This is OG Loc. He's the realest nigga in Los Santos. Say

OG Loc? More like OG Joke

Busta

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>>386210801

Killing him was kinda weird since you helped make him and he never did betray you.

Smoke he was a traitor, Loc, while a joke, was at least loyal

>>386210918
Loc was a busta ass nigga tho. Not a G.

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I'LL HAVE.....

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>>386210801
Busta... Straight busta

>>386210801
man go to college, jeffrey

>>386211051
smoke... easy on the number 9s...

>>386211051
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

>>386210918
you never kill Loc in the game

So why is grove street ballas turf in GTA 5?

>>386210801
He sucks a good dick.

>>386211246
"alternate universe bitch. I aint gotta explain shit." - Sam "Rockstar" Houser, 2013

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*smacks lips*
Yeah, yeah, yeah homie
It's yo' man
OG Loc in the place
You kno' wha' I'm sayin'?
I'ma, I'ma 'bout to bust it off on you a little somethin' like this
A'yo, a'yo, a'yo ma' man
CJ! Yo'! Yo' ma' man
C' is up in the place
I'ma do it for you dawg!
Oh, OG!
Let me hear you
Say OG!
A'yo, a'yo it's Loc baby
A'yo it's Loc baby
It's Loc, it's Loc, no joke, no joke!
I'm the man in the place, punch you in the face, a gun in my waist!
It's Loc baby, a'yo w'sup Loc?
It's Loc, no joke, it's Loc, it's Loc, no joke, no!
Let me see you wave yo' hands in da' air!
And wave em' like you just don't care!
Let me, hear ye say
Loc is the man
Loc is the man
It's Loc baby!
Hey yo it's Loc baby!
Hey Loc is the man!
Loc is the man!
It's Loc baby!
Hey yo it's Loc baby!
Hey, hey, hey
You ready for this man?
It's OG Loc here in the place
I'm gonna start low
I'm gonna start that oxy for you brotha!
A'yo he yo it's Loc baby
A'yo it's Loc baby
A'yo it's Loc baby
SAAY OG!
SAAY OG!
HEEEY SAY OG!
SAAAAAY OG!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH BABY!

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Being this is a SA thread, I just wanna remind everyone that you'd have to be a complete fucking brainlet in order to fail the Train mission with Big Smoke.

Getting caught off-guard by an incoming train once, yeah, excusable but that's about it.

That is all.

>>386210918
aside from you actually not killing Loc, killing Smoke was pointless. Smoke meant nothing to CJ in the end, shown in the cutscenes where everything CJ says and does makes it clear he doesn't give a shit about anything happening. in fact, pretty much everything that takes place in Los Santos at the end excluding Maddog's stuff and Tenpenny is bullshit forced upon CJ by the most annoying piece of shit in the series.
>>386211246 is how it should fucking be. the gang shit in the ending is fucking retarded and completely out of character. Grove Street should be dead.

>>386212095
nailed it on my first try, thus never even heard Smoke say the famous line. never understood people's problems with the mission.

>>386212305
Smoke and Ryder killed CJ's mom.

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>>386212095
>just ride up onto the overpass and drop down on it
>people struggle with it anyway
Makes me wonder how they beat the rest of the game

>>386214332
The Ballas killed CJ's mom

was sweet or cj right?

>>386214796
No one really knows who kills CJ's mom but Ryder and Smoke were caught with the Green Saber.

They the most likely candidates.

Plus Smoke was pretty much living in the house of the person he helped kill at the start of the game.

I'd be pretty mad too if I found out my best friends had something to do with my mother's death and not tell me about it.

>>386215118
It's clear that Smoke and Ryder arranged things, but it was Ballas who did the dirty work.

>>386214332
that doesn't matter. killing Ryder made sense at the time CJ did it, but CJ had completely changed by the end and had completely given up Grove Street. hell, he barely even gave a shit about Tenpenny. the only reason he did anything at the end was because his retarded brother saying "wahwah da hood man, da hood!"

>>386215118
>No one really knows
Nigga this shit is in The Introduction. It was the Ballas thinking they were taking down Sweet for Tenpenny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-wLIAISF9I

>>386210801
sellout faggot bitch

>>386210801
loc's ass is fast

>>386215067
CJ is right that the Hood is a shithole and does nothing but drag people down and he was right to get out of it and make something of himself, even if he is still a criminal.

But Sweet is justified in being angry that CJ is shitting on the Hood. Sweet was the man of the house since there was no Mr Johnson, so he's had to spend his whole life being a petty gangbanging nigger just to put food on the table and keep his family fed. The Hood is his whole life, so his own brother saying "fuck the hood, what's it ever done for me?" is basically the same as saying "fuck you, what have you ever done for me?"

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>>386210801
Lookin' reeeeeaaaaallll technical, GANGSTA! Ahahahahaaaaa

>>386215870
This

>tfw you like the fast ass, not the slow ass

>>386210801
what exactly makes a nigga real?

>>386216948
Being part of a gang, being a criminal, being able to rhyme

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I expected the train mission to be a lot harder because of everyone mentioning Smoke's fail quote. All you had to do was stay on the right side of the train tracks, so that way Smoke can actually shoot.

Casually dressed CJ is the best

>>386217805
>not dressimg him like a retarded pimp with pink shorts, cowboy boots and a dumb tiger print coat while being fat as fuck

>>386216948
Being a good boi and du nuffin

How do I unlock better meals at fast food joints?

>>386217805
You got lucky. Smoke can't shoot for beans even if you do stay on the right side of the tracks.

>>386211356
There was more effort put into that statement than there was put into GTAV

>>386211393
I wish OG Loc put out a real record.

>>386214446
I usually get it on my first try, but smoke's aiming is finicky as fuck. I guess it's more the annoyance of having to go all the way back to restart the mission than the mission itself.

>>386217805
I remember trying to dress him like Claude Speed, but there aren't any jackets like that in the game.

what the fuck does loc even mean?

>>386210801
FAKE ASS NIGGA

>>386221576
I assume it's short for Loco, but who the fuck knows besides Oglock himself.

>>386221576
>>386221910
crips will refer to each other as "loc" or have names ending with "loc"

don't know how it started. might be right about it being short for loco.

>>386219284
Nigga what? You just choose a different meal and buy it, they're all there from the start

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>>386219284
>unlock food

>>386210918
Why are her tits sagging so low?

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>>386212305
Yup. I fucking hated CJs brother. CJ really worked hard to make a life for himself but nope, "DONT FORGET THE HOOD CJ CANT TURN YOUR BACK ON THE HOOD"

They could have left it all behind for the fucking high life, a high life CJ EARNED, but his brother was a stupid fucking hood at that dragged him back into the bullshit.

>>386211356
So it actually does take place in an alternate universe? That explains why Los Santos looks almost completely different geographically.

>>386223824
At least by the end of it CJ is the undisputed master of Los Santos, all the Ballas and Vagos are dead

It's not quite as good as businesses, property and a mob casino but it's something

>>386210801
you da realiest nigga in Los Santos
fo real

>>386223824
Well you also have to realize that CJ making himself the biggest motherfucker in San Andreas also meant that he was leaving behind the unfinished business he had with Smoke and Tenpenny, which in turn was destroying his place of birth. With Sweet and the rest of the Families you at least don't wind up with crackheads and meth addicts and whatnot driving down the standard of living even lower than it already was.

>>386217805
It's a complete lottery if you decide to do the mission the way it was intended because Smoke's aim is downright garbage. You're better off just cheezing the damn thing and jumping on to the train the first chance you get.

>>386223894
Them not recreating Los Santos 1:1 in V was disappointing, outside of Grove Street it all feels so sterile and boring, just like the rest of the game.

>>386224154
How do you do this if the bridge knocks you off?

>>386212095
In v1.0 on PS2, the version of the game that most people played, your teammates had extremely poor drive-by behavior, so when you follow tha train Big Smoke would end up not shooting at the Aztecas at all or wind up missing his shots. It's the only version of the game where you had to be very precise with how you lined up next to the train.

>>386224339
https://youtu.be/TQHsvK-bPWM

>>386212095
>>386214446
>>386213873
>>386220520
This mission is a nightmare on Android with touchscreen controls

It took me a couple tries as a kid because the game ran like shit and smokes bullets wouldn't hit the enemies

>>386223824
CJ couldn't escape the ghetto, so he made the ghetto his bitch

>>386224320
The real disappointment is that they decided to stick with the floaty, weighty feel of control that they used in GTAIV, so melee and on-foot still fucking sucks. You can't even hop on a bike and do a 30 second wheelie anymore. They also brought the rpg stats back but as far as I can tell it makes little actual difference other than stamina for sprinting longer.

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>>386211051
9,9,9large,6extradip,7,45,45cheese,largesoda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5mZE4_1tIM

>>386212305

t. Balla