ITT: Things you've learned to never trust in games >High

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>>386025568
Yes, good manling.
Never trust elves, dwarfs are your friends!

The guy standing beside the guy who tells you there's a mole within the ranks

>>386025568
the leader of any rebellion

/tg/ go home you are drunk

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>>386026873
Go home Thalmor, you will never end nirns existence

What's wrong with bosmer?

>>386025568
What's wrong with sea elves?

>>386025568
What's wrong with /v/?

>>386025568
the french

>>386027106
Eso a wood elf inflicts himself with aids and then goes into battle knowing he will die.
Wood elves eat the corpse of their kills.

lmao

>>386027098
Don't you have some digging too deep to do, halfer?

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>>386025568
"FIVEFOLD VENERATIONS, MY FRIEND!"

>>386025568
how much do you trust half elves?

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>>386025568
All non-humans are scum. Wizards and witches as well.

>>386025568
jrpg= never trust smug douches with long grey hair.

>>386027410
only half as much as humans

>>386027496
Or God

>>386027496
Or the clergy

>>386027541
>>386027582
Or really any authority figure not in the party.

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Elves did nothing wrong

>>386027862
Begone Arachnid Illuminati Elf Scum

>>386025568
Humans. 98.9% of bad shit that happens in vidya is because of a bloody human.

>>386027991
t. elf

>>386027991
Most stories are human-centric, it can't be helped.

>>386028045
Show me evidence that says I'm wrong

>>386028092
I rest my case. Humans are untrustworthy and very self-obsessed.

>>386028092
>humans dindu noffins
Reminder again that humans are the niggers of fantasy land.

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Your true enemy is yet to reveal itself.

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>>386028121
The Thalmor literally want to end the current existence in the TES series and don't care about what the other races think

Before that the Wild Elves enslaved humanity until a time travelling mentally ill robot almost wiped out their entire race, good riddance

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>>386028258

People making the same thread over and over

>>386028258
I thought driders were male since drow don't give a shit about males.

>>386028351
To be fair concerning TES everyone is a shit and that existence really does deserve to be ended.

>>386027430
>Wizards and witches as well.
Correct. Magic is for faggots and women.

>>386028738
t. amputee

>>386027261
Wait, as in cannibalise humans/elfs? Or just eat animals they kill, cause it makes a difference

>>386028938
Humans

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>>386028842
Wood Elves are cannibalistic. If they kill another elf in combat, it's their tradition that they must eat them.

There's some rules around it, for example they can have family members help eat the corpse.

>>386028938
Elves are only jews according to /pol/ memes, whereas dwarves and jews share some actual traits that Tolkien himself could see into his one creation and he endorsed this interpretation. Of course he is not the end-all of fantasy, but many of these traits prevail.

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>>386028938

>>386028738
Victor, pls go

>>386025568
Holy Roman Empire
England
France
Gauls
Brittons
Brutii
Roman Senate

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This fucker
The AI isn't nearly as spastic as it used to be but holy balls every game I have with this roly-poly fuck has him declaring war on me for no good reason

>>386025568
/v/

/domg/?

>>386025568
Never trust knife ears

>>386025834

Dwarves are elves.

>>386025568
>Sea Elves
Name ONE (1) gayme.

>>386030653
they appear in ESO

>>386029148
Waste not, want not.

>>386030653
WoW

>>386030336
thank you, kind anon

>>386028423
I think either gender can get it but its more common for males probably. Its a form of punishment for some serious stuff usually relating to Lloth.

I GENUINELY FUCKING DESPISE THOSE FUCKING POINTY EARED SHITHEADS

IF I COULD I WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL THE ONE THAT MADE UP THE CONCEPT OF ELVES

I HOPE ALL OF YOU WHO PLAY ELVES IN ANY GAME OR EVEN ALLOW ELVES TO EXIST NEAR YOU DIE OF A SLOW DIGESTIVE PROBLEM, I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR "OH IM A COCKY SON OF A BITCH THAT HIDES BEHIND MUH MONEY AND MUH INFLUENCE AND OH YOU ARE LOWBORN" GO AND DIE FAGGOT

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>>386031092

>>386027862
FUCK OFF SPIDEDR

>>386028423
Drider is everyone who fails Lolth in some way, shape or form.

>>386028938
Jews are goblins.

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>>386025568

So happy i main elves in MMOs.

>>386029708
>can't handle the big stick

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ITT: Things you've learned to always fuck in games

>High Elves
>Dark Elves
>Deep-Elves
>Wild Elves
>Wood Elves
>Snow Elves
>Sea Elves

>>386025568

>High Elves
Never heard of them

Knife ears are only good for fucking and killing. All elves are parasites.

>>386033419
Fucking something gives it power.
I mean, sure. Today, they take away your virginity. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very LIIIIIIIIIVVVESSS??

>>386025568
wow, some people sure can't handle the elven superiority in fantasy games

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>>386025568
>dark elves

>>386034583
Non-Mages just can't compete, puny humanity with their short as fuck lives should spend their time more wisely

so Space Elves is good?

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>>386027281
>>386027410
>>386025568
>>386027430

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>>386030562
Thats a grudgin'

>>386034929
dont try and shill your shitty VN you pathetic weeb

>>386036107
Stfu and buy my game

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>>386028738
Imagine being such an insecure low int loser that you need to call anyone smarter than you a fag.

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ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH WILL SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR FACE! I WILL FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!

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>>386032665
>write goblins as greedy, Beady eyed, money obsessed, backstabbing, hook nosed
>put pic related in their bank
Jesus Christ, Rowling.

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>>386025568

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Elves are cute and pure beings beings meant for cuddling, consensual hand-holding, marrying and ear nibbling

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Elves are for making half-elves

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>>386037307
>>386037427
>posts an anime elf
First mistake. Might as well post an elf ntr-mindbreak doujin while you are at it.

>>386030653
Elder Scrolls. Both in lore and in the Online.

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>>386033221
I laughed.

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>>386033221
>Dragons, like the ones that turn can have Human Form
>I want to fuck the Human Form

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>>386036664
ALRIGHT LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-POPORTIONED DENDROPHILES! IF YOU TRY ANYTHING NASTY WITH MY BITCHBOY OVER HERE I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKING ARROWS AND SHOVE THEM INBETWEEN YER POLISHED FINGERLAINS. I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT BOW STRING OF YOURS AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKING FORESKIN UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKING VIOLIN! I'M GOING TO HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT! I'M GOING TO TO COLOUR THAT LITTLE PANSY GREEN SKIRT RED USING YOUR FUCKING BONE MARROW! YOU BETTER BELIVE YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN, BECAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE, YOU ATROCIOUS FUCKING BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY!

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>>386038057
e.g Saskia

>>386030653
Sea elves were a thing in Warhammer

N'WAH, ALL OF YOU

>>386027862
>spiders are working with elves
It all makes sense now

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>>386025568
Whitestrake is wrong, elves are good people

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>>386038325
>were
Pretty sure they will be in TW:W2.

>>386038506
Who is this semen demon?

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>>386038584
modded skyrim elf

>>386030562
>fucking bethesda

>>386038706
I dont like her, go back to posting the other one.

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>>386038884
this one?

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>>386038706
>>386038506
>>386038935

flaunty attention whores, wouldn't give them satisfaction of even looking in their general direction.

>>386038935
I cant tell with the mask on, doesnt look like her >>386038506

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>>386038965
>flaunty attention whores,
yes

>>386038506
>>386038706
>>386038935
>elf with big tits
Trash, you don't like elves.

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>>386039287
>elf with big tits
is this better

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>>386039162
>partially visible pubes

>>386039347
A bit, now it's just a human with pointy ears, still not a proper TES elf.

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>>386039529
>still not a proper TES elf.
how's this bosmer

>>386039629
hips too wide

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>>386039465
>partially visible pubes

>>386039629
Lore breaking on several levels.

>>386035459
Yeah but don't try to follow them or you'll end up on an ice world with no way back.

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>>386027862

>>386039730
>MUH LORE
Lore means shit in Bethesda games if that isn't relevant. They can't even stay consistent with their own lore.

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>this thread

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>>386025568
overconfidence

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>>386037307
>posting the one elf I can't hate
Shit I think they're onto me, please help

>>386040376
bow to your elven supervisors filthy little human, before you get lynched

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>>386040347
Their looks have been pretty on point through several games now. Also I'm just making fun of him.

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>>386040720

>>386040376
Kill some muslims if you want to do the world a favor. Catholics have nothing to do with this fictional race, this larping is beyond stupid.

>>386040776
>insulting one of the most based elves
>that improved relationships with the dwarves
Retarded.

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>>386040808

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>>386040808
I hope this is bait

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OP didn't mention Brown Elves

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>>386025568
Good man, you shouldn't trust elves.

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>>386040376
someone wants more elves i see

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>>386040912
>Letting the unpolished left shoe grudge go unsettled

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What about Santa's Elves, they seem okay

>>386029708
>ever trusting eggman

Was this thread ever about video games?

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Threadly reminder.

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The papacy
Milanese
Neighboring dwarfs
Elves
Fantasy dutchmen

>>386041375

Hate for TES elves is legitimate though.

>>386041375
>not always playing a human supremacist

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>>386041375
Threadly reminder

>>386029708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiXNcBkNwu8

>>386041563
Stay mad, nerd.

>>386041469
I like wood elves

>>386027862
fuck off, mephala

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>>386040808

>>386029708
He is america so it kinda fits

>>386041375
This person has never read Eragon, or played a game with Drizzt knock off #428

YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME

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>>386041375
No.

>>386025568

elves did literally nothing wrong. they're long lived and intelligent

>>386041375
And what about us who prefer to play only as Humans?

>>386043876
MGTOW

>>386043876
Dull, indulges in the most boring self-insertion powerfantasy, has to inflate his ego by playing basically him + all the power he gets from a fantasy world.

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>>386044143
Spotted the guy that plays himself with pointy ears.

Man I hate gnomes.

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>>386044947

>>386028842
They can't use or eat plant life, so they have to only eat meat.

>>386045823
They can use and eat plant life perfectly fine, just not those of their homeland, with which they made a pact some time ago.

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First for elves are truly the worst, most disgusting "race" and should be purged from Nirn.

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>>386044947
do you hate goblins?

>>386046476
only when their fingers clip into their bodies.

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>>386046476

>>386045823

No, they drink milk/honey and eat bugs as well.