>it's a "growing sick of your vidya username" episode
>>386099020
Dont ever post the eternal captain without a good reason again.
>>386099020
>make account on Newgrounds in 1999, username is fucking retarded because who cares, I just want an account so I can write reviews and stuff
>eventually start making cartoons
>dozens of millions of views
>still producing content
>still have the dogshit dumbass name because branding
:|
It's been at least a decade and I still can't come up with a good one.
>>386099236
Hey Chris.
>>386099395
Just pick some innocuous object.
Best username I've ever seen was "wigwam"
>>386099020
>use username
>bully and trash talk noobs in pubs
>eventually get owned by some tryhard
>my virtual honor gets damaged
>change avatar and username
>repeat
>>386099532
That's beyond retarded.
>>386099607
your mom is retarded
>>386099020
>thoroughly think about a nickname for forums when I first had internet when 14 yo
>23 years later I still use the same for everything as it doesn't sound bad at all
>real life friends call me by that name
>new people I meet tell me it's a nice nickname when they find and use it when we get closer
>name is so good there are people who don't even know my real name
>>386099671
you're*
>>386099671
>*frags you*
ez
>2001
>ask brother to help me set up an email adress
>"what name you want?"
>[email protected]
>brother says no Matrix or any movie references
Thanks bro, I was young and dumb.
>>386099715
Tammyflam? Is that you?
>>386099715
your name was "faggot"?
>>386099778
your brother is an incredibly thoughtful/mindful person
>>386099738
>you are mom is retarded
>>386099778
Why does your brother make you blush? You're not a faggot, are you?
>made a gamertag on 360
>changing it would be $10 (thanks jewsoft)
>so I lived with the name
>eventually became my username for anything afterwards for consistency
>>386099020
>I came up with my username
>I still have it 7 years later
I love it
>>386099778
Did you go for [email protected] instead?
>>386099853
That's not what you're means, dumbass.
>>386099236
Sorry egoraptor
>>386099919
low quality bait, just pure retardation
pls stop doing this to yourself
>have unique username
>use it everywhere since 2009
>every result on google is about me
>>386099919
>>386099853
stop it, both of you. You should both be ashamed of yourselves.
>still can't change your psn name
FUCK
I've had my username since I signed up for GameFAQs in 2001
It's stupid, but I kind of like it. Too late for me to change now.
>>386099981
that's not good dude, you don't want to be that easily traceable.
>>386099995
*you'reselfs
>>386099995
kys you'reself
>>386100054
*whom'st'd've
>>386100027
>Xbox One actually has a 2017 exclusive.
Wow.
>the user name is a music referenceLinoleum
>>386100054
>>386100089
>>386100106
I'm not sure if I'm being trolled.
I used to be really good at sniping on tf2, near gregor status so i chose the name Spaghetti. hearing "fuck you spaghetti" never got old
>>386100183
Yeah. OK. You're totally not the guy that masturbates to tiles. We all remember you, gaylord.
>>386100238
What's ironic is that you've never been able to talk to girls.
>>386100238
The same fag that runs OPT?
>>386100150
I'm sorry I'm on my phone taking the worst shit in my life but here's a reaction image for your joke
>>386100284
this is true
>>386100296
what? no, whats opt?
>>386099020
>have multiple usernames
>all somewhat unique
>all friends have names with numbers or named after something
Just made a new one. I'm past my weeaboo phase.
>>386100106
>>386100089
>>386100054
Just stop trolling and contribute to the thread already, neanderthals
>And now for something completely different... *woosh*
My usernames usually were referencing obscure Norse gods, and I never realized how cringe-worthy that was until someone brought it up.
>>386100339
this could probably work as [laugh motherfucker]
in the least it's better than [laughs in motherfucker], I'll give it that
>>386100238
>food username
>>386100345
>what? no, whats opt?
a cp pt
>>386100027
Why will their servers die if they allowed name changes again?
>>386100389
ugh, what a toxic individual
*walks away*
>>386099715
I hear that. It's gotten to a stage where it's weird to hear my real name.
>>386099020
>have a 'cute' username
>people think I'm cute
>haven't heard my real name in ages
I guess I'm okay with this.
>>386100284
Where the fuck do you think you are normalfaggot
>change steam username to nonsensical phrases or single letters or numbers
What's the diagnosis /v/? Am I retarded?
>>386100702
Been here since 2007 and I'm not a virgin. I've had sex with like six women.
Really makes you think, eh?
>>386099236
le clock crew xd
>>386100447
i dont reallyhave any plans on changing it, i still get a chuckle out of it.
>>386100772
Pedophile.
>>386099020
>This hasn't happened to me in years
I think it's because my current nickname is so short and simple that it never gets tiring to hear it or read it. 3 fucking letters. It's practically become a second name for me at this point.
>>386100183
Bugs................
>>386100809
>I-I'm not a virgin. I swear. I've had sex.
Sure, anon, I believe.
Who else used to have a number at the end of their username for years that they managed to drop without any hassle?
>>386100862
fag?
>>386100862
Fag? Gay?
>>386100862
Gay?
>>386100914
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT ONE DAY
>>386100862
kys
>>386100862
gay?
>>386100772
>Faggot @friend's house @no sound @no monitor
>>386100862
gay
>>386100447
I'm op and mine is a food username.
What's wrong with this?
>>386100947
>>386100954
>>386100970
Epin. Sinply epim.
>Never grow tired of your name
>Name is so unique no one ever takes it
>>386099020
The answer is to change your username once a year.
>something to look forward to
>people can't just google your name and find any cringe worthy shit you did in the past
>harder to track you in general
>feels fresh
I changed my username many times over the years and they all hold special memories for me
>>386100862
Cad?
>>386101042
It's an American thing.
>>386101047
you alright dude, want me to call the ambulance?
>food usernamefags
The worst of the worst
>>386101042
i bet you wa rick and morty
>>386100862
Is that you Mem?
>Username: If.u.read.this.ur.gay
>>386101091
yeah I guess cum_junkie69 falls under that criteria
>>386099395
My brother taught me a good trick, take the first three letters of your last name and the first three letters of your first name them combine both
>>386101130
Lurk moar.
>>386100947
>>386100954
>>386100970
>>386101000
>>386101014
All of these are me to be honest
>wanted to do away with my old username, since it was my nickname from middleschool and nobody calls me that anymore
>best thing I could come up with is a fucking Hatsune Miku meme
>>386101258
Impossible.
>>386101243
>It actually works.
Jesus fuck.
>>386101258
Fuck off it was all me
>>386099020
>make username when I was like 10 years old
>still using it
>turned 29 last month
The best part? 99.9% of the time it's not taken
>>386099715
That's nice to hear Sephiroth666
>>386100447
My go to 2nd choice username is Pancakes. The fuck you gonna do about it?
I use a different name for every account I make and I change my steam name every few months.
I just can't settle on a single name.
>>386101385
>SemynInDaHymen
>name is from a shitty annoying boss form the worst game of a vidya series
Name is Big Gulp. Never stop hearing the "Big Gulps of cum" joke or some variation of that.
>>386101486
It's a 6 letter name that doesn't mean anything in any language and is easy to pronounce
Get on my 10 year old level
>>386099020
>big brothr came up with a name for aSecret of Evermoreplaythrough
>use the name ever since
>this was almost 2 decades ago
>we are both so autistic and reclusive that we don't have much contact nowadays
Will still keep using it, although online friends shortened it since I am forced to use 2 variants of the name when the original is already taken.
>>386101558
Also the username is taken on a lot of platforms but I'm too autistic to bear not being Big Gulp so I name myself Bigger Gulp in case I ever run across the faggot who stole my name. I'm the alpha.
What's a good name?
>>386101868
Take a random word and modify it until it doesn't look like a word but could be a name
>>386101868
cummy_in_your_cunny
>>386101648
Are you me?
>>386101102
>change your username once a year
Now that's cringeworthy.
>>386101868
BlobWitASlit22
>>386101868
WickedLiceMan
Some of my accounts use my real name.
I thought nothing would happen to me, but then my crazy ex-girlfriend started stalking me and is trying to contact me all the time.
Never use your real name.
>>386099020
Why was this show so fucking good?
>>386102165
>Some of my accounts use my real name
That's the most normalfag thing someone could ever do.
>>386102165
>tfw kids for the past 10 years haven't been told to never give their real name, home address or phone number to strangers on the internet
>>386101868
AGoodName68
>>386102165
>Never use your real name.
No shit. Young you was an idiot.
>>386101868
Tile Destroyer
>>386102237
>>386099020
>>386099236SpeedoSausage?
>>386102237
Is he talking about the Xbox 360?
>>386102357
Young me definitely was an idiot, but I got rid of almost everything that had my real name and crazy ex-girlfriend hasn't tried to contact me for the past 2 years, so It's all good.
>>386102443
What show?
>>386101868
>>386101996
refa
reaf
frea
frae
>>386102165
>>386102348
>username is my social security number and address
Haven't watched that one yet. I've been using the same username for well over a decade by now.
>LazyMatsumoto
INTO THE TRASH
>be young Anon
>be autist with no self awareness
>love crossovers like SMBZ and Smash Bros
>love Kingdom Hearts
>first username ever was KILLERSPREE all in caps
>second username was [name]Sora
What the fuck was I thinking
>>386102506
Space Battleship Yamato (1974)
>>386099715
I know that feel
Sticked with the same nickname since 2007, now that some people know me by that name IRL i have no reason to ever change it
>>386102554
FUCK OFF BACK TO /m/
>>386101243
>it works
>>386102584
KILLERSPREE is unironically a fanastic name. Kill yourself.
>>386102613
I started watching the remake but the CG threw me off
Is the original good?
>>386100772
>change steam username
You are a massive faggot
>>386102765
It really does. Mine's great.
>google my handle when i made it 15 years ago >0 results
>google it again after this thread
>multiple usernames that just add a series of numbers to the end
if i switch someone will steal it
>>386102773
The remake is made for fanservice, anon, that's why studio XEBEC is involved.
The original is better for characters and story, the remake is better for PLOT and BACKSTORY
>username is an obscure anime reference
My current handle is UR_WORST_NIGHTMARE_666
Any suggestions for what my new handle should be?
>>386101868
XxMetalxGearxX
>>386102904
SMELLEH POOPEEXD
>>386102165
>>tfw kids for the past 10 years haven't been told to never give their real name, home address or phone number to strangers on the internet
>>386102348
I could have avoided this hell if I was born just a bit later. At least she was hot.
>>386102904
SATEHVCK
Didn't the captains family all die from radiation because of the meteor bombardment?
>>386099236
Ricepirate is a good name dude
>tfw only used my real name for some shitty megaman forums and Minecraft forums
>it was also where I was the most autistic
I hope they are dead, I am too scared to check
>>386103085
Okay we get it
>>386099395
>Silkev
It works for everyone but me
>tfw been using the same username since 2004
>made it on a whim when I was 13 and it just stuck with me
>It's a "AAA game are trash and no decent indie games are out" episode.
>>386099020
First vidya username was just random stupid joke 10yo me didn't think about.
Second was edgy cool bs "mass destruct"
Third actual sorta though out one based on my favourite vidya has stuck with me up to this day and i don't even think about it anymore because it's almost like i'ts my actual official name but for internet things.
I don't know this feel OP.
>>386103325
Sounds neat to me, fellow Kevin
>>386103325
Kevin Silva
>>386101243
>5 consonants and one vowel
You can't make something out of "Crerph".
>>386102979
>>386103089
Ok, I like those names, but I'm workshopping something a bit more conceptual. How about "X_MUM_WONT_FIND_OUT_X"?
>>386103290
>Minecraft forums
Be honest, how old are you?
>>386101243
>Nonces
Gee, thanks.
>stole my username and have been using it for the better part of 10 years
I still wonder if the guy who used it first sees me using those accounts on different websites.
>>386101243
>brocal
works pretty good, you can either pronounce it like 'locale' or 'local'
My name on most things is Welfare and I'm sticking by it
only children use anything other than their first name for an online handle
>name is more than 2 syllables and has uppercase letters, numbers, or underscores
>>386101243
What the hell
>Ladosa
>Hussad
>Stajos
>Linabr
>Hitado
>Tojhid
>>386103516
I played that shit since only Classic existed
Alright, I've decided to be productive tomorrow.
I'm gonna spend all day figuring out a good 4 or 5 letter username.
>>386103429
What the fuck!? How!?
>>386099875
I you're not atleast a little gay for your bros you're a homo that was probably diddled as a kid. There's a reason bro's before ho's is a thing.
>used to change steam name to some funny reference/joke every month or so
>suddenly depressive period, stopped changing names
>now had that same name for over 4 years
>>386103665
Half of these sound like Fire Emblem names
>>386100772
I have one steamfriend i occassionally hit up and he does it all the time.
He's a little edgy and makes noisy music and makes sure they are always obscure, randomish and arty.
This makes him sound like a total faggot but he's an alright guy. Bless you Sean.
>>386099020
>think up username for a game modding forum like 18 years ago
>been my gamertag ever since
Still like it since it isn't something with numbers or really stupid. Kind of became my second name, though I'm not dumb enough to use it IRL. Having one username for 18 years kinda makes it hard to switch mentally to something else.
>first username was the name of a character from one of my favorite shows + my older brother's age at the time
>used it for years>tfw it was Sailor Moon/Usagi's english name misspelled because I didn't know any better
>second username was part of my favorite shows' title + firstlast initial
>used it for years>tfw the show was an italian magical girl cartoon
>first yahoo e-mail address was the name of a character from one of my favorite shows + 99 because I just got 99 cooking on Runescape
>used it for years>tfw it was the magical girl name of the character but with an extra "mew"
what is 'faggot'?
>tfw my mom came up with my username over a decade ago
>still use it and enjoy it today
>>386101243
Terjos
Eh, I'll stick with "Azul"
>>386103947
What else did your loving Italian mom come up with?
>>386103985
Your name's Josephine Terror too?
>>386099778
>"no Matrix or any movie references"
>not "no meme numbers"
Your bro was pretty dumb too.
>>386099020
>It's a "sony refuses to let you change your screen name from JJ_blowfish" to something else.
>Their solution is to "just make a new account bro lol"
>Will lose all trophies and access to DLC
/v/ is right to hate sony.
>>386100365
>I'm past my weeaboo phase.
Then why are you posting on this forum?
>>386104079
It sure is list of people who could know it's me and call me Josephine in a mocking fashion.I know it's one of you shits because you guessed "Joseph" and "Terr_" at the same time you fuck
>>386103406
This is now a Kevin thread. All Kevins in this thread reply to this post
>>386104245
Kevin Chang here, proud Aussie bloke
>tfw name gets mispronounced every single time
My friends and I would joke that everyone is just dyslexic, but at this point I can't remember the last guy who said it correctly.
>>386104165
not him but I haven't watched a chinese cartoon in years, you don't need to be a weeb to talk about vidya
>>386100027
Good, you shall live with your mistakes in this life and the next.
>>386100862
Six?
>>386104004
she's not italian and sometimes she would let me play with her boobs when I was like 10
>>386099715
sup frosty
Fuck Sony for not having the option to change username, Xbox has that shit but im willing to pay anything to change my shitty username i made in middle school
>>386100447
>tfw syrup
Am I in the clear?
>>386104663
>Xbox has that shit but im willing to pay anything to change my shitty username i made in middle school
This I can't stand looking at my shitty screen name on everything related to playstation now.
>>386104393
Noice
>>386100365
>>386104325
you guys are lucky that you weren't 2hu otakus, there's no escaping that until ZUN kicks the bucket
>>386100183
GOD'S BATHROOM FLOOR FROM ATMOSPHERE'S 1997 ALBUM OVERCAST!
I DON'T THINK HE ACTUALLY SAYS LINOLEUM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM13JMhDIbM
>>386104671
I see nothing wrong with that name.
>>386104727
I actually tried to get into Touhou but couldn't, I do have my favorite though
Post your edgy as fuck nicknames from times past.
I cringe errytime.
>Warbeast
>Raze
Why do girls have names like ~*this*~ while guys have names like XX_THIS_XX? Makes me t[h]ink
>>386104942
bouba and kiki
>>386104938
>_Death_Himself_
>>386104710
yeah, there's nothing better than getting a face full of mommy's boobies at an age where you can remember it. sometimes i'd use em as a pillow and take a nap on her
it was really innocent, but all the /ss/ i've consumed in my life is making me hard just from the thought of it
>>386103898
Nigger don't tell me you actually called yourself Winxy or some shit for a while.
>>386101243
GOOPEM
not bad, but i still like Tedi better
>>386103947
When my bro started Age of Empires my mother insisted he should totally pick King Arthur as his name. Wich he then begrudgingly agreed upon.
My brother his usernames were interesting.
His first one i remember was "digital samurai" wich is only slightly less gay than "keyboard cowboy" (he always picks yoshi too)
Then on the xbox360 days his username was Nigo0ichi (Ghost in the shell reference meaning 2501 in japanese, but using a zero inplace of the jap word for it)
Online burgers would consistently pronounce it as "Neegoh-wachee" wich gave us a good laugh everytime.
Then one day we needed to make an account for excitetruck and when i came back from the toilet he called it Niqqazero1, wich got me completely hysterical.
Now years and years later he got his own 360 again and i go check it out. I open his account and i'm greeted by a big fattish black avatar with pigtails under the username "Niqqazero2".
My sides were in orbit.
Best username i came across on halo2 is still "Mitsubisiracer"(misspelled like that too)
We went to a hardcore party and there was this guy with a jacket with a huge Mitsibishi logo on his back wich immediately got me laughing too. Probably was a reference to his hotshit car or the xtc culture in the 90s, but all i could think about was fucking Mitsubisiracer.
>>386101243
>Ryydea
>Rydia
Whoa
>>386104942
*raises spork*
I have no idea :3c
>>386104727
>tfw stealing 2hu names when a new mmo/vidya-related account service comes out
>>386104930
Yeah, it's a lot tougher to get into it nowadays than it was about a decade ago. I don't regret getting into it at all though, the series is one of the few things I find legitimately beautiful, as childish as that sounds.
Who's your favorite?
>>386101868
I like to add prefixes to random words. Something like ReTart for instance.They're usually taken so it takes a while to come up with something
>>386104942
both have cocks my dude
>>386105264
my man
>>386101243
Strbra.
great I'm a strength bra now
>>386101243
>Heddong
Actually not so bad.
>>386101243
> Kuzale
meh
I made some angel sounding name after listening to Linking Park and reading Angel Sanctuary.
Used it in WoW for my gnome because that was dumb.
Skip 10+ years and I've gotten pretty bored of it so I use it semi regularly but then some guy in Overwatch ask me: "are you the ________?" and apparently some LoL streamer had used the same name. I had a couple more people asking but that's it so I guess he wasn't super popular.
Have anyone had something similar happened to them? Having a user name which became famous to some degree?
>>386105357
Brandon Streep? It's been ages bro!
>name is an English word but separated with a dash
>sounds like a name in another language
>friends can use the first part to call you, it's a decent nickname to boot
>in use for 8 years now
Feels good
>>386101868
NuckFiggers94
>>386104942
Girls with that shit in their name are either dudes or girls that are seeking as much attention as possible. Most of the fujo-like that girls I know just use a foreign name that they think sounds pretty.
>>386101243
>Abbcur
There is a pirate joke here somewhere.Flipping it to Rucbba is kinda interesting though.
>>386100862
cuk?
>>386105103winxkc
just fuck my shit up
at least the only thing google gives me is some guy on pinterest and gook sites. Whatever forums I used it on might not exist anymore.
most my usernames are names based from a story im doing. Im not clever to make a username out of something silly
>>386105482
Is that you, Connie Coxsuk? I always loved you.
>>386099020
I literally stole my username I've used for years from the multiplayer AI bots from XIII on PS2.
>>386101243
Sardak
>>386105613
It's alright, if you enjoyed those things then that's fine.
The username is cryptic enough to come across as a windows programming thing or abreviation or something like Win-Xkc.
Actually sounds kinda cool like that.
>take a normal object like "bread" or something
>be really good at the game
>people get reminded of you even when offline when they eat bread
>You will never be able to change your PSN username
Fuck these Asian kikes.
>>386100862
bob?
>>386105217Patchouli
I actually played one of the games to experiment, It was surprisingly fun, I just wish the character designs did a better job showing what the characters were supposed to represent, the canon lore and characterization are pretty awesome but it takes effort to take things seriously when everything is a little girl with a silly hat
>>386105791
How you doin' there Sarah Dakota?
>>386099020
using the nickname (corruption of surname)since I was 5, never had need to change it, only to fuck it up when it was taken, pretty proud of my (nick)Name
>>386105426
Donkic the Heddong
>>386100027
You can't? I thought you could change it once. FUCK.
>>386099395
>took my initials and mixed them around
I'm happy with it
I never grew sick of mine, some faggot just started getting it in every ge first, and I refuse to add fucking numbers to my name. Used it for 15ish years without an issue.... it's not even a name that I would think anyone else would want
>>386105835
>Win-Xkc
woah, that is neat
I guess I can always claim nostalgia if someone figures it out
>>386100183
FAT ASS
anyone else put a - or ^ symbol at the end of your name?
I think it adds a nice aesthetic.
>>386101249
You should go outside and chill fag. Calm down.
>>386106194
No because it looks like shit.
>>386105887
I like the way you think anon
>>386106194
That's for snowflake faggots, plain letters are the ultimate aesthetic for usernames.
>>386101243
You ain't getting me that easily, CIA.AurLun
>hate my Minecraft name
>but it's OG
it'sVivianJamesno bully
Suggest me some nice usernames pls
I want it to have 2 syllables.
>>386099020
Where's that captain from again?
>>386106449
quma
>>386106489
The hunt for red october
>>386106449
faggot
>>386106449
Kudos
>>386101243
Rainer
wow, amazing
>>386106449
Bancake
Probably already taken
It put 3 seconds of effort into it
Enjoy
>>386106449
CockSlut
>>386106449
Moomin.
>>386105990
Nice choice! Reimu is my favorite. Can't beat the original.
If you're still open to trying it, read Forbidden Scrollery. It's the more serious of the newer manga and really gives you some perspective to Gensokyo and the relationship between humans and youkai. It's not as silly as the games, and the art is much easier to swallow.
My accounts are Jojo's references
>>386106637
That's my current onealmost
>just use my real first name with "sleepy" in front of it
gamertags are gay
>>386101243
Strjay
>>386104938
>Knight of Day
>haven't changed username since 1999
>still has 1337 speak in it
>>386106716
Give an example
>>386101243
>Zhulnik
I don't think that works
>my account name is a 2-in-one reference
Felt proud of myself at the time but since it's so recognizable and unique everyone and their fucking mother knows who I am. I actually ran into someone from a discord server on GTA5 today who recognized me by my username. Sometimes I wish I'd chosen a different one.
>>386104938
Zz_DarkWolf_zZ
>>386106683
I will try that, thanks
>>386106808
Basically my favorite stands but with something changed, but making reference to the word it replaced or just the stand pronunciation
>>386106841
sounds cool to me
captcha confirms it's cool, WRIGHT ROAD
>tfw changing usernames every year or so and always end up thinking they're stupid later or feeling like they don't fit
i can never come up with anything that sounds "me," i always end up with something that seems gimmicky
>be very well known and more or less well liked in one community
>have different username in another community where I'm infamously hated
>someone connects the two accounts, alongside my youtube account and 3 other past usernames I've had on one of the websites
>now all of those names (all of which are puns) have been ruined and the reputation of not only me but those names have been soiled
>I have to be incognito and come up with new puns and stay as anonymous as possible if I don't want my bad reputation to follow me everywhere I go
JUST
U
S
T
>>386106981
Which stand?
>>386107042
>caring about your internet "reputation"
> Make account on PSN
> Oh shit a mistake in something
> Try again
> Name taken
Am I the only retarded who took his own nick ?
>someone is able to get all the real names (at least the names people entered into their computer) of the users of a certain server by fucking around in the client's files
>they leak it
>have an androgynous name
>everyone thinks I'm a girl
>>386107230
(You)'re scaring me anon
>do something cool/funny in game
>no one says anything
>some other fag does something significantly less cool/funny
>chat explodes in OMG HAHAHAHAHA WOOOW LOL ROFL omg guy you're so good
>>386107290
I did that twice for my Origins account
>>386103665
>>386103454
>>386106771
>>386106841
>Europeans
>>386107384
What part is the stand in?
The blurays for Yamato 2202 came out a few days ago. Just have to wait for a translation now.
>>386100027
>forget email attached to my PSN because I've since changed emails
>can't recover via username for some fucking retarded reason
THANKS SONY
>tfw my username is almost 20 years old
>when you take a part edgy name and then the first object on your right as your user name
DemonBlanket
>>386107402
>make a joke
>crickets
>ask if anyone wants to see my cock
>people think it's fucking hilarious
worst part is getting a friend request from one of them after a game
>>386107517
Away, away !
>origin doesnt let you just have any name you want like steam does
fucking christ was that annoying
>>386106867
>have unique, simple username for years
>playing a vidya online
>"omg are you the same [username] who did [thing]?"
I never know whether to feel accomplished or scared.
>>386104938
StormRage68
>naming yourself after decently obscure dinosaurs
>naming yourself German words that sound like meaningless English words
How are these methods?
My current go to usernames are Anatotitan and Ganove.
>mash some letters together and come up with a feminine name for an MMO character
>stick with it for years>people think you're a girl
>>386107931
Same here.
>hey anon, are you that person who made princess tutu amvs back in the day?
>N-NO
>>386107965
Are you 12?
>>386101243
>Ramer
Woah
>>386104938
killerX
>>386104938
_Arch_Demon_
>>386107843
????????????????????
>>386101243
>Mceale
>>386108017
Link ur AMVs son
>>386108124
'name taken'
>>386100027
You can't?
Xbox has had this feature since 2003
>>386101243
clakee
uhhh I don't know what to make of that, I'll just stick with my current handlecan't frittz the jittz
Do you like my username?
>tfw it was taken once in Star Trek Online
>>386107946
>not stormrage69
ya blew it
>>386099778
>not using a Matrix reference for nearly twenty years
Unfortunate.
>>386107931
>>386108017
>draw fan art for a certain general here on 4chan
>>particular general is known for being not only cancerous but also dangerous, as several posters have gotten doxxed by our resident literal psychopath(s)
>do some random edits by request, only did it 3 or 4 times over the past two years
>did 3 pieces of fanart
>do an edit today of something that happened
>hey, are you the same anon who did XYZ and ABC?
>mfw
If they get hold of my username anywhere, I'm deleting, leaving the generals, moving country, changing my name, and never ever talking about the series again. The anon who recognized me seems to be one of the nicer ones, but it still freaks me out.
>>386101243
>analle
>>386108163
They were deleted years ago, which is what made it freaky. Weren't even very popular at all.
Why can't we change PSN accounts names again ? Is it that hard ?
>>386101868
alejandro.lopez99
>>386099020
>want a new username
>can't think of a good one
>>386108597
Same problem.
Speaks a lot about our creativity
>>386108492
They gave some bullshit reason about player toxicity or something
>>386099020
>It's a "Your account gets banned and your old friends don't know it's you because you had to get a new name" OVA.
>>386104938
>hellfiresoldier 13yo
>>386104727
ain't that the truth
>>386106449
manko
>>386108752
That was adorable
>Make Troll in WoW
>random name generator three times
>'RunAzz'
>Yeah, okay. Fine. Thanks, WoW.
>Get suspended for it two months later
>>386106113
I think the biggest struggle people 10+ years from now will face is finding a username that isn't taken already without a completely forgettable string of numbers after it
>>386099236
Tom Fulp?
>>386104938
ill_make_a_cake
not really edgy just cringe. i guess it's not that bad.
>>386101243
Harkie. Not bad.
>>386109160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YA
I apologize for nothing
>>386100183
TAKE THE SPAWN OUTSIDE.
>>386101243
>AndMic
It's shit
>>386104938
black_magician_666
i hadn't actually seen yugioh, i just like mages and i was an edgy teen so go to colour was black and go to number was 666
>>386108997
>it's a things that didnt happen episode
>>386101243
I can't use this method, people will think I'm either a Metal Gear Solid VA or the masculine version of a certain thicc robot.
But it's god-damned handy and I'm going to remember it for others.
>>386109305SEED*
LEAVE IT IN THE STREETS
>>386109575
ATHFags are just as bad as pony fuckers.
>>386099020
>It's an "upcoming sequel to a game has your username as the name of the villian" episode
>Get messages from faggots about it constantly while playing the original game
>Will only increase in the second game
It feels like being cursed by the game devs.
>Have regular handle in one community
>Join another one but with a different handle because I don't like my old one
>Eventually friends from both communities intersect
>Old friends don't want to use my new handle so conversations refer to me as two different names constantly
>This happens again later with a third group
You'd think I'd learn my lesson.
>>386100027
When you go online and see people with "Xxx" or edgy shit like "Death" in their name and know they regret it.
>>386101243
>Retard
no thanks
I was sick of it when I first made it but I don't care and I'm sticking with it.
>>386104938
>The_Greginator
>>386109575
RUN OVER IT AFTER THE SHOW
>>386099020
>finally decide on a username
>no one gets the reference
>change all of my names to this everywhere
>twitter, youtube, psn, forums, steam, everything
>have it for about five years now almost
>suddenly starting to second guess it after everyone has come to associate me with it
Fuck. I guess it's not bad but no one gets the reference and assumes it has no meaning.
>>386108872
>i'll make porn under this name
>wait this is a reallly good name I'll use it for everything
I have made a horrible mistake.
>>386099236
Cryburger/Nial?
>>386100862
Hey Gay
>>386109736
this made more laugh way more than it should of
>>386101243
>doing this is just my last name
huh
>>386100550
Sounds like you don't have any friends.No, people you met online aren't real friends
>username is a reference to a celestial body/object
No regrets.
>>386109924
>tfw your porn making name is the best
Fuck me, I know this feel. I have two identities though, sometimes feels like split personalities.
>>386101243
>just looks like a really stupid way to say "femur"
No, I'm good.
>>386099020
>>386110198
>username is an obscure babylonian or sumerian god
Ha ha, I am a genius.
>>386110198
>uranus
>>386099020
Fuck, I feel this so hard. I've been trying to think up a new one for several months now but everything sounds stupid. Also everyone knows me by my current name... :/
>tfw it's pronounced differently than it looks to Americans
I should have known a 2:1 vowel ratio was a mistake.
>>386100862
I never thought I'd see you again, Cum...
>>386101243
>Ivashe
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>386099020
1)You just list 4 words that you think are cool
2)Go to the https://www.wordunscrambler.net/word-combiner.aspx
and make a new word out of them
GG EZ
Me and my friend did a writeup presentation for Finding Mrs Locklear before Rhett and Link because this big youtube thing
good times
>Terrible at conjuring a unique handle despite PC gaming since 99
>Steam nickname for the longest time was Obamessiah (which was a play on words that people believe was foreign/japanese) or Jake from State Farm
>Afraid to change my name to something reasonable because was well known on Chivalry for being a terrific dueler
>>386101243
>FagChr
>see dumb meme about the pokemon ziggzggon and rigby from regular show when I was ~14
>pick up the name rigzaggon
>irl friends that play with me call me rig
>every new friend that joins our group calls me rig
>everybody still think my name is rigby
>everybody thinks my favorite pokemon is zigzaggon
Im trying to find a new vidya name.
>>386110956
Chris Fagtron?
>>386104938
>xXnight_stalkerXx
kill me
>>386101243
Whijer
Huh. Sounds like a racial slur.
I just name it after myself on the rare occasions I don't roll with the default one.
I got banned from a UT2k4 server when I tried to be funny and offended jews
>>386101868
i've been usingzharkossince 2008
>>386111020
M8 rig is a killer nickname, just try to make the pokemon relevance fade over time
>>386101243
>The most anglo of names becomes a weeb-sounding nickname
Kinjor here I come
>>386101243
McGCai
I hate it.
>>386111068
Worse, it'sChristopher Faganul.
>>386101243
>Rammat
Eh.
>>386101243
>HamBra
>>386104938
>Jordan Fett
>xxnoobslayerxx
I was the underage, annoying faggot in CS 1.5 servers. I look back and cringe, while also thanking those people for being tolerant of me while I ran them over with vehicles on as_crazytank
>>386111327
More like Christopher Faganal am I right?
>>386101243
>Weaeri
>Eriwea
th-thanks?
>>386099236
Mike, didn't you change your name to Panoots though?
>>386104938
>doomsday_ninja
>deathspy
>dark caller
My parents didn't hit me enough.
>>386111327
Your last name sounds like a gay pasta dish.I like it desu
>>386111438
If I had a nickel for the number of people who thought it was pronounced like that I'd have a few dollars.It's really pronounced "fag anel" (it rhymes with "shell".)
>>386111661
Still doesn't save you from being a fag
>>386100862
UMR?
I really like the sound of "sva" as the first three letters of a username, anyone have suggestions on the rest of it?
>>386111886
svaggot
>>386103665
>>386103789
the other half sounds sand nigger as fuck
>>386111923
Thanks anon
>>386111726
I actually have a gay cousin who changed his last name to "Roberts" or something.
>>386111886
svafefe
svasva
svavao
svaavs
svagaga
svapobopdoobiddlybopboombamboombiddlyboo I'M THE SCATMAN
svag
svarate a future for white children
svadensva
svadegos
svahili
svazi
svatto
>thread inspires to look for new username
>blank out completely
>use same vidya username for 8 year
>use same username for pretty much every account everywhere
>still fucking love it to this day
My username was just the most vaguely shaman-sounding word I could think of in another Language (Namely: Swahili).
>>386112098
BlankOut
>>386112098
Welcome to the struggle
Tbh, I'm pretty sure the trick is that it has to be spontaneous. You can't spend your time laboring over a new username because it'll just come out dumb
>not just naming yourself after a vidya character you like
>>386101243
Sinand
Reaper POTG mode activate
>>386101243
>davdav
wow thanks
>>386112262
Pleb
>>386101091
yea same, if i look mines up theres no one else that has it
>>386101243
Asaght
>use the same username for basically everything
>googling it shows my old YouTube account, with horrible ebin videos from middle school and a music video parody project from high school and all the old naruto/linkin park amv's in the favorites list
I WANT OUT
>make my steam account when i was a edgy brat still playing minecraft
>years later i cringe whenever i see it
>can't change it
> Keep changing usernames over the years
> All my friends have clever usernames they've used the whole time
>>386101243
>take the first three letters of your last name and the first three letters of your first name them combine both
>it's just my name minus one letter
>Come up with some super edgy nick back when I was 12
>As a non-native english speaker have hard time writing it right
>Brother gets annoyed how long it takes me to get into games cause im taking so long writing my nick
>Makes a mockery of my nick
>ends up being much easier to write and looka pretty cool
14 years and still sticking with itthanks bro
>>386099810
LOL
>>386099715
same happened to me. people just kept calling by my nick through the entire high school. it was kinda cool I guess?
(no it wasn't 'faggot')
>>386104938
911_Stormtrooper
What the fuck was I thinking?
>>386101243
>Juunen
Sounds way too weeb for my taste
>>386101015
>used to think "#no sound" was some kind of huge clan that many people were a part of
>>386101015
UK-iller#nosound#highasfuck
Is "slowdive” a good username? It's the name of some band but I think it sounds decently interesting
>>386104938
>got a friend to help me come up with a new name
>he suggested Zero Solace
>ow the edge
>he tells another friend
>other friend steals it to use as his DJ name
>i come up with something better
he never made it as a DJ too
>>386113073
Get ready to be called "slow" alot.
>>386111423
I think I know you.
>want to share my (mediocre) username with /v/
>don't want /v/ to bully the shit out of me on Steam
>>386100862
fag
>>386113193possibly
What state?
>>386113220
nobody gives a fuck about you.
Just shows how much tyou crave attention little shit
>>386113340QLD, Aus?
>>386113390
Ah sorry m8, im texan
>>386113453
Dammit, I was only off by half the globe.
>>386104938
>Hericide
I just wish synthol wasnt the name of some fucking steroid
>>386113623
Just use Synthlol
>>386101243
Owechrtfw im retarded and misspelled my first name in my head so i thought it was owechi
>Vidya user name is irl nickname and will never good sick of it
>>386104938
Creeperbinladen
>>386100356
is it otrebot or otterbot
>>386113679
Eh, doesn't sound the same. -ol is a good chemical suffix
Maybe synthico?
>>386099395
>Coland
Not the best but definitely not the worst.
>>386104938MEANOLDFATMAN
>>386099020
I've recently moved on from just using my initials to an actual name, I don't think getting sick of my initials counts though
>>386101243
Worale is too close to morale, and it reminds me of moral orel.
>tfw both of my irl nicknames became irrilevant as soon as american singers with such names pop up.
Thank you Drake and Kesha
>>386099020
>Username is used by more people than actual name
>Forget real name half the time
Feels good man. I should do what Yahtzee did and change my name.
>>386099020
never happened to me because I didn't pick a numale name. came up with mine when I was like 10 and it's never taken
>>386109736
>Ard
What's your first name, anon?
>>386113968
id do that but theres so much hassle youd have to go through to change a lot of things before and after
>>386101243
McALia
Mc names don't work
>>386101868
Walking Talking Stephen Hawking
>>386114242
Unless you're a lifeless loser like me, I got very few documents.
>>386114248
go to bed you mick
>>386101243
Czejac. hmmmm
Fucking PSN
I just use my real name for everything, I've never thought up a nickname in my life
>>386105021
Do you want to fuck your mom? What was the username for?
>>386101243
>Shatim
>Thought it was last 3 of your first name so my first one was Shathy
I feel like I'm close but something still seems missing
>>386101243
>Ourosc
>Oscour
Fuck me sideways either I reveal my first name or I have an impractical mouthful
>>386114818
Schlatim
>>386100027
>tfw made a whole new PSN account just so I could escape the dumb as fuck name I made when I was 14
>tfw there's a 99% chance I'm gonna end up regretting it in a few years
>>386114851
Don't worry, Oscar.
>>386099020
>Love reading
>Study literature
>Reach postmodernism
>Stop reading. At all.
>Start thinking I hate books
>Start thinking literature is shit and I got the wrong career.
>Finish career.
>See a book which may seem good.
>Read it in a single afternoon.
>I fucking love every single bit of it.
>Realise it's not that I'm growing sick of literature.
>Realise I've been reading shit books.
Fuck academy plebs.
Also that may be what's wrong with you. When I get sick of vidya I go back to the classics. And I still love them. Recently I discovered Dragon's Dogma and it has become one of these games I keep playing. It's just a matter of finding a good game, even if it's relatively harder these days.
>>386106716
What's your favorite part? Mine are
Part 3>Part4>part 2>Part 6 > part 7> Part 8> Part 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> part 5
>>386099395
Just use the captcha and keep refreshing until you find something you like, you'd be surprised what you'll make. I made my old Steam username from just refreshing the captcha.
>Dundee Zona
>Twila Ringneck
>Walsall Hibald
>Tico Unata
>Herreria
>Bascom
>Yaxcaba
>>386101243
oerdeo
wat no
>>386108752
That was nice
>>386104938GaaraShadow63Shadow as in "Shadow the Hedgehog"
Shadow
>>386115010
>Study literature
>>386102865
But they both have GOAT OPs.
But only the original series has Sanadarevealing that his limbs were lost in an accident as a child, and replaced with bombs, so he'll take off his arms and legs and detonate them then ride the explosion on a piece of debris.
>>386115010
The fuck? Is that a thing with people in your area of study? To just suddenly hate reading?
I know you realized you didn't but what's the consensus with pretentious assholes in literature circles these days anyway?
>>386099778
My sister did the complete opposite, I made a generic gmail account years agi and never looked back.
>>386101775
>so I name myself Bigger Gulp in case I ever run across the faggot who stole my name. I'm the alpha.
>alpha taking a Bigger Gulp of cum than Big Gulp
you're really showing him who the apex faggot is
>>386101243
>Pilmat
I used to play Counter Strike with the username "ABoyAndHisBlobFanboy69" and my spray was the blob. I would keep spraying it on the ground around me to make it look like the blob was following me
>>386101243
>Hardon
Your trick fucking sucks anon
>>386101558
>Never stop hearing the "Big Gulps of cum" joke or some variation of that.
>>386099020
I love my name. It's edgy but cool.
>Need a Twitter account to post screenshots from Switch games
>Want my Twitter name to be the same as my Switch username without any stupid numbers
>Twitter name is already taken by a person whose account is completely inactive.
>>386101868
Just go nuts in Mad Libs till you find something appropriate
I've been trying to come up with a good username for two years and never settled on anything
I had a really autistic one in high school, then a completely different autistic one, then an okay one, then a kys tier one. I stayed with that one for god knows how long. Eventually, I had to shorten it for the 3DS. It sounded retarded after a couple of years so I shortened it again to three letters. I've been using that ever since, because it rolls off the tongue better and I can pretend it doesn't have anything to do with an older one
>>386101243
Hudaar
Aarhud
>>386115398
Thing is that I didn't hate reading, just reading bullshit. Same for vidya. It's weird to hate games, but it's normal to hate most soulless modern games. But that's ok. Lots of gems get made today that will probably be classics in the future.
>>386104270
How does an Aussie get 'Chang' as their last name?
>God Tier
using a very common, untraceable username that is special for not being special, real first names belong here
>Great Tier
your username is a combination of innocuous verbs and nouns that is unique and may be nonsensical
>Okay Tier
your username is funny/clever but the charm wears off after seeing it so often
>Meh Tier
naming yourself after a historical figure or celebrity
>Low Tier
your name has an animal in it, you will always be seen as the furry even if you didn't mean it (such as Metal Gear Solid soldier names)
>Shit Tier
beginning and ending your username with 'X's and underscores, using numbers in place of letters, and people who change their usernames frequently belong here
>tfw remembering all those cringeworthy posts with your old usernames
>>386115394
That part cemented Sanada as being my favourite Yamato character hands down followed closely by Analyzer.
And Analyzer was some fucking chap.
>>386100238
that was tagg, not you
>username is a mashup of crush's name and my name
>still using it 16 years later
>>386111550
Le Smurf voice man
>>386102904
666_NOTHIN_PERSONNEL_KID_666
>>386099715
Zeis? it is you?
>>386100447
he doesn't call himself like something delicious
>>386116426
>you will always be seen as the furry even if you didn't mean it (such as Metal Gear Solid soldier names)
well fug
>use name in my mother-tongue
>just some foods combined in a word
>original as hell
>hilarious as hell
>memorable as hell
>>386100027
>Make psn a decade ago when in peak awkward middle school emo years
>Literal children harassing me over it or singing some youtube poop that shares a word in it
>Ppl my age generally ignore it or make one dumb joke before dropping it
>Had some Australian guy in his 30's get straight pissed when nobody in the raid laughed at his incredibly subpar jokes about it
Probably just gonna remake soon idk `\_{°¢°}_/'
>>386101243
preric
>>386101243
First name is 8 letters commonly shortened to 3 letters... Last name is literally only 3 letters... Yeah uh fuck you
>>386100150
underrated
>>386114818
Shatimout #scatrp
>>386116426
I don't think I've ever heard of a snake furry in my life
>>386104938
Deathfang
>>386099020
>have an extremely generic username that I've been using since around ~2000
>>386117805
look up "Scalies"
>>386100447
Food usernames are hard to get right, you have to:
>not have a sweet food (pussy/beta tier)
>not have generic food like bread
>not have weird foreign food
>not have meme tier food (got milk/pudding)
I guess you could pull the last one off if you were ironic enough
>be an oldfag
>pick an username with 3 letters so I could use it in the arcade scores
>the internet comes around
>please insert a username with at least 4 characters
>fuck my fucking cunt alright i'll add a char to it
>a few years go by
>eventually most websites force you to choose 5
>fucking fuck this shit
>now they're asking for 6
>>386117286
>console
>raid
enjoy destiny 2 with all the other children
I started using a different name on steam and people find it FUCKING hilarious
I only ever play TF2 anymore though
>>386116426
>and people who change their usernames frequently belong here
And that also goes for people who change their avatars multiple times a week. Without exception you can tell they're someone who spends way too many time on the internet chatting or roleplaying or whatever the fuck
>>386101243
>3 letter name and surname
>>386104938
>Heisenberg
I still can't think of anything good to replace it with.
>>386118370
Knocker
>>386099020
>mfw my online handle is older than most of the kids playing online these days
>>386101243
>Borjoa
No sir I don't like it
>>386101243
Akcemr
How the fuck am i supposed to pronounce this
>look up username in google images
>bunch of furfag shit shows up because i accidentally followed some furfag on twitter a while back
>still shows even though i unfollowed right away
what the FUCK
>>386118571
You're infected.
>>386101243
>Aleeda
not too bad but sounds really girly
>>386114851No one will give a shit if you "reveal"
your first name.
>mfw brother named himself after a sword in norse mythology
>>386118571
There is no way back now.
Only Yiffing
>>386104938
FinalHour
>>386118571
>Google my username
Some guy who used to use it for roleplaying years ago shows up.