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One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you.

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One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you. Choose wisely.
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>>386188221
Always bet on Duke.
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>>386188424
BAZINGA
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>>386188751
He never says that line in the game.
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Can we just talk about how bad unturned is compared to deadzone. I dont know deadzone had a fun arcade type feel thing, with the safe zone and everything. But unturned is a bad dayz minecraft whatever that no one cares about
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>>386188221
samus
we'll accept our fates and fuck our brains out
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I dunno if Doomguy would be able to protect me but he'll definitely be able to avenge me
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>>386188889
/thread
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>>386188221
>picking anybody besides /ourguy/ Doomguy
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>>386188221
top row is godlike
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>>386188814
you're not my dad
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>>386188221
Doomguy is the most powerful by several orders of magnitude.
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Am i the only one who thinks JC feels out of place?
He seems what i would describe as "calm" compared to the others.
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>>386188221
Why is Jensen even in here?
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>>386189270
>Jensen
That's clearly Wolfenstein.
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>>386188221
Going with Doomguy makes Sam the final boss, and vise versa.

I go with Sam. Doomguy has all of Hell to kill, and then has to take on Mental's horde to get to me. Either way, it will be an awesome fucking death - rip and tear.
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>>386188221
Halo guy would probably just take my sniper and stick me with an empty carbine, fuck him. I'll take doomguy.
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>>386189065
lol halo is realy stongrier
onyl fags with toasters would chsoe doomsn becuase they cant play supproirpr graphics
halo kills alilens and doom doesnt
christians 1, atheiests 0
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>>386188889
Doomguy would kill you himself as soon as he received his mission objective.
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is samus at full power? if so i pick samus if not i pick doom guy
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Serious Sam of course. He could light one of these motherfuckers and kill every single other person. That's not even accounting for minigun, rocket laucher, lasergun, goddamn cannon, flame thrower, sniper rifle, grenade launcher, etc. Sam wins.
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>>386189515
Doomguy's entire story began with him refusing to kill innocents.
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>>386188221
Samus can just use freeze missile and take them out one at a time
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Tough call between Samus and Doomguy. Although BFG is pretty fucking OP
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>>386189598
She's also fast, more agile and has great mobility
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>>386189598
Only if she gets permission to use them
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>>386189591
Most of those characters can easily outrun all of those attacks except the Bomb. Even then the Bomb is basically the same as Samus' Power Bomb; outside of game mechanics it has to have a limited range.
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Master Chief because he has luck on his side.
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>>386189776
>dies to a single melee attack
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>>386189721
>Most of those characters can easily outrun all of those attacks
Nice joke. The lasergun could mow them all down in barely a few seconds.
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>>386189915
>trying to hit characters like Douk or Doomguy with a projectile weapon
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>You can see Doomguy's face behind the mask
Fucking ruined
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>>386189776
So does BJ, if you think about it
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>>386189678
And gets easily fucked by a skinny hybrid between a retarded pterodactyl and a Riddley Scott movie reject, your point?

>>386189394
Sam doesn't have weaponry as powerful as Doomguy, unless you count that giant fucking cannonball thing, but even then doomguy would probably just hit him with a BFG to instagib.

I don't know why JC and what I assume is Nomad/Prophet are even there, there are better contenders from FPS games that operate on the same powerlevel as douk or doomguy. Nomad gets killed in a fucking comic book, for Christ's sake.
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Doomguy

>survived in hell for however many years
>got so powerful even demons feared him as the spooky bad guy
>killed Hell's greatest warrior(s)
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Master Chief is literally the luckiest fucker alive.
Even if I did get close to death Chief would come just a second later to finish the mission.
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>>386189972
Who's behind Doomguy and next to the prisoner from Unreal?
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>>386190017
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>>386189972
Lasgun is fast as fuck though. There's also the minigun, which isn't projectile.

>>386190161
BJ
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>>386190161
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>>386189171
Bullshit
His vision is augmented
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>>386190058
Nomad could be replaced by the Ranger from Quake, since one of the Quake expansions had him grab the hammer of Thor
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>>386190249
see
>>386190279
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>>386190279
Ok, thought it was Samsara related, since Prisoner 849 was once planned, but dropped.
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>>386189594
source?
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>>386188221
D44Mguy's armor is actually, in lore legitimately indestructible, making him invincible. I'm not sure if having him as my defender would work, but having him as my enemy is defeat before it even begins.
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>>386188221
Either Doomguy since he's a nigh unstoppable force of nature, or Samus because she has a gun that can shoot black holes and tiny supernovas.
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Doomguy, anyone who says Master Chief are a bunch of faggots and should kill themselves.
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>>386190535
Didn't some anon mentioned how breaking those energy balls made Doomguy's new armor more powerfull than the most powerfull nuclear reactor?
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>>386190182
Yeah I know, but his face looks fucking stupid in this one, I should have clarified that that's what ruined it. He doesn't look good like BJ
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Where is
>Postal Guy
>Daniel
>Caleb
>Lo-Wang
>Gorden Freeman lol
>Tommy from Prey
>Garret
>Corvo
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>>386190535
>in lore legitimately indestructible
Then how can you die in the game?
>inb4 dying is not canon :(
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>>386190720
Garret and Corvo don't really fit with the rest of the characters though, everyone else is basically a walking armored death machine and those two are thieves/assassins. It makes no thematic sense.
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>>386190313
Fucking this
Ranger could and has kicked Doomguy's ass
Just pick any of the characters from Quake 3--they can stand toe-to-toe with Doomguy
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>>386188221
Can anyone with a passion and knowledge with any of this games explain the statistics of the character you know? I only fully know about master chief and a little bit about Samus from Metroid.
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>>386188221
>Doomguy

The answer is super obvious come on
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>>386188221
Is this a joke?
All eight of them together couldn't protect you against Doomguy.
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>>386190796
Because perma IDDQD doesn't make for engaging gameplay.
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>>386190883
>not playing doomguy in q3
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i feel like samus has access to vastly superior technology, like time warp space/time folding shit

the others are basically high powered conventional forces

she probably couldn't kill doomguy but she might be able to tie him up with dark matter or something long enough for you to GTFO
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>>386191058
>kicking Doomguys ass as qt hunter-fu in q3
Feels good, man
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>>386188221
Why is the Halo guy there twice? Should replace one of them with Doomguy.
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>>386189481
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8 out of 8
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>>386189515
Yeah you don't hate on the doom guy, come on man =/
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Mynx from Quake 3
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>>386188221
Doomguy. Not because I think he'll have great success protecting me, but because I'm 100% sure he'll succeed in killing me otherwise.
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mastercheif would survive the bfg and obliterate doom guy with the fuel rod gun
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>>386188221
I choose iron giant
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>>386188221
Samus: We'd get in her ship and fly away safely.
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>>386190969
Sam, Duke, and BJ are basically the same, they really, really, REALLY fucking hate their enemies are just THAT fucking good at killing them that they can take on an entire army of their enemies and live to tell the story. Sam arguably more than the others since his kill count is in the tens of thousands at the end of each game he's in, but ultimately they're all normal humans.

The 2016 Doom basically took ALL the memes revolving around Doomguy and made them canon, not only making every single user created .wad and mod canon to Doomguy's lore and adventures, but also making him an invincible, never ceasing force against the demons of hell, whom he has so much hatred for it'd put Khorne to shame. Hell even the players themselves take a part on Doomguy's lore now as an omnipotent god guiding Doomguy through his adventures in many dimensions and explains "mysterious powers" once in a blue moon which refers to the old games' cheat codes.
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>>386190487
doom 1 manual
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Really wished the Quake 1 Ranger was there, nigga was constantly angry, but seeing my choices i go with Sam
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>>386190969
Fuck, I'm too lazy to explain I'll try my best. This is from the top of my head so feel free to correct if I'm wrong Master Chief was abducted from the age of 4 or 5 (not to mention that only kids with the best of the best genes can be taken) was took to a harsh boot camp and were hit with lightning rods or something for "encouragement". They were also thought high advance school stuff while training and more such as war strategies. When they were 14, that's when they were at the level of a Olympian and was given augmentations that would increase their strength, speed, ect, ect. I'm starting to let info slip from my head as I type too btw The super suits that weight about half a ton advanced all of their already advanced bodies and more. Master Chief isn't even the strongest of all the Spartan 2 program either. He's just iconic from the achievements he has accomplished.
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>>386188424
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that aren't betting on Duke
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that think Doomguy has a chance over Dook
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>>386191271
There isn't...
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>>386191705
>The 2016 Doom basically took ALL the memes revolving around Doomguy and made them canon
Where is that stated?
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Who has the greatest plot armor
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>>386188221
Doomguy.

If you're a chick Duke is best choice. no way he fights as hard for a guy as he would for a girl.
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>>386190796
technically he can't die in his own series forever. the end of doom 1's 3rd episode, hell opened a portal to earth, as not even the afterlife could hold him. see the end text of doom 1 ep3.
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>>386191786
John 117 also said the suit weighted very light for him despite the suit being 500 pounds.
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>>386191954
Samus
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>>386191954
BJ, by far. He's survived some absurd shit because of that.
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>>386192189
I'm inclined to agree with this
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>>386191271
I would have agreed with you, untill I played the new DooM and realised it was actually a brilliant game (I wouldn't say masterpiece, but it does justice to bridging the old and the new). Now knowing what you know about my opinion on DooM, I need to say, I really like the new DooM marines look.
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>>386190796
Doom takes place in a universe where the afterlife canonically exists, and a determined enough person can just walk out of it. Anytime you kill Doomguy he just wakes up angry with plenty of things to vent his frustration on. This canonically happens in the first game.
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>>386191925

they are rage, brutal, without mercy. but you, you will be worse. rip and tear, until it os done.

doom4 intro
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>>386192143
thats because it suit is powered armor meaning the suit supports its weight not Chief.
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>>386192251
At least NuDoom gave us a few neat mods for the older games
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JC Denton if he sticks with the prod
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>>386192251
>it was actually a brilliant game
Wrong.
It's was mediocre at best

I suppose given that good FPS are few and far between nowadays, that yes--it's "brilliant" compared to the usual drivel we get.
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>>386191925
Man just play the game, think and you'll see it's the case
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>>386192625
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>>386192625
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Sam Gideon
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Is this even a question? Hail to the Chief baby.
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>doom "lore"

Seriously guys. It's porn with demons.
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>>386192795
Because of the old level's popping on as easter eggs?
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>>386190969
Dammit. Beat me to the punch.
This.>>386191786
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Samus is unironically stronger than all of these characters
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>>386188221
>Samus or Doomguy
Well that's a hard cho-
>Other M Samus
Doomguy
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>>386193379
Porn has lore as well, its called the entirety of the human race's history. It makes no sense to go through it and its explanations during porn, but its there regardless. The same is true with Doom.
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>>386193413
And everything else, think of the "Hell walker" stuff, that's all meta to the first game....in the new DooMs lore, the original DooM guy is previous incarnation to our present DooM Marine, the list goes on
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>>386193894
That doesn't make .wads canon though
Where are people getting that from?
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>>386193894
>that's all meta
I can't believe Kinsie worked on NuDoom, just to make MetaDoom
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>>386188221
I don't know if DOOMGUY is necessarily the best suited to protecting me, but if the alternative is having him trying to kill me specifically? It's not even a choice.
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Not trying to be ironic here, but I only know about Master Chief and Doom Guy for sure. Do any of these other guys even stand up?
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>>386194026
I know Samus has a really good armor, while BJ and Duke have done some really neat achievments and Sam has a huge killcout.
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>>386188221
Hmm who too pick?
>bunch of fucking losers
>A Nanoaugmented secret agent who defeats Majestic 12 and the fucking Illuminati all with a taser prod. And his vision is augmented
I'll take JC in a heartbeat
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>>386194026
Yeah man
Even some of the ones >>386190720
posted.
FPS protagonists are badasses
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>>386194026
Serious Sam carries more weapons on his person at once, and kills hordes in higher numbers.
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Samus can probably take the most damage out of all of them.
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Hard choice between samus and doomguy. If samus is at full power and doesn't fucking trip over a sewer grate and lose half her powerups down the drain, she could likely deal with them all with relative ease. Otherwise the best bet would be doomguy
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>>386188424
First post
Best post
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>>386194347
>>386194252

I've done some more research and really this more seems to come down between Samus and Chief. Although i'm a bit dubious right now as to whether Samus has anything that can pierce Chief's shields and armor. Also, how durable is her armor?
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>>386194881
Ancient Chozo shit, my dude.
I ain't gotta explain shit
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>>386194881
Halo would kick Metroids ass
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>>386195031
I kno rite? Metroid cant even crawl.
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>>386195031
Arby 'n' the Chief?
My nigga. Great show.
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>>386190487
>he doesn't know the back story of the first Doom.

Carmak plz leave, don't you have some vr memes to code or something?
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>>386195350
Any updates to that show? Last episode was a while ago, unless an episode came out already and I didn't check.
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>>386195784
Jon is making season 8 right now. I forgot exactly what episode it was on, but season 8 is shaping up to be his best season yet.
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Doomguy obviously. Any other answer is for faggots.
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>>386194881
Energy weapons or explosives work well against Mjolnir armor
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>>386191786
Okay. So we have one character explained (for the most part). Any other info? I keep hearing Doomguy being more powerful in 2016 but there's still hasn't been any specific info about this. Other than this. >>386191705
>Pic nonrelavent
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>>386196456
Not mentioned about the chief is his luck. He has incredible luck
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>>386196612
Lol. Forgot about that.
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>>386196292
This is true, but like I said i'm interested to see how the armor of Samus stacks up. Right now i'm not convinced Samus could beat Chief overall. He's faced a greater variety of enemies and has better strength feats. I'm not sure how they stack tactically, but I can't imagine they're not similar.
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Sam.
On 4 games has done what Master Chief hasn't done on 5+ games. Literally Serious Sam is a never ending history.
BFE -> TFE -> TSE -> SS2 -> BFE
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>>386191954
If we're talking about a lore centered fight then this is what we should be talking about.
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>>386196456
>For the most part
Not really anon. Like the guy said he was lazy so there's definitively a lot more to him and to an average Spartan 2. My knowledge of Halo is rusty thought but I do remember something about one single Spartan 2 can wipe out an army. I should also mention that Spartans never die. They're just missing in action ;)
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>>386197146
What has Sam done that Chief hasn't though? From what I understand they're on pretty comparable levels.
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>>386197470
Sam did it all in a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of converse.
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>>386197289
>343i will never show spartans doing cool fights and flips in battle like rooster teeth and seeing on what spartans are capable of, let alone spartan 2s, they'll just won't implement that in the games

Darn you 343i!!!!!!!!!
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>>386189365
He's talking about serious sam dingus
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>>386188221
Godfuckingdamnit, we need a game similar to Broforce but with all these characters.
Shit would be fucking awesome
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>>386197470
Simple anon. Samus is hot and made from the Japanese so she get's tons of attention. Master Chief is western and thanks to 343, he's losing his popularity and coolness.
>>386197587
Reeeeee! Don't remind me anon!
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>>386197470
Has Master Chief killed a god on a pair of converse and jeans? Has he killed 2 big semi-gods? Has he looped the entire universe? I guess so.
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>>386195784
>>386197587
S-s-samefag?
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>>386197765
I think he was saying Sam "Serious" Stone, not Samus Aran, anon...
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>>386197609
>>386197587
After doing further research, Sam would win, but this fight was a spite from beginning. Early history video game story telling that got out of control and couldn't be used for legitimate battle threads. No different from the soldiers of Warhammer, Samus is just Sci-Fi to far out of reality.
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>>386197940
Hmm.
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>>386188221
The only people on there that could even put up a fight against Duke are the doomslayer and JC Denton w/GEP gun.
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I think serious sam has the biggest guns
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>>386188221
Doomguy is the most terrifying out of all nine of those characters, I'd rather him be on my side than staring down the barrel of his super shotgun
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>>386197993
He'll just use his luck to not run into her ;)
Just imagine batman fans though.
>Batman will analyse everything
>Create a bullshit plan or device
>????
>Profit (win)
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>>386189065
Master Chief is physically stronger.
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Run away by myself, and if one of them is about to kill me I'll an hero. This will result in a "mission failed" state, and I can use this as many times as I want until I escape for good.
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>>386198468
That pisses me off, because even Batman admits he'd get his ass kicked by Superman, regardless of prep time, if he actually wanted to kill.
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>>386196456
Here ya go. Straight from the wiki.

Name: Doomguy/Doom Marine, his real name is unofficial but it's either Flynn "Fly" Taggart (in the novels), B.J. Blazkowicz III (in Doom RPG), Stan Blazkowicz (in Doom II RPG), or John Kane (Doom 3 novels)

Origin: DOOM

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown, appears to be in his late twenties to early thirties

Classification: Human, US Space Marine Captain

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman strength, speed, durability, reactions, stamina and pain tolerance, expert marksman and hth combatant, capable strategist, master with many different firearms and weapons, skilled chainsaw user, his Mega armor can shield him from gunfire, melee attacks and superheated plasma shots with its energy shield, can increase his strength and durability for a limited time with Berserker, can increase his strength, durability and slow down time for a limited time with The Artifact, can absorb the lifeforce of his victims and transfer it into the himself with Soul Cube, has high resistance to hellfire and toxic waste, Cross-universal teleportation portals (Can survive entrance in both demonic and technological interdimensional portals)
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>>386198915
Continuation....

Attack Potency: At least Wall level to Small Building level with most weapons, Small Building level to Building level with with various weapons such as rocket launchers and plasma guns, Large Building level with Soul Cube, Wall level with physical blows, Large Building level physical blows with Berserk or The Artifact, Town level with the BFG 9000.

Speed: Subsonic+ (He can run at speeds of 57-65 mph with ease and can outrun rockets with his full metal armor), High Hypersonic reflexes/reaction time (Capable of reacting to Plasma Rifle shots and even faster projectiles, that are at least comparable to solar winds), at least High Hypersonic with heightened reflexes with The Artifact (Much higher than before)

Lifting Strength: Class 5 (The original Doom 1 manual says Baron of Hell "weighs as much as a pickup truck") to Class 25 (Cyberdemons is about 5-6 times taller than a human and has 216 times the mass as a human, or approximately 18713 kg), Class K with Berserk (Increases his strength tenfold)

Striking Strength: Wall Class (Can punch out demons with his bare hands), Large Building Class with Berserker or The Artifact (He can punch Cyberdemons to death, which can take rocket launcher and high-powered energy weapons blasts without flinching)

Durability: At least Wall level without his armor, Small Building level with his Megaarmor, at least Large Building level with Berserker or The Artifact. He can use the powerups of hell without any problem; said supernatural items are capable of rendering either normal humans and demons insane, induces pain and/or destroys the internal organs.

Stamina: Massively Superhuman (Can survive for a long time without eating and drinking, resisting hell's temperature, battle for hours on end without rest and even running at great speeds without tiring)

Range: Extended melee range, several thousand meters with ranged weapons
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>>386188221
Duke > Doomguy > Sam > Samus > Nanoman > Sam Master Chief > Dude Sex > BJ
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Much as I want to run the waifu the correct answer is Doomguy.
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>>386199092
And some more. This is bullshit I know but they're the ones who wrote this, not me.

Standard Equipment: His Megaarmor, brass knuckles, fire axe, grenades, flashlight, fire extinguisher, Chainsaw, Pistol, Shotgun, Super Shotgun, Machine Gun, Chaingun, Rocket Launcher, Plasma Gun, BFG9000, Unmaker (only hurts demons), Grabber (gravity gun), Soul Cube, Berserker and The Artifact

Intelligence: Is one of Earth’s toughest, hardened in combat and trained for action, can use any conventional tool and armament. He is an excellent military tactician; can come up with attack strategies and adapt on the fly while dealing with any threat. His actions have led to the downfall of numerous amount of demonic invaders’ plans. Has a lot of experience fighting demons, has single-handedly beaten a wide variety of monstrous demonic creatures in combat, stopped multiple demonic invasions, and has invaded Hell itself and destroyed very powerful demons.

Weaknesses: His energy shields from his armor doesn't regenerate
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>>386188221
>Other M Samus
>killing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>386199216
>His energy shields from his armor doesn't regenerate
Master Chef confirmed GOAT
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Can't go wrong with Duke, Doom Marine or Sam.
The other are shit tier like Samus.
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>>386199092
>He can run at speeds of 57-65 mph with ease and can outrun rockets with his full metal armor
How drunk and autistic were the creators?
Guy 1: Mine can lift a car.
Guy 2: W-w-well MINE can outrun a rocket!
Guy 1: Wtf?
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My answer would probably be none of these, because half of these would get me killed even while sticking by there side because of there personality / their luck. BJ for example has excellent luck for keeping himself alive, but as a trade off almost all of his allies have to get killed.
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>>386188221
>Implying anyone here stands a chance against Samus.

She fucking devours planets.
She has fist fought creatures bigger and stronger than stuff that can pummel 117 into dust. (Who is probably the most physically capable one here)
She has destroyed cyber demon equivalents on multiple occasions without even having her full arsenal.
She has eradicated multiple and entire alien species which other far more technologically advanced races have feared or were annihilated by.
Her suit manipulates matter and energy.
Conventional weapons have little to no effect on her.
She can fly and her flight alone can annihilate anything that touches her.
She can run fast enough to obliterate solid walls without harming herself.

She literally only has to run into anyone on this list and they will blow up. She can literally somersault into anyone on this list and obliterate them.

But if were talking Other M Samus, she will probably break down crying at the sight of the other contenders, needing her ass to be rescued by Anthony and still need permission from her daddy figure to wallow in her own fear pissing.
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>>386199216
That intelligence description is bullshit.
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>>386199526
>New game
>Fuck! My armor!
>Well better go find them...
Every fucking time!
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>>386199609
Like I said. I didn't write it.
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>>386190867
>teleports behind u
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>>386199392
It's like rock, paper, scissors again. That one kid will say either blackhole or god because they must always win. I find Spiderman more interesting than Superman since spiderman doesn't have OP powers and tries to figure out shit out. For supes, they just nerf him and when he's "almost beaten" he'll just get up and probably say "well since this guy is tougher than my usual typical Joe I fight, I outta use my full strength right?" No hate on any superman fans but god damn I'm not completely wrong.
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I hate these odds.
>>386188424
i'd agree with this, but the whole setup is still outrageous. Duke is always too brutaly singled out, treated as some sort of monstrous aberation, he abolutely outght to have Lo Wang by his side.

And of course, to properly fill out the setup, I'll offer my dear close asian friend comming along to serve the picture-illustrated-function for Mr. Wang.
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>>386200324
>figure out shit out
Arg my English!
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>>386190161
Metroid Prime's stepfather
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>>386200324
It's why comic book Captain America is my favorite superhero: He tries to be the pure symbol of good like Superman, but he's nowhere near as powerful and even falls short of his ambition.
Like an actual person.
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>>386200505
I haven't read much of him but he's good too. The movie civil war was bullshit though.
>Muh friend

In spider man homecoming (spoiler btw) Iron Man said to Spider-Man that Cap could've easily took beat him. I know in this version of spiderman he's just starting out but I wouldn't say "easily"
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>>386200019
heh
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>>386198496
How many guns can that guy carry again :^)
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>>386201170
He can toss a tank with one hand :^)
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>>386200912
I meant to say "could've" not "took" on the first part.
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>>386201060
or maybe a bit more like this, definitly not this meaty though.
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>>386201274
Sam, Duke, and Doomguy can wipe out an entire alien/demon batallion, not like Master Chief needed the power of a fucking spacial ring to "destroy" some cantonese imitation of zombie.
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>>386201060
>that small ass bush
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>>386188221

Doomslayer
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>>386201408
But can they flip a tank anon?
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>>386201408
See this. >>386197289
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>>386188221
Samus would be best at protecting you.
But Doomguy can solo pretty much everyone else on there.
Honorable mention to Chief.
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>>386188221
I feel Sam(Vanquish) has the best track record when it comes to saving people, the rest tend to either solo it or show up after shit has gone down.
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>>386188424
ITS TIME TO CHEW ASS AND KICK GUM AND IM ALL OUT OF ASS
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>>386201408
But batman can easily just take care of them all solo ;)
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>>386201673
>Needs fucking hormones, alternated genes, being a child soldier since 4-5, and use regenerating energy shields to wipe an entire alien army
>Fucking Duke and Sam are total humans, wearing fucking normal clothes yet saves earth, and Sams kills a god and makes a time-paradox
Good bait.
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>>386201408
So they can't flip tanks eh?
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>>386202239
No ;_;, but they can destroy aliens without needing to destroy a fucking galaxy in the process.
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Metroid and Chief, the rest are significantly weaker.
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>>386202084
>total humans
>total
>humans
Hmmm....
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>>386200486
Original Lo Wang wouldn't give a shit about saving somebody.
Modern Lo Wang maybe would give a shit. Maybe.
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>>386202084
>and Sams kills a god and makes a time-paradox
When was this, in Sam 2?
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>>386202347
If they can't flip a tank anon, then I'm afraid I have to side with the Chief.
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>>386202515
Sam kills mental at SS2, and the paradox was made at BFE, resulting on the repetition of the whole saga over and over.
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>>386202084
>Fucking Duke and Sam are total humans, wearing fucking normal clothes
I think they're so advanced, that they just make the armor look like regular clothing to show off how powerful they are. Unfair anon. Unfair.
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>>386189481
anon are you having a stroke?
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All shitposts aside.

Doomguy is unironically way, way above everybody here. Its not fair at all to have him here because there's no way he can lose.

It'd be like unleashing Kenshiro into DragonBall. They'd get absolutely fucking destroyed by their great granddaddy.
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>>386202746
T-that's right. ;_;
A pair of converse is the most powerful armor ever.
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>>386202848
Yeah, yeah. But he can't even flip a single tank
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>>386201408
>this Stoat killed a rabbit
>this elephant didn't kill a rabbit
>so Stoat>>>>>>Elephant :^)
Fuck you
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>>386202848
>>way way above samus
Fuck I hate you nu-doom circle jerkers.
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>>386202946
And all Chief has is metal armor in the battle field and still does a lot of damage to armies. I bet if chief had those converse, he would definitely stomp.
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>>386203094
Oh no lost my armor again whoops! :D

Nah, fuck off waifufag. Samus is bottom tier Aliens wannabe bullshit. Ripley is superior protag.
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>>386188221

Doomguy to protect me.

Who actually thinks anyone else would stand a chance against him?
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>>386189445
Underrated
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Fucking shitpost.
Clearly Roach and Ghost from MW2 are better than this punks.
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>>386203094
Sorry Metroid Friend. As strong as Samus is, feats accounted, I don;t think she can take Doomguy.
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>>386203264
>Ghost
Who invited this guy?
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>>386202445
Well, then a fraction of those other eight have to have a specific reason for wanting to kill a very eager-to-please, sensitive, docile asian girl, and Lo Wang has to have a reason for wanting to show them their place.
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>>386188221
Top row is great
>Samus in her suit is the most physically powerful character there
>DOOD cannot be killed
>Halo has the ultimate possible plot armor
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>>386203171
The problem is Master Chief. He thinks a 500 pounds armor is better than a 50$ converse.
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>>386190058
That's not Nomad, it's Prophet. Prophet survived a fall from space and has much better feats than Ranger/JC
Crysis 3 is shit
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Once Master Chief evolves into an Ancient Human in Halo 6 Doom cucks will cry,
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Better question. Which of them would you let fuck your gf/wife while you watched?
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>>386188221
Having a hard time choosing between the Master Chief and Samus.

Also Other M Samus, really dude, you couldn't use Samus Returns Samus?
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>>386188221
Samus has the highest power level without question
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>>386203339
Yeah, you're right.
Or if you get enough money, but I wouldn't count that much, he kinda sucks at it and almost always mess things up.
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>>386203392
>Most physically powerful character there
>Dongguy grabs nuclearpowered hell energy from nuke-proof glass and eats it whenever he wants to carry more ammo
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>>386199092
>Stamina: Massively Superhuman (Can survive for a long time without eating and drinking, resisting hell's temperature
> resisting hell's temperature
Just crank up the temperature slightly. That'll do it.

>>386203487
Leave him alone. He didn't have a choice when he was kidnapped as a kid.
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>>386188221
Blazko. He doesn't fuck around.
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either Samus or Vanquish guy

Everyone knows how fucking powerful and advanced Samus is, aparently Vanquish guy is super powerful as well (he is from a game in the cuhrayzee genre after all)

Id probably go after Samus because I can stick my cock in her tits
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Friendly reminder that Sam is the son of a god, Doomguy is probably some class of Demon due to explanations given on DOOM 4, and Duke is American, literally Trump.
Can't go wrong.
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Guys I keep hearing how high and mighty these characters are but I just can't understand that they can't flip a single god damn tank!
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Doomguy is a self insert of yourself and D44M heavily implies the player is his guardian angel giving him literally unbeatable abilities and skill.

Doomguy is plot armor beyond plot armor.
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>>386191630
Underrated.
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>>386188221
Prophet has transforming ubertech nanomachines that can reverse engineer bioweapons and take ANY form by the end of 3

He's the ultimate adaptable fighting machine

He can also lift 100 fucking tons
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>>386196456
People have his armor lore wrong. It's almost indestructible.
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>>386204039
>more plot armor than Chief
Nah son.
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>>386204158
Captain America's shield level indestructible? If so, sauce?
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>>386204153
Still no match for armor powered by the blood of literal demons and blessed by a holy angel
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>>386204039
Cortana is Chief's angel ;)

>>386204039
Come back when he can flip a tank.
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>>386204267
Calling them "literal demons" is not impressive when every character there could kick their ass.
Both Metroid and Halo have aliens in their universes that are way way above any "literal demon" in DOOM.
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>>386204194
Chief is just some rando that lucked his way into the spartan program. He's his own character.

Doomguy is literally you. As evidenced by Locke replacing chief, you don't need MC at all because he's disposable now. you can't get rid of the player themselves however, therefore Doomguy is invincible to a meta degree.
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>>386204265
play the game/google it. The armor is not entirely indestructible.
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>halofags sucking off muh cheef
Halo lore is dumber than Borehammer 40Gay and that's saying something.
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I keep hearing chief and DOOM, but I would rather pick a REAL guardian. It's even in the name.
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>>386204449
>Chief is just some rando that lucked his way into the spartan program
He's the literal chosen one since Halo 5.
>Doomguy is literally you
>you can't get rid of the player themselves however, therefore Doomguy is invincible to a meta degree.
Nice head canon.
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>>386204039
>Doomguy is plot armor beyond plot armor.
In all fairness, m8, if you're going to introduce plot armor into this fight then Master Chief wins instantly. He's fucking mastered the art of plot armoring.
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>>386204267
Doesn't matter if it's 1v1 and Doom Slayer has no argent to absorb
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>>386204385
>Holding actual for real magic and space time destroying demons to the same level as NUBNUBNUB WORTWORTWORT retards and LE TUBES aliens

Really want your special CoD man in his nanomemechine armor to be relevant huh?
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>>386204584
Prophet is more secretly OP than anyone on this list

He has nanosecond reaction times, can reverse engineer anything, can transform into any appearance, has an Alien AI inside him, and can absorb literally any form of energy and use it.
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>>386204486
I never said "entirely indestructible". Also, Cap's shield isn't nearly indestructible either. I was just using it as a reference.
>>386204563
>Bungie dropped down to 343i's level
Well fuck.
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>>386188221
Samus
>She can fucking create blackholes
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>>386204568
>Design docs and developer commentary along with the ads of the game all state Doomguy is just you, the player
>headcanon
>343 lover

Nice to know you're just a brainwashed normie. Kill yourself.
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>>386204727
Forerunners literally shit over Doom guy and demons.
They can easily manhandle space marines.
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>>386204561
>halofags
>Got 'em guds!
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>>386204904
Oh the same Forerunners that an average Marine takes down with a 40 year old battle rifle? The same ones that got wiped out by space mushrooms?

Yeah okay kid don't make me laugh haha.
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>>386204849
>>386205007
It's supposed to be a friendly thread guys....
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>>386204996
>implying -fags is a derisive suffix on 4chan
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>>386205089
>Friendly thread
>the OP is nothing but powerlevel wank discussion
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>>386205007
>the same Forerunners that an average Marine takes down with a 40 year old battle rifle?
This literally never happens? Are you thinking sentinel drones are forerunners?
Forerunners are like The Didact who took a nuke to the face and survived.
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JC. He WAS a police officer after all.
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>>386204563
God damn did Bungie go downhill after Halo 3.

I still can't choose between Samus and Chief. I will just choose them both.
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>>386204796
> I keep hearing Doomguy being more powerful in 2016
>People have his armor lore wrong. It's almost indestructible.

I did tips.
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>tfw nobody played Crysis 3 so they all ignore the strongest dude on the list
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>>386191790
That's one doomed space marine
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>>386204796
Not even 343's this bad
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>>386205229
Ol' Assface Mcgee aint shit without a shield, bruh
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>>386205141
I guess I got guds. He can flip a tank though ;)
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>>386188221
Doomguy. He'll blast the competition away with one BFG blast and finish the stragglers off with the SSG.
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>>386205451
still really silly
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>>386205479
doomguy and d44mguy are not the same
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Better question is who would win between master chief and the marathon guy?
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>>386188221
Sam
The others are pussies, yes that includes nu-BJ and nu-Doomguy
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>>386205479
BFG works on demons since it tracks argent energy :^)
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samus

her tech is far and away more advanced than anything any of the others have going on, just get flown out to a comfy place hidden away deep in federation space or an ol' chozo vacation world, have a space-pint, and wait for the whole thing to blow over
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>>386205191
>Excuses
Come on now.
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>>386205541
Marathon officer is stronger than anybody else in the thread.
He's a super advanced robot that survives the collapse of the universe.
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>>386192625
PROD WITH THE PROD
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So you're being protected by your chosen vidya guy when all of a sudden this gilded motherfucker drops down 1,000,000 feet at the speed of legs and triangular gates your protector into total nonexistence before hosing down whoever's still alive with his 500 round minigun.
Wat do?
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>>386204563
This.
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>>386205534
Yes they are you moron
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>>386204039
you d44m faggots are a fucking embarrassment along with the game
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>>386205778
>Wat do?
Gain brouzouf
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>>386192759
Nah nu-doom was great but had some modern bloat. Bet you didn't even play on nightmare fag
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>>386205534
Technically speaking, D44mguy is still Doomguy and an even stronger incarnation of him (since he kicked hell's ass to death's door after 64).
>>386205550
The BFG I know and love isn't the fucking Unmaker. OG BFG or go home.
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>>386205856
>purist triggered once again
wew
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>>386202084
The flood destroyed two tier 1 civilizations and Chief destroyed the flood. Plus his luck is like Samus has an unexpected brain aneurysm and Doomguy gets sucked into a black whole for no reason. Like seriously, the Chief has so much plot armour that it's his con super power.
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>>386205856
hur dur muh mistah cheef muh superer tayst

I bet you don't even play videogames (aside from waifushit, you worthless loner) anymore
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>>386205947
not a purist but the new game is just fucking garbage
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This guy wins
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>>386205949
>Has to use a universe-destroying machine built centuries ago to stop some chinese zombies that could easily have overpowered him had he not used it
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>>386206012
I didn't like it at first but it is fun
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Yo where Turok at?
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>>386188221
Doomguy with the Russian Overkill mod.
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>>386205191
And yet somehow it's been fun.
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>>386206116
>chinese zombies
What?
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>>386188221
This is basically a choice between samus and doomguy. Samus has the most raw firepower and but doomguy has sheer force of will, no matter who you picked the end result would be them dueling
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>>386206012
Nah, you're just a contrarian.
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>>386189515

You literally know nothing about Doomguy.
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>>386206236
The Flood are just a Chinaman's description of spooky scary zombies.

>>386206259
>Samus with more firepower than Doomguy

Nani?
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Samus by a mile.
Her mobility and ability to detect hidden threats are both vital.
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>>386206259
But here's the twist. Spartans never die.
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>>386205949
I hate phone posting. Black hole* and canon* superpower.
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>>386206138
opposite for me, I liked it at first and it opens with some decent levels but quickly became apparent how poorly designed and "run of the mill" modern fps it really is
not allowed to criticise it in any way otherwise the dumb fanboys will jump down your throat >>386206265
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>>386188221
>meme answer
doom guy, or maybe sam
>non meme answer
Samus
Anything else is incorrect
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Better question is how awesome would a Halo X Metroid game be with Master Chief and Samus traveling the galaxy looking for Chozo and Forerunner artifacts and fighting Covenant, Space Pirates, Flood, and Metroids?
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>>386206116
Meh. Doesn't change that his plot armour is canon. Can't touch that. He might as well be God for all anyone can do to him. Putting that aside though my vote goes to Doomguy. I love halo but I ain't stupid enough to bet against Doomguy.
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>>386206359
>Spooky
>Scary
Had to use two words that relates with the word fearful. Well shit man, I would use a universe destroying machine too anon.
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>>386206457
Hm. You seem like you're just a contrarian that doesn't actually like videogames. Maybe go try a hobby you might actually be good at?
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You either take doomguy as your protector just to not have him after you, and almost surely die anyway because it's doomguy, or take one of the others and pray.

JC Denton or Samus Aran would have the best likelihood of actually keeping you alive, IMO. Samus might have her ship and be able to just perpetually outrun and hide from the rest of them (afaik Samus' ship is science-fantasy FTL tech, and the only one on this grid from such a universe). Denton has the power of being from an immersive sim universe which gives him incomparable latitude/flexibility (eg. negotiation, he could probably convince a lot of the hunters to fuck off, and it would be a totally valid 'defeat').
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Depends on the writer of the fight's story. Literally this I'm not joking.
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>>386206420
There was literally a movie in which the plot was 300 of them dying dramatically
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>>386206754
No I just don't like that one because I've played enough good games to make the distinction
I can understand why people coming from halo, CoD etc would like it as it is a breath of fresh air for them but it is in no way a good game.
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>>386206983
>Not knowing where the tank flipping joke originated from
It's literally on this thread anon.
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>>386207060
Tell us of a good shooter then. I'm curious if you have particular taste or just as much of a douchebag contrarian as you seem.
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>>386207060
Hmmmm. Nah. You're just a contrarian. Waifu simulators and 20 year old CD-ROM adventures aren't games.
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>>386207060
>Not wanting fresh air
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>>386207128
>referencing entirely different spartans
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Fucking fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPrXq-ViSCw
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>>386188221
The Vanquish guy, JC Denton or Master Chief. I think against eight you'd be fucked though, regardless of who here protects you. Makes Duke a feasible option for lulz.
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>>386207269
>Still not knowing where the tank flipping joke originated from
Just look a little harder anon. I promise you it's here. You'll get it eventually.
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>>386207225
The original Doom and the original quake are the gold standard obviously
>>386207262
the point is that just because it isn't a regurgitation of a Cod/halo
design formula etc doesn't automatically make it good
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>>386207578
>Still not wanting to breath fresh air
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>>386207710
maybe for you but I don't play those terrible games in the first place
there are plenty of good games if you get your head out of your ass
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>>386194267
this is true, he could probably hide you forever. it's not like some of the others are really smart enough to find you anyway.
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>>386207578
And what the hell makes those games so good compared to other modern shooters. I love the classics but I would rather Goldeneye than classic Doom and Halo CE over Goldeneye. Simply being old and pixelated does not the best game of all time make.
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>>386207406
The number of weak mooks they mowed down doesn't really mean anything in this context though
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>>386207813
>Ew. Fresh air.
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>>386207406
>45k kill count
>30k are headless kamikazes and another 10k are kleers
Wooow how amazing.
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>>386207813
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>>386207876
>what the hell makes those games so good compared to other modern shooters.
get a load of this guy
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>>386207980
My favorite bait pic.
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There needs to be an FPS equivalent of Super Smash Bros.
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>>386208096
Halo
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>>386207406
This. Also you killed 2 giant warlocks, your own father and god, and made a paradox.
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>>386207578
>>386207813
So, you really were just a contrarian then? Glad you guys are so obvious, haha.
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Neo/v/ betting on masterchef. lol
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What now motherfucker
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>>386208096
there was an old quake2 and quake 3 mod that had characters from several series all kinda mashed together each with different "stats" and abilities
QC is doing a similar thing and look how that is turning out...
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>>386208096
>FPS smash bros
>Uses Arena shooter gameplay as the base
>Weapons from each character's arsenal is spread across the map
>Powerups from the repsective games are also there
>Arenas are designed around key areas from the different games
>Movement for each are slightly altered to resemble the game they came from
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>>386188424
Fuck yeah
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I choose Noble Six. Hes made entire milita groups disappear
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>>386208645
Couldn't even make the entire Covenant disappear while Chief butt fucked the entire empire for three games while shitting on an extragalactic parasite at the same time.
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>>386208803
You realize Chief owes his life to Six, right? Chief was a helpless little bitch and Six had to save him from the scary aliens.
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>>386208991
What the fuck are you on about? All Six did was carry an updated version of Cortana to Chief
>>
Who would win?
>caleb
Vs
>lo wang
Vs
>duke
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>>386209084
K, you never played Reach. Go fuck yourself, kid.
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>>386208991
Reach never happened
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>halo posters
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>>386209286
OG or reboot Lo Wang?
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>>386209543
Yes it did, 343 cuckle
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>>386209301
Reach isn't even a Halo game lol.
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>>386209671
Lmao not an argument.
>>
>>386209556
>shittalking Halo CE

Nigger that game was solid
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>>386209671
It is, is the prequel to Halo: CE.
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>>386188221
I choose Darksydephil.
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>>386209643
No it didn't

>>386209671
This

>>386209812
Reach holds the same canon value as Other M, it doesn't exist.
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>>386209951
reach didnt ruin its series like Other M did
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>>386209812
Then why doesn't it say Halo anywhere?
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>>386209951
Mmmmh. Yeah, it did. Halo: Reach. Mainline title. Officially developed by Bungie.

Better than 3, as well. To deny it exists denies 4-5-6 exist b t w so make up your mind, kiddie.
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>>386209809
Nigger do you even know how old that image is?
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>>386188221
Ok since it is pretty much agreed that Doomguy beats everyone here, is there any FPS character not pictured here that can beat him?
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>>386188221
Doomguy

Also Samus is useless garbage and could not escape Frigate Orpheon in 7 fucking minutes. Doomguy could go to hell and bring back Satan's head in less time.
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>>386210067
Yes it did

>>386210204
Reach is a spin off title and it was made by nuBungie, all the guys that made Halo 1-3 left after Halo 3. It was the worst in the series I would go as far as even put 343's games over it.
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>>386210359
>Also Samus is useless garbage and could not escape Frigate Orpheon in 7 fucking minutes.
I escaped it with like 3 minutes to spare last time I played
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>>386210351
max level EYE character probably would win.
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>>386189678
>so fast she couldn't shoot the hatchling before it raped and discarded her

Master Chief has superhuman reflexes, your shitty waifu does not.
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>>386188221
Samus is BY FAR the strongest. The only one that's really a threat is Doomguy because he's relentless and won't stay dead
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>>386210376
>"If I don't like something I just put 'nu' infront of it like that's a valid statement"

Nah. Reach is mainline and interacts with the main story. 100% canon, get over it.
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>>386210351
and Samus
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Samus assuming she has her mp2 gear. If not then doomguy
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>>386194252
False. Her armor couldn't withstand a wall bump.
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>>386210595
It's a spin off and it contradicts Halo 1-3 mixed with the lore as well. That piece of shit doesn't fit in the series canon. So what is canon if Reach is canon, nothing. So Reach has to be thrown out of canon for everything else Halo 1-3, the novels, comics, and everything else to actually fit.
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>>386210580
Samus couldn't defeat the baby, let alone Doomguy.

The only good waifufag is a dead waifufag.
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>>386210525
Samus trained by dodging lasers without assistance on Zebes.
A planet with over 800 times the gravity of earth.
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>>386188221
Samus has interdimensional alien God powers and the rest are just dudes with guns
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>>386210819
>A planet with over 800 times the gravity of earth
Not even him but get the fuck out.
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Samus and Master Chief
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>>386210421
You didn't, she fails to escape in time and gets her armor destroyed always. She is the weakest character on the chart.
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>>386210764
Mmmmmh. No. Sounds like you're just trying to wank Chief some more and ignore other characters that prove he isn't all that.

Nice try pal, Reach fits fine and your dumb little trilogy suffers no worse for it.
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>>386190058
Ridley is one of the most feared people in the universe and can literally take on capital size space ships on his own.
>>
>>386211018
>>386210953
>>386210819
>>386210860
Waifufags fuck off, you're the cancer.
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>>386210860
Samus failed to defeat a single hatchling. Failed to defeat Mother Brain right afterwards. Ran from SA-X like a bitch. Failed to defeat the Omega Metroid.

Samus is weak as shit, the weakest of all listed. Doomguy had as a perfect record.
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>>386210351
Daniel. He is tied with the Caleb from Blood as the strongest fps characters.
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>>386210980
Reach doesn't fit period, I'm not even doing it to wank Chief, the fucked Halo canon in the ass, had terrible level design, shit story, shit characters, breaks all forms of canon to exist, shit multiplayer, firefight, gameplay, and Forge was gray as shit. The game drop the series traditional colors for brown and gray, added motion blur, and added film grain making the game look like complete shit. It barely even resembled a Halo game. The actually started looking like an actual Halo game when Bungie finally fucked off and gave the game to Certain Affinity, who's main guy worked on Halo 1-3.
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>>386207876
I literally want new good shooters with original good mechanics but they don't really succeed at all.
>>
Samus.

I'd take her armor off and fuck her then get that sweet release of death from the other 8 killing me.
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>>386211102
This, anyone who says Samus is an autistic waifufag who did not play her actual games where she is BTFO and jobbing constantly by the weakest foes.

Meanwhile Doomguy is fighting Satan himself.
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>>386211102
>Samus waifu
Stop playing Smash, faggot

>>386211296
*game
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rooting for the one that can shoot black holes assuming those stupid moth fucks didn't take ability back
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>>386211296
Hello 343 fag. Reach is honestly better than 3 and brings a fresh perspective to the series. It wasn't afraid to move past the generic enviroments the past 3 games forced on you and even let you customize your character, not to mention spiced up the otherwise bland and lifeless multiplayer with colorful new abilities and maps.

Sorry man, Reach is fantastic and you can pack up and move on with 343 to the travesty Halo is now.
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>>386188221
Just lol if you think any of the others are even remotely close to as strong as Doomguy, Duke or Sam.

Since Doomguy is also an unkillable literal demon now as well, he would have to be the choice for who protects you since you absolutely do no want him against you.
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>>386211407
>number of unique posters didn't increase

More waifu autismos samefagging to white their shitty blank slate waifu
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>>386211102
Husbandofags fuck off, you're the cancer.
>>386211168
Doomguy couldn't endure Phazon corruption because he's a normal human raised on Earth, Samus on the other hand was raised in a very difficult place by literal Gods which made her very strong both physically and mentally. That guy is just some soldier with a gun
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>>386211548
>muh Gods
>cannot defeat a single hatchling

Samus is automatically weaker than any JRPG character ever since they fight deities in the end. Samus cannot defeat a single jellyfish thing or an overgrown brain.
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>>386211168
Yes. Because literally fucking anyone on this list would be able to do anything and against the SA-X or an Omega Metroid.
Doomguy would just casually blow them up with a rocket or super shotty then keep running like nothing happened.
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>>386211482
>Reach was my first Halo the post
There's a game for people like you, it's called Destiny go play that piece of shit since you like sucking nuBungie dick. The only good Bungie were the ones that made Halo 1-3 after Bungie finished Halo 3, they went to shit. All their games even before Halo was good until after Halo 3. All of the good people left and the idiots were put in the lead and all of Bungie's games went to shit.
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>>386188424

ALL BETS ON THE DUKE!
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>>386199392
But Doomguy does move fast as fuck in the games, him and Ranger from Quake both move at roughly the speed of a car.
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>>386211548
You're retarded. You have to be. I refuse to believe this is bait because waifufags like you really do exist.
>>
It's pretty annoying seeing all this doomguy wankery. Most of the arguments come down to "but doomguy rip and tears thru hell lol nobody else can do that". Take a step back for just one moment and realize that anyone on that list can do what doomguy has done and a lot more effectively too. The demons simply aren't that big of a threat, their only advantage is the seemingly endless amount of them. If you want to argue doomguy talk about how he can casually outrun motorized vehicles and can punch demons into giblets.

For my money both the Sams aren't getting enough appreciation. Gideon has AR mode and amazing dodging which gives him the advantage in almost any situation, and Serious can backpedal at the same speed that most characters run while maintaining a completely stable firing pattern.
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>>386211728
You're just as much a faggot as him for caring about Halo period.
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>>386211704
He could. Doomguy beat Satan. He's invincible while Samus jobbed more than Yamcha.

I honestly can't think of a single videogame character who has been defeated more than Samus.
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>>386211839
Shut the fuck up and keep talking about your Wolfenstein ripoffs.
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>>386211869
Considering that Hell can get completely fucked over by conventional weapons, then many videogame characters could handle it.
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>>386211728
Lmao, you're just a master chief babby. That's cute. Go cry and whine and bitch about how your dudebro series was ruined.

This is the face of Chads, everybody. Crybabies that throw a tantrum when their video game bros arent in every single mainline game.
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>>386211776
Hello contrarian. Angry your waifu isn't the top pick, or maybe assmad because your favorite oh so stoic green space marine can't compete with the original green space marine? That's too bad. Try a forum where kids your age can admire stupid things, haha.
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>>386211703
>Muh Satan
Doomguy could never beat Metroid Prime or endure phazon corruption due to him being mentally amd physically inferior for the aforementioned reason. On a one on one fight between a woman using technology that is so advanced no one even fully understand and a guy with a shotgun the woman will win, hell just her suit and cannon would be more than enough to beat him
>>386211757
You're retarded. You have to be. I refuse to believe this is bait because antiwaifufags like you really do exist.
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>>386212320
Ah, not a waifufag.

A crazed, degenerate trans"woman" trying to self insert as Samus.

Haha, kys.
>>
>>386212149
Oh boo hoo, the little faggot is crying because, his alien, weak ass ODST, cheap ass spartan, and his power ranger were hated by the actual fans because they were all worthless failures. Master Chief will always be king baby. Now go play your non-canon prequel you fucking Reachfag.
>>
>>386212320
Doomguy > Satan > a single Metroid hatchling > Samus
>>
Man I just said Noble Six earlier so people might get some feels about all the dying I didn't expect a war to break out over if Reach was Canon or not.
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>>386190058
>Sam doesn't have weaponry as powerful as Doomguy

Sam has almost exactly the same, including the Serious Bomb which is an insta-kill for everything in a 750m radius, a parrot with a bomb around its nech and a device that drops safes, pianos and bathtubs through time and space onto an enemy.
>>
>>386212405
What the fuck are you talking about?
Why are you so mad?
>>386212457
Samus>Metroid Prime>Doomguy>Some red dude with horns
>>
>>386212406
Last time I checked, you threw a tantrum because Reach *IS* canon, lmao. It must suck being such a loser that you have to attach yourself to a generic dudeman with a deep voice to get any sense of self worth, huh? Face it kiddo, Chief overstayed his welcome and that's why 343 is replacing him with Locke. A strong black man. Actual fans hate chief so much they already left the series and jumped onto the superior Destiny, btw. That's another subject! Destiny completely blows Halo lore and gameplay out of the water!
>>
>>386202721
>Sam kills mental at SS2
Actually anon that was a fake,mental put a speaker to trick sam while he escapes
>>
>>386212514
Its absolutely canon, and Six's death proved he was a better character than Chief could hope to be.
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>>386208616
there will never be a duke game as outrageous as these series of images.
ever.
>>
>>386212627
>Replacing him with Locke
HAHAHA your noob ass must have missed the news, after Halo 5 Master Chief is now the main focused for every FPS Halo game going forward and he isn't going anywhere anytime soon. This is like the third time you faggots got ass raped by the actual fans of the series. first being Halo 3, second being Halo 4, and third being Halo 6 and beyond.
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Either master chief or vanquish guy as they have access to spaceships and we can leave the other nerds behind on earth.
>>
Chief, his canon ability is plot armor
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>>386210102
Its literally called Halo: Reach
>>
>obtains an ice beam
>gets raped by a creature who is specifically weak against ice

Only Samus can be this weak and pathetic.
>>
Sam "Serious" Stone>>>>everybody
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>>386210102
Reachfags on suicide watch
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>>386212828
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>>386213120
Pic related
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>>386211548
>doomguy
>normal human
he isn't a waifu-fag he is a nintendo fag who literally knows nothing about doom
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>>386212913
>noob
>Actual fans

Don't make me laugh harder holy shit. I know a guy at work, a fat 30 year old neckbeard that lives with his parents and thinks he's tall and handsome. Doesn't even own a console but claims Halo is the greatest game series ever, and Master Chief the best protag ever. I bet you're him aren't you? Laffin at your life bruh, Chief's gay ass is getting replaced by Locke and his merry band of new spartans. (Buck is better than Chief in every aspect btw)
>>
>>386207406
Didn't even include the PDA version of serious sam.
>>
I'd unironically go with JC Jensen.
Brains over brawn every time
>>
>>386213542
So this guy's a Halo fan and he loves Master Chief. You just proved my point faggot, the fans love Master Chief, not any of these OC dunut steels.
>>
>>386213542
>be me in highschool
>casually explain to some sperg that I don't like halo because the story and gameplay is simplistic
>he spergs out and punches me in the arm
>I tower over him because he is like 4.9 feet tall
>procede to pick him up by his throat and throw him on the ground

Chads who like halo are fine, but nerds who defend it are sonic-tier autists who buy video game books.
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>>386213913

>and that's how I got fired
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>>386213796
If you want to say "actual fans" are fat losers that don't actually play the games then yeah man, those are the fans
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>>386213913
you forgot the last line
>that'll learn him to fuck with a teacher
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>>386214041
Keep being mad that your shitty OC donut steels ain't ever getting the spotlight again.
>>
>>386188221
Samus has access to the best equipment and is straight up better than all of them, no contest.
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>>386214156
Challenge me again when you actually play the games, booknerd!
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>>386214285
>he reads the books
Why are reading books when you should be playing the games, anon?
>>
>>386214251

She won't use any of them unless she has clearance.
>>
>>386188221
Samus. I'm gonna end up dead. Hopefully I'll get some nice action before it
>>
>>386214442
*you
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Metroid if she has full upgrades and feather pubes

Otherwise Captain King for the luck factor
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>>386214539
This
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>all of the Security Officer bros in this thread
based
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>>386188221
Doomguy
>>
>>386206192
canonically dead in Joshua's case
>>
>>386188994
This guy knows what's up.
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Pac Man could solo all of these guys easily
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>Pick Duke
>All other characters immediately die, only to be found by Duke in secret rooms so he can make shitty quips about them
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>thread goes from power level bullshit to kids screaming about halo
I didn't realize there was anything worse than power level wankery, good job console kiddies
>>
>>386216194

>can't do shit unless he's on drugs

nah
>>
Doomguy.
He can rip a demon's spine our their ass and beat other demons with it.
You cant get more badass than that.
>>
>>386216426
meh, Duke rips off your head and shits down your neck and Sam rips off and out hearts, eyes, heads, carapaces and kisses them as final insult.
>>
earthworm jim solos all of them without breaking a sweat
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>>386188221
Dick Kickem
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>>386188221
Samus

get in ship and fly away
>>
>>386219087
This also applies to Chief as well.
>>
>>386189171
give me the gep gun
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>>386219087
or throw everyone else into a blackhole
and throw dark dark aether at them
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>>386219143
does chief even have a canon ship that he pilots?
>>
>>386219832
Not a personal one, but he's piloted different ships in the games.
>>
>>386219971
This
>>
Doom or Duke
>>
>>386219832
he has the entire arsenal of the UNSC at his command
>>
>>386194267
I dunno man. JC is cool and all, but even with his augments he's immobile as fuck and takes an explosion like a chump. Maybe with a nano sword he'd stand a chance, but on his own he's a dead man.
>>
>>386188221
Doomguy for brutal efficiency, Sam for blazin' style
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>>386220978
JC for persuading the others to not kill you.
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>>386219143
can you make dozens of blonde-haired blue eye children with Chief after you make your escape?
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>>386221365
You could if you were a female. However, spartan II's have no interest in sex because their sex drive was pretty much removed, as to not distract them while fighting.
>>
>>386188221
sorry lads but doomguy is in a league of his own, nigga is like the ss4 gogeta of vidya
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>>386215343
Brings a tear to my eye
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>>386221521
Doomfags stop embarrassing yourselves.
>>
>>386221517
>spartan II's have no interest in sex because their sex drive was pretty much removed
Suppressed and it was a risk

>>386221365
If you're a female, yes, but that depends on if they're interested in it.
>>
>>386189445
I love how legitimately funny posts get ignored here. Good shit /v/.
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