>mom walks in during romance scene >rhetorically asks me

You are living in their house that they paid for.

You are the child they spent years and money raising. Instead they see a fat 30 year old playing a dating simulator instead of making progress to the next stage. If you had a well paying job your parents wouldn't have cared so you're clearly a NEET.

>mom walks in during romance scene
>rhetorically asks me if i have a girlfriend
>asks me if maybe all i need is someone with a bit of experience and loves me unconditionally
wtf

>>386154012
They don't want you to be like that sad Tokyo guy who literally married a girl from a dating game

1. P5 is not a dating simulator
2. How do you know that OP is an adult?

>>386154012
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXi9bwI6cY8

>>386154537
>mom walks in during romance scene
>rhetorically asks me if i have a girlfriend
>notices that I have a bulge
>walks up to me and rubs it through the pants

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>>386156648
>OP talking about romance scenes
>Anon believes that kind of scenes are only for dating sims

>>386154012
how old are you, op

>>386154012

Why do entitled crybabies make threads on /v because they're upset their parents want the best for them?

Some things remain a mystery, even now.

>>386158174
>mom walks in during romance scene
>pounces on me
>notices that I have a bulge
>rhetorically asks me OwO whats this

I want to impregnate and marry Ann

>>386157896
Thanks for sharing this, anon.

>>386154898
Anon, your making me feel old here. that story was back in 2009

>>386154012
>mom walks in during romance scene
>a tear hits hear eye when she realizes her autist son can only get affection from a game
>more tears form as she concludes that her only son will be living at home forever while he 'saves up' for his own place working 15 hours a fortnight packing shelves at the supermarket
>all her hopes and dreams shattered because her selfish child refuses to stop playing games or even put his filthy cum sock in the wash
>does a 360 and walks out of the room

>>386158174
>mom walks in during deus ex intro
>rhetorically asks me i take it he was agreeable
>notices i have a prod
>walks up to me and finalizes my appointment with the senator