Alright /v/, I see a distinct lack of Oregon Trail in the catalog. You know what that means, right?
I need five names. Only accepting the first one per post.
Let's do this.
Todd
Every Videogame Ever
Junkrat
Jesus
Adolf
>>386119469
>>386119494
>>386119502
>>386119526
>>386119531
Alright, we got our names. Now, we need a job.
>>386119572
Teachers, let's go for that maximum final bonus
>>386119572
First option with 3 votes wins.
Teacher
>>386119572
Todd is obviously a merchant
>>386119572
TEACHERS
>>386119572
Teachers.
Jesus will preach all across America in good faith
>>386119596
>>386119619
>>386119647
It's settled.
>>386119572
Doctor Adolf
When do we leave?
Anon plz help me where do i get this so i can relive my childhood
>>386119702
August
March
>>386119702
Google says April
>>386119732
Unsure. I got it a long, long time ago.
>>386119702
July
>>386119702
August For sure,
>>386119702
March
>>386119752
>>386119797
We've reached a consensus.
Now, we need to decide what we buy. We'll be moving down the list, one at a time, until we run out of money. Spend wisely.
How many oxen do we buy?
First reply quoting this post decides.
>>386119839
Fifty
We need that protein, nigga
>>386119861
Well, we can't do 50. But, we can do 20.
And would you look at that, we're out of money.
>>386119951
It's going to be worth it, no one needs spare clothes out in the wild west
What do we set our rations at?
I mean, we have no food anyway, but, we can use our imaginations.
First to 3.
>>386119861
Calm your horses, we need the spare parts.
>>386120003
Meager
>>386120003
BARE BONES, WE GOTTA KEEP MOVING
>>386120003
bones
>>386120003
We can eat the oxen anyway, it's not like we need rations
Barebones
>>386120013
"Calm your oxen", Anon.
We will use the oxen to move across America, no the wagon
>>386120057
>>386120069
>>386120096
Alrighty, and how about pace?
>>386119350
Hitler
>>386120130
Grueling pace
>>386120130
sanic
>tfw we have a 20 fucking oxen army barging down the oregon trail
GRUELING, WE'LL MAKE IT IN A DAY
>>386120130
Grueling. There's no time to waste.
>>386120130
Grueling
Jesus was not a pussy
>>386120170
>>386120181
>>386120182
And, with that, we're ready to set off. Will our army of oxen make it to Oregon before we starve?
Only time will tell.
Away we go!
>>386120228
if 6 we make it, if 1 we're doomed. anything else, and only time will tell.
>>386120286
Nice
We've made it to the river in record time. Now, we must decide how to cross it.
First to 3 wins.
>>386120286
BY GOD, WE WILL MAKE IT
>>386120330
Walk on water
lol jk caulk the wagon
>>386120330
FORD THAT RIVER
>>386120330
Ford the river
>>386120330
Ford, we have enough oxens
>>386120330
Caulk it.
>>386120367
>>386120390
>>386120405
Oh no!
>>386120434
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>386120434
Good job /v/
>>386120434
>>386120497
Wasting no time, we head off, and get to the next river with no issues.
Once more, we must decide our fate.
>>386120497
looks like having 20 oxens was a good thing
>>386120497
Don't worry Jesus will save us all
>>386120542
Ford again
>>386120542
Ford the river
>>386120542
Ford again until we do it right
>>386120542
See that river? We can ford it.
>>386120542
CAULK
>>386120586
>>386120592
>>386120593
Hmmm.
>>386120614
I wonder how long we can get with 0 fucking food anyway
>>386120614
Our oxen are dropping like flies.
>>386120671
t-this is fine
>>386120542
caulk that shit nigger
The seriousness of this situation is only slightly greater than that of the grammatical errors in it.
>>386120671
I will consider it a victory if we even arrive at the destination without dying
>>386120662
EAT
THE
OXEN
>>386120729
Fuck me
We've arrived at Fort Kearney. 7 oxen, and an arm down.
Do we do anything before setting pace and rations and heading off?
Trade? Rest? Talk?
>>386120809
Talk.
We must preach God's Word.
Really makes you think.
>>386120809
Trade
>>386120809
Trade that fucking oxen
>>386120809
Buy some food or medicine whatever before everyone dies
>>386120809
rest
>>386120809
Talk
>>386120845
>>386120846
Bullets
or
Food?
>>386120881
Food and 1 bullet to commit suicide
>>386120881
Bullets.
Gonna hunt some injuns.
>>386120881
bullets we're true americans
>>386120881
GET BULLETS THEN SHOOT THEM
>>386120918
>>386120925
>>386120928
No one can spare even a single bullet. Sad times indeed. Guess we search for some food.
>>386121018
fucking commie canadian cunts
Someone keep a diary of this shit, this needs to be chronicled
>>386121018
Do we accept Abraham Lincoln's trade?
>>386121018
Good riddance, the game saved us from certain death
>>386121062
YES
>>386121062
Sure
>>386121062
yar
>>386121062
Fuck him. No. He's trying to jew us.
>>386121062
Honest Abe would never cheat us. Take the deal.
>>386121062
Motherfucker I can just butcher the ox if I wanted 100 pounds of food
>>386121110
Now, we need to set pace and rations. First of each to 3 wins.
>>386121148
Bare bones
Grueling pace
>>386121148
BONES
>>386121148
grueling
meagre
>>386121148
Meager, strenuous
>>386121148
GRUELING, BAREBONES JOURNEY
WE'RE GOING TO THE PROMISED LAND MOTHERFUCKERS
>>386121148
Meager meals and a gruelling pace. Oregano stonk
>>386121190
>>386121194
>>386121205
>>386121226
barebones and grueling it is.
Off we go.
Gee, Jesus. Can't you like, fix it?
Broken leg or no, we've made it to Chimney Rock. We won't be setting pace and rations til we get to the next fort, but do we do anything before we leave?
>>386121306
Oregon 3:10
And thus spoke Jesus: "MOTHERFUCKER THIS HURTS"
>>386121341
Leave and continue the journey
>>386121341
Rest before anyone breaks something else
>>386121341
Hunt with no bullets like a real man
Wow. Thanks for the knowledge, Oregon Trail!
>>386121341
rest
>>386121385
>>386121426
A few days of rest can't hurt, right?
>>386121425
m-my almonds...
>>386121454
It didn't. Off we go.
Were we suddenly going East or soemthing?
Another Fort. We're making very good time. 650 miles in 18 days.
We doing anything before setting pace and rations?
>>386121519
We got some sick skull decoration at least.
You don't say?
>>386121575
Buy food
>>386121519
>1
>>386121341
Talk
>>386121575
WE GOTTA GO FASTER
>>386121575
trade for bullets
>>386121575
boolit
>>386121637
>>386121659
Surely Nicholas Cage wouldn't rip us off right?
What do you say?
>>386121702
Forgot trip.
>>386121702
YES
LETS KILL SOME SHIT
>>386121702
AMERICA
>>386121702
No deal. His wife is a gook.
>>386121702
No. That smile looks suspicious as fuck.
>>386121702
its a good investment, we'll get more food that way
>>386121702
Fuck no. We're already short of food
>>386121740
>>386121745
We agree. We begin feeling very Patriotic.
Pace and Rations?
>>386121794
Filling, steady pace
26 pounds is a lot of food for us
>>386121794
Bare bones
Grueling pace
>>386121794
bones
grueling
it's the only way we stand a chance at this point, sir
>>386121794
filling and gruelling
>>386121794
Filling, steady
>>386121794
We sold all the food
At this point the only option is to go full charge
>>386121794
rule Britannia
>>386121825
>>386121828
>>386121835
>>386121856
Filling and Grueling it is.
I suppose we ought to test out these bullets. Make sure they're good.
>>386121885
We're gonna make it.
>>386121885
G O D
B L E S S
Oh, they're good alright,
>>386121885
>9 pounds
>filling rations
Congratulations /v/
Some tasty fruit will go well with all this deer meat.
>>386121956
Worth it
>>386121956
see? bullets are worth it
And from nowhere, tragedy strikes.
Goodbye, Me. You will be missed. ;_;
>>386122082
fucking kek.
>tfw the 6 prophecy was right and we're going to make it
Feels good. Todd would be proud.
>>386122082
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE OUR MEAT WITH YOU WHEN YOU WENT?
I suppose Me was our navigator. This is troubling.
Dear jesus, it's everywhere.
Fucking Goddammit
>>386122082
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME, JESUS?
independence Rock, and what a trial it was to get here.
Do we do anything before heading off?
>>386122252
hunt
Sweet fuck lads, are we gonna make it?
>>386122252
Talk
>>386122252
Hunt.
>>386122252
Talk
>>386122252
hunt.
>>386122252
shoot some animals
>>386122281
>>386122304
We can't hunt til we're out of the area. So we
talk
>>386122298
>>386122313
instead.
>>386122252
>>386122320
yes, killing some jews is a good idea
>>386122282
you better start praying for todd right now
last time, he somehow managed to get a full party to oregon safely
A hunting we will go.
8 shots, 8 kills.
>>386122491
We also shot some fruit for good measure.
>>386122491
Nothing personnel
We'll drink blood
Can oxen eat fruit?
Thanks. Jesus.
....Jesus?
;_;
>>386122635
Praise His name!
>>386122678
He sacrificed himself for Junkrat
>>386122678
He died for Junkrat's sins.
>>386122678
eh, he'll come back
The loss of our Lord weighs heavily upon us, but we press on and reach the South Pass.
Do we do anything before moving on?
>>386122789
Rest 3 days to see if Jesus comes back
>>386122789
Trade food or an oxen for bullets.
>>386122678
Stick around, I'm sure he'll get better in 3 days.
>>386122809
>>386122837
I suppose we'll see.
>>386122678
Jesus will rise once more.
;_;
Nope. ;_;
Decisions, decisions.
First to 3.
>>386122940
Take the short cut
>>386122940
Shortcut
>>386122940
Shortcut.
>>386122913
Wait a second... that wasnt Jesus! That was Jésus!
>>386122940
Shortcut.
>>386122956
>>386122974
>>386122992
We hunt.
We only use 3 bullets to conserve ammo.
>>386123006
I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED
What version is this? Looks different to the ones I know.
How bad we talking?
>>386123082
oh. That bad.
Jesus died for the sins of this water.
>>386123052
Get back in the grave son.
Lo and behold, another river. considering we lost 7 oxen to two 3 foot deep rivers, we should consider this carefully.
First to 3.
>>386123215
Ford the river
>>386123215
cock
>>386123215
Caulk
>>386123215
caulk that shit homes
>>386123215
wait
>>386123256
>>386123259
>>386123264
JESUS!
>>386123215
Caulk it senpai
>>386123350
HE'S SAVED US
JESUS CHRIST AMEN
>>386123350
We are doing it
>>386123350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnu0giUS00
Sure is spooky out here.
We've arrived at Soda Springs.
Do we do anything before heading off?
>>386123663
Talk
interesting....
>>386123663
Trade. We need more bullets.
>>386123663
talk
>>386123782
>>386123680
Off we go.
>>386123663
Move on
>>386123961
murdering fauna into extinction like a true american
We've arrived at a fort.
Set pace and rations, and let's keep on moving.
>>386123865
>Buffalo chips
it's shit isnt it
>>386124027
Bare bones
Grueling pace
>>386124027
GABEN FEED SANIC SPEED
>>386124027
with how much you're hunting we can afford to eat more
>>386124027
filling grueling
>>386124027
FILLING GRUELING
>>386124096
>>386124110
>>386124170
>>386124187
Off we go.
The fruit must have sucked up all the water.
Great.
Snake River. This river has claimed more lvies than the rest of the rivers combined.
What do we do?
>>386124378
Fuck it, caulk the wagon and move that sumbitch
>>386124378
We go with jesus, caulk it
>>386124378
Caulk, don't ford ever
>>386124428
>>386124434
>>386124453
Wow.
>>386124509
Thanks, Jesus.
>>386124509
This was the work of an enemy Indian.
>>386124509
My God, my God, why have you forsaken us?
Thank Jesus no one was hurt.
Seriously. This is, like, the best Snake River failure I've ever seen.
We're eating bear tonight.
Shit. If we can't fix it, we'll have to trade.
Truly, we are blessed.
Set pace and rations.
>>386124789
Bare bones
Grueling pace
>>386124789
Filling, sanic. It just works.
>>386124789
Tons of food at sonic pace
filling
>>386124789
Filling
Grueling pace
>>386124824
>>386124836
>>386124846
>>386124886
No change.
Off we go.
We're almost there, guys.
Fucking thieves, always stealing my...
Wait a minute.
We don't have any money.
>>386125004
We debt now
wait a goddamn minute.
WE OWE THE THIEF MONEY.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
>>386124952
Surprised we even arrived this far desu
>>386125050
wat
>>386125050
Somehow, someway, the thief stole money we didn't have.
I've never seen this before.
>>386125050
That thief managed to steal money you didn't even have, and now you have to pay him back for it? I didn't know there were bankers on the Oregon Trail.
>>386125050
I blame Todd for this.
Better than negative water.
>>386125131
They stole our credit card
Does this count as negative water?
>>386123119
So that's where the reaction pic comes from
fantastic.
>>386125213
Yup. Was made in one of my threads years ago. I love seeing it posted.
Do we do anything before heading off?
>>386125308
Continue
Is this DOSBox? It looks standalone.
>>386125308
rest for 1 day.
>>386125308
Lmao how are we not dead yet
>>386125308
Rest first
>>386125308
Rest for 3 days
>>386125357
>>386125404
We rest for a couple days. We've earned it.
>>386125368
Jesus died for us
Oh shit
>>386125368
Thanks to
>>386120286
We're on a mission from God
>>386125368
It's the oxes
We need money. So go hunting
Off we go. i hope we get to Oregon before the taxman gets here.
>>386125463
NOT AGAIN
>>386125463
Jesus isn't here to save him this time
>>386125463
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Time to decide.
>>386125571
Take the shortcut
>>386125571
shortcut. Must outrun IRS and death.
>>386125571
shortcut
>>386125613
>>386125627
>>386125634
Shortcut it is.
>>386125571
wtf go to walla walla we need medicine
>>386125571
Going to drown all the oxes like a champ
>>386125571
Shortcut
NOT YOU TOO!
>>386125613
>>386125627
>>386125656
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
VIDEOGAMES, NO!
>>386125701
I forgot he existed.
>>386125701
Inb4 they all die one step away from the goal
>>386125734
Just patch it
My God, we're almost there. All that's left to do is sail down the river. Jesus, guide us through the last of our journey. In your name we pray.
>>386125852
DEUS VULT
>>386125852
>they fall in the river and die
>>386125852
ROCKS! THE TEACHER'S NATURAL PREDATOR!
>>386125939
OH NO.
OH JESUS, NO.
NOTEveryVideogame
>>386126038
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
>>386126038
Can't believe only that little fuck Junkrat is alive
>>386126038
WE MUST PRESS ON!
>>386126038
DONT LET HIS DEATH BE IN VAIN
>>386126038
>Todd is the only survivor
What did they mean by this?
SO CLOSE.
>>386125701
>>386125734
>>386126038
Looks like everyvideogame succumbed to sudden onset slapstickitis
>>386126151
Wew lad is it over?
>>386126151
VICTORY
>>386126151
OH MY LORD JESUS
>>386126151
And so, Todd and junkrat arrived in Oregon, teaching the good word of Jesus, and honoring the friends they loot along the way.
>>386126151
>>386126151
>>386126214
Junkrat didn't deserve it
>>386126214
thank you OP
I couldn't beat this game as bankers as a kid and you fuckers start with teachers, 20 oxen, grueling pace and no food and make it
>>386126214
GOD BLESS
>>386126214
Jesus vult
>>386126214
FUCK YEAR
Well, we may have lost Jesus, Me, and EveryVideogame, had money stolen that we didn't have, and lose most of or oxen, but we did it.
>>386126287
git gud
>>386126287
Praise be his name.
>>386126369
TODD HOWARD SAVES THE DAY
>>386126369
Can't prod the Todd, baby
Well, that was surely one of the most interesting games of Oregon Trail I've played. I think only the time Sonic made it to Oregon alone with 2 broken arms and 1 broken leg beats it.
>>386126369
A moment for the fallen.
Good game, /v/. See you next time.
>>386127095
Oh fuck we gotta go back to get him!
in case you guys want to remember this historic moment, http://www.mediafire.com/file/2awhr16oeca5eqr/Jesus+died+for+the+Trail._files.7z
And if you want to read the one where Sonic made it, http://www.mediafire.com/file/hgwdc7pp9wwj9wo/Sonic+Runs+To+Oregon.zip
>>386127149
See you.