Why do Nintendo games always feature giant males but never

>>386226176
Super Mario 3D Land has giant mushrooms and playable Peach and Rosalina.

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>>386226176
Play Breath of the Wild.

>>386226441
sarqso my dude, was about to post that.

sav’orq

>>386226176
play more Nintendo games

>>386226176
japs know

bara is best

>>386226346
3D World, not Land.

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>>386226176
Actually though...

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>>386226176

>>386226679
What's the difference?

>>386229572
One has playable Peach and Rosalina, which is the point of the matter, the other doesn't.

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>thinly veiled /v/size/ thread

>>386229872
>all the art has her mad
>her moveset is murderfetish/10

>every piece of dialog is the most moeblob sobbing possible

Getting mixed signals, game.

>Palutena doesn't actually get big

I was angry. Angry and disappointed.

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>>386226441

>>386231778
I blame Hyrule Warriors for these monstrocities.

>>386231850
I blame Aonuma. LOL DUDE ZELDA IS WACKY CHARACTERS sounds like his influence.

>>386231778
>>386231850
What happened to the Great Fairies from ALttP and Twilight Princess?
Even Wind Waker's creepy Vishnu puppets could use a reappearance.
Captcha weston chan

Rosalina's pretty fat

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>>386234216
Rosalina could stand to go on a diet.

>>386229572
>what's the difference between 3d land and 3d world
you are too goddamn stupid to be here

>>386230317
There's always Medusa. We know she legit gets giant. Before she dies again ;_;

>>386226441
>hylians confirmed ultra manlets

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>>386229497
Jesus christ that soulless face