>japanese game >character responds to compliments by scratching

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>Girl in public
>Reacts to compliments about her body by calling the police

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>>385999638

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>british game
>get ran over by a muslim

>>385999550
Wait, people don't do that? I'm terrible at getting complemented so I just nervously laugh and say it's nothing

>>385999638
man oh man!

have i heard THIS ONE the most!

but seriously, just take it, you don't have to fucking have sex with the guy. he just thinks you look good, damn...

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>>385999638
>be retail manager
>customer complains about male employees looking at her underage daughter
>could pass for 18 years old
>has shorts that cut off just below her crotch, pulled up tightly into her ass
>shirt is too small

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>feel like shit
>walking feeling like shit minding my own business just want to get it over with
>someone tries to cheer me up
>forced to waste 30 seconds to 2 minutes talking to this asshole just so they wont post about me being awkward or some dumb shit on an anonymous image board
life is a pain in the ass

>>385999852
yeah

fucking this too
its like, you are putting yourself out there, HARD. its not like she is a fucking burka wearing terrorist

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>>385999638
>Summertime
>Stare at women's feet on mass transit, wearing sunglasses and pretend I'm sleeping so no one catches on
>Have the looks to flirt if I wanted to, but my social skills are 2/10 due to spending a decade on this site

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>Japanese game
>Female heroine's body armor covers 2% of body

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>>385999550

>western game

>character responds to compliments by homosexual sex scene

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>>385999638
>TFW Latinas are the best women

>>385999984
Is there a full video? I googled and I get actual Ryu V Cammy match videos when I don't play fighters anymore and I'm looking for porn!

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>>385999550
>Swedish game
>Character gets gang raped immediately after the tutorial
Immersive as fuck

>>386000092
Still can't stop laughing at this guy. This is why i always point my webcam away from me when i'm not using it

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>japanese game
>hair is used for (((((character development)))))

>>385999825
I really don't get it either. Girls kill themselves to look good 24/7 but hate it when they pass a construction site and men holler at them. Same for a club or bar especially, you show up and I'm gonna chat, fuck your girls night out.

>>385999550
>Russian game
>Character doesn't respond to compliments

>>386000229
Sorry anon, can't help you there. Wish i could find the video too

>>385999550

why do they do that thing where they put their thumb out and wipe their nose and it's supposed to look cool, wtf is that it is weird. do you guys know what im talking about?

>real life
>anon responds to compliments by stuttering out a thank you and accidentally killing the conversation

>>386000470

using cocaine

>>386000470
Yeah they do that shit in anime too. I think it's just some cultural shit like with japanese people always posing with a peace sign

>>385999984
Im gay but damn she thicka than a snicka

>>386000343
My negro. Fuck double standards.

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>>385999638
>TFW no Spanish gf

>>386000470
I did that IRL the other day without thinking.

>>386000343
They do it to impress chads and guys they're interested in
When middle aged men and apes catcall they freak out. Especially because apes get aggressive about it if they're rejected and ignored

>>386000632
Fucking peace sign... Most repressive culture in the world adopting the sign of the free loving sixties. Ridiculous. Were there even any Japanese hippies?

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>>386000783
>tfw i fucked around and got a T H I C C colombian gf from Tinder
>tfw she asked me out, not the other way around
>tfw she confessed that she loved me after 2 months of dating
I don't deserve her guys, how did a fuck up like me end up with an angel like her

>>386000081
Mass effect 3 :(

>>386000916
This.

Also, they don't want attention drawn to their attention seeking. It's like when you throw a swish in basketball, it's cooler if no one says anything but gives you a smooth nod of appreciation. Same thing with guys going OMG CAN I JUST SAY YOU LOOK FUCKING AWESOME IT MAKES ME WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR BODY FUCK.

They want you to notice them but be cool about it.

>>386001043
>Tinder
>People actually getting lucky with matches
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing wrong with my pics, I put like my 5 best when I had a gf for 4 years and just used the ones she took of me alone

Fucking NYC

>samurai character
>cuts down an entire legion of enemies just by quickly unsheathing a katana

>>386001194
It's okay man, like i said, I got lucky as hell because I had been using tinder for 2 years on and off and got no more than 20 matches throughout those 2 years. That, and I had finally decided to set the Mile radius to 100. She actually lives quite far away from me so I only see here every now and again. Keep using your best pics and change them from time to time. New people come on Tinder everyday

>>386001043

dude are you really hot or you're just really nice and have a great personality. if it's the latter can we be friends? i want more nice supportive friends

>>386001596
I've been told I'm really nice by most people I know but I don't consider myself hot. But sure, we can be friends, you seem like a decent enough person

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>>386000783
>TFW never grab on these hips

>>385999719
Name seventeen games that do this.

>american level
>burger music starts playing
>get shot

>>385999984
Why do pornstars seem like they're always having a blast

>>386002261
It's part of the role they're playing, anon. They're actors.

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>Indian game
>character comes up to you, shits on you then proceeds to rape you

>>386002261
Do you have any idea how much they get paid for dumb scenes like this? Easily 2 grand per scene at least

>>386002261
Because they're getting paid to fuck for a living
Sure it'll get boring like any other career eventually, but the women make a hell of a lot more green than men.

>>386002368
What game?

>>386001596
Colombian women do not give a shit about looks. Most of them care about money, but a pretty significant portion just want a guy they can cook and clean for. They're incredibly subservient.

>>386002419
I heard that guy's get paid like 2-300 dollars per scene and then girls get paid in the thousands. It's fucking bullshit but then again a guy can fuck all day everyday if he wants and still be rich at the end of the day. I wouldn't complain much

>>386001042
In Japan it's the V for victory, not a peace sign. That's why Ash used to do it when he won battles.

Same thing in Europe too I believe.

>>385999797
Try "thank you" you autist

>>386002792
Thanks anon! Never knew this.

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>>386002125
> Indian level has designated shitting streets
> American level has designated shooting schools

>>386006359
Nothing wrong with learning how to shoot.

>>386000229
>>386000451
read the fucking watermark ffs!