What video games can I play while watching lectures so that I

>>385985389
Civilization V

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>falling for the college meme

>>385985505
t. Canadian Plumber

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Viscera Cleanup Detail. Good, mindless busywork, yet strangely engaging when also listing to a podcast or audiobook. Should work with lectures, too.

>>385985549
Plumber is respecta-
>Canadian
Nevermind

>>385986008
I work as a Canadian Plumber. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day playing video games. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, thats right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to install 3 boilers each giving me ~3000$ per. I unclogged 3 toilets each giving me ~600$ each for 30 minutes of work. I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

> You really need this heat exchanger upgrade to your heating system!! It's looking really old and your pipes could burst any moment.
> Even though its completely fine i'll just bill them for a $900 part that was in perfect working condition.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are playing video games like "S.T.A.L.K.E.R, Dark Souls, Mount & Blade, and Total War" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money with your pink animes..

Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realise that the latest video game news is going to crash all of your video games around you in the next few months. Video games are a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in video games because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

Enjoy staying poor

You're wasting your youth by not applying yourself and getting ahead early. Enjoy your shitty work life and future because you wanted to spend your "golden years" on digital toys.

>>385985389
>perfect college GPA
>On /v/ instead of studying
Is this your second semester in college? They'll throw so many bullshit "elective" courses at you that it will lower.

>>385987096
I'm not a degenerate that goes out with their friends to lower their IQ by partying or drinking and instead spend all day in my room studying and browsing /v/

>>385986283
This is why no one respects you blue collar cunts
>ayyy lmao,that there thing is busted, gonna cost you an extra $400 to get it fixed!

Neck yourself.

Who fur here?

>>385986283

>$12,585 canadian dollars

How much is that in real money? 10 USD?

>>385987171
browsing /v/ kills brain cells faster than alcohol