You may constantly shit on The Witcher because it's popular,

>>386016443
This game, man.

I barely thought it would live up to the hype, let alone exceed it. I've been playing for fifty hours straight across only two chapters and about five mini bosses, and it has been absolutely and utterly humbling. My breath is being taken away at every turn.

I just died trying desperately to make my way out of a dark underwater cave on a cold, lonely, massive dungeon with ominous growling startling me from far across some rocky, eroded mountains against the backdrop of a massive dark blue door. Earlier I was marveling at a herd of grazing antelope-like creatures on a little yellow paradise of a dungeon with a pink sky-box. Creatures were screeching in the distance and tinkling piano chords played in the background.

I very much appreciate the technical and leveling aspects such as driving and cooking, but most of all, this game has been an extremely emotional experience for me so far. I could barely pull myself away from my first mini-boss once I acquired the warp-slash. No matter what I'm looking at, I have this excitement and this wonder and frustration that I am inevitably missing so much. I have never, EVER felt this lost. Final Fantasy just beckons, wordlessly. What a beautiful, beautiful, titanic game. I have no words.

Enjoy, everyone. And thank you, Hajime Tabata and Squareenix. Jeez Louise.

>>386016478
THIS

>>386016443
The more i think about it the more it makes sense that Dettlaff was autistic.
>Regis talked about him like some special needs child
>Dettlaff was said to be unable to comprehend human relationships
>If one human was bad to him, then all are bad in his view
>Got cucked by his love
>Extremely talented at controlling vampires
Which makes the story many times better.

>>386016443
well, he really is pretty much willing to let Toussaint fall to a vampire horde on the offchance that his crazed pal might see reason

>>386016478
is this pasta

>>386016620
If Geralt was not there, he would have yeah.

>>386016478
First post is best post due to how many suckers will fall for it, without reading the last sentence.

Warp slash is what tipped me off, because The Witcher 3 could desperately use a move like that.

>>386017001
>The Witcher 3 could desperately use a move like that.

How would that even make sense.

>>386017001
Ciri already has a warp slash you silly kunt.

>>386016443
The Witcher 3 is the definitive greatest game ever made and Regis is best bro.

is this pile of shit on sale?

shill threads always ramp up then

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>>386016559
How does a vampire this retarded managed to stay alive for centuries?

>>386016443
W1 - siegfried
W2 - broche
W3 - regis

best bro series

>>386019305
He is pretty much immortal. He spent most of the century regenerating because he keeps getting btfo (altho he does it to save Geralt)

>>386019658
>W2 - Iorveth

ftfy

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>>386020806
> being friends with knife eared terrorists

>>386020806
t.regular son of a whore

>>386016559
Their entire race is autistic, save for Regis and maybe Orianna. Vampires specialize in specific things, and Regis specialized in understanding humans.

What Pixar movie is this? CG of this quality can't possibly be from a video game.

>>386016478
Is this pasta about 15?