means more furshit art. I still got 21 snails.
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>>386318416
Way too goddamn many.
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HOW WILL KETCHUMPS EVER RECOVER?
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>>386318540
That is the true tragedy. I'm happy that my Pearlbros won one, but we're all going to pay a price from the furfags.
>>
Official Mayo celebration thread
>>386318601
>>386318601
>>386318601
>>386318601
>>386318601
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So what, did the game not count Ketchup v Ketchup matches?
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>>386318609
RUSSIAN HACKERS LMAO
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>win 90% of my matches against mayo
>actually get matched up with mayo frequently
>still lose because most of the more popular team can't fucking fight the other team in splatfests
I fucking knew this was going to happen and I'm still disappointed. At least I still got my 21 super sea snails.
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>>386318609
Because the popular vote doesn't matter just like in real life.
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So how many snails did you mayo king and queens get?
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AYO! ITS MAYO!
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Well it sucks... but it isn't as bad as that time I was on Team Callie...
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Post yfw you won 2 splatfests now
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>>386318416
>mfw never even had one mayo vs mayo match
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>>386318434
I played 7 matches today, and only two against mayo.
Maybe we should just have a war and kill all these furfags. This wasn't even a splatfest about condiments it was literally furries vs normies.
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>>386318673
Most likely
I played maybe a grand total of 4-5 matches against Mayo getting all the way to king
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>>386318609
Because ketchup was forced to fight itself more so then mayo.
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>>386318609
Because you fags suck shit in solo and team battles.
>>
>>386318701
24, now I have 35 snails. Feels great.
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>>386318526
With the next splatfest?
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Must be cool Mayofags not playing ditto matches every 2 seconds.
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>>386318701
The shells you get are based on your title and if your team won. So Mayo Kings/Queens get 24 and Ketchup Kings/Queens get 21.
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>-----------------------------------
CAKE & KETCHUP
WILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS
>-----------------------------------
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>>386318609
Too many shitters on ketchup dragging the team down. There were a quite few downright awful players.
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>>386318805
Only 3 for winning the splatfest? Thats pretty lame
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>>386318861
Sasuga catsup!
>>
>>386318673
It never does. It's been this way since Splat1. The more popular team is actually at a disadvantage because mirror matches are wastes of time, and the higher population of shitters ends up fighting the actual battles.
>>
>>386318609
>Arw fucking kidding? 3/4ths of everyone chose ketchup. How did Mayo win??
Because Nintendo couldn't miss an opportunity to keep things 'fair' by having Ketcupfags literally beat themselves with their numbers, since the majority of the matches where all mirror matches.
The shitstorm alone from this and the furries are going to make assblasted ketchumps try to win the next splatfest even a wider percentage through popularity,, which is exactly what Nintendo wants to keep the assblasted losing side playing.
>>
>>386318621
Don't worry
I made good use to those 3 extra shells by increasing the limit of the contacts and rerolling a few clothes
>>
That's two losses now. Guess I'll commit sudoku and spill Ketchup all over the floor.
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>>386310763
>>386310763
>>386310763
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>>386318682
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>>386318919
True, but now we have bragging rights, because Ketchupfags had more than double our popularity and still lost
>>
>>386318998
what the fuck is the point in rerolling when you could just scrub
>>
Oh well. I still get my snails. And at least I can take comfort knowing I wasn't a shitter for ketchup.
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>>386319081
it's statistically rigged
enjoy your non-win
>>
(ﾟ 3ﾟ) Onsokumaru (ID: !!f6Tejk6TlLT)
2017-08-06 06:13:46
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>>386319105
Not spending 20k and instantly getting another 3~4 abilities?
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>>386318737
>>
>>386319081
>double our popularity and still lost
You say it like the popularity matters for anything other than winning in popularity.
>>
>>386319105
Because you still get chunks and don't have to grind out the clothing to get those three ability slots refilled
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I did it for pearl baby, I'm glad I actually helped
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>>386318480
Feels fucking great!
>>
I just hope the furfags don't gain too much traction from this.
>>
>>386318861
This is what basically happens just about every time. If you want to play to have fun then pick the thing you like most. If you want to play to win, pick the thing you think will be less popular.
>>
FUUUUUCK YEAH
>>
>>386318092
Did you forget cake vs icecream already?
>>
>>386319173
>>386319194
Seems like a waste when sea snails are a finite resource.
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>>386318152
>>386318171
>Ketchup getting a massive 73% vote beating Mayo's 27%
>Still fucking lost
I'm King status on Team Mayo but holy fuck even I'm a bit dumbfounded that Ketchup lost. Not sure to be happy for the sweet victory or embarrassed that our opponent somehow went full retarded enough to lose with such an advantage on their side.
>>
>>386319165
t. delusional ketchupfag
>>386319192
Look at Ice Cream vs Cake.
>>
>>386318992
>Because Nintendo couldn't miss an opportunity to keep things 'fair' by having Ketcupfags literally beat themselves with their numbers, since the majority of the matches where all mirror matches.
>
>The shitstorm alone from this and the furries are going to make assblasted ketchumps try to win the next splatfest even a wider percentage through popularity,, which is exactly what Nintendo wants to keep the assblasted losing side playing.
>>386318992
This. Since the mirrior matches don't matter, the popular side won't win unless people legit git good and win.
So the rule of thumb of picking the least popular side and playing well carries over from the first game. So contrarian shitters will win every splatfest by a small margin, including Pearl vs Marina unless Nintendo changes things again to make it 'fair' like they did with the last bunch of splatfests in the first game.
>>
>>386319456
>having a ton of sea snails you can use to instantly reroll and get chunks for free
vs
>grinding again and again and again to hopefully get what you want while spending 20k each time
>>
>>386319510
shut up, rigger
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>>386319464
Having more players isn't an advantage.
>>
Americans truly have shit taste! Good thing the ones who have an actual taste are the ones who are actually good
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>>386319464
I'm embarrassed that we lost by 2-3%.
Like that shouldn't have happened by any reasonable metric but so many people who voted Ketchup were such horrible garbage that they managed to give Mayo not only such a close position but the goddamn advantage. It's almost fucking miraculous how badly my team just ate shit and I'm just sitting here glad that they changed how sea snails are distributed
>>
enjoy your inferior oil-based topping
>>
>>386319783
did ketchup even get any sea snails? Mayo fag here and I got 24
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>>386319909
King/Queen got 21.
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>>386319909
I'm honestly surprised by how many newfags there are in Splatoon 2.
Yes, the losing team always gets snails. It was 18 in Splatoon 1 and 21 in Splatoon 2.
>>
>>386319909
ketchupfag here
got 48
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>mfw chose Team Dog and rode to victory on the coattails of popular vote
>mfw on Team Mayo and won despite losing popular vote by a wide margin
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#NOTMYCONDIMENT
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>>386319464
Blame it on the eelectorial college
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Fuck mayo
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>>386319464
More players isn't an advantage. I played a total of 3 actual splatfest matches today with every game other than those 3 being ketchup vs ketchup.
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>>386318609
I kept getting matches with children. Hard to take down 4 competent players when your charger gets 0 kills.
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>literal children vs furfags
>still only win by a 2% difference
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>>386320465
not all mayofags are furfags you saltly little ketchup scum
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>>386320583
furfag SEETHING
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>>386320689
>Seething
They won my friend
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>>386319510
You know he's right.
>mirror matches
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>>386320907
which makes him seething more pathetic.
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that is IT goddammed furfags i am going to the supermarket RIGHT NOW and SMASHING EVERY jar of MAYO I can find
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>>386321206
Stream it
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