>You killed [Player] 5 seconds later... >[Player] has

>>386040792
Yes
>You killed [Player]
>[Player]: Stop being so obvious with your hacks
>[Player] has left the game

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>>386040792
>kill player
>my nuts graze their forehead repeatedly
>they quit instantly

>hahaha he left cause I killed him xD
what actually happened
>okay one more death and I'm calling it quits

>>386040792
if you are 14

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>>386040792
>kill player
>he immediately joins your team

>>386040994
ecks dee

>You killed [Player]
>5 seconds later...
>[Player]: nice
Too bad every game with a good community died and these LE RAEGQUIT XD kids took their place.

>>386040976
But that would still make it me that caused him to quit, which is why it feels good in the first place.

i just want to play vidya and escape. if i keep dying i can't get into it so i just leave

>>386040881
This, being accused of hacking is a great feeling

>>386041227

that's stupid.

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>>386040792
Yes.

>Anon killed PLAYER 1 with grenade launcher (crit)
>Anon killed PLAYER 2's MEDIC with grenade launcher (crit)
>Anon killed PLAYER 3 with grenade launcher (crit)
>Anon killed PLAYER 4 with grenade launcher (crit)
>Player 1, 2, 3 and 4 have left the server.

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>>386040792
>kill player
>you have been kicked from the server

>yell in Norwegian over general channel
>kill admin
>kicked
Gotta love ArmA3

>kill player
>he switches teams at the last second

Fuck you Birotron, you just have to win in a fucking Doom mod.

>playing GTA5 online
>get matched up with a bunch of annoying cunty children who all get in a car and tear off across the map without me to some drug bust mission or something
>they all die instantly and have to wait for me to get to their area to respawn
>the only vehicle i could find before this point is a tractor
>tfw listening to them wail in rage as hundreds of faster cars drive past and i patiently crawl my way towards the checkpoint

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>>386040792

>dominate someone as pyro
>they leave
>there's an achievement for it

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>kill player
>player goes deliberately out of their way to try and hunt you down
>still kick their ass

>[player] has killed you
>you killed [player]
>immediately leave game before he can kill you again

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>Get killed
>Type out "Damn" in chat

>>386041797
>join different server after killing [player]
>[player] joins your new server
>kill him again
>switch back to original server

>>386041643

lmfao

@386041629
>get killed
>switch teams
>get namedropped on 4chan

i bet the only character you play is cold man. cant wait to see your fucking face when they nerf him.

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>fighting an enemy
>we both end up killing at each other at the same time
>[Player1]: lol nice
>[Player2]: hah gj

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>>386041936

>@386041629


LOOK AT THIS NEWFAGGOT
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
LOL

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>Player kills you
>Player dominates you
>Get revenge
>Change server

Try and catch me now, bitch

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>>386042016

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>>386041936

>@386041629

>>386040792
Yes.
>Body someone through their first health bar in a fighting game
>Get halfway down their second health bar
>They rage quit
This feeling is pure triumph and ecstacy.

>>386040881
I got accused of it by two guys in one game on Siege. Eventually one guy got mad enough that he left. That shit feels too good.

>>386041936
>@
Where the fuck do you think you are?

If you're getting angry at the game, then quitting is a good idea. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

>>386040792

>get rekt by an enemy
>they dominate you
>you focus only on killing them
>kill them, taunt them for the kill cam
>they're mic goes off and they shit talk you

works both ways nerds

>>386042212

>low-skill ragequitters on suicide watch: the post

>>386040792
>Is there a better feel in an online game?
Playing the game and enjoying yourself without having to annoy others.

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> Kill player
> Player is a streamer
> Get accused of stream sniping
> Get kicked and banned from game

>>386042290

>being better than others in a competitive game = annoying others

are you 12? or just a faggot?
git gud

>>386042164
>>386042117
>>386042016
Not him but are you all retarded or pretending to be so?
@ing someone is a meme.
It shows they aren't worth a you.
It always amuses me when newfags call others newfags.

>>386042278
Say that to my face, fucker, not online. See what happens. I fucking dare you.

>>386040792
When I start feeling tired of the game I keep playing till I keep winning and call quits once I lose.
Yesterday I had a quite large win streak while damn I just wanted to lose and go to sleep already.

Also in general I have more fun and I'm more tempted to play the game when I'm losing often since I feel competitve.

>>386042016
>>386042117
>>386042164

>avoid giving (you)s
>get (you)s

Video Games.

>>386042337
>stream sniping
is that a thing?

>>386042337

Do the PUBG devs still ban you for that despite stream sniping being hard to prove?

A better feeling is getting into an epic battle with an enemy player and your skills are on the same level. You kill him and the next time he kills you and the pattern repeats. The game isn't about any of the other players at that point as you both try to best each other with honor for the next 7 matches

>tfw you friend each other and join forces and become best buds for the next few years and beyond

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>>386040792
Absolutely

>[Player] shittalks you all game because he's winning
>You make an amazing comeback
>Shittalk him back and laugh at him
>[Player] has left the game

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>>386041936
>@386041629

>>386042393

>@ing someone is a meme.

you are a fucking newfaggot, go kill yourself you cancer

>>386042440

>le (you) reddit meme

good job proving your newfaggotry

>>386040881
>You killed [Player]
>[Player]: Stop being so obvious with your hacks
>[Player] has left the game
>SOME TIME LATER
>[Player] Has been banned for hacking

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>>386040881
>fight guy in DaS2
>use blue flames against him
>accuses me of hacking

>>386040881
>You killed [Player]
>[Player]: Stop being so obvious with your hacks
>[You] have been kicked

fags shouldnt be allowed to be admins

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>>386041541
This one.

>>386042458
depends on the streamer. if its some popular one, they usually cry out and lynch you.

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>>386041936

>@386041629

>>386042489
This is how I built my circle of friends to play FPS games with.
Now whenever I play I got one or two people at any time ready to dumpster pubs with me. Feels so fucking good to play with other good players and not have to rely on pubbies to do the rest of the work.

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>>386041878
>kill someone
>they type "ok" in chat and nothing

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>>386042458
The dude left every lobby without a well known streamer in it immediately. He is either a giant streamer fanboy or is intentionally following them to stream snipe.
Stream sniping shouldn't be a bannable offense but the devs decided it should be and he clearly was.

>>386042531
How can one person be this dense let alone multiple people?

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>>386042016
>>386042117
>>386042164
>>386042529
>>386042616

>>386042449
Yes. A player got banned for it. When he actually didn't. It's the devs of pubg being faggots.

>kill player
>[Player]: I fuked your mom fggot

>>386042703
>>386042698

take your shitty double-layer irony back to >>>/r/eddit
if you @ someone, you are a newfaggot, end of story.

>>386042684
Proof?

So how do you respond to "u mad?" without seeming mad?
Keep in mind that not responding proves you are, in fact, mad.

>join server
>notice guy I constantly shit on is on it too
>"sup [faggot]"
>"[faggot] has left the game"

>>386042854
"yes"

>>386042341
>being so happy that you made another player leave the game

Sounds like you don't enjoy the game, but enjoy making others unhappy.

>Absolutely destroy someone while using the same character
>bully him over gamechat
>Anytime I see him now I target him and rape him
>"How does it feel to be completely inferior to me?"

I've never dominated someone so hard in my life. There are so many subs who play Overwatch.

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>defeat Pontiff Sillyman
>zone into PvP Party Town
>speed-running
>put on quick step claws and get ready to fucking jam
>dude spawns in to welcome me to anor londo
>zoom by him
>a gorillion years of training to sprint through archer town
>activate the elevator and do the quickie steppie dance around my friend as he keeps swinging
>a gorillion years of farming blue ears to evade silver knights without looking at them on sound alone
>quickie steppie through goo town and hit the mist gate
>rage tell
>"DO NOT WASTE MY TIME SOME OF US HAVE JOB BITCH"

print that shit out and frame it on a wall

>>386042449
Its getting harder to do but yeah it's still doable

>>386042781
t. cold man main

>>386042904
>Join server
>guy I constantly shit on is on the enemy team
>him "Oh shit it's that hacker anon again"
>he leaves the server after warning everyone else about my hacks

>>386042854
I'M NOT FUCKING MAD

>>386042854
u mad is the equivalent of yelling "bingo" or "yahtzee" or "checkmate"

>>386042703
sauce?

>>386042617
Yeah it is good shit. Arch Enemy joins your side trope is one of my favorites.

Having good teammates who communicate or know what you're trying to do even without communication is just makes me so happy

>>386042854
Reply with a singular ":)"

Every time they ask a question or try to get a rise out of you, ":)"

They'll get so butt blasted.

>>386042673
It means "only kills" which is very short for basically 'it's just a videogame you dont have a life and that is why you killed me you try hard piece of shit virgin'

>>386041679
There's also an achievement for spy for having someone you're dominating switch to pyro

>>386043397
u so mad

>>386042904
>bullied anon's revenge fantasy #1545
just get over it faggot

>Be CS:GO competive match
>get killed and your team loses
>Haxx!!! Reported!!!! XDDD
>get a kill and your team wins
>You have hax too!!! Reported!!!! XDDD

>>386043524
:)

>>386042854
no u mad

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>You killed [Player]

5 seconds later...

>[Player] wants to start a vote
>Kick Player: [Anon]?

>>386043397
You don't respond at all. If you respond with ":)" then

>he continues to be entertained
>the server gets to see how mad you really are

>>386043635
this always happens in tf2 when you headshot a scout, without fail

>>386043671
:)

>kill random fuck
>you have been banned for stream sniping

>>386042531
Trying so hard.

>>386043597
>>386043707
:)

When is an acceptable time to leave without seeming angry?

>>386043772
:)

>>386041227
Are you 12?

>>386043791
at any time if you are not a sissy bitch

>>386040792
>about to quit game because I've been playing for a while
>some guy kills me
>play for a few more minutes so I don't look like I'm rage quitting

>>386043791
Never
You have to keep playing until the server has an issue and disconnects.

>>386043597
>>386043707
>>386043772


HAHA. OK FAGGOT... we get it. You're happy. Well guess what???? I'm still not fucking mad! THIS SHIT ISN'T WORKING ON ME MOTHER FUCKER. I'M NOT. FUCKING. MAD!

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>two-stock someone
>next match they barely win
>excited for the next match knowing they're actually pretty good
>they leave before it starts

>>386043932
:)

>>386043791
There isn't one. Most people who assume you're mad are vain enough to think you're leaving because they personally killed you, and not because leaving while the respawn timer is ticking means you're not leaving your team hanging.

>>386043985
:)

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>>386042337
>See streamer get killed in-game
>Make Twitch account with similar name
>Gloat in the chatroom around stream sniping them
>Player gets banned

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>kill a player
>they switch to your character
>you kill them again right after
I live for that shit

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>>386043940
>you join another server
>same guys again
>you know you are better
yfw

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>>386044114
>join another server
>it's the same guys
>they all leave

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>player kills me
>player: lol bitch
>get mad
>kill them in remarkably similar way
>me: lol bitch

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>join server
>'oh fuck here's anon, we're fucked'

I am unfortunately a rager now and I can't really explain why or what's changed about me, but when I do rage it's less because of other people and more because of how shitty I'm doing. The tragedy in it is I have no enjoyment playing games sober, but I'm exceptionally skilled when I'm not under the influence of something mind altering.

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>>386043205
Slut Girl, an old classic.

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>>386044101
>Use an obscure, meme-tier equipment setup
>Destroy the other team with it despite it being an objectively bad setup
>They start using it and do worse than they were before

>>386044270
>join server
>guy 1 "oh no it's anon"
>guy 2 "anon is a known hacker, it's a shame he hasn't been banned yet"
>they both stay in the game and rage whenever I kill them

I don't even know what makes these players make these accusations, I'm not even that good.

>>386042854
im mad fucking your mom xd

>>386043397
You forgot the nose :^)

>>386040792

>Fight balls deep hard
>Rank #3 on dedicated clan server
>Recruiter contacts you

UT2014 was the last PvP game I played. I miss those days.

>>386043543
nice projection buddy
you work at the movies?

>>386044492
That's too sarcastic, gotta keep it neutral.

:)

>doing not so well
>switch character
>"lol rage [character]"
I dont understand. Do they not expect me to change strategy if previous doesnt work?

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>>386040792

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>>386041541
>Reason: Killing Friendlies

>>386044586
They are projecting their fallacies onto your actions and identifying with it.

>>386044586
They expect you to not resort to W+M1 pyro if you die to one scout.

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>>386040792
>Getting late, about to go to bed
>I'll quit when I die
>Eventually die, leave game, shut off computer
>See this thread the following day

I do this frequently. Is everyone giggling at me behind my back?

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>>386040792
>Kill [Player]
>[Player]: Picking the noobiest character, wow big deal, pick a real character

Yeah but you still lost to that noobish character you should easily outplay if you are so advanced you little shit

>>386044808
... even if they are just think about how shallow you'd have to be to feel pride in the accomplishment. It is like watch a retard fail in excitement when they see their "ash tray they made for mom".

>>386044735
if you die to phlog pyro as a scout you should uninstall

>>386044902

>playing for honor

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>play CSDM
>fuckhead keeps killing you with AWP
>challenge them anyways with an AK
>lose more challenges than I win but it's ok because none of the fights were in my favor
>bait them into camping and wasting time while killing scrubs to make up the score
>win deathmatch with worse kill and death count than they had because AWP gives the worst kill reward
>"ggez"
>fuckhead disconnected

>>386042531
10/10 bait made me reply.

>>386045098

thx

>>386044978
>not playing for honor
>playing but for you

@386042531
No (You) for (You) big boy

>>386044902
>they spend the match trying to hunt you down and kill you with the "noob" character/weapon to prove a point
>eventually they get one in on you
>"See anyone can get kills with this fucken scrub"
>he's still at the bottom of the scoreboard
>point it out
>he leaves

>>386045184

kill yourself

>Playing Overwatch
>Picks Genji while waiting for match to start
>Kid at mic "let me Genji"
>Match stata still pick Genji
>Kid: NOOOOO
>Kid leaves the game

Never felt so good

Anybody else feel bad when people start leaving the lobby after killing them over and over?
I feel like a bully sometimes.

>>386045320

>being a kid, playing overwatch with other kids

good job

>>386045329
I try not to focus on one specific person too much, but if they keep throwing themselves at me then it's on them. I'm not going to stop killing them just so they feel better - they're free to go to another part of the map and fight the other 18 people on my team.

>>386045320
>Playing Overwatch comp while listening to music
>Volskaya defense
>We get absolutely steamrolled
>decide to play roadhog on attack since our chances of winning are so low and we need to switch things up
>two people in chat freaking out
>three others screaming over the mic
>REPORT ANON HES THROWING
>Switch characters because their screaming is now louder than my music.

Holy hell. Thats the first and last time I make an off meta pick.

>>386045218
Priceless

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>Play overwatch
>[player1] hey player 2, can i play junkrat?
>[player2] sure
>[player 1] takes ages to click on junkrat so I pick him to troll the guy
>[player1] spends the rest of the game to throw insults at me
>get potg as junkrat even
>[player1] left

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>best player is 50 - 2
>some guy types " HAHA U GUYS FUKIN SUK "
>best player types " shut the fuck up, don't taunt your opponents

>>386040792

Yes, because when I feel tired and want to quit, I'm going to do it AFTER I wait for the 30 second respawn.

>>386046096
It's always someone going 2-17 with minimal player damage who shit talks, too.

>>386044341
why give it such a fucking common name that is a tag by itself?

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>>386046096
>Some guy going 32-0
>Another dude on his team starts gloating
>Two people on my team leave
>"Balancing teams"
>32-0 guy on my team now

>>386043397
I always assumed that guy that kept :)ing me was too stupid or cowardly to make up an insult for me. I just assume people that stop using full sentences are too butt blasted to formulate words since it makes you look like a bitch

>>386048206
:)

>>386040792
>you killed player
>player shit talks
5 secs
>you killed player

>Player starts spamming binds and does not stop
Binds were a mistake. Valve should introduce a feature that automatically mutes a player server-wide if they post the exact same sentence more than 6 times in a minute.

>>386043707
:^)

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>>386047543
スラッと means "slender" but sounds like the english word "slut".

japanese fucking love their wordplay

>>386040792
>use the most op char/build/weapon around
>win round
>type no gg for playing lame

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>play tf2 with friend
>he's new to the game
>Autist shouting through his KFC drive through quality microphone
>Autist has voted to kick Friend
>I say, "My friend is new to the game, don't kick him."
>Kick has failed
>Autist starts raging uncontrollably
>Autist has voted to kick Anon
>"I'm not doing anything wrong."
>Kick has failed
>Autist tries to kick some other guy on team
>Kick failed
>I say, "Can we kick this guy for false kicking?
>Anon has voted to kick Autist
>By this point he's screeching in his microphone
>Vote succeeded
>Go to his profile
>He only has 100 fucking hours in the game and he's already deemed himself worthy of screeching at people he thinks are bad
FUCKING TF2

>>386044031
Whats a game that lets be ruin twitch streams

>>386044274
I was in your position before switching to a singleplayer game for a while. Stalker is nice. Nobody cares if I even survive since the Zone keeps warring on without me. Ive stopped freaking out at games so much since beating that

>>386042854
Maybe in your world it does.

>>386043020
You take it too far breh

>>386041737
CoD. Guy is baffled I killed him with a LMG with thermal on. Keeps looking for me when playing. Game ends start new match he uses same class as me I still kill him then he accuses me of hacking and claims that he knows someone who can crash my Xbox.

>>386049648
>Kid starts screeching into his mic
>Vote to kick him
>It passes
Every time. Thank god for vote kicking.

>>386042520
This is the only real answer

>>386041124
>get outskilled by someone
>compliment since that was legitimately good
>lol umad

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>>386042531
Reddit spacing. Faggot.

>>386041936
>>386042393
>>386042440
>muh 4D triple irony with extra dip chess

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>get killed

"Ah well, if I'd dodged or blocked a moment sooner... Nevermind."

>send message
"Good match"

>"LOLOL YOU SO FUCKING MAD BRO FUCKING GG EZ NO NEED TO BE SALTY LOLOLOL XD HE MAD GET REKT HAHA BUT BLASTED YOU SO MAD FAG!!!!!!1"

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>you killed [player]
>[player]: wswawdawasdawddawdaawd
every time

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>>386044629

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>get fucking stomped by someone
>request a rematch
>somehow get your shit together and in turn stomp them
>that's some good shit, want more
>they leave

>>386042854
You serious? You don't reply at all. He's saying 'u mad?' in an attempt to bait any response from you. By responding, you're giving him exactly what he wants.

>>386040792
Killing multiple people in rapid succession and getting into a kind of frenzy.

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>join game
>[random] Hey it's anon again!
>[random 2] not again faggot
>[random 3] no one cares
>[random 4] sad he's still alive
H-hey at least they know I'm pro.

>>386049648
>friend is playing heavy, topfragging, 5 doms
>medic healing him begins criticizing his gameplay
>"come on heavy you need to get closer to them to do more damage"
>initiate a votekick on the medic
>it passes
>some other dude begins questioning why we would votekick someone for simple criticism
>initiate a votekick on him
>it passes
>easily win the round without these two scrubs lowering team morale

>>386051930
>literally screaming after picking up the fifth kill

Killing someone and then giving them the lone question mark is quite possibly the most tilt worthy thing you can do. "?" has borderline magical powers to piss someone off.

>>386042854
mad 4 u baby

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>carry entire game with this one other guy
>our scores are five times higher than anyone else in the server
>he sends me a friend request after the match

Maybe the real best feels are the friends you make along the way

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>new at the game
>join a newbie server
>don't do exceptionally good but not bad either
>You have been kicked: Reason: too high k/d

>>386051000
>>386051390
This is truly the worst plague. CoD was a mistake.

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Absolutely there is

>play any fighting game
>get matched with player X
>beat him
>get matched with player X
>beat him
>get matched with player X
>about to beat him
>disconnects

or

>get matched with player Y
>beats you
>teabags / taunts you
>get matched with player Y
>beats you
>teabags / taunts you harder
>get matched with player Y
>absolutely destroy him
>teabag / taunt harder than he did
>decline his rematch request :^)

>>386052501
>>decline his rematch request :^)
You had me until this, you rematch against him and beat his ass to the curb yet again and then see how he declines your request.
>captcha: please bitch

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>>386041878
>get killed
>type "Damn, that was a good shot"
>get kicked out for foul language

>>386042854
"u mad" is a statement of this sort
>you silly guy, you are overly invested in this silly game when you shouldn't be, look at how silly you are

there's no other way to say
>I'm not invested in this
than not to reply, ever

>>386042854
>Huh?
>[some assblasted response here]
>I don't get it.

>>386048760
I don't get it, how do I figure out the order of those words?
took me a while to figure out they're all in the same order and only the lines connecting them are different

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>64 player match
>you kill the same guy 9 times in a row without even looking for him specifically

>>386041629
>>386041936
Pure pottery

>>386052643
oh I forgot something

>send him message
>downloaded :^)

>>386048760
>>386052956
nevermind I got it, I thought I was supposed to restructure the words

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>L4D2 versus
>finally get a seemingly good team
>start as survivors
>good match overall, we barely make it to the safe house
>switching sides
>whole enemy team ragequited

>>386042531
>bitching about reddit
>reddit spacing
Really makes my brain warm up

>>386040792
>Their team of korean clone brains hooked up directly to the server vs. your team of literal babbies smearing shit all over the keyboard
>Your back is sore as fuck
>The one piece of shit scrub on the other team starts talking smack because he thinks he's doing fuck all despite the score chart saying otherwise
>"lmao ur just bad git mad faggot u salty"
>Teams get rebalanced in the next match
>You're welcomed into the robot hoard while he gets shifted to babbysitting duty
>He starts raging hard as fuck in chat "my team is fukken useless" etc

If I could condense this feeling into an edible substance it would probably be ambrosia.

>Aaron has been kicked
>quit match a while later
>join a different match
>Aaron has been kicked

>Elimination on Destiny
>Steamrolling the other team 3-0
>Heavy round, push alone
>Toss a nade .05 seconds before I see an enemy
>Nade ticks, noscope kill with sniper
>2nd dude runs through the nade for damage, noscope kill
>3rd guy jumps up from behind, noscope headshot
>first dude I killed ragequits

I love playing with a mouse and seeing people cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iHJlyu1rWg

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>You killed [healer]
>[healer] switched to other class

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>Call someone out for sucking dick
>Whole team starts calling him out
>Match ends
>The retard sends me a friend request

>>386040792
>Is there a better feel in an online game?
Winner winner chicken dinner.

>[Sniper] has killed you
>Spawn again
>[Sniper] has killed you
>Spawn 2 minutes later
>[Sniper] has killed you
>Fuck this, take the RPG class
>shoot 3 grenades in the forest
>You killed [sniper]

fucking annoying

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>Playing through Dark Souls normally
>Get invaded by some honorable duel fag
>Get sent hate mail for not following his autistic pvp rules

>go on a valve server
>type in chat "hey guys what are some good porn sites?"
>anon has been banned: reason: spam

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>>386045959
>Playing Bastion when Oasis came out (before his buff)
>We lose first round, teammate keeps shitting on me in chat for playing Bastion
>Other team is defending me in chat
>Win game eventually, other team asks the shitter how it feels to get carried by a Bastion
>I end up getting POTG too

>>386042854
Que?

>>386042854
You say nothing you fucking idiot. If you can't restrain yourself and give him attention you really are mad.

>>386041113
Haha I've done this in left 4 dead.

>play as infected
>human player kills me
>lol nice try faggot get good!
>ok
>switch to open slot on human team
>immediately jump off a roof
>omg you fucking asshole
>laugh hysterically as they vote kick me

Good times.

>>386041541
>join bf3 server where no antiair is allowed
>host has spawn camped my team on a boat while he & friends blast us from a heli
>take a stinger, nuke his ass and quit

> [you] have killed [player]
> [Player]: You Nigger
> [Player] has been kicked!

>>386042854
Calmly agree

>>386057627
This. You can't argue with someone who doesn't speak your language.

I'll never understand that mentality. Have you never played a game and thought to yourself that you'll go to sleep the next time you die or something like that? Why do you think you are personally the reason he quit? Do you quit when you get killed because you are so angry and project that feeling onto other people?

>>386042854
Wreck him so hard in-game that it look like you're just fucking around

>>386058103
What is it with Battlefield and those retarded as fuck rules?

>Anon1 has attacked the teammate (Anon2)
>Anon2 left the game (Disconnected by user).
I'm Anon2. Even when it doesn't really bother me I do it for shits and giggles.

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>kill streamer
>get banned

>>386058338
I did this on some team killing retard in warthunder custom games, he was a spitnigger and after I schooled his shit he brought out a Vampire Jet and immediately got sniped by me from 2km away and quit.

>>386058376
Power tripping mostly

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>Playing multiplayer game
>Get a call or have to leave for some other reason
>Everyone thinks that you ragequit

>>386040792

>"hmmm, im getting bored of this game, next death and im going to go play something else"
>dies, leaves
>"LOL ISNT THE GREATEST FEELING XDXDXD"

>play Friday the 13th
>Jason is using voice chat
>powertripping faggot

Does this keep happening to anyone else? Isn't Jason supposed to be silent?

>>386044629
blood is boiling

>>386041113
was he actually holding the sims?

>>386044629
>how many dicks u had to suck to get that hat
>12
Every time.

>>386041737
Every time I play hanzo

get fucked if you play Genji on defense

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>Be European
>Play well
>PMs full of angry people screaming in Cyrillic

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>>386040792
>you killed [Player]
>you fucking hacker
>[Player] has left
>[Player] joined
>spinbots the rest of the game
CSGO was a mistake

>>386044629
>why you have pokemon as avatar?
>why is your avatar a cartoon horse?
>u mad u mad

like talking to an old acquintance of mine
he was the biggest hypocrite ever

literally It's okay when I do it: The Person

>>386044265
Could you try a seizure warning your dumbass bitch?

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>devastated a TF2 server so hard I got kicked out

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>You killed [Player]
>[Player] "YOU USELESS FUCK COWARD NIGGER DICK KEKKK"
>Vote kick [Player]
>Vote passed by 80%
>[Player] has left the game

I just love people pressing kick lightning fast when some shitter starts spewing shit in chat.

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>>386044724

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just another day of playing ranked hearthstone

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Google translated hatemail