Splatoon 2 Thread

*Splatoon 1.5

>Salmon Run
>Cannons are up
>Nobody uses it because they want the points from dunking golden eggs
>I'm the only one who actually protects the team from the massive hoards

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How are those rank coming along?
I hit triple S today.

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Who's /mayo/ here?

Furry thread?

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>>386094662

>Level 27
>2 more levels until I get my main back
It won't be as good as the Cherry, but whatever
Think I can get it by the splatfest if I play all day tomorrow? Should I use my double XP tickets or keep digging into my 1.5 stash?

>>386094829
it should be
>furries vs the whole fucking world

>>386094630
I didn't think I'd ever get so far but I'm about to hit A- in Splat Zones. If you needed any more proof that rank isn't an indicator of skill, here I am.

>>386094829
>ywn see in immense, immeasurable butthurt when furries win

What a sad world.

>>386094829
OwO

>furry mod deletes thread because people were shit-talking his cult
Better just start deleting Spat2n threads for the next hour. That'll sure show us.

>>386094662
furries are alredy gone, now it's anime vs anime haters

Reposting in new thread for the guy who wanted Tower Control tips:
>>386093390
Hopping on the tower for a moment when teams are facing off will stop it there. Useful when trying to maintain a push. Also, if you're trying to stop them in overtime, a grenage on the tower and a timely hop is always a nice start, but only try that if you're a close range weapon or there are few enemies around. Flanking is super useful in TC, as is the highground., since shooting onto the tower from below can be hard. If you see your team die/you're getting overwhelmed, push retreat to a cove, try to get that higher ground/flank route and give your team someone to jump to. 2 people on the tower is shitty unless you the opponents have mostly been wiped, in which case, it speeds it up. And, this is important for all modes, try to capitalize on 2 v 1 opportunities. If you are ever being shot at, you can run, but keep watching the guy, so if your teammate steps into help, you can easily gank him. And help your teammates when they are in firefights

>>386094996
I dunno, man. Mayo is less popular than ketchup.

>>386095059
Wish it would've stayed up so I could laugh harder at the madness of anti-furries.

Weapons without real bombs feel incomplete to me

>>386094662
>>386094829
>>386094996
>>386095070
I miss Miiverse. This new shit being overrun by all forms of cancerous fandoms is killing me inside.

>>386094829
>furries vs. normal people

>>386095070
That would be a good one. I want to take a gallon of weeb tears when anime loses in a poll to something like cartoons or western TV.

>>386095229
>anti-furries
>aka literally anyone who isn't a furry

>>386095352
No, just the autists like you that make it their "duty" to go out of their way to shame people who like something they don't.

>>386094631
>Putting anything other than salt on fries, period

>>386095267
Wasn't Miiverse overrun by weebshit?

>>386095426
>Furry in charge of calling someone autistic
>When his little circlejerk got mad porn was reported and decided to do the mature thing and spam it even harder
Do yourself a favor and just die.

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Don't mind us, just a couple of gamer squids. Please don't hit on us silly kids.

>>386095426
>shame
>using tumblr words
By the way furfags literally are not welcome here.

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Who here /S+inall3modes/?

>>386095514
Weebshit is at least 100x better than furshit
Not because weebshit is good, but because furshit is fucking terrible.

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Who else /salmonrun&turfwaronly/ here?

I've barely touched ranked.

>>386095839
How do you not get bored of Turf War?
Ranked is just straight up more fun.

>>386095756
Also furries like to pretend their fetish is as accepted or recognized as weebshit is in a Japanese game.

>>386095550
You too.

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Not being able to play Salmon Run all the time? That's fine. What's not fine is PUTTING THE FUCKING CHARGER AS A FUCKING WEAPON IN THE ROTATION!!!

>>386095642
>tumblr word
It's a real life word, look it up in a dictionary.

>>386095756
You're delusional.

>>386095927
It isn't which makes little sense.

>>386096079
>Literally "no u"
God, furries are pathetic.

What's the algorithm for deciding when to cut your pay or retain it?
Some matches I lost I had played okish and it retained it, but some others we managed to gather 30+ per wave, or I was top score and it still gave me a cut? Last match I was with one other guy and we made it to wave 3 before dying, but gathered a lot and still cut it

Really, wth?

Next splatfest is cunnies vs bunnies (as in butts)

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Am I fresh?

>>386096187
>Furfag going hard on the defensive
To what do we owe this pleasure and amusement?

>>386096214
It's not healthy to have such a hate boner for such minor things. Talk to your therapist about it.

>>386096316
>implying you weebfags don't go even harder trying to defend wanting to diddle children

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>>386095229
>people don't like my weird dogfucking fetish porn and the fact that I obnoxiously spam it everywhere pretending it's normal?
>they must be insane
Furfaggots baffle me

Stop feeding the trolls

>>386096414
Not even a weeb, dude. Sorry, but you're gonna need different ammo here.

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Literally stop engaging with furfags. This is why their shit is filling the miiverse. Just talk about the game and cry over the fact that you'll never join me in triple S+ Valhalla

>>386096187
YOU'RE delusional.
People like anime.
People HATE degenerate dogfuckers.
People hate you faggots. Can't you see that? Literally EVERYONE hates you. From the neckbeards posting here, to the parents concerned for their children. Get out and stay out.

>>386096550
I won't even join someone in single S+. Solo queue is still fucking hell.

>>386094631
I'm mayo, but not a furry degenerate.

The stage is up for splatfest.

>>386096498
>>that I obnoxiously spam everywhere
Are you seeing things that aren't there? Or are you stuck in 2007? Furry stuff hasn't been noticeable on any major or minor site since ponyfuckers came around.

>>386096727
Wait what? Should I be playing right now? I was about to go to sleep. I thought this started tomorrow?

>>386096527
>i-if I lie, th-then it'll make him look stupid!

>>386096598
It's worse that people like cancerous garbage that is anime. It ruined an entire fucking country. Anyone who likes anime should be fucking ashamed of themselves. You have to be dumb to think that weebs aren't more cancerous than furfags.

>>386096873
Nah, it's just the scaffolding.

>>386096767
Check the hub area of the game we're discussing.

>>386096767
Have you been unaware we're talking about the furshit being spammed in the game this whole time? I don't care if you people post your shit on containment sites, but it's plaguing the notMiiverse.

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>>386094459
I need pictures! Pictures of Pearl!

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PSA FOR FURFAGGOTS

>>386096889
Sure if I was lying, but you can't prove it anyway lmao. Back to Deviantart with you, furfucker.

>>386096231
You lose 20 points for losing on wave 1, 10 points for losing on wave 2, and pay is retained for losing on wave 3. You're just misremembering.

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>>386094631
ketchupfags will pay

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>>386096550
>tfw almost at S+ Rainmaker

By the time I hit triple S+, it'll be less of a valhalla and more of dining hall.

>>386096598
But that's wrong, you child fucker. Only weebs hate furfags, because they have to use a scapegoat to pretend they're better than them, when in fact, they're much worse.

>>386096767
>stuck in 2007
>2007
Ok, this furry historical revisionism is getting more and more ridiculous. You people set the time back for this supposed only time that furries were hated a year every year or so. In 2013, it was "go back to 2011" (presumably denoting when mlp took the spotlight for autism) , in 2015, "go back to 2009". This shit is getting absurd and I don't know who it is you're trying to fool.

Furthermore, we're literally arguing about an incident where furfaggots are spamming splatoon 2 with furshit so I don't know why you're attempting this "furries did nothing wrong since mlp" angle

>>386097206
No, everyone hates you.

>>386096946
Sorry, I don't play children's games. Regardless, you shouldn't take these kid's art away, let them draw what they want.

>>386097009
Look everyone! It's the pedophile that pretends he's better than someone who likes stylized artwork!

>>386096970
Completely harmless in this case. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it needs to go away.

>>386097206
I'm pretty certain nobody likes you.

>>386097206
>Only weebs hate furfags
There's a new one.

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furfags hate anime because japan has completely stopped pandering to them forever

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>>386097386
>Neckbeard autists drawing dogs receiving cumshots in a kids game is harmless
Sometimes I just be thinking.

>>386097032
>namefag
This entire post is false-flagging bullshit made up by weebs to continue to pretend that furries are bad people and weebs are better. It's manufactured fake news. None of this happens, except with the very, very few vocal autists. This same thing happens with weebs anyway, it's entirely ironic.

>>386097435
They're mad because Kemono Friends wasn't actually kemono.

>>386097386
I really like your posts. You should consider adopting a tripcode.

>>386097521
Ok.

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>play salmon run
>everyone and their mother now plays like dogshit thanks to the charger
This shit needs to go.

>>386097206
>>386097386
>>386097521
This fucker is so far down the asshole of denial he can't even see the light anymore.

>>386097262
Because furries have been steadily getting less and less cancerous, while weebs have been taking the throne. In fact, I bet most of the cancerous furries back then flocked to anime when everyone hated them, and hate furries now to pretend like they were in the right the whole time.

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>>386097604
that would be also getting mad at something like dog days

Will I do better with .96 gal if I treat it like a semiautomatic?

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>furshit
>Overwatch/Splatoon event
PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE

>>386097521
Weebs aren't the only people that hate you dude
The only anime I've ever watched was Evangelion and Samurai Champloo, maybe DBZ and Pokemon if that even counts

>>386097704
The difference being that the former literally has "kemono" in the title.

>>386097293
>I don't play children's games
kek
>kid's art
top kek

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>>386097475
It's mayo. No kid is going to know what it is. There's worse references to sexual shit in 20th century cartoons.

>>386097435
>implying
The few good Japanese artists left that aren't drawing sameface anime lolis are quite nice. Doesn't mean Japanese culture isn't shitty, but there are always exceptions.

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>guy with the charger is clueless about how mothership works

Come on guys, there's no need for all this fursecution.

>>386097783
He's just gonna call you a weeb anyway because you've happened upon anime at some point in your life.

>>386097792
makes you wonder why Japan has stayed away from the original perception of Kemono and just stuck with the 10%

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

>>386097868
Just keep defending your degenerate fetish lifestyle, dude. That'll make you more likable.

>>386097868
The fact that you admit it and think it will go over a kid's head just makes you that more of a degenerate.

>>386097868
>The few good Japanese artists left that aren't drawing sameface anime lolis are quite nice. Doesn't mean Japanese culture isn't shitty, but there are always exceptions.


its actually all the degenerate furfags who post nonstop that ruined it all

blame yourselves you fags

>>386097768
Considering the other option, I'd rather pick furshit.

>>386097856
Artwork for kids can still have quality, but kids games are made only for kids, with no quality to let kids roast their brains while their parents can go fuck each other in the other room.

>>386097768
>that fucking inkling face
Hilarious how something they put so much effort into is ruined by one specific thing.

>>386098053
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>386097435

Please have mercy, it's just a baby!

This thread is HILARIOUS

best thread i've seen in a while, thanks /v/

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>>386097868
Holy fuck. This autist is completely serious about everything he's said in this thread, isn't he? I thought he was just fishing for (You)s

>>386095839
Turf War is just too easy since no one experienced plays it after level 10.
It's like bullying children except you don't get the satisfaction of hearing them cry.

>the cancerous weebs pretend they're completely guilt free while the cancerous furfag goes off on them
this is gold. I haven't seen weebs this BTFO by someone they absolutely hate. he's actually right, it's incredible

>>386098281
you sure got me xD

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>>386098201
each tiny one you miss will hop on to the fly machine and splat your team

DELETE SALMON and furfags

>>386098374
>I'm actually right, it's incredible

>>386098374
>No new IP
Samefag more subtly.

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>>386098239
No problem.

>>386098067
Keep seething

>>386098121
He fucked up by making it HyperRealistic.

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CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING FURRIES PLEASE?! HOW ARE YOU LIKING THE GAME /ink/ ? EXCITED FOR THE SPLATFEST?!

>>386098374
>unique posters remained at 33 with this post
rly makes u think

>>386097935
Thanks, Japan.

>>386098484
>>386098512
someone agrees with someone i don't like, it must be a samefag!

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>pass level 20
>can't have fun in turf war anymore because now everyone's a fucking pro except me
Time to sell the game I guess.

>>386098559
>/ink/
Wrong board

>>386098552
I'd totally be willing to give Overwatch a try if they had a demo or something.

>>386098559
>we will never have comfy splatoon threads because of the furfag/weebfag flamewar

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>>386098559
MAN THE GAME IS PRETTY NEAT BOUGHT A SWITCH YESTERDAY JUST FOR IT.
I?M PRETTY HYPE ABOUT THE SPLATFEST JUST SAW THE DECORATIONS BEING SET UP-
DID YOU LIKE THE CAMPAIGN?

>>386098697
It'll go back to normal after Splatfest, I promise.

>>386098692
They sometimes have Free Weekends or something.

>>386098552
>pedofaggot continues to prove my point
Are you guys even trying at this point?

>>386098618
How's your first summer here at 4chan.com, little buddy? Better watch how you spend your time. Won't have as much time to shitpost once the school year rolls around again.

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>>386098680
Oh... thats awkward ... hows it going /v/ ? Hows all the 'wite boi' threads been?

>>386098751
FUCK YEAH DUDE YOU MAYO OR CHUP ? EITHER WAY GOOD LUCK AND ALL THAT GAY SHIT

>>386098618
Which poster are you then? The poster count remained at 33, please point me to your previous post.

>>386098697
If I ever find the guy that set the furries off with his drawing or the asshole furry who told all his butt buddies to retaliate against it I will fucking kick them in the balls so hard.

>>386098559
I"M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
GONNA GET TO QUEEN RIGHT AWAY AND TAKE A BREAK

>>386098807
I'm positive I've been here longer than you, kid.

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>>386098817
IM CHUP DUDE, THE CURRENT DISCOURSE MADE ME SHY AWAY FROM CHOOSING MAYO EVEN THOUGH I LIKE PEARL BETTER SHE REMINDS ME OF MY LITTLE SISTER SHE IS SHORT AND FUNNY.
GOOD LUCK MY DUDE

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soon

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Some of you are alright, don't go to Splatfest tomorrow

>>386098697
>Weebfag
>Implying I watch anime beyond things /a/ would consider entry level
It's literally everyone who isn't a furry vs furries.

>>386098559
IT WAS COOL AT LAUNCH BUT NOW IM AT A HIGHER LEVEL AND ITS REALLY HARD TO TRY AND LEARN DIFFERENT WEAPONS BECAUSE THERE'S NO MORE RETARDED KIDS TO PLAY AGAINST

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>leans into you profusely
What the fuck do you do?

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>>386098559
I'm very excited! Shifty Station looks awesome, and new maps are my favorite thing, so a Splatfest exclusive one is a great idea. I just hope that all my time in Ranked won't come back to bite me. I've got a really high rank, but my last Turf War matches weren't spectacular

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>>386099124

>>386099124
Nigga Pearl could blow me without even needing to bend over, why would I go with Marina?

>>386099090
You're still wading in cancer, just on the shallow end.

>>386096159
>he doesn't like instantly killing bosses
Rude

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>23 hours until Mayocide

>>386099124
touch the tentacle, honk a tit

>>386099087
I can hear the Linkin Park on his phone

>>386099106
This is a pretty consistent problem across many different multiplayers actually. Arent there like casual modes were you can just play the game modes without worrying about your rank dropping or is it only turf?

>>386099124
>implying I want to kiss her mouth and not give those tentacles a good rub on my balls

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>>386099294
>23 hours until mayofags spoil

I finally got around to playing Salmon Run and I just want to say that I'm not sure why we're so busy exterminating octoniggers when these dudes have countless hordes of bloodthirsty salmon and tons of incredibly dangerous weapons just lying around in seemingly infinite supply.

I mean, I guess we need a few agents around to put the octoniggers back in their place when they start getting too confident but I don't know why the city is completely ignoring the salmon threat. Granted they haven't made any direct acts of war but the UN should at least address their militarization.

>>386099106
Try using it in turf war instead, since it doesn't affect your rank or anything.

>>386099318
>honk a tit
My sides

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>tfw always that one guy that stays behind and fully inks our team's starting area
Should I switch to a roller weapon to make it easier?

>>386099124
*kisses u*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0sycEb_CQY

>furfags hates anime
>plays anime game

NANI

>>386099445
Octarians are supplying the salmonids so we need focus groups on both. That said, the Salmonids would fucking destroy the world if they could organize themselves properly.

>>386099548
Please say they do a crossover with the blue squid girl from that other anime

>>386099106
alright you dumb nigga i'm gonna give you step by step professhional plan

get #SPLREKT, was it:
1) better aim?
work on your aim duhhhhh
2) better position
think about how to get that position and do it to them

there now you are NOSCOPEZ 420ESPORRTS see you in S+ rank

>>386099484
play the game like someone who's not shit and rush to the center
only ink spawn to build up special after respawing

>>386099124
unzip my schlong for paizuri w/kissu

>>386099601
you mean again?

>>386099667
I think he meant for them to crossover in the anime. Wouldn't count on it though.

>>386099484
Roller user here, I promise you it's not going to make up for that guy. Just do your best and try to take solace in the fact that it wasn't your fault.

>>386099595
What part of fucking flying pod missile launchers piloted by their children makes you think they aren't organized?

SOMEONE play this game with me

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SO.... why can't we get a little extra time if the eggs haven't reached their quota but there's one person left?

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>>386094459

>yfw its funny because you know hes right
inklings are technically furries and since /v/ loves to fetish size inkilings, /v/ is furry lovers

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Super Monkey Ball x Splatoon crossover when?

>>386099484
If you want. There's honestly no rush. You could always just use a weapon with tentamissles to stay productive in the battle no matter where you are

>>386099637
you're the one who is shit. You ink your area at the start so that you don't have to waste time with it later, when inking more contested turf really matters

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>grind for days to unlock mini splatling
>end up liking heavy splatling better anyway

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>>386099087

>>386099803
...why the fuck would they do that?

>>386099813
They're humanoid, the best comparison you could make is girls with cat ears which nobody considers furry anyway.

>>386099757
Only a select few pilot these things, the majority of them just rush recklessly with pans and shit. They have a lot of equipment to work with but no plans, the lower ones anyway.

>>386099595
Makes sense. Maybe we should move the octolings in the city into work camps. Just to be safe.

>>386099757
Probably the fact that they aren't piloted by more competent adults.

I don't fucking get how the furries are making their posts show up so profusely in everyone's plazas. Is it just the effect of them all lump-freshing their own shit?

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>>386099813
Should I explain the chart?

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>>386099974
>Probably the fact that they aren't piloted by more competent adults
Bigger Salmonids are slower.
They need those tiny twitchy fuckers on their machines bruh no stupidity in sight.

>japanese artist i follow on twitter retweets a japanese article about the sudden rush of furry art in american splatoon
>apparently, this has caught the interest of japanese artists, and they now have begun drawing furry stuff as well

>play salmon run
>get up to 70 points as a part-timer
>get shit team that I have to carry so we lose horribly and my points drop
>have to earn the points back over a couple of games
>get back to 70
>get another shit team
>this repeats around 10 times so far keeping me stuck at part-timer
Mother fucking randoms...

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>>386099743
kemono is pretty good
also, klonoa is video games

>>386100045
There are probably more furries freshing posts than people reporting. It's not hard to realize that one game refreshes the plaza for new posts so I wouldn't be surprised if both sides were doing this, furries obviously outnumbering.

>>386100243
>he can't carry part time
Read the fucking manual.

>>386100223
no
please god no

Fucking Goldie hide and seek waves are pure cancer

>>386100243
I don't remember dying in part timer. Maybe your team is bad, but maybe you're overestimating how good you are.

>>386100346
When I have multiple bosses on the field and 3 constant dead allies? Fuck there is only so much you can do.

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>>386100420
I don't see a problem. What's wrong anon?

>>386100450
You ain't seen shit yet, just you wait

>>386099743
To be honest, it literally IS okay when Japan does it.
The western Deviantart style is fucking disgusting.

>>386100449
I'm usually responsible for collecting 2 to 4 times as many orbs as anyone else on my team with usually only 1 death per game max.

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I'm starting to get the impression that furries are buying this game just to post furry art.

No, this isn't the only time I've seen something like this.

>>386100421
is that the one with the pipes?

>>386100421
>it's a "half the team seemingly forgets how to play when something new happens" episode
All day every day

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>>386100571
>this isn't the only time I've seen something like this
Where else have you seen it?

>>386100571
Could be alt accounts from bans

>it's a nobody collects the goldie's eggs and just chases him the whole round round

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>when you have no reason to even try but you make an effort anyway

>>386100526
I imagine once I get past part-time it will get easier before it gets harder since I should be done with absolutely worthless randoms.

>>386099232
A soggy bagel could blow you without bending over. Marina however is actually worth it.

>>386100637
Ah, no, my bad, I meant it's not the only such player I've seen in this game.

>>386100421
They need to reduce the rate at which egg thieves spawn during that.

>>386100619
Yes, it's by no means hard but randoms just tend to dick around and waste time when the quota kinda tight

>>386100658
The only countermeasure is blocking consoles.
Which I do not put above Nintendo.They will go above and beyond to keep this kind of degeneracy out of their game. Or at least I hope.

>>386100695
Why isn't there a reason to try? Managed an 88% last time we were down by one man. I just went and kept the enemy team stuck in their base while my team inked the shit out of the field.

>>386100784
Monstergirl fags btfo.

>>386100837
We can only hope and pray anon

>>386100552
>he thinks all of western furry is ONE style

>>3860946
I feel yah

>>386100915
Check your skill privilege.

>>386100835
It's easily the worst one. I fucking hate that one.

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>>386100794
Your shit writing made me panic anon.

>furries are so rampant that people want them reported and banned for drawing pictures in the game
Only furries could pull off something like this. I don't think any other group of people could ever cause this much assblast.

Is there a method of transferring screenshots to my computer simpler than copying them to microsd then copying them to the computer? It's not really that much of a hassle in concept but the only microsd I have is the one my phone uses so I have to take off the back and take it out every time I want to do such a thing.

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>>386101029
I sorry, I try better next time

Did they buff drizzler rain? Fuck that shit.

Why do people let so many eggs get stolen during the goldie wave? It just doesn't make any sense in my head. You should want to fill the qouta in as little goldies as possible. I guess opening every pothole is actually the optimal strategy. It's almost as bad as running around splatting coolers instead of collecting eggs against mothership.

>>386101076
>upload to social media
>download
Just use a twitter or some shit

>>386100784
well shit its over

>>386101170
You would've seen it in Splatoon 1.

>>386100915
How many times have you actually been able to successfully do this though?

>>386101150
>japs calling this furry degenracy "Kemonomimi"
It hurts.

>>386101150
>japs are probably unaware of how much furries are reviled in the english speaking internet
>will likely take this to be some sort of celebratory event of furfaggotry as opposed to the obnoxious spam and flamewar that it is
language and culture barriers are sad

>>386101065
Maybe if they didn't act like such huge faggots that feel the need to retaliate in full because one guy made in a in-game drawing saying "Don't draw furry" we would hate them so much.
That's what started all this, just one guy saying, "don't post furry" and one furry going, "let's post furry because fuck that guy"

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>play salmon run
>profreshional
>All my team mates are down
>I have the charger
>Getting overwhelm and about to die
>Charge up a shot and revive one of my teammates
>He brings back the others and we win.
>mfw

>>386101226
I honestly didn't get into the first one until really late, which is why I was so hyped for Spla2 that I actually bought a Switch just so I could play it on release.

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>>386100421
>>386100619
>>386100634
>>386100810
There's a better way to deal with that wave. Try to open as few valves as possible. When you hit a valve and it glows brightly, that means the goldie valve is close to the one you just hit. So you still have to hit a random one to start, but from then on, you can make educated guesses. Please spread this, to counteract the misinformation and help your fellow Grizzco employees

>>386101313
STOP FUCKING REPLYING
HE'S JUST GOING TO KEEP MAKING THAT SAME POST OVER AND OVER UNTIL HE STOPS GETTING THE ATTENTION

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>>386101150
What's the jap equivalent of 4chan saying about this?
Are they laughing at us? Do they feel our pain? Do they also hate furry degenerates?

>>386100560
>2 to 4 times
PFTHAHAHAHAHAHA. You either have the worst luck in the world to have people that are that shit or you are a liar.

>>386101150
Man I wouldn't mind furries as much if they didn't try so hard to make their shit look exactly like cereal box mascots and cartoon characters from the 90's, it makes me uncomfortable.

>>386101465
I really doubt japan despite all of its sexual kinks has fursuiters.

>>386101390
thank anon, me love you long time

>>386101465
they honestly dont like those type of furries actually

expect it to be a whimper compared to the rest of the japanese splatoon fanbase

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>>386101307
Oh, they know.

>>386101390
>factions posting Kemono illustration vs. factions eradicating Kemono illustration
Can this be the next Splatfest

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>>386101557

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>11 page discussion about the furshit on gamefaqs
wew lad
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/200279-splatoon-2/75631894?page=0

>>386101252
Specifically 3 on 4? Only once since I don't usually have a problem with lacking a guy. If you are talking about keeping them tied up in their base, then a few times. It helps when half the people use the ink roller.

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>>386100708
Nope. You either steamroll from beginner to go-getter or you fluke it and see what happens to your bunghole when there are other go-getters or profreshionals carrying you.

Mercy on you if you reach the next stage.

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>>386101314
Salmon Run feels amazing when you get the right team. Clutching out a tough win and squidding around with your teammates at the end is a happiness that can't be matched

>>386101356
how are you liking Splat2?

>>386101313
>one person finds us obnoxious
>THAT WON'T DO, LET'S RAMP IT UP SO EVERYONE THINKS WE'RE OBNOXIOUS
Furries in a nutshell, they'll never settle for being anything except for number one in the faggotry race

>a few furry pictures were posted
>someone said "NO MORE FURRIES"
>suddenly a huge flood of furry art in opposition

>>386101678
Is this your inkling, anon?

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>>386098453
keep your fur faggotry to yourself.

why is it that every single fur fag has to make it known by everyone around him?

>>386101483
>You either have the worst luck in the world
In turf wars I usually get paired with at least one person that gets 0 points at least once ever 3 games I play. Is that evidence that I have shitty luck for team mates?

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>>386101314
>On final wave no special round effects
>We all eat shit except the Bucket guy in the middle
>We all move to a pile just off the side and wait for the slosh
>He doesn't turn around, just keeps sloshing at trash for a good 4 seconds
>He turns around and jumps down
>He sloshes
>Nothing comes out
>He dies and we lose
>mfw

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>>386101557
>THE PEOPLE WHO INVENTED TENTACLE PORN AND WANT TO FUCK CARTOON CHILDREN REALIZE FURFAGS ARE FUCKING DEGENERATES
This is fucking gold.

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>when you finally get over 200p for a single shift

>>386100915
>>386101679
Only really works if the other team is really that bad or if you're just really good.

>>386101721
>how are you liking Splat2?
It's great. I'll admit I don't like the maps as much but hopefully they'll get some more good ones in there. And I really fucking hope they bring back Underpass and Mahi Mahi. But other than that, yeah, good shit, and now that I actually understand the proper way to play turf war I might be able to not ruin this splatfest for my team.

>>386101734
And now that the reports have started working their magic, god bless automated systems, they are posting even more because they can't let it go.

>>386101987
yeah and too many suspensions will lead to a permanent ban. So let them do it.

>>386099548
Will the anime have LORE?

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>>386101819
>mfw this exact moment happened except we had one other guy alive and I turned around to slosh people
>activate Boba Fett jetpack mode to revive the other guy and the others again
>win
Fuck those two that didn't listen to "Over here" from me being repeated over and over again, you establish a fucking hold.
Also charger is cancer.

>>386101678
>that one furry saying "it's fun watching normies squirm"
So they really don't realize that everyone hates them and not just some single boogeyman.

>>386101847
Probably a bit of both. I should be above average, but Splatoon 2 also seems to have shittier players than other shooters.

>>386102126
it'll be an adaption of the manga shorts so it'll mostly be shenanigans

>>386097032
god bless legoman

>>386102126
It's Nintendo-related so I imagine the LORE will be DEEPEST.

>>386102185
This will change when it stops being f2p.

>>386102101
>permanent ban
From playing or posting? I kinda wish it was playing but I'm afraid of getting banned for false reporting if Nintendo decides to deem it as such.

>>386101296
Bing translated "kemono" and kemonomimi for whatever reason.

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>>386101736
It was earlier, they look like this now. Except with a splatfest t-shirt for chunk farming.

>>386101779
/v/ is 80% furries. Most people don't make it known until some porn gets posted.

>>386102187
Well in that case, I think splathreen (if they do it) should expand on the lore, because I really think they could do something good with it if the scrolls are any indication

>>386102289
>accidentally revealed I'm still B- at level 23
shit

>>386102258
>but I'm afraid of getting banned for false reporting if Nintendo decides to deem it as such
I'm with you on that one. I think I'm gonna wait for something to the effect of an official statement. Not that there will be.

>>386102340
Stop trying to normalize your fetish furfag.

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>>386094459

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>Squidiots run towards the salmon go kart instead of letting them come near the egg holder
How is this not the norm yet? Absolutely no one has done this other than me yet I guarantee it will be a basic strategy a year from now. Even if there are multiple bosses and they need to be taken out asap, don't go towards the go karts.

>>386102289
Oh okay, well I just wanted to tell you she looked really cool.

>>386101829
Retarded weebfag. They're talking about the controversy from neutral standpoint, only referencing the criticism from the west and not giving their own opinion. Most of the tweet replies and comments in Japanese are encouraging this. Fuck off with your waifufaggotry, shallow tit-service children's cartoons.

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>>386101983
I actually think the maps are way better designed in this game, but you're damn right about Mahi Mahi. Best map n/a

>>386102340
>80% furries

lol no way fag.

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>>386102420

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>>386102441
I'll probably go back to that look then.

>>386102448
go fuck your dog or something you fucking degenerate

>>386102383
Try making a Klonoa thread, a Solatorobo thread, or anything similar. Even Crash and Sonic threads have floods of furfags.

>Last wave
>We've met the quota and there isn't much time left
>Everyone is dead except me and I have the charger
>Find one guy right next to me so I try to quickly revive him
>He keeps moving away from me down into the bottom area
>Try to chase him down while the entire horde crashes down on me
>End up dying feet away from him and getting the wipe

I was furious, he had the bucket too so he could have easily gone on to revive the others.

>>386099484
>>386099637
generally at the very start it would be best for everyone to rush in and try to snag the center to the best of their ability. every subsequent respawn or really just whenever you get the chance just splat everything else i guess. just stay close to the center, and any other spots where there is a lot of competition

>>386102545
>Even Crash
Why do they have to defile my boi Bandicoot?

>>386102542
>h-he made me look retarded, better make myself look more retarded!

>>386102427
Yeah, it's really annoying when people take out any of the enemies that follow you while they are still far from the basket. Scrappers and Maws especially, since they are so easy to deal with. It wastes so much time

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>>386102496

>>386102545
that doesn't mean it's a majority you tard, those threads just attract them

>>386102678
Post more.

>>386102618
I'll take being retarded or a weeb over a dog fucker any day, dog fucker.

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>>386102581
>met the quota
>not much time left
Nigga, you run and abandon, which means you save everyone and win.

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>Japanese people are excited for the release of OneShot
>Undertale extremely popular in Japan

Huh...

>>386102678
>...Pearl, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?

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>salmon run, stinger tower appears
>go dash in and KO him
>come back
>everyone is dead
>mfw

>>386102864
It wasn't that little of a amount of time.
It was still a good 20-30 seconds left and there were bosses and chum everywhere.
There was no way I was surviving on my own at that point.

>>386102819
stop engaging him

>>386103086
This shit happens to me to much.
I go off to take care of a boss and when I turnaround everyone dead and there are like 4 bosses closing in one me.

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>>386102748
>>386102962

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>>386103504

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>>386103608

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>>386103681

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>>386103764

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Someone redraw this but with Pearl

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Don't hate the Pearl. She's literally our gal.

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>>386103764

>>386103857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2eAFQlF8yM

>>386096159
-a- charger is great. Just so long as you do your job when you have it and focus on boss salmonid you can take out with ease. You can one-shot steelheads and pick off deployments for the mothership.

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https://discord.gg/ajDCNJw

>>386104321
Except for when you get overrun. Good luck escaping because all you got is a straight line.

More questions from someone who is utterly confused.
So, I know clothes can give abilities or something like that but what kind of abilities are we looking to have, what is by far the best combo?

What's the best counter?
What's to look out for?
ect.

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>everyone is losing their shit over falseflaggers and trolls

I'm not even a furry but this is just hilarious.

>>386104963
A lot of them require several stacks to be more effective, but Ink Resistance seems to be pretty good. A few stacks and being in enemy ink is who cares.

>>386104974
>I'm not even a furry
Nice try furfag

>check Splatnet orders
>Runspeed up main slots are rare
>when they're up, they're on something ugly

Why do you do this to me Nintendo?

>>386103857
This kind of shit is why I like Pearl over Marina.

>>386105415
>still waiting for Ninja Squid on the shirt and tie
One of these days

>>386104012
OH SHIT ITS HIM

>>386099124
*SMEK*

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>>386097009
Yokai

>Profreshional
>two waves of Salmonid and Goldie hordes

wtf i love salmon run now

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>>386105861
>Long tentacles

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>>386105415
This and the annaki shirt look pretty okay

Oh shit fest now

>>386102420
>>386102496
>>386102678
>>386103504
>>386103608
>>386103681
>>386103857
This is how you know Pearl is best girl.
The internet bothered in giving her a personality, whereas Marina is just Black Octopus tits

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Slug hugs

>>386106086
Wait what

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You all realize that Salmonids are a distraction, I hope. And that "pigeons" are a ruse.

One day soon, Seagulls will return

>>386104974
it was pretty entertaining while they continued to take the bait. got a good several laughs for the night.

>>386106103
he's right, you know

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>>386106146
Literally blood vs cum

>>386106181
Marina looks very fuckable in this picture.

>>386105139
I just wanna know once my switch arrives along with Splatoon 2 there is something I should aim to have.

Ink Resistance seems to be a good starter but is there something else I should combo with?

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>>386106521
I can't believe they actually fucking did this, that's hilarious.

First splatfest, folks.

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>>386106525
She looks fuckable in any picture.

>>386094631
Mayo if I'm at home and can have some good mayo with them, but helman's and kraft are both p. gross and that's what you see when you go out.

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>>386106521
>>386106615
The white is so fucking blight it's actually kind of hard to see.

>>386099484
Try the Octobrush, my dude. Just jump and flail the brush around while spinning and it'll almost paint everything, it's good for a quick start.

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>>386106086
mayo VS ketchup
Um ... this color is tomuch...

>>386106691
Wasn't white ink a Japanese Splatfest exclusive in 1?

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>>386106405
>iwasjustpretendingtoberetarded.jpg

>>386094615
Fpbp.

>>386106781
Milk Tea vs Lemon Tea
you can imagine the implications

Wait, is the Splatfest live in America yet?

>>386106839
Watersports vs. Bukkake

Thanks Japan