>Enemy AI accidently hits friendly another enemy AI
>They start fighting each other
>you get special drops from them
>killed quest npc has a 2 hour spawn cooldown
>bandits and hired thugs follow you to town and attack you
>guards don't do anything
>>386014229
>hit them back and the guards will chase you to the ends of the earth to tell you off
>>386014048
OP pic has never happened to me, I'm super into the first 1/3 bag of chips and then my enjoyment hits a brick wall and I throw the rest into the trash
>spell has 30% chance to cast
>it works
>charm a powerful enemy and let him murder his friends for you
>kill him before it wears off
>>386014291
>>386014229
I instantly drop a game when this happens
>>386014415
>eat some chips
>put the rest in the pantry
>next day
>oh nice, my past self left some delicious chips for my future self!
>>386014220
Go back to /pol/ negro
>>386014632
>eat some pizza
>put the rest in the fridge
>next day
>What the fuck, not even half a pizza? What the fuck is this shit? Fuck you, past me. Couldn't leave 2 more slices so I could have a proper meal? Go to hell, you fucking ass. God damn.
>helping guards fight something
>accidentally hit a guard
>you're now wanted for assault
>>386014708
Unironically love and emphasise with this post
>>386014708
This happens everytime.
>get attacked by someone in town
>50 guards rush in to help me
>>386014048
>lose a companion to get a better one
>the new one betrays you ten minutes later
>>386015232
I almost wish the Kings didn't help me when some idiot comes running up to me holding a pool cue in Freeside.
I like beating those guys to death with my bare hands.
>>386015295
>takes all your good gear