SCP-999 has broken containment and is comin to getcha! The last

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WOAH

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>>386103918
"I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my own goddamn hands!"

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Fuck.

Well, I think that PS1 era Gabe Logan and his super duper air taser might have a good chance of keeping me alive

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i fucking love marmalade toast

>>386103918
Do they still do safe SCPs like this one and the sentient eyeballs or is it all just horror stuff now?

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I'm good.

>>386103918

999 a cute.

I have the power of sardines on my side, I can't lose.

>>386104849
Is series 4 even good? Most of the stuff I read were prior to that

Me and Sonic gotta go fast

>>386104849
It's community written so it depends on the writer obviously

>pubg mook who got shot and drowned
he could use some cheering up, i'll just use him as bait

>Pirate Lobotomy Corp
>Screen is dark when I get to the actual gameplay parts
I cannot into computer, fuck.

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>>386103918
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999

Why am I getting like an "autistic furry" vibe from this? It comes off like a perfect self-insert OC character. Maybe it's the little bit of SCP-682 fan-fiction at the bottom.

>682: (grunts) Hmmm? (unintelligible) what is this… (low noise, similar to light chuckle) I feel all… tingly inside…

>SCP-999 can be seen crawling up from between SCP-682’s toes, up along its side and around its neck, where it clings on and begins gently nuzzling with its pseudopod. A wide grin slowly spreads across SCP-682’s face.

Eugh

>>386105841
1-1000 is the first series right? There's a lot of weird, out of place shit in the first series, super powered OCs like 73 or 76, stupid antics like putting dangerous artifacts in the cafeteria, etc

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Ancient armor + ancient proficiency + guardian axe++
I'm sorry cute slime dude

>>386106032
Yeah but something about that article just gives me an "I'm gonna put on my foxtail buttplug and fap to this later" kinda vibe from it. I don't want deviantart spilling into SCP.

>>386105841
SCP-682 is the edgy furry marie sue self insert already.

>>386103918
>Persona 5
Honestly, he could probably use a hug.

>>386105841
>>386106795
999 is alright, no OC shit there
>I don't want deviantart spilling into SCP
You are way too late for that

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>>386106795
>sexualizing the tickle monster
You're the one with the problem.

>SCP-1285
>safe

Pick one

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No tickles for me today

>>386103918
>Has struggled with depression for years
>Cuddly SCP that can literally cure it is coming
Why would I want to stop him?

>>386109763
Depression isn't real

>>386109763
You'd better have played someone as incompetent as you are, then~

>>386109869
>brans arnt reel

>>386103918
A naked Asian in pubg, so... Maybe?

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>>386109896
Good thing I did~

even though i just played DS3 my character's so shit that i might as well be dead

>SCP-1064

Why haven't they given it to D-class personnel for further testing?

>Broken containment
>Is allowed free reign of the facility

>>386110242
What mod is that for SWBF2?

>>386110626
>of the facility
>everywhere

>FFXIV Warrior
You know, he seems pretty mad a lot of the time. I think we'll both make it.

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She will attempt to destroy 999. I will give my life to make sure this doesn't happen.

>>386103918
I actually really enjoy the cute or positive SCPs like this because nearly everyone on that website seems obsessed with writing the edgiest and most vulgar keter-class SCPs they can, like that human coral that constantly puts out a mix of piss, semen and shit into the surrounding waters.

The tickle monster and infinite lego bucket are both great.

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>>386103918
It's a spaceship

>>386110646
http://www.moddb.com/mods/battlefront-evolved

>last game I played was Spla2
This could be interesting.

>>386110821
Honestly it's some much needed levity in an overarching story about an organization that deals with world-ending anomalous entities. It's damn near heartwarming after reading about keter-class skullfucktheworld1488 to see an entry that boils down to "so we found these supernatural legos that are fucking awesome and people love playing with them so let's just let them do that to raise morale".

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>>386110960

Are there any other friendly SCPs?

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Pretty good. I'll survive

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>>386111689
This guy is very friendly and you should try him on.

>>386111689
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2295
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3017
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-507

>>386103918 (OP)
It's not like the Tickle Monster is hostile, but anyways I guess Issac Clarke can keep applying stasis on it while I run away. The poor bastard probably deserves the tickle therapy more than I do anyways.

>>386111689
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048

>>386112178
>Issac Clarke can keep applying stasis on it while I run away.
Oh come on now, Issac in particular is more deserving of some uplifting tickles than any of us.

>>386104849
Yup.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3009
>>386105107
3000,3002,3008 are some good recent ones.
>>386110821
They've moved away from ultradark recently.

Also holy shit there's a new antimemetics division tale

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>Good luck catching up to me.

It really ought to have been Geralt, but I just happened to fire up KSP for half an hour to try something out after my last play session.

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>>386103918
Ready

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>Tales of Berseria
I would actually encourage it. Velvet needs some tickling.

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>>386103918
Locked and loaded.

>>386116264
For some reason her eyes always bothered me. The rest of her body is pretty well proportional but her eyes just seem slightly too big for her head, even by animu standards. It just makes me think of a bird when I see her.

>>386117251
I don't see it. I think it might be her eyelashes, which are really thick.

>>386117572
It could be the eyelashes, but I feel like if you lowered the total eye volume by maybe 10% or so it would balance out the design a bit better. I don't mind some big animu eyes, but they just don't jive with her fairly well grounded proportions for me.

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Zoroastrian Persia in 1821 and all his homies.

What would you order from SCP 294?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-294

>>386118951
Out of anything in the world right now, all I'd want is a simple Dr Pepper

>>386117125
Why do you have a squad of the same guy

>>386120512
White boys arr rook same to you?

>>386103918
>SCP-999 has broken containment and is comin to getcha!
I'm okay with this.