>main theme with lyrics >levels are are just ambience

>empty as fuck
Is there a more low-effort criticism than this?

>>386160251
It feels like nintendo is trying to make a mario game as bad as sonics 3d outings just to see if they can get away with it.

Its made by Nintendo, alright? They can do no wrong. Literally anything Nintendo makes is 10/10 masterpiece classic you dumb faggot. Even if they make raping you're mom simulator, you gonna play and love it, stupid bitch.

>>386160251
does video have 8 billion views?

>>386160251
it won't be as good as 64 or Sunshine, but critics will hail it as GOAT because it's Nintendo

The Jak 1 of Mario games. There is an audience for silent flat collectathons.

>>386160516
Yes
>game is soulless\bland

>>386160516
fuck off, drone

>>386161482
Wow...

>>386160251
>main theme with lyrics

Quite observant aren't you?

>levels are are just ambience

Don't even know what you're saying here

>hat gimmick that will get old fast

The hat is an extension of marios moveset, how the fuck is that a bad thing?

>worlds are empty as fuck with hardly an platforming

Literally false

>repetitive boss battles

We have literally seen 2 boss fights and they were both very different from one another

>>386161913
>hat gimmick
>lets take all of marios movement options and toss them out for a gimmick
its pretty shitty for mario and highly doubt it will even be half as good as the time Space Station Silicon Valley did it.

The new theme sounds like some kind of fanmade song.

Is this the new TORtanic thread?

Down with vidya! Lmao

>>386162067
>>lets take all of marios movement options and toss them out for a gimmick
Diving, triple jumps, long jumps, rolling, backflips, and spin jumps are all in, and the hat adds two jump types where you can bounce on it to gain additional height, plus it can be used as a projectile for smaller enemies

>>386160251
>main theme with lyrics
Main theme is awesome af

>levels are are just ambience
Kinda pissed for this one. They do the same they did with ZBOTW. Just ambience music everywere

>hat gimmick that will get old fast
Hard to tell. If they force it like they did in sunshine, then you are right.

>worlds are empty as fuck with hardly an platforming
Mixed feelings here. Some areas looks emty AF while other dont

>repetitive boss battles
Shit, the game isnt even out yet. We know nothing.

What im mostly pissed off, is the fact the game looks easy and casualized to the end.

>>386160990

Well, I mean, they will.
I'm not agreeing that it's going to be shit, but if it is it will still sell tremendously well because it's a mario game and the Switch is game starved.

>>386160251
>I think this will go down as the Sonic '06 of Mario.
You and the rest of us bro. Seriously when was the last time a Mario game got this much hate?

>>386162295
Fuck off drone. Nobody likes your game.

>>386162067
Don't argue with shitendrones bro, they literally can't listen to logic. Just sit and watch as this becomes the most universally panned Mario game on 4chan.

>>386162724
>What im mostly pissed off, is the fact the game looks easy and casualized to the end.

Can't be any easier than 64. I think it's actually impossible to die in Bomb mob battlefield

Don't think it looks bad but the main theme for the game is eh. Outside the genre being good, I don't think the composition and instrumental arrangement of the music is impressive. Something is missing "oomf" and plus it sounds like any generic jazz song. It's a cute attempt but it's nothing special.


The singer isn't that good. She has a weak tone and a non-existent range. Her vocal technique is poor and instead of singing from her diaphragm it sounds like she's singing from her nose, which is the worst type of singing ever.

Seriously though, they couldn't have come off heavier? I heard better music in Disney movies for ffs! Plus the singer is supposed to sound like a sensual Jazz singer, right? Then why does she sound like an autistic woman who's never left her basement?

>>386162724
>They do the same they did with ZBOTW. Just ambience music everywere

I mean if you want to listen to a 30 hour loop of the hyrule field theme while you're climbing all over everything on the overworld be my guest

>>386160990
They already did. Sunshine and 3D World happened.

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>>386162937
At least the Nintendo Switch has games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAfzpGpERUw

very ambient

It looks like another Busywork: The Game. It's mostly just random tasks that don't require any thinking or skill with some (very easy) platforming thrown in between. Turning into enemies sounds fun on paper, but what they've shown so far looks boring as hell. Like those plant things. Walk slowly and extend your legs to reach platform. What's the point? Or those stone statues. Walk even slower on invisible platforms. How is this fun?

>>386160990
This. All evidence points to this being the worst game of 2018 (implying it won't be delayed LMFAO) but being shitendo they'll get away with it.

>>386162965
Nope, Odyshit is likely to be even more casualized than that.

>>386163220
The main theme is fuck cringe shit incarnate yet dronies are ok with it because shitendo.

>>386161565
>I should be able to dole out shit criticisms without being called out

>>386163968
Didn't you play Starfox Zero? Fun is dead

It will be the botw of the Mario series. A game that claims to go back to what made the series great and fail to deliver in every aspect.

>>386163620
Like what? And don't list ports or remasters or games that aren't out yet.

>>386163220
I think they used Pauline's voice actress, whoever that may be. She's got a good voice, just not a great singing voice

If you're so jaded that you can't even trust Nintendo with Mario then you should find another hobby.

>>386163968
Spitting truth at the drones yet they pull out their blunder umbrellas to block the redpill.

You're absolutely right anon. This is looking to be the most boring, cringe, reddit game of 2018. How do people say it looks good?!?

Can't wait to get the game and have a blast. Stay salty

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>>386160251
So im not alone, yes anyone with a brain on /v/ (no one) knows that this will be the first ever huge fuck up of a Mario game.

The second on I saw the real world style people next to Martio's cartoon style. I knew it. You knew it (deep down). Nintendo finally sliped up. It was inevitable.

>>386164458
>martio

post invalid

>>386161504
kek

>>386164424
Man how can anyone retaliate to such compelling arguments as 'cringe' and 'reddit'

lemme guess, is it 'normiecore-tier' too?

>Its another Lets shit on an upcoming games with weak ass bait

>main theme with lyrics

Where is the problem

>levels are are just ambience

Your words are just meaningless shitposts

>hat gimmick that will get old fast

Doubt it to be honest but its a nice addition that brings variety and "out of the box" thinking into Mario

>worlds are empty as fuck with hardly an platforming

Shitposting

>repetitive boss battles

Do i need to jump on this bosses to kill them? Wow amazing man didnt expect that in a 3D plattforming game

>>386164498
You failed to reply, please try again

>>386160251
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>>386164458
Holy shit all this shade!

Mario Odyshit Walking Simulator is getting BTFO these days.

>>386162937
>they literally can't listen to logic

Do you read yourself before posting? He said "lets take all of marios movement options and toss them out for a gimmick" which is literally false, I swear sony negros get dumber every time, must be the neogaf invasion.

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>Sonic Mania
>Mario Odyssey
>Crash N. Sane Trilogy
>all three recieved very positively by /v/
>suddenly and very recently a flood of people start making threads that all say the exact same negative and whiny things about all three games
>they make these threads at least ten times every day for all three games like they're desperate for people to hate them as much as they do

Newfag /v/irgins who actually believe they need to hate things because of board culture, or refugees from some other site who are trying too hard to assimilate into the board culture?

>>386164458
Maybe I'm looking at the wrong places, but feedback from people who have actually played the game seems to be positive with the only complaints being some of the moves were a little annoying to pull off.

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>>386164637
>namefag
>talks about shitposting

is "the sonic 06 of mario" the freshest, sickest, hippest meme of 2017 so far?

>>386160251
oh, so you've played it?

Imagine we had an ID system what we would see:
>Op
>Anon 1
>Op
>Op
>Anon 2
>Op replying to non 2
>Anon 2
>Anon 3
>Op again

Imagine beeing so butthurt you cant play another GOAT from Nintendo and the only way to get better with your feelings is to start a shitpost thread

>>386164720
I've always thought Crash sucked but Mania and Odyssey are shaping up to be pretty great.

>>386164816
They started it since the first trailer because there was a city, so those words literally held no substance.

Well let the drones shitpost to dead, the game already looks good anyway.

>>386164902
What's wrong with Crash? The trilogy are really solid games.

>>386164753
Not sure how seriously I can take the feedback, as we all know Nintendo literally has it's cock sucked by Western consumers. They could punch people in the face and people would like it

>>386164816

Yea Its amixture of autistic Sonic "fans" that still exists after decades of shit Sonic games getting pumped out of SEGAs greasy dirty ass , shitposters who after TORtanic will shit on every upcoming better game to recreat the feeling they had when Game A burned and people who dont own a Switch and are envious that the console get another good eclusive

>>386164882
id system on every board please

makes video game discussions on /pol/ literally better than /v/, minus the >video games are degenerate, sort yourself out memes

>>386160516
"Low-effort" comes to mind.

>>386165065
What I get from this is that you will hate the game no matter how much praise it gets. Which is fine but don't pretend to be the absolute truth.

if you think sonic 06 was bad because it had realistic humans (even though so did adventures which /v/ loves), you're too stupid to post on this board

ITT: Sonyroaches flaseflagging

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>>386164991
Camera angles make quite a few jumps very hard to judge which leads to all the 3D levels being worse than the 2.5D levels (and most of the levels are 3D), level design is pretty boring and predictable stuff for the most part, enemy designs are atrocious, boss battles suck, shitty vehicle levels in the third game.

You have smart people like this guy
>>386164720


And retards like this
>>386165074

>>386164458
So the only people with a brain are salty sony negros, thanks for letting me know young man!

>>386162067

>lets take all of marios movement options and toss them out for a gimmick
>has the most movement options out of any 3D Mario game

stop pretending to be fucking retarded, it's not even funny

>>386165065
Oh, ok. I just thought that was because make really solid games for the most part, but I guess now any positive words about them is down to bias.

>>386165186
The only thing that is the absolute truth here, is that it looks awful. Realistic style meeting cartoon style has never worked in anything except for a couple of movies.

>>386165245
People don't understand that the ONLY problems with Sonic 06 were the bugs, frequent loading times and the controls/physics, it had nothing to do with the setting or story (whici is irrelevant), only bandwaggon faggots are joining the criticism by pointing out things that didn't have anything to do with why the game was bad in the first place.

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>>386165074
it's not just really Sonic fans
it's the same idiots who thought Sonic Adventure wasn't the most smelliest shit in the god forsaken series

How many amiibos and special controllers will you have to buy to play this game?

>>386165339
Don't come at me with your disgusting console wars bullshit you peasant.

>>386160251
>the more I see of it, the more i'm less hyped
learn 2 grammar faggot

>>386165501
None. Same with every game.

>>386165467
>Realistic style

If you think the New Donk City humans are "realistic" then you've never had any form of human contact in your life.

>>386160251
>main theme with lyrics
Why does this bothers you?

>levels are are just ambience
>hat gimmick that will get old fast
>worlds are empty as fuck with hardly an platforming
>repetitive boss battles

Did you watch any of the treehouse gameplay?

>>386165551
I love when fanboys pretend to not be fanboys on /v/. Then post photos of consoles without a timestamp!

>>386165456
It should be something to actually consider.
Is a product actually good?
Or can I just not take this dick out of my mouth

Why is the autistic AC fag not perma banned yet? I mean fuck, that cunt can't even put on a trip so I can filter him.

>>386161239
>raping you're mom
>raping, you are mom

I'd play the fuck out of an /ss/ game. Imagine what the tiny little joycons could be used for. Are they motion sensitive?

>>386160251
>Sonic '06 of Mario.
That's already Sunshine.

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>>386160251

>worlds are empty as fuck with hardly any platforming

Yeah, look at this empty game.

>>386165682

This is Pokebarneyfag, not ACfag. Get your fags straight.

>>386165586
>realistic style
Why don't you read back over the comment you replied to a couple of times. Try to understand it a little more.

>>386160251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQ
this probably took a lot of courage to do desu, I respect this dude

>>386160251

Tldr;
>NINTENDO CAN'T HAVE TWO GOTYs IN ONE YEAR, NOOOOOO!!!

Can't wait for the inevitable 95+ on metacritic and /v/'s anal devastation. It's gonna be glorious.

>>386165675
You can just call me a Nintendo dick sucker if you want anon. I'm not going to be offended.

>>386161379
Nothing on YT has 8 billion views you spaz.

Highest viewed video is still Gangnam Style, and last I checked it was just shy of 3 billion I think.

>>386165672
You console war fags are disgusting, truly

>>386164458
Kinda of Sonic Adventure feelings.

>>386165762
They are the same person. Fucking leafcucks are a scourge.

>>386165776
If you think they're "realistic" compared to Mario you still need a brain scrubbing.

Also, the game is titled "Odyssey". An odyssey is a journey through very strange and different lands meeting strange new people and seeing strange new things. It dates back aaaaaaaaaaall the way to a famous poet, Homer, who wrote a little thing called "The Odyssey".

>>386160251
Well, Nintendo has been going down the drain over the years, in their practices, their consoles, and some of their games. So I wouldn't be surprised.

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>game isn't out
>all we've seen is some basic play throughs during E3
>there are people already shitting on this game
>there are people already defending this game
Why not wait to see what the game actually is first you fucking retards instead of hating it / loving it because it has Mario on it

>>386160251
>hat gimmick that will get old fast
This actually is a valid point. I'm concerned that the traditional platforming aspect will be toned down while the Cappy and Link Between Worlds gimmicks end up overused.

mario is for useless braindead sape children

>>386165985

Going to need some proofs, although I wouldn't be surprised if he was autistic enough to adopt two different personas for the sake of shitposting.

>>386164703

Oh look, a post written by a literal nigger. Neat!

>>386166173
>I haven't watched a single second of gameplay footage but I'm going to assume the entire game is hat tricks in order to make myself angry

>>386165882

Gangnam Style was dethroned by a Wiz Kalifa song, but THAT was surpassed by some song called "Despacito", which is now the most viewed video on youtube.

>>386166002
>a very blatant realistic style
>next to a very blatant cartoon style
>i-it's not realistic!
holy shit

>talking about Homer's Odyssey like it isn't obvious as fuck that's where they got the name

I can't even tell if people really are this stupid or just dumb false flaggers anymore.

>>386166168
See >>386166070
There is perfect precedent for this game being one of the greatest fuckups of 2018. Neo-Nintendo simply can't be trusted.

>>386166489
Probably both. These threads are just people baiting people baiting people baiting people baiting people baiting people on like fifteen levels of "irony".

>>386166489
I feel like it's a mix of both

>>386166280
>>386166326
>>386166430
>>386166564
You enjoying selecting all those vehicles and street signs?

>>386166391
And that's why there's realistic humans and dinosaurs, too. The PEOPLE are strange as well as the locations. In "The Odyssey" they meet gods and cyclopses and giant living staues and other weird creatures and people. So why are you flipping your ass off over this?

>>386166689
>he doesn't select bridges
Look at this faggot

>>386166689
>not buying 4chan pass to optimize your shitposting
Top kak, look at this pleb.

I pity y'all motherfuckers that don't appreciate
A E S T H E T I C S

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>>386166870
kek

>>386166905
a solid post newfag, ill buy one right away

>>386163620
fuck you playstation has always had the best games just because you're little switch shit is boring as fuck with no games and only ports of kids games. seriously kids like you really piss me off, who the fuck actualy thinks nintendo makes good games. grow up

>>386162937
>You and the rest of us bro. Seriously when was the last time a Mario game got this much hate?

>he doesnt remember /v/ before Mario Galaxy was released

>>386166905
Fuck off Japmoot fix your website.

>>386164369
>all the games that previously were counting for the PS4 no longer count for other platforms
Like fucking poetry.

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>>386167115
we lost him too soon.

>>386166689
>not using legacy captcha
s.m.h

>>386165493
>webm isnt named sonic adventure XD

you h ad one job

>>386164720
>>Sonic Mania
Typically /v/ doesn't take kindly to literal ROMhacks being sold for a profit. Fuck off Christian Whitehack.

>>Mario Odyssey
See OP post.

>>Crash N. Sane Trilogy
I hope you like the fucked up physics in a completely sterile version of the original trilogy!

>>386167739
See? Havetoo make up things in order to have something to rage about because you're so desperate to fit into our secret club.

>>386163620
This picture just begs for a copy of Knack to be on the shelf as well.

>>386160251
>Sonic '06 of Mario.
Watching some gameplay dispels this motion immediately. Mario still looks like he controls fine, not too far from 3DW but with expanded moveset. At worst the environments will be mediocre and the game will be bland, but it pretty much can't be Sonic 06 bad.

>>386162067
Odyssy is the Mario 64 control scheme with the hat mechanic replacing the punch, that makes it the second deepest in terms of movement options after Sunshine.

>>386166489
It's just one guy who makes these threads. You can tell because he's always trying to force the "sonic 06 of Mario" meme in his threads. He also responds to his posts in a manner like this>>386164091 constantly.

>>386169572
$50 it's the "Wii U is a scam" and "Blunders of 2017" fag.

Wow, you even make bad bait threads look like effort was put into it.

>>386160516
Give me one good reason as to why this isn't a valid criticism

Jesus, just watched the trailer. What's with all this shitty "realistic" stuff? It looks like something out of an xbox360 game from 2007

>>386170735
I dunno man.
Everyone here know that if a hubworld is a city level you can tell is a blunder.
Never mind the fact that game looks pretty finished and chances are will not a bug filled mess due to nintendo games always being pretty polished.

>>386171238
The City isn't a hub world, its a level.

>>386160251
>>main theme with lyrics
wait what?

link?

>>386171418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r5hx47kxM

>>386160251
I'm trying to give it the chance, but the hat isn't as good as Fludd. Why didn't they just make the hat a standard but versatile projectile?
No body stealing thing, but like use it for platforms, flap it for a double jump, slow fall with it, etc. Make the hat a standard tool to use and it could've been great.

>>386171552
You can throw it and then jump off of it, so it has some platforming uses.

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>>386162937
"Seriously when was the last time a Mario game got this much hate?"

>>386160516
have you seen new donk city?
its small af and its just floating in the middle of fucking nowhere and all you can see is a fake ass wallpaper backgroud

>>386167257
>no one's giving me a list
Predictable.

>>386160251
It sounds like you don't like Mario games in the first place.

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>>386171552
>>386171697
IIRC the hat can
>be thrown as a weapon
>can be thrown in a circle around Mario
>thrown upward and downward on the ground and midair
>used as a platform while midair
>holding down the throw button lets it stay in place knocking any enemies away and letting you bounce off it for a boosted jump with height equivalent to a backflip
it's versatile beyond just possessing enemies, there might be more functions we haven't seen yet

I will honest to god literally eat a bag of literal shit on camera if this gets a higher score than Crash on metacritic screencap this.

*big W appears*
Haha guys, I will show Mario what's a good game

Do you like Warioware

>>386160251
>Platformer
>Flat as fuck
This game will cause the suicide of so many Nintenbros

kekinton

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>SM3DW gets shit for being too linear
>SMO gets shit for being too open
You fuckers will never be pleased will you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC-avN1eDoQ

>>386175952
imagine being this assblasted

>>386176371
>v is one person
>implying that's even what most people are criticizing
>implying that someone can't dislike something for being too linear and also dislike something for being too open

>>386170182
that its mostly based on what little gameplay nintendies has shown.

>>386177247
>proves my point
thanks fag

>>386171972
3D World is getting a bunch of shit nowadays too.

But really, /v/ throwing shit at a game is no wise an indicator of it being bad... or good for that matter. /v/ shits on absolutely everything.

>>386160251

>levels are just ambiance

Anyone else think that sounds fucking cool. I'm hype for some nice ambiance. Weve had so many Mario games of nothing but basic platforming

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>>386178689
yeah h-aah-aa yea who likes crash neways

hey do you broz wanna olay 1-2 switch????

I hate the forced 2D sections. Overall I fear it'll be just another Galaxy. That game also had forced 2D sections. I agree that the possession mechaninc looks boring, annoying and forced too.
I think it'll be exactly like Galaxy except it'll be possible to backtrack. I believe there won't be much freedom to skip obstracles or to do what you want.
And quickly running through levels for fun looks impossible with all the hat gimmicks.
I wanted an open 3D Mario, but this just feels really wrong and not like what I wanted at all.

>>386164358
why every single critic it got was 10/10 then?

>>386160251
You are completely right. Cant talk shit about it without nintendogaf saying "play le game!" however. The switch is the worst nintendo console since the n64

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>>386160251
It really does look shit.
BotW was mediocre at best.
Splatoon 2 already came out.
I don't even know what to look forward to for the Switch to be honest. Everything looks so uninspired, low-budget, low-effort and dull.

>>386183168
......Gamecube?

>>386162937

>You and the rest of us bro. Seriously when was the last time a Mario game got this much hate?

3D World

>REHASH
>NSMBU WITH CAT SUITS
>MUH LINEAR PLATFORMING
>MUH EIGHT DIRECTION CONTROLS
>CASUALIZED BABY SHIT

Even Super Mario Maker got shitposted endlessly because of no slopes.

>>386184373
Gamecube had double dash, custom robo, geist, phantasy star online, super monkey ball, sonic heroes, smash melee, batallion wars, mario strikers....

it was p good

>>386183552
>I don't even know what to look forward to for the Switch to be honest.
That's because there is nothing to look forward to. Every game on this trainwreck of a console has been a huge pile of shit.

>>386183168
The Shitch is the worst Nitnendo console period, and everyone ITT can agree that this game looks terrible. Won't stop the Nutendo safespace from pretending it's good.

>>386182671
I, along with most of this thread, hate basically everything about this game. Basically it's the Mario equivalent of No Man's Sky: full of empty promises as well as having empty world's.

>>386180680
>But really, /v/ throwing shit at a game is no wise an indicator of it being bad
But we've had plenty of indicators showing the blunders of Odyssey. It's going to be shit bro. Live with it.

>>386171974
This. And basically every level is like this, but being shitendo they'll get away with it. They always do.

>>386174010
It already is. /v/ is slamming the fuck out of this game.

>>386171504
Why do drones pretend this song is anything but cringe compilation material? It's the most autistic fucking thing.

>>386160251
>repetitive boss battles
like you know, every other mario game?
three hits = done

>>386164816
The only person who calls Oddysey Mario 06 is pokebarneyfag. In fact, he's probably the OP of this thread.

>>386165493
That's literally never happened to anyone. That has to be the pc version.

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>>386184628
>There are people on this board that constantly shitpost on nintendo threads just for being nintendo
>its probably just two or three people
Tell me anon, what games do you play?

>>386185740
Don't get mad cus people with a brain hates your shit.

>>386185270
I played the PC version and didn't get a single glitch.
It could be anything.

>>386185740
>it's probably just two or three people
Have you ever heard the tale of Pokebarneyfag the Autistic?

>>386186336
Barney fag is no mortal man though.
He has ascended.

>>386185270
used to happen to me all the time on the gamecube version when i was a lad

How does OP not get banned for this drivel? Obviously we're all to blame for responding to this thread, but it's pretty obvious it's nothing but console war baiting. Rule 3 "Threads should not devolve into flamewars. Instigating or encouraging such activity will not be tolerated."
Mods keep deleting LOL threads but let this shit stick around.

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>>386160251

>>386186692
Because he's a ban evading leaf.
See >>386187626

if doubles the final boss is using cappy to crash bowser's plane with no survivors

>>386187626
>>386187720
Goddamn, that's some fucking dedication. A filter for his common keywords would be nice, but I suppose that would only encourage him.

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>>386160251
>will still get 95+ on metacritic.

>>386160251

>main theme with lyrics

No that's just the performance Pauline does in New Donk City

>levels are just ambience

the open world segments are just transitions into multiple areas that are filled with different things

>Hat gimmick that will get old fast

Just like Galaxy's spin jump right? It's the level design that makes use of the gimmick that matters Fuck face

>Hardly any Platforming

You didn't watch any of the gameplay anon

>repetitive boss battles

Wow like usual, the Fuck drugs you on?

>Sonic 06
Why can't these newfags be banned already?

>>386162067

>It's anon talking from his ass and doesn't know shit episode

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>People bitch and complain about open world Mario again

>Get it while also being unique to itself instead of just being a carbon copy of 64 and Sunshine

>People bitch and complain about it being open world Mario

>>386163949
This theme stops after a minute of playing.

It's getting ready silly that your complaining about this because your transitioning from Zelda shitposting

Like reallly, you need to fucking stop
If you don't like the game that's absolutely fine

But the complaints your choosing is really Fucking stupid

>>386188545

No it's because you guys are too blind to realize what the games design is

The open world ambient sections are literal transitions between areas that have things to do with music

It's meant to give you a sense of actually going somewhere

>>386188281
>newfags
It's literally just one autistic leaf doing it.
>>386187626

>>386185270
Dolphin baybee

I find myself coming less and less to /v/ because of shit like this.

Want to talk about a game? No it's shit fuck off drone.

PC master race.

Console wars in 2017.

I just dont have patience for this shit anymore.

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>>386165985
>implying ACfag would dare to own a sony product due to his fears for movies

>>386184628
Imagine being this lonely

>>386189505
I've almost entirely stopped browsing /v/. My quality of life has increased significantly.