Will this worthless freeloader ever actually work and, you know,

>inhabited island
Inhabited by what

>>386117736
>retired "artist" who acts like someone important when in reality he didn't even do the most job with making any MGS
i bet he doesn't even care about Death Stranding and gets money from Sony just because his name is on it
he is relevant only because game journos want to have some gaming "celebrity" or "director" they can write about like in movie industry

>>386117846
Is this about to be a spooky story read by some girl with too much makeup?

>>386117736
>tfw sony will just keep throwing money at him and hope he makes a game eventually
>probably spends it on hookers for threesomes with del toro

>>386117846
HUMANITY
BE AFRAID

>>386117889
>gaming "celebrity" or "director" they can write about like in movie industry
this is pretty much what he has become in the recent years

>>386117736
H-how was he able to take a picture of the boat they were riding in guys?

>>386118016
This is a dumb question in an age where almost everyone can afford a drone

>>386117736
Kojima is an ideas guy. His job is to get ideas. Hence why he goes on so many trips and watches so many movies.

>>386118016
One of the inhabitants of the island took it.

>>386117736
The food pics is the only original thing he he can make anymore.

>>386117736

Is Hideo Kojima the Adam Sandler of the video game industry? He makes games with celebrities and models so he can hang out with them, just like how Adam Sandler makes shitty comedies with his friends so he can have a free vacation while also making loads of money.

>>386117736
Why did he have to specify it was inhabited?
What's the point of going to an uninhabited one?

>>386117736

I misread that as uninhabited, so he was going there because he had no family.

>>386118213
He's going to inhabit that island with his hot assistant alright

>>386118513
post pics of her

>>386118513
>>386118632
he is going to nail joost or reedus on that island

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>>386118632
Nothing really special.
She can't play games at all and is just a simple whore.

>>386118769
Probably only reedus

>>386117736
what the fuck he doesnt spend 24/24 hours on developing the game? DEAth stranding iS DOA

>>386117736
Wait, inhabited means habited?

What will come out first?
>death stranding
>metroid prime 4
>ff 7 remake

>>386117736
Isn't that a game location?
It was shown on a trailer iirc

>>386118795
how did she get elevated to this ridiculous position on this site?

>>386119257
HL3

>>386118189
No, he's the George Lucas of gaming.

>>386118795
>just a simple whore
but kojima likes her

>>386118189
Id say hes less self aware than adam sandler. Adam sandler seems to know what hes doing and has gone full exploitation, kojima comes off like he genuinely thinks hes some artist big shot celebrity.

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>>386118795
How the fuck is anyone this bad at Mega Man?

>>386117736
A videogame director tells workers what to do, nothing more.

>>386119919
I remember him saying that he thought MGS2 was just a dumb game with big robots and anime characters and that everyone who thought it was a "post-modern masterpiece" was basically stupid, so I think he knows well about what he does.

Then again, the only people who are more stupid than Kojima are the autismal MGS fanbase that unironically thinks having more cutscenes than gameplay makes a good videogame.

Very happy that franchise is dead.