>be in Kangaroo Land >never ever have to play with

>be australian
>shitpost

>intead you play against snakes, cocodriles, deadly spiders, and kangaroos irl

>>386076932

>be australian
>struggle to survive each day

>>386076932
PARTY ROCK IS IN AUS TONIGHT

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>>386076932
I am a dirty fucking slav and I saw a shitton of aussies when I play, I even made some friends.

Yeah fucking excellent mate, we get flips instead.

>>386076932
>be Australian
>have to pay more for censored games

>>386076932
>be in Kangaroo Land
>have to play with Asians even more than others have to

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>be australian
>have to avoid getting eaten by crocodiles and raped by mohawk bikers just to get to my PC

>>386076932
>>be in Kangaroo Land
thats enought punishment for you my emu lover friend.

>>386076932
>be in Kangaroo Land
>Don't play with anyone because the internet is shit and everything electronic is kangaroo taxed to hell.

>be in kangaroo land
>take 6 months to download this year's seasons assets

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>be Australian
>never play online because internet is shit and even on local servers I get 150ping

>>386076932
implying there's anyone to play with at all, half the good multiplayer games on PC are deserted on launch.

I want vietnam 2 but i'll bet there's only two hardcore servers, if there's australian servers at all.

if it's not CS:GO some MOBA or overwatch i think most multiplayer games are just fucking dead down here.

REMINDER: Americans have higher rates of death by spiders, crocodiles/alligators and snakes then Australia does.

>>386077258
This. For some reason, Asians living in Asia will sometimes play in our region. I guess they don't even want to play with themselves.

I bought PUBG to see what the fuss was about and kept getting matched with Chinese people in squad mode.

>>386077587
>not having FTTP

come on my main man

>>386077589
yeah i only play csgo online to be honest

>live in Australia
>have a great quality of life
>good banter and surfer gf
>acceptable to have a beer at almost any time
Feels good

>>386077695
>yeah i only play csgo online to be honest
Yeah fucking same eh, it's not like there's no alternatives it's that the alternatives are fucking DoA. cunts are shit down here.

>>386077309
>tips fedora

>>386076932
Yeah, because Australian servers are so dead, and we get such shitty ping to international servers

>>386076932
>be australian
>200 ping
>sabotaged Internet infrastructure all owned my one company who throttles it to hell and back
>500GB cap for $70 a month, only 200GB on peak

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>>386077597
That's correct, we are better. Also >amerifats dying to them instead of fighting back because they're so fat and obese

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>>386076932
>>>/wsg/1805584

>>386077597
Now is that just flat numbers or adjusted for population? Australia only has 24 million so Florida alone with its 20 million drunken retards is a better comparison.

>>386076932
You never get to play with them since you have no internet

>>386078514
im on 500gb whenever, $65, why is your plan so shitty?

inb4 bundle

>i need muh home phone in 2017!
>needing higher than a $10-$20 mobile month to month plan

>>386077597
a lot of americans keep snakes and shit as pets and have nfi what they're doing lol

>check out my pet mountain lion

nigger what the fuck are you doing

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*blocks your path*

>>386076932
>have to play with other australians instead
at least russians are sometimes good

>>386076932
ausfag here, only problem is sometimes you have to play with kiwis. There is literally nothing worse than a kiwi accent.

>*dies*
>aww new brew!

>>386078514
Rural town I guess. I'm stuck in dubbo.