>“There’s nothing worse than getting stream sniped,”

>>386285215
TWO TIME

because streamers are a cancer

>>386285215
If you are looking for pity you won't find it here. I think it is funny personally. They have the option of not streaming.

>>386285215
When will people fall in line and learn they are a fucking second class citizen as far as glorious streamers are concerned.

Why dont they just put a delay on their broadcast? Whoa so hard, suddenly stream sniping is useless. Bitching about car horns though what the fuck? Fuck streamers they're retards.

>>386285215
because it's fun

>>386285215
>stream sniping
>something bad

dude lmoa just like set up a delay kekkkkkk

>>386285316

And griefers have the option of not being fucking idiots ruining the game not only for the streamer but their tens of thousands of viewers.

I know shit game played by retards but this is getting ridiculous

inb4 honking is removed from the game entirely. PU has to suck streamer cock. They've made his game into a success when it would have just been a shitty flavor of the month.

>(((Greene)))

>>386285215
>underage streamers disscover screen cheating

>no good videos of this yet
Them getting pissed off at this has to be gold.

>>386285435
I fail to see how fucking honking ruins the game for streamers, especially when they can literally fucking shoot the offending players

>>386285416

>I should have to put a delay on my stream because some idiots cannot find the self control to not cheat

Fuck off

GET A GRIP STREAM HONKERS

>>386285215
Streamers aren't human, why does Brendan insist on sucking their collective cocks?

>>386285526
yes you should

now go hang yourself on a tree pussy

>>386285523
bada bing bada fucking boom

>>386285523

1. It draws nearby enemies
2. Team killing is a bannable offense

>>386285503
I was just looking for some i want to see streamtards getting angry and throwing a fit.

>Go around just honking my horn at enemy players
>One of them happens to be a streamer
>Banned
Nice game

What year is it? Strategies to mitigate this are over a decade old by now. If you're playing PUBG though, you're not playing professionally but for money. Just roll with it.

>>386285316
>They have the option of not streaming.
This
Don't want to be sniped?
Don't stream.

>>386285526
then cry more L-O-L (laughing out loud)

>>386285526
MAYBE DONT FUCKING STREAM LIKE SOME KEKOLD LORD

>>386285598
>broadcast your screen to thousands of people
>cry when someone uses it against you

Lmao what a fucking pussy

I'm glad the doc doesn't give a shit about stream snipers.

>>386285526

>I'm having this problem
>oh well here is an easy solution
>I DON'T LIKE THAT SOLUTION

literally women tier problem solving

>>386285606

It's really fucking annoying. Fuck stream snipers and fuck stream honkers. Let me watch my streamers in peace you faggots.

https://youtu.be/rnbH1rzSSTc?t=35s

I'll give a (You) to whomever can give a food analogy comparing to this.

>>386285215
This could be solved if streamers just put a longer delay in their streams, but they won't because having an audience of 20k+ viewers watching and noticing things that the streamer missed is an advantage that none of them are going to admit.

>>386285215
>inb4 developers ban players because of doing this
Oh don't pretend the devs don't get a hard on when they see streamers playing their games!
It already happened with the friday 13th game, it will happen there as well.

>>386285598
>it draws nearby enemies
So just shoot them before they get close enough to you
>teamkilling is a bannable offense
They aren't even on the same team

>>386285526
>WHAT THE FUCK MY HOUSE KEEPS GETTING ROBBED
>So lock your doors
>NO FUCK YOU, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO

>>386285309
/thread

>>386285730

>forget to lock your car door
>someone steals your car
>call the cops
>lol, you should have locked your car. it's now the thief's car, deal with it

That's how retarded you sound like right now

>>386285526
>make a public stream of yourself playing in realtime
>act surprised when people use it as an advantage
You're asking for it you fucking retard. Kys. Just kys.

>>386285751
>watches streams
>calls other faggots

Dude just,like, play the games yourself.

>>386285215
Sniping ban is understandable looking at where an enemy is on their stream to get the upper hand is a form of cheating. It'd be like looking at an opponents hand in poker. Banned for honking a horn? Bullshit.

WHOOH DUDE WHOOH DUDE WHOOH
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
DO A CAN CRUSH FOR JAY OWEN
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY

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>>386285215
>stream snipers and now stream honkers will be banned once their actions are brought to the attention of the developers

>>386285562
Because they bring their drones/fans to get interested in the game...seriously do you even think before you post?

>>386285215
wow how dare they
*DING DING DING* THANK YOU FAGGOT99 FOR YOUR DONATION
even consider
*DING DING DING* THANK YOU OPISFAG78 FOR YOUR DONATION
interrupting a stream with
*DING DING DING* THANK YOU DIGDICK01 FOR YOUR DONATION
an obnoxious noise

the fucking cheek

>>386285867
>forget

more like refuse to

>>386285867
>forget to lock your car door

>voluntarily broadcast your in-game location to thousands of viewers

you're fucking retarded

>>386285867
Wel, he's right you know, or you are those guys that says that rape's fault lies on the rapist and not on the idiot woman?

>>386285215
>“There’s nothing worse than getting stream sniped,”

how about getting stabbed in the face?

>>386285904

>your phone number is in the phone book
>that means people should call you 20 times at 3AM

Fuck off you retard

Can you really complain about other people in the game finding you easily when you're LITERALLY BROADCASTING YOUR POSITION CONSTANTLY?

>>386285215
I keep hearing about this shit and people sooking.
I just now after seeing this thread loaded up a video to watch it.

Damn thats funny watching the Streamer getting more and more upset about it, demanding the person get banned.

Watching streams is like eating chicken, you might enjoy it fried, but roasted chicken is akin to shoving religion down people's throats.

>>386286048
>I don't know the difference between could and should
Okay idiot.

Streamers deserve it for ruining the video games industry.

>>386286048
What a shit analogy, kek. One of those can actually end up being illegal in the states

>>386285526
>broadcast your game to the world
>it's somehow not your fault is someone uses this against you

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>>386286053
>>386285867

>>386285867
>Don't lock your car door
>Tell insurance company that
>We're not paying out, you failed to secure the vehicle
>WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEE
This is you

what's struck me is why can't the streamer just hide what server they're on

blur out the map at all times or some shit


can't be that hard

So what does honking do exactly?

Does it give away the streamers position or is it just annoying to listen to?

Why don't the streamers just shoot the person honking? Seems like an easy kill right?

someone pls answer these questions i dont play pubg

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>>386286016
>forget to honk car door
>lock yourself out of stream
>call the cops
>gabe comes and bans you from stealing video games

wtf it's like I'm a second class citizen

>>386286172
>>386286053 shit i meant >>386286048

>>386285526
>I should carry a gun because some trash doesnt have the self control to not rob me
Granted thats a shaky metaphor but people are cunts and everyone should have the self agency to take care of something themselves if possible
Its like reporting someone for saying nigger or faggot in a game instead of just muting them if you cant handle mean words

>>386286171
It isn't your fault, it's the fault of the aspie who loaded up your steam just to harass you. Do you understand what "fault" means?

>>386285215
can't those fools shoot those people? It's a shooter, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5clae-24Tio

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>>386285215
I fucking hate Twitch chat so fucking much.

Bunch of asslickers to the streamer.

It's vile.

>>386286156

Streamers have saved and revolutionized vidya by adding a whole new dimension to games. Instead of just something you play yourself, now there are games where viewers who aren't even playing can influence the course of the game.

>streamers have been streaming games like Dota 2 and LoL for years with no problem from stream snipers because THEY ALL USE 2 MIN DELAYS
>suddenly memerunknowns memergrounds streamers throw a bitchfit and refuse to have a delay to counteract sniping
???

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>>386285215
>stream honkers will be banned

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>>386285215
Stream honking is funny because it annoys them and since you aren't killing them (offering free kills) this shouldn't be an issue, now any streamer can claim someone "stream sniped" them when they lose

What a load of entitled babies

>>386285526
>>386285435
>>386285215
these salty tears of kid's cock-gobbing streamer's dick, mmm, my favourite

>>386285215
>wont just fucking block out their game screen until they land
>whines about stream sniping
>dev sides with them

i like the game but god damn

>not looping footage of yourself camping in one location to lure in stream snipers
>not waiting in the grass 100m away and sniping bitches with the kar when they try and snipe you
I swear, streamers have no fucking imagination

>>386286236
It's done all the time to no one's great detriment. These individuals are being disingenuous and petty to market themselves.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BXwQwKjvFU&t

>>386286048
Not should, could, and yes, they could. And do you know what I could do? Turn off my fucking phone.

>>386286332
Do you actually believe this?

How old are you?

>banning people because they aren't playing your game right but aren't cheating or otherwise exploiting/breaking the game

Fuck anyone that supports this.

>>386286394

Shut it. I have over 12,000 subscribers and make over $5,000 a month streaming. I will not sit idly by while some underage losers try to literally destroy my livelihood and my ability to put food on the table, How dare you try to ruin someone's career for the "lulz."

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>be a loyal subscriber to a pubg streamer, among a few other streamers
>low on money, but can cut a little bit on food to afford my monthly subscriptions
>finally get my Mickey D's paycheck
>rush to my computer so i can start subscribing and donating to my based streamer bros
>after subscribing and donating around $20 each to all my favorite streamers, it's time to leave the best for last
>i subscribe and donate $40 to based mr.disrespect
>right as i do it, some ASSHOLE is honking his horn in stream, detracting the attention from my very special donation which goes nearly unnoticed because every one of my twitch chat bros are talking about the stream honker instead

I hate you fucking stream honkers, and wish you would all die

You people have zero regard for your fellow man, and i dearly hope someday you'll be prosecuted to the full extent of the law for all the grief and pain you've caused to the streamer community

>play the game for the first time
>kill someone who happens to be a streamer
>get permabanned
>gaben steals your house
>you go to prison

wtf i hate gaming industry now

Streamers should be banned.

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>Banned for honking horns

What will they ban next?

i know nothing about streaming or battlegrounds but it can't be that hard to tie a fade out to the map button or someshit?

>>386285526

>I should be banned because some faggot streamer gets butthurt

Yeah, I know which one sounds less reasonable.

>>386286557
how the fuck does honking ruin your carreer

>>386286532
A thousand time this. Same shit applies to MOBAs where playing a character "wrong" can get you banned. Fuck modern multiplayer games.

>>386286626

>go out of your way to ruin someone else's game
>get banned
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kill yourself

>>386286208
>>386286615


these

@386286557
Now that bait is too obvious, no (you)s for you

>>386285820
>Lock your doors
That's the equivalent of "ban and keep out stream snipers". Streamers would like that.

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>>386286559

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>make meme game
>market it with streamers, even having commercials for it that just show streamers playing it
>actually put systems in place to see if people are purposely leaving and joining lobbies to end up in the same game as a streamer
>actively give out bans if they suspect that you purposely stream sniped someone
>people defend this

>>386285215
>Now instead of stalking their favorite streamers and killing them, people have taken to following them around in cars and honking at them incessantly.
This is fucking hilarious.

>>386286653
People in my streams start calling me Honky and I tell them to shut up! Then everyone else starts making fun of me, and I have to take a few days off of streaming just to cope with it.

>>386285526
Lol fuck yourself loser - you're putting the vulnerability on yourself by streaming. Banning any snipers is horseshit - if anything, ban them from watching the stream, not the game

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>>386285751
@5:50

>>386286060
took wayyy too long for this to be posted. I'm disgusted at \V\ right now

*honk honk*

>>386286582
playing the game

>>386286171
If someone gets stabbed do you think it's their fault for leaving the house?

>>386286750
kek

>the trolls get more advanced
>start spying on streamers actual homes to get intel on how to best stream snipe them
>also honk your horn outside their house all night to piss them off
>get arrested by the police
>literally a second class citizen

>>386286653

Because I write and follow a script for each of my streams and having some jackass(es) honking nonstop takes me out of the zone and makes me mad so I no longer stick to the script and instead clam up trying to contain my rage. My viewers literally fell in half the last time a stream honker decided to ruin my stream.

>>386285215
Another reason to not play this kind of memegames

>>386285316

>They have the option of not streaming

>oh okay let me just quit my job and not support my family i have that option lmao

uh okay?

>>386286773
white honky nigga
thats my fuckin hammer

>>386286559
I would post a reaction image to this, but am on a new device. The greentext was appreciated, anon.

>>386286727
No, that's the equivalent of hunting down and murdering anyone you think may be a criminal so you don't have to lock your doors.

>>386286557
Bait but idiots will still reply

>>386285986
replace DING DING DING with the same fucking wubstep drop everytime

>>386285867
>don't lock your doors
>post on the internet that you didnt lock your car doors
>car gets stolen
>report car to insurance company
>Insurance company refuse to payout due to negligence

Something similar happened to a friend, his car got stolen, he left the key in the ignition and the engine running while it defrosted in Winter. His insurance company refused to pay a penny because they said it was entirely his fault.

>>386286914
So you have anger issues and blame others for them.

>>386286914
>following a script in a multiplayer game

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>>386286557
Could you be more of a massive faggot?
Is your retarded fan base so disloyal that some one tooting their horn will "ruin your livelihood?"

Maybe if you played along with the horn honkers and stopped being such a whiney, entitled, bitch-boy they'd stick around.

Your sperging on stream is what will loose you subs, faggot.

Get a grip.

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>>386285751
>6:22
>6:43

>>386286750
Streaming is meant no be enjoyed on its own, not as a way to track someone. If someone wants to play with a streamer they can message them, most have a discord for such a thing.

Wow, it's like /v/ purposefully forgets how the world works when people are playing vidya gaems the "wrong" way.

>literally everyone loves streamers
>/v/ doesn't

Can you guys stop being contrarian just to be contrarian?

>>386286048
Your analogy is garbage. Streaming is a voluntary action that puts you at risk. You risk it, its on you

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>>386285215
>Drive around honking your horn in-game
>Streamer hears the honking
>You get banned

>>386286727
No, the equivalent for that would be gunning down all the niggers in america

>>386285215
>banned for using legal in-game mechanics for fun results

>>386286694

Why should I be banned for using features the devs added to a video game?

>>386286914
good

>>386287103

>join server with friendly fire on
>shoot your teammates in the head at spawn
>get banned
>REEEEEEEEEE I WAS USING IN GAME MECHANICS

:/

>>386286914
Something something, autismo pizza guy script

>>386285215
This is so fucking retarded, games should not be built around these people.

do they ban players who follow non-streamers around honking?

why do streamers get special privileges?

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>>386285215
>add honks to the game
>ban people for honking too much

>>386287063

So streaming isn't the wrong way, but using features the devs added to the game is?

>>386286925
streaming isnt a real job tripfag

I will never understand this shit.

I used to stream for you fags on Mogulus and Newgrounds and we would all "snipe" each other and it just made it funny as fuck. Why are streamers nowadays getting all butthurt at VIDEOGAMES.

>>386287197
Shooting teammates is against the goal of the game. This isn't.

banning someone for messing with a streamer is like if a comedian called the police on a heckler and got him arrested

its your fucking job to deal with this shit, so deal with it yourself

>>386287218
>games should not be built around these people

Why shouldn't it? Streamers have tens of thousands of viewers who in turn buy and play the game. Streamers keep the game popular generating more sales and news stories like the drama over stream honking. Meanwhile, random Joe who is a griefing cunt already gave his money to the devs and no longer provides any value.

>>386287306
why not?

>>386287197

I don't think anyone ever got banned when they murdered me for the sniper rifle in Halo 3. Did I cry to the devs? No, I just kept playing the game.

/v/ is actually a bunch of edgelord kids. I mean I always assumed but it's so obvious in this thread.

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>>386285215
>PlayerUnknown commented that stream snipers and now stream honkers will be banned.

>get banned from a game you paid for for honking a fucking car horn in front of a twitch streamer

Fucking hell is this game the anarcho capitalism of vidya?

>>386287326

Honking is not the goal of the game either.

>>386286925
Well yea, if you can't do it then you've only yourself to blame.
>wooow what do you mean no one buys my cookies what am I suppose to do? Not be a baker?

>>386286557
>>386286914
Please tell us your Twitch, I would love to see your turbonerd autistic ass freaking out on cam.

>>386287367

You add streamer friendly features like customizable UIs etc. You don't say " hey, these faggots get special privileges "

Who determines when the special privileges count? If I only have 5 viewers, do I count? How do they determine it's a streamer being honked at? how do you stop random honking from getting people banned by chance? etc etc

>>386285215
>play splitscreen co-op
>QUIT STREAM SNIPING ME, BRO
>developer flies to my house and personally destroys my copy, because I was using a feature of the game
quit advertising streams, streamers, and integrating twitch into your game, if you don't want stream snipers.
streamers are so stupid I can't believe developers coddle them. money talks, I guess.

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>>386287320

>and Newgrounds

I meant Livestream idn wtf I am on.

>>386287367
that kind of attitude is exactly why modern capitalism is shit.

>>386285215
Let me guess, the faggots that run this game are going to ban anyone who uses a car horn now?

>>386287389
Just because you're cool with getting screwed over doesn't mean everyone should be.

>>386285215
Yeah I don't know what's wrong with streamers either. It's as if an online multiplayer competitive shooter isn't a safe-space and other players have free will too

>>386286914
>shit that never happened
Spontaneous events don't lower viewer numbers, And I can't imagine anyone following a strict script, rather than a Kaceytron 'holup, lemme pull a love letter out of my bra' type script.

>Boohoo, I am showing someone my location but I want them banned if they watch "BabyRage"
I am getting cancer. Thank God I don't buy early access shit.

>>386287517
>special privileges

Punishing cheaters and greifers is not a special privilege. It's basic moderating

>>386287454
It's not AGAINST the goal of the game though.

Crush a can for Jay Owen.

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>>386286559

>>386285435
> nu /v/ are a nigger

>>386286914
>My viewers literally fell in half the last time a stream honker decided to ruin my stream.
So one of them left, huh? That's rough, man.

>>386286559
More like
>dip into the college fund my parents gave me

>add feature
>people is feature
>banned for using feature near streamer

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>>386285215

you can't really deal with something like this without doing some kind of extreme, it's either ban the "sniper" or don't do anything. There's no real way to figure out if someone was sniping or not and it could be that the streamers fans or just upset that you would hurt their precious, but you gotta keep in mind that streamers are players that just want to have fun, too, so if you do nothing actual stream sniping will run rampant

>>386287662
>only banning players who honk at streamers

>not special privileges

you are retard

>>386287367
That's the reason they do it reason, not an excus.
Streamers are not publicity employees nor related to the company in any way, they are just players like any other, and as such they should not receive a preferential treatment.

>banning stream honkers too

Fucking no fun allowed piece of shit, everything to appease streamers.

Pathetic. I'm glad I never bought this game.

>>386287663
but you are giving away your position to the enemy so it is somehow against the goal of surviving.

>>386287809
I hope people keep this up. Eventually this will get big enough that government will have to step in to get some more protections for consumers.
>Millions of paying customers banned for arbitrary reasons, losing the games they played for, permanently. More news at 7.

>banning people instead of just adding a honk volume slider
lol

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>>386285215

This is the future everyone chose when you started watching video games instead of playing them.

>>386287781

>only banning players who honk at streamers

That's not true at all. Excessive honkers get banned. Period.

>WAAAAAHHH WAAAAHHHHH WHY CAN'T I BE A MAJOR CUNT NEXT TO THOSE STREAMER F*CKS

Would you repeatedly honk a horn and release fireworks right next to a war veteran?

Streamers are the war veterans of the gamer class, you little shits.
They deserve respect.
Maybe some of you should try subscribing to one of them someday (instead of buying generic anime pedoshit #8921 on steam), and you'll realize it's actually worth your money.

>stream snipers and now stream honkers will be banned once their actions are brought to the attention of the developers

Sounds like the devs know which side their bread is buttered.

>>386287904
That day comes when someone tries to argue what the term griefing should really cover.

>>386287367
Why buy games when i can just watch the stream?

Ayy, I used to honk and drive in circles in other war games.
I think in Napoleonic wars I'd play a trumpet and ride my horse in circles.

No one complained back then

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>playing pubg
>in a team match
>find a car so i drive over to my buddies and honk to tell them to get in
>streamer on the other side of the town we landed in hears faint noise of a car horn
>me and my allies are auto vac banned and are currently under investigation by the fbi for cyberterrorism

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>kill some random
>get banned from the game that I spend $30 on to play with friends.

Its simple logic:

Games are ultimately made for developers and publishers to make money.

If 80% of the playerbase stops playing the game because of the remaining 20% then the developers/publishers will be forced to do something about it.

>>386287904
Pretty sure the devs just ignited a streamers vs. players war now

After stream honking and sniping, they will find something else, and that thing will be banned too, and the next and next thing until they either stop giving a shit or end up banning everything fun, removing features like car horns that could be used to annoy streamers.

This culture of streamer coddling is really pathetic

>>386287983
>streamers are akin to war veterans

HOLY SHIT LMAO

>Gain knowledge that you are not supposed to have and use that knowledge to gain an advantage in-game
>It's not wrong because the streamer is voluntarily streaming

You still have to actively seek out the information and put it into nefarious use, it's not forced upon you like, say, a splitscreen is.

And what kind of logic is "It's there, so it's okay to take advantage of it"? Do you steal everything that's not bolted down as well?

>>386285435
griefers? Wtf is griefers, some metal band or what?

>>386287401
Too vague try again

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Stream Sniping Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Put A Delay On The Stream Like Nigga Git Gud Haha

>>386287983
I will have you know that I pirate those pedogames, not buy them.

>>386286048
I'll give you 2/10 only because it was not a food analogy.

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>>386287983

>Used car horn earlier as a distraction to hide my teammates sound/footsteps while they snuck up on a team we were fighting
>Get banned for outsmarting some retarded

????

>>386285309
This. The whole stream culture is absolute irredeemable shitshow, the more these people suffer the better.

>>386287320
>Why are streamers nowadays getting all butthurt at VIDEOGAMES

no you don't understand mom, it's my job and it's not a phase!

Literally. They think vidya is serious business.

I'm pretty sure 99% of games that let you drive cars have horns. Why is it only ann issue now?

WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE

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>>386285867
No man you are stating an issue that cannot be fixed after the fact. Its an apples vs oranges argument so its null and void. Put some of the blame on the streamers. Online games where you can do something like make a loud or funny noise with little to no downtime will surely have people abuse it for the laughs. Even simple shit like just standing in the way of the only door in the room if the game wont let you phase through team mates. If they want to play the game then they will have to deal with people who find ways to annoy others whether it be in mean spirit or not. If you keep being a killjoy no one will want to play your game. Im not saying everyone should get in a car as soon as they spawn and all fuck with one player but you cant justify valuing one player over another in an online game where the bar to entry is the same for everyone and they are not doing anything to be banned other than killing someone streaming the game or just honking an in game horn rapidly.

>>386287901
That depends on the context.

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>playing halo, battlefield, gta, any game with a car honk function
>people spam it
>no one cares
>playing cuckshit pubg where honking hurt's streamer's feefees
>honking too much is bannable

Why is everyone who plays this trash such a serious no-fun faggot?

Is don't kill/annoy the streamer going to replace don't kill/annoy the admin?

>>386285215
>PC gaming
Handhelds and retro only please thank you

>>386285215
Boo hoo cry me a river. I'm supposed to feel sorry for these faggots who make more money than the devs?

>>386288140
>Why is it only an issue now?
There's a strange phenomenon that's going on with this shirty game and the streamers.

>>386288250
ADMIN ABUSE
STREAMER ABUSE

>>386288140
>I'm pretty sure 99% of games that let you drive cars have horns. Why is it only ann issue now?
Because streamers determined it's a problem now

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>>386286313

>Bazinga

every fucking time

>>386287482
People are buying his cookies but someone keeps stealing his ingredients while he tries to make them.

>>386285751
hooktube it fagit

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=rnbH1rzSSTc

>>386287983
They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original; this is just another boss fight.

>>386288205
it reminds me of "gg ez" on that shitty overwatch game

letting normals and women get into videogames was a mistake

>>386288171
Now the kids on /v/ would think pools closed was taking away the rights of people who were trying to enjoy habbo.

>>386288057
>And the next and next thing
Exactly. It will get to the point where you can't even use the product you paid for. Where is the line drawn and who is it drawn by? Why are streamers getting to dictate how the layman gets to play their own game?

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Player Unknown's Battlegrounds is one of the most popular games on Steam. The players have voted with their wallets that stream sniping and stream honking is unacceptable. Deal with it you edgy fucks.

>>386285693

>haha streamers are cancer theres nothing wrong with stream sniping them and griefing them in any way possible its part of the game if they dont like it they can just stop streaming or leave
>*gets banned for breaking rules*
>WTF YOU CANT EVEN KILL A STREAMER NOW WITHOUT GETTING BANNED THIS IS BULLSHIT HOW CAN THEY PROVE IM STREAM SNIPING IM GOING TO SUE THEM OMG

>>386288126
>that retard happened to be streaming
>you didnt know that because you dont follow any stream or care about streaming
>he and his streamer cucks complain to PUBG
>you get banned for stream honking
>no real way to prove you werent watching his stream
>streamers word has precedence over yours

Real nice future of gaming we're heading towards.

>>386288330
>there are people who unironically think like this pasta

>>386285526
>I should lock my house when I leave because some criminals cannot help themselves from breaking in
Yeah you should, you stupid fuck.

>>386288376
>there's nothing wrong with what's going on because playerbase is retarded


aight

Streamers can
>put a 1-2 minute delay
>hide their game screen until the game starts
>hide their minimap
>hide their username or change their name often
But instead they'd rather bitch and whine to the devs and get people banned.

>>386286863
You honestly suck at making arguments my man. No where did you state the context of why he was stabbed, You did this to make the answer "obvious" so you could "win" an online pissing contest.

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>>386285215

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>>386285215
>threaten to drop kick someone in the chest on twitter
>piss your baby diaper when someone honks their car at you in a video game
Are we fucking serious

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>>386285867
You should have fucking locked your car though dumbass

>>386285215
>/v/ now defends steamers and shitty devs

>>386285316
>>386285632
>>386285657
These.

>>386288425

>I make up hyperbolic scenarios to get mad at

Grow up

>>386288330
HUZZAH!

Banning stream sniping is like banning certain food items from a McDonalds menu because they annoy you.

>>386285215
Straming should be the thing to be stopped. It's fucking cancer.

>>386285526
This guy is joking, right?

>>386288448
>put a 1-2 minute delay
How would that solve the honking issue?

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>Stream honking
Chen jokes inc

>>386288434
And they are the true gamers :^]

>>386285215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0

>>386288569
no, he's fishing for yous

>>386287956
thats equally retarded. how about they just make its so players cant honk indefinitely instead of banning them?

>>386286925
>soldier complains that he got shot in combat
>"shouldn't have been in the military lmao"
>oh okay let me just quit my job and not support my family i have that option lmao

>>386285215
Stream your game
Feel the pain

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>>386286313
>-zinga Bazinga Bazin-
each and every time

>>386288336
>it reminds me of "gg ez"

did something happen because someone said that? the fuck?

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>>386288447
streamers are fucking cancer and not elites of the community because they give the game free advertising

>>386288590
How doesn't it?

>>386285751
>1:40

HOW DO YOU MISS AT CLOSE RANGE WITH SHOTGUN THREE TIMES

Terrible fucking streamers.

>>386287956
>Minding my own business, chilling at some house with a friend
>Honking at the house to get his attention
>streamer comes along, no idea he's there, no idea he's streaming
>Get banned
WOW Nobody told me I couldn't honk!

>>386288674
Maybe we should stop equating playing a video game with actual real life definin careers. Anybody can turn their monitor off when shit goes bad but try doing that in a real firefight. Only option their is shooting yourself in the head

>>386288687
typing "gg ez" gets replaced by stuff like "mommy said it's time for me to stop playing" and shit

>>386288691
>buying into EA
>not symptom of being retarded

lol

How about they get a real job and stop leeching of society.

most pubg streamers are shitters that got their viewers to mass report people who kill them for "stream sniping" when a lot of these people aren't even watching a stream.

Honking is fucking harmless in comparison and people now follow others around and honk regardless so now they can get mass reported by shit eating streamers
NO FUN POLICE

>>386288778
What about just gg, dont tell me they fucking removed gg

Is there some magical reason streamers can't just disable environmental audio for the game? Surely voice chat, music, and environment are all controllable individually. I don't see any reason why just instantly muting and then going back to playing like normal isn't the obvious solution. Stream sniping is worse because it actually fucks your progress in games if you're a shitter.

>>386288817
Wow, are you saying streamers need to work? How entitled are you?

>>386288590
Unless they're camping at the same fucking spot for 10 minutes, then the viewers don't know where they are at real time, retard.

>>386288638
Or you know gta vice city had it so that you you honked the horn for too long in a given period of time the horn would blow itself out and become unusable

>>386285309
spbp

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>>386286330
>Streamer makes a joke
>Chat just repeats the punchline

>Streamer makes a joke
>lololol xD for a minute

>Streamer states an opinion
>The chat unanimously agrees
The chat's just not even worth watching

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>>386288596
>saw honk thread
>came looking for chen
>found it 200 posts in

nu/v/ is pretty pathetic

>>386288772

playing videogames is now a life defining career whether you like it or not

>>386288841
That's coming. About this time last year when gg ez was the hip thing there were people salty about it.

Did the developers forget to add a mute feature?

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>>386286559

>>386285526
>I should have to put a code on my credit card because some idiots cannot find the self control to not steal my money

Fuck off

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>>386285751
Wow, those damn stream snipers are literally ruining the game for everyone else by voluntarily giving forfeiting their chance to win the game for 10 seconds of stream fame.
How much I hate those narcisstic cunts who think they are somehow better or have more rights than other players just because someone watches them play.

>>386287071
I don't like streamer's I prefer content with editing and some production value

The year is 2022. PUBG has just come out of early access.

>launch the game
>ERROR: YOU ARE NOT SUBSCRIBED TO ENOUGH STREAMERS TO PLAY THIS GAME
>whatever, bring up twitch and quickly subscribe to a bunch of random streamers and launch the game again
>ERROR: YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE MINIMUM 6 HOURS OF STREAMERS TODAY. REACH THIS QUOTA TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE GAME
>fuck it, i bring up a streamer and start watching
>make a donation to the streamer which lowers the 6 hour quota down to 1 hour
>finally able to launch the game

>game starts, i land near a farmhouse
>start scavenging around for supplies, pick up an AK47
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR ONE DAY(S): A STREAMER IN YOUR SERVER HAS LAID CLAIM TO ALL WEAPONS THIS ROUND. YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM PICKING UP ANY WEAPONS.
>wait out the ban, log on the next day after meeting my streamer quota and making a donation
>get into another round
>message pops up: "A STREAMER IN YOUR SERVER HAS DEMANDED ALL PLAYERS MEET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MAP TO BE KILLED. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN A BAN."
>fuck that, i keep scavenging
>YOU ARE BANNED-
>yeah yeah whatever

>log on the next day etc
>get into a round, everything seems normal so far
>find a vehicle for the first time, i hop in and start driving around
>accidentally press the horn button
>oh fuck
>"YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR 6 MONTH(S): STREAMHONKING"
>didn't even know there was a streamer in the game
>start getting harassed on steam by his fans, even a few angry letters in the mail

>6 months later
>i had to visit the streamers house and suck his cock on live camera to gain access to the servers again
>being cautious, not getting in any cars, only pick up weapons the streamer in our round lets us pick up
>see some figure out in the distance, shoot at him
>"You have killed DR. DISRESPECT [PUBG Verified Streamer]"
>oh no
>FUCK
>"YOU HAVE BEEN PERMANENTLY BANNED. REASON: STREAMSNIPING"
>my bank account gets hacked by his fans
>angry mob burns down my house and kills my family

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WOW god forbid you actually have to put effort into YOUR FUCKING JOB
i fucking hate these people

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>walk into bakery
>they have blue bread
>try it out; i like it
>some kid with bright pink hair walks into the bakery
>takes one look at the blue bread and sneers
>demands the baker gets rid of it
>baker obliges him
>tell the baker i liked the blue bread
>baker bans me from his bakery

>>386288925
The argument there is that the persons viewers "won't get the full experience"

>>386288839

>pull up to someone's business
>start honking non-stop
>they come out and ask you to leave
>WOW NO FUN POLICE

Kill yourself

>>386288912
How do I play videogames for a living? I'm really good. Do people want to see somebody sick or some retard who stumbles around? I can do both. I'm psychotic

>>386285215
Based doc

>>386288996
there is literally nothing wrong with food analgies

>>386285526
You are cancer

>>386288778
lmao you're still salty about that, you're getting triggered by nice things just like normies get triggered by insults

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>>386288980
this is wonderful

>>386288980
I admit, laughed my ass off. Should have been sucked her cock though.

>>386289006
Then the full experience includes people honking like cunts lol.

>>386288879
right
thanks

>>386288996
>Blue bread = honking
>Pink hair = streamer
>Blue bread = banned because streamer doesn't like it
An analogy that almost works.

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>>386286559
Now fuck off and post my OC on /r/4chan.

>>386285215

Doctor Disrespect is the most based streamer of all time.

>>386288996
>bakery anology

>>386286239
This is an analogy thread now

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>>386288980

>>386289038

If I'm ever in an apocalyptic Hunger Games sim in real fucking life, I highly doubt the police are going to show up if I drive around the island of death honking.

In fact, I'm pretty sure I'll just get killed and the game will continue.

Your analogy is very bad and you should feel bad.

>>386285526
fag
>>386285567
>>386285639
>>386285657
>>386285730
>>386285820
>>386285904
>>386286171
>>386286274
>>386286394
>>386286626
>>386286793
>>386288442
>>386288932
posts blowing (fag) the fuck out

>>386289045
smart enough to get a basic handle on the game, but retarded enough to do shit like "accidentally" throw smoke instead of frag

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>>386288906
nu/v/ sucks fucking dick

>Be in armed forces
>Tell enemy our location over radio
>They start shooting mortars at us

wtf isn't that against the geneva convention or something

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>>386288493
SOMEONE NEEDS TO EDIT THIS

>>386289038
Well shit guess you can't kill people in game because it's illegal to do it in real life

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>>386288904
They are a bunch of brown nosing cunts and you can't them out on it because their subs and mods will be up your ass for having a different opinion, or you will get banned.

>>386288914
Why would they ban "gg"? Quit talking out your ass.

gg ez implies you were no challenge, gg has been around for as long as I've been alive and is respectful.

>>386289253
Right right. So I can get some funny compilation videos made by a rabid fan. I get you. Good advice

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>>386289143
I was mostly thinking of the pregame open mic minute but yeah, it's dumb that they taking fun, mostly harmless shit out of the game because streamers don't like it. And as if taking out open mic wasn't bad enough, THEN they add an option to report people for mic spam? The fuck?

>>386289108
Oh no, I'm not the previous guy, I just dropped to educate anon about the issue. I don0t even own overwatch

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>>386288980
e/b/in.

>>386285215
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT !

>>386288501
Do you think he was making a serious threat?

>>386289287
If you kill a streamer, you get banned.

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>>386285215

>>386288980
>suck his cock on live camera
sounds hot. no homo

>>386289265
Probably the most accurate analogy. Now just need to fit a sub sandwich in there.

>>386285215
>>Brendan “PlayerUnknown” Greene commented that stream snipers and now stream honkers will be banned once their actions are brought to the attention of the developers.
Such a faggot.

>>386288448


>>386285215
>Streamers can
>>put a 1-2 minute delay
Enjoy communicating with your chat wi
th a 2min delay instead of 15sec
>>hide their game screen until the game starts
Doc does this
>>hide their minimap
Grims does this
>>hide their username or change their name often
Would harm their channel as well, ask snoopdog, o i mean snoop lion oh wait.
>But instead they'd rather bitch and whine to the devs and get people banned.

Anyone have a webm or video of this happening?

I don't watch streams, so It's hard to imagine this being that annoying.

>>386285943
It's a pretty common fucking rule in poker that if you don't want people to see your hand, you don't show it to them.

"PlayerUnknown" more like cum slurping faggot

>>386289347
I'm not? I was referencing the threads I saw about it. People get buttflustered regardless. "if it wasn't really a gg, then it's insulting."

>kill someone who happens to be streaming
>get banned
>honk car horn near someone who streams
>get banned
The developers are going to run this game into the ground aren't they?

>>386289389
Yes, literally triggered my PTSD.

t. Brendan "PLAYERUNKNOWN" Greene

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>>386289393
Right I almost forgot

>>386285215
Who is this man why do I keep seeing him

>>386285943

If the motherfucker is intentionally showing me his screen, it isn't cheating at all, noob.

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>>386287983
>You should pay the streamers instead of just watching the stream after it's ended
I bet you tell pleople paying for a Crunchyroll subscription supports the anime industry

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>>386289506
include me in the /r/4chan screencap

also first for sissy hypnos

>>386289508
Not how it works you stupid sperg

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>>386289389
>it's okay to jokingly threaten to dropkick someone in the chest
>it's not okay if someone honks their car horn at you though
I'd specify the car horn in a joking manner but I feel like that goes without saying unless there's a case to be made about malicious car horn honking -- in which case, I'd like to hear it

>>386286332
You're right. They made shitty meme twitchbait games an actual genre worth pandering too. Why is this a good thing again

>>386288513
Sad thing is its not far fetched.

Consider the amount of streamers, and the amount of regular players, and the fact that stream honking is already a bannable thing, and because streamers will bitch and moan, pubg will comply and issue bans and theres a good chance one or more of those bans will be in error like that but no one will care, the streamer is appeased.

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>>386289506

>>386289529

Dr DisRespect, the best streamer alive

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I don't play this garbage, can someone explain to me why this is an issue? Someone honks their car horn, how is that worse than if they shot and killed you? Can't you just shoot and kill them anyway? What's the problem?

>>386289506
sorry i forgot to include the fact that all of these posts are MINE

If you're daft enough to allow people to stream snipe you, you deserve it. Set up a delay, don't tell your viewers when you're searching for a match, don't fucking show the game screen when you're not actually playing and don't fucking show the server browser or any server information. It's not hard.

>>386285316
just delay the stream the fact fags think they're entitled to have the game changed because of their own decision to broadcast their shit LIVE to the public is retarded.

>Added in microtransactions for cosmetics last patch
>Now banning people for honking a horn too much
>Still in early access

Lmao

>>386289563

So how the fuck do you prove stream sniping? Please, enlighten us.

>>386289558
>watch sissy hypno
>not how real hypnosis works
gayyyy

>>386289607
nope

>>386287454
Something not being the goal =/= something being against the goal

You fat streamer lard autists disgust me
Get a job and stop bitching.
>inb4 BUTTTT I WANNA MAKE MONEY WITH CHILD GAMES IN MY SNUGGLY ROOM AT MUMS PLACE!!!

>>386289604
If he's so great, why does he look, sound, and act like a faggot?

>>386289529
literally our guy

>>386285215
Because it's funny. Anyone claiming otherwise is a faggot. If you don't like streamers just don't watch. Fucking with them serves no higher purpose and they do nothing to deserve it. It's just funny and entertains us.

>>386289606
game was marketed only by streamers so now devs lick their asses

>>386289564
I noticed, but I also don't care. I'm tired of the "troll" culture. I don't give a shit if someone gets a kick out of pissing people off, the only way someone gets into that mindframe is if they've lived an abnormal shitty life. It doesn't matter if they make someone upset, at the end of the day they'll always be the loser.

>>386289558
>tfw listening to those bambi bimbo files
Its so lewd, I can feel myself sinking deeper each time

>>386289649

But being an online entertainment professional is a legitimate job.

>>386289606
it's probably distracting for them or they want to listen out for where firefights are happening. Either way it's fucking retarded.