Psst! Anon! Lemme outta here, would ya? I've got something

>>386210492
It's locked Todd. Where can I find the key to the door?

I can't Todd, the guards can detect me trying to pick locks from miles away.

>>386210659
You can find it by playing and finishing Fallout 4™.
All you have to do is buy it and the Season Pass together!

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>>386210659
Don't worry about that, just give it a good strong tug. Open the door, anon

>>386210492
Something doesn't seem right, Todd... I dunno. Maybe it's for the best that the door stays locked.

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Sorry Todd I can't open it.

>>386210492
If I don't open the door will you die?

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I really need you to open the door, anon. Something awful might happen if you don't

>>386210659
Didn't you watch the E3 gameplay demo?!

>>386211116
I would but you removed skills like lockpicking in your shitty sequel sorry

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dude let me in im a fairy

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>>386211019

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OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW

>>386211291
HATE TODD

>>386211398
Seems we're at an impass, Todd my dear. I open the door if you put less bugs and glitches in Skyrim.

>>386211353
HE DIDNT BUY SO GOOD

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UNLOCK THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW ANON

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>>386211458
I'll take you up on that, anon! Open the door

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Sorry Todd you've been scaring me lately, so I don't think I'll be opening that door

>>386211938
>>386211947
Show me the patch note first, THEN we'll reach a deal.

>>386211938
Hey Todd. ur a manlet.

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>>386212028

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXiiulGxrT4

These threads really make my day
Even though I dont really know much about this guy or his shitty games
One of the best things this boards has

>>386212002
Holy shit

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>>386212172
Dunno about everyone else, but this checks out. I doubt Todd would lie again.

Now, if you'd just let me look for the one key that can open the door.

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>>386212172
Can't argue with these patch notes

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>L-l-look at you pirate. A pathetic creature of cRPGs and JRPGs. P-p-panting and sweating as you run through my game. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect immortal company?

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HELP!!! THIS SHARK SAID HE'S GONNA EAT ME UNLESS YOU BUY FALLOUT 4 AND THE SEASON PASS

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>>386212524
Thank you, anon. We're going to play doctor now! I have a table here all set up for you. I'm going to see if you're sick. I just need to ask you a question first

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>>386212105
THAT'S IT ANON! I'M COMING FOR YOU! IF YOU WON'T OPEN IT THEN I WILL!

>>386212685
Do you need a stool to reach the doorknob?

>>386212685
If only you programmed in the ability to shoot open or bash open locks, it seems like you are stuck there forever, maybe you should have added more roleplaying features.

>>386212607
This is a great one

>>386212619
Okay Todd, I'm listening

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>>386213009
Have you purchased the Fallout 4 season pass yet?

>>386213048
Why the fuck would I do that

>>386213048
Video games are bad for your health, doc.

>>386212807
WHAT THE FUCK $60 WAS JUST DEDUCTED FROM MY ACCOUNT AND ALL I GOT WAS A SHITTY GAME

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>>386212685
「NOT SO FAST」

>>386213048
i-it has bad reviews on s-steam...

I never paid for any of your games Todd. You will stay locked behind that door forever and you can't force me to bu-

>>386210492
Is it the pipboy edition of Fallout 4? Because if it is I already own it.

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>>386213098
>>386213098
>>386213140
>>386213315
UH OH. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE SICK, ANON. HOLD STILL YOU FUCKING VERMIN

>>386213625
Nice unibrow, Todd.

>>386213625
But Todd, I bought Skyrim! On ps3

>>386213625
Do your worst you little bitch I'll just pirate more copies for my friends

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>>386214031
>I'll just pirate more copies for my friends

What would sex with Todd feel like?

>>386214298
A lie.

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>>386213048
I pirated it Todd

>>386214298
Like climbing a mountain, except you walk.

Todd I bought Fallout: New Vegus
Is papi Todd proud??

>>386214735
Yeah, the money goes to bethesda.

>>386214298
Ask any female developer, and I mean any. Even fucking Jade Raymond Todd has fugged

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Hey anon, dock me so we can play Skyrim

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TODD HELP! CHRIS AVELLONE IS IN HERE TRYING TO MAKE ME READ A BOOK GAME! HE BURST OUTTA NOWHERE WHEN I WAS TRYING TO PURCHASE FALLOUT 4 (With season pass, of course.) AND SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION AGAIN!

>>386215021
As long as its prey its okay.

>>386210492
Door is bugged ol Toddy.

>>386210492
There is a fucking window Todd. Just show it to me.

>>386214298
At firsts it would feel great but 10 seconds after Todd would catch on fire, punch you in the face and steal your wallet

>>386215021
Aren't Todd and Chris pretty good friends? I know they went to college together.

>>386215021
Avellone works for Bethesda now, so that's not an issue.

toddposting is cool

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It's over Todd, it all ends tonight.