What's your opinion on Slime Rancher? Harmless fun

>>386254804
SLIME RANCHER

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

>>386254804
Red pill me. Mobile? Fun? What's the gameplay like?

>>386254897
It's a PC game where you catch slimes with a vacuum gun, shoot them into corals and feed them until they shit out plorts based off their type. From there you either give those plorts to different slime to crossbreed or sell them on the plort market for cash money dollars to buy upgrades that let you run your farm more efficiently or move around the overworld better so you can find more slimes.

It's pretty fun, imo, but might get boring after a while. It's on sale right now is why I made the thread.

>>386255292
Can you fuck them? Are they lewd?

>>386254804
Harmless tedium or boring fun?

>>386255453
Nope, just cute. You do play as a girl though so I guess you can jump into the more dangerous slime corals and pretend them attacking you is something more lewd. She doesn't ever make any noise though.

>>386255453
>Can you fuck them? Are they lewd?
Literally genius, needs to be a thing, Slime Girl Rancher when?

>>386254804
It's okay. All slimes act the same and are farmed the same way. Combining makes a slime do what another does which isn't very much. Can't combine past that. Feels like it'll introduce a new mechanic but it never happens. Inventory space never gets upgraded past 4 slots which slows things down.

>>386255453
Main character is a black lesbian if that's lewd for you

The game is fun but the devs are SJW cancer.
You know, the game would be better without the "black women can be lesbians AND succesfull, too, you know?!" storyline.
I highly advice you all to pirate it.

>>386255758
>Main character is a black lesbian if that's lewd for you
It would be if her desigin was not so weird.

>>386255880
You are not supposed to find her sexy, but a compelling black LGBTQ+ character in videogames, ugh

>>386254804
I really liked it in the beginning but after a few hours it gets really boring. Finding new slimes gets repetitive after a while and there's just not that much else to do

>>386255758
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>>386255880
The love interest's gender is left ambiguous, so it's not really in your face about it. Hell, you only see them through e-mails so you can kind of ignore that entire """plot""".

>>386256201
>left amigious
>official art of Casey (which is a woman name) has her with pink, dyke-like hair, painted fingernails and piercings on places only women want them
Ambiguous my ass.

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>>386256489
Yeah, that is incredibly clearly a woman, I'll give you that, but my point about just ignoring it if it bothers you so much still stands. It has literally zero impact on gameplay.

>>386256823
And my point still stands that the devs made a cute game's story be focused on social justice garbage

Thats why everyone should pirate it.

>>386254804
boring waste of time

>>386255758
How black is she

it's free on xbone

not worth the download

>>386254804
Harmless fun for the first 5 hours. Boring tedium after that.

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>>386257336
That's you

>>386256961
Look buddy, I'm gonna level with you I fucking hate social justice pandering as much as the next guy but honestly I'm just not seeing it here. This isn't in your face, it isn't obnoxious, it barely has any presence and it has no impact on the game. Fuck I doubt anyone would even be aware of it unless they were either looking for it like you or googled the characters afterwards it has such little impact on the game. I'm not gonna say not to pirate it, fuck I pirated it before I bought it, but that's not really an issue you shouldp irate something over.

No, you should pirate this because it get's really tedious eventually and you need to see if you'll even have fun doing the core gameplay before you shell out twenty bucks for it.

>>386257505
Thats a gingerbread man with a green hair

>pirated the game
>the avatar is a black woman, for no reason other to say that "black women in gaming are a thing, you know?!"
>well whatever
>you get daily emails by your lesbian girlfriend
>kind of annoying
>want to follow the devs on twitter in case the new update is out
>the lead designer constantly bitches about Trump and other non-pro-antifa things

why

>>386257552
subtle pandering is even worse

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I just want a game where I can explore comfy caves and snowy areas. Does this game have either?

>>386257552
indoctrination is the worst thing

>>386257762
No

>>386254804
It's overpriced normally, but if it's on sale get it depending on how much. It's a feel-good timewaster but not worth the normal asking price.

Also we all know the only reason they suddenly gave the main character a model is for subtle pandering so take that as you will.

>>386257762
its has some caves. But no snowy areas.

>>386257762
It's got some caves, but no snowy areas which is a damn shame. Caves are dark and gloomy more than cozy, also.

>>386257835
>subtle pandering

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>>386257829
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>>386257887
There are no snowy areas, no ice/snow/slush slimes or anything?

The fuck? That's lame.

Seems real dull and boring from what I've seen

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>>386255453
Well there is some 34, so I guess.

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>>386257835
The devs are as subtle as your other indie devs when it comes to sjw pandering.

>>386257989
That is actually really lame in retrospect. Here's hoping they keep adding more shit even though the game is released now.

>>386257919
>>386258135
It's subtle because you don't usually see your character model and up until now you didn't even have one.

>>386258126
>white
You are triggering the devs who are in this very thread.

Worse then Spiral Knights and thats a fucking achievement in itself

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>All these fucking farming games recently
>tfw no matter how popular the genre gets Viva Pinata will never come back

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>>386258268
She also has Nakazato's eyes, who is a guy. So it's a white dude.

>>386258242
>>386257989
http://forums.monomipark.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=448
according to the road map, no ice biome is planned.
But we get another grass area and another desert-like canyon so... yay...

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>>386258454
>according to the road map, no ice biome is planned.
It's just...

Ice biome, snow slimes, c'mon.

Such a natural fucking fit...

>>386258454
That's pretty stupid on their part

>>386258503
aside from your japanese pepe hate image, I also have to disagree with you or anyone who wants an ice biome.
Have you played the game? You would know that an ice biome wouldnt thematically fit! It wouldnt make a lot of sense. How would anyone naturally connect the deserts, tropical jungles and volcanic mountains with dumb, white trash ice?

>>386258669
You are stupid
"hurp derp maek ice mountain in A FUCKING DESERT k thx bai!"

It's >comfy<

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>>386258806
You are trying a little too hard.

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>>386257505
fooking hell she even has the "tumblr nose"

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>>386258405
>viva pinata
IT STILL HURTS.

>>386258806
go through a long cave system
come out miles away
bang
snow

>>386259419
Not a dev here, so just asking for opinions, but why do you want snow anyway? Its just white and boring.

>>386259282
>resorts to shitposting because no argument after being a retard
Every time

>>386259631
Snow is just comfy and ice slimes would be cute as hell.

>>386259631
It just adds variety in setting and color. There's already plenty of tan desert and green forest in the game, we don't need more. I'd rather they make a snow biome than another desert and another forest one.

It was fun for a few hours

>>386259631
comfyness

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I'm still wondering why a game about collecting cute blobs of goo and raising them has a main story about the relationship between an interracial lesbian couple with dyed hair.

>>386254804
game could be a lot better,

turns into a micromanaging simulator where there's no automation and your basically overstocked on all plorts (the valuable waste-product slimes produce every time they eat.

basically the issue with the game is that it's concept was less good that it originally seemed

>>386257505
>black

she's got straight teal hair, she's hardly black, dark-skinned or tan more like it. anyway it's a first person game and you never see your face or hands regardless.

>>386261872
>she's hardly black
You do understand not all black people are South African dark right? That's by all means a black person color tone.

>>386261393
Why does it have any story is the real question (outside of """lore""")

Last time I played was when slime science came out, and unless it's tripled in content I don't see how the dev can justify calling it a full game.

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>>386254804
Prolly the only "decent" game made by SJWs ever.
Next to VA-11 Hall-A that is.

>>386263647
By selling it for $15 you cheap asses

Not even good enough to pirate.

I'm updating my pirated copy now, just to see what they added. It's pretty bare and needs a little more to it. A good relaxing game that serves best as a budget title, around $15.

Wish the devs just let the player pick a name and not bother with some shitty plot.

On sale, it's a nice little diversion that I like checking in on every once in awhile. Not particularly deep or even that great. Just fun and relaxing.

oh wait i mean fucking le sjw leftist pieces of shit scum

I wonder what it is with these type of games
Subnautica has a homosexual black protag even tho you never see him outside of one cutscene (but its important for you to know he is homosexual) and in this game you are always annoyed by your gay ass girlfriend. And even if you dont want to read it, the game constantly reminds you that you havent read your damn emails.

Fucking hell.

>>386255453
kekt

>>386254804
boring tedium
I would literally just go out, harvest my 100-200 carrots and feed my slimes, collect shit and then turn off the game for that day and do it tomorrow. stopped playing weeks ago.

>>386257552
I went through the game not having any clue the MC was a black chick
While I was capturing slimes (really fucking boring after the first two times by the way) I just thought about waifu-ing Casey and shit
When I found out MC was a chick I went completely flaccid, there was no reason for me to play this game any more

Its the free game for the month on XBL, and now that I'm almost done with Bayonetta, thinking about playing this next.
Seems comfy enough

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>>386256489
>Casey
>a woman's name

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It's too sterile. I don't give a fuck about any of the slimes, it's a factory farm where I put shit in and shit comes out. Can't add your own personality to the ranch, or even self-insert as the protagonist.

>>386258405
Seriously, everyone do yourselves a favor and just play VP or preferably Trouble in Paradise if you can get it.

>>386265237
Why the fuck would you do that?
You can build auto-feeders then go find more profitable slimes out in the wilderness.

>>386266061
>It's too sterile. I don't give a fuck about any of the slimes
This
Add a pet slime function that follows you or something