/brainlet/
>Tfw brainlet
>can't play games that require thinking like Grand Stretegy or Total War
Grand Strategy and RTS are trash genres, though.
>>386126736
I don't like Grand Strategy or Total War because they are
A) a massive timesink that may or may not be fun
B)You may find yourself in an unwinnable situation, having been locked into that for some time without your knowledge
C)Enemy AI almost always cheats, like just generating free resources or knowing your moves despite not having visability
get a clue anime retard
>Total War
>Thinking
Inferior genres anyways.
>>386126736
>>386126946
I fucking HATE Akko.
>>386126736
>tfw cant make it through a professor layton game and have a tough time in ace attorney
>>386126736
>>386126946
I'd appreciate very much if you two could stop posting my wife.
>>386127005
I'd appreciate very much if you could keep your filthy whore mouth shut.
>>386126907
What am I supposed to do in the overlay map?
>>386127005
W-Why would you hat me? I already have a hat!
>>386126736
>tfw brainlet
>tfw just apply brute force until victory is achieved
No Fuck you this isn't a grand strategy thread, it's a sneaky /a/ thread.
Fuck you!
>>386127120
I said STOP posting my wife.
>>386127109
Upgrade your cities and move units
It's not even hard
>>386126736
There are plenty of low IQ games you can enjoy, like fighting games and platformers. They're fun too.
>tfw brainlet
>always play a character with high INT
h-heh...
>>386127102
Shes a retarded shiteater and deserves to die.
>>386126736
>Late game Grand Strategy
>Get Tunnel vision and focus on one small thing
>Realise if I spent 10 mins per turn I can probably do alot more.
[Constanze noises]
you don't exactly need a brain to even play those, though.
This is your home now akko
>>386126736
>not brainlet
>can play any game if actually try and practice
>don't have time for playing stupid games
>>386127223
>>386127308
Fuck you cunts, I love her and I will defend her with my life.
En garde motherfuckers.
So what is Yoshinari up to now that this is over
>tfw youre too retarded to make proper builds in rpgs and just look at the numbers of your gear to see if its better
>>386127190
Where should I move my units? What should I upgrade/
>>386127403
doesn't she get fucked by a good looking rich man who plays the piano
>>386127475
Literally me
>>386127430
did they ever touch upon chum lee possessing large amounts of drugs and guns
>>386127528
Witches cant be straight anon.
I just want to go out and punch things
>>386126736
>tfw brainlet
>can't think enough in Civ to make a competent military
>end up just using religion, trade and underhanded puppetmastering to secure a culture victory
>mfw pretending to be retarded
>>386127509
You should keep your unit-making centres in the borders and focus in building economic buildings on the heartland.
You should move your units to keep your cities safe and your enemies' threatened
>>386126736
Stop reposting the same thread trying to fit in, weeaboo.
>>386127528
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>386127671
Focus on*
Fuck me
Im pretty good at all puzzle games,but all point and click adventure games causes big problems for me and i have to check solutions to everything in the internet.Got any idea what's the problem?
whats a brainlet
>>386126736
>Brainlet
>Good at feigning competence
>Gotten myself in way over my head
>>386126736
>Total War
>require thinking
>>386127836
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS
>play total war
>AI is fucking retarded in general
>units are dumb as fuck and controlling them is just as hard
>AI abuses it's autism as much as possible by either being impossible to catch and kiting your army around forever or other dumb shit that's just broken
you're not missing out on much
>>386126736
>tfw can't play Kerbal Space Program because I go full retard when it comes to basic math and geometry
>>386127528
Nah, the romance subplot with Andrew got snubbed because they realized they didn't have the time to make it work well.her va basically says akko's gay in an interview
>>386126736
>tfw so brainlet I can ONLY enjoy FPS games
>>386127836
Like a manlet, but with a tiny brain instead of tiny height
>tfw fine at strategy games
>tfw rts games push my shit in
>>386128110
No meat touching, ma'am
>>386128110
"No meat touching, please"
>>386129103
>>386129248
YOU CHEAP GAY BASTARD, THESE THINGS ARE GONNA FLY RIGHT OFF!!
>>386128110
This is the expansion pack Andy, if I don't have the base game, then what is there to expand upon?
>>386127102
shes not real u autistic FUCK
>>386129882
Shut the FUCK up you goddamn faggot ;-;
>>386130029
Don't listen to them anon, you have great taste
>>386126736
>Total War
>thinking
lmao
>>386126819
Total War isn't an RTS, it's a tactics game.
>>386127273
>turn-based grand strat
What game?
>>386128286
>brainlet
>being able to win a match in a good FPS like Quake
Pick one
>>386127285
>tfw too much of a brainlet for the interesting and involved strategy games
>tfw too intelligent for games that are simplistic and one dimensional
>>386127102
>stop posting my wife.
No.
Beach episode never
>>386128124
Akko already committed herself to her mistress.
>>386130893
Don't do this, man. I'm warning you.
Why do people call Akko stupid? Sure, she's a hothead, but that doesn't make her retarded, she's certainly a better student than Amanda for example.
>>386131246
Nobody is calling her stupid, shes just plain retarded.
>tfw learn about history, geography and culture from playing paradox and sid meier games
>>386130742
is there a collection of those variations on the "ah, I see... of culture as well"?
>doing physics masters at cambridge
>still can't keep up with league of legends or DOTA2 when I try to get into them
>>386126736
>Total War
>requires thinking
SUMMON
>>386126736
>watch a fighting game pro play a game
>they have a problem with the most basic shit
everyone knows who I'm talking aboutthe show should have been just slice of life, second season was dissappointing
>>386131059
Autistic Akko was made for bullying!
>>386127142
rip and tear
>>386131059
You can't stop me busta. No one can stop me.
>>386131537
It's called "the internet"
>>386131757
Wait for S2 then.
>>386127770
A lot of point and click games have the terrible problem of coming up with obtuse as fuck solutions to normal situations
>real life
>metal ladder on wall is broken at bottom
>you'd push something in front of it and stand on it to reach the ladder
>point and click
>remember those weird bits of string that were innocuously placed five rooms ago? Well I hope you you realize that you have to take those and combine them with candle drippings to make a makeshift rope to lasso up to the next floor and pull yourself up!
>>386127120
>>386131876
>>386131934
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FO' THE LADY
>>386132213
No.
>>386131058
>>386131058
This is the only ship I'll accept.
>>386132409
Stop it, I really have feelings for her.
I may have a mental problem.
>>386132531
Whos that?
>>386132409
I wanna rub that tummy!
>RTS game
>Over analyze everything during setup, then overestimate myself and send my entire army to it's death
>FPS game
>Bee line it to the objective/front line and shoot at things until I die
>Fightan game
>Don't mash, hit confirm and whiff punish well but still have no real idea what I'm doing.
>Single player RPG
>Fully understand every last mechanic, enemy and boss weakness, most efficient builds, so much so I beat the games heavily underleveled with little issues after the initial learning phase
I just don't understand.keep posting witches
>>386132678
Certainly not that mint flavored bitch you posted.
>>386126736
>Brainlet
>Anime poster
Checks out.
>>386132562
You will neverHold this cute Witches' hands and live a happy life together. Because she isn't real and if she was she'd never talk to a loser like you.
And there is no may about it, you most certainly do anon.
>>386132702
>>386132702
Fucking stop
>>386132562
>I may have a mental problem.
Just like Akko! No wonder your smitten with her!
>>386132779
>>386126736
Stop watching anime, faggot.
>>386133210
Thats pretty rude anon.
Is this the lwa general?
If so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5PVaRyYZhQ
>>386133210
eat shit bitch
>too much words
>gave me too much freedom to fuck up at the start
>too many different factions coming from all sides
>more words
>don't understand how to summon
>the story doesn't make sense at first
>words words words
>why are my monsters so weak
>losing too many battles digs you in a huge hole
This could've been a great game for a non brainlet such as myself
>>386133305
It might as well be.
I feel like every RTS/grand strategy game is made for veterans of the genre and is communicated in a way that is inscrutable as fuck to anyone else.
I'll play like any RTS, I think I'm just playing normally and doing okay and then suddenly I'll get shit on by by a huge raid of enemies 10x stronger than me and lose. When you ask what went wrong, people are like
>Why didn't you hoard this resource
>Why didn't you buy this upgrade
>Why didn't you stack this unit
It's like, bitch, how was I supposed to know to do any of that shit. That kind of thing is only obvious to people who have a shitload of genre experience.
The show was really bad. It should've stayed as an OVA
>>386132779
Can do
>>386126736
In Total War games you don't need to be smart. You just need to know the basics, like putting spearman in front of cavalry instead of light infantry? duh?
>>386127509
>Where should I move my units? What should I upgrade/
Well man if you don't know the gameplay mechanics how do you expect to do good? by luck?
Fuck this casual generation man.
>>386133570
Hey cunt
Fuck you
Game looks like fucking shit
>>386133696
Are they even releasing it outside Japan
Hannah and Barbara are for autists who got bullied so hard in high school they got a fetish for it and they get rock hard at the thought of two girls double teaming them, beating them up and humiliating them in public while still for some unfathomable reason riding them in private!
>>386133305
Little Witches get my little warlock in a huff, why are they all so waifu tier?
>>386133570
Well you can just fuck right off a cliff there buddy
>>386133742
Of course they arenext year
>>386133671
Yes it is
>Unnecessary characters
>Bad plot
>Mostly shitty one-off episodes
>QUALITY scenes
I liked the EDs but the show was not as good I hoped it would be.
>>386133570
I never get caught by the "forced drama" plot. I'm too intelligent to fall for that shit.
>no problems picking up any game from almost any genre
>usually better than most beginners from the get-go
>except for any kind of round-based, tactical or strategy game(e.g. XCOM, 4X-games, grandstrategy games) where I get my ass kicked even on easiest difficulty
I'd claim to be too intelligent for those games but everybody knows that's a lie.
>>386133770
there is absolutely nothing wrong with that
Just turn down the difficulty. Besides half the fun in management and grand strategy games is damage controlling your own fuck ups
>>386133836
I disagree!
This is my wife
>>386133587
What's Sucy's endgame?
Please stop posting my [wife] Akko.
This is not helping my depression.
>>386133882
>tfw getting my ass handed to me in RTS games but turn based games like XCOM turn me into a tactical genius
>>386134125
Look at this Akko. You made her cry.
>>386134125
out of all the anime girls out in the sea why did you have to choose a retarded witch who spreads her asshole for rich good looking men
>>386134110
Giving me the succ, I hope
>>386134143
How can this cake be so cute?
>>386134250
Akko crying now in HD!
>>386134058
I demand you cease posting pictures of my wife online, you scoundrel.
>>386134335
We may never know.
>>386127285
Imagine the noises during sex, Glorious
gay witches
>>386130893
>that picture
What did she mean by this?
>>386134429
constanze is for machines only
>>386134058
>>386134359
Both of you are wrong, she's clearly taken.
>>386134110
Getting that sweet sweet shroom (dick) action, what else?
On one hand, I like there being a generic strategy game thread
On the other hand, there's no strategy games being discussed here
POST AMANDA
>>386134039
>No one is sprinkling salt on their slices
Plebs
>>386134717
Cant it be both?
who will it be, anon?
>LWA thread
You cunts should go back to /a/. It's enough that I'm dealing with /pol/ shitters and /tv/ memers
>>386134814
fuck yeah i got amanda
>>386134851
>tfw to dum to like anime
>>386134568
REEEEEEEE THATS MY WAIFU NO ONE CAN TAKE HER FROM MEEEEEEI'm fine with this actually
>>386134851
/v/-kun, we're better than both of them
>>386134851
Im just dumping stuff anon
>>386134920
Me too, we are now hole brothers
>>386134814
1st fucking try.
Claimed fuckers.
>>386126736
Just play singleplayer
>>386134814
>Minty bitch
No thanks.
>>386134814
Can someone tell me 5 facts about this person? I have no idea who they are.
>>386134429
Constanze is for head-pats, not sexual.
Akko belongs to everyone
>>386135106
Wow what a slut
>>386135071
she gives amazing blowjobs
she gives amazing titjobs
she gives amazing hairjobs
she gives amazing footjobs
she gives amazing handjobs
>>386135106
But specially to Diana
>>386135202
ur guna delet this rite now
er else
>>386126736
Grand Strategy just requires a hefty time investment to learn mechanics, it's not this 200 QI only genre unless you're playing at high difficulties or something. I'm fucking retarded and even I can play paradox games somewhat decently enough to form a blob
>>386133175
>caster girl
Not enough art of her.
>this is canon and part of a childrens show
>>386135376
You forgot to add
>in Japan
Which immediately explains everything
Is this anime gay?
>>386135530
Yes.
Akko and Diana are pole sisters now
>>386135530
yes
>>386134851
Wrong, I'm actually/u/
>>386135651
meant for
>>386135530
>>386135651
unf imagine having a threesome with these two as they insult your pathetic cock
>>386128110
>tfw building things based purely on my theoretical assumptions of physics, rather than actual mathematical calculation and design
>>386135779
>>386126819
>having taste this bad
>>386126736
How do you actually git gud at the RTS part of Total War anyway?
It was then Akko realized too late, she was the secret ingredient.
>>386135897
>>386136005
lwa was good but i can't let anyone irl know i watched it
>>386136110
>tfw sister knows
is ok, I know she watches yaoi shit all the time
>>386136105
I'm leaving this thread. I can't take it anymore.
I asked you not to post my wife, I even said please. She is too pure for this world, the only reason why I haven't killed myself yet. None of you will ever understand my pain. You people are not human.
>>386131004
it hurts
>>386136226
>>386136208
>>386136208
Thanks for the comic, cute af.
Its pretty surprising how long this thread has stayed up.
Funny thing about all these "Grand Strategy' games is that the fans of them almost exclusively play against the AI which can be beaten if you have an IQ above a shoe and requires 0 on the fly tactics.
Its a sad circle of fools that trick themselves into thinking they're intelligent.
>>386136226
Oh quit larping and post witches.
>>386136317
It never stops.
>>386127109
Only build units/buildings there's no thinking in that. Campaign map after Napoleon is shit.
>>386126736
me too
i cant even play rts i barely survive against normal/easy computer
>>386136226
she's a fucking drawing...
>>386127216
>tfw smart and want to play reaction based characters in fighting games but have terrible mechanics
>>386136226
>>386131058
>>386132531
>>386134110
>>386135974
>tfw /v/ has better taste then /a/
>>386136635
Sucy's Ultimate Punishment Attack, Golden Stream of Warm Justice!!
>Tfw cutlet
>breaded
>tasty as fuck.
>>386126819
Kill yourself nigger
>>386136783
>>386136616
>tfw forced to play assfaggots
I JUST WANT A STRATEGY THREAD NOT A FAGGOT /a/ THREAD
>>386126736
>when you discover you can pack cities with loads of people in Civilization through spying on AI controlled nations
God damn, I'm still ass bothered by it two years later.
>>386136932
See you in few days anon.
>>386136981
Explain
>>386136974
same bro
>>386134152
But you aren't its just in turn based games you get infinite time and the AI doesn't actually make smart moves it just goes straight at you and engages every single time upon discovery.
>>386136974
Why?
>>386137008
of all things this had to make me laugh
fuck you
>mastered dorf fortress and CK2
>cant muster up the autism to learn Anno 2070
It doesn't even look that hard
>>386136981
Why are Nico and Maki the worst girls?
>>386126858
>You may find yourself in an unwinnable situation, having been locked into that for some time without your knowledge
Well that's when you reflect on what you did and watch replays, and try to change your strategy and just plain adapt. If you don't want to try to get better don't complain
>Enemy AI almost always cheats, like just generating free resources or knowing your moves despite not having visibility
Yeah in CIV V AI could war with no gold penalty pretty much. I have CIV VI but haven't played long enough to determine if it's any different. Part of me believes at least like SC2 it doesn't chest but I have nothing to back it up.
RTS games are fun but when it becomes who can finish the build plan faster wins it's less about strategy. But I'm also no where near master so that could be why I think that. Just never got gud enuf to apply them
Where are the videogames?
>>386126736
I usually hate retarded protagonists who randomly get an amazing power but Akko is at least entertaining to watch
>>386137074
The more citizens a city has the more productive it is but there's overcrowding mechanic. So to have a city with big population you have to build miracles and assign people to entertain citizens to mitigate negative effect of overpopulation. Basically, it's some puzzle bullshit you have to solve. Those giant populations let AI produce high-tier units every turn, while I struggled with mid tier production, so once I understood that I knew I had no chance of winnig that game.
>>386136772
You think they like to "Netflix and chill"?
>>386129882
Havent had an excuse to post this in a long time
>>386136395
>what is multiplayer
Will anyone even care for LWA when this comes out?
>>386138171
Looks "artsy" in a bad way from that poster. Not a good 1st impression.
>tfw cant get into online RTS, grand strategy, or even online Total War because you cant multitask at a normal speed and get tunnel vision
>>386138171
>Trigger doing the same shit over and over again
At least they're self-aware about it. Not sure if that makes it worse though.
>>386138278
I doubt they make it too artsy, they already are pushing it with a male MC
>>386138171
Yes, because the waifu game is strong, just like Kill la Kill, Promare has a male protagonist this time.
>>386137157
Because you should stay in /a/
>>386138482
>male protag
Insta dropped
I watched the original OVA but skipped the series. Is Diana not a thing anymore? Why is it all Sucy?
>>386138776
I dont think you have been in the lwa threads in /a/ then.You really shouldnt
>>386137787
Oh definitely.
They also getcomfy
>Remove Greenskins
>Conquer Jewburg
>Bully the Red Duke
>Confederatin'
>Vassalize some Stumpies into being my slaves
Bretonnian live is the good life and then you check up on what Franz has been up to and you notice 90% of the Empire was razed by Beastmen and it's all Chaos Corrupted to shit.
>>386138629
Waifu shitters like you are killing Anime just fyi.
>>386136941
I play assfaggots because I find strategy games boring, and assfaggots have high enough of a skill ceiling and momentum to make me keep playing and improving, especially with the more complex and rewarding characters that when played right can decimate entire teams.
Too bad that the only worthwhile assfaggots to play anymore is Dota, which is also balanced according to how much Reddit whines.
Ack, such is life for a Dotard.
>>386138482
>>386138171
I refuse to believe that Trigger could make something like KLK again
It may not been very good after all was said and done, but those Thursdays were some of the most comfy hype moments Ive had in a long time
>>386128124
>gay
But she was excited as fuck when she heard a cute boy was coming to the school
fucking japan
>>386138910
Ironically what's actually killing Anime is Haremshit with a clueless male protag whose only purpose is self insertion.
Shows that just go for all female cast or female protagonist are the minority.
>>386138910
Trigger really loves to reference it in LWA
>>386138910
Japs can't do a decent male protags anymore. Look at the recent shows - it's always a blank slate self-insert retard. I'd rather have a full girl cast than a guy like that in the leading role
>>386138171
...but when do we get more trigger girls
>>386126736
>tfw brainlet
>can't stop making the same fucking thread every single day
>>386139276
After LWA S2
How do I become anime
>tfw when 250 IQ
>tfw when can only play Overwatch
>>386139135
Both try to appeal to the same bitter virgin/buyfag audience that needs to get laid.
>>386139224
I'd agree but this is Trigger we're talking about. They know their shit.
>>386139404
you don't become an anime; you have to make anime real
>>386139503
When is IC season 2 coming out? I know they announced it a while ago
>>386133305
i love this video
>>386139062
I've been playing hots because I don't really give a damn anymore. The entire genre was a mistake.
>>386139503
Oh so you're just the kind of faggot who thinks pre-2000 anime was totally radical and everything today is "moeshit"
There's no arguing with your kind, you don't watch anime on a seasonal bases, probably couldn't even name me more than 2 shows of last season but of course you know more about anime than me.
Yes, I am strawmaning incredibly hard right now but I have to vent about how fucking annoying Toonamifags and their kind are.
They don't actually watch modern anime but pretend to know what it's like.
>>386139868
Except back then it wasn't all moe and haremshit.
Now it is. Because that shit sells and retarded virgins like you are buying.
There is *maybe* one good show per year but thats it.
>>386126736
>tfw can't play beyond easy/super easy
>tfw can't into combos
>can only do heavy/light strikes
>can only use assault rifles/submachine guns/ light machine guns.
>can't into items
>can only use a magical gatorade drink that heals you
>don't know what other items do
>have to always use trainer/godmode
>>386140156
How would you know? You don't actually watch current anime except for the one show that gets filtered out by casual viewers over the year.
You have no idea what the industry is actually like, you trying to tell people who watch anime on a regular basis what the industry is like is ridicoulis.
Of course there's a lot of pandering shit with cute girls, just like in the 90's but if you'd actually take the 5 minutes to look at a seasonal showlist for 5 minutes every 3 months you'd probably find something you like more times than not.
>>386128110
>tfw want to go far into stars in KSP
>tfw put a shit ton of rockets on metal barrel
How long until the mods delete this.
And why have they been deleting the most fun threads as of recent.
>>386140554
We need all the extra space for more /pol/ and console war threads
>>386126736
>try to play EU4
>choose some really small wewuz civilization
>game won't let me go around and destroy every neighbour when using a trainer
Can't wait for the LWA game.
Hope it has aAkko & Sucy path andending!
>>386136241
why is Suzy ashamed of her body?
>>386138776
We had a Suzy episode in the series with Akko almost kissing her Sleeping Beauty style
>>386141107
why is she.such.a tease
>>386141107
It was a great episode
>>386141107
And there was an aspect of Suzy's personality in the episode which represented her attraction to Akko which Akko made Suzy to stop repressing.
>>386142352
It'd be funny if the plan backfires and she ends up becoming a Suzy lust abduct.
I've been here and /a/ and it seems like this Akko person really worms her way into people's hearts despite being kinda gunho,stupid and reckless. What is it about her that draws so many to her to give all these ships? I didn't watch the show yet
Akko is a brainlet
I'd rather be a brainlet than what I am now. It's so hard to enjoy the boring shit other people do.
>>386142736
Isn't the big ham archetype or just plain dumb and cheerful well-received in US?
>>386135676
That's even worse.